P 1 Ett tTuijGaidtt. PUBLISHED BY PENEMARRESD &Co'..PrOPPietol3. P. B. PENNI:WAN. JOSIAH Tame. T. P. HOUSTON, N. P. REED. • Editors and Proprietors. - 07710 E: GAZETTE BIJILDING, 84 AliD 86 FIFTH kV OFFICIAL PAPER 01' Pieta:Oar gh, Allegheny and Alla. 5 gheny . County. Damto. ifiont:Wettly. ......,f_gany...6l.l 50 ...o,l:oloneVear 42 • ls4l 7rTeT,Zich 'Oath 75.131 x mos.. 1.50 1 .1,5 ! week 11 Three*" 75 =done toAßtat. carrier.)l One - One Ity the !Mtn TUESDAY, AUGUST 11, 11369. UNION REPUBLICAN TICKET. BTA.'IIM. FOR GOVERNOR: JOHN W. GEARY. JUDGE OR sr PRENE COURT HENRY W. WILLIAMS. COUNTY. - ASSOCIATE JUDGE DISTRICT COURT. JOHN M. BILISPATEIOS. ASSISTANT LAW JUDGE. CO3ILON PLEAS. FRED'S. H. COLLIER. MATE Szis-ATI—THONAS HOWARD. -* AssraumN7MlLES S. HUMPHREYB, ALEXANDER MILLAR, .JOSRPM WALTON, JAMES TAYLOR, D. N. WHINE, JOHN H. KERB. Bar—HIJGH B. yr.antoe. TarAsolOms--108. F. DENNIsTON. CLEAN OR COURTS-3 °SEM BROWNE. REcoaore--THOMAS H. HUNTER. COmussioNss—JHAUNCEY B. BOBTWICE REGISTER—JOSEPH H. GRAY. Cur.= Oarruss, AND COIIRT—ALE.X. HIL DIRECTOR Poos—ABDIEL McCLIIRE. B WE Pm Fr on the inside pages of Ala morning's Gazarra—Seeond page: Poetry, an interesting Addressby Presi dent R. iludley BrOto_7l6, of Westminster College, Miscellaneous. Third and Sixth pages: Commereist, Pinantial, Mercan tile and River News, Markets and„lmports. Beventhpage: Farm, Garden and House hold. PETROLEUM at Antwerp, 54i f. 13. S. BONDS at Frankfort, 88i Gow closed in New York to-day at 188a11.38i-, A IMMURED or two of Chinese are already settled permanently in LOIIISIaIIa, numbers of, them being registered and, ex ercising the right of suffrage in the Demo credo parish of St. Bemard. It is a rather remarkable coincidence that they all vote the Democratic ticket. Paws the extreme North-west, comes the report of Gen. Hancock, confirming the advic.es, from other quarters of the Indian territory, that the tribes are tran quil, with no probability of any serious disturbances. The annual Indian war v. ill not come off this year. WHILE Republican dissensions have resulted in the loss of Virginia and Ten nessee, our friends in Alabama have been wiser, increasing their majority, and making large gains from among their old and influential opponents. This harmo ny will be emulated in Mississippi, where the conservative sham - has been . fairly exposed. A lull State ticket will Bombe put in nomination , to be supported by every Republican friend of the Adminis tration arid of the solid interests of the people. MOIDIONIBM, at Salt Lake, is threatened !rpm a new quarter. Two sons of Joseph Smith, the first "prophet" of the sect, have made their appearance in Utah, boldly preaching the true doctrine to the Saints. This branch of the church, mus tering some 45,000 members in the w est ern States ,, States, repudiates polygamy and die' cards the leadership of Brigham Young. This advent of the Smiths has already created great Interest, at Salt Lake, and threatens mischief for Young, unless he puts them out of the way. TEE ALLEGHENY DEMOCRACY hold their County Coavention to day. For Senator and Representatives they maybe expected to make up a thoroughly para. zan ticket, while their local nominations may or may not follow last year's ring streaked and speckled precedent. This will depend upon the courage of the leaders of the party, in practicing upon the forbearance of the Democratic voters. The experiment last year was not on the whole a satisfactory one to them. It is worthy of note that, when the suggeltion was thrown out, in the columns of the party organ, to dispense with a Co von tion, and deploy the party for a guerrilla warfare upon the Republican ticket, the idea was not kindly recieved by honest Democrats, who demanded that a repre sentative ticket, should be set in the field. It is in deference to the prejudices of a large majority of the party, who were disgusted with the last year's experience, that to-liay's Convention meets. We sauill see whether the same prejudices are tO WO - weight in theitpleliberations now. ME la Gov. Vismatos of Virginia, op poses Wilmalf to the reqidrement of the legally qtallifYing oath from the members ' elected to;_ the LeAsletnre, he makes a ardstake :nest unfortunate for his political since It will lel( in ZepUtiti9l2l so me -------- quarters to the suspicion that he may not be sincere in his reiterated declarations of fidelLy to Republican principles, the foremost among which is that of obedi ence to the laws. The test oath cannot be dispensed with, uqtil the reconstruc tio*of theatate has been approved by Congress. This approbation can be given only when the Senators and Representa tives from Virginia apply for admission to their seats. The "republican form" of the Constitution, for the State Which they clam to represent,will then be adju dicated upon by each Rouse. Until that 1 decision is made, every requirement in the reconstruction.laws moat hold—and the test-oath is one of these. Neither Gen. Canby, nor the President, nor the Governor have a right to anticipate - the Congressional decision. , 'So far as Governor Walker, and his friends oppose the proposition that Gen. Canby shall hold not only that the seats of the disqualified members are vacant, but that their minority competitors shall be declared elected, we are inclined ?) ;concur with them. We cannot see that I the laws require that reading. l!n the ab sence of express provisions to that end, the discretion of the military commander can be more wisely exercised, and, as we hope, will be: New elections should be ordered in the vacant districts. Any other course would be justly offensive to the popular-sense. Let the people choose the members who can qualify. When finally organized, the X - Vth Article must be ratified, but the State may choose such Senators en she pleases. We have no right to aelemore, or to deny any less.- _ THE LABOR CONVENTION. The assembling of the National Laboi Congress at Philadelphia at this time should be made an important event if those engaged in its transactions eviitee true regard for the interests of the labor ing elapses. There are many evils as well as benefits associated with Trade Unions. . There are rules and laws adopted and lived up to by them which render their organizations pre-eminently despotic, and which contribute largely towards holding back and crippling the true interests of the working classes in this country. A. return to the appren tice system; the abrogation of customs which allow no difference between skilled and inferior laborers so far as compen sation is concerned; the expunging from their by-laws of odious rules which re fuse to recognize women as workers, and which throw up a barrier against men of color preventing them from discharging their duties to society as la borers and producers on equal condition with the more favored race; the return to an appreciation of the fact that the inter ests of the employer and the employed are identical; that strikes are rarely justi fiable, and at all times dangerous and damaging expediencies for a betterment of condition, are all objects which should receive the large share of attention mer ited by their importance. Combination for mutual benefit and protection is espe cially wise at this period; but those com bining must respect other interests as well as their own, and act not selfishly for, transient individual aggrandizement orgood, but in a large, broad and catho lic sense for the general improvement of all who go to make up the people of the country—for capital as well as labor. We shall watch with interest the workings of the important body now in session at Philadelphia, • and sincerely hope the transactions will be of a practical na ture, looking to reform'in some direc tions and advancing in others.- - UP THE biOiithiGAIIIELA. The friends of the Monongahela Valley Railroad may justly claim to present to our people the most meritorious project of theday. It is in that direction that we find the most important fled as yet unoc cupied for our railway enterprise. The new Mahoning line, giving us another Eastern_ connection by the Allegheny route, and the road up Chartiers Creek into Washington county are effectively provided for. Next comes this line up the Monongahela,-- an enterprise which ranks properly the next in order for the public support. Its alignment, grades, lo cal business intermediate connections and ultimate distinction, ell combine to en dow it with the strongest claims upon the substantial approval of our citizens. Following up a populous and w earthy valley, passing numerous towns and vil lages, and through the vast coal-deposits of a region famous for the quantity as well as the quality of its minerals, the road reaches the West Virginia line, at a distance of eighty-seven miles from this city, with fewer engineering difficulties and at a smaller esti mated cost for construction than have been 'encountered by any other road built or now building in any direc tion from this city. Extended yet twenty miles farther, the B. & 0. road will be crossed at Fairmont. Thence other ex tensions southwestward -will be made, as justified by the ability of the company and the demands of its business, --every added mile intersecting a mineral field which will constantly grow richer--until the heart of the Apalachian chain of mountains has been pierced, and the co, section completed with the railway-sys tem of the South. These results will not come in a day. But let each day do its share, and that will ensure a future quite equal to our anticipations. Let us build enough of this railway-line to make a fair beginning now, putting the company on its legs, with a recognizid existence in the linen? cial world. All they want' Is a fair start PITTSBURGII GAZETTE : TUESDAY AUGUST 17, 1869, Give theta the fifty-two miles from this city to Brownsville, and, if their manage ment shall have ordinary prudence and fidelity, the gradual extension of their line, section by section, year after year, under the stimulus of the business locally developed, is absolutely bound to carry it in due time to the remotest limits now dreamed of "by its most enthusiastic friends• lict one railway out of this city will compare with the Monongahela Val ley line whenever fairly under way, in the ability to make the success of one 1 mile build snothet mile beyond it. Each link aided in its extension, through the vast deposits in the rich mineral field which rests upon the upper Monongahela, will necessitate, and will pay for still more- Given a fair commencement for this enterprise, and the end of the'next ten years will see it recognized as the most important of our railways for the material interests of this central teat of operative industry. We quote from the Chronicle: The location of the line of the Monon gahela Valley Railroad has Just been completed.; The results of the final our- M . Teya are even ore favorable than at first inticipatOti,luitilt behooves the vast coal and manufaetitringintereats of the Val ley and Pittsburgh to take hold of the matter with and push it through with dispatch. The subscriptions still needed, ought to be raised wittiest much difficulty, in view of the assured large business the road will do as soon as opened, and the trifling cos t of construc tion. The surveys are the most favorable imaginable. Leak at the grades for in stance: There is a perfect dead level from the Panhandle bridge, twenty-nine miles to Monongahela City, from thence to Brownsville, twenty-three miles, a rise of only ten feet. From that point to the State line, a distance of thirty-five miles, there is an up-grade of only forty-four feet, making a total rise of fifty-four feet in one hundred and seventeen miles. Nor are there any tunnels or heavy, costly cuts in the whole length mention ed; no bridges of more than thirty feet water course. The road, simply con sidered as a local raihoad, will do a large business as soon as built. There are over fifty coalworks alone between McKees port and the State line. _......—....—.......--------. • VIRGINIA POLITICS. A reliable correspondent of the Balti more American gives an interesting Sc: . count of a recent interview with Colonel Walker, the recently-elected Goyernor of Virginia: "The Governor opened a 'conversation on the political affairs of Virginia, declar ing himself to be an earnest Republican, an upholder of the Reconstruction acts of Congress, in favor of the adoption of the Fifteenth Amendment, and a firm and un wavering friend of General Grant and his administration. On asking him how it was that he had been so earnestly sup ported by those who had hitherto been the most bitter opponents of all these men and measures, he remarked that it was evident that people outside of Virginia did not distinguish between the people and the politicians. He contended that the great mass of the old politicians of the State had opposed his election, refusing to vote themsco v u e d , c an n d r ol n n u t en to c i vo teal; l thwahtom he had succeeded in cutting the mass of the people loose from the old politicians, and if sustained by the Republican party and the Administration , would soon succeed in making good Republicans of them. A great many men, he admitted, had voted for him as what they regarded "the least of two evils ' " but he contended that the great mass had' given him a cor dial support because they detested his opponent, because they were disgusted with the old politicians, and because they believed he could secure them a repre sentation in Congress, and the restoration of the State to its old position in the Union, which is now the first and ardent wish of all the people. Upon expressing• the opinion that he would be overalaughed by the shrewd and cunning politicians by whom he e surrounded, the , Governor promptly replied that he was a Northern man, with earnest and settled bathe on all national topics, and tended to be Governor of Virginia, and not a mere tool in the hands of any set of men. He also significantly remarked that the new Constitution gave to the Governor the veto power—that he had been elected by a large majority of the popular vote of the State. 1 'ln alluding to his canvass of the State, the Governor said that he had confined himself to a discussion of what would be beet for the interests of the people and what should be promptly done to make Virginia areat, powerful ' and wealthy State, He g had denounced their neglect of their own interests for the/ promotion of the political interests of professional politicians, and had told them that all their past and present woes were the result of their bad teaching and worse actions. They had driven them to the verge of ruin, and had proved themselves utterly incompetent to lead them out of it. - He said that he was everywhere compliment ed by the people on this new mode of electioneering In Virginia. 1 They were sick and tired of the old political harangues from the hustings, and' personally promised to stand firmly by him in his effort to regenerate and disenthral the State. Virginia recons cted, would be flooded with a new and vigorous population, wealth and skilled labor would flow into her borders, the price ot lands would rapidly enhance, her cities become great and prosperons, and in no way could this be done so ;Idly and ef fectually as by the volun y return of the people to their allegiance to the old 'flag, and the utter abandonment not only of the exploded ideas that led to rebel lion, but of that class of men who had, since the close of the rebellion, labored to keep them arrayed in bitter antagonism to Congress, and to the great party of progress that had shown a devotion to principle, and a capacity and determina tion to carry out its conscientious pur -1 poses of government that must and did t command the respect and admiration of " the whole civilized world. ni- Tim Chatfield (Minn.) Democrat has the following : "One of the wouldbe bon ton ladies of this lace happened to p pick up a copy of our last issue, in which she read the notice of a notorious cyprian of New York, leaving an estate of $llOO,OOO. After reading the item aloud, she raised her eyes to the ceiling, let her arms drop sorrowly to her side, 'and exclaimed to her companions, in the language of Mee.. Partinton, "Ls me, why can't I be a cyprfaul" HODINESS. Bandy to Have in the House. Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe in an article on "The Handy Man," in Hearth a-nd Home, says: A handy man is so practiced in the re gulation of the little utilities of the house he inhabits, that by a slight touch here and there—a screw turned here and a screw loosened there, and a nail driven in time—he keeps all working smoothly, and averts those domestic catastrophies and break-downs of which Punch makes so much capital in his pictures. The handy man knows how to use every sort of tool that keeps his house in order. They are all neatly arranged, in his own private drawer, sacred from the meddling of children and the borrowing of the careless. Is a pane of glass shivered on a cold day, the unhandy man first stuffs it with a bundle, or pastes it over with newspaper, and then rushes to a glazier's, who of course is not at home, or who says he will come and mend it m medlately, and doesn't come—mean iwhile the wind blowing ingives the baby the croup, and the mother a severe cold. The bandy man, on the contrary, has his diamond, his measuring rule, his put ty, all in readiness at a moment's notice, and the replacing of the pane of glass is an affair of a quarter of an hour, before he goes to his office or store. There springs a leak in the joint of a hot-water pipe. The handy man has hie soldering tools and kettle, and it is wn stopped in a moment, while the unhandy man is running up to after a plumber. The handy man has no small bills to pay to any kind of mechanic, for he stops every leak in its commencement, and re places every screw the moment it is loose. A. piece of veneering starts on the side board door. The handy man has an in visible brad of precisely the size to drive in this placa—it is done in a moment. The unhandy man sees the crack widen ing day by day, in imbecile despair. Fi nally, the molding falls off, and leaves a long, unsightly seam. • There is one loose screw in one of the hinges of the wardrobe door—the door will not shut, the difficulty increases day by day, until the whole hinge is loose, and finallythe door, hanging by ts i whole weight on the lower hinge, and assisted by the unskillful hands of green Erin, tears off altogether, with such a wreck and crush as make it necessary to send the wardrobe to the cabinet maker or bring the cabinet maker to the wardrobe. What journeys and consultations of the hapless, unhandy man ! In like manner, there is a leak some where in the roof of the house, and every time that it rains, through this leak, in some mysterious manner, the water drops down through the ceilings of the rooms. The unhappy man is exhorted by his wife that this ought to be attended to. He promises to attend to it and forgets it—he never thinks of it until irbegins to rain, and the water begins to drop:. and pails and tubs are in requisition to. catch the superfluous moisture. Then, agonized and penitent, he flies to the house carpen ter, who promisee to come, and forgets it likewise, and so on through successive showers and floodings, till finally there comes an avelanche ofplastering, which ruins the carpet and furniture underneath, ana makes the question of mending the roof no longer doubted. Repairs of some ich $2OO have now to be done, on account of a leak wh the handy man would have stopped in two hours. The handy man not only can do all those things which properly belong to, men's department, but, in case of sick ness or other causes that disable the female part of his household, he can dis tinguish himself, in their peculiar depart ment. He can cook nicely—he can meke bread, and bake it so as thereafter to be enabled to instruct the cook in many points which have escaped Hibernian ob servation. He can set a table and cut bread with a deft nicety that has been supposed peculiar to female hands alone. We have insisted so far on handiness in men. As a general thing, there ismore of this property in women than in men, but there is a very great want of cultiva tion of this faculty among women. The ordinary class of servants whom we receive into our houses are unhandy to a degree that amounts to a fine art. They are really injurious in finding un expected wrong ways of, doing a thing. Placed as we have described, in houses full of delicate and: critical contrivances which require only thoughfulness and nice handling to keep them in good work ing order, they are, some of them, quite remarkable in their capacity for getting things out of order. But in the same manner that it is de- . sirable that a man should understand and be able to occasionally do the work of a woman, and - as he can do it without be coming unmanly, so woman can learn to understand and to do many things which pertain to the work of men, without be coming unwomanly. A woman who lives in the country, for example, may sometimes be able to save a life by knowing how to harness or pa horse. it le, of course, not a roper, feminine employment, but it is a thing quite easily learned, and the knowledge of which may come in play in exigencies. We think it would be an advantage for women to learn to use the more ordinary tools of a carpenter—the plane the gim let, the screw and the screwdriver—tn which case they might stop many of the little domestic leaks we have indicated. It should be an object; in educating children of both sexes', to encourage ti versatile handiness.' If there Is a child who is peculiarly unhandy, the parents should stimulate that child to endeavor to rectify this defect, to become skillful and dexterous. Children should be en couraged and guided in any inclination they may have to construct and to make and to mend. Mothers should train boys, whilethey are little, to do the work of women, by way of giving versatility and dexterousness to the use of their hands. And we think girls might, with advan tage, learn to do some of the works of boys, with the view to strengthen their hands. Each sex would be the better tor acquiring a little something from the other. Az; OLD LADY, recently, in some court before which she was brought as a wit ness, when asked to take off her bonnet, obstinately refused to c'o so, saying, "There is no law to compel a woman to take off her bonnet."6olo" imprn ilently replied one, of the judges, "you know. the law, do you; perhaps you would like to come up and sit here, and teach us?" "No, I thank you, sir," said the woman tartly, "there are old women enough there now.,. ..-Commissioner Osborne, of New York, has discharged Prig far want of evidenoe. The Difference , Don Piatt gives the following incident of a trip by boat from Cincinnati to Louisville: A. gentleman of tall, portly figure sat n ear me. He bad a rather good head, inclined to baldss a hooked nose. prominent chin, fresh' complexion, and wore his clothes as no other creature born of woman and sat on end to advertise a a tailor can do, save a Kentuckian. He looked like a lord of creation and talked like a negro. "Thar they go," he cried, resting his long legs uponthe guard of the boat and squirting tobacco juice with the accuracy of a Thart ough the open ing before him, " they go, wheat, oats, corn, and grapes, up the sides of the hill till clean over. Don't see any thing of that sort over t'other, not by a longshot. Our cussed fellers in Ken tucky don't scratch about in that ar way." "Probably they enjoy themselves, in their way, quite as much as their more industrious neighbors." • "Lord God, yes. When it_ comes to enjoyment our fellers count ten. They hold lull hands, I tell you. But enjoy nient is gettin' to be costly, you see, It am't what it once was, when a feller could get blind drunk on a dime. We h it' aven' of the niggers, and our cussess root much." rt hog or die. But they don't much." "What do they do for a living?" "It's hard to tell, stranger. If a chap has any land, he's apt to sell it for what he can set. Good many go to the far west. Some tend bar or keep billiards —mighty few work. That is about the last thing a Kentucky cuss thinks of." Babie's An eminent physician in Hearth and Home contributes the following exquisite article for the benefit of young mothers. It is the richest gem we have culled for some time. He says : An intelligent young. mother inquired some (lays since how sue could hest pre serve her child's linen - clean and sweet, when changed frequently during the day. I directed her never to dry it by the fire, but in the sun and open air, if the weather permitted. You thus not only avoid saturating the air of your rooms I, with the volatile and poisonous gases driven out of the linen, but the sun's rays have powers of cleansing and disinfecting which artificial heat has not, and will purify and preserve the linen. She followed my directions, but as is too often the practice, dried and aired it in ' the nursery window. Her fastidious hus band remonstrated in vain against this unseemly exposure. Believing that if she saw her practice as others saw it, she would desit, he so directed their after noon walk s as to bring the nursery win dow in full view from a central part of the town. Stopping abruptly, he pointed to the offending linen flapping conspicu ously in the breeze, and asked sarcasti cally: "My dear, what is that displayed from our window?" y," she proud ly replied, "that is the flag of our Union!" Conquered by this pungent re tort, he saluted the flag with a swing of his hat, and pressing his wife's'arm closer within his own, sang,. as they walked homeward, And long may it wave." A Dutch Caual. The great ship canal which is to con nect Amsterdam with the North Sea, at a cost of 27,000,000 guilders, is now once more in progress, the Government of the Netherlands having relieved the contract ors of certain difficulties which for a time hindered the work . The canal will be about fifteen miles in length: one portion of its course lies through the sea known to the Dutch as the Y, and through Wy ker Meer, where it will be strongly em banked. The sandy peninsula beyond, about five miles wide ' will be cut through, and a harbor .will be built at its month, at a part of the coast where a harbor is greatly wanted. For the proper utiliza tion of this canal the Zuyder Zee is to be shut out from Amsterdam, and the Pam pus dam by Which this Is to be effected is already half finished, and the locks and sluices connected with it are in progress. By this undertaking Holland will add one more to her grand engineering works, but it appears to be an English firm who hold the contract. The opening of the new port as a harbor of refuge will be a boon to all the mariners who navigate the North Sea. Effects of Lightning. At a recent session of the Paris Acad. emy of Sciences, a description was given of the effects of lightning on the bridge of Kehl, near Strasburg, on the 18th inst. There were but a few drops of rain fall ing at that momenta A low chestnut tree was struck close to a building that had a lightning conductor, the iron frame work of the bridge being also not far off. The preference evinced by the electric fluid for the tree could only be explained by the circumstance that three soldiers, having metallic accoutrements about them, were sitting under it. Of these three, one was killed outfight, another died a few minutes later, and the third survives, though he was knocked down senseless. He does not recollect having been struck, he is not paralyzed, but still suffers from a slight though obstinate un easiness. The clothes, skin, and metallic articles worn by the three all presented marks of the passage of the fluid; but death was exclusively caused by asphyxia, I not by any mechanical derangement of a m vital organ. TAIE.ING of new processes in the man ufacture of iron, the New York Times says: There are really three rematkable facts about all really successful inven tions of this kind. First, they are never perfected at once, but they are developed by slow, costly and painful efforts. Sec ond, they never at once supersede old processes nor embarrass invested capital and established, business. Despite the Bessemer process, more puddled iron is made to-day than ever before, and the Ellershausen prJcess has come in to rein force puddling. Despite all short cuts in cast-steel making, the crucible pracess is more largely practiced than ever before, and the Siemens ihrnace is perhaps more valuable to it than to its great rival. This fact—that the development of improve ments is slow and general rather than fitful and limited—is a wise provision for which we ought to be more thankful, and which enthusiastic Inventors may recognize. The third fact abou inven tionsneo that really constitute progress in iron manufacture is, that they are almost wholly unknown to the pul3lic, because they are almost never mentioned by the One of Ltte's Contrasts. Three years ago, while breakfasting at a mininc restaurant near the Oregon line, a granger with uncombed hair, huge gray whiskers and tattered coat, took lila seat at the table. By accident, I was re lating to the landlord an incident which had occurred some years previously in the Connecticut Valley. After I had left the table and was walking alone, the un shorn stranger accosted me. "You are the first man," said he, "whom I have heard mention my native town for twen ty-three years, and It made my heart come up in my mouth when you did so." This circumstance doubtlessly made him unusually communicative. He said he was living in the mountains, ten miles from any.habitation, subsisting by hunting,. and visiting the settlements two to three times a year. This statement was after ward corroborated by other evidence. What induced him to lead this hermit lite he did not see fit to explain. In his early boyhood, on the banks of the Connecti cut, he and the present Chief Justice of 'the United States lived .on adjoining farms, and attended the same public school. What a sharp contrast has marked their subsequent lives—the one having filled the moat responSible stadons. in the gift of the American people—the other a hermit, unknowing and unknown, amid the wild and almost inaccessible fastnesses of Southern Oregon!—Boston. Journal. A Bloody Bayonet. From :England comes the frightful in telligence that a new bayonet has been invented which is a combined saw and sword. The sword edge will cut a sheep into joints, and the saw edge will easily saw the shin bone of an ox. This pleasing weapon is proposed not only for the British infantry, but for the Irish con stabulary. It is believed that it can be improved by pointing it with a denotating cap, which will explode Inside a man's body, blowing him into Minute frag ments and thus saving - the expense of gathering and burying the dead and the delays occasioned by flags of truce for these purposes on battle fields. A. MINISTER was on his way to chtirch one Sunday morning, and saw a boy on the river bank fishing. - "My boy," said the clergyman, "don't you know that it is Wicked to catch fish on Sunday ?" "Guess I hain't sinned much yet," said the boy, without taking his eye _from the cork, "hain't had a bite." Minister coughed and went on. WAKING Ur.—"lt is a standing rule in my church," said one clergyman to another, "tor the sexton to wake up any man thathe sees asleep." "I think," replied the other, "that it would be better for the sexton, whenever a man goes to sleep under your preaching, to wake you up." - Poultry drams in productive power of the dropping of the hennery is very great as compared with ordinary barn-yard manure; yet many farmers, with a score or two of fowels, take it little or no pains to preserve and apply to the purposes of vegetable production. It is an excellent dressing for gardens, and will repay a hundred fold the care and expense of preserving and applying it. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE DR. B.ETSER'S BOWEL CURE DB. KEYSEIVS BOWEL CUBE Cures Bloody Flux. DB. KEYSEE'S BOWEL CUBE Cures Chronic Diarrhea. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE Cures Bilious Colic DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CIIRE - . Cures Cholera Inninturn. DR. SESSER'S BOWEL CURE Cures the worst case of Bowel Disease. DR. REESER'S BOWEL CURE Cures Cholera Itforbus. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE Wlll cure in one or two doses. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE Ought to be in every faintly. DR. SEYSICR'S BOWEL CURE Is &Sure cure for Griping. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE. - Will not fail in one case. DR. BEYSEIVS BOWEL CURE 1 Cures • Ulceration. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE Cures Summer Comp'sint. .'I DR. SEWER'S BOWEL CURE . Will cure Witter, Dsicharges. BR. SESSER'S BOWEL CURE • Never falls. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE _ It *valuable medicine. Dr. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURB . . Is a protection against Cholera. DR. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE Will save hundreds of valuable lives If early •resort is had to it. _ DB. KEYSER'S BOWEL CURE is one of the most valuable remedies ever discovered far all diseases incident to this season of the year. Hundreds of sufferers could be relieved in less than a. day by a speedy resort to this most valua ble medicine, particularly valuable, when! the system is apt to becOme disordered by the two free use of unripe and crude vegetables: price 50 Cents.• Sold at DR. 'KEYSER'S. GREAT MEDICINE BTOSE. 187 Libesv St., and by all druggists. • • A LIVIESAVING AItEtANGF.KENT. -.- - A radical change has been introduced'in the practice of medicine. Physicians Nave ceased to torture and prostrate their patientit. Instead of pulling down, they build' up: instead of assault ing nature, they assist her. Cupping. leeching, - • blistering, veneseouon„ calomel, antimony. stupifyibg narcotics, and rasping purgatives, owe the favorise resources of the factety, are now rarely resorted to even by the most dogmatic members of the profession. The old creed was that disease was something which must be es- Palled by v;oleat ar.incisi means. irrespective of the wear and tear of the vital orgat I ration in the process. The new creed recognises the im provement of the general health as essential to the cure of all local ailments. Hence it is that EtOSTETT ,Br.'S STOMACH II =Eft . the mist iptent vegetable tonic that pharatacY has ever brought to the assistance of nature fuller struggles with disease, has been cordially ap- - proved by practitioners of the modern school. ha ivep laeasaanst t b o e en e v c ict h r a o r u e over n t d h ph r u o so r p of the past. and that thousands and tens of thou sands of human being's are alive and well tO.Ogy, who wciald indutlably be mouldering in their graves- had they been subjected to the pains and penalties which were deemed orthodox and thirty or forty years ago. , rreventive metrication was scarcely thoneht of then: but now It is considered s f paramount Jur portance, and the celebrity of the sra..wrman Is • VP3ollalgr. ALTICELATIVg ANttiItBTOILATIYR Of the age,ta title winch ISOSTETTEIVs IitrTEBB have fairly earned by their long career of sno cess), is mainly doe to Its .eflimeney .aa a Imo- Tnerivit Pasvannor. A course of the BUT= is urgently recom mended at ibis semen. of the year at a sate and certain antidote to the nebula whim ptoilopes Intermittent and remittent fere,.l.larrties.dys-. eatery and other maladies. ' , • --_ , Cures Diarrhea. Cures Dysentery-