HJcuotcft to politics, jCitcmturc, Agriculture, Science, iHorcilitij, axxi cncral Siitclltcjcuce. Hie ,! 1 ... VOL 18. STROUDSBURG, MONEOE COUNTY, PA. JULY 15,1858. NO. 30 't " THE RASH WISB1 ou, ,: LOVE AND PASSION". "1 wish be were dead-Ido; I hope ho may never enter this house again alive!" anil cveu as the rash words were spoken, the lips that gave them utterance quiver ed, a half oppressed fear that the dread ful wish might he realized, and the littlo palo, nervous woinaa, sank down upon a chair, and gave vent to a uur.se or pas- eionatc tears half of anger and halt pen i to nee. Adcla Raymond was neither so young nor beautiful now, as ten years ago when she stood, a proud, happy bride, beside bim who had won her pure, girlish heart, and pronounced those solemn vows, that through .weal or woe, were to bind to him , alone tb Published by Theodore Schoch. TERMS. 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JOB PRIHTIKG. tlKving a general assortment of large, plain and or namental Type, wc "jfc prepared to execute every de scription of Cards, Circulars, Hill Heads, Notes, Ulank Receipts, Justices, Legal and other lll.mks, Pamphlets. &c. prin ted with neatness and dc.-patch, on reasonable terms ait this office. irough life; vCt down deep in her that swcPl awa? ner only means of sup- have eventually bestowed upon her child cro remained a green spot, where Port but at le.ngtb sinking down be- j hood's friend a second love. heart there remained a green spot love still grew as bright and fresh as in her suuniet days save wncn the rauk weeds of passion :trovc for a brief season to root out the more gentle and unassum ing, but deeply rooted plant. And if the disappointment, trials and vexations of Hie ever reuder woman par donable for irritability or ill-humor, sure ly Adcla Raymond could claim the ex cuse. . Scarcely had two years of weded blis had been enjoyed, ere William Ray mond under the pcrnieious influences of tliose with whom bis business obliged him to associate begiiu to tread the down ward path, which sooner or later leads to irretrievable ruin. Whcu first the fatal truth burst upon Adcla, the chock seemed too great tor her sensitive nature to bear, aud her heart appeared utterly crushed beneath its weight of woe. But life's thread is some times very tenacious it will stretch on, through long years of sorrow, ere it snaps assunder. And fo Adela, when, the first shook had passed, nerved her soul to bear with strength and fortitude the impending fate that she feared awaited her, and thou in earnest, tearful accents, besought her lov ed husband to shun the wily temper that was fait winding his insiduous coils a rouud the poor, deluded, unresisting vic tim. Days and months lengthened into long, weary years, and Mill Adela continued her pleadings, and not a harsh nor un kind werd escaped her lips; she under stood enough of human nature to know that what loves per-uasivc eloquence can not ovcrroroc, severity can never conquer. But William Raymond heeded not the tears and outre sties of her whom be had pledged himself to love and cherish, and each succeeding year saw bim siuk lower and ti!l lower in that pit of degradation, at the bottom of which yawns a drunk ard's grave. Business was ue;lected, ac counts forgotten, and work of any kind abandoned for the tavern and the gambling-house, where alternate day and night found him with his even more dissolute and wretched companions. Poverty soon came striding apace over his threshold; their gaunt grim waut, uutil all that re mained of former luxury aud almost of comfort had goue to satisfy the demands of hunger. Then it was that Adela's long tried pa tience gave way, and frequent and violent were the ftorius of passion that burst from thoso lips which had never breathed ought but love and tenderness. Ah! she had forgotten to ask for pa- ! tience and wisdom to bear the heavy bur- j from her lips, he bad gone gone, never dms of her afHtctious. She had ever been to return. And she had driven him a & fragile flower wholly unfitted by na- way. Oh, what would she not now give ture to bear the chill, rouh winds that ' to recall him once more to her side poverty now slept mercilessly over her; how she would work day and night for and yet for many long months the toil of ! him and utter no complaint, her delicate bands- had been the only J After the first shock of her agony had means of support for herself and three subsided, Adela began to think of her helpless little ones, aye, and had oft times future. How was she to act what was (through sear) furnished her unfeeling sho to do? she sought help from heaven, husband witb the means of procuring tbe 1 and found strength and peace in seeking exciting beverage, the effects of which it. fisnk him beneath the brute. It was af- ' There were a few brave hearts who icr one of these cruel demands upon her had 6tood nobly by her side when misfor alcndcr earnings had been made by the tune's adverse winds swept over her de onfceling husband that Adola gave vent voted head, otherwise she could not, whh to the exclamation which opens this little her feeble health, have kept starvation sketch. Raymond had just left the room from her door. Through the exertions where his wife was pursuing her weari- ; of these friends Adela was supplied with some toil with half the proceeds of her as much sewing as she could do, and lib last week's labor in bis own indolent band erally paid for her labor; and her littlo but had not reached the outer door ere , Willie engaged as errand boy for a trades those rash bitter words fell upon bis ear.4 man, who paid him a small salary e Had he been intoxicated then, he would nough to furnish his clothes for the first havo turned back and retorted perhaps year the next it was doubled, as the with blow?; but for once he happened to be tradesman found bim faithful and trust perfectly sober, aud a sudden and stern worthy; so that Adela, with the expense purpose ista.ntly entered his mind, which of her husband removed now gained a a1 dogged resolution enabled him to carry comfortable support for herself and little into effect. ones. ' Her wish shall be gratified I never i Three years passed away and no ti will 'enter this house again alive,' so dings of the absent husband had been re Kelp me God and with this oath upon his ceived, when one of the newspapers an lips, and a curse in his heart for her nounced the intelligence that tho ship in whom he had driven to the utterance of which William Raymond soiled had been that terrible wish, William Raymond wreeked in a terrible gale, and "all on turned his feet from tho homo which his board had perisbed!" He was dead then own vile passions had made wretched.. her rash wiah had been granted ho j Darkness shadowed the earth, Cynthia sat" high upon Night's sable throne, and yet the husbaud returned not; and there, in that scantily-furnished room, by the dusky light of one small lamp, sat Adela, straining her tear-dimmed eyes to finish ' the garment upon which she had been stitching since early dawn. The non-arrival of her husband did not alarm her, for very often were his nights spent in thoso gateways to eternal ruin through which thousands annually enter but to plunge into the dead sea beyond. Often was she obliged to lay down her work, for the tears fell so thick and fast as to blind her entirely; for memory was busy at her heart, and, in the gloom and darkness of that little room, she was liv ing over the last ten years that had been 1 . !r adu"e( t0 her young life. Away back through the lon2 vista, abo beheld a fair, fragile girl, the only bud upon the parent stem, and on that account all the more tenderly cherished surroun ded by every appliance that parental af fection could suggest, until another came n And hfiro. hrr nnn P tn lin rlirrJuhrrl nTiil , worn on his bosom, as she then thought, the end of life s journey. Again in mem ory she wept over her father's graved that kind father, who. had he lived, might now shield her irotn cruel want: again she saw her mother, bearini? bravelv un O V 1 for a short season against tho cruel stroke neatn consumption s latal gripe, until her But noip the attempt to win her would loved form was laid beside that of the be worse than useless, and so, with the husband and father, and she was left to assurance of hor friendship, he left her, tread her future, dark, dreary path, with feeling that never here could he be permit none to counsel, encourage or assist. ted to enjoy the companionship of her Then she thought of all the sorrow?, whom he had so long loved, aud privatious, and sufferings of the last A few weeks after this event, Adela few years, aud al! caused by him who Raymond sat one evening in her little, once professed to love her more than life neat, and comfortable, but scantly-fur- him whom she felt she still loved more ui-hed room, with her children around, than all things else, even though in a mo- It was Saturday night, and the labor and- ment of anger she had uttered the dread- toil of the week had been laid aside for ful wish that he were dead; and that fear- the higher duties of preparing tho mind ful imprecation rose up before her sho for the Sabbath. shuddered, lest it might be fulfilled. J A little table stood beside, upon which "Oh, if be should die before I ever sec lay tho well-worn family Biblo that her turn again, 1 could not survive the pangs oi regret uai ray rasu temper uas caueu i. A Al ..I. A 1 J me. uod lorgive me that terrible sin, and I will try henceforth to st-t a seal of patience upon my lips," and intioctively ere s-bo was aware, Adela dropped upon her knees, and poured out her soul to Him who alone is near when all other be!p fails. ' A peaceful calm nlled her soul as Ade- la laid her weary head upon her pillow that night, and she resolved to commence a uew life; and if she could not be the means of reclaiming her erring husband, 6he would instruct her children in those paths that eventually lead to eternal life. She arose in the tnornin?, and knelt again and prayed for strength to support her - w in every trial that might lay before her that day, and then calmly prepared to enter again upon her unceasing toil. And divine strength was needed. To- fering on the raging sea, without food or wards night a letter was brought her by water, tbey were floated to a desolate is tha post, aud with trembling hands she land, and there, for two years, had sus- broke the seal and read as follows: ! "Adela, Yesterday you wished me dead, and if your wish cannot be imme- diately grauted in full, it shall in part at . vessel, their necessities attended to, and who had only turned back upon the as-lea-t. I have shipped on board a "man- they eventually arrived in England. sertion of others resolved to accompany of-war," and will never trouble you with j Wo will not attempt to describe the re- ; him; so when the fat host was mounted my prosence again. William." joicings of the long estranged husband he found six men on his back. Off they Adela gavQ one wild shriek, and fell fainting to the floor. Her little children clung, frighteued and crying to her man-' imate form believing her dead but the eldest, a bright, noble boy of nine years, with the thoughtfulness of maturer ago, brought water and batbed her face and chafed her bands until animation was re- stored, and she sat once more in her chair witb all the depth of her misery pictured upou her pale face. Not one word or to ken of love, or even regret at parting from her, who had borne and suffered so much for him with no thought of wife, children, or home, in his heart, save of rash words that his cruelty had called had died without knowing how deeply she had repented, how much she had suffered, and how dear he still was to hor loving woman's heart. Theao were the thoughts that rushed upon Adela's mind as she read the lerrible Hues. No buman pow- or could now alleviate" the keenness of her i .ii iL. anguish, no earthly consolation pour tho healing balm into her torn and bleeding heart. Until now she lived in the hope that her her husband would one day return, and give uer tne opportunity oi prowug uur great love; Dut now all nopo died out oi her heart, and she would surely have sank down beneath this accumulation of Bor - row bad not the Lather sustained hor Two more sad, dreary years rolled by, and then there oame one who bad been the playmate of her childhood, and offer cd her protection, and the heart that had been hers ever since, those juvenile years, though he had judiciously shunned her presence during all her wedded life. But no, she had no love to bestow; it was all, all buried beneath the green sea wave, never, never again to be awakened to a new life. Had her husband died a natural death, at home, where sho would have, had the consolation of administering to his dying wants, and smoothing the dark passage with words and offices of love, time might 1 " w . ' V J - " Q ' have healed the wound, and sho mitrht mother bad bequeathed to her upon t . ft I . t 1 ner deatU-DCd, witn tlie solemn in- junction to peruse its sacred pages often, that from them hhe might derive conso- lation in any of the various trials and af- flictions that beset life's changeful path- way. Adela had just finished a chapter, when a loud rap at the door started her to her feet, and openipg it a haggard emaciated man, clad in coarse but clean garments, stood before her. "Adcla, have you forgotten your erring but repenant husband?" and the arms of the weary worn man were stretched to wards her. "William, my husband! God be prais- ed!" and she sank faintine on his bosom. The story is soon told. William Ray- mond, with three others, had clunc to pie- ces of the wreck, and after two days' suf- taincd life witb fruits and roots, and such fish and game as they could procure. Ihen tbey were discovered by a passing and wife, that they were once more per- mitted to unite here on earth; the imagin ation ot tbe reader can paint them m tru cr colters than the pen could portray. It was not until Win. Raymond found himself at the mercy of the waves, with the prospect of speedy death before him. that bis heart softened towards his lone- ' neglected wife. Bat in those two days while floating between life and death, be had lived over his ten years of wedded .. .. ' . life, and in them he could find nothing wrong with which to accuse her; con science true to its mission, constrained him to acknowledge himself the guilty ! nnn- nnH li thorn vnvcoA rW vcor Hfo I spared to return, the future should atone for tbe past. And there, too on tbe bois terous waves, be had called upon him who alone is able to rescue from death; Him whose name had never beforo dwelt upon his lips, save with irreveranee and profan ity; and through those two dreary, deso late years, he bad not forgotten often to call upon His sacred name, and implore Divine assistance. And now there they sit tho past long ago forgiven, and now all forgotten, in the blissful present. Oh, never ascended more fervent thanksgivings to heaven than were pour ed fourth from those two reunited hearts on that eventful evening, and never a happier, more loving pair traveled side by side to the end of life's journey. William Raymond, now wholly cured of bis thirst for the intoxicating beverage entered again upon his business avoca tions of life, aud ere ton years bad passed, he, with his noble, manly boy, William Raymoud, juo., as partner, became the wealthy owners of a lare mercantile es tablishment. And all through coming years, when ever any of those petty voxations and an noyances which must sometimes unavoid ably intrude, even upon the happiest household shrine, tempted Adela Ray mond with an impatient thought, the mem ory of those five long years of sorrow, and of her narrow escape from a widow ed life, checked it ere it found its way to her lips. , " ...w- ...w THE WOOD FIEND. BY SYLVANUS COBB, JR. Monmouth was a market town. It was not a very pretty place, but then its central position gave it advantages which larger towns did not possess. The mar - ket vya!J ncre onc$a week on Thursday's ... . . . . t at which were bouo-htand sold evprrr.hino - 1 either raised or consumed in the country", ! Horses, cattle, moat, vegetables, butter, esirs. milk, together with various artiolps 0f "Dry aud West India" coods. were to De fouud for sale on market days, And.Ba,e.s ,af5ca and "io woru was uot done Monmouth had been a market town for many years for so many that even the ! oldest inhabitant remembered no time when it was anything else. North from Monmouth stretched away a fine agricultural country with out other break than a few hills and Btreams, while in the south lay a deep woo whioh had never been cleared up , becauso the ground was so swampy, and wet and cold. One cde of this wood rested almost upon the village, being J within two miles of the market ground. It was some eight miles broad, from Mon mouth across to tho next town south, and in length it extended through a boggy vale of twenty miles. It was called Mon mouth wood, and was really a dismal J paoet fuu 0f bats, and owls, and all sorts i 0f horrid serpents and deadly reotiles. The next town south of Monmouth was Emmerton, and the road lay through this deep wood, over which all the people who lived in the southern towns had to travel. One market day it was a damp, dis mal day, and the sales wore all effected under cover the whisper went round that the wood was haunted. Those who lived north took up the theme freely while those who lived south would not believe it, as they had seen nothing of it. That very night, however, as the first party of southrons started for home they saw tho Wood Fiend I It wa3 dark when they entered the wood, and they bad got about one third oi the way through, when they beheld a sight that froze their blood with terror. Right ahead of them, and directly in the road, stood a gigantic being with eyes and mouth of fire, and flames issuing from his nostrils. He raised his arms aloft like the huge branches of tree, and uttered a yell that made the very earth quake. "Tho party turned back and rode towards Monmouth as quickly as possible. To all whom they met they told the fearful btory, and some turned also back, while others kept on. But those who thus kept on their way did not go far. They met tho horrible fieud in the wood, and then retraced their steps in haste. So that all who lived beyond Monmouth Wood save a few that started off before daVk, were forced to remain in the market town over night. But Mark Hattora, the jolly old boat of the "Hound and Stag,' gave them good entertainment His inn was capacious, for sudden storms often caused great numbers of people to remain over night, and he wished to ao commodate them. But Mark laughed at tho good peo ' fnrc nnrl uvcnro thnir. QQO a oeived them. He offered to go out with them and tea the fiend. Some of those started, and when they had entered the wood several of tbcm began to think of returning, lhe place was so dark that the road could with diffiouly be seen; the atmosphere was damp and ungrateful; tbe moaning ot tho wind through the great trees was mournful; and i tnen tne dull croaking of the frogs, and the hootings ofowlamadeup the sum of surrounding horrors. Yet the laughing jests of the ' jollJ ho9t Bave thom new courage and i.i . tney Kepi on. But not far no, not far. Suddenly, as they turned a point where tho road bent into a deep morass, the gigantic form OI 100 HeUU lOOmea up DCIOrO lUOm. It 'seemed at least as largo as a house, and ... 1 the roar which oame forth from its fiery mouth was like a clap of thuudcrin pow er. With a continuation of yells which were fairly deafening tho huge monster swung his massive body forward and caught the poor host in his arms. The wretch howled in fear and agony, but his companions dared not help him. They turned their horse's heads and galloped back like lightuing. It was ten o'clock when tho six men reached tbe Hound and Stag, and when tbey told their story the people were fill ed with horror. The host's wife rushed out of the house, and before any one could stop her she was gone. Some of the more ventursomc ones proposed that they should all go in a party and tee what had be come of the poor publioan; yet none smar ted. At just midnight Mark Hattom enter ed the bar room, where most of the male guests were soatod some of them keep ing watch, and others nodding under the influence of great doses of punch taken to keep their spirits up. This sudden ap pearance of tbe host seemed to operate for the moment loarfully upon the guests, for they regarded bim almost in she light of a ghost. He was pale and wan; his garments torn to tatters, aud his face and his bands covered with blood. The peo ple crowded about bim, but he would say nothing of his adventure. "Don't ask me .!" he gasped. "Don't ask me. I mustn't speak oue word, if 1 do I shall die ! Oh ! God have mercy on me!" And this last ejaculation he re pcated many times Much effort was made but not one word would the host utter as to his interview with the Wood Fiend. ' ' v '-i On the following morning the peoplo went bomoin a body.and theycleared the. 'wood without seeing anything to alarm tuenK n tuo nest market day the time was 80 muc spent in talking about the ter- rie fiend of Monmouth Wood that the until dark. After this hour most of those who lived in and beyond Emmertou would on no account go homo. Yet a few who were not present on the preceding mark et day resolved to push ,on. They reach ed the wood, and had passed half through it when a low, rumbling voice, like the growling of a wild beast, fell upon their ears. It was so dark that they could see nothing save the dim outlines of the road, and they Were upon tho point of pushing on when Mercy ! A cry of horror burst from their lips that made the wood re sound. There directly before them seeming to'havo come up bodily from tho earth stood the Fiend ! He uttered a terrific roar, and the foremost horseman dropped from his saddle. The others turned back and fled in wild dismay. When they reached the inn they found one man missing. , They .dared not go back for him. They waited one two three hours' until past midnight, and then hp came. He could only tell that tho moment he saw the Fiend ho felt a blow upon the head, and that he remem bered no more until ho found himself ly in the grass, all alone, his horse gona, and bis head dizzy and aching. Jlire long the country became aroused. The horrible spectre was often seen and at length no one could be persuaded to go through tho wood after nightfall. On market day. those who could do so finish ed up their business and got home before dark, while; the less fortunate who chan ced to have their wares left on their bands till sundown, were forced to Temain all night. Parties had ecoured-the woods by daylight, but nothing could be found; and the good people began to fear that some dire calamity was to happen, for the Fiend had distinctly spoken to a travel er, one night, the word "Revenge." It was nearly six month from the first appearance of tho Wood Fiend that Jack Stanton returned to Emerton from a cruise at sea. Jack was a wild fellow about thirty years of age, tho master of the boxing and wrestling gans, and lea der in all athletic mparts. Ho was a pow erful man the most powerful in the coun try so far -as physical strength was con cerned, and as bold and fearless as he was powerful. And ,he bad sound sense, too Jack heard the Btory in all its lights and shades, and he pondered deeply up on it lie went to tne nost oi tne iiouod aud Stag, and having heard his story he shook his head and ;-aid 'twas dreadful "i snouid nt want to De causnt in tue wood after dark," he said, as he turned away. "Oh I you d never see your home a- gain I" returned the host, very feelingly. On the next market day Jack c tan ton was upon tho ground. He went around to all his friends from Emmerton and bade them remain till after dark; but at the samo time cautionning them to hold their tongues, aud be sure that no one knew that he bad told them what to do. After this he went to the inn, and there in presence of the host and several guests, be said that be did not believe there was any fiend, or ghost at all. "I have been twice in the wood at night," said bo, "and I haven't seen any- hing. What an old coward you must be, Mark Hattom, to be afcared of yer imag ination." The host waa very indignant at this and replied that ho guessed a fiend could be seen there. "At any rate," said ho, "I shouldn't want to venture there after dark." Well, "retorted Jack, "I've got a good r-rftii i P. J V lorse, and j. snail go nome auer uaru. If the ghost comes I'll see who can run the fastest, He can t catch my horse, I know. But I don t believe in it. It b all moonshine." The inn keeper shook his head very solemnly, and 6aid he hoped Jack would be spared. At length tho shades of niht settled down over tho town', and over the wood, and .Tank ordered his horse, ills friends lered bl. to. Uu .fn.Dd. -Lol ,.,6d at 1..3 request kMW (() fco have some plan of his ownj yar(jg they kept'quiet, but the host;Wa who had rem that he mu.st h on foot). and thev keptiqui and his wifo tried to diaeuade him. Ho only laughed at them, and when his horso was brought he set out. It was now fair- ly dark, and the stars were all out, but Houck, of Berks County, having become there was no moon. He went alone, and the "happy father" of threo little sons, all rnda leisure! v alons? till ho reached the ushered into tho world at one birth, and edge of the wood. Hero he stopped and j having taken two heavy pistols from his bosom be examined the'priming by star- light, and then placed them within his leathorn belt, and moved on. J When about a third of the way through; tbe deep wild, be heard a low rumbiing noise close to him, and on sho next mo-1 ment the Fiend appeared before him. j "Hallo V 'cried Jack, uot at all alarm-! ed, "turn out and let me go ny." i "Poor mortal !" returned the horrid j presence, "beware how thou excitcst my' ... ii wrath I uare to move another siep witn in my province of gloom aud terror and thou- art a dead mon." 'Look ye," returned our hero, in af j bandi two heavy pistol loaded to the quick- tnroatenintf tone. ! in ri in mv . t . . -r i i muzzles. If vou daro to movo a stcri you are a dead man 1 Move but a step and I 6rc and I won't fire at that falsa head of yours, neither I'll aim nearer I your heart !" "The ghost's courage was gone in an instant. He spoke not a word in reply; and by the light which came from tho eyes and mouth, Jack could see that ho ! trembled violently. "iNow beg for mercy, and I'll sparo you, cried Jack. "Beg or I fire 1" "Mercy 1 mercy!" came from the ghosts "Aha I" uttered tho adventurer, "that" sounds wouderfully like Harvey Hattom' voice ! So now Harvey start for home. Start, I say, or you die I" "Me take off these things," begged the wretch. "No," thundered Jack. "You have imposed upon the good people long e nough. Now start off, and walk on ahead of me aa fast as you can. If you attempt to remove a thing, or if you meditate a moment, you die, as sure as God lives. You understand; I can shoot you in thet guise with perfect impunity from all law. Now start 1" The gho&t said not another word; but with quick steps, as though be fled from the death behind him, be hastened on. At length the inn was jeaohed, and those who remained up were frightened almost to maniacy when they saw the Wood Fiend come gliding through tho dim star light. But J&ck soon quieted their fears. Lights were brought, and there stood Harvey Hattom, tho host's eldest son.Tra strapling fellow of some thirty years, rig ged up in a giant's dross of painted can vass, just as they rig up the giant in cir ousscs, pantomimes of Jack, the Gint Killer. Small bulls-eye lanterns were fixed at the eyes, and mouth and nose, and theso were so arranged, that they could be shown in an instant, thus making it appear as though the prcsenco darted up out of tbe earth. The host was seized at ouee, and he fi nally confessed that he had done this for the purpose of drawing custom to his house; and he had succeeded well, reap ing a golden harvest from tho poor peo ple of Emmerton. But he had tried it once too often. Jack Stanton had mis trusted some game from the first, and a? soon as he had hoard Mark's dreadful story, ho suspected the truth. If Marls bad been wise, he would havo mistrusted Jack, for be ought to have remembered that tbe bold youth was not so easily frightened. The host and his son wero tried and couvicted of robbery, and sentenced to transportation, while Jack Stanton took tbe old inn, and always had plenty of custom, without the help of any ghost or Wood Fiend. An TJp-Hill Business, Walk npr Roll up, ' Tumble up, Step up, Jump up, Climb up, ' - Run up, Skate up, Ride up, Rush up, . Swim up, JJly up, ':wk Crawl up,- ' &l- Fire up, Steam up, ': Sail up, Push upV Any way bo you get u? and settle- up your Subscription Bills. May is considered an unfortunate .mar-" rying month. A down east editor says, a girl was asked not loug since to unite her self into the silken tie to a brisk lad, who named May in his proposal. The lady tenderly intimated that May was an un lucky mouth for marrying. , "Well, make it Jane, then," honestly; replied the swain, anxious to accommo date. The damsel paused a moment, cast' down her her eyes, and said with a blush "Wouldn't April do as well?" Wanted a thiu man whohas been usedf to the bueiness of collecting to crawl through key holes, and find debtors who are never at home, balary nothing toe doubled:each year, after- Where is Bamum. The Potsfown- Zcdaer notices the fact that a Mr. Mahlon- says that tbe triplet wero to bo exhibited on Thursday lat, at Crosby's Hotel in that Borough. They are about sfiro months old. . , s ,ij sttjt friend,- your horso U alittltf contrarj j3 ,0 uol :' JJ0. sir-ee!" nyIal makes him stop, then!"'' J'1's3 oh t,fla arrid eomebodv will-aft 'whoa' and ho ehao't hear it." " Why is petticoat government stronger" now than formerly? Because it Ts.irou 'hooped.