4 Semite;) to politics, literature, agriculture, Science,. iMomlitij, anh cncval Intclligc ence. VOL. 14 STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA. AUGUST 10, IS54. NO. 39. Published by Theodore Schcch. TERMS Tivo dollars per annum in advance Tuo i dollars and a quarter, half ycarlv md if not paid be- ' lore the end of the year. Two dolla-s and a half. No papers discontinued until all arrearages nre paid, except at the option of the Editor. ID Advertisements not exceedins one square (Jon lines) will be inserted three weeks tor one dollar, and twenty-five cents for every subsequent incr!ion. The 1 charge for one and three insertion the same. A liber- : al discount made to yearlv ndvrrti rs. ' 1E7 All letters addressed to the HftiUr must be post- ; paid. ! JOB P II 3 H' T 2 G. i cognomen is the Angel Gabriel, is Mc llavins .general asoitmcnt of lar?e. epunt. plain Swish, though ho is sometimes called Orr, and ornamental Tvpe.xve are prepared i tocKccuteeverydcsciipHoHof 0r Ilorr, in the public papers. . His fath- Cards, Circul rs. Hill Head. Note. Blank Receipt Justices. Legal and other Dlnks. Pamphlet. Ac. pnnica wiin neatness anu uespau-u. o:i reasonable terms, AT THE OFFICE OF THE .TEFJ?FSSe:VSAI, While 'tis Day-timo let us Work. Ercry mortal has his mission. In this world of active strife, Whether in a high position, Or a lowly walk of life. He it is, who now fulfilling Every duly day by day. Shows the mind and spirit willing To perform its upward way. Life's a bark upon the ocean, Tossed and rocked hy every gale;" Nor scuds on with speedy motion, Nor with rent and tattered sail. Life's a bright and sunny morning. With some light refreshing showers, Followed by a dark cloudy warning Of the Etorm that o'er us lowers, Life's the chord of silver, bindiii" Man in contact with his kind, Death is but that bond unwinding1, Setting free the earth bound mind. Life's the pitcher of the fountain, Whence immortal rills descend; 'Tis the fragile wheel sermounting Cistern where pure waters blend. Life's the day for deed and action, Death's the rest, the time is night; He who works with satisfaction, Works while vet the hour is light . Forward then, the day is waning, Westward sinks the setting sun; Onward ! on! without complaining Work while yet it may be done. Patent leather jBoots While standing in the oince of one of our first class hotel, the other day, we! fact3 probably, not far from cor-, i noticed a gentleman who came in withrect ; his baggage, enter his name on the book,; and secure rooms. As soon as he had 1 written his name, the clerk looked atittW0j nnai finding that .Fay of life rather is dad in the ould counthry, or the chil ith astonishment. He called all the harjj converts few and his family in- drc sick, or maybe some of 'em was other clerks to look, and then he called jcreasing, be came to the conclusion that losfc in tho say-' one of the proprietor?, who, on seeing it ;he odd change, not only bis pasture, ! lJic hcene Kairina was losfc in tho appeared amazed. kBt his oceapation and his name. Ho Zuyder Zee, and dat ish vat I cries for,' We thought from the loss that was be- was not a (v.lt Limself, but an English-" jePI,ed tlic mourner, unauio to sa more Qf tQo dctention Witi10ut 0Dserv Xnrr tnirln nrnr ihn nn nin tnf (Tin mnn 1 a- -T Tn f.llfi noiffhanOV of his fTl'icf. I ,.,.:1.. 1.:.. must be some celebrated person. TheL,;,i ui, w J fP11.i, t a ' 'Was she a good ship?' inquired a sail- SOn entered alone in tho morning .trnnlr hp tbnf. if. rrtwrbf K Pr,'nnAli i i i:r. t. i..i i .., . . -n t i i iiuw. i, -L-,"ft'"-wv" " vuiv.Ui.., but, as his features were truly American, we concluded it must be some great man,triaas at Newcastle; and having taken whom we did not know, belonging io our the name Qf Wwrcins. assumed tho no?fc : own coontry Urns ooaicn.pMng 4Un mnn nmi luc nncifinn iltn linirl rtlorl-I tut iii-w u.i i-'"""! " w'vi leaned forward, and called " Mr. T. Johnson, one moment, if you P casc Tbe-gentleman stepped up ioJhe desk. ' "Will you," continued the clerk, 'please ; explain one thing? lebwo alltncdto decipher it, but cannot make it out." 'What is it? asked the gentleman, with quite a smile playing on bis face.". "Why, sir, at the end of your name on - I I. 1 t T it 1 u "'7 ""'T lv i0' meaning of them, havinjr never before niet them in that position." "P. L. B." said the gentleman, "sim ply Patent Leather Boots. The last time , j . i-ii , i . iii i Lp to this time the budding angel bad i charged in ray bill, at leaving, two dollars i 1 -T for blacking boots, and as I bad no time been a very jolly fellow, and was much to dispute at leaving, I concluded this liked by his acquaintances; but he enter time to make you understand-that I wore ed with such seriousness upon his new such boots as needed no blacking. Too Old. The Sunday Atlas, in a Gt of revolutionary enthusiasm says--';IIur-rah for the girls of 5?G !" -'Tunder," cried a New Jersey Whig, that's too darned .old. No No "Hurrah for tb.c girls of IT." The New Jersey A lug got all to shout with bm,, we are told, and the old woman about his cars. To the Point. Tf von w-mt to serve -humanity effectively, don't commence by ter tankard which had been employed iu sending tracts that arc never read, and the church sacraments, shifts that are never worn, to Africa , je maJe yay for the nearest ser 'but help the needy around you. If there , . , Brhtol whcrc hc ship. are any single ladies about, get them 1 ' , , , e husbands; if honest poor persons, give P as cook on board a vessel bound tor ibem something to make glad their hearts; Jamaica and, on his arrival in that is jf widows, console them; if pretty girls, and, ho again assumed the functions of please them; if pagans, preach tbe true a preaoiier. but fludilJ(r that the baptist f?ospel to them stir them up, turn, twist, . in i. ?u ., . ii, tw-i ' ' persuasion was more popular than the fry, boil, sew or cook thorn into some- 1 , . . , , 1 thin? of a aood and christianizing ua- Methodist, be joined that sect. Jure. "!A.fter that, look out for the heath- on and other folks m "loreign parts." Biograbhy of rho " Angel Gabrell." Thp New York Sunday Courier gives the following as a true history of the fa mous street preacher, generally known as the Angel Gabriel. The true name of the celebrated man, whose singularities have gained for him so great a reputation, and whose popular er belonged to tho elan Gordon; and was, HI early JUe, .1 llOUSC Servant in tho CB1- i ploy of the Marquis of Iluntlly.' He mar- 'ried a female domestic iu the same es tablishment, by the name of Saunders, ,'and emigrated with his young wife to the itie of Skyo, in which place the Angel, 'as be i3 now called, wr.3 bom, on the 3d September, 1S09, which makes him 45 , years of age. He was christened b; his .mother's name of Saunders, and was al- j j ways called Sandy McSwish, while here- . iniTfiri th not i rr i r v '"""iv,u 1,13 i-wiii. The present writer, who knew him well, and attended the same parish school ( jwith bim.kept by the minister of the ' place, the Rev. Archibald Cameron, has often been on a bird's nesting expedition with him, and once rescued him from; I drowning, when he fell from a high cliff1 ;into a little black pool called the Devil's j Loch. Sandv was a very dull bov. and ; was often flowed for not knowing his . 1 lesson and the Rev Mr Cine-on if he wesson, and the iie. iUr. bamcxon, it he . - 1 -d: , : row under the name of the Aii2el Gabriel. Sandy was bound an apprentice to a 'weaver at the age of 3 2, but his mother i having become a widow, and married an itinerant Babtist preacher named Orr, hc soon left the Lie of Skye with her s hni.band. tukin Ssdv with her. who.for jeonvenience sake, or to disuse his Cel- ! tie origin astamed the name of his step- tic origin, assuuicu me name oi n is step father. What became of him after leav ,ing hid native place, until he turned up ; jn this conntry as an evangelist is known L ... . t , i ... i to me present wriier oniy-ai sccoua nana, ;and mvky not be ftrictly authentic, though jn orr j,uc itineranfc preacher went Ufa niwnit in Tho Highlands for a vnnr nr ' ' jinemucr oi an equestrian company. ii Lii cvcat he ioined a troone of eaaes- ; of ril,g.ffiaster. i, ?onog steps0D San. I t n t c t t ..II .1 l tc - . ay jjiccwisn, wno Biui caiieu uimseii urr, became a member of fbn nnmnnnv. nnd ! soon attracted attention by bis feats in ground and lofty tumbling. Having , . . tf ' hc avc , . . , . . , comn. ! ' " J "n 01 acrotat!lj Wlt!l waoui vlillca . some of the principal towns in England, j land at last at Liverpool, when he fell in :lovc w;tb tbe daughter of the proprietor j i i i 1 of a "wine and spirit vault," near tlc ! 5n lhe vllgg0 0f Llangffd. vocation, that he rather alarmed his sim ple Welch hearers, whom he used to a rouso from their apathy by blowing a tremendous tin horn from the pulpit. Growing tired of his rural position, and having brought on a fit of dyspepsia by of Welch rabbits, he ' icatinff too heartiJ di ed one ni.rb(i leaving a few debts i of his affcct affections, a- ; ing his parishioners, and taken with : hi"1 "h' waJ of rememberaiice, the pew- 41 I - M 7 ' J . How long hc rcmajinod in Jamaica is not known, but prphwlH t long, for ho ; were alive now, would hold up his hands j 01 lue Jwcna fining,' ami uio siguc oi lin utter amazement to know that his un- ' ears flowinfi in Wall-street, being so un promising pnpil had became a famous usuai a circumstance, soon attracted a 'street preacher in the great city of New ' SrouP of PeoPic. -urious to know what : York and was kickins up a tremendous calamity had befallen the poor mourner. i - . i i r..;,.'c twi. vu nunaA wWl, imr -,-n,? , wrung tho water irom ms nnnuhercmui, ( Grfid. With accelerated step j 1 iiiuu a -Ls ubJ.i wavwvm ii ibii w i .. v. w t V . . .... ' i i nn(-l.tinf lc( hfitl I 1 . r. vwni rrnr'i fivomio in 1 AS illAlllU ill 11 Ul. nutlli 11U Ublilimu i. i - In 1 -1 1 il . ... ' . .. . 4i. on ;,.i. rt"wrrn iw,,) ' to uu( i possible the aperture a local preacher of the Methodist pcrsua-"" y I , ,nA cco,i f' , f,0 fnilrrllf n llnnninr. irnlmnt i r. 1 1, 1 uuuwu" ouuuui in iuiiu ui McGrawsvillc, a few years ago. after which he became a convert to Mormon iisnv lif wlinn Tnr. Qmi, ,t Tiling;,, i ,m but v, hen Joe Smith went to Illinois, , he turned h,s face towards the Atlantic . bfcntes, and, after having been by turns; cheek taker at a circus, an assistant in a menagerie, a temperance lecturer, a tin r nri Inn I-lIi.-r i " , V r . , P J - lib IUU11U lliillll 111 ilU! lone with just money enough m his pocket to purchase a brass truirpct, and with tins tor his stocl: in trade, ho com ....... , ..y wvu. menced tho Aajrel p . . aaonel line 01 bust- ness, which has proved so highly profita- blc and made his name so famous. His career in this citv is too well known to require any comments: but his 1 J . ' luture career may he as varied and re- markable as the pat. Wo have iiacl j many a conversation with him about old times, when we were boys together, and l,c often reverts with gratitude to the day ii . t- t t wncn ute writer ot these lines saveu mm fr0m an early death. The Anrrel isa g00d fellow naturally, and though rather eccentric, means well, lie is not the on- ly mau who has made his way in the world by blowing his own trumpet. - Dreadful Calamity. A plethoric, round -yisaged individual was yesterday seated on the steps of the - Uustom House, bathed in tears, and sob- I biuS violently, having iu his band "a copy ! a j o i j, ot the Abend .ciuin"- and the sicht ot Is your father dead?' asked one. j '.o, oh, no; mine iader is not aeact; worse dan dat.' 'Is your wife dead?' queried another. 'No, my wife is not dead, too ; she shoost sits and schmokes a pipo all day tDS' fjIas ?our wifo BloPCil with so,nc other ! asked a news-boy, with dilapida- . ! tea corauroys ana a oaa.y-irept pair or er 'You tink I'd cry for dat!' was the in- rlinanh nioinfler. 'No. inteed: no such i -e , lin. 7 'Howld aisy,' suggested an apple-wo- , man, with a sympathetic countenance, j trugl1 which the perspiration exuded profusely 'howl d aisy; may be his wite or. who had elbowed his way among the Yaw 5t 1,olds threc hndred passen gcrs-' tAnd a11 gono to wj's Locker? ia" "i8.' nnfl fnft f.Pai'3 HOWGfl alreStl. ' "at 15 tne waiter, my irieimi uskuu a good looking broker, with a splendid pair of jetty -whiskers; 'what arc you fret--; ting about?' Dic Scho3ne Katrina was sinked, (sob) lost in tho Zujdcr Zee, met ' (sob.) J ' , Anything of yours on boaid rolling of mine. 'WcIIj what's the matter, then? ... ,1 'i tells 3'ou what,' was the reply, as ne A "Greene" Pun. Tho Boston Post is guilty of tho following atrocity : Some ' negroes escaped from jail at Mariposa by boring holes with an augur. Other priaon ! crs were placed in the same room before : it was properly repaired, and theylikc- i wise escaped by the nigger augur route. ; r Religious Worship in China. Thc service in the Chine'se temples consists of a low, monotonous and rapid chant, thc priests kneeling, one behind the other, one of the front priests keep ing lime by striking a tom-tom to every .syllable, varied by another priest, every t now and then striking a silver gong. At intervals, a young priest, whoc position was always alone, stalked up to the altar, bowed, and went back again. The priest's ,1 l. : . nf i-nHnii' nr.A lirnivtl sill." . n- tt- 4 i...i .i c r.an lUiI. ItlS HtftU illli.l liiw io wivoii mi i ..1 .1 u shaved. uey are a uespiaeu umss, uu- ing generally foundlings. Any parent fnns dftrniP- 113 son sick V. and not JlKOiy - . i l i l t l w . ) I 1 t . .' . 1 l.t.-,. ,lniiMii'A dedicated. Up to the age of .twenty-one IU hi i v-v I j " " ' i a man may enter the priesthood, ilbood, and ho can never le&vo it. 1 .. . iv t ti i . r i TT "XT' T.. . f rt. .M I n liivii uv miv. iivin i,iiu P A TTn i.. T) ,1 ii, T IT i1. TIT - xiaii-iiiuuut.il xiau-ipc; lium. ui'j iiuiii- moui L-avo. Among the many natural curiosities of t 1- r ...wo UUb huh.ii t - tract morc attcntion and call togcthcr a greater number of visitors than the Mam- moth Cave, m the State of Kentucky. Its attractions continue to increase by new auu nueresunfr uiscovertes as to its inter - nal structure, its extent, and the materials 7 ! omPh,nS It3 exigence and general 1U1 lllilllUil iliU U1CIJ mentioned by a number of, ( authors, whose account?, though interest - ' !nS' arc uofc suiScicntly descriptive to em- 1 tlmfl" nil f.llflt fTiMl.f fll inctflinfipn oll H brace all tuat might be instructive and in- nrnetin I r. l..i:. !!. 1 : l 1 1 iv.vouug in luiauuu iu iij iiiiu iivaii nam- jy be supposed, while there arc additional , and new developments constantly taking place, that former accounts arc ample in 1 (lefuiL According to recent discoveries ' Jore ajn ifc ut thirty apailmeuts. - , fcomc ot them are of great extent and are : appropriately named. The one which is j called the Haunted Chamber is two miles ; 111 icngtu, supported hy pillars ot rocic ,no 100,m is : VV110"5 j-.... ty..., is a dintng-talle, working- J 1 The largest" apartment yet discovered embraces an area of eiirht acres, overhuntr ! by a vast arch, some portions of which are one hundred feet high, without a single pilhr or column to support it. There are, also, iu this cavern, streams of water, i sonto of which are i large, and in which are t eyes, having no use for found fish without cy theci in the assence ol ail light. Its en j trance is horizontal and large enough for teams to pass for several miles. As near I T tl . T '11 as i can recollect l win now, in sunstance, f.tnt ca ieW particulars as given me by the , f dc-crintive of this wonder i I . J , c -A i ., ui uaiuru, wiioi-u rciscuu iruin its ueep auu giocmy caverns I regard as nearly mira culous. In the spring of 1S4S, in com pany with my daughter, I left the South to piss a few months with my family in i tlii n1nro nn.'l lin n-lin linfl boon mr trnv. elHlg coinpanion years remaincd to Spen! the summer on a tour of observa- j tion and pleasure." and visited, with other places, this celebrated cave. Tliosc who enter this subterranean won der in general do so in groups: some, how ever, rihk it alone, not having a guide. This is venturing too much; -it is indn- cJcct t is as Pumptuous as it is bold; r numerous winuings, angles, ana avenues can hardly be remembered with sufficient dUlinctnesa to reLracsone'astops ! and secure a safe egress, as has been ful- ly demonstrated in cases of dread fatali- ty. Those who enter this dark and dred- ! ful placo provided themselves with food intcnded subterranean sojourn, so that incase thev become bewildered and liirkt sufficient to last during the time and lost, protracting the time, their doom hunger; and what is still worse, the fore bodings of approaching and speedy dis solution stare them in the face. On entcrting alone, when one is daring enough to do so, the hazard is still great er not to leave eidence of his ingress, so that search could be made in case ' 1 1 III lamp and lunch in hand, and commenced , 1 , . J, i , . ii , properly speaktri2, ior the night, as there - i 1 tj , -'T i - 0w1 , is no day there. In advancing he passed J , . i f i i i ' i ,i ibis tramp for the day, or, perhaps more T U1UUV .lllJUUr-, UI l.ll.il UI llllll.il - .IUV.V." J , fc ' j i . i r 1. luui J. 1 ' i. vw . ww" - - - ; J'aW ' Tho ict ion, or from seine cause one corner 1 ' i , necessary mark to guide his otsteps. btiu onward was was passcu witnouc leaving the rcturnin his course, observing with great intensity iu couie, outlying u fiiu-t he various and interesting objects which resented themselves lo his view. ie aumonihiieu uy ins tuaii . , , J. ,. , M j the time to retrace his btrps had arrived, , ... 1 , he commenced his return, and on arnv - i a ii i i ,,i iri. n in .if hn nifrlo whom in i:Hl olr. no .... , 'iii i ii. il.i. tho antrlc where he had leit no mark unfortunately, though supposing thc course taken wtts right, he took tho wrong direction, and soon became bewil- j and deep avenue : thro uah glorious light of tho clay to the pitchy darkness ol a rayless cavern. As is generally thc case with a lost and bewildered person, ; his course was diametrically opposite to i the right one, leading further and still I further astray. From the time of first ! inissin" the riflrht wav no obiect was suffi- ! oimifli' iiifovoslinir tn oncr.inrn i ittlonlinn W1"'"J " a 1 until he came upon a half consumed, as he supposed, human skeleton This gave inten.-ity to thought, and new vigour to his already impaired powers of locomo tion. After passing over a considerable dis tanco, other bones, supposed to be human 1 .1 4 1'. . it lay in his pathway. iter passing inese he came upon the bank of a river at a j 1 fa)L As his taper would not i nrord Kuffieiencv of liht to see the . . s d.pth of the chasm below, he could judge ! ------ J :is to its depth only from the noise ot tho falling waters, which indicated an im mense fall. This s river, which waa oi cou- , i f ! BwloVIlllIn 7.0. WHS !1 liarrici' SllfiiciOllt tO i,;0 r...,.rtco ;. inf. ilivof.f inn' if. , ant. ui.-: jnugivj- t.v .... i " ..i . i t.:... dint nmn-an t us ai.u, iu nun, miutn nuwu ni. v. u i c was not tho right one tor hnding the way : i ii' i . I ... ... -1 1 1 ... . out. w uatuvcr oi uuuiuai, mis nver I kliin..itw f ill! TTCC llfkl Am 11 ITt lltlT - i - . . 3 . - , j Qht ehnrm to hx his attention and detain him long: tor his lamp contmnsd but lit- ml' n.1 !,,. nrnsnfM of n,ain seeiiiP 1 I J T 1 , . i i ir 1 uaviicui was ranter gloomy, iiope. anu ! - - j not despondency, setmed for a while to predominate, and suested the posnbil- r ..l ir.. i i- ' mm , iLj ui uiumaic acuverance. xnus prompt - od lo continued exrtio anotheir dirJc. tion was taken and pursued, until ex- halted nature sunk and sought repose upon a projecting rock by tho way-side,' ' wlicn deen melanc hn v (Ionrrsv.f f?o ' epirits, annihilated hone and for a mo- ment, despair, with all its horrors, settled down upon the mind, unrrhninofl nrorr , power ol tJo soul, and death, inevitable death by starvation, seemed his sure and , certain doom nnpfmn rUnm TIM -I ,1 . , . . mm ir.us musing -m lieep (iosponUun. cv. watchinc the faint climmeriin's of the ' almost extinguished lamp, the souud of distant music fell upon the car; but, fan - eying it to be an illusion, hope still slum - ; bered in the bosom, and do,pair relin- . quishcd not its mighty grap. Another ; moment and the sound of music was so distinct as that the supposed illusion van- , ishcci, and at the close ot the tunc, the - ui.- ..vinki mull. v-iv. ..mi.- j ened by a spasmodic and almost involun- i tary call which, notwithstanding his ex- trenie physical debility from excessive ! anxiety and fatigue, made the cavern r'"J?t an brought a ready response, and j which, being succeeded by alternate calls I and responses, brought together the lost j and the finders, the latter of whom, it ap - j peared, were a company of musicians ser - cnading. The effect of the meeting upon the partie?, especially upon the bewilder - ed and despairing young man, can be 1 boat ready and manned, in case of acci better imagined than described, and dent. Accordingly, next morning, tho should be a lesson to cheek the presump- five lovers being on deck, and looking tion of all who are acquainted with the , very devotedly at the young lady sho fact. Susquehanna Journal. 'plunged into the sea head foremost. ! Four of the lovers immediately jumped Look at the Bright Side. ! in after her. When the young lady and Away with long faces ! What is the ' her four lovcrs Sot out aSain she saJ3 & use of looking as if you had a season tick-1 tho captain, 'what am I to do now they . ,--, . . , , are so wet: bays the captain 'take tho et to a funeral ? Can t you find any bet- dry one And the y0UQg ady did &ud ter name for this world than "a vale of; married him. tears," and "a scene of tribulation?" Ifj vnii rnn'f. it will tin vnn nn rrnnil in ron.-ll , .. r. i i .4r . , J "An ounce of prevention," everybody a letter which a friend has just furnished Js worth ju. sixteen us. It is from a wife in Massachusetts to( cure(avoirdupois.) Now a little extra her husband in California. She always care about one's diet, exercise aud clean looks at the bright side. She doesn't in-! Hne3 "Put 1,1,11 through" the hot tend going through tho world with an air! watbr Iear .f thc D?t0"' nine tlT3 as if Jlunied drums were bentinn-. Funeral marches to the grave.' IlerC ISilio lottar "31 1 Dear. Husband : As it is some'merse your wrists iu the water before time since you lelt us tor Lalttornia, I suppose you would be glad to hear how wc are getting along in your absence. I; Acid liquids, like lemonades, are not am happy to say that tee arc all enjoying healthy. Soda water supplied from iron very good health on the whole. Just at; fountains, with gutta percha inside cov prcsent two of thc boys have cot thc 3tnall crinss, is a very aood drink. Better let j pox, Amanda Jane has got the typhus fe- J alone sarsaparilla and root beer com ver, Betsey is down with thc mcaale3, pound?. Colk water, with raolasc3 and Samuel got hooked by a cow the other1, ginger make an excellent drink. Per day, and little Peter has just chopped off sons of sedentary habits, and who have j seven of his fingers with the hatchet. It's but little exercise, may as well wait until 1 a mercy he didn't chop them all oJJ. With the weather isa little cooler before in ' these trilling exceptions, we are all weir dulging much in beef eating. The ab j and getting along nicely. You needn't stinence will not injure either their health j be at all anxious about us. 'or their pockets. Partake of nothing j "I almost forgot to say that Sarah Ma - ... i , -i ., . ii tnua eiopeu last wceic with a tin peuiar. Poor girl, she's been waiting for the last ! ten years for a chance, and I'm glad she j J . . , ' 0. . e .. , i got married at last. She ncedn t have . . , . r T, I taken the trouble to elope though, for I m T . 1 J lit 1 ; sure I was "lad enouali to have her go. She was a great eater, aud I find the baked beans don't go otf near so fast now as they did. Thc way that girl would ! dip into pork and beans was a caution to ; i f fo , OT tQok k jnto 1;cr hcad JC3ter - , h.oh wm ve fortun. J - t barn J ht fi , ' . , L n , f wnn . wisii lllilb uiiu ua tuii.-uinwu. j it..o in Tt . .t i i i v i hopes that the house would go too, lo a . . . , . it s very inconvenient, but the wmtl wa ! J . . , , thc wrong way, so it dida t receive muc , o much n'jmT- . , I "Bimelecb," said Mr. Slow, solemnly "Some boys broke into the orchard ' cscnd; hijJ arm Hke a putnp handle, the other day and striped ajl thc fruit . you are now od enough to understand trees. I am very glad of it, for if they tbe words of wisdom being eleven and hadnt't I presume the children would a half Jn other wordSj baif 1nst eleven; have made themselves sick by eating too and iVish to advise you never to inter much fruit. , fere with nobody, nor to interfere with - '-Hoping that you may enjoy yourself nothing that don't belong io you. Shot in California, as well as we do at home) I yourseff up, like a gold eagle in your remain your allectionate wife." 'pocket-book, and don't get spent in too Maria Ann Smith. ,mieh concern for others. If people is a-. , jncijncd to go to ruin, let 'em go if they're Horse-Radish , ! a niind to what business is it of your'nl Don't cat horse-radish to freely. It is jf neighbors quarrel, what business is it ' -norli:iri! ll :i7.:irii OU3 td S3V any tllin" a- r " - ffainst a condiment so universally Used.e"o"u )ou u"1 " w , ,. , , ii . i . i r and relished as that, but a word of can-, tiou is needed. LIorsc-radih is highly stimulating and exploring to the stomach, and this effect is almost always followed. j,v lassitude aud weakness. We have cases where persons have ig- I1U1II,1U u;uu iyjKJ" nu "uij 1 . ... I . . .1.1A 1 I l . .1 ..11 ceiv iu uu auiu iu iuuui ut uu. Where it is needed as a medicine, ii ... e i i- i small quantity of horse-radish is doubt- -1 , J . less beneficial. Lut we aro quite sure, from considerable observation ot its ei w . . . fpftfs unnii nnrsp.lvns and others; that any "X . '. c.A ..inro nf person using ?puuiuuiyi v. .. . . meaj ;vjh su.yer in consequence, a tho' in uuiioiu , the cause of his suffering may not be per i '' - , i i - j i ? tect tor twe nr.i u, . . huuS it nm. . Mu-tard m equally ol.jectionablo. c t .... ,, U1 "l rs out io Suckerdom, who fnnnd nriiiinif , o - "at-ource laws a clause to tho effect that "each Post-mnter may be allowed two mills for delivering from hs offico o a subscriber each n , , , . t ncsPaPcr ....... -" u-m3 to the Department for delivering the - only paper that was sent to his offiee.and tnlrl i nrticle tl 'If II If rr, 7uJ a"S a CUp ' I " ' j a. Short Sfory. nt nl'nnc folia flin fV17-.rT . American sea captain, ; In hs last voyage home, the Captain l,ad on board a young lad j of remarkable personal attractions-a phrase I use as beini: one entirely new, and one you nev- cr niect with with in the newspapers. This youn lady was beloved intensely by Gve young gentlemen, passengers, and hj mm j,iie waa in love witu tuem an vc- ry ardently, but without any particular preference. !Not knowing how to make up hcr determination in this dilemma, she consulted mv friend.- The caDtain being a man of original turn of mind says to the young lady, "jump overboard and marry "the man who jumps after you." . The young lady, struck with the idea, , and being naturally fond of ba pecially in warm weather, as it Vin f liin rr es- was then. ' took the advice of the captain, who had & Eow to Live in Hot Weather. j out oi ten, quite as saieiy as any oiner season. Apropos, we quote the following seasonable rulea from the Pottstown Led- gcr Xfvu tariuu too uiuvti itcu oait'i. xiu- t rmkinir. Lat huhtly. Iet alone sum- ulating beverage? or drink moderately. 1 1 but fresh vegetables those that have be- .... t ii come wiiteu, are aooui as Dau as potion. The' produce cholera and death. Good fresh milk is n he t . t . , unripe potatoes si: 1 . treme moderation. milk is n healthful luxury, iscw. hould be eaten with ex- Tomatoes are excel lent. Berries are good. Eat of whole- some food temperately, whatever thc ap- ' petite craves. But don't eat too much. Don't drink too much; bathe often, and keep clean; indulge in no violent exerciso . pVo3crve a cier conscience, "avoid of- 1 fence to God and man," and you need havo little fear 0f cbolera, nor fret over y . heat of ummcr Mr. Slow on Sympathy. The Boston Post reproduces thc lowing moral reflections of Mr. Slow : Ot your ni Let cm fhiht it out. hy I ' l l i.,l trying to save ineirsi u ncu yuu nuuc, alfcrbrlook to your side ofthe bargain; Qnd cavc tjje one you are trading with to look arter his. If he gets bit 'taint your fault. Take keer of number one, 13 scnpter, the real goiuen ruie, anu no ' !... ..nto i.w tn it no.vor can din nonr. irir nllvthin to do witbsvumathv. . . . j a y l "j sympathy uoes in pay. i aim worm ono per uuin. uui n juu iuuoi uc a iuimiui;i- : , -.1 i i i" I.ii. . 1..,, ..met 1a 1 I. ,. 1 a ie because us pop lar, oe sure oeiorc you .v. - i r i i :.. ii.i :i : uegi" inut ii uii t uguui io co.i you uu- p . . , J . J thing, and then p rap3 twill do to invest -m Nobody never lost anything by to cost you any- - not being "-enerousj so lay bv for your- j . j sell what tolks expects you to gie io - , , A J n noor neonui and other vagahona, ana " 1 . 1 . ... . :t ;il Tint denart from "utu Juu ll4U ,l ' V. r. i,rn snmetbini? to count I VUt AUli lllll in" c - J . , haUnv. Pay your doc- i rHl nt nrfiUiHi -nrtonc. t1 - -- L-.t-.u., - "m mam chance, am. u. ..T..i..i, I KlTJVlt t A V I Ins. T 11. . J . Jji.iliillf