The Pittsburgh gazette. (Pittsburgh, Pa.) 1866-1877, July 28, 1869, Image 4

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VITSOSISSDO,:3I.III:6IC: 2S, 1869.
UNION REPUBLICAN TILIKE=
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mg GOVERNOR :
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3i3lc*E - OF SL pssmE • aarxtz:
MENA - IV. WIZ LIA
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.e..eso (lA= JUDGE DISTRICT COURT,
JOHN:SI. EIRE £A.TELCE.
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dieSISTAITT LAM' 3Une& COMIIONTI.RAS.
- FREIVE. 11. COLLIER.
STATE SEMATZ'
TOMAS 'HOWARD.
." • ASSEMBLY, •
• IaILES 8. HUMPHREYS ,
AL SEA biDER MILLAR.
JCISEPH WALTo.N.
`: 'JANIE 4 TAYLOR,
JOHN H. KERR.
SHERIFF
HUGH S. FLEMING
TREASURED,
JOS. F. DENNISTON.
=ME 0? COURTS,
JOSEPH BROWNE.
BTOORDEIL
THOMAS H. HUNTER.
commissiolgss.
CHAUNCEY B. BOSTWICE.
REENTER,
JOSEPH H. GRAY.
CLERK Or ORPHANS' OOLTIM
ALEXANDER HILANDS.
DIRECTOR OF 8008,
AISUIEL 31cCLURE.
WS FEINT 071 the inside p ages cf
Mkt morning's asirrrx--Ete,cont pagez'
Ephemeris; Miscellaneous. Thi rd and
Sica , pages: Commercial, Ananci aZ, .16r
•Gantils and River News, J!arkets, .imports`.
Eleventh page: "From Bags and , Straw de
Paper."
PLTROWITS at Antwerp, -50-41 f.
B. 8431338 at Franktort, 87}.
GOLD closed in lief; Vera yesterday
tit
• & NEW inWresting article on the man
ufaettre of. printing pGper mill be found
on our Geventh page thiemorning. It
will =ply repay perusal,.
THE 'retsmustqcs. Meg of Ohio are
likly to listen to wise counsels. Several
of their leading agitators are utterly op
posed to separtdo political at and in
tend to be heard from, on that line, at
the Urbona Convention.
Tun -,..icsmEnneGovsmsous,ef Pennsyl
-vania have all been natives of tbe Common
wealth. The optasition now want us to
dry a "Connecticut carpet-bagger." No,
tleek youl The oki Pennsylvs4a stock
*WM dons Jost as well. And -so say we
all:
Comanstousutit DZIAIiO has made an
apparent mistake in reappointing, as 13u;
pervisor of the Westerw, District oc Penn
sylvania, a iatmen of the Eastern District.
It is not a qiestiect as to the qualiticatiorts
of Kr. Terrtni; the question is, rather,
had we no candidates, suitably quslified
for the appointment, who were residents
of this District? There should have been
very' strong reasons, to induce the Com
missioner to disregard local claims in, this,
way.
Tun DOLOCRACY of Philadelphia are
Tent terribly by the three.cornered fight
now in progress in their. camp. The rag,
tag and bobtails known as the McMu llin
crowd, and comprising ninety per cent. of
the party, pall one way in support of
the present nominations. The city rall7
way ring, nine per cent: more, have their
own private Interests to promote, While
the remaining one, r.T cent., Democrats
from principle, are indignant titthe oat
rages lately committed in the Democratic
name. Another meeting of the City
Convention is demanded, and will proba
bly be held, to whitewash all difficulties if
siseible._
RECENT nincovEnras reveal immense
deposits of coal and iron of the best qual
ity in an 'entirely new district of Indisha.
The Hoosiers boast, and with good show
of reason, that their State "will soon
rank next V) 'Pennsylvania in manufac
turing.", Every new discover, of these
stores of mineral wealth in our adjoining
• States presents a fresh
_argument for; the
immediate construction of a ship•canal
from Pittsburgh to Lake . Erie. Other
wise, we may count npon being left far
behind, at no very distant day, in the
,rivalries of the trade, for the lack of such
facilities as will supply the cheapest pos
, sible carriage for both the raw material
and the finished products of Pittsburgh
nnufacture.
"00 IT I 8 ALL A RADICAL lags" says
your thol tongh•going Democrat, when
you talk to him shout the Packer Corrup
tion Fund, But here la one Democratic
journal which dare's to telt thi, truth. The
.Philadelphikliiiiiifeereury is
hot print oftbstscriti,'7-'ite-'ev.t
ach is Oraeamilihr .. / to l e .. a
mixed up for the p• ty by its
._ 1
Harrisburg. a -..4ortelferaur .
It is genera' _ , _
irr . ., 'asserted at a .
that Judge P
Governors! —4t".l.' wafin"ntill :- r 3
.supin the hope that --,.. - ..,y
and infin
j
i es`rnight be used 1 • ... • .i e
success' 4 9 -'slcal. tteke44 9 .tieh ur rite iost
ex cre lte,s-s respects tlie charade : of
SID' 4 cif the persons whose name s it tears
,A tile mode of" its manufaet that
w areoere pretented by my Tarty lei. the
esetage of the people. 1 S .
ttlmenErrrar, thst is not allsaiell lie.
VIM PACKET. DIMPL4Ii ' It " 1 , 14 State
Will need the last dollar.they tan .6queeze
'out of their nitwit:late to acme bliss from 1
ckeing distanced in the trat4na race. He
is bound to be beaten"; the etdy remaining
question is, how much?. His friends dis
cover they havemade twOtfatal mistakes
—the first - in making a candidate out of a
"bloated bond-holden." lend seoond in
crucifyinveven him .npeio. a dead-wood
platform. Tire Hirritglaurg manifesto
could he fittingly met - Anted ,:only by
some mummy embalmed in pitch since
the Attixo of the Pharaohs.
In ;the other great-States of Ohio and
New - York, the partAy is wiser. :The
itookeye .Democracy 'swallow theiu .old ; .
earn es end support c... live Union soldier
upon .a -Tat-form whif.h at least does net
L eepodiatesil progress. In New York the
1 poltlielanatof that pally are already ,pre
; ;paring n Plan for their fall campaign, i
vile-eh inelndes a progressive policy and
excepts retonstruction with its legitimate
cregults as - facts accomplished. What a
oommenticy upon the old fogy blindness
; ref our own Democracy is afforded by the
_l•different policy of the great sister States.
At the4)olls in the coming autumn the
ittnalevolent stupidity of the Harrisburg
, rehash' , of every, onsolete issue will be
' pointedly paowned by the majority of
the Northern Democracy. fia Pennsyl
vania almost aloneithe party still insists
upon• embracing its own ruin. If they
learzunothing front:Republicanism, could
they learn. nothingCrom their own friends
all over the North? The once white De
mocracy is fast turning to a warmer hue :
already parti-colored, like a barber's pole,
the last light streak. will be painted 'out
this ) year, and the Harrisburg platform,
with its candidates, will be lost to ,view
1 forever in a darker than African night.
PRISON REFORM.
Tire.alluded a. few-days since to the prin
ciple-of the commutation of sentences for
the good conduct of the prisoner. At
the last session of the Legislature of Penn
sylvania, a Commutation Law was pis
sed, et the urgent-solicitation of the In
specters of the Western Penitentiary,
=dein person. Wile terms of comtatr,
Wort are tbe same as are re&ignized in
the State of New work. :9.lreadys.the
good egects 'of this new policy are being
experienced in our penitentiaries, as evi :
denced by the exemplary conduct of e
prisoners. They manifest amuch gre ter
degree of contentment, are more hope ni,
and consequently moretheerful, and do
their work proniptly and without corn-.
plainiug. The law is in successful opera
tion in the Philadelphia Penitentiary as
well as in Allegheny.
At the same session another law was
passed, applicable to the Allegheny Peni
tentiary only. It authorizes the Inspec
tors, at their discretion, to congregate the
convicts for labor, learning and religious
services. This law is now in force; every
Sabbath the prisoners are assembled in
their respective corridors, where they
listen to the preaching of the chaplain as
attentively as in any city congregation.
They take part in the singing and seem
to manifest a very decided interest in all
the services, Mach good is confidently
expected to result from the operation of
both these laws. It is hoped the next
Legislature will extend their provisions
to county prisons. The commutation
law only apOles at present to the two
State Penitentiaries.'
"GRAY-II AI RE D PATRICITIBM.99
When use Pi Omni' :was dining and
Wining the Ohio traitor, VALLLAMM.
rum, before Pennsylvania felt a rebel in
vasion, he was displaying his true politi
cal colors as a rebel sympathizer. Then
came MCOMIBIAND'S raid on chambers
burg, and Dues advance to Gettysburg.
Imagine the horror which thrilled every
Democratic heart in the Commonwealth,
when it was learned that the rebel troops
were sacking and burning pemocratte
property with no more compunction than
if its owners were Abolitionists dyed in
the wool. Copperhead sympathies proved
to be no protection whatever. The Dem
ocratic, mind, throughout the State, was
demoralized and "all tors rip," by this
revelation of rebel ingratitude. Then
was seen a touching spectacle t Vallan
dighturt's wealthy enterteiner, that warm
hearted friend of Soithern the .
Nabob of the Lehigh, beeame a "gray
haired patriot," and promised a continu
ance of wages to` - all MS operatives who
would volunteer. This Is the substance
of the •latest Democratic electioneering
novel While the "wrinkled front of
war" was so far off as to be out of
,sight
from Pennsylvanian eyes, Mr. Vallandig
ham' s friend PAcxEn felt east in the indul
gence of his rebel sympathies. Ilesaw the
case in another light when a ruthless in
vasion trampled on Democratic property
and threatened his railways, carals, coal
mines and banks with ruin. Me "gray
haired patriotism" lay then, GS now, all
,
in his packets, and `was never heard of,.
or suspected by. his closest, friends, until
these werelhreatened with rebel pillage.
The less said about,,thletNutlet. 1?5', 1 the
opposition press, -
MAIO_ 9 44ErgE ; .4 I~DA ,
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"tet.Fl - 1)r. elooltillie .431
''"The: Democrac y ttl€ 6 i if: '
- e p are
7solute and tniterrt*ttlentsji their host''-
'. itY to tha tegistry-lari- •-l'indin g • Justice.
Einanswlicin powerless IhP'romote their
\
opposition, they helm mite another tack,
ti l nd propoie to nullify: the law by the
refusal of the Democra4 bounty Co
mmissioners to supply , needful books
and other stationery tottassessors. This
malfeasanoe in office ti :been malty-a'
mandanise from the - Ittii i iter Sessions, I
which Feints' es to reach , theright point.-1
\The Demecratic game-lain a nut shell
this year. They look to a j ,sticcessful repe- -
tition of their ,eimsafe: pike:dee; of fraud
urea. the ,hallot-boxes, the OW, and
county •iff Philatelphies, - to .elect Asa
Packer Ind. carry's local ticket, the most
infamous inite"CeMpOsitinek tr we might
take !Democratic authert4 fort, which
was ever nominated in
_aisis Common
wealth. Under the ne registry-law, if
-faithfully enforced, th :frauds arc no
: l e
;longer possitle. Er es, then, ..the
-statute must be nullifi o r . Packer & Co.
will .be beaten. The: opPosition know
that he cannot he elec without a large
illegal vote in thati , ,hity. :No other
district of the' Cormlionwcalth sup
plies the 'requisite *ties for such a
gigantic and successitil , raid npon the
ballot-homes. The petty rascalities which
were in -vague in othm.quarters of the
State, under the anspiC4 of the Coffee
rPot Committee in former years, can no
longer be attempted in die that districts
in the face of the presentlaw, and would
not suffice for the purp4es of the party
even if successfully. prlaced. Only in
Philadelphia, and by he aid of the
Stranswoons, Swownn. s_, •Mclilcr..Los
and , Itarrnara-s, of nullifying Com
missioners and a Ortisan police,
and of the mob, of rowdies and rascals
•of 'every shade of wicked with
which the purlieus of a, is:ige city swarm
, —it is only
. there and , in that way that
\ the law can be set at naught and the op
' position tickets put through. It is evi
dent that such is 'the intended game.
Every day reveals ..from that quarter
fresh proofs of the Democratic plot to
evade the restraints of the salutary legis
lation. When one device fails, they will
, resort to another. Tie up the hands of
1 Sharswood and Snowden, and other
officials , arc promptly detailed to
do the dirty partisan : work. If
the County Commissioners fail, to
secure the Democratic end, the nest
resort will be perhaps to Democratic
police. In someway, the party will re
sist the enforcement of the law; to the
last moment. It is well that our friends
there should understand this. Through
the State, the oppOsition rely upon a
fraudulent vote by thousands in Phila
delphia as the only Ime of electing Pack
er, and they wift - tOrtre It if within-the
range of human possibilities. Their
candidate stands no chance at all in the
rest of the Commonweatth—nor in Phil
adelphia upon any honest poll.. The real
battle-field is there and its issue tarts
upon the maintenance of registration.
ON the 2Stli of June the first Interna
tional Israelitish Synod met at Leipzig,
Saxony. This Synod was composed
principally of the Refor.ned School of Is
raelites from all parts of the world: On
the motion of the Rabbi, Doctor: Pun,
IPSIION, of Dresden, the Synod adopted
the following resolutions, which are a
declaration of the principles of the body:
"1. That the Synod, in conformity
with the teachings of. Moses and the
doctrines of the nrophets—and in recog
nition of the duties and habits of modern
society and State authority---considers
Judaism to be in accordance with the
grand principles of humanitarianism, of
equality before the law, equal nghts in
the government, and perfect freedom of
religious thought and expression.
"2. That it is in the development and
establis meat of these principles that
the safe y of present and future Judaism
is assur d. _
"3. T e internal Pie or all religions,
their m tual respect and equality in the
battle o truth, should be one of the
aims of manicind--such battle to be car
ried on with spiritual wearims only.
"4. It is the object of Judaism to -se
knowledge, express and adyance thew
principles." .
A similar convention le ehorly to be
held in this country. It, is:, said that the
other, or orthodox section of Jews,
regards this movement with suspicion
and distrust.
. , . .
TLIERE is a melancholy degree of truth
in the last wail of our Conservative
, , .
friends of the Lordsvillegournal. Thns :
.
.
The Virginia Conservatives may have
to win two or three more victories and
win them under difllcultlea before they
can secure any practical advantages
from that already. won. The military
power can turn all the seemingly line
fruits of the late election to dust and ashes
by a touch of its finger . and s can the
Congressional power. This truth which
to daily becoming more manifest, casts
upon the Conservative, ;rand is Virginia
a cloud that does not utnin up a silver
lining to the moon.
~. "
LATE advice* from (Juba report: •
There are thiem distinct parties in the
island: The Imperialists, headed by the
Captain General, who support the Span
ish inthoritiet; the VOinsiteers, who want
Cuba raised into an independent province
nuder their control, ant de nand - that the
Spanish regulars shall be Bent home; and
lastly, the party of independence. The
latter depend much on help from the
United States, and could be easily subju
gated if the Spaniard's and volunteers
could be brought to act in Concert, which
they obstinately refuse to do.
Tux following notice wafound pasted
on a large , box , which pa er the
Sioux City and Pacific Railroad a few
days since: "Baggage smashers aro ro•
quested to handle this box with care,
es it contains nitro•glvccrine, G;eek ire,
gun cotton and two ]live gorillas." The
box way not broken.
-,Asoretary ot Mete Fla& raxlvod at
long Branch laat Ofsig. to see the rest.
Oat Oli W1)074,1110 , bhtddele or State: (3 ,
. -
-iiiiiiVailtei Vetntitr-racy-4 - -
During the war. Hon. C.; L. Vallindig
,
ham, the noted rebel frf.,m, Ohio, was the
invited guest of liort. .sa Packer, Ammo
cratic,candidate for Governor, at his resi
dence in •Manch fitiunk. Soldiers of the
republic, and to gal citizens, remember the
old adage. "SAow me your company, and
I'll tell you _who you are." •
The T)emocracy of Pennsylvania
nominated an aristocratic Copperhead,
• worth twenty-five millions, for Governor,
1-und.. planted him on a thorough.going
I Ctipperhead platform, prceisely such as
ixd for g e h a t haalavveybehaend abedoepatefdreebleforeThaereian.
had been fired upon Fort Sumpter orb
not a traitor, a Copperhead, a repudiation
ist, a foe of human liberty anywhere
who wouldconsider himself out of place
in standing upon.it. But Debawracy in
Virginia and Mississippi,profess to favor
the Fi ft eenth amendment. Democracy
, has become as striped as a barber's pole.
The Phila. Stiiiday Mercury, (Dem.)
says : The county Democratic ticket is a
load which the State ticket should not.be ,
compelled to carr. It is not:only intol
erably bad in the i nfamous character ,and
antecedents of some of the names upon it,
but it is quite as exceptionable on account
of the violent and fraudulent manner in
which the nominations were made. If
these nblectionable candidates will not
.voluntatily withdraw, they should be
forced out of the canvass' by some per
emptory action of the party or Its repre
sentatives. If, however, they will not
back out-of the way, of :their- , own . voli
tion, nor be forcibly put out by the pro.
perauthorities, then the result is easy of
prediction. The Democratic . county
ticket will not only be certainly defeated,
and that, too, by a tremendous vote, but
it will cost the State ticket, in this city and
county, the loss of ballots enough to turn
the scale clisastrouslyAgainst it throughout
the Commonwealth. It is generally as
serted and believed' that Judge Packer
wasnominated for the Governorship in
the hope that his money - and _influence
might be used to secure the success of a
local ticket which is the most execrable,
asrespects the character-of some of the
persons whose names it bears and the
mode of its manufacture that erer was
presented by any party for ' the suffrages of
the people. . _
SESI
The Republican future an Virginia.
It is undeniable that Republicanism
has leavened a very large portion of the
Walker party—not the bogus Republi
canism of test oaths and disfranchiSe
ment, but the Republicanism of progress,
which h'as carried the Northern States.
All see how much advanced they are,
and if 1)y. --Republicanism that has
aided in s they want at least to give it
a trial( You will see that whether un
der Liberal Republicans, or Conservative
Republicans, or National Republicans, or
any one of the twenty names by which
the advanced and controlling men of the
Walker 'party call themselves, you will
find Republican principles. Already the
politicians have commenced talking over
repudiation, taxing bonds,&c., and be
gun to take different sies, which ds a
.healthy. sign. It is good when a sick
_child commences to look around him and
take notice, especially when the child has
been so very sick and taken such vil
lainous doses as Virginia bus bad admin
istered often by nurses who ltinibt
kindest hearts and gentleallairnds,
If one may look to 1872, - beltfer see a
Republican party in Virginia . headed by
Baldwin,Stuart, River, Wickham, Flour
noy, Emunds, Chandler and others,
with the Richmond Whig, a paper i which
has proved itself the most farsighted and
powerful political journal in the South,
for its organ, and a Democrat or Opposition
party with Wise, Bunter, Ould and others,
represented by the En quirer, the ablest
exponent of those old ideas which none
who wish Virginia well can ever desire to
see obtain the ascendancy again. There
are two lessons in this election
_that may
be studied with profit by the men of 3lrs
sissippi and Texas. First, the rights of
the white men cannot. be gained without
those of the negroes are granted; and.
second, that the State governments and
State polities of the reconstructed States
are hereafter to be run by new men. and
the old ones laid .N. Y.
Tames.
More Rivairy . for Pittsburgh.
An Indianapolis telegram says : Dr.
Cox, State Geologist, returned last night
from &three weeks' survey of the coal
districts of Owen; Clay, Vigo and Parke
counties, Ile ascertains that the seam I
of block coal, which is so valuable on ac.
count of its availability in smelting iron
without coking, extends in a west of
north direction, from southwt in Owen
up through Clay and Park eounties, a
width of six miles with Brazil and Rock
ville on the Iv est edge. In depth it ranges
from three to six feet. Iron ore was found
In the center of Clay county,. suffi
cient quantities to support a furnace,
while banded-iron andbog iron ore, bitu
fonous coal und fine building stone is
found scattered over th e counties in large
quantities. Dr. Cox Is confident that the
whole section win soon be dotted over
with furnacet, and that Indiana will soon
rank next to l'ennsytvania in iron mann
factitring, and Eastern capitalists are in
teresting,
themselves greatly, quietly In
vestigating the matter and investing large
sums of money, and Western men may
wake up to find themselves behind time
for the best investments.
Talc McConnellsyllle Heratd• relates
that a man, designated as de.
Belting' his wife and five children, In
Wheeling, last August, came back to
Athens , county, where, they had lived
several years fore, and hirrd out as a
ffirMballo. Fr o m there the w ) fe reeolvtd
a letter, in June last, announcing hie
death and stating that he died so poor
that he had to be buried by his Mends.
She therefore set about preparing for a
journey to the grave of her once devoted
husband, with a Niew of marking the spot
,with a tombstone. Arriving, last Friday
week, clothed In mourning. at the house
from which the news of her husband's
death was sent, she asked o young lady
at the door ,If that was where r. Si—
dled, and was abmewhat aatonished and
delighted to have answer that ho was out
in the wheat field alive and well. “Why,
he's my husband!" said the overjoyed
wife. This seemed to stagger the young
lady. and the wife was somewhat astoun
ded, finally, to learn that the marriage of
this young lady to her unfaithful ht
band was to have taken place last Sun:
day. Ho had written that he died in in
digent circumstances, 'thinking that his
wife would then have no anxiety con•
cerning his effects, which be thonebt
would be the only motive to bring her
into the •neighborhood. The mutter
was happily prevented and the tomb.
;so4e, nnbsppliy, dossed:
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atetamorphoshi—A "BeSeised,'
Maiden Amaliee in, she
. IMorning and
Finds Herself a Man — strange Freon
of a Burglar.
tFrom the Terra Haute 'lnd.) Jourpti 3
A few nights since the residence of a
prominentitizen was entered by a burg
-Ist, and some valuable jewelry and other
prDperty stolen and carried away. - But
before leaving the, house, it appears he
paid a visit to nearlyevery apartment in
it. -Traces of him were found above and
beloW stairs ; where reiindeed, it was
probable any valuables could be obtained.
It so happened that one member of the
family belonged to that much abused - and
very excellent class of society called "old
maids." She is a free-hearted, generous
lady, intellicent and refined, and the only
fearttiat her well balanced mind hadever
known, is the apprehension that in some
evil hour Satan day lure her affections
into the keeping of that:Abomination of
her mind, a man..' The good lady prays
every day that no sueh evil may befall
her, and that she May, live and die in
maiden meditation fancy free. Now,
, whether the burglar knew this peCuliar
ity of 'the lady's mind or not, ho at all
events determined to play her &very Frac
tical joke.
To this end he carefully removedfronv
tbe chair on which she had n eatly folded.
and laid it, all her wearing apparel, and
substituted, from another, room, a com
plete suit of gentlemen's clothes. Than
taking off a huge pair of false whiskers,
he carefully adjusted them to the face of
the sleeping lady. Of course he could
not wait to see the denouement, but that
pleasure was reserved for the family the
next morning. • Awakening at an early
-hour. (the good lady proceeded to the
mirror (an invariable practice - among
the ladies) to enjoy a look at her Mee.
The firlttglance petrified her with horror.
Was she, indeed, a man ?,
The latent superstition of her nature
reviving, she imagined that Satan had
been playing her a horrible ,revenge for
her animosity to the male creation. She
staggered to a chair, and; almost broken
hearted, concluded to dress and send for
a barber. But now she noticed for the
first time that her clothes too were gone,
and a gentleman's outfit was substituted
in their stead. She was certain now that
the metamorphosis was complete, and re
signing herself to the situation tried to
don the apparel. Bat having no expert - -
ence in the adjustment of this new fangled
apparel, and nabit being stronger than in
stinct she found that every time She put
the pantaloons over her head she encoun
tt red an impediment that defied all her
efforts to overcome. In short, the pants
wouldn't go over her head.
At last, in despair. she rang for assis
tance, and her maid appearing at the
door, she cried out: "Don't come in,
Betty, for I tun a man now; but just
please step in and ask; al , brother if he
usually puts his breeches on over his
head, or commences feet foremost"
It is needless to say the message aston
ished the household. It was some time
before the lady would admit to her apart
ments any one of either sex, for fear she
might make a mistake; but one of them,
however, more adventurous than thereat,
pushed !open the door, and convinced the
sorely tried maid that she had not forsa
ken her estate, but was yet one of the an
gels of earth.
a .
THE GOOD OLD Tams are'not gone for
ever. 'Here Is an incident. On the re
cent, trip' rif inia
a Miskiaaippi stelmtjhe
clerk had iillotted the last state-zoom an-a
wes about to close his office when he was
astounded by 'an apparition, a tall
Missourian, who exclaimed: "I say
stranger, I want one of them chambers. "
" , Sorry, sir." said the official blandly:
"but our state-rooms are all taken."
"The d-1 they are," responded Miss
ouri; "I'v paid my fare'n I want one of
them chambers." "Allow me to see your
ticket," sa:d the still polite clerk. 'Plat
ing his hand to the back of his neck the
passenger pulled out a ten-inch bowie=
knife, and driving it quiVering into the
counter, said, "I'm from Pike County,
young feller, and thar's my ticket;
I want one of them chambers." Bethre
the steel had ceased to vibrate the prompt
clerk quietly thrust a loaded and capped
six-shooter under Pike's nose, and cool
ly answered: "I'v only got 'six cham
bers,' and you see they are all fait."
The Missourian edged out of "range,"
and putting up big "tooth pick," ejacula
ted: "A tall hand's good."
Tun editor of a New York paper (who
probably knows) calculates the amount
of money spent for drinks. He says :
Leaving wines and other expensive liqu
ors quite out of the question, let us see
what a plain coctailist or modest imbiber
of old rye is likely to disburse on his fa
vorite refreshments in the course of a
year. Take a very. znoderate man ea a
sample. Assume that he drinks every
day one glass of ale at ten cents, and four
glassesof whisky at fifteen, That amounts
to seventy centas day, which makes four
dollars and ninety cents a week. Multi
ply by four and you have nineteen dol
lars and sixty cents a month, which, you
know, to one hundred and thirty-five dol
lars and twenty cents a year. Thus, if
the lman who had carried on at this
rate for ten years had all his liquor money ,
back, his pocket would be inflated to the
tune of thirteen hundred and fifty-two
dollars. This is only a small beer calcu
lation; but think of the men who spend
rive times thls amount on liquors, and re.
k member that their name is legion.
A WAsnutarorr dispatch says: The
receipts from all sources, since July Ist,
ore thirty millions, and the disbursements
on account of government expenses are
twelve millions. The interest due on the
public debt is nearly; eleven millions per
month, which, added to the expenses,
make twent4bree millions to tome out
of the t hi r ty . million - receipts, which
leaves, up to today, a reduction of about
seven millions, and in the remaining
week of July it is expected that tilers
will be two millions more come in, in
—The ball at Long Branch Monday
night, in honor o! the President, Was
crowded. Among those present, were
ex -Secretary Borie,and wife; Gen. W. T.
Shman and daughter; Oen. Phil. Sher.
tdan and lady; Generals Ingalls. RooNss,
Ames, Porter, Comstock, Walden, Met.
Act, and Lieutenant Governor Woodibrd
and others. •
—At a meeting he ti at WhttO s,ulphor
Springs, VOL, yesterday. 433111170!Mii MU..
cipally of southerner*, repoluton* were
uuaulutously adopted exposit).* - the
gratitude of the southern people to t-o,
Peabody fir his tuunilleaut Oft in the
muse of edueation in - the Muth., The
resolutions will be %Melly itresceb!si to
Mr. Peabody.
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thlion toliritS al Si` wilo'dfil NT'
' York. yehleti a, At .ki o.* tv Aftot u
ilisteiitollANAloo. VW* MI Mead&
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131UEF - TEL - EGI.
—The steamer Minnesota. from Liver
p3el, arrived at New York last night.
—Wm. H. Sylvis, President of the Na
tional Labor 'Union, died suddenly yes
terday morning, at Philadelphia, of con
gestion of the bowels.
—The through express train from
Washington, duo in New York at half
past ten last evening, was thrown off the
trfiet near Newark, N. J. No one was
injured.
—General Canby has modified his or
der for the payment of the Virginia Jan-,
uary interest, by directing that only one
per cent. be paid . This will amount to
P 50,000. - ~
t in
.--
sing a thunder: storm near Raon
-don New York, yesterday :Marmon.
the htning struck one of , the hi:n=B o f
tbe i Washington Ice Cpuipanyfidestroy
ing t at and Ibiltr others. They were all
filledwith ice. Loss heavy.
—Mr. Simonton, New. York agent of
-the AsseciatecE, Press , and one of the
editors of the New , York Times, with his
family,,arrived l in Chicago on yesterday
morning from California, and left for
New Yorkthe same afternoon.
.
—Edward Halplan, an elderly man
from Black Dock, fell-over an embank
ment at Niagara, nearthe table rock, on
lllonday evening, a distance of one hun
dred and eighty feet, and was instantly
killed. The., body ' was mangled in a
dreadittl Walker. -. •
.
—Geiitiral'CanbY has ordered- that ast
much of the 3EIIIIIBII interest on the
Virginia State debt as. the Treasurer is
able to pay Shall be paid at once. There
is °ter ..1.4a0;000 in the State Treasury, a
little over,One-half of the amount due
on the January interest.
—The soldeiia' monument lately erected
in Hallowell,M was dedicated on Tues..
day, this) ceremony consisting of reading
Scripture, prayer, singing and oration
by General Hubbard, of . New York. A
large *concourse of citizens and members
of the late army partiCipated. • i
—The Augusta (Ga;) constitutionalist
states that a disguised party visited the
jail at Appling, Columbia county. and
took therefrom a negro man and w.nnan,
who were found dead on the road Sun
day morning. ' The negroes bad :lad a
difficulty with a white family.
—The Supreme ConclaVe of the United
States of the °rider , of ' , Septa Sapho,"
Seven Wise Men,
.met at. Philadelphia,
yesterday. A very, large delegation of
representatives froth ail the . States in
which the ordernists was present. The
order was represented to. be in a very
prosperous condition.
•
BUFFALO, July 27.—Flour firm; sales
western spring at $6,78; do. bakers $7,50;
lowa goring 66,130; No. 2 city ground
spring ;6,75; 1,000 bbis. sold. 'Wheat
opened firm but closed dull and droop
ing at lower rates:" sales 6,000 bu. in the
morning, No. 2 Chicago spring, at * 1 , 44
on the spot and to arrivefNo. 2 Milwau
kee $1,45M@1,46; No. 1 do. $1,48; in the
afternoon 7,200 bu. 'No. .2 Chimp at
about $1,42. Corn quiet but farm;
sales of 30,000 bushels -western No. •
2, part to arrive, at $1,05:-20;000 bushels '
western by! sample at $1:60, and bald
firm at close at $1,05®1,07 for No. 2. Oats
quiet and.steady at 783. Rye offered at
81,20. Barley nominal. Pork firm• at
$33,E0. Lard firm at 19019340. High
wines; none offered, scarce and nomi
naly at $1,05. Grain in store here yes
terday morning : wheat, 892,000 bush;
c0rn,343,000 bush;Aats. t 350,000 bash;
rye, 8,000 bash; pe4 - 2,300 bush. ". .
ONE. OF TEE MOST ASTOUNDING
CURES EVER PLII3LISHEIR- 41 .
TESTED 811 OVER FIFTY- War;
NESRE7S.
The remarkible cure of Miss:Fisher; of Bearer
county, I one worthy of more than a passing
notice, especially when E 0 many_persons are Mr"
tering not only with diseases of the eyes, and
partial or total blindness, but likewise with other
chronic ailments which Dr. Keyser has treated
with such astounding success•
'the lady concerned was doomed to perpetual
it;
blindness, which through Dr. geyser's skill was
,compTetely removed, the truth of A
..,..„,:, ILS been
vouched for by a sufficient number ci ' tresses
to establish the faet.beyond all cavil. The sub
joined letter from the young lady's brother
speaks fOr itself : • • ,
Tie. Bayssn—This is the l'st of names that I , f
have to the cure of my F i s t Christiana Fisher.
They wsre all willit ir to pot their names down,
and were very ranch astonished to see that you
brought her sight so scion. My mu her sends her
thaL.ks to you: she says “you weenie of the great-
est men in the world. , " :She says if we had Bat
come across you eh- Datives her child would not
be living at this time. We .all plaid sending
our love and respects to you.
•
... S. r. FISTEiII,
North Sewickley.
.
' We, the undergigned know of the enre of
Hiss Fisher, and bear willing testimony to tbe
fact above stated.
CnniSTIAN
Sin°. P. fibulas, (brother.)
ANNIT. Bseul.E7,•
T. for ay. nue. Allegheny.
BrdirrkllcCAirwirr.
• Louisa Ftsnin, Merl:mice.>
8. H. Brown. Philiti Friday Bacbet Friday.
H. N. Teckle. A. H. csvIMI. WM. Jenkhis,
11. - W. Leven- Mb haelliarrle, J. A. Fleming,
g.,eree, 134115. a Leingrai. Witta Hyde,
C.S. ewlsebtirg EliraLevindor. T. 1.. Young,
Wm. Alison, ter. A. U. Leven-
J.Lrvendorfer, J. F. Mitchell: -dOrtev.
• A. Gardner: LeVellClOrterJ. F. Monisou,.
A.lO. Mori Pon Robt Manead, Miltead,
Isabella Dobbs. N•Funktiouwer. D. Fisher.
G.Fisher (tier) I.iszte bigbead, Tittle biair•Se.
T H. blabead. Thos. wattead. Leon Alligoe.
Mary J. ..town, Jane A.Xorion J. C. WslLleg.
Mary J. AVeiler. N. H Hazen, Maryl3.llo , ton •
ll,Morton Hare 111111e11, Jennie W (Icon.
C. Wilson. mary E.wtuon mart Patten.
Jennie Patten. Manes James Patter.,
Sadie &Dobbs. Jennie a.Dobbs 3. W Dons/.
1. Dobbs: Wm. It. Pence, .C. F.sber. •
Wlillamina Flan er. (tier mother.)
Deafness. (lard Hearing. Di.ebarges.frona :Ste
Eat, Polypus of the -End', Catarrh. °sena, Brad
Ryes, Inflamed k' es, and every sew-cies id Sate
Byes and ars Rupture. Varlocook Enlarn
Limbs ilmken Von:, 'll.llceisceo Lege wad the
auto - s di.eases of the skin ana hale . suretteafeßy •
tr. ated..
Dli RBSSEIi, may
unttl be cones ted every. day' _
19 o'c ock. sibtssi ore. IlelLtherte )•tre.t..
and. Vora 1 to 3 , o'clock at Mg oelest. No. IRO
Yeral street.
TILE WORLD GROWS WISER.
Thetis:nen atetnach bta Dorn a thattetetly re+
muted organ. There was a Unmet:len tot . evert
aereliction et duty It eras enabled with here A
doses orate most dltgastleg aad tliklistazik ettage.
In vain It rejected thee, and tlittnilti) Matted'
Omni upon the halals of thoteartteadtaroUtared
them, *Remy were terze , d wont% Its:ethane save,
uhtll its *Arent poteitegat thl t ronritit4reutt 4
out of It.
The world I a elate iteettitan 1 area in that , &..ae , .
%It eta, %hen Onion* yargattelti Ala Wet% Wlial
tittraltOn 'were whit isAtE4244 NO"! weak have
1
tailed the • ' male limit` , et the Wealth rn cages of
ayerentta arid Ilverj:coteplatete. ~,
I ii, paid. wort Ili antee.y rot teolesetteri tool •
t5ti,,,,..x,,4,16 twervavootkNok . aoi. Mr , .
TSlta. a preparation 'watch Ito 410 *letria •Cesalaaw
% ,I r l lrtg t-1 4 .1AtZ , b* g tVicw *Olt ktl t%z: lale,e'ti,
*ft. mot VAIINIVOsv. biNateltA: aOt
hitrktbr,l-hit YAWN! It i s lirat4 rAN
it e.aslrtdissVcitre\ lat Ivo ,‘ltatsrA. reap' s *
Ate ri, , t. I *kik* WOO 1 Writs wbt. 1A . firq . % P'tszen.
%pith% we tar eAsing that *ROA Tract WA*,
L airs.
IN Wla 1 11 . 6 th tglAt ...AA t4VIS as vtgAtotte •Ict he
itire. *hen en We IN giro trite , tit Oorrtihil
vie WO el tit:r heAt tip: to its 151.c.VVriat-Aikt,fi
hoo t ok, ,t tot*, aware ~a 4- i lta V 'tk., Iffts-Atte
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h*LO CAC , st 1 1 - 6 VIA ilsockilr4 4 steWri, vitt* ea of
t thi,t,ren
troz,eorVrvog 1 1 0E.,•—c titerVi 1 1,11 4 a ttkoncrts.
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et t it rev=tlA -o ., k,, l i rt=r t*- " t
kWh Win .ys t 'in Mitt e 'IWO ifirt.
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