Ucuotcii ta politics, Ditcraturc, Slgviculturc, Science, iMoarlity, anb cncval Intelligence. VOL 18. STROUDSBURG. MONROE COUNTY, PA. FEBRUARY 18,1858, NO. 9. Published by Theodore Schocii. TRUMS Two lollars per annum in adrnnre Two dollars an 1 ii itiurtcr, half yearly and it not paid before the end of the ycar.Two dollars and a hull. No pancrs hscontimicd until allarrcaragcsare paid Except at the option of the Editor. IO Advertisements not exceeding one square ftcn lines) will be inserted three wrcks lor one dollar, and wenty-five cents for every subsequent insertion. The tharpe for one and three insertions the same. A lib ri! discount made to yearly advertisers. IE7" Allletters addressed to the Editor must be post paid. JOB PRINTI KG. ITaving a general assortment of large, elegant, plain and ornamental Type, we are prepared to execute every description of Cards. Oircul us, Dill Heads, Notes Hlank Reecip Justices, I.ch 1 and other Wanks. Pamphlets, Ac printed with neatness and despateh, on reasona ble terms, AT THE OFFICE OF THE .IISFFEKSOXIA ft. Paper BE auger. AND HOUSE AND SIGH PAl&TE Shop in Auracher's building on Eliz- 1 confcHS that I had an imperfect knowl cth street, Stroudsburg, Pa., where edge of the real condition of affairs I abcth may be had at all times Sash, Doors, Blinds & Shutters, "which will be sold at the lowest rates. Call and examine before purchasing elsewhere. Evidences of Insanity. A slightly droll incident occurred yes- j terday in the progress of the Smith trial. One of the witnesses was upon the ftand undergoing a scries of questions relative to the prisoners insanity. He stated that his last interview with Smith, which was just previous to the tragedy, Smith entered his place of business in a ftate of gr.-at excitement, talking incohe rently, and changing his subject with hcwildering frequency. He talked in one breath about Virginia cabinet ware, and marriage, aud wound up by soliloquising about Kansas, and damning the adminis tration. Mr David Paul Brown, the counsel for the prisoner, then asked the witness, if he didn't thiuk from all this that the prison er was insanel' The reply was 'yes certainly, I could arrive at uo other conclusion ' Mr. Brown Hut didn't you consider him insane because he damned the pres ent Administration! Ohl no; he was quite rational there. All sensible people, I believe, do that. Had the occasion been one of less so lemnity than the trial of a murder case, the question and reply would have bro't clown the house. As it was a number of office seekers who were leaning against the walls, looked very much disconcerted at tho fact that the only lucid demonstration- made by a madman should take the shape of invective against the powers at Washington. U. S. Gazette. A Ccol Apology. They had a ball down to Wavcrly the other uight, which brought out some re markable expression". Among other transpirations, the following instance of a cool apology took place. Bill P.is known all over, aud 1JU1 was at this ball in all his glory. All his necessaries for pleas ure were on hand ool mu-sic, pretty girls, aal beautiful whiskey. The even ing pissed off rapidly, as it always does, and Bill had at about ten o'clock, became very happy. Stepping up to a young la dy, he reque-tcd the pleasure of daneing WllU HUT. one reiUICU SIJU was enuaea. Neil, said -LSili, arc you engaged lor ; the nest set? She said she was. 'Can I dance with you the next, then?" "I am engaged for that al-o." "Can I dance with you to-night?" "No, sir," with some hesitancy. "Go to h II!" said Bill, highly indig nant, and turned on his heel. After a few moment, Bill is accosted by the brother of the younz lady, aud charged with having insulted his sister. Bill denies, but professes himself willing to apologize, if he has done wrong, and accordingly steps up to tho lady, when the following conversation ensued: "Miss L., I understand I have insulted you." "You have, sir!" "What did I say. Miss L?" "You told me to go to h 11!" "Well," said Bill, "I have come to tell you that you needn't go" Delaware Ga zelle. Using the "Wrong- Word. "Ah," said Monsieur to his friend Snif fin, "my sweet heart have given mc de mitten." "Indeed, how did that happen!" "Veil, I thought I niu.-t go and make her von visit before I leave town; so I step inside dc room and dere I beheld her beautiful pairsoo stretch out on von lazy." "A lounge you mean." "Ah, yes, von lounge. And den I make on vcre polito branch, and " "You mean a polite bow." "Ah, yes, von bough. And den I say I was verc sure she would be rotten, if I did not. come to see her before I " "You said what?" "I said she would be rotten if " "That's enough; you have put your foot in it, to be sure." -"No sarc, T put my foot out of it; for she Bays she would call her sacre big brother, and keck mc out, begar. I had intebscen to say mortified, but I did not think of de vord, and mortify and rot is all dc same as von iu my dictionarc." To the People of the United States. Having been recently removed from the office of Secretary df Kansas Terri tory, under circumstances which imply Fcvcre censure on the part of the Presi dent, and having had no official informa tion of my removal, nor any opportunity for explanation or defence, I have deem ed it necessary to present to the People of the United States a brief statement of facts in vindication of my motives and in explanation of the results of the act for which I have been condemned. The office in question was not given at my solicitation. My acceptance of it, un der all the circumstances, was a proof of trong friendship for the President, and of unbounded confidence in the firmness and faithfulness with which he would ad here to the line of policy deliberately a grced upon between him, his whole Cab inet, and Governor "Walker. On my arrival in the Territory in A- pril last, in advance of Governor Walker, supposed the question of slavery to bo the "e only cause of dissension and difficulty a- 1 both gratified that we found the papers mong the people; and in my brief inaug- J so imperfect as to make it our duty to uraladdress of the 17th April, I treated ' reject them. Great excitement followed this as the chief subject of difference 1 in the Territory. The minority thus upon which a submission to the people ' righteously defeated in the effort to pro would be likely to be demanded. I soon long their power, became fiece in opposi- found, however,tbatthis viewwasaltogeth- cr too limited, and did not reach the true ground of controversy. The great mass of the inhabitants of the Territory were operation by undermining us with the dissatified with the local government.and Administration at Washington, earnestly denied tho validity of the exis- j The Constitutional Convention, which ting laws. Asserting that the previous had adjourned over until after the Octo Legislatures had been forced upon them ber election, met again in Lecompton to by the fraud and violence of a neighbor- resume its labors. Many of the mem- ing people, they proclaimed their deter- mination never to submit to tho enact ments of legislatives bodies thus believed to be the illegitimate and not entitled to obedience. This was the condition of things when Gov. Walker came into the Territory in with some honorable exceptions, well rep tile latter part of May. It was evident resented the minority party in the Terri that th" just policy of permitting the peo- tory, and were fully imbued with tho pie to regulate their own afiaiis could same spirit and designs. It was obvious not be successfully carried out, unless ly not their desire to secure to the real they could be inspired with confidence in people of Kansas the control of their own the agent- of Government through whom affairs. In the Constitution soon after tbis result was to be effected. If a mere wards adopted they endeavored to su miuority of the people bad been thus dis- persede the Legislature which had been satisfied and contumacious, they might elected by the people, by providing, in possibly have been pronounced factious the second section of the schedule, that and treated ai disturbers of the peace ; ''all laws now of force in the Territory but when the dissatisfaction was general, shall continue to be of force until altered composing ulinost the whole people, a amended, or repealed by a legislature un more respectful consideration was indis- der tho provisions of this Constitution." pensable to a peaceable adjustment. It Tbey provided still more effectually, as was evident that the policy of reprc'siou ther supposed, for the perpetuation of a rigid attempt to enforce submission without an effort at conciliation would incvitaby result in a renewal of the civil war. With commendable anxiety to a void this contingency, Gov. Walker re- solved to go among the people to listen to their complant, to give them assurance of a fair and just administration of the Territorial Government, and to induce them if possible, to abandon their ho.-tili- ty, and to enter upon the peaceful but decisive struggle of the ballot box. I was oftcu with the Governor when he address ed the people, and gave my best efforts in aid of the great purpose of conciliation. It was too late to induce the people to go into the June election for delegates to the Convention. The registration requi- red bylaw hod been imperfect iu all the counties, and had been wholly omitted in nnn im f nt tiinm- nnr onn I 10 nnnn n of these disfranchised counties vote in a- iij uujatuut uuumj, a uua ucuu juiamy " "to jluu apvecu, mat IUC UOuSTItU- suggei-ted. In such of them as subse- tion should be submitted to all the bona qutntly took a census or registry of their fde inhabitants, although he invariably own, the delegates chosen were not ad- stated, when asked for an exnlauatipo raitted to seats in the Convention. Nev- ( that some reasonable length ofcsidenco crtheless, it is not to be denied that the ought to be required as evidence of the great central fact, winch controlled the bona fide character of inhabitancy, whole case, was the utter want of confi- ' It was apparent that all the machinery deuce by the people of the Territorial had been artfully prepared for a repeti Government. Tbey alleged that the lo- tion of cross frauds, similar to tlmso cal officers, in all instauces, were unscru- r (J pulous partizan, who had previously dc- j frauded them iu the elections, and who were ready to repeat the same outrages ! again; that, even if intruders from abroad j should not be permitted to overpower ! them, they would bo cheated by false re-1 turns, which it would not be possible for ! the Governor and Secretary to defeat. j I Although at that time these apprehen-! sions seemed to me to be preposterous and unfounded, it was impossible to deny I the earnestness and sincerity with which '. ere urgeu, or to uoum mat tney , were thc result of deep convictions, bav 102 ineir origin in some previous experi ence ot that nature. j The worst portion of a small minority in Kansas, who had possession of the Territorial organization, loudly and bit terly complained of Gov. Walker's poli cy of conciliation, and demanded the op posite policy of repression. And when, under the solemn assurances given that the elections should be fairly conducted, and no frauds which we could reach be countenanced or tolerated, it had become apparent that the mass of the people were prepared and determined to participate in the October elections, the minority en'-' dcavored to defeat the result by reviving the tax qualification for electors, which had been repealed by thc previous Legis lature. . Opioiouq were obtained from high legal sources, tho effect of which, had they prevailed, would have been to exclude the mass of the people from vo ting, to retain the control in the hands of the minority, and as a consequence, to keep up agitation and to render civil war inevitable. But the intrepid resolution mation with shameless representations to of Gov. Walker, in spite of fierce opposi- the contrary, they can be easily estalihed tion and denunciation, far and near, car- beyond all controversy, ried him through this dangerous crisis, It was to enable the people to shield and he had the proud satisfactjon of hav- themselves from these frauds, and to give ing achieved a peaceful triumph by indu- legal expression to their hatred and re cing the people to submit to the arbitra-'jeetion of the instrument which permitted ment of the ballot-box. ' them, and was to bo carried by them, that But the minority were determined not I called the Legislature together, to submit to defeat. The populous coun- In my iudement. the people had a fair ty of Douglas had been attached to the Viirln. nnnnttr rf Tnlinonn TnJfli n ln1rr and controlling representation m the Le- fided to me the discretion of convening gislature. The celebrated Oxford fraud that body in extra session. The Presi was pepetrated with a view to obtain ma-'dent of the United States bad no rightful jorities in both houses of the Assembly, j authority to exercise that discretion for When these returns were received at my me. He had the power of removal, and office, in Governor Walker's absence, I j such control as that power gives him. had fully determined not to give certifi- But I would cheerfully have submitted to oatcs based upon them. If they had been ' removal, and consequent loss of favor so formal and correct as to have made it1 with the President, rather than occupy my duty to certify them, I would have ( the position of Governer and refuse to resigned my office in order to testify my the peoplo an opportunity to assert their sense of the enormity of the wrong. most essential richts.and to protect them- Governor "Walker, at Leavenworth, bad formed the same resolution, as he stated , to me and to several others, and we were ' tion, and resorted to every means of in- timidation. But I am led to believe that tbey found their most effectual means of bers of that body were bitterly hostile to the Governor and Secretary, on account of their rejection of the Oxford and Mc- Gee frauds, in which some of the mem bers and officers of the Convention had a direct participation. In fact, this body, thcir minority Government, by adopting the Oxford fraud as the basis of their ap portionment, giving a great preponder ance of representation to the counties on the Missouri border, and affording, at the same time, every possible facility for the introduction of spurious votes. The President of the Convention was clothed with unlimited power in conducting the elections and receiving the returns, while the officers arc not required to tako the usual oath to secure fair and honest dcal- mg The elections were hurried on in midwinter the 21st of December and the 4th of January when emigrants could come only from the immediate borders, under the qualification which invited to the ballot-box every white male inhabitant l'in the Territory on that day." The same men who did this had previous- c ripnminnnr n.mmA. W11 r xl. suggestion in his inaucural address and 4 J which had been attempted in October and it was in view of all these facts after the adjournment of the Convention, that the people of tho Territory, by an almost unanimo us demand, called upon me, as the acting Governor, to convene an extra session of the Legislature, in order to en- able them peaceably toprotect themselves against the wrongs evidently contcmpla- ted by the adoption of this Constitution, There was no law to punish frauds in e- lection returns. The dcodIo were intensn-' ly excited; and it was the opinion of the I cooler men in tne Territory that without a call of the Legislature, the elections un- aer tuc constitution could not Have taken Til L. 11! " 11 1 t "I 11 a 1 piaeo wuioui collision or Diooanea. The meeting of the Legislature diverted the attention of the people from the schemes of violence upon which they were brood ing, substituted tne excitement of debate una ,nves ugauon or that or hercc and v 'iiiii.fi 1 1 i i t nt i nnn j-i -t i . 4 i. a i aim enauieu tueir repre- 1 II l.i "uu" iu ueviso means or counter.m- (mninllMnn On 4 n . vise means of counterac- . , a . , , ing the wrongs which they justly appro- bended. llecent events have shown that their apprehensions were well founded. Enor- mous frauds have been perpetrated at the ' precincts ol Uxtord, bhawneo, and Kick- apoo; and it may well be believed that, mis e Ul wni ueiuany uesigneu by tho .1 1 . 1 11 ! . .. ' arttul leaders who devised thc plan and within his breast that pains mc." framework of the Lecompton Constitution. The daughter of a clergyman happen I have lately been at Shawnee, and I have ing to find the above sentence at tho clo.-o seen and conversed with persons who of a niece of her fathnr's mnnuserint. as wero at Oxford on the day of election. though dishonest persons may deny them,! and may fill the channels of public infor- claim to be beard on the subject through j tlintr T.n rt? ul i i n rt 'I'lio nrnnnio not fnn I ( selves against the basests frauds and ' wronfa ever attomnted rnion an outraged o r r o community Not having been informed of the ground of my removal, I know them only through the newspaper reports, to the effect that in calling the Legislature, I disobeyed the instructions of the President. I had no instructions bearing on the subject, and there was no time to obtain them, e ven if I bad felt bound to substitute the President's will for that discretion which the organic act confided to me. The con vening of the Legislature undoubtedly prevented difficulty and secured peace. Were it important, I am confident I could establish this position by the most indubi table facts; but it is sufficient now to say that the peace of the Territory was not in fact disturbed, and whatever approach es were made towards such a result were wholly attributable to the policy of the Administration in censuring my acts and removing me from office. The measure for which I have been un justly condemned has enabled the people of Kansas to make known their real will in regard to the Lecompton Constitution. This affords the Democratic party an op portunity to defend the true principles of constitutional liberty, and to save itself from disastrous division aud utter over throw. If Congress will heed the voice of the people aud not force upon them a Government which they have rejected by a vote of four to one, the whole country will be satisfied, and Kansas will quietly settle her own affairs without the least difficulty, and without any danger to the Confederacy. The Southern States, which are supposed to have a deep interest in the matter, will be saved from the su preme folly of standing up in defence of so wicked and dishonest a contrivance as the Lecompton Constitution. The moral power of their position will not bo weak ened bv a vain and useless defence of i wrong, when it is perfectly certain they j will gain nothing even by success in the present attempt. The extra session of the Kansas Legis lature has done good, also, by giving means to expose and punish the mons trous frauds which have been perpetrated and doubtless, also, by preventing others whioh would have been attempted. It has driven the guilty miscreants engaged in them to become fugitives from justice, and it has rendered it impossible for the peace of the Territory hereafter to be en dangered by similar occurrences. In view of these facts and results, I willingly accept the rebuke conveyed in my peremptory dismissal from office, but I appeal to the deliberate judgment of the poople to determine whether I have pot choseq the only honorable course which the circumstances allowed me to pursue. Fred. P. Stanton. Washington, Jan. 29, 1&58. o. An Alabama Constable after Et. Al. An Alabama correspondent of the Mo bile Advertiser, justly proud of the good things of his native State writes to that paper as follows: A certain fat conbtable in the county of Choctaw, onco received a writ from a Justice of the Peace, known as Josh M . The case was llogers vs. Davis ct al. So, after keeping the writ for a week he entered the Justices office with much anxiety depicted on his countenance, and oi.,nri Rm;rn inu muu 'Josh, who's that ct all I'vo been look- in2 for him all over the countv for a week. and I cau't find him. I don't believo there's any such a man in Choctaw." A Singular Lake. There is n cov ering of nineteen hundred aere9 in Wright county, Iowa, about one hundred aud lif- t7 m 1 1 n U'ncr n 1 I In hnnun ii? h i n h i cut i r0Unded by a regular .tone wall, five - - feet wido at the to and goaie roKoro t, .nn ,,..i,i i. i:i.i.. i w iifi i in w :i 1 1 r iv f l ii i ft i ii ii l it i ' w r n ifiit' i .i ..." u i. i ..ux.- tuw ,i ui.i nuuiu unci LU Ultl" flow the prairiei ten fcet Lih As tbe t pioneers found thc wall there, the question arises, "Who built it!" A nother remor- kable fact is that the lake has no feeder or outlet. visible "I love to look upon a young man.- There is a hidden potency concealed ,e had left it in his study, sat down and ! "Them's my sentiments, exactly, papa all but the 'pains.'" Terrible State of Affairs in Naples. ; The London journals draw fearful pic-' turcs of the prcaeut coudition of the kiug dom of Naples. Amid all the horrors of the earthquakes, the work of proscription and cruelty to prisoners goes on. A Na ples letter says: The Mayor of the prov ince of Baailicata. reported that during the repeated shocks, eight hundred pris- oners, most of whom were unconvicted, 'pussons of color' reside. One winter e were in a state of terror, as their crazy vening, when the cullored' preacher was prison threatened to fall and bury them in the midst of his sermon, making a most in its ruins. A gallery which fell, killed ! violent if not a most eloqueut appeal to three, and wounded several of tliCFC uu- his hearers, one of tho stove e"s fell out fortuuates. A room afterwards fell In, and as a natural consequence, the red hot but did no mischief. "It is impossible," stove tipped over at an angle alarmingly says the Mayor, fn an official report to , suggestive of fire. The audience, of the Minister of the Interior, dated Decern- course, commenced crowding out of tho ber 18th, "to describe the confusion which door like sheep. But the preacher was reigned fear,crics of desperation, endea-' equal to the occasion. Addressing one of vors to escape, prayers, tears and bias- his prominent members, he cried out phemy; such was the scene I met. In "Pick up the stobe, brudder Bolah! order to maintain order, tho guard fired pick up the stobe! De Lor' won't let it on the prisonern, but with powder only. ( hurt you! Only hah faith!" To restore confidence and tranquility, Ij Poor brother Bolah had unfortunately assured the prisoners I would remove too much faith, and immediately seized i them from those quarters of the building all glowing as it was; but no s'ooner had which the shock had rendered daugcrous. ( his lingers come in contact with the fcr I gave this assurance in the name of the, vent iron, than he dropped it again, and king, our august master." In answer to ( dancing around on one foot blowing his this distressing report, Bianchiori replied skiuless fingers, he exclaimed with alT the in a cruel fashion. But even worse re- energy which he could throw -into hh mains to be told. On the 20th of De-; voice 1 cember, another earthquake occurred' and 30,000 men, women, and children, perished in the province of Basilicata. mi it. -i-i U ". r tation cases awaited their arrival. Sixty i . . e sb to cxpss it as a mature con- Surgeons offered their services, but per- , 7Ict,on of our ovn In,r,d tLat 0Dc of the' haps being poor, asked that their expen- b,esf' ProtcctIOs for our children aga?ns ses might be paid, which his majesty dc- lb- JcmPtatlons of village and city life, is clined, and the poor creatures were suffer-, he )abltual "ading of a well conducted red to die for want of aid that could be!'am,ly nw,sPaPer or periodical. Ifyotf so cheaply rendered. The same terrible report adds that 250, 00J persons were rendered houseless by this earthquake, nnd inO fliPfJ nnfl flair frnm iront n(' fnml Svral an.utlnmon l.nrn rolnrnnd f ' the country which has recently been de vastated by the earthquake. They had passed nearly a fortnight in wandering from one place to another, and the infor mation which tbey bring back is of the deepest and most painful interest. Ac cording to them, the shocks continue cording to mem, tne snoclis continue, throuirhout the entire distiict. to the num- ber of five or six a day, sometimes tolcra- and so on.' to thc subscription price, ?s bly strong, and generally occasioning the; afc!ied w,tb an 1Dter"t and a pleasure fall of mauy of the ruined houses. The whlch few wou,d nagine,' and lo! the hair breadth escapes which tbey had are o?nus ?f. an economy and self-denial are rather a matter for private narrative, but !P. ,nted beforc we are awaro of w"ch they much heighten the color of the ter-l 'l1 row to beahh and wealth, and po rible picture tbey draw. Their trip was js,tl0u' extended far beyond Polia, and into the j very centre of volcanic action, as Proten-i CSf The attention of bachelors is invi za, Briensa, Tito and many other places vited to the following "wail"' from the of mournful celebrity. The scene of des-' Springfield Republican: "There aro olation was beyond thc power of deserip- some sad sights iu the world a city sack tion. The actual labor was not to re- ed and burnt a battle field after a reat build, but to destroy, the few bouses that! slaughter a London in the midst "of a remained standing were insecure, and one 1 plague a ship burning at sea a familv would have said uninhabitable but that pining in starvation a jug of molasses the people in their misery, still clung, like : wrecked upon the pavement but the rocks, to their falling habitations. This 'saddest sight, to us, of all is an old bach country, in many parts, still gaped with i elor, stolidly walking towards his end, his wide fissures of the breadth of two arms, great duties undone, his shirt buttons off, and when they had closed, had done so! his stockings out at the toes, and nobody unequally, one side being many feet high- to leave his money to. Were we such er than the other. Some of the incidcuts( man, the mild, reproving eye of a widow which they relate, seem more like fables or maiden lady would drive us mad. than facts. An infant had been dug out But there is still a hope. Uglier and old alive, after having been under the ruins ! er men than any of our friends have mar eight days. Its mother fed it too bounti- ried beautiful wives, who trained them fully, and it died. A girl, of eight years admirably, and spent their money cle of age had been disinterred after 11 days' gantly." burrial, and was still living. The monks . ..- of S. F rancisco, in Padula, related a sto-j Spunky Girls. ry of a girl of 17 years of age, who had i . , , . . , been recovered after 21 days burial-thc ' schoolmaster m Lddiugton, Mc rtf; monks added that the girl spoke of hav- frbade cjiewmg gam in school, ing been visited in her subterranean tomb ' CaUSed ,much d'a isfaction Some by a lady dressed in black, who gave her f ",e h'f r b.0 ereforc made nn at; bread and water. She believed that it ack V,h.e schloolaster. and a"emptcd .1 ai i hi i i i i l. iiia Mm illmlntmn Alttlna liirl ulcn hnnn dug out alive, after 21 days' burrial. One of the monks told my informants that on the night of the lu'th ulf., thc shock was so violent as to throw him out of his bed through thc window into the garden of the monastery. At Yeggiano, a poor wo man bad lost her husband and two chil dren beneath thc ruins, two yet survived, but tbey quickly died of hanger, and the wretched mother hanged herself. Talcs the citizens that on Monday, at 11 o'clock of wonderful and tragic interest abound they will come in with their ox-carls, In and if tho reader doubts their possibility, den with wood and prorisions for gratu he has only to read Colletia's grapbio dc- itous distribution to the poor, under tho scription of the earthquake of 175. Tho management of the Mayor and a commit peoplo had not settled down to anything tee of citizens. like regular occupation, but grubbing a- . .. . mong the ruins for whatever they could I i think," said a farmer, 'I should" find ft lid scclvin for 1)0 c oF tlici make a good Congressman, for I use their friends, of whom hundreds still remain as angua;;e. I received two bills the other diaiuterrcd. Supplies were slowly com- (.,V) wjtb a rcqucst for imrucdiutc pac ing in for thc poor people, but roads were Inelit. tne onc j or(icrej to belaid on the scarcely any, and much had to be trans- tabje the other to be read that day ex ported on the backs of mules. The prov- months." incc of Basilicata is the largest in the . kingdom, and yet has not more than one. carriage tauce. road through it of any impor- They must havo a remarkably warm spell in Michigan this winter, for wo notice in a Detroit paper of a recent dato, . that a woman was arrested in that city, ' Sydney Smith says that "people often "having nothing on her person but a love hnaginc themselves pious when tbey are letter and a daguerreotye." ! only billious." Sydney ou-ht to havo ,0. - knowri'the difference between a serious Judge Coon, of Culiforna, has decided disPositioD ani a scrious indisposition, that under the statute of that State there J e is no law to prohibit women from dress-j "My dear Tom," said old Sheridan ing in male attire. This decision has onc day, to .his son, "I wish yoa would given great satisfaction to ladies wh6 tako a wife?" "I have no objection, -sir " wish to "wear thc breeches." (said Tom, 'Sichose ivifc tiuttt llnke !? Pick Up the Stohe. A correspondent writiug from Wash ington, Pa., says: "Like most other small towns, we havcj a 'cullured church,' where a great many amusing things aro said, cxhileraling to the spirits of a few who occasionally visit our lla!i' meeting houses, 'ilati' U tho name given fo that part of the town whero . "De h 11 won't!" he wont ! De h 11 ! ho Subscribing for Papers. want a cinid to take an interest in a pa per, let it be his paper, sent to his address. In a reasonable time he will net to look for its coming, and fcl the want of it, if ' t does not an ivc at the Usual time Soon it will bo a kind of necessity, and rather than be without it, he becomes willing to make sacrifices and self-denials for tho sake of saving any stray dime or half di me which may come into his possession. Peanuts and gingerbread, monkev shows and fire-crackers, arc vetoed, and fhf in- .v. .utu, .mu me m- crcment of a quarter of a dollar to a half. a u l i umt, v.uuu iiirec wi me iris. ucci .. . . . w . tuU ni. , , a uu, trom lu to 19, came to the rescue with sticks of wood, and succeeded in driviog the assailants out of thc building. The struggle was desperate, and lasted for some time. A Noble Set of Farmers. Sixty-four farmers, living in and aboui Middletown, Conn., have given notice to U "Mammal mamma! here's a hair in the bread." "Hush! no it ain't my child, Us only a eorn silk!" 'I like that. Wrho the mischief Ecen nils on a corn silk before?" ever