VOL 15. STROUDSBURGr, MONROE COUNTY, PA. FEBRUARY 3, 1855. 1 Published by Theodore Schoch. TERMS Tivo dollars per annum in advance Two iollars and a quarter, half yearly and if not paid bc loie lite end of the year. Two dollars and a half. No papers discontinued until all arrearages arc paid, rxcept at the option of the Editor. ro Advertisements not exceeding one square (ten lines) will be inserted three ecks lor one dollar, and twenty-five cents for every subsequent insertion. The vliarge for one and three insertion? the same. A liber al! discount made to yearly advertisers. lC? All letters addressed to the Editor must be post paid. JOB PRINTING. Haring a general assortment of large, elepant, plain and ornamental Type, we are prepared to execute e very desciiption of Cards, OircuHrs, Bill Heads, Notes, Blank Receipts Justices, Legal and other Blanks. Pamphlets, &c. printed with neatness and despatch, on reasonable terms, AT THE OFFICE OF THE JJ.FF ERCOS I A W. "Married Yesterday." Every day in our journal that with the first gleam of the sun is flung within our portals, we read the little sentence "Married yestcrda," so and so. Every day there is a wedding feast in the mansions or tbo earth; a ciaspm bands and a union of hearts in the dim aisles of some holy temple; a pledging of tempt to teach Arithmetic by presenting 1 they inforin you how many they would still eternal love and constancy during all the combinations of numbers at first, instead I ve. Then these last may, m their imagi , ofsimrle fisuros. Not that everv letter nations, be cut into halves or quarters, or ,.r , , ,, . spring flowers upon life s pathway. Each day some new marriage crown is put on, and she who wears it, leaning upon him - i nnrq rnnr. nrp vpr. rn nnmn (inwTi itp whose love is the brightest Wei sot a- 7 L .. ,v - i , r it miil.r. ir-j invn; eton IvS flirnv tinm flirt "dear old home," and nestles tremblingly in the fairy cot where love's hand has j Others would teach tho elementary trained the "hone3'suckleover the latticed sounds of the letters, before, or in connec ,n,i ni, xnr. .. l c n .,u f i, ! tion wi th , the nam es. All these sounds IIUl LAI. 11 IIU ill 111 till LIIL. I casements." " .MARRIED YESTERDAY.'" There are pearls and gold shining now ! .,,rt i , i amid the flowers that friuae loves path- 5 r way and star3 gleaming like a chandelier in the ornament of hop. There are harps tinkling now whose melody is g tbo elementary sounds of the letters, ..i. fi. ,i f ii,Q ,,: I till his powers of discrimination have be swecter than tho sound 01 the evening r . . . ... . come more fully developed. This meth bella, and joy falling like a shower of od niight be moro fuHy Uscussed, but it amethysts upon the hearts that yeaterua ( were wen. ijjie now uas become Deauu ful. The soul soars upwards from the dust like a dove loosed from its cage. There is melody in every place; yea, there are angels in every path with crowns for those who are pressing on ward with song and prayer. " MARRIED YESTERDAY." It seems now a long distance to the grave a long road to the final rest. But soon the shadows will come and life loses its summer bloom. Then, as the palter of tiny feet is heard about the grandfather's knee, they who were "mar ried yesterday," mayhap will turn back 1 I , 1 1 " to the records of the past, wheeping si- lently the while, remembering that their summer is gone, their harvest ended, and that soon gathering up their sheaves, thev . r . - 7 must pass beyond the gates ot pearl, where will be but one marriage- -that of Kciu- the Lamb with his chosen people. ark Daily Mercury. Baby Wisdom. A little girl about five years old, one day heard a preacher of the Chadband order praying most lustily, gaid Wc have no use foYifc in after lifCj ' pvleSj "Borrow ono from the column of till the roof rang with the strength of his therefore it should not be practised." It ' ten3." "0, but I cannot now," he ro minnlinafion. Turnin.er to her mother and should be used as a means, not as an end. plies, "there aro none there." On exam- beckonin" the maternal ear down to speak rr 0 ing distance, she whispered, "Mother e f dont vou think that it he lived nearer y i to God he wouldn't have to talk so loud?' A Curious History. The following . . 13 said to have occurred in Livingston , . . , l .i i . , county entucKy :- A QW iauy too, an orphan boy to raise, quite small, and :wben he arrived at the age of eighteen :sbe married him, she then being in her -.fiftieth year. They lived many years to gether, happy as any couple. Ten years .ago they took an orphan girl to raise. This fall the old lady died, being ninety six years of age, and in seven weeks after the old man married the girl they had raised, he being sixty-eight years of age aDd she eighteen." Eow Sadly True! The Syracuse Standard says : "When a rakish youth goes astray, friends gath er around him iu order to restore hini to the path of virtue. Gentleness and kind ness are lavished upon him to win him fcack again to innocence and peace. No one would supect that he had ever sinned. But when a poor, confiding girl is be trayed, she receives the brand of society, and is henceforth driven fromthe ways' of virtue. Tho betrayer iff honored," re spected, esteemed; but the ruined, heart broken victim knows there is no peace ,for her this side of the grave, Society has no loving, helping hand for her, no smile of peace, no voice of forgiveness. These are earthly moralities unknown to heaven. There is a deep wrong in them, and, fear ful ire the consequences " Fi-om tlic Massachusetts Teacher' EASY METHODS OF DTSTKTTCTION. A Prize Essay. BY MISS BETSEY L. ADAMS, OF BROOKVILLE. Perhaps I may be allowed to avail my- self of the opportunity given by the As- sociation, to presonir some methods of tftnnliincr thp Virnnnlins iisnnllv unrsnorl in our common schools. These plans may not be new, but it is believed they will be found practical, as they are such as have ' commended themselves to the writer dur ing a somewhat extended course of teach ing, and with pupils whose ages have varied from three to twenty-one. No method will be proposed that does not ; aim at thoroughness; and as "there is no royal road to learning," every useful method, like every thing else that is val uable, will reauiro a certain amount of labor. .But it is believed, that to teach a thing thoroughly at first, will, in the end. nrovc the easiest wav. ' commence thought to be almost as absured as to at- o - must be learned before words are formed, The Htte 0QCj unless remarkaDiy tracta- ble, wearies of the ABC before the twenty-six arc learned Thoreforo as i i.i. soon as two letters nave Decome laminar, they maybe formed into a word, J J ' and this process continuca till the whole al ni,.,Vinf miorir must become familiar, if we would make good readers, ond there is scarcely any i dancer that thev will be practised too frequently. But the child must be taught one thin: at a time. If ho attempts to i .. f , i ,1 i , . lonrn rlin ,imn .inn fhi snnnn at mine, he will be in dancer of confounding them; and it is believed nothing is lost by leav- --Quld be tcdiou?, and perhaps unprofita ble. In this connection I would insist that j words should not be pronounced for ! scholars, Excpptions there may bo, but this should be the rule. The soholar should be led on by gradual steps, and re quired to spell out every word he cannot readily pronounce. This will teach him j to depend upon himself, and will apply to other branches. Even a scholar who is somewhat advanced, should be taught to consider it no disgrace, to pause, as ho meets an unfamiliar word, and apply all his knowledge of the laws of pronuncia tion to the stranger. This is the way to become read? readers. In regard to expression, much must be left unsaid. The natural utterance of intr rrrinf Srt in MlA pllllfl 15 TipIiottoiI in be a1afe 'example. Unnatural tones oan- not be correct, natural ones must be so. The necessity of cultivating the imagina- tion in connection with reading is now crmnnsr'rl in hp. pn jrenerallv understand V. , , n(, fn nWs tW.f and realized by all good teachers, that it is not necessary to dwell upon it. Spelling should be practised in connec tion with reading. Do vou ask whether ' o v if, should be norformed orallv or bv writ- ing! I answer, In both ways, though we think oral spelling should take the pre-, - j cedence with children. We know it is , - , My principal reason for preferring that ."""b r i - - hood, is, that it is much the most rapu i i - hood, is, that it is much the most rapid r T 1 1 Arn n-nc imaA ij X'Xuiijr ujuiu nuiuu vuu iwwuvu n the same time, than by stopping to way. Many more woras can De learnea , print mem an. xut wnuug me uiu& should b7 no means bo oaitteq, and with j ii ,1. . j t. , uuvaucca scuoiars, tuis raeiuou may ue ' pursued to the cxclus ion of the other. ( rf & j ' lGSSQn hve hG. nroA The , fblWinff has been tried with success. A nnwn nin:J nf wnr.ls snWfflrl fnr n les - o ... - .1 To commence w th Read n.". Some Dor auuing a 1 1 1 i 1 . at-nra nf nofinrr nrtn rtf 1nsin ficrt Some 01 . . .... : i T nL..L n uavo enacavoreu to suorren tne nrooess or i.u& . teaching children to read, bv beinnninz BlViUJS uuu ujhumb iu udmia, uudnw, S 01 with words instead of letters. This is Henry; how their eyes will brighten as sou, or series of lessons, for instance, the J It was formerly the opinion of Gcog naincs of familiar objects, articles of dress, , raghers, that the pupil should commence or furniture, names of persons, places, the study with his own location, and grad &c, the class occasionally dictating a les- ually enlarge the sphere of his observa son, being previously prepared, and each tion. But we believe the prevailing opin giving out a word. As the words are giv- '. ion at present is, that a general survey of en out, each one writes them upon the the whole earth should first bo taken, and blackboard or a slate. They arc then particulars learned afterwards. ,Ye leave spelled aloud, each word being pronoun- this question. Lot every ono bo fully ced correct or incorrect by the ono who persuaded in his own mind aa to the true gave it. Each member of the class is , method. A Globe should be used in giv provided with a slip of paper and pencil, , ing children their first lessons in Geog and whenever a word in his list is pro- , raphy. As they advance, Outline Maps nouncod to bo incorrect, he copies itupon are exceedingly important, almost indis his paper. At'the close of a week, these pensable. Take a class who have been papers aro pa sscd to the teacher, and the studying the historical part oT the Gcog wprds upon them aro given out as a les- raphy, and give them a Map lesson, al son. If any word is still misspelled, it is ( lowing them to study it from Outline Maps copied again, and will enter into the re- ' with pointers in their hands, and their view of the next week. In this way eve- recitation will evince the increased inter ry word must be learned. est of tho class, if it has not already Little children should not be confined shown itself in their manner of studying, to the columns of the spelling-book,- ; Tho names ot ah the towns in the State though far be it from us to call them niay soon be learned with the situation "nonsense columns." A single word may of most of them by allowing one to point be given them each day, aside from the them out while a class or the whole regular lesson, to be spelled on the sue- school recite them in concert. In the ab Ai 'a :r .uL .;.ni,T sence of Outline Maps, their want should selected, a lively interest will be excited. - , . lheso words the class may atterwards bo allowed to sive out from memory. Ono who has never tried this method, will be surprised to find how long a list of im- portant words may thus be learned by a young class, they meanwhile regarding it only as relaxation, or pastime. If you would teach Arithmetic with success, ovserve these directions. Give practical examples, rather than abstract numbers. Render no assistance till it is absolutely necessary. Explain no diffi culty till it has been met, and unsuc- eesBfully grappled with, by the learner Meetinsr in a store with a little girl who o w had just commenced Arithmetic, she pointed to some pencils, saying she bought one of them yesterday. "How much do they cost? she was asked. She hesitated a moment, then replied, "I gave him a ten cent piece, and he gave mo a three cent piece and one cent. This answer taught the neoossity of combining the pro cesses in proposing questions to children, and ot making them practical. If you BPeak t0 a llttl class of having so many red and 80 many yellow apples, when I tney leave their homo, of a kind neigh- 'i .i i? . i i. ,i..? certain numoer 10 tneir and and they follow you, and with what confidence will each apple exchanged for a certain num ber of pears or peaches. It is an excellent plan to give a sepa rate question to each member of a class before any are solved, requiring each to retain his question in the mind till the solution is called for. When all aro sup plied with questions, require each one to state his example and perform it. This method makes a recitation interesting, and tends to strengthen the memory and pro duce clearness of ideas. Allow children sometimes to propose questions to each other, and though, like one impulsive child, they may ask, "If a flock of geese were flying over, and a gun ner should shoot nine of them, how many would be left?" this will only lead them to notice the conditions of a question moro carefully. Never fail to cultivate mental activity, by proposing questions at tho close of tho recitation, and allowing tho one who first gives a correct answer, to go first from the class, as is now so generally practised. Bo sure to associate large numbers with small ones. If trained aricbt, a scholar may give tho product of six multiplied by thirty, as soon as six times three. Require correctness, as well as rapidity. Allow A long list of numbers may bo written by the teacher upon the board, added by him at tho time of writing them, and the answer retained. Scholars may then go in turn to the board, passing along as they add the numbers. If the board be of considerable length, it will afford amusement to see tho active ones passing" by their slower neighbors, and coming out first with their answers. These are carried to the teacher, who, after all have added, reads tho answers aloud, naming those who have the true answer. This method affords relaxation, and cultivates rapidity and correctness of calculation. A little lad is ciphering in Subtraction. Yesterday he found a difficulty in the lower number being larger than the one above it. Ho was shown how ho could take one of those tens, and change it to units, iust as a ten-dollar bill can bo chanced for ones. To-dav he comes a 0 gain to the teacher with the question, "How can I subtract these numbers!" Just glancing at the slate, the teacher re : ...' ., , motion, the uppor number is found to be i f Vi.. j xt i.i ri ( i ii , ing the ten thousand to thousands, one of At.- At. -i. t 1 1 , tue muusanus to nunureus, ana so on, thi t,rion!iT,.ia uu a uuuuiuudj mum. . must be fully cxplainod, and you may be . ouiu luuu m eye win nut up as tne sud ject unioids itself and subtraction, in any ; a . ,. ii i iuiuj, .a num mat time perieuwy uiuai m his mind. This difficulty might havo been , Mtioi tea by tho Snd csplained beforehand, but think you it would have . been as "mUly seized upon, and as long ' remembered ? 1 -.1 1 - 1 . bo supplied by having maps drawn upon t ll. V.1nlrlirtorf1 fltlil tonlrlnn fllfl (JnmO HSft the blackboard, and making the same use of them as of the others. Never allow a class to learn the direc tion of rivers, situation of important towns, &c, till they are familiar with the ise passed my lips, when a knock was The Snake-bit Irishman. . mountain ranges. Let them fix their at- heard at the door, and in came Susan A party of gentlemen having gone on tention upon these, and then determine Simpkins after my dirty clothes. ia deer hunt, were greatly annoyed by an what must, of necessity, be the course of, 'Mr.. Spicer,' says she, 'I washed for Irish Jeremy Didler, who quartered him the rivers; then an examination of the you six months, and I haven't seen the self upon their camp and bored them by facts will be full of interest. first red cent in the way of payment. his idle boasts and abuse of everything- Bo not oonfine a class in Geography Now I'd like to know what you are going American, and a particular horror of all for any length of time to the text-book,to ' to do about it?' j kinds of snakes, and one of the party dc- the exclusion of the map. Much time is! I felt in my pocket book. There was termiued to take advantage of his preju lost in this manner, and a distate for the nothing in it, and I knew it well enough, dice, with a view of getting rid of his study contracted. A careful reading of 'Miss Simpkins' said I, 'its no use de-' company. Accordingly, one night he was the surface, climate, soil and productions, except with small children, will general ly bo sufficient, if care is taken by tho teaoher to require them to compare states and countries, classing together such as are alike. I(or instance. Why allow scholars to spend portions of several sue- cessive days, in learning the soil, produc - tions, &c., of as many of the bouthern States bordering upon the Atlantic Ocean, when at a single recitation, and in con nection with a lesson upon tho map, they may be made familiar with all that sec tion of country! And it will not be dif ficult to determine which will be most easily remembered, associated or isolated facts. Aain, suppose tho subject of the lesson to Ic the islands off the cast coast of Asia. If you would make the lesson both interesting and profitable, speak to them of the importance of the empiro of I Japanat the present time, of the scenery 'as a vessel approaches the harbor, of; their habits of non-intercourse, of the personal appearanco of the people, draw- , ing vivid pictures to the imagination, of' tho painted faces, half-clad feet, enormous sleeves, girdles, fans, &c, and you will probably find, at the next recitation, that none of these facts havo been forgotten; perchance they may have added much to their store from other sources. In commencing tho study of Grammar; an interest is best maintained by requir ing copious written examples. These may; at nrst-, consisc oniy or mo parts 01 speech; but they will soon be taking their first lessons in Composition, though prob ably without boiug aware that they are pursuing a study that is so generally dis tasteful to the young. Do not enlighten them upon the subject at present. As they advance, repeat to them (it would lo3e half its interest if read, instead of repeated,) some interesting anecdote with a good moral, and require them to write it from recollection, and present it at the next recitation. As soon as they can parso a few words, give them a sentence or phrase upon the blackboard, to be parsed on the succeeding day. This meth od may be continued till they are able to parse from a text-book. If this course is pursued, wo are confident that there will be no lack of interest among boys or girls, and no need of resorting to various meth ods, such as choosing sides, to excite em ulation, as they will study from the love of it, which is far the better motive. A word upon Writing, and I have done. Some would not have children learn to write before they are ten or twelve years of age. Much is lost by this delay, and it is doubted whether anything is gained. We have seen children who commenced writing beforo they were eight years of age, and who, beforo they wero ten, could write a page of which a young lady of eighteen need not be ashamed. And has not such a child a decided advantage in learning spelling, composition, &c, over ono who never handles a pen till twelve years of age? Sometimes a child be comes so much interested in writing, as to be reluctant to leave it at the given time. If possible, takc advantage of such stim ulus, taking care that the energies be not too much exhausted. It will be found that more improvement may bo made in one hour at such times, than in many hours when the task is relunotantly per formed. If more has here been said of through ness and correctness, than of ease, in methods of instruction, is is because it is believed that no method will in the end prove easy, that does not combine these two essential requisites. Speech of Mr. Zachariah. Spicer On the following question. 'Which en joys the greatest amount of happiness, the bachelor or the maried man?' Mr. Presdent and Gentlemen I riso to advocate the cause of the married man. And why should I not ? I claim to know something about the Institution, I do not? Let him accompany me home. Let me confront him with my wife and seventeen children, and decide. High as the Rocky Mountains tower above tho Mississippi Valloy, does tho character of tho married man tower a bovo that of tho bachelor. What i'b a bachelor? What was Adam before begot acquainted with Eve ? hat but a poor shiftless, helpless, insignificant creature ! No more to bo compared with his after self, than a mill-daym to tho great roar ing cataract of Niagara. Applause. Gentlemen, there was a time, I blush to say it when I too was a bachelor ; and aud the doctor would depart, and "leave a more miserable crcatur you would hard- no sign" for pill or bolus. In this con lvexnecfc to find. Everv day I toiled riexion. wo can not forbear introducing hard and at night I came home to ray a single short anecdote which, wo believe, ored the truth, but wo believe it was con comfortless garret no carpet, no nothing, is correctly attributed to Dr. Chapman, eluded not to pcrsue them. The young T?JnvT,t;nrr ;n n flinftnr iitkI int.ho TTfi mnnioJ nlmsfv sommons folksficdto Muuch Chunk, where horses VJl J llltU YYUo I U l WULlWAj - ' - words of the poet. "Confusion was monarch of all he surveyed1" a nair of nanta there a dirty s-tLro-iilav-liill and hero M'mVlto Sh : at Viminltablo A V. . . f 14 HUH Uft l'tlt'l .v J pair ot boots a pile of d that I tookrefuffo at the caiuins-tablo i 1 -r n V 11 and bar room. I found it would nover do, gentlemen, and in a lucky moment, vowed to reform. Scarcely had tho prom- 'nying it. I haven't got the pewter' I wish for your sake I had.' There,' said sho promptly, 'I dont wash another rag for you.' 'Stop,' said I. Susan. I will do -what l can tor you. bilver and gold have 1 none ; but if my heart and hand will do .they are at your service. 'Are you in earnest V says she, look- fog a little suspicious. Jin his oh-no-we-never inention-'cm?, coil- 'Never more so,' sajs I. ing it up smoothly by his side, snake-like 'Then,' says sho, 'as there seems to be and true. no prospect of getting my pay any other I All things thus arranged, the conspi- way, I guess I'll take up with the offer.' 'ralors lay down again, and at the conclu We were married in a week ; and what's sion of one of the stag-horn snores, one more we haven't repented it. No more of tho gentlemen roarod out at the top of attics for me, gentlemen. I live in a good house, and have somebody to mend my 'clothes. "When I was a poor, miseablo bachelor, gentlemen, I used to be as thin as a weasel. Now I am as plump as a poker. In conclusion, gentleman, if you wan't to be a poor, ragged fellow, without a' coat to your back, or a shoe to your foot; if you want to grow old before your time and as uncomfortable, generally as a 'hedgehog rolled up the wrong way.' I advise you to remain a bachelor but if you want to live decently and respectably 1 (get married. I've got ten daughters, gentlemen overpowering applause, and you may have your pick. ; Mr. Spicer sat down amid lone contin- ued plaudits The generous proposal with i which he concluded gained him five sons- m-iaw n T- T'-T tail Och, Howly Yargin, stop him ! Och, Peculiarities of Japanese Beauties. !Howly Vj inj stop him t 0ch, St. Pat Beauty is rare in Simoda; and there rickj tare bim till jiblets ! A wha, a-wha, seems to be very fow of the higher class- ( ,es got me fast hould, och and he has ! es residing there. Some pretty girls Bv the jjowly Saint he's mendin his wero seen, but the married women in Ja- on me j Qch Jasus, gentlemen, pan disfigure themselves by blacking their takc hould oa bim ; catch him I Shoot teeth with the betel nut, and shaving him in the taii cnat mQ;nd !' their eyebrows. This is done that noj During this scene, one stood buging one may be tempted by their beauty af- a sapiiCg vvith both arms and legs, his ter marriage. An unnecessary precau-; iica(j thrown back, screaming with laugh tion; for, like all women who mature ear-; ter . another lay on the ground, rolling ly, they fail rapidly. The gross immor-;n fita of laughter: another. 'Fat Jim,' ality and disgusting immodesty among ! stoo(j wjth his legs about a yard apart, his the lower orders of tho people, exceeds bandg holding his lips shouting at inter everything of the kind to bo met with in ; vaj8 of fiyc seC0nds, 'snake ! snake ! and any other part of the world. The labor- j tbe ccfc0 seemed to mock him with the re ing classes are half or entirely naked alljturn 0f snake ! snake." as Paddy made the time "weather permitting,' of course. th(l crau Qf tilfi caraT). After circling a- Women may be seen bathing in the streets, in front of their own doors, in an entire state of nuidity ; and there are two bath-houses at Simoda where the sexes bathe indiscriminateiy disregarding en tirely all decency, and throwing tho fash ionable frequenters of Eockaway and Newport quite into the shade. The dress of the women of Japan is, by no means, to be commended cither for its elegance, gracefulness, or propriety. It consists, separately, of body and skirt, both of which are open. The former falls loose ly from the shoulders, at times partially exposing tho bust in front, or on the side. The latter is very narrow, and drawn tightly around the waist and hips, lcav-! ing an opening at the side, only about half doubling. This confinement of the hips, added to the sandals that are worn, renders the gait in walking extremely awkward. The hair, however, is arrang ed in the most artistic style, which, if it could bo once seen by a Parisian coif feur, would doubtlessly supersede the Chinots I?njcratricct or any other most iu vogue. In their houses, gardens, streets, and persons, the Japanese aro cleanly. Concubinage is common in Japan. Besides a wife who is alwa3s the mis tress of the family every man who can afford it seems to have from ono to five or six concubines, depending upon his mean3 or inclination who are bought from their parents while young. These creatures do not, of course, cither black their teeth or shave their eje-brows, and arc often quite comely. They are made to perform tho duties of maid-servants, and aro frequently, through jealously, very cruelly treated. At Simoda, this class appeared to admire the foreigners very much, and were in consequence, of ten ordered out of their sight. Anecdote of Dr. Chapman. As a practitioner, the late Dr. Chsp- man, ot rmiaaeipuia, was aisunguwmuu as much for the charm of his manner in lm cJnL- flmmhrir in for skill and succeas lit" fcjin prescribing. His lively conversation .ing somewhat cooled down, and the vig il and ever ready joke were often moro cf-!ilCnce of the parents having abated, thu fective than anodine or-cordial. Indeed, 1 in cases of trifling importance, the doctor. anmanmnc Tirnfri mfmi i ii mi iini i 11 7i. i liiii l T.. l ant chit-chat, both patient and physician seemed to forget tho object of tho visit, jxu J UllJ i vuiy i J ' frnm .1 ladv to attend at her house. On his arrival, ho learned that ncr daughter J . . a liac accidentally swallowed n shilling nieco.and the mother was all auxicty and trepidation in view of tho con.equonjea "Was it a good shilling !"eoolly asked lad accidentally swallowed a shilling "Was it a goou sin mug 1 ooui.y -u Annlnr VP?" 'Well. thCH. 1 CUCSS It the doctor, ies. ten, ncu,! -:il II . rnn wu jm hf hf'WCU ailU retired. 'sound a snoring,' perhaps dreaming of ! snakes, the mischievious gentleman got his hunting knife, and going to where the offal of a large deer had been thrown, cut off about seven feet of the intestines, and securing the ends with twine to re tain tho contents, tied one end of them fast and tight to a corner of Paddy's linen, that had wandered through a rent his voice : 'Hu-wee ! hu-wee ! a big black snake eleven feet long, has crawled up my trousen, and is tying himself in a double-bow knot around my body!' At the first shout he gave the Irishman a furious dig in the side with his ejbsw, and kept up a running accompaniment in his shins with bis heels 1 Of course the noise and hurting awoke him quick and wide; in the first movement be laid his hand on the nice coil at his side, and bo hi3sed out " Jasus I" Makinjz one bound, that carried him some ten feet clear of the camp, and with a force that straightened out the coil, and it, crackled like a whip. Casting one wild, blarinc look behind, he tore off with the rapidity of lightning around the camp in a circle of forty feet across, and at every bound, yelling: Saze him ! aaze by the bout tlljrty tjmeg tiJC poor feuow flevv off at a tangent into the dark woods, and the mingled sounds of 'snake ! murder ! howly vargin ! fire I help 1 &c, died away in the distance, and the hunters were alone. 'Umph,' said one, 'I thought that snake would stop his snoring in this camp at any rate.' The next evening Paddy was seen go ing at a mighty rate through Knoxviile, with a bundle on his arm, and a shillaly in the other hand, poking out his bend in a half defensive, half exploring attitude, lie was hailed with, 'which way Paddy?' 'Strate to ould Ireland, by Jasus ! where there aro no snakes !' growled out Paddy with out stopping an snstant. Romance. During last week a secret marriage took place in Tamaqua, followed by a family breeze of considerable force. Tho facts, as we learn, are these : A gentle man from the city, reputed wealthy, was boarding at a publio house in that bor ough. With him was his family, one member of which was a daughter some fifteen years of age, and spoken of ns very handsome. A young engiheor boarding at the same house, became attached to tho young lady, and was rewarded by a re turn of love; but conscious that a union would not bo sanctioned by the parents of tho lady, they were secretly married. After the ceremony the lady returned to tho hotel, but the affair leaked out, ami tho enraged father with harshness de manded the truth of his daughter. She, frightened at the storm gathering, denied the marriage. The father, but half as sured, or else fearing it would be con summated, if not done already, kept a close watch on the movements of the par tics. On Friday last, the excitement hav- young lady in following them to dinner, , ., , n (loo ami without aiiuiiuu uiivusu j bonnet, shawl or cloak sprang into a car riage with her husband, and in an instant was off like the wind. The parents mis sing her searched the house in vain. Af ter considerable lose of time they diacov- and carriage were iu waiting tor ' tl ium: . 1 .1 1 , . 1 A 3 . lrom there tiiey uent tneir course lowurus J'Jaston to take the cars eastward. e Eastern to take the cars 01 ui.dorBtand that a young sent ahead from Tama,,, team at Maueh Clmnk, ro mau who was qua to secure a w . u.u m. 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