JDcotcb to Jpulittcs, Citcmtnrc, Agriculture, Science, iHorrtlifi), ani cnmil Intelligence- VOL 15. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA. MARCH 15, 1855, NO. It, - a Fallisked by Theodore Schocfa. TERMS Two dollars per annum in advance Two Vottani nod a quarter, half ; all yearlyand If not nald be- loretfce end of the year. Two dollars and a half. No peers discontinued until all arrearages are paid,, xcept at the option of the Editor. inr Advertisements not exceeding one sauare (ten Maes) will be inserted three eeks lor one dollar, and jt .onprnt;on of no little dexteritv tweoty-nrecentt-fbr every lubsequent insertion. The 18 on -operation oi no mue aexienty, tr Tor traeni three iniwrtions the same, a liber-; care, labor and ingenuity to make a fea I ducount mde to yearly dtrtifer.s. I . ' r . . , nfana nn A tT,u Ait icuers aaoresseu to t&e Editor must do post-. JOB PRINTING. KaYlnfciifcenerSil assortment sf large, elegant, plain K&d ornamental Type, we are prrpartd to execute every description of Cnrd4,THrel us, Bill Heads, Notes, Itlank Receipts ptiutftd with neatness and despatch, on reasonable ; 1 9XL3, JuiUf5i. Lfreal and other uianics. rampnieis, s.c XT THE OFFICE OF The Kansas Emigrants. BY J. G. WHITTIER. We cross tho prairies as of old The Pilgrims cross'd the sea, To make the West, as they the East, The homestead of the free. ,Wo go to rear a wall of men On freedom's southern line, And plant beside the cotton tree, . The rugged nothern pine ! We're flowing from our native hills As our free rivers flow ; The blessing of our mother-hind Is on us as we go. We go to plant our common schools On distant prairie swells, And give the Sabbaths of the wild The music of her bells. Upbearing, like the Ark of old, The Bible in our van, We go to test the truth of God Against the fraud of man. Nopause nor rest, save where the streams Tbat feed the Kansas run Save where our pilgrims gonfalon Shall float the setting eun. We'll sweep the prairie a3 of old Our father's swept the Eea, And make the West as they the Ea,i, The homestead of the free. "Why, Bless her, let her Go." Some time ago, I fell in lovo With pretty Mary Jane ; And I did hope that by and by She'd love me back again. Alas 1 my hopes, a dawning bright, Were all at once made dim ; She saw a chap, I don't know where, And fell in love with him.! Next time we met, (now how it was I don't pretend to say,) But when my chair moved up to her's Why her's would move away. -Before, I alwayg got a kiss, (I own with some small fuse,) But now, forsooth, for love nor fuu, Twas non-come.t-a-5w&J Well, there we sat Hand when we spoke Our conversation dwelt On everything beneath the sun, Except what most we felt. Enjoying this delightful mood, Who there should just Btep in, But he, of all the world whom I Would rather see than him 1 And he would sit down by her side, And she would all the while He pressed her baud within bis own Upon him sweetly smile ; And she could pluck a rose for him, So fresh, and bright, and red, And gave me ono which hours ago, Was shrunk, and pale, and dead. And she could freely, gladly sing, The song he did request : The ones I asked were just the ones She always did detect. I rose to leave and "She'd be glad To have me longer stay 1" No-doubt of it ! No doubt they wept To see me go away. I sat me down. I thought profound, This maxim wise I drew ; It's easier far to like a giri, Then make a girl liko you. But after all I don't believe .My heart irill break with wp ?, 'If ho's a mind to love "that chop," Why, bless her, let her go 1 r 3 - - , A friend inquired of a lady who was being courted by a doctor and a mil-, itary oSoer, which of the suitors she in- tended to favor. Her reply was that it !iwa8,diffiicult to deoide, , as tney .were both 'Jailing" creatures rp ''Shocking times!" as thejOld W0 - 11 nm ' l .t. n,.Mutnn Tj-nnniroJ lint. t U1U HUBU liuUiEUVUiUiL hvviu.. Mwi, ; ..ui w Glass Eyes and their Manufacture. On the subject of the manufacture of j glass eye there is but little known in this oonntrr. ns most of these come from the --n , manufactories oi France and ixermany.- "" umuu, u uuv,u more so that of tbat "window of the soul." the eye to give it the proper form, size, color, and that indescribable character which no two pair of eyes have in com mon for no two pair of eyes are exactly alike. It may be of interest to speak of the manufacture, by which a piece of senseless glass is made to imitate so noar- , , cnmptimps flie elnsest semt- iny aud dectection, the natural eye. There A "ft are soveral large lactones in iiurope where this is the chief subject of work and their workiranship fairly rival nature. In the first place the glass is assorted, (substance, generally arsenic, to give the i pearls opacity which is necessary. Some ' times slight traces of cobalt are mingled to give the delicate bluish cast which the i white portion of the healthy natural eye I has. This being done and the utmost care is requisite in order that the fusion be so conducted that no part becomes. 'more or less opaque, or more or less tinged than the rest the next point is the coloring of the iris; and this is done with ! metallic colors also laid on the priming in the proper position with a fine pencil, ;by an experienced artist, who, if the eye is made to order, must have an accurate j description or ttill better must have an (opportunity of seeing the eye of the indi vidual for whom it is to be made. For the different shades and colors, as many different mixtures of metallic oxides are necessary the "cerulean blue" and "a zure," the "hazel" and "gray," the "jet black" and ''chestnut brown," with their infinite variations pf shade are all pre pared on the porcelain palette of an eye- I tinder, ibese once laia on, inclusion is ! again gone through with; and now there remains the most difficult of all the pu pil to be laid in. For this purpose, a jet glossy black is necessary and that it may appear more natural, it must be so laid on as to seem transparent, so that .one can look into it, or A. more 'properly (through it. sgThis is accomplished- by 'sicking the pupil at first, while it is in a state of partial fusion, by pressure, ana laying in the color, over which the smal lest fragment of clearest glass is laid, the heat increasing and the eye complete all except the necessary smoothing and finishing that follows. This process of the manufacture of a single eye employs a large number of workmen, to each of whom a special department of labor is al lotted one to sort the crystal glass, one to the fusion, one the color, etc. etc.; and to this fact it is owing that the art has advanced to great perfection. Country Gentleman. One Drop at a Time. "Life," says the late John Foster, is expenditure; we have the use of it, but are as constantly wasting it. Suppose a man confined in some fortress, under the j ana oniy tbat ot the cleanest ana purest . states that the Rev . Mr lirown, ot nam - and can,fc her whh. . kind 1 chosen for the purpose It then county, V., married a few days since -,Sut snapping strings tbat no art can mend, fused with he priming or white which is cross a river-that is, the person was on , d , q( doom to stay there till death; and suppose ! as far excelling every saiut in the calen there is there for his use a dark resevoir j dar. He took a view of the celestial of water, to which it is certain none can hierarchy, but in vain, he could not as ever be added. He may suppose the ' sign to his saint a place worthy so many quantity is very great, he cannot penetrate to ascertain how much, but it may be very little. He has drawn from it, by means of a fountain, a good while already, and draws from it every day. But how would he feel each timo of drawing and each time of tbinkiug of it? Not as if he had a perennial spring to go to. Not "I have a resorvoir, I may be at ease." iNo! but "I had water yesterday I have I water to-day; but having had it, and my 1 .. i i my having it to aay, is tne very cause that I shall not have it on some day that is approaching. And at the same time I am compelled to this fatal expenditure!" So of our mortal, transient life ! And yet men are very indisposed to admit the plain truth, tbat life is a thing which they are in no other way possessing than as necessarily consuming, and that even in this imperfect sense of possession, it be comes every day a less possession." The old man was toiling through the burden and heat of the day in cultivating his field with his own hand, and deposit- ing the promising seeds into the fruitful t ed,; with his bucket placed uuoer tne lap of yielding earth. Suddenly there hub. Mynheer complained that the wa Rfnnrl before him under the shade of a ' ter was very low "in der cistern." husre linden tree a vision. The old man was struck with amazement. ... 'I am Solomon.' spoke the phantom, in a friendly voice. 'What are you doing here, old man?' 'If you are Solomon replied the yen- erable laborer, 'how can you ask this! In my youth you sent me to tho ant; I caw it neeunntion. and learned irom tuai inRAftt'to bo industrious and to gather. What I then learned I have followed out .ft ... hour, iyou ijay0 0Dly learned half your les- aon.: resumed the spirit. 'Go again to the ant, and learn from that insectto rest :-v -v - j- r- - - . w villi, vr f 1 1 11 11 vi ihi iiri 1:11 iiii. Good temper is" like a sunny day; it ' tj . t - outiua u uuguiuuss over .evervwuug- .i f . . it . -it. 1M LLIO DYvUblCUcr OI LOll. ana Lllb bUULUUl , - - - 1 Mr.t Shorts says Kansas is a great coun try. Rents cheap, because they have no houses. Women not expensive, because they don't have any. The men, hogs, cattle aud dogs, all lay in the same bed. If you want to live like a doublcbreasted fighting-cock, go to Kansas, sails frequently. If a small boy be called a "lad," is it proper to call a bigger boy a "ladder ! gQF' There is an old lady in Troy so full of sympathy, that every time her ducks take a bath in the mud-gutter, she dries their feet by the fire, to keep them from catching cold. Novel Marriage Ceremony. A correspondent of the Staunton Spectator resorted to on account of the water being impassaoie. lue license was lurowu - cross the str earn by the bridegroom, after having wrapped it tightly around a stone ! mi y 1 1 ITFA young gentleman at a ball in whisking about the room, ran his head a- gainst a young lady. He i began to apo -. is not hard enough to hurt anybody!" Anecdote. A newspaper, printed in Boston fifty odd years ago, stated that a crow had been caught by a person in London, New Hampshire, and learned to speak a number of words. Having stray- ed from home, he lit upon the corner of a parn, wnere a gin was muKing uvuvmu. Upon seeing Miss, he bawled out : "I am coming, I am coming!" lho girl, supposing she had been sold to the "old one," scampered off and reported what she had seen. The elders of a certain religious society assembled and abjured the crow to depart, who happened to be in'the humor of saying, "I'm going, I'm going." This caused a general shout of joy, but their merriment was considerably dampened by his crowship's declaring, "I'll call as I come back;" to avert which, the? ordainei threc ecks of fastinS and jJl I Ul . PorriNG the Question. A young lawyer, who had long paid bis addresses to a lady, without much advancting his suit, accused her one day of being 'insen sible to the power of love.' 'It does not follow,' she archly replied, 'that I am so because I am not to bo won by power of attorney.' 'Forgive me,' replied the suitor, 'but you should remember that all the vota ries of Cupid, are solicitors.' Mr. Geo. W. Curtiss, in a recent lec ture at New York, spoke of those pious people who clasp their hands so tight in prayer that they cannot get them upon when the contribution box comes around. A clergyman, preaching a sermon on some particular patriarch, was extremely high in his panegyric, and spoko of him virtues as he possessed; every sentence ended thus: 'Where, then, can we place this great patriarch!' Ono of tho congregation, tired at last of tho repetition, exclaimed: 'As I am going away you may put him in my pew.' A pedagogue threatened to punish a pupil who had called him a fool behind his back. 'I won't 'Don't! don't!' begged the boy do so again, sir, never. I will never speak what I think again in my life.' Phetty near Drunk. A German employed in one of our hotels, (says the Easton Sc?itinel,) was sent one or two eve nings since for a bucket of cistern water. Remaining longer than was necessary, the landlord, who knew him to be pretty well rll 3 . 1 1 1 i nuea wun iaxr-"eer wcut uut tu sue ! what was the matter, and found him in- ' dustriously turning the wheel of a dray, ('which had been propped up to bo greas- ., .. in ii'-. When the summer of youth is slowly 1 w.ist;nr nwnv into the nightfall of ace.' nnininnn rvn run ninnr. i him iiiulil: wiia ' an(i the shadow of the past years growl Pursue all or any of these ways, and i deeper, and life wears to its close, it is 'you will experience a most marvellous pleasant to look back, through tho vista; of time upon the sorrows and felicities' 0f our earlier years. If we have a home tn shelter, nnrl hnnrta to reioica with U8. ' RTii friends have been leathered together around our firesides, then the rough place I of our avfarjDff will have been worn j ana smothed away, in the twilight of life, ' while the sunny spots we have passed Uhrough. will grow brighter ana more ---3 - . - ww niiif nrti.uiiinc hilii (.uu iiwiim nhnnirnil tho tnno of their holier feelings, for b?oken those musical chords of the ' heort. whosA vibrntinnH are so n . eo. nW on trkiiihin in Mia arenmc iUtilUUlUUS, low viiuui u wwHr . - j . of ago. JGSrTho veneiable Peter Pickleby said to his son Jabez, "Read your Bible study the laws of Moses and don't repeal any of them. Mind the Ten Command ments, tu, and the Elevinth likewise and don't sell the birthright of a Yankee na tion for a mess of potash; and the day may The boatKum wnen youu De a minister oi me pou- 1 1 1 i t t . s il itentiory, or-a secretary or ncwgation." &&A Poetical Gem. A distinguish ed member of the Covington bar, having in his youth been treated rather scornful ly by a young lady to whom he paid his addresses, thus poured out his grief : 'Oh Eml Oh, EmI you've me forsaken, And that, too, without just cause; But when you find that you are mistaken, I'll be far away in the Arkansaws I' JJjA woman will cling to the chosen obicct oi her heart like a possum to a w sometimes see something to love, when others can see nothing to admire; and whon her fonaness is once fastened on a M t 8tiob HkQ jQe and ffiolagsc8 in , ,' , , - , .? PlLTNa up THE Agony." At a trial thfl ofcher , t Sherborne, Sergeant waki called to the iurv in the most toucning wrms, uy weir vruiy,wi , otv, c pa, wa uw-v w and family, and dwelt on the effect the j result of the trial would have for happi- j ness or misery on those who are so dear j to him. When the learned Sergeant sat 1 down, wiping bis forehead after his effort, ue was a little surprised to learn this touching allusion to wife and children had Deen made on behait or a oacimon ung- lish Paper. B5 When any body talks much about his trials, there is more reason to believe him to be a thief. A compliment is recorded as having been paid by a rustic, who never before 1 evening party of "unsuccess usual simple de "lour cream is very sweet,' said he; but ain't it a little fetched with frost?" i xz was a compliment, -over ma mi t. i? l it iL. iri is a compliment "over the lett, but it made considerable laughter at the time. frriw ii ii x l : j 1 1 m . . j ft. -xnat s me iasmon, ueyr &atu u oiouu a scout canal boy, as he was examining a pair oi inexpressibles at a jew slop snop. The Jew noded in the affirmative. A Z Z'T UirtJ H" down the side of 'eml i i.titi .i -.l:- j: i. i ' Another nod. "Well, I'm blamed if it won't be hard tellin' spiled cloth from the new, bime by, they're gettin' to immertatin' it so!" A black man once went to Portland, and attended church. good pew; the man ger into 'Why of "Why, sir, he's a correspondent mine." "Can't help that he's black." "He's worth a million of dollars." "Introduce me." Nervous old Lady. Dear me, what makes the cars stop here? Is there any thing the matter? Smart loang Man. les, raarra; a - - ch aw tobacco is lying right before the lo- comotive. As soon as it's removed", we will be under way again. Scene closes, with the old lady giving an extra tie to her bonnet string, an iu- quiring look at a small leather satchel ; -with a cloth handle. How to Ruin a Son. tui ingia miiK, nnaer us i n n i1G CXr)ectcd neln. in rrettias , . , . i .t t. iVnit5on of "cream 5 It T ii t - -r? ratber late one ciearmgiuio uearpieuuu- signauon oi crtaiu. , unna l lesson in some wav. iJovs . . r .t . r?, t .i -. t , and the next neighbor asked punishment, he is in a predicament from . -d th d who owned it why he put a nig- wbich there is no escape, but by previ- , , , . , . u mv his pew. ous study and thorough preparation. If . , , ,,T r.ft Wrields. , sir, he's a Haytien." default is made, the Teacher is not to uso . c 1 1. Set him tho example in tho use of; with any satisfactory result, without un intoxicating drinks. derstandiug what they are about. When O - - - . I 1 ' .1 - ' I r 2. Let him have his own way the " largest liberty," so fascinating to the ought to explain and illustrate all diffi iraaination of " Young America." culties that would be likely to arise in tho 3. Allow him the freo uso of money, 1 without any restraining senso of vespon- t ... i sihi htv to narent or guardian i y i . . . Suffer him to wander where he piease3 0n the Sabbath, and to spend his evenin?s from home. 5. Givo him the freest access to wicUcd companions, who make a mock of all tbat is good, and condemn all authority. G. x'urnisn mm wim uo mgu auu iu me, and no steady employment. It might hinder the development of his genius. deliverance, if you have not to mourn over a debased and ruined child. Thousands of parents have practically adopted these rules in the management of their children, and the Tesults have been exacly what one might anticipate " Their gray hairs have been brought ' down with sorrow to tho grave. I A widow, who was known by tho en- tire congregation to uu giepuj u. , oi , tnuWest what u tho. i i desire of my heart," she exclaimed. "A 'm-a-n!" responded a brother, in a broad ( . - , ";Url Hiirfi fchnt several crravo. uietuDfln5 smiieu UUbCUli .XL no niwai.u, iww nu - sure tbat severa on tho ocuasioc. T G - Mt rational. FV2ii the Pennsylvania School Journal. Mode of Instruction. A thorough knowledge of the subject we are to teach is essential, in order to explain it with satisfaction to the minds of othei-3: there are however teachers who are competent in respect to attainments, ' and who yet are unable to make good scholars. It is no doubt true that the faculty of communicating is in some moas- j urc a natural gift which all do not pos-1 sess; but the remarks that I intend to make are not so much to consider the tnlonf nt nmrMiintinrr n onhinnt.ni fho HoaF manner of turning that natural ability to v'"fci """Jvv"l account. There is a secret in teaching whereby some turn out scholars well instructed, while others entirely fail in accomplish ing any valuable result. No doubt suc cess will ever depend in this as in every other pursuit, on the knowledge, energy, decision, system, quick perception, and sound good sense of the individual; vet a proper mode oi instruction w hen aaopteci, will matenlly aid one of only moderate w4ut.w.uw, erwise could not do The first remark I have to make, is, that a ieacher when hearing a recitation iuuj-l uave uia evua aim cuia uuuuu mui, eyes if a scholar finds that by sly glances at his book by depending on his fellows or by any other device i he can impose on his teacher, and malfe him believe tnac no is acquaintou wun uis ieou, nuvu u t,ag never looked at it. is it likely that he apply himself to study, or know any thjng 0f what he has gone over at the end Qf the Quarter teacher must not use leading ques- f:on- n rpnitntion. if he would ascer- tajn wuether the scholar is prepared with b;3 iC3son. The class comes up to recite what they have been learning, and ought to be ready to answer, without the words being put into their mouths by the teach er. I have seen scholars who would blun der and stumble in attempting an an- ques;jon helped them out of the difficulty swer, until the Teacher Dy some leaning :rl, jn nofc stucjv as thev ought.with t h r,rcssure 0f neccssitv; and this t . -necM ; Lrnno-i.t. fn hnr fv slmwincr t.hft rx in the recitation that he cannot r t by any possibility get through, unless he j knows something about it, and if it is a fnSlnro fli nnn.dpnnpnfiG of that failure . failure, the consequence must certainly follow. ITT t 1 1 ? .1 it 1 ll. wnenscuoiars are convinceu laanuero are but two alternatives, and that they . . . . musfc erer PP J "emjelve8 to s uay, or leave the schoo . the obiect is attained, flnd the Teacher will have no further dif- , , m ..... - - , ficuUy in securing close application, both ! n, home and in the school. When every , , .... ... , ii uuj uuo v-VMfa i 1 J 1. n n in n-hnf hft fnATTO himself, with no help to be expected, but I opprobrious terms or abusive language to ! Viic nrmjl; such is unworthv of his station. for if he expects to be treated with re- rr.., rf , . spect by his scholars. he must treat them also witu respect. xub puuiauuiuut . inflicts on the idle and negligent ought not to bo of a character to degrade and bring the defaulter into contempt, but such as is usual and suitable under the circumstances, xveepiug m ana uu., 1 . .. -r-x . .. - , -i. columns in the dictionary to ne commit- - , . ted to memory; marks on the blackboard, are to do resortea io iu preieiuuuuu - poreal correction; but if these fail, then tho rod must be brought into play; and when forced to this alternative, ono good whipping will be better than frequent chastisement. Scholars cannot be expected to take plcasuro in study or apply themselves a lesson is assigneu a ciuss, iu j.eaui ! youthtui mind, iinti wuen vuu swuuhuo come to recite, the teacher must noi ou content to ask whether they understand tho principlo and theory of what they are saying or doing, but call on one auer me other to exemplify on tho blackboard; and if he find it necessary again to il lustrate or demonstrate the principle, he ought to call ou the pupils to go over what he has been obliged to do, in order to satisfy himself that they do in reality understand it. A perfect recitation, is not the reciting of the very words of the book, but afford ing undeniable evidence, that the scholar has studied bis lesson well, and ean tell -i .i i i c 1 1. in his own worus tqe suostance oi m author, and also show its application. The best mode of teaching the differ ent branches is not fully settled; one irentleinan ndonts one nlan which he prefers, and another a different one: 1- - - 4 if both make their pupils good scholars, no fault ,:n r..Li rcUh efther: after all. ex- . uu . The effect of such aid 13. that the boy or V e - - - r . nthAhicr i : n nro n in Tm rw i uc nuuii jutu a n nnripnr. rerirnrinn uciuuuueu uu uuiu ui . ., , . .,. i j A , v- ,..,.. w w v - x miirtHM tnrir rtna nr run v :i f :i t ' 1 1 rt:iL. perience is the best test of any plan, yet jso much liberty of conscienceyther there are some modes which have been ; rangoment will be interfered witQbytho fully tcstod, and are therefore worthy of J police. ". consideration. j T.rnZ.Titta. Instruction in .every uraaeu ouguv.u, Tifl'oicen with reference to its its.ractic&l j application in thVsovary'"-3ay duiioa life. When a scholar perceives how ho may turn to account what he learns in school, he will be likely to apply himself with more .earnestness to his Jessons. llincr is snldom re- . , nzJ'u:n nnA scholar , - nd v mdko mistakes when called to write a let- ter; therefore it ought to be taught uotn ways by both orally and daily exerciso in writing words on the slate from dicta tion. Geography is a study depending much: on the memory of the pupil; but few can remember boundaries or places which fc h committed by rote, and there- J J v . fnro ihn orn mint ho. lT.nfnled tO 1H OT- der to aid the memory. The map to 1 be studied until the outline is so familar . as to be imprinted on his faculty. Draw ing maps, not only on the black board but on paper, aids much in accomplishing this object; and outline maps to be filled ! up1 by the pupils, are most valuable aux iliaries. I Reading can only be properly Caught . bv the pupil first learning to give utter- t q- dfsti'tfcfly t0 tfi6 diffcren soan(3 of hg je seJparateiy and in their COm- bination; imitating a good reader in tho . S, v- proper emphasis, tone and stops; avoiding ant rr and reading as he would ( natnral, sp-ak in privatej when detailing , . ftt.:pnfc nf ti.n lpcftr.. j The attempts at declamation in the Com- ;sufficient attention is not mon Schools are generally lanures; ana given to the j bj by teachers properly qualifying , tbemgelve3. Attne Teachers' Institutes and in tbe Normal Schools, gentlemen who have made the subject their study, ought to be employed in giving instruc tion on this important branch. It can not be so well learned merely from-Books, but requires illustration to the' eye and ear. I have entered on a wide field, but I I mar x uiitv u.icuujf u&vu i.ww uiuvu j space. H. Carlisle, Jan. 14, ISoo. Obtaining Goods under False Pretence, We have in thi3 town, an incorrigible wag who sometimes goes by the name of " Hi 1 Uowton." who a short time since ou-'h. On entering the church, and pas sing up the aisle a short distance, he took a survey of the territory, and found- eve ry seat full. He was not long-in laying his plans. He well knew there were a number of beaux seated there, waiting to escort their respective dulcinas home at close of the meeting, and that they had ;i t;Mfll(1Milfl;rll.l(in ., r. . Jrr- irom tne neitinus oi a niiuess raiu. neat - h h;g 1 v , .i.. ... j umorena, wet it wen at iue puuip, uuu returned to church, ana on entering tno , a,3,e ne, Save. lue-"ilr i i il. . 1 11 A iu lit; i, uuc iuiu uu iu , which operation , noticed bv the swains c n m n O " . umbrellas, when Cowton dozen of them were no ana ou in a The "Law" and "Constitution. Anmnrr tho vlaiffirs nf. W.mliinnrtrin j d Wimamson of Texag. comm0nly is knQWU as Jud evilly." Ju(J wm was once presiaing in St. Auustine COUnty, when a legal bully at- t ted t0 intimidate him. Thompson, havin succeeded in "packing a jury" to .. , . turned h s attention to um.v r''r' 1 j he cort and remarked. vmir honor clease.here is the law wb;cb governs this "case," at tho same time dnnYirjg a Dowje. nife of unusual . &nd j - ifc oro3S au ook ; Fore fore.armed? was Judg0 I Willy, and drawing from beneath his . huQtin Wrt Qt a Coft, but a Aora pistol, J x v reioined This. sir. is the constitution, and is paramount to the law." , , - " Mr. Thompson peaceably acquiescedt Tho water tbat flows from a spring does not coogeal in the winter. And those sentiments of friendship which flow from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity. Prosperity i3 the only test tbat a j vulgar man can't pa3s through. If n I man has anv thin? mean in his disposi tion, a little good luck is sure to bring it out. A novel mode of evading the c ,i ur Tmj inst been discovered in UU1IU XJ mil j ,11 N. Y. The Courier states that the keep er of a Lager Bier celler in the Bowery, for the purpose of evading the law requir ing him to close his place on Sunday, has been in the habit of holding pretended religious services therein, officiating him self as the lea.der of ceremonies. Ho takes the Bible, reads a chapter or two, serves each.of his hearers with a glass of j beer, and takes- iq a collection! As the . Constitution probably did not contemplate h-.' -Tre? : To keep au wio oojxa qu ..ifeui of hands on. .oyer the wash-tub. of disquietude. t&mmnwMsmLMh" . j y s'WMisjwwjui J1U2SP'--- - - -- " , " --Sfc-vr