"iS4uf ... . . ' II in -in ij.iL-LiiBiiiiiiiHiiiiwiiiiii iii ii ii ii i iiiiiHWiiinumufcW ii iriiiiwKiTTTTTiTTii-wnrrrrii iiiiiii iiTh" ullJM . i tv , v ..fe-iL - fcwrk foo-rxfeV tenrefissV texs&: totsTefS. K5JOiS3f?ri k, yJrQ OSWk (SEitW feiHkR5k Skuqtcir to politics, literature, Agriculture, Science, iitoralitn, auir eneral Intelligence, STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA. APRIL 5, 1855. ' 'NO, 20, VOL 15. Publisfied by Theodore Sdfioch. TERMS Two dollars per annum in advance Two i'onars'and a ouartor, half yearly and if not iald bc lore the end of the year. Two dollars and a half. No papers discontinued until all arrearages are paid, except at the option of the Editor. IE? Advertisements not exceeding one square (ten lines) will be inserted three weeks lor one dollar, and twentv-five cents for even subsequent insertion. The charge for one and three insertions the same. A liber al discount made to yearly advertisers. All letters addressed to the Editor must be post- . paid. , . JOE PRINTING. .Js, Having a general assortment of large, elegant, plain t and ornamental Type, we are prepared is-4 t0 execute every description of 'Card's, Circulirs, Bill Heads, Notes. Blank Receipts Justices, Legal and olher Blanks. Pamphlets, &c. printed with neatness anJ despatch, ou reasonable erms, . AT THE OFFICE OF TS3K .ISSFFESSSOJWSAiff. "GIYE HE THE- OLD." ,..' BY P.. II. rJESSIXGER. Old'icine to drink, old icond to hum, old books ,xtb-rcad end old friends io converse with. - 0i wine to drink! 4 -Ay. give the slippery juice, T-itat.liippcth from lhejrape thrown loose; uhippethfrom ihe Within the tun ; uP!uckd from beneath the cliff v Of sunny-sMed Teneriffe, ''r And ripen'd 'neath the blink t Of India's'Eun ! ' " Peat w hiskey hot, TempeiM with wel!-boHcH" watgrj, These make the long night shorter, Forgetting not . .. ? ? I ll I Good stout old English porter! ii-y- Old wood to bnrn! . a-K-.' Aw brinT the hillside beech "t" Fmm where the ou lets meet and screech,1 And ravens crnak ; The crackling pine, and cedar sweet; ,Bring too a clump of fragrant peRt, Dug neath the furn .; ' " The knotted oak, A faggot too, perhap, .Whose bright flame dawning,, winking, Shall light as at our drinking While the oozing sap ,Shall make sweet music to our thinking. Old books to read ! Ay, bring those nodes of wit, The braaen-claso'd, the vellum writ, Time-honor'd tomes ! The same my sire scann'd before, The-samc my grar.dsire thumbed o'er, The same his sire from collpgc bore, The well-eam'd meed Of Oxford's domes; Old Homer blind, .Old Horace, rake Anacreon, by Old Tully, Plaulus, Terence lie; Alort Arthur's olden minstrelsie, Quaint Burton, quainter Spenser, ay, And Gervase Markham's venerie Nor leave behind t. ft V E5ft .9 . I rpj,e T-j(,iye Bools by w hich we live and die. Old friends to talk ! Ay, bring those choeen few, : TJie wiee, the courtly and the true, So rarely found ! "Htm for my wine, him for my ttud, Iiim for my easel, distich, bud In mountain walk ! Urinsr Walter good: With soulful-Fred; and learned Will, And tliee, my alter ego (dearer still , For every .mood.) These add a bouquet to my wine ! .These adJ a sparkle to my pine ! If these I tine, Qan books or fire, or wine be good! Curious Statistics. ' , Soma statistical genius declares that ''more money is expended in the United States for cigars than for all the common leohools in the Union." A wag, who is undoubtedly a lover of tho weed, seeing V this statement going the rounds of the paperSj gcti off the following: It has been calculated that the cost of .gashing linen, that might just as well be worn two days longer, amounts to enough in this country to moro than defray tuejHowgad a rcflection, and how expressive riespenses oi mo iimeriuuu .uuaru on 'Foreign Missions. The expense of buttons worn on the "backs of our coats, where they are of no earthly use, is equal to the eupport of all orphan apylums. The. value of tails to dress coats (of no lue in reality for warmth or convenience Vfil greater than the cost of our. excellent system or common scnoois. It hasbeeu estimated that the value of . oW a'g6j with tottering step and silvery old boots thrown aside, which might bave;bairj dr00pg Hke a w;tuerod ieaf it is yet :neen worn at least u uajr juSei, w u'"lc.too soon. Vhen the middle-aged, with than enougu to Duy a nannei mgnt, gowu for every baby in the land. AJbo, that the cost or the extra men on the tall shirt collars of our young men is equal to tho sum necessary to put the . . . m .. f 11.. Bible into the hands of every one of the Patagonian giants. t- Men arc sometimes accused of pride, more because their accusers would , 'be proud themselves were they in their? places. They have got to 'growing chick v.5ps.so large in jilassacnusetts, the farm--ori have to sell them by the quarter, like - pork. These are chickens to crow over. iBGT If folly were a pain, there would dfceproaninin every house. , " - :- TYuth isiknowVbutdfWcry-jew-- ' 'aeMen often blu6h tq.shear .whathrHile falso -opinions go4u1re0jthi"Be jfney were not ash amod toaot. rest of tho 'world'.' " --"V "X j , , , m km, 7. -?.-:. - , mm V" . . a Faithful PreachiDg. Rev. W. H. Millburn, to illustrate the peculiar faithfulness of some of the early Kentucky clergy, said in a recent lecture: 'An incident related by Ewell White, himself a man of note, will illustrate this. It happened at one time that a meeting was appointed in , in old Simon Kenton's county. A preacher named old James Axley, familarly called Jemmy Axlcy, by his friends, and very popular, was expected. But when he came ho brought another with him, who spoke first. This disappointed the people, and there was a good deal of noise and confu sion, and great inattention on the part of the audience. It is customary when two ministers arc present, for both to address the meeting ; if onQ drivc3 in a nail of truth, the other clenches it. When Axlev arose, all was still, everybody was dis-- posed to listen. " 'My friends,' said he, looking round with a keen observant glance, 'it is per i haps a painful, but always a necessary 1 . duty or your minister to reprove sin, AVUerever found, and be assured I shall uot shrink from it on this occasion. Kow,' said he, 'that sandy-headed man, standing by the door, that went out while the brother was speaking, staid as long as ho wished, got his boots covered with mud, came in and made such a noise cleaning them as to disturb everybody, and pre vent their hearing scarcely a word, that man thinks I mean him. And well he 'might think so, for it was a disgrace to i Kentucky to say he was raised here and had no more manners. Now, my friend, I advise you to go home, and learn how ! , 1 .alt t to keuave when you come to the house of prayer isui i clan i mean mm. " 'That little girl about the middle of the floor, with flowers inside her bonnet, that was giggling and laughing and chat tering all the time the brother wasspeak ing, thinks I mean her. And she ought. I am sorry for her parects,who have raised a girl to fifteen, without learning how to behave modestly and properly, and they tire to be pitied. Little girl, before you come again, learn to be quiet and rever end in thehousc of God, and respectful to the ministers He has sent. But I do not mean her. " 'And now that man on the bench towards the corner, that's looking up as bright and wide awake as if he had nev er been asleep in his life, and never ex pected to be, but who was nodding and bowing all through the preaching, and snoring so a3 to disturb all around him ' he thinks I mean him. And indeed he well may. My friend, the house of God is not intended for a sleeping-room. When you want to take a nap, go home and go to bed and take it regularly ; but you come here for another purpose. But I don't mean him.' " 'And thus he went on, fixing his dark, piercing eye on each offender,' singling him. out in such a manner that he could not be mistaken, till be had nearly gone through with all who had made anv dis turbance, ending each reproval with, But I don't mean him, or her. White, mean while, was sitting on a bench in front of ' Axley, enjoying the fnn amazingly, laugh ing, rubbing his hands, chewing more lus ' tily, and spitting more vigorously and pro fusely than before, af each new offender was brought, till the aisle before him was a puddle. 'r Now,'' said Axley, darwing himself up, and with a severe look, 'Icalculate you want to know who I do mean,' pointing di rectly to White 'I mean that nasty, dir- ; ty, filthy tobacco chewcr. Look at the I filthy, brown puddle before hira ; a toad wouldn't hop in it, and to think of the sis ters dresse3 having to go through it. " White was thunderstruck. He nev er apain was known to chew tobacco in meeting." Too Soon. Upon the monument erected to the memory of Hon. C. G. AthertCjTj, of New Hampshire, is the following inscription: This I expected, but Us too soon." or weaknessi loo soon is tne last ex pression of all thing3 human and earthly. When the smiling flowers deck the land scape with their gayest dress, the frost too soon nips their tender lives. When the merry sleigh-bells jingle, and when t home "compliments" and "will be fl v.mit tuh a Hnnnr.fi.lirII the spring with its "merry, merry sun- ll - inn RnnT, nn(t ernr.n Whrn elastic step and manly air, confronts the rough world, then falls into the grave like blasted fruit, his wife and little ones hutpr firv. wv-.f. ton sonn Wheil tho infant a frail biossom that bloomed upon the verge of the grave, has been garnered to its kingdom, the strick en parent in humility bows to the afflic tion, but writes upon his memory, "he - died too soon." xoo laie wo discover tne deception when too soon makes grief doubly sorrowful. jQ j An Irishman in Worcester, Mass., who bad been fined several weeks in suc cession, for getting drunk on Saturday night, coolly proposed to tho judge that he should take him by the year at a re duced rate. Dishonest Servants How the Supplies . Disappear. In families where the internal kitchen arrangements are left almost solely to thej0f Pauperism," says : "I do not know management of the domestics, the very how it is in other states, but in this there large demand for supplies for the table 'is a doleful lack of agricultural laborers, not unfrequently escites wonder as to especially in the domestio department; what becomes of all the articles furnish- and in looking for the cause, I take into ed the larder. There are many families, J account that Pennsylvania was principai without being aware of tho fact, supply-jly settled by German and Irish. As it ing one or more families with greater or;js scripture wisdom to look at the rock less quantities of bread, tea, sugar, cof- fee, coal, wearing apparel, and various other articles, all of which is dispensed in so ingenious a manner that the invol untary donors arc cot aware of their un heralded philanthrophy. Tho following incident will illustrate the point in question: A few weeks since Capt. Hayden, residing in Fifth street, near South Eighth street, (late Williams burg,) returned home in thcevening, ac companied by a friend; their overcoats wcro hung in the hall, and at a late hour were found to be missing, and of course a verdict of "stolen by hall thieves" was rendered. At various timos articles were missing sometimes jewelry; at others, wearing apparel or bed clothing all in a very mysterious manner. Tho grocery bills were found to increase at an alarm ing rate, and the coal disappeared like snow before a March sun. Finally, the heads of tho department held a consulta tion and decided to dismiss the servant girl. Tho girl had been absent but a short time when, before Mrs. Hayden had an opportunity to go in search of help, a girl applied for a situation, having un derstood that there was a vacancy, (all vacancies are immediately made known amongst servants.) The girl was hirod, but articles of various descriptions con tinued to disappear in the samo myster ious mannei; and finally, last week, the second girl was discharged. On the same day a female wa3 lookiug for a situation, when she was met by one of these girls, aud in answer to an inquiry was told that she knew of a situation. The two then proceeded to the residenco of the females who had been discharged, in Division av enue, where they partook of a dinner. The girl w&3 then told that the place where the' would send her was a good one that they had taken bedclothes, dresses, jewelry, provisions, and even coal, without being detected. They de sired that she should secure the situation, and continue to plunder. She should pack up a basket of provisions every night, and they would call or send for them every morning at 4 o'clock. This wa3 the plan they had pursued all along. The girl left them under tho impression that she coincided with their plans, and proceeding to Captain Haydeu's resi dence, related the facts as they had been stated to her. A search warrant was im mediately procured, and on the officer entering tho house, the girls were found employed cutting up a splendid silk dress which had been stolen from Mrs. Hayden ; eorne linen sheets were being made up in to under garments, and some bed cloth ing and other articles were also found. The girls, whose names were given a3 E liza Wcisser and Teresa Fry, were taken before Justice Boswcll who committed them to the Penitentiary. Eliza Wcisser has since been discharged by paying a fine of S10, her friends agreeing to take her into the country. N. Y. Herald. Grafted Chestnut Trees. The Cincinnati Gazette publishes a let ter from Mr. Sheldon I. Kellogg, to the Wine-Growers' Association, dated Bor deaux, France on tho cultivation of the chestnut. He says : " I have been much surprised in seeing the great dependence the poorer classes make upon tho large chestnut for their daily food. It 13 cultivated in this neigh borhood in great abundance for this pur pose. All classes use them more or less; the rich haying them daily brought upon their tables a desert, either boiled or or roasted. It is often made into a soup, which is highly esteemed. They are cooked An a multitude of ways, and I know of nothing of a farinactous nature which is so very delicate and nourishing. Tho marron, or largo chestnut, is the produce of tho wild chestnut after being engrafted. The wild tree, at three or four years of age, is cut square off, way four or five feet from the ground. The stump is then split twice. These splits intersect at right angles at the center of the stump. There is then inserted one good sized branch of the same tree in ev ery section of the splits, making four branches in each stump. Care is always taken to make the bark of the branches and the bark of the stump join each oth er as closely as possible. The graft is then surrounded with clay and moss, to prevent the outflow of the sap, and it scarcely ever fails of success. The per iod selected in this climate for this opera tion is the month of February. The pro duce of this graft is usually a fine, large, beautifully colored marron, about the size of our buckeyes. They are much : moro delicate in texture and flavor than our own wild chestnut. They are never eaten without being cooked, lne tree is a very beautiful oue, being, though not so high as ours, much more dense in fol - ' lage, anu euauiug a larger epuuu ui ground." m . mt j. I HnsRcau tens us mat .to wrtto a coou jiut wno sunnosou. ueacon. inai a, man oi love eireryouoxighV to 'Begin with6ut'your years would give such.dvjce i tp,a knowing what yon rhbah to say and finish person jujstarting in life?" f , . without knowing what you have said. ' This took (he deacon down. Woman's Mission. Mrs. Jane G. Swisshelm, of Pittsburg, in a letter on "The Cause and llemedy from whence wo were hewn, and tho hole 0f the pit from whence wo were digged, let us recall the Dutchman by no means a myth who thought the pretended freedom of this country all a humbug be cause a man could not whip his own wife. Wo 'have a neighbor who was lately clearing a piece of ground on the side of a steep bill. A German resident in quired, if he would plow it? "Oh, no!" was the answer, "it is.. too steep." n "Oh, by sure we plow that in Ger many." " Plow that! Why, man, a horse could not walk on it! How would you plow it?" ' Mit vomans !" was the sturdy re sponse. " With women, Charley!" exclaimed the owner of the tillable hind, doubting his having heard aright. "Oh, yes; hitch eight vomans in they blow dat very goot." While the Pennsylvania railroad was in course of grading, somo Irish lived in a shanty near. Tho woman carried all tho coal used from a pit, a mile distant. The owner of the coal told one of the husbands to bring his cart and draw coal for his family. "An' be my faith, an' what would she have to do then?" was the reply. "These are extreme case of the spirit of our ancestors, but I assure you, sir, the blood has not run out in the old Key stone state, as you will see by referring to our laws which declare a man's title to the services of his wife, and enable him to collect her wages. In cities, the pe culiar marts are fast wearing out; but in rural districts, the old sturdy German spirit which hitches "de vomans in the blow," is still very perceptible in its workings. From all observations I have been able to market, it is my firm con viction, that, on an average, each Penn sylvania farmer's wife does as much drudgery as three house servants in any slave state in this Union." Power of Women in Turkey. A man meeting a woman in the street, turns his head from her, as if it were for bidden to look on her. They seem to do test an impudent woman, to shun and a void her. Any one, therefore, among the Chris tians who may have discussions of alterca tions with Turks, if he has a woman of spirit or a virago for his'wife, sets her to revile and brow-beat them, and by these means not unfrcquentiy gains his point. The highest disgrace and shame would attend a Turk who should rashly lift his hand against a woman; all he can venture to do is to treat her with harsh and con temptuous words or to march off. The sex lay such stress on this privi lege, that they are frequently apt to in dulge their passion to excess, to most un reasonable in their claims, and violent and irregular in the pursuit of them. They will importune, tcazc and insult a judgo on the benoh, or even the vizier at his di van. The officers of juslice do not know how to resent their turbulenco ; and it is gen eral observation, that to get rid of them, they often let them gain their cause. Sir Larpofifs Turkey. Important to Sportsmen. Tsot long sinco a youthful friend of ours accidentallyswal lowed a lead bullet; his friends were very naturally much alarmed, and his father, that no means might be spared to save his darling boy's life sent post haste to a sur geon of skill, directing the messenger to tell him the circumstances, and urge his coming without delays The doctor was found heard tho dis mal tale, and with as much unconcern as he would manifest in a case of common headache, sat down and wrote the follow ing laconic note : "Sir Don't alarm yourself. If after threo weeks the bullet is not removed, give the boy a chargo of powder. Yours, &c. P. S. ''Don't aim the boy at anybody." Our friend Ferguson having so much confidence in the skill and experience of the doctor, obeys directions. An Incorrigible Fellow. "Young man, do you believe in a future state?" "In nnnrcn T finna finil what's m more, L r intend to enter it as soon as Betsy gets her wedding things ready "You mistake me. Do you believe in r . . . I 1 1 1. ments? a luture state oi rewards anu puntdu- "Most assuredly, If I should cut mugs with a red-headed woman, I should ex- ect my uat indented by the first cistern j0 sue couid jay nor nan(j3 on - (q0 t0 young man, you are incorrigi- rjQ iQ "Go two! if it wasn't for the law agin bigamy, darnod if I wouldn't go a dozen. Mi rational. Fi-om the Massachusetts Teacher. A Scheming Master. " He could not govern them ; so he tack- ed and tickled them.1' These words were , a pound, &c., for the exercise of the, eye uttered by an observing and influential and the hand. Vases for flowers and nat sca captain, respecting a. ahrcwd teacher ural grasses. Grammar schools should of the Grammar School in his place. Ho be furnished with apparatus on'th'e.ol tried to rule his pupils from true princi- lowing branches of science : Laws of Mat pies, at first; but this course did not make tor, Laws of Motion, Mechanics, IIydro3 him immediately popular. He held them tatics, Hydraulics, Pneumatics, Electrici to a close rulo, of discipline in school ty, Optics, Magnetism, Astronomy, A'rith Jiours, but in play, was as much of a boy metic and Geometry, as any of his school, to keep their good j Schools thus furnished with a suitable will. His pupils obeyed in school, be- , library aparatus, have auxiliaries and fa cause they were pleased with their teach- ' cilities for tho acquisition of a good edu er; and not because tho line of duty de- 1 cation greatly in advance of such as- are manded was right. The end never eanc- : deprived of them. Therefore every School tifies the means. A true teacher should should be amply furnished with such need not play ball; should not coat with his fu' helps. The wise expenditure of school young ladies in his lap; should not play money, and the faithful improvement of games of chance with them, even in sport; the time of the scholar demand this. In should not go out from house to house, 1 difference and negligence with re?pect to having "grand times;" should not fre- thus equipping the youthful mind for its qucnt playing parties with his pupils; ; work, are not only unkind, but cruel in should not romp and play with his young ; ladies, in the school-room, after school hours; should not "get in with" a wealthy and influential men, to the neglect of oth- ers: should not make a jest of genuine pi- I ety; should not deride the personal relig- j ion of a pupil, assistant, or fellow teach- er; should not build up a reputation, by condemning authors and authorities; should not tell most of the parents, who send to him, that their children are the first in his school; should not build his own reputation, by sacrificing that of his predecessors in the school, Should a teacher do these things, he is educating a school on a wrong basis of ac tion. A man of very limited acquire ments may do all this, and be popular, when a gentleman of rare abilities will fail to follow rn his footsteps, because he will not stoop to such low arts. Besides, such a course forms a wrong standard, both of taste and of conduct in the young. It makes caprice, and not conscience nor judgment, the umpire of the deportment. Man is too prone, already, to be ruled by impulse, rather than by the right, with out the aid of a false school training. There is far too much of this "tacking and tickliug" business, in the world about to the human breast. Keeping aloof, we us, without having our children taught j resolved uot to mar, by any interference, it, by the example of their teachers. the by no means mystifying operations in Such example is completely undoing to which the monkeys were engaged, all true family discipline. It destroys the ! The boa constrictor lay, thoroughly weight of all truly noble examples, of j gorged, and like a log of wood, beneath our best men. It purblinds the youth, the same projecting ma-s of cliff, where I as he goes forth into tho world, so that . had left it. On the summit of this rock ho rarely form3 a correct judgment of I a troop of monkeys were assembled and men and things, and thus falls a ready three of the largest and strongest wereoc victim to their artful and designing icupied in displacing an immense frag schemes. j ment of massive stone, already loosened We want our teachers to be model men ( by time and the elements, from the rest and women.? The pupil should be brought , of the ledge. This mass almost overshad up to the proper standard, and not the owed the reptile. By enormous exertions teacher brought down to them. It is a ' made in a silence that was rare with them fact in human history, that, while a few 1 they at last succeeded in pushing it on strike out and grow up independent, most- ward until it hung over the boa's head, ly of examples about them, most persons when uttering a fierce yell, in which every imbibe from the practical world the char- separate voice mingled until it took a di acter and manners which they ever after apason of indiscribable discord, by a vig bear through the world. It is, therefore, , orous movement they shoved it sheer down, a course full of danger to employ improp-' The heavy mass fell right on the serpent's er teachers, because they arc so apt to i head, crushing it as if it were a cocoanut ; leave a copy of their defects in those whom they teach. A Parent, New Bedford, February, 1855. SCHOOL APPAEATTJS. Every school should be furnished with a uorary, wuiuu biiouiu inciuuo, i. doous on schools and school systems, for the use , remeRlbcr of no corded facts that sur of the school officers and parents ; and on j this ovidcnco in favor of Iuonk the theory and practice of 'teaching, for; me am monkey Wwd01B ; aud I the professional instruction of teachers.- yQach for ita tmh as far as Jt Q 2. Books of reference for the use princi- weU that fripnd Noor;ood.De(,n pally of teachers and the more advanced . stjj flourishin in lhe Black Towa of Mjld. scholars 3. Books for circulation among i raSi v.m add hh testi to any;appi kill; jiupua iu vuuiiii. -x. jjuuns iui lu- culation among the parents and inhabi tants of the district and neighborhood. Tbeso books ahould bo free from every thing of a sectarian or partizau character. . In the arrangement and furniture of a school-house, proyisiou should be made for the library and apparatus. In addition to the library, evory school house should be furnished with such ap paratus as shall enable the teacher to em ploy the hand and eye of every pupil in ilustration and experiment, so fur as if may be practicable and desirable iu the course of instruction pursued in the school. The following articles are indispensa ble in schools of every grade. A clock. Tho cardinal points of the heaveus painted on tho ceiling, or on the teacher's platform, or on the floor of the recitation room. As much blackboard, or black surface on the walls of the school room and tho recitation-room-, as can be scoured. A portion of this black surface ' should be in full view of the whole school, , for passing explanations ; and another I portion out of the way within reach of the smaller pupils. One or more moveable i blackboards, or large slates, with one or j more moveable stands or supporters. i All the appendages to a blackboard, such ; as chalk, crayons, and rubber, of soft cloth, leather, or a sheepskin, and- a poiuter. j An inkstand, fixed into each desk, with a lid, aud with a pen-wiper attached. A ! slate, iron bound at the corners, coverod ' with a pencil holder and sponge attached. A few extra slate? for tho use of tho youn- gcr pupils, under tho care and direction f of the teacher. A map of the district, I i i.. Cfafn inil nnmitrv. A lav- i ---- - i , restrial globe, properly tn ouutod or sus- "Firm, n Hi "in iitiiiiriliMiiilWBiii' i litiii m-'-" -""i1 jiB8r1 ! pended on n wire.- The measuro of an j inch, foot, yard and rod, marked off on ; the edgo of the black-board or on. tho wall. Real measures of all kinds linear, superficial, solid, and liquid ; as a foot- rule, a yard-stick, quarts, bushels, an ounce, the extreme. The STonkey'3 Sevenge. A writer in the Chamber's Edingburg Journal gives a curious anecdote of tho power of revenge in the monkey tribes. Climbing one of the slanting asceuts of the Rummundle cliff, he heard an unusual commotion, and creeping round a rock, saw a beautiful brown monkey, which was nearly crushed to death in the foldseof an enormous boa constrictor. He thus con tinues : When the reptile had fairly commenced j his repast, and the before flaccid body ! began to fiil and swell, I retired from the scene of conflict and hall of banquet, desi rous of summoning my friend Noor-ood-Deen to assist me in capturing the sated giant. I knew that when gorged to re pletion there would be no difficulty in ma king a prize of the serpent ; and the moon she entered into my plan?, right willingly. Accompanied by a stout lasear, bearing a strong cudgel and a sharp knife.for slaugh ter and skinning, we lost little time in reaching the scene, where, however, fresh marvels were being enacted, proving that i that the passion of revenge is not confined I and as the reptile lashed its fearful tail anout in tne nnai strumcs ot me, we could not refrain from joining in the sin gular chorus of rejoicing with whieh the monkeys now celebrated their accomplish ed vengeance. Truly, from the feats of the malicious baboon that gloried in the name of Major Weir, to the amiable crea- , nf p, , rwu. foil, T nnn cant for confirmation of the anecdote; Well Answered. Uncle Bill Tiyd was drover from Worcester County, Being exposed to all weather, i.is complexion suffered some; but at th best, lie was none of the whitest. Stopping at a public house near Brigh ton, a man rich in this world's goods, but of notoriously bad character, thought as Uncle Bill came in, ho would make hina the butt of a joke. As the black face of the wcatlier-oeat-en man appeared in the doorway, he-exclaimed : "Mercy on us ! how dark it grows !" Uncle Bill, surveying him from head to foot, cooly answered "Yes, sir ; your character and my com plexion are enough to darken any room." A little incident occured in one of tho schools in West Lynn, recently, says the News, which is, perhaps, worth relating. One of the classes was reciting, nnd'the teacher asked a little American girl' who the first man was. She answeredtbatehe did not know. ' . 'X The question was put to tha uextscjbol: ar, an Irish girl, who answered c; "Adam, sir," with apparent, satisfec tion. -.. - v- .ii i "La,", said ' tho first soho&r, "you needn't feel so grand about it, he wasn't an Irishman I" Say twiee without a mitkei Pctcr Piper's peacock peeked a peckdf pepper out of apewter platter-; if PetcPTpar'a peacock' pecked a pepk of pppeQutof a 1 . f .' i . .. v. ii." 4 .1 r-t pevter plater, wuere s mcpeuitfur pepper ! Peter Piper's peacock pecked." 4 14 r Jt- f X 1 i 4