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A verychoice diversion, too, If we but rightly use it, And not, as we are apt to do, Pervert it and abuse it. I wish a common wish, indeed ' My purse was something fatter, That I might cheer the child of need, And not my pride to flutter; That I might make oppression reel, As only gold can make it, And break the tyrant's rod of steel, As only gold can break it I I wish that sympathy and Love And every human passion, That has its origin above, Would come and keep in fashion ; That Scorn, and Jealousy, and Hate, And every base emotion, Were buried fifty fathoms deep, Beneath the waves of Ocean ! I wish that friends were always true; And motives always pure; I wish the good were not so few, I wish the bad were fewer; I wish that persons ne'er forgot To heed their pious teaching ; I wish that practising was not So different from preaching ! I wish that modest worth might be, Appraised with truth and candor; I wish that Innocence were free " From treachery and slander; I wish that men their vows would mind; That women ne'er were rovers; I wish that wives were always kind, And husbands always lovers! . I wish in fine that joy and mirth, And every good Ideal, May come, erewhile throughout the earth, To be the glorious Real ; Till God shall every creature bless With his Eupremest blessing, . And hope be lost in happiness, And wishing in possessing ! at a (nmnnMrlJ en JT Ahl,U--CZ Z Z' There is a man up country who always 'There is a man up country wno always pays for his paper in advance. He has never had a sick day in his life never had any corns or tooth-ache his potatoe never rot the weevil never eats his wheat-te frost never kills his corn or beans his babies never cry in'the night, and his wife never scolds. Header, have you paid the printer in advance?" A distinguished divine was walking with a friend past a new church in which another distinguished divine was a shep- t-.i c'.a irnr,A fftfho i) i noir- w - - . ingupatthe spire, which was very tall lierU. Uaiu iuc mtuu - -j and not vet completed: "How much higher is that going to be?" "Not much,' said the D. D., with a very sly laugh, "they don't own far in ttat direction." In one of the courts, recently; an indi-, though their pocket-books crack with the vidual, attired in a Quakerish looking ; size of the ron 0f bills inside. , Young garb, was called to the stand. The oneg canfc afford to seem dressed no bet Judge, taking him for a member of the t tt tt President dresses. Middle Priends, thus addressed him: "Will vou swear or affirm?" "'Just as thee d tlie reply. -n pleases, sir was . ... v lDTh0 newspapers seem to think that the Way to keep ladies' dresses from sweeninfr the streets, is is to "hold them np"to ridicule. ' like old trees' they Old friends are cannot be replaced. The man who made a slide for the j foot of a mountain, is now engaged on a ' lint for the head of fy which he would manufacture a plume for uisuuuiac uitvi . General Intelligence. VP!. - VnTn rr a fnrtf. in Tl ARQ 1T1 xue buwk - y Franklin County, Maine, the Franklin Washington Jefferson Madison debating ":.?;n. ,i;R,nSSW.ihe absorbing question Wither thenow.fell af&dcep twenty., ay be an, such .a .busi erajbotjiiffhtr''z ' " : ; iness tiieta fason able coat is essential to Preaching a Practical Sermon. A number of years ago, Parson B State. A sound theologian -was Parson , j -p - -, as a published volume of his sermons evinces; but like many clergy men of the past generation, he was too jn ue can a0 is, to exercise his shrewd much given to preaching, 'doctrinal ser-' ness in keep up ns fair an outside as pos- 'mons. to tue exclusion or 'practical . f t . . 1 themes; at least so thought one of his ' ' . parishioners, Mr. (, . 'Mr. B- said he, one day, to i know all about the tue Clergyman, 'we doctrines by this time. Why don't you sometimes preach us a real practical dis coursel' 'Oh, very well. If you wish it, I will do so. Next Sundav 1 will preach a - v a. practical sermon.' Sunday morning came; and an unusu ally large audience, attracted by the re port of the promised novelty, were in at tendance. The preliminary services were performed, and the Parson announced his text. After 'opening his subject,' he said he should make a practical applica tion to hia hearers. He then commenced , yarlor floor. It may be very good rea at the head of the aisle, calling each f son why you should decline to take some i p .i . i j momber of the congregation byname,and i . . .. . w ,1 rt 1 pointing out his special faults. One was ! a little inclined to indulge in creature comforts; another was a terrible man at a bargain, and so on. . While in mid volley, the door of the church opened, and Doctor S en tered. 'There,' went on the parson, 'there is Doctor S., coming in, in the middle of the service, just as usual, and disturbing the whole congregation. He does it just to make people believe that ho has so large a practice that he can't get time to come to church in season, but its not so he hasn't been called upon to visit a patient on Sunday morning for three months.' Thus went on the worthy clergyman. At last he came to Mr. C , who had requested a practical sermon. 'And now,' said he, 'there's Mr. C ; he's a merchant and what does he do? Why, he stay3 at home on Sunday after noon and writes business letters. If he gets a lot of goods.up from New York on Saturday night he goes to his store and marks them on Sunday, so as to have them all ready for sale on Monday morn ing. That's how he keeps the Sabbath; and he isn't satisfied with doctrinal ser mons, he wants practical ones.' At the conclusion of the service, the parson walked up to Mr. C and asked him how he liked the 'practical r yMr. B- was the reply, 'preacb justavhat you please after this. I'll never -ttampt to atoet you again.' r j o From tlie Neio Yorlc Times. Young America's Weak Side. 1 oung folks miss it when they think to , start in inc upon tne same scale ot expen- ,ses that they leave the old ones living on. , nouse-Keepers gamer arouna tuem scores of convenient imnlements for their labor, which young house-keepers cannot O rp.-t , -j ltr TrtH s Kiitt r f nnnn 11 n n n nnnn tr rT i ' garret-full of rubbish in half a dozen years, and rooms lumbered with stuff for 1 l ,11 1 1 l wuicu me aemana Dassea awav wim me , i , year that they bought it. And yet young men generally sau uuuer neavier capiwu than old ones. It costs more to fit out a man oi tne wona agea twency-nvo, man one aged fifty. Old men can't afford J canes, and rings, and heavy watch-chains, aged men of literary habits will buy half a dozen clear pine-boards, and put a book-case together for themselves, lay a couple of coats of white paint on the front 'of it, and having shoved in their treasures , i . ... ,r .. , room where it is. Young literateurs must jbave the best editions, bound in the best 'style, and a walnut, mahogany, or rose- ; hfinRG thev fWUA vntiv w jv. ; r- j are liable to have company in the room irfwre they keep them.' All this is great nonsense; the young man , p-y.ug - Mr v.imtv more man ms yuimuic nuum .'have, the face to ask for, But very often young people persuade themselves that Society requires a rate of j I am willing to givo him a lift. But I one from the doctor, and the other from expenditure of them which they find it haye an errand at the butcher's. I will the dealer in leather from whom I pur Liptuuuuiv vi lucm J . . ,1sx; . vimsnd mv last stock. Thev are both . - , , , ... Tf ; vf1 very nara to compiy wuu. xV true, but not altogether so. A clerk, whether he ge&fivc dollars a him. His employer won't have him to ( wait upon customers unless ho dresses i neatly and even genteellj. In such case J there is no holp for him. Ho must lay . aside his old coat before it is half worn out. It is one of the misfortunes of his business, which he would have done well to have estimated before entering upon it ! FPU n MMAticiAnnl nr n r Y lief. mu.u me juuuy pu.iuunL maU u.u- fi hw patrons dressed a good deal more expensively than either his wish or t - m:vate iudzment would dictate. But fortunately Society has a blind sido ways. If it makes the clerk or young doctor wear a finer coat than his good old father will consent to, it does not o-J blige him to be a fop, or to live in costly : quarters. Let him, then, when he brings bis willing offering to Fashion, be sure not to lay a farthing more on the altar than is required, nor to deck his sacrifice with garlands which arc not down in the order. But in a great many points, Fashion (or Society,- as sensible people prefer to call this tyrant,) makes demands which no Yankee can honestly admit. As when it says that you, good bachelor reader, must not marry till you can give your wife a handsome Turkey carpet for her certain iuiss wnom you uuvu uueu uiuitui- j"1,111"" J , , ing about lately, but when you find the who .g read tQ into partner. certain iUiss wnom you nave oeen ureum- ship with you, not as a silent partner, but as an active business member of the firm, who will be satisfied with three-ply or oven ingrain, until your salary can afford a more costly floor-cove ring, if you have any of your father's blood in you, turn Fashion out your tent and take the girl to a clergyman's at once. When you are mar ried, Fashion may tell you to furnish your rooms as you can't afford to furnish them. You want to rise in the world, and if you ever expect your friends to help you, you must bo able to invite them to a home of which they will not be ashamed to enter. If really you can make it pay in a bus iness way, why go ahead; make the in vestment. But don't l)e deceived. We will wager you the price of all your fuel for the year, that your grand acquaint ances, your friends who call in their car riages, will cost you more than they will ever come to. They will encourage you with words, but they will keep clear e nough of your store. They will flatter you on your prospects, but a spurious shilling will buy all the practice they will give you until you get rich enougb not to need their aid; then, indeed, you will have enougb of them. It would be good economy to cut the whole of them. Those who stand on a level with yourselves require of you that a part of your house the parlor at least should be fitted to their taste. As their tastes and yours agree, it will be easy to suit them. But don't knuckle to society too much; it isn't creditable to independant people. - 1 If yur big acquaintances choose to call J jn spito of yonr lack of preparation let ; them; but, at the best, they will prove nftct i tt nrnnnnii nnn or n n orrp.nr, srrvu ! , Young America has set down his foot --fe 1 that neither John Bull, the Austrian, nor "joltar body, shall prosumo yith im pu- .. itrmroner libartms. Whv nity upon any improper liberties. Why should Young America consent to be or dered about like a slave by Fashion, which is ten times as presumptuous as "Smi "y oyu.ctj, Wu.u a- the j youQg wm haY(J ft Fmrth of Juljr afc thcir houS(? over tbese grievances, they will hnd the rigor ot tne times marvciousxy ' softening, and their annual salaries j striding much further into each ' nn4irtr nnnr linn rXTT sue- ;UUUiliL juui uiua uwii. I w Going Down Hill. 'That looks bad,' exclaimed farmer White with an exnressive shake of the i j 1 j l j. j ,i j ,-oe , B , enourTu, wag tbo reT)ly of tu0 coinpanion to whom the remark was ad- drcssod. '.Neighbor Thompson appears to uc running down hill pretty fast. I can re member when everything around his place wa3 trim and tidy.' 'He always appeared to be a steady industrious man,' rejoined the second speaker. 'I have a pair of boots on my feet at this moment of his make, and they have done me good service.' 'E have generally employed him for myself and family,' was the reply, 'and I must confess that he is a good workman; but nevertheless, I believe I shall step in to Jack Smith's this morning and order a pair of boots, of which I stand in need. I always make it a rule never to patro nize those who appear to be running be hindhand. There is generally some risk in helping those that wont help them selves 'fe desired Very true; and as my wi this morning, I will follow your example! Her perplexity was increased by And and call upon Smith. He is no great ing her husband with two bills in his favorite of mine, however an idle quar- hand and a countenance expressive ot relsome fellow.' anxiety and concern. And vet he seems to be fretting ahead I 'Look. Mary.' he said as she entered, j in worid ' answered the farmer, 'and UUb uciiau j wui . j , - - At the butcher's they met the neigh- very urgent for immediate payment, al bor who was the subject of their conver- though they have always been willing to sation. Ho certainly prjesenieu raiuer ' a shabby appearance.'and in hw choice qt J ,Mc o rfirrnrcl tn ppnhotnv which . UlCilL v nuuuiyj y . did not escape the observation of farmer "White. After passing remarks, the poor shoemaker took his departure, and the butcher opened his account book with a 'somewhat anxious air, saying as he charged the bit of meat 'I believe it is time that neighbor Thompson and I come to a settlement. Short accounts make long friends.' 'No time to lose; I should say,' re marked the farmer. 'Indeed! have you heard of any trouble, neighbor White?' 'No; I have heard nothing; but a man al-jhas the use of his own eyes, you know; and I never trust any one with my mo- nev who is evidently going down hill.' 'Quite right; and I will send in my bill this evening. I have only delayed on ac- count of the sickness the poor man nas had in his family all winter. I suppose he must have run behind a little, but still I must take care of number one. 'Speaking of Thompson are you,' ob served a bystander, who appeared to take an interest in the conversation. 'Going down hill, is he ? I must look out for myself then. lie owes me quite a snug sum for leather. I did intend to give him another month's credit, but on the whole I guess the money would be safer in my own pocket. lTnro r.ho trmr worthies senaratod, eacn with his mind filled with the affairs of neighbor Thompson, the probability of his'going down hill, and the best way of giving him a push. In another part of the little village similar scenes were passing. 'I declare,' exclaimed Mrs. Bennet, the dress-maker, to a favorite assistant, as she hastily withdrew her head from the window, whence she had been gazing on j the passers by; if there is not Mrs. Thomp- son, the shoemaker's wife coming up the steps with a parcel in her hand. She ; wants me to do her work, I suppose, but I think it would be a venture. Every ' one says they are running down hill, and j it is a chance if everJL get ray pay.' j 'She always has paid us promptly,' was the reply. j 'True; but that was in the days of her prosperity. I cannot afford to run any risk.' The entranco of Mrs. Thompson , prevented further conversation. i She was evidently surprised at the re- : fusal of Mrs. Bennett to do any work for her; but as great' pressure of business was pleaded as an excuse, there was noth- ( ing to be said, and she soon took her j leave. Another application proved e- qually unsuccessful. It was strange how j busy the village dress makers had fud- denly become. On the way home, the poor shoema- ker's wife met the teacher of a small school in the neighborhood, where two of her children attended. j 'Ah, Mrs. Thompson, I am glad to see you' was the salutation . 'I was about calling at your house. Would it be con- j venient to settle our little account this af-, ternoon V 'Our account!' was tho surprised reply, 'Surely the term has not yet expired'. Only half of it; but my present rule is to collect my money at that time. It is n r.lnn wliiJi mnilV tPflfillfirS haVO adonted of late ' I was not aware that there had been any change in your rules. I have made calculation to meet your bill at the usual time. I fear that it will not DC in my power to do sooner.' The countenance of the teacher showed great disappointment, and as slie passed on in a different direction, she muttered to herself 'Just as I expected. I never shall get a cent. Everybody says they are going down hill. I must got rid of the children in some way. Perhaps I may get a pair of shoes or two for payment for the half quarter, if I manage right; but it will never do to go on in this way.' A little discomposed by her interview with the teacher, Mrs. Thompson stepped into a neighboring grocery to purchase some trifling articles of family stores. I have a little account against you. Will it bo convenient for Mr. Thompson to settle it this evening?' asked the polite, shopkeeper as he produced the desired artile 'Is it his usual time for settling?' was again tho surprised inquiry. 'Well, not exactly; but money is very tight just now, and I am anxious to. get all tljat is due me. In future I intend to keep short accounts. There is a little bill, if you would like to look at it. I will call around this evening. It is but a small affair.' 'Thirty dollars is no small sum to us just now,' thought Mrs Thompson, as she thoughtfully pursued her way toward home. 'It seems strange that all these pay ments must bo met just now, while we are struggling to recover from tho heavy exPenses winter. t I oannot under- 'Here arc two unexpected calls for money; wanji iew myuiua uum x wmu uiunu ir rangemcnts to meet their ciamis. ut xmisfortuncs never come single nrA if n . 9 man gets a little behindhand, troublo seems to Doar in unon him.' 'Just so,' replied the wife; 'the neigh- hors tnmic we are going uowu mn, uuu every one is ready to give us a push. Hero are two more bills for you, one irom the grocer and the other from the teach- i er. I ODC0 concliido that, whatever attractive Reply was prevented by a knock at fa women ss the door, and the appearance of a lad, ' n r who presented a neatly folded paper and taste in dress cannot be considered among disappeared. ( them. The most striking novelty on first 'The butcher's account, as I live !' ox- landing in Spain is the mantilla or black claimed the astonished shoemaker. veij hich is generany WOrn, although 'What is to bo done, Mary! So muoh . ' . 4l . ; .nn - , X -j . i Tin here and there bonnets are creeping in, money to be paid out and very little com- u u f c ' ing in; for some of my best customers and Spanish women are sacrificing tho have left me, although my work has al- only becoming peculiarity they have left, ways given satifaction. If I could only 1 n order to intimate the fashions of their have as much employment as usual and neighb0rs. There is an elegance and a the usual credit allowed me, I could , , , usual , dressy appearance about the mantilla soon satisfy all these claims; but to meet J m them now is impossible, and the acknowl- j which create surprise at its having been edgement of my inability would send us ! adopted by other nations; and the Span still further on the downward path.' iards could only be made to feel how uu 'We must do our best and trust in becoming bonnets are to them, the rich Providence.' was the consoling remark of I . . ,., , . i; .1:1 J . !mnlr nfe th dnor masses of whose splendid hair prevent arousea meir lear iuu.u uuvmm wuimttuu was about to appear. But the benevolent countenance of Un cle Joshua a rare but ever welcome visi tor, nresented itself. Seating himsolf in the comfortable chair that Mary hastened to hand him, he said, in his eccentric,but friendly manner, 'Well, good folks, I understand the world does not go as well with you as formerly. What is the trouble,' 'There need be no trouble.' was the reply, 'if men would not try to add to the afflictions which the Almighty sees to be necessary for us. The winter was a trying one. We met with sickness and misfortunes, which we endeavored to bear witlx patience. All would now go well if those around me were not determined to push me in the downward path.' J3ut there lies the difficulty, friend Thompson. This is a selfish world. Everybody; or at least, a great majority, care only for number one. If they see a poor neighbor going down hill, their first thought is whether it will affect their own interests, and provided they can secure themselves, they care not how soon he goes to the bottom. The only way is to keep up appearances. Show no signs of going behindhand and all will go well with you.' 'Very true, IJncle Joshua, but how is this to be done? Bills which I did not expect to be called upon to meet for the next three months are pouring in upon me. My best customers are leaving me for a more fortunate rival. In short I I am on the brink of ruin, and nought but a miracle can savo me,' A miracle which is very easily done then, I imagine, my good friend. What j3 the amount of your debts which press so heavily upon you, and how soon in the 00mmon course of events could you dis charge them?' They do not exceed one hundred dol- lars .' replied the shoemaker; 'and with ' my usual run of work, I could make all j right in three or tour months. 'We will say six,' was the answer. 'I will advance you one hundred and fifty dollars for six months. Pay every cent ! you owe, and with the remainder of the ! money, make some slight addition or ; improvement in yuur suup ui uuuou, au put everything about the grounds m us ; pretty tacos, ana very cuaractcristic or usual neat order. Try this plan for a the Spanish countenance. They are gen few weeks, and we will see what effect it erally very dark, and almost all havo has upon our worthy neighbors. No, no, that peculiar projecting brow which gives never mind thanking pie. I am only to the face quite a character of its own. frvJnff ji little exneriment on human na- i The women liave a universal custom of ture. I know you of old, and have no doubt that my money is safo in your hands.' Weeks passed by. The advice of Un cle Joshua had been strictly followed, and the change in the shoemaker's pros npfits whs indeed wonderful. Ho was spoken of as one of the most thriving , contrasting so wen wim meir ravuu aa men'iu the village, and many marvellous j ses. Tho hair is generally worn plain stories were told to account for tho sud- curls being seldom seen, for they do not den alteration in his affairs. suit the mantilla; and if flowers cannot bo It was generally agreed that a distant Alltnn 1. rt Vk r ft' ucathed to him a legacy, tvhinli bad nntirelv relieved him of ed the best pieces of meat for his inspec- i I. ,.l nrxA irnic nf -ill v in. ins pecuniary difficulties. They had never " ""o . r - - - Jl before realized the beauty and durability ! a angular contrast to the fashion twenty of his work. The polite butcher select- jeajs ago, when a lady who would have Tr . ,i tiLn nfnnrmnnf Tlio and insulted by the people. Our first vis different as to the tuno ot payment. ue , j r i ' i. ti, nWhirAn l.nmn to the theatro at Malaga confirmed my nn nn.l CnA- in liirrli terms of their !mJmnt. pronouncing them among 4 U4 wavfWB-iVMwj t Q her best scholars. The dress-makor sud denly found herself free from the great press of work, and in a friendly note ex pressed her desire to oblige Mrs. Thomp son in any way iu her power. Just as I expected,' exclaimed Uncle Joshua, rubbing his hands exultingly, as the greateful shoemaker called upon him at the expiration of six months, with the money which had been loaned in the hour of need. 'Just as I expected. A strange world! They aro ready to pu.h a man up hill if he seems to be asceuding, and iust as ready to push him down, if UU ITOlll " L r , ity aud you will bo sure to prosper," And with a satisfied air Uncle Jqdhua placed his money in his pocket book, runriv to meet soiue oilier ciaim upon nis benevolence, whilst ho whom he had thus hefrieriden, with; choenul couutonanco .turned to his happy home. From "Castic and Andalusia" t The Women of Span. BY LADY LOUISA TENISON. On the Alameda or public walk of Malaga such a variety of colors meet and dazzle the eye as to make the stranger at the bonnet being properly worn, they would cherish the. mantilla, as conferring on them a peculiar charm in which they are safe to fear no rivals. I know that I shall be accused of insensibility and want of taste, when I confess that my first disappointment, on landing in Spain, was the almost total absence of beauty amongst the Spanish women. Poets have sung of Spain's 'dark glancing daughters,' and travelers have wandered through the coun try with minds so deeply impressed with the preconceived idea of the beauty of the women, that they have found them all their imaginations so fully pictured, and in their works have fostered, what I can not help maintaining is a mere delusion one of the many in which people still indulge when they think and dream of Spain. The women of Spain have mag nificient eyes, beatiful hair, and generally fine teeth; but more than that cannot be said by those who are content to give an honest and candid opinion. I have rare ly seen one whose features could be called strictly beautiful, and that bewitching grace and fascination about their figures and their walk, which they formerly pos sessed, have disappeared with the high comb which supported the mantilla, and the narrow basquina which gave a pecu liar character to their walk. With the change in their costume those distinctive charms have vanished. The gaudy col ors which now prevail have destroyed the elegance that always accompanies black in which alone, come years since, a lady could appear in public, is o further proof of this is required than to see the samo people at church, and on the Alameda, with red dresses and yellow shawls, or some colors equally gaudy, and combined with as little regard to taste Although I have not yet discovered the ; beauty of Spanish women, I must say that the JMalaguemans are fairly entitled, in . all that docs exist, to dispute the palm with the inhabitants of any other town f v,u uuvu iuiwu. juu au auum putting fresh flowers in their hair. It strikes one much, upon first arriving, to see those of every class, even the poorest, with some flower or another most grace fnlly placed in their rich black hair; tho beauty of which is not a little enchanted by the bright red rose or snowy jessamine P---, S . f hrif. . , , , liant and showy colors, appearing to form nnv. thing but black would havo been mobbed impressions of the exagcrated accounts ' generally given of Spanish beauty. A rash youth in a neighboring town, who had received a much better educa tion than an elderly female with whom ono day he found himself in controversy, . was foolish euough to contend with her upon the subject of Women's Rights; a . subject on which he was, of course, totally iguorant. During the argument, which waxed warm, he rashly asserted that 'women were no better than they ought to be.' Tho lady flcw.into a rage. - 'Eh! what?' she screamed, 'who isu tl .. - - - n i i i J.,1 ,1 1. it not precisely as uc iuwuubu, ...... uu tuu.u- fore loft the room only a littlo in advance of a two-foot ruler, a portable iukstand, aim ouo uupj u4 j., ....g ...v..., very nioeiy: uouuu; wuiu.i iur juat u uu left, and not before, sm;Abiui 'ads$e1o a very solid and uacfil WQftv . 1 l 1 l.Z.A. J.... i o vii 1 1 r rr nnacmn in tho nrncnnf fin r c tto v4 ! veuiuruu 11110 mu sireut urusseu iu iinv- 1 m r : r rifim-i,aartMKMW!tMAi-1,---r 1k rr 1