1 I - ii rv a i. - " &. -- f . tr"f THB.SCRANTON T1UBUNE-M0NDAY, BEOEAtBEK 29, 1902. .-' - VI NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA MONTROSE, Special to tho Scratitoti Tribune. Montroso, Dec. 23. Mr. . tu.it Mist. Arthur llnuls, of Montelalr, X. .!., wou jjucats over ChilstmuB at Hie home ol Mis. IlturlV father, S. 11. Itoseip, Lake avenue. LaVctnp Frinlc, loroman In tho AVyn IubIiib ltorkot office, is a guest of Dr. untl Mrs. II. V. Frlnk ami other rela tives In tills vicinity. Tho unnunl meeting of the I'tesby leilan .otiKiegtitlon will he held In tho church Fildny, .lanuniy 0. 1 00J, nt 10.M a. in. Tho lontul of pews wilt take place at 1.50 p. in., tuuno day. llulpli IX. Xoithtup letuincd Fildiiy to Milton, lt to resume his duties as Konpiul Hccrelnry of the Young- Men's Oluhtlun association at that place. Ilbeii C. Flumotrplt, of the Intui na tional Coiiespondencu school, Seranton, and Cluieneo Simons, of Haw ley, weio ntiostrt Chilslinus of the fonnoi'H pat ent'', Mr. and Mis. S. T. Fluinoifelt. Mi a. Betsy Chapman has. gone to AVUkes-Hiiiie to spend a couple ot months with her daughter, Mrs. S. L Hi own. Miss Kbttlla O'Mnllcy, of Ilallslead. was a fiueit Cluistnias at tho home ot her sister, Mi. (Jinnies P. lJIcimann, on "West Chinch stieet. John O'Neill and Joseph Joidan spent ClulHmus In Seranton. The lenidins of Mis. Harriet llobeit bou ai lived heic fioin lliiighamton on Fiidoy morning, and weio Immediately taken to the Baptist chinch, of which she was a communicant, wheie ser vices wen conducted by lie v. E. JC. Thomas, lnteimcnt was made follow ing tho services, In the Monti ose cetne tei y. Kcpoita from AV. I). 13. Atney indicate a gcnciul Impiovcinent in his health. Dana A. Watious, of Blnghamton, ts IsltliiK' his parents, "Ur. and Mis. O. II. AWitious. The nnnual meeting of the Republi can county committee will be held at the com I house Satuiday, Januny ", lOO.!. The f uncial of Mix. C'ulvln C. TJal-ey was held fioin her late homo on South fheny stieet Filday atleinoein at 3 o'clock, ltrv. A. F. von Tobol conduct ing the fceivices Intiiment was made in the Montto-.e eemeleiv. The do ceased had for senis been an invalid, but the patience with which she bote lier suffeilngs plainly fallowed itsclt in the saint-like beauty of her fiee. Al though confined to In r home, ohe was continually tending messages of svm pnlhy and love, and by this means be i ame endeaied to all who knew her ller lo&s is deeply felt by hm- many friends and the grief nt hen demi-e will loi long li'iiulu in tholr hcait' A new ire house is being ei cited at the Boiden cicnineiv. Olln Tiink has bs.on spending 'icvciat d.ijs this 'veuk in biisciiiehunni. Mixs Lillian Tltswoilh, a xtndcnt in Sj.ineuso unicihitj, is spending her vacation at the homo of hei puciUs, Mr. and Mi D. A. Tltswoilh, on -Maple f-tieot lonn Sueel, a Y il- xtudent is spend ing his -vacation with lclatlws in and ..boat Montrose TUNlvRANiOGK. Bpeei.il to tho Heinnton 'liibimi; Tunkhannoek, Dtp 2V A wiiia of ie i il nifcutliig-) aie l)ping held In the Methodist iluucli li ibe lli. .1. 1) Hilitimp, an eangplibt, ol Sm.kuxp, as bKlcd l.jlm jiastoi, Ktv. '1. It, Wll liiii. Tlu will continue lur two or tlni'i" weeks The cenliar biihe will begin at 7. .10 o'clock John Hi ace, a law student, in the ot lke ol James V. Piatt, esq , was ad mitted on Satin day to pi act Ice as an attorney in tho several eoutts of Wj -inning county. He will locate in this place. D-Slieil1f A. O. ciiegoiv, rf Meiliop pen, was in town on xiitiudaj. Pi of. Jatob Brelndingei mil wife, ot Wllkes-13.il re, ah guests of (Japt iln William X. TtPjnolds ami wiTe on West Tioga ,tieel Hrv, and Md-. Sinittel C. Hodge will hold a in'ptlnn loi nipinbeis of ho I'reibj tf i 'on congiegalion on New Vein's ila.v, fjimi J to 0 p in. Mi. and Mit. Janics B. JCethledge, who Jiivvp licen spending tli pist tlueo weeks with tho 'oiini'i'b tallica, at this place, iriiiiiu'd to tlit.Ii homo ai lVnn Aiyle on satuidio. tiioige Bldlciiian, of the Tension le paunun: at Washington, 1. C, is vis iting Ills piiiontn ut ihis place. Mi.x. Ciupj ICuxgy and family of Sunuton, .up -,pi ndlng thft holldnva wtth in r paiuntx, Mi. niul Jits. h(n, . JMcklni-on on Haulsoii Mient. Mi. and Alls. Albeit l.rc and Mltss i:il..abinli (iolile spent Chilbtinas with Haniuel (Joblo and ft'inily at Baton- Vlllll. William IVatlieis, ot Xiw Voi I: city, was a visitor in town on Ratuidu. Mi. and Mis, Samuel Fitch and chil dren, of Hiu, aie Visiting tin f outl et's paicntb, Mr. and Mis, Anion Avciy at thl.s il. ue. BRA D FORlTcb UNT Y. Special to the atinutou Titbunc, Teiwanda, Dee, 2S. Thu i huicheb. and Sunday .schools obboived Clulstums with line piogiainmes. An Inntallatlon and ehickon pie su- ,iial will bo held by meinbei.s of tho t'hnile.s F. Mooro camp, Xo. 20U, Spau- lsli-Aiiieiicau AViu A'eteians, on Thuib- d.iy, Jan. 1, Tho tullouiiur j.nl and peculiar ne I'ldPttt comes fioni Wyoming county; AYhllo the .t-eai-olil daughter of Mr. and Mis. J. I,. AVoodiulf, of Black AVul uuti was standing on a low window sill playing with other chlldien, sho slipped niW fell. The buck of her broke out a pane of glass, anil, bttlklng tho sash, the Infant btoke her neck and died hoou tiftnt, Mr, ami .Mis. James AVcst were eall i'i. ut I'Jttbton ytbteuluy, owing to the death of an aunt, i Joseph J'airolt, of Albany, X. V Is upofidlng tho holidays with his fan-lly In Towanda. Tho following number among the JIow to Avoid tho Dangers of a Cold, Hyciyone- must lealUe the elangcis attending ,i sevcie told, and that II Is always piudwit to anialn In-dooid un til tho danger is pabsud. Many, how ever, do pot feel able to lae the tlpiu and wU bo Intoiesteil In knowing that a soy me cold may bo niokcn up and all danger avoided by thu piompt uso of Chunibeilaln'a Cojigh Ilemedy. It not only cuiets, but ernes quickly and tnunteiMuts any lendec.- towaid pnnu nnnli, Foi talo by aU'elrUBKlHtj. j iiuuiy who arc visiting In 'J'ovvnndn: Dr. V. X. Uetts, of rhlladelphla; Miss Julia Powell, of AVnslilnKton. D. 0.! Miss Anna Cash, of Boston; Miss Hel en Porter, of Philadelphia; Mr. nntl Mis. F. AV. Oulhettson, of liowlstown; J. T. Halo and son, of Duluth; Stow nit Black, of Stanford, Conn.; Mr. and Mrs. Ale:. Jnckson, or Berwick; M AV. Hlmmlns, of Augusto, Gil.! Dr. and Mis. F. T. Fox, of Bath, Pa. Mis. 11. X. White Is visiting her for mer homo at Ltithner Mills. Jonathan AVestloy, a Lehigh Valley engineer, eliopped dead on the htatlon platfoim at Bet nice. Ho was about CO yens old and a soldier. The joung child of Bleaker Waltlion, at SU't Smllhtlcld, choked to death fioni the effects of .swallowing a collar button, lecently. Ja'Whi Brothcus, of X.eltoy, nnd Bllen lieiger & Yenger, of Towanda, hae just puiehiised 2,50'J ncios ot limber land In Vliglniu. It is stated that ?.'r, 000, p.itt piyment, was paid down on the deal. Bulll. an & Hale have dl&posed of their pinning mill In Towanda to Smith Bios, and Ajeis & Co. The Valley Slulnp association dls tilbuted giocerles and piovlslons to the nmount of ?P!0 among the poor nt Ath ens, Sayie and AVaveily, on Christmas. Postmaster Tinner lepoits that an aveiago of 11,412 letters a day for five days befoiP Chilstmns were mailed at the Towanda ofllce. Dining that time twMity-iho bags wprc sent out con taining packages and other mall mat ter. The receipts for tho quarter, It Is estimated, will reach close to ?4,000. F. C. McKee, of Philadelphia, visited his mother and In other, H. B. McKee, last week. Fciry Watts, ot Canton, aged eleven yeais, by winning a diawlng contest, has been awauled a schol.n Milp In the Seranton Couespondenco Schools. .Tofcoph Biennan, a Lehigh Valley em ploye, hud his back bi often In a wteel: at Beinlce. He ib at tho Meicy hos pital in AVllkes-Baite. Couit Stenogiapher and Mrs. Atthur Head mouin the loss of their infant son, who died on Ftiday, after a long lllnexs of cPMbio-spinal meningitis. B r. Dumfcp, a wide-awAke ralltoad conduetor, is in Bethlehem, attending aiailioad e'onductois' meeting. THE iDEAL QUIET DAY OF THB NEWSPAPER MAN "Xow," said 1 to mi self as a liedily cut batch of "eop" paiier was laid on the desk and an pagei1 compositor btaichee! the "copy" diawer lor i unto or lppilnt, "now I shall teat mbiU' in ihoufeht piolound an i compose oina thlnir gie.it." A lnay ulii was falling and the pcdesti'aiib vy splashed by the win-dov.- weie xhjUki, boggy and dix gi untied. A dot; tight on the opposite side of the stieet failed to diaw a single spec tatoi. ' y Ideal eiuiet day for woik. Xo body will tin list bubfcciiptlon lnoier in to inv Spenceiim fist, anct unchal lenged ihlingiaphv ahall embellish the nnnusciipt of a mastf ipiece " The telephone tinkled musically. Hello'" I said. 'Ilillo'" came tiie answer in sweet tones of the feminine gender. "Hello"' I said, once mote "Hello!" xbo said; "hae you spaie libb?" "Mad erne in Mibs," said I. "I have no paie libs. 1 need every one in my body." The out-tap was given mutually and 1 picked up the pencil and anangcd the Speuceiian fist. A liienel liom n. neighboring town diopjed in and splashed down into a chah, sciuiitlng a spray of raindrops over the fiPshiy cut "copy" paper. 'T thought I would just diop In and tell ;.ou that my paper has not reached me until Mondny lor seveial weeks." !.p icinaiked. "I told the postmaster at home about it, hut he said It was jour lault." "It could not hi," 1 expostulated. "All papeis lor jour town tiavel in the samp bundle, and if one leaches ton a all should redeh. Do others re eel1 e theh papois no lime'.'" "Yes." he icplied, "but the postmas ter said j on must have a 'spite' at me." Xow, look lieu my lilend," quoth ! "why should I lime a 'spite' at you? What havo ou done that I should blnglo j ou out nnd 'cubb.igo' your pa per at the xlslc of losing one dollar a j cur, which In a thousand j'cni.s would nmount to mote than ti (thousand amount to a thousand dolluts?" 'That Is a big pile of money to tlnow away, ain't it,'" ho u-uaiked, bciateh inir hb head. The telephone tinkled. "Hello!" I bald. "Hello!" she bald. 'Hello!" I .said. "Hello!" she bald; "havo joii any Ptiaio ilbbT' "Madam or Miss," 1 icplied Impress ively, "I have no spaio tlbs to bparc, ppthnps I might tear bomo or the bojs. Tlili li n print shop and wo butcher nothing hut Kiigllsh." The double) out-tap sounded "I can't bee, though," lemaiked nu ll lend, "how 'tis that my neighbor!, all get their papeis on Satin day and mine don't come till Monday," "I cannot see, cither. Tho names tiro stamped on the mm gins automatically, and It 13 almost Impossible to miss om," "Well, I don't get initio til) Monday, and I don't see why you can't go me tho Couripi -Join mil fiee for missing so often." "My ft lend, I shall make a special effort to get jour papei ou time this week, I shall wilta to the postmaster nnd tho earlier; if that does no good I hhaU wiite to the piesldent, the peist nmster general, nur two eenatora and our eleven lepresentatlveB. If that falls I shall take the i-ar enci Saturday inoinlng and cany the paper mjself." Hu oti .tightened up to go, nnd shook off tho lonialnlng ralnrtiops to the fleshly cut "copy" paper, "Well, bee that you do," lie said, "or I'll stop tho paper; I take moro papeta now than I can read." The tt'lenhoim tinkled. , "Hello!" I said. "Hello!" she bald, ' ' "Hello'" I said. "Hello!" fche raid; "have rou spate ribs?" "Madame or Miss," I jeplled desper ately, "1 still have no cp.uo ribs, but a hog has Just left the ofllce, and If yew meet him on tho street kindly obllgo me by cutting out his entire battery." Tho out-taps fell, and we salted down tho "copy" paper It was too fresh to keep till morning. J, M. Allen, In Cyn thluna Democrat. A PLEA FOR AQUINAIiDO. Time to Quit Gloating Ovor That Gentleman's Misfortunes. 1'iom tho Manila Times, Is It not just nboul time, If tho slang phinso may be pardoned, to "ring off" on this constant milking mock of Agulnnldo and holding his name up to lldlculo and laughter? Sutely vp are not such a puny people its to take de light In crowing over and huinlllatlng a fallen and vanquished eneinj 1 Sutelv v."e can affotd to leave Agulnuldo with his own humiliation and rcfinln from intruding our jibes and scores upon his solitude! Surely we have taunt ed and tormented him long enough! Sttiely there is no joy In again bruis ing the broken reed! If wo have not the manliness and consideration to rec ognize siich htues ns lie possesses, let us at least cull a halt to this perennial l'.u tiding of his shoitcomlngs and weaknesses. As a nation, wo have not been given to such littleness; and It 111 becomes us to bemoan out solves to It now. Hvon the felon who lies In a murderer's cell is uccorded some meas uio of pity! Evc.il the hound disdains to wound and worry Its helpless quarry! And what gieat sin has Agulnnldo committed? His recoid, as lecords go in these Islands, Is a clean one. Even his worst enemies, those who have toin his reputation to tntteis, pilloried and pelted his character, and glee'd and gloated over his downfall and misfor tunes, can point to but one dnik blot tho Luna assasblnatlon and oven his Implication In that Is cloudj-. Then in the balance with this let us place that Inchlent of the coup which led to his capture, when, heailng that several American prisoners were being brought in triumph before him, he otdered that they be taken to the neaiest United StatP3 army post, set at liberty, and each given flftj peso3. But it Is not the Luna assassination which feeems to he tho prune cause for trio ridicule or condemnation poured upon him bj his detiactots. It appeals that something in the way of contiast between his foimer high estate and his present degradation gives the motive for jest. But suiely Agulnnldo, humble and dispbteeined, has tended to ledeem, if redemption b" necessaij-, Agulnnldo haloed and tiiumphant. Since his le tirement and seclusion, the fallen heio of a fallen tepubltc has maintained hinibelf in a manner which musr com mand lespect. Bitter as must be the leflections and expeiioncp of his pies ont life, ho has yet pie.served a cahn nebs and dignity foieign to many in like place a calmnobs and dignity as becoming ab ever his gloiy and gieat ness. AVhoio one would expect a l a fl ing at lato and excel ation at fortune, he finds an equanimity and leblgnation which compel svmpathj- and enforce iespe,t. Just a night or two ago, when pressed once mow to exhume feomo of the intPiesting but evll-&melliiig skele tons ot the inmincction davs, he le plled with dlgnltv "I do not caie to talk pbout tlwe tnings which aio past." Have wo pulogied Agulnnldo too much.' Pel haps we'h.'vc. But when wc spo this constantly contemptible xpitllrg of i ldlcula and abuse upon hl.i name, we cuiuot help tho eipip.sjlon of a feellrg of protest and dlbdain. Suio 1' we can now bear to leave tho fallen leader alone in the valley of tho bhn dow of his humiliation, and not on any and pyeiy occasion lead him foith to make a brectacle for tho thoughtiG-s and jepilng multitude. AVo have surely outgiov.n bitch pitiable rejoicing . as taii'o fioni the Roman tiluinnhs and I he days of the Philistines, and can foirgo tho gloating? which belong only to thp Ignoble ". ictor! THE LORENE OPERATION. How It Relieves Congenital Disloca tion of tho Hip Joint. Fioin the Xew Yolk Sun. In the early development ot a child the thiee bones which are to foim the large hip bone of one side of the body aie not united but giow separately and giaduallj- become haidencd and unified. When development is natural and com plete the point wheie these thiee bones join is In the bottom of a cup-bhaped cavity, called the socket, In which the lounded head of the thigh bone Is held by stiong Hgainentb. If, fiom any cause, development is interfeicd with, u failure almost alwayt takes place wheie this cup-shaped eavlty or sock et should be. When theio Is no well de veloped socket to hold the hone'' of the thigh In place the strain on tho liga ments when the child begins to walk Is so great that they ate sti etched ab normally, and finally theie is a dis placement of the head of tho bone thiough tho Insufllclent capsule. Tho surgeon has, therefore, to deal not only with a dislocated joint, but an undevel oped socket, unci the operation is in tended to bilng tho head of the bono to the plnco wheto tho deptesslon should be and so hold well against the soft ened tlbsues at the pioper point until bj piessure It foims n mote or less com plete bocket. Moie satlsfactoiy icsultn me looked for In children under ! or ti yenis of ago than in those who ate older. For lite opei ation the child Is made insensible and unconscious by an nn aesthetlo, mid Is placed upon a Hi in table, bquarely upon the back, while the pelvis or hip bones ot both sides of tho body me held Immovable by tho hands of assistants, Tho opeiator, holding tho thigh firmly, bends it at the hip and upon the abdomen until the thigh bono ib about peipendlcular to the level of the table. It Is then catrled slowly and foiclbly outwnid or away fiom the mlddlo lino of the patient's bodj, then svvnyed to and ftn with gwiduully ln ci easing foico until by sti etching or tearing tho muscles and ligaments at the joint, It is can led outward so fur that the thigh is nlnuist patallel with tho surface of the opeiatlng table, When, by this manoeuvie, the muscles mid capsule have been sufllclontly etiotclted or torn, the head of the hone, which Is now neur the place wheie thu socket should be, nitty be felt to have slipped over the edge of this shallow saucer uud Into the slight concavity, Falling In this the same movements mo tepeated, tho limb being can led fetill fuither In tho various dliectlons above given. AVhen finally the head of the bone Is felt to have passed into the deptes slon for tho socket, It Is carefully held In this position unit an effmt made to deepen the socket by seml-rotatlon of the bono fiom light to left, boring ihe head of tho thigh Into and deepening the cavity, A plaster of pails encase ment Is now applied and worn for from six to nlneNinontlis. After a week or two, or as soon as tho sensitiveness of the joint will peimlt, the patient Is en couraged to will1 upon tlie leg of the affected side. PROVERBS AND THEIR ORIGIN THE WISDOM OF THE AGES fcOILED DOWN. Afilcan Tiulsms nnd Their Similar ity to Ancient Euiopenu and Latin Platitudes Same Idea Tinils Many N Tonus of Expiesslon. Fiom tho Loudon SlutiUitid. , Xot the least Interesting section of the proverbial philosophy of many peo ples Is that In which wo find quaint parallels to common sayings existing In some form or other neatly eeiy wheie. These, no doubt, have an Inde pendent otlgln, and their Intel eat lies in the fact that while tho samo thoughts among widely dlffeient pco pics aie neccssailly cNpiossed In vety similar terms, bo that the parallel can bo seen at a glance, they frequently In volve the pccullailtles of their enviton ment. Thus, where we should say that a man Is "hoist with his own petard," the Africans says, "AA'lth the ho's long tall the ho (a long-tnlled moitkej) Is bound," and thd Htij thins have it, "The yam .lnc3 bind the ynma." Again, the pioveib, oilglnally from the Gieck, In common use in Dm ope: "The master's eyo makes the hoi so fat," has tho peculiar AA'cst Indian tendering: "The garden fur (fiom the master's house) tho gnmbo spoils." "You can't get blood from a stone, or from a beet, nor brecks from a Highlander," finds ex pression In the tropical Indies as "Tho pumpkin vino does not yield the cala bash." Even In lesaid to tho matter of "going before the beak" the Hast Under and the AVest Indian have simi lar terms, for w hero the former says of n friend that ho was "pinched," or "pulled," the latter observes that "they pressed his tall." To cull a few par allels ut landom it is only necessary to look at some touches of naturo which make the whole woild kin, and regaid them from v.ulous natlonul stand points. For Instance, the Idea that "lie nepds must go when the devil dilves" Is univeisallj recognized. Sajs Quas hee when ho would plead an excuse for being devll-dtlven into petty lnicony: "The stomach has no ems," nnd "The empty bag cannot stand upright." A Negro Version. The classical and homely tiuth, "Dilve out natuic with a pitchfork and she will lehirn," is recognised among many a negio tribe in the quaint say ing, "A mnn thnt keeps the bit els away keeps them away, but a pretty face cannot bp Kept away." "Only the wear er knows wheie the shoe pinches," is conveyed quite aptly by the negro in his pioveib: "Only the dead man know 3 wheie the giae is too nairow," and "The bottom of the ship knows best how the sea piesses" Our famil iar saj'ings about i mining after two hares and falling to the ground between two stools ib again paialleled and cap ped by the African pioveib: "The ilder of two hoises splits asundoi " And heie is the occasion to state that oui object is not to multiply instances simply because they aie paiallels, but to point out those which, like the one last mentioned, aie quaint, apt, liiim oi uus, and possessed of the biilllant power of "going one bettei." And in doing tjiis it will scaicely be necessaiy to attempt any kind of classification or order, for, though it is true that gems of speech look well whpn thej' mo dex-teiouxlj- set In an oiatoi's discourse, It Is equally ttue that thev have their beauties when massed in heterogeneous profusion. To begin, thou, anjwheio, the English saving, "Don't do as I do, but do as I tell jou," is good; but the Dutch, "The monk pleaches against thieves with tho goose in his larder," is better, and best of all is the Spanish, "The friar condemns the yiiet with the pudding up his sleeve." Chinese Wisdom. AVheie we say, "If you want a thing done, do it yomself," tho AVest Indian gets a shaele ahead with the advice, "Send a dog and the dog will send his tall," and the Armenian, "If jou send a messenger on an eirand, go with liiin," and the astute, unbelieving Chin aman, who, like his proverbial Image maker, puts no faith elthpr in tho gods oi In tho messengets of tho gods, "for he knows what they me made of," sums up the situation in a way that perhaps Is as coneut ns It Is sweeping: "If you want a thing done.',' he sa-s, "go yout self; if not, send." "Still unlets run deep," it not one of the best bundled pioveibs, is ceitalnly better than the Tuikish sajing: "Mlsttust the water that does not waiWe, and the bltd that does not ehlip." It lacks, nevettheless, a ceitaln element of paiado: which would have made It as near perfection as a proverb might be. It Is merply be cause tho following parallel possess this oloment Unit we presume to mention them in the bamu breath with our own pioveib. Saj's the African: "Bewme of a bllent man; ho has a btass band in his mouth." The Ainblnn with his meditative and Inltospectlve habit un dets this ns: "Defend us from tho winth of tho mild In bphlt,;' and var ious savage ttlbe3 of South und C'en ttal Africa haw the bomowhat lematk ablo patallel: "Silence hath a mighty noise." II goes without saying that all the nations of the world fotmed the same opinion about a woman long, long ago, and up to tho present none ot them havo been any reason to alter It, But, whether this opinion In which they all concur is con cealed or revealed In ptovprbs, It would bo nn Insult to the renders reason and common sense to state. As tor tho proverbs themselves, which can leadlly be distinguished as Hue or false at sight by the clover student of human natuie, they yield a good hat vest ot paiallels. A woman, a dog and a walnut tie, The mote you beat them, the better they be, Is a remaik upon the wisdom or fool ishness of which no two pei sons can hold two opinions, and the sumo may bo claimed lor the Svvuhill saying; "A man Is not obeyed by his wife In his own house, nor docs she consider him Iter husband, unless ho thrash her thwack;" or for the Corslcnn'b asser tion that "Just as a good horse and a bad hoi as both need the spur, so a good woman and a bad woman both need the stick." About Women. AVhen the Spanl.ii el bajs, "Weio a woman its little as she ts good a po.ise pod would make her a gown and hood;" when tho Frenchman pauses between his absinthes to roinmk: "A man of stiaw is worth a woman of gold;" when tho Italian leaves olf killing his kings to whisper, "If a man loses a vvoinun and a farthing, he will bo boity he has lost the fat thing'" when tho negto med icine matt swears to his tijlio that "wends ate wom.n, dpeds pt men;' THE TRIBUNE'S "WANT" I OR RENTS. FOR SUES Only Half a Ont a Word. For Rent. WWVWWWWAWVVU'V JlS-I'oi nentTen-t oom house; excellent neighborhood; all modoin Impiovn wonts, on avonuo. Apply to II. V. Ham ilton. 420 Spruco street. for Sale. roil SAMl l two-ton coal wagon; 1 heavy sot double harness. B. 11. Davis, coiner of Gieon lildgu und Kay Aug nvo. BOH SAI.D At a snot Iflce, now j coupo Itockavvay; seats foitrxlnslde; built by Sluilobitkcr & Co. Addtcss, MtioDoimott, M7 Linden stteot.. TOR 8AT.B A pair of cmtlngo lioises. Mis. N. Y. LcpI, 211 JolTorHoii avenue. Wanted To Rent. AVANThD TO MINT A furnished house; no chlldien. Addiisa A. D. O., The Tribune. AVANTED Small furnished house Ad. diess Box SOO, city. Rooms and Board. TUB LINDEN, SOO Linden street, has a nnmlwr ot desliablo vacancies! light rooms and choice table board. PLEASANT rooms with board for four or fivo voitne men. Incpiho S3J Wash- Ington nvenuc. Furniahod Rooms for Rent. FURNISHED ltont loom for gentlemen; city steam heat, bath, gas, etc. CIO AVnshlngton avenue. UOn BENT A furnished room on second lloor ftont, Ti GO wool. G33 Adams avo. Lost. LOST Open faco gold watch, coiner Cu pousc avonuo and Ash soioet. Kcwaid If loturnod to tL'O Fenn avenue. LOST A memorandum book, led cover: Under will receive a liberal inward by returning tho samo to M. II. Carpontei, 015 North Main avenue. LEGAL. THE ANNUAL meeting of tho stockhold cts o tho Third National Bank of Scianton, for the election of Dlrectois, Villi bo held at the Banking f louse, No. US AVvomlng avenue, on Tuesdnj', Jau ntily 1.!, 1301, between tho houis of J and i o clock p. m. AVM, II. PECK, Secrctaiy. when they say In Fife that "the next best thing to nae wile is a guid wife;" when the Scotch In general admit that "honest men marry soon, but wise men nevet;" when the Persian asserts that "women nnd diagons aie best out of the woild," when the Geiman sweats that wherever there is mischief blow ing theie aio a woman and a pilest at the bottom of it," that "theie me only two good women in the woild; one Is dead and the other cannot be found;" and that "every daughter of Eve would rather be beautiful than good;" when the Fnshto "selng man" tells his people that "a woman's wisdom is under her heel;" when, to make a long stoiy shoi t, all these people and moie aie saying all thc-e things about woman, eveiy full grown man with the slightest spark of chlvahy left in him will admit that no woman could have been piesont at the making of any pioverbs of this kind. In glancing at some instancesof pio veiblal patallelism we begin to' get an uncomfoi table feeling that possibly many of our choicest sajings are not leally independent eptesslons of ideas which havo occutied to the Chlnamau and Pentvian as well as to the peoples in between, but that they havo actually been bonowed bj us fiom distant souices and without acknowledgement. Veij- grave Is the uneasiness on this point caused by the fact that such an essentially English set of lhymes as "AVho Killed Cock RoblnV" is taken al most bodily from a section of the Hin du Ramaj-ana entitled tho "Dream of King Bav.an," a work which was hoary befoie the fast English Cock Robin of any note was thought of. From thl3 lact wo begin to doubt also whether tho well-know n "I do not love you, Dr. Fell," Is a lespectable, law-abiding par allel, or a diessed up plagiarism ot the Aiabian saying which runs ns follows: "I eat it not, I eat not Tutkish corn. Though it have much coconnut, I eat it not. Say not It is good, I cat It not; yet It hints me not. T eat it neither with fat of meal nor with much curry. I eat it not. It likes mo not." But to puisuo this theory any fuither Is to In duce an unhealthy skepticism. HARRISON'S ICY WAY. Characteristic Story of the Late Piesident fiom Indiana. AV. E. Cm lis in Itccord-IIernld. It is not gonoiiilly known that foimer Atlornoy Ocnornl Gilggs was onco tend picd a seat upon tho mipremo bench of the United States, and did not declluo It, either. On tho contrary, he areoptod It with a duo nppipclitlou of thn honoi, nnd tho next day the novvnpapois an nounced tho appointment of another mnn. Tho mj'stuy has never been explained. At the death of Justice I'lndloj In 1TO2 President Ilnnlsnii wns spending thn summer at Capo Ma, and when ho was not lighting iiioseiultiics ho wns listening to tho recommendations ot various candi dates for Iho vacancy. Sir. Gilggs was one of them, and was huloihod by neatly PVfijiiody of Importnnco In tint third Judicial clicult, over vvhlcn Justice Bind ley had so ably presided, Ono Sunday Piesldent Iloiilson tolcgiaphrd General Sowoll, thou a senator from Now Jpibcj, to coino down to Capo May, Sew ell m spouded piomptlv, spout tho day on tho poich of the IlnrrNon cottage, nnd In course of tho conversation tho Piesldent Infnimed him that he had decided to se lect Mr. Gilggs and uulhoilmt tho bon ntor to tender the appointment and se em o his neceplnucp. When Gcneial Suvvcll loft tho I'rost. dcjit's cottogo he went directly to tho telegraph olllte and whed Mr. Griggs at Patciflon to meet him at tho Fifth Avo nuo hotel In New York tho poxt mom lug as bo had something Inipoitnnt to communicate, OiIbbs was thoro on lime, Sow ell icpeated tho convolution with the President, nnd Gilggs wtoto a gintc ful latter of acceptance, which was duly forwarded by mull to Capo May. It wits decided, howevor, that tho matter should bo kept ficret until tho President him self should sio fit ip nial.u tho announce ment. Sevvell and Gilggs seininttd In a Unto of satisfaction with themselves, tho nihnlnlntiattoii unit tho world nt large. But thej v.pio rudely awakened fiom this happy mood In tho inoining when they read lit the now&pupem that JuilgK Shims of Flushing, had lecolvctl and accepted the appointment on tho supremo bench of tho United States itcciitly niudo va cant by tho death of JiiHtleo llimlluy. They could not understand It, especially as thiauglt f i lend j In Flushing thej learned that tin icpoit was true. They he.ud nothing from Itairlbon,- who did no; even letutn tho loiter of ncceptonca which Mr. Gilggs had written, nnd they could not of pout so, demand an explan ation. Ben it or Sevvell wai n i tin .illy moi tilled and Inilljnuiit at the way ho had been No Order Accepted for Less Tlinn 10 Cents. Branch WANT Offim Want AjlvertlsemeiitB Will Be Received at Any of tho Follow ing Drug Stotos Until 10 P. M. Centinl City .ALHEUT 8CIIUIISS, coinoi Mill hot ry stteot nnd Wnbslor avo. GUSTAV FICIIDL, CM Adams nvenuc. West Sldo GEO. AV. JENKINS, 101 South Main avonuo. South Scianton niED l. Tcnri-D, ":d ccd-a- Noith Seranton GEO. AV. DAVIS, comer Noith Mnln avenue und MmUct sttcct. Gieen Ridge CHARLES P. JONUS, 1157 Dick son avonuc. P. J. JOHNS, !U0 Green Illdgo stteot. C. LORENZ, coiner AVaMilnglon I avenue anil mm ion sttoet. Poteisburg AV. II. KNDPrEL. 1017 livlns avenue. Dunmore J. G. BONE & SON. Wanted. DESK ROOM AVANTED-ln initially lo c.tted building. Addiosj, stating con veniences, location und icnt.il; must have both phonos. AV. R. II. Tiluunu oiiicc Help Wanted. AVANTED Agents to sell tea and col feo to consumpis Positions pcima nent. Ginnd Union Tea Co, 811 Lacka wanna avenue. "4 'tV - N 'W Help Wanted Male. LARGE CORPORATION wants energetic General Agent foi this county. No books, insuianco, or canvassing Ac quaintance wtth mcichants and m.anu factuiers necessaiy. Permanent. Uond. Sf.lfn Htm nvt.A..nr!A ma.. j. .. L t,ud,dr?s', SuIt0 C7-' No lOW Chestnut oi . JTiiimuuipma. Situations Wanted. KITITATTITV -11.M -VTlinri .. i wants a situation in good Piotcslant ifltTlll V "L II f rn cm n 1. . .. ..- . woik Is a ooa rouk. Good icf-icntcs I'll IW A rl rl i ii i -i Tr. 1 en .n "uuniioi iiuumhiui; jdi , j. limine otfice. Business Oppoitunity. STOCK AND WHEAT TRADERS with uni. uuiuy. viuu ior our bpociai mai l'.. , letter. Pico on application S AI. Ilibbard V: Co, membeis N. Y Consoli dated and Slock -Exchange, II and 15 Uiondwuv, Now Yoik Established 1S3I. Long Distanco 'Phono 23 lluiart Sewing Machines. $2110 BUYS tho new highest giuile 1-di.in cr diop heart, oak cabinet Genuine Singer Sewing Machine; $20 00 foi tho New Homo oi Domestic. $2100 foi the White, Standaul, $2-' 00, AVIipcIpi & Wilson, $24(0; .Minnesota, ?n 20; Buidlck, $128'.; Seioco, JSOj. Fot fiee sewing midline catalogue and rnoit llbeial fieo tiial olfct cut out and mall this notieo to Scais, Roebuck & Co , Chicago. FROFESSOWA L. Certified Public Accountant. EDWARD C. SPAULDJNG. C. P. A . 2 . Tiaders' Dank Rullding. Old 'phono UsM Architects. FREDERICK L GROWN, ARCH Ii , Real Estato Exchange BlUg , 12a AViifch ington avenue. Civil nnd Mining Engineeis. II. L. HARDING, Sll CONNELL JJLDCJ. STEVENSON tc KNIGHT, 72ii CON ndl building. Dentists. DR. E. C T'lLENllERGEl:. PAUl.l building, bpuico stieet, Scianton DR. C. C. LAUIJAUll, 11. AVYOMING avo Tiio Insuiance. FCHLAGER .t CO , '01 Cotuiull nulldhirf. Patent Attorneys. PAT EN f S iWavi' Thu only llcpnseil and ccpilppud paicit Bollcltcu In tho illy. No ihugo tor lu torinutiou on n itciitalillltj; uim Un jeais' oxpeilcnce RcpJoj-lo & Co.. Mears Itkljg. Hotels and Restauinnts. Tm ELK CAPE, 125 mid 127 FRANK Hu avenue. Rates leiibonaljle P. ZIEULUR, Piopilotor. SCRANTON TIOI'SE. NEAR D, L kV- AV. Passenger depot. Conducted on tho En lopcm plan. Victor Koch, Pi opi ictor. Scavenger. A. E nRIGOS CLEANS PRIVY A'AUL'IS ami icss pools, no oeloi ; only Imptovnl pumps used, A. R Hilggs, piopilotoi Loavo oulais 110 Noith Main uv ouno. or Eleko's ding stoic, coiuei Ad mis and Jlulbciiy. Roth tolcphonos i..-"""" ' ' ' .ii '"' ii. ii2 Wiio Scioens, JOSEPH KLTETTEL. REAR Ell LACKA. avo fact anion, in lis ot Who Scicouh, Miscellaneous, MEOARGEE BROS., PRINTERS' Sl'I piicb, utiviilopcs, pinci bags, twino, AVmehoute, 120 Washington aventio. THE AV1LKIS-BARRE RECORD CAN bo bad In Scianton at thn nows stand rif Relsmuu llios, VX Spruco and CM Llndon; 31. Noiton, 322 Lnckuwunua avo.; I, S. ScliuUoi, 211 Spiiuo stteot, 1 1 cited, hut said nothing and vfaltcd for light. When Doeeiubtr camu and ho to tinmd to Ids tent ill the seiuitu ho avoid ed tho whllo house, hoping that llaiiisuii would bond for him. But no Invitation enmo. After ho had been In AVuihlngtnn inoio ihnii a mouth ho wns compelled to call upon tho President on bo mo Inipoit nnt business, mid disposed of it as In lolly tis possible. As ho aioso to leave Haul bun looked up at him anil said, "Gcntiul, I suppooo jou mo ver mad with mo about that Gilggs muttci!" "I must admit that I was," i canned Sowoll, "and natiually I was ory much nnatlllcd nlt.0," "I nm very sorry I was not ublo to giatlfy jou," bald tho President, nnd tho subject wus nccr incntloncd between them again, nor wus any explanation ever made. Agents Wanted. DIREGtORY. business oppanrusiTiES, rebl EsruiE Only Halt a Cent a Wori. Money to Loan. AnTamoUnt OP MONEY TO LOAN Quick, stinlght loans ot IlulMlntr and Loan. At fiom I to fi per cent. Call on N. v. AVnlkPi. .111.31. ComiPlI building. Employment Agoncy. REMARLE help ran boprocmtcliitatis. ,-i:. 1-.-. Staikcvs Empiovmcnt Office, VG AVashlngton avenue, looms 2 and t. Tako elevator. RAILROAD TIME TABLES. Dclawaie, Xacknwnnna and Western. , , IN Erfocl Juno 1, 1W)2. Tinlns loavo Snnnton tor Now York All 60. 3 so, 0 05, 7 50 and toil) n. m.; 12.10, ". h,',J.J' l'.m rl' No "ioih and Phlla dul)hlii7.j0. 10 10 a. in , ami 12 10 and ."! '7 V;. '", lo' .t'oiildsboio-At i 10 p in. For ..I'F'J "iT1'1"' ,J" nl(l "! 155. .,J nil 11 to p in Foi Illnglianitoii. Elmli i mid wuv stutliiim-10 ." n. in. 10 p. m. J or Oswego, Sjriuuso and Utlcal 15 un t ,,.","i iV.i ' I ' 1' n- Oswego, Siaruso ii id 1 'ilea Until nl 012 a pi. dall. cxceipl hiiiulny. For Monti oip-ooo a, m; 105 ""L0"0 .' In Nicholson ncconimodntlon -I'H) and i,Fi p in llloomsliuig Dlvlslnn-For Nnitliumlipi miid, ut o K- nnd to la a. m ; IV, and h 11 i,'.. TVi - '" I'lMiiotith. at tlO it. in., J.l) ami o 0i p in, p'"VVi T'nhiH-For Now A'oik, 10, 5 2). u'h ' ' 10. "- m ' '!1 nlltl "r' ' m t,,ir I!iirfiilo-n-i and 0 22 n. in : IK. fcVl nut in " '' ' J,nl Elniha and wav stiitlons- jy-ia. in j'oi lllni-luiniton and wuv at t tlons, noo u m nionmbiiiK Dlvlslon i.cavo Scrntilon, 30 10 a m ird G 10 p in. Lehigh Vulloy Rnlhoad. In i:fleet Nov. IS. IitU. T Tiiilns Luivi Muiiitim lor Philadelphia and Now Yoik via l WuVu11 ,lt " " tliioimh I'm loi Ccr anc Day Coach railiondilo to Now A'oi.c !"!' V' ,','; , w'th L V. Jnach Oillioti- Uatf In Tlillmlnl..l.lr. ..H.l nn i i- . m . TA,'. " .''.HUINIIII, aim -15, ill idiui-ii ;i,?Lnoi'A'1i:,M"t'ss' "" Jl i1 u "i sun-l'W- ":, D . !'' p m , a is ii m. -f,01' "h't" Haven, II ivlcton and piincl- Fr rinUW ' th0 t'1 legions, via D Si PottVvllio.VllVni """ ' ' P '" Kr l-Jor Hethlphuiii Fislon Reading. Hnr n'ure , 'U1! Pilneipil intPimcdlito sta J',0Bns, nY''P &Un H 7 41.9 17 a m; - " fninck Dhiinoiid.Eiross). 11 19 p. and 1 ns and 9 17 i m t.i unkhnnnopk. Tow audi, Dhntii, t..i 1' "i. iiiiu iiiiiiciiiu uicoimcuiiiio ?'",tl9 v la D . L i. AV. R R . 35 a. m. iinu 1 In p m ... . t- V, "Vy" Kociicstpi. ijurxalo, Hia--i . "Jl- Chicago nnU all points weat Via y'?,no"tl Ipipss) 10 il. 11 ii p. m Sun-'Vii13- ,c- IJt ! " 1210, 9 17 p m ir. , """"' narioi and sleoplng or Lelilgli nil i y Pmlor pais on all tialns between TV llkes-TJai i o and Now Ymk. Philadel TvU?,,!lfrn, ncl SiiBpensIem Bridge V ROLLIN IT. AVILRUR G( n. Supt . 21 CottlaiHl Btioot. New A'oik CHARLi:s S LEE, Gen Pass. Agt , 25 Coitlnnd Ptiopt. Now Yoil: Al,w;. NONRJIACHi:R, DiV. Pass Agt, South nothlehom Va For tickets and Pullman respivation ap W.Y.,to c'ly ticket office, 69 Public Square. AVIlkos-Ilaiie, Pa. READING SYSTEM. Cential Railroad of New Jersey. In effect Nov. Ill, 11)02. Stations In Now Yoik, foot Liberia stieet and South Feny. N. R. TialnB leave Seranton for Now Yoik, Phllulelphin, Eiston, Bethlehem, Allon tnwn Mniich Chunk, AA'hito Haven, Ash ley, AVilkcs-Biue and Plttston at 7 30 a. m , 1 p m , and 1 p m. Sundays, 713 a. n. and 2 10 p in Quaker City Express leaves Scianton 7 30 a m. with through -olid vestibule tialu with Pullman Buffet '" Pailor Car lor Philadelphia, with only ono change ol cais for Bultimoie and AVnshlngton, D C, and all principal points houtli uud west and has through conch for New York. l'oi A, oca, Plttston nnd AA'Ilkos-Bairo, 1 p m and 1 p. ni Sunday, 7 15 a. in. and 2 10 p in Fot Long Rianch, Ocean Grove, etc., at 7 .10 a. m and I n m. For Reading, Xjp1 mon and Hanlpbuur via Alloulown al 7 10 n m. 1 p m null -4. p m Sunday, 7.15 it m and 2 10 p m. Foi Tamiqua nnd Pottsvillo nt 7 20 i. m . 1 p in and 4 p in. Siindiv. 7.13 a. m. Foi uites and tlckuls apply to agent at station AV G BESFiT.ER fiend "it Manager. C. St UFU'r, Gen Pass Aijt Pennsylvania Rnlhoad. Schedule in Eftect Juno 10, 19i2. Tialns leavo Scianton ij u8 it. in, week davs, thiough OKtluulo tialn tioin AVUKes-B me Pullman buffet pailm e ti nnd coaches to Philadelphia. la Potts villo, stops at pilneipil liitonuedlnto mic tions Also connects for BunbuiJ Hui llshuig. Philadelphia. Baltlmorn, AVuhIi inglon and loi Plitsbing and the AVist. 9 17 a ni . wcoK days, lor Biuiliui. llai Hsbuig. Phll.idelpht.i, 1! iltlmoie. Wnsli ington and Plttsbuig and tho West 1" ,T m. week linen (Sundas, IS1! p. m)" for Simbuiv. Iliiiilsbiiig. PhllndPl phl i, Hiltlmoic. AVasIniigtnii and Pltla- ,J",,VpHm!"'vvMi;l,ilvs. thiough vestlbul li.-fu fiom AVIUM -T!ii(e PiiUman buffet pilliit e.ll and poncliP-i In Phil ulolpllla via Pottsvilli' Sti'ps at piiilclpil IntfltuiecH- a""!p in . ecl dun loi IfiiKtPtnn Sin' buiv, HaiiUbiug. Phlludolphl.t and Pltti- Ume' J B lll'Tr-UINtON. Gen Mgi. J 1! ACOD. Gill Pihs Agt Dolawaio and Hudnon. Ill F.ff."t Nov Id. i M2 Ti lIiw foi Cailiondalo leive Scianton at i ii "n, s, Pill n. m ; 12 'I. 1.12, 2 11, !,: BJ. i'-". -- si. v:- --u !' " : '"-""loiicMliilu-fi II. 10 15 a. m,; 2 11 and 5Fn'il AIVI.lJI'"-l5 S. 7 11. 8 11. 9 17. iriVl a in . l-,r'' -' -W " "I". i;l. -is , nw, 10 11. H I1- P ni rt I. V P. It Poluts-7 II. 0 17 a m : 'is 12. und It 49 p in -lb l,i ,'...,'; I. mil I 1! n. Pn lltni: .N. n i-i in . 1 12, . 2S and I u, p m V II. "I -'., .,11 ,,.,liiti ,in,lli? .M n i in AIO'" """ "" " "' ' m '''jr','s,;,N1iivy TRAIN'-,.-. ,i,nn.iiii-. sro. 1132 a. in: 2 11. SW ,'.,.M'!,"..I. $. .n 12 01. 1W. I'Ot WIIM"-"""" "" 'r'J "ubnii'v nnd'VnhilH iinrlh-.t 58 p. lit. I m llonedalPs rfl n m ; n 52 p m , 1 W BFRPIFK O I' A. Mbuiv 7; W L PRVOR. D P A . Ppiautnn Pa. Eile Raihoncl Wyoming Division. Ill llffecl Svptomlior ii w; 'pinliiL Kuvo Scianton 1m Now oilt, v. liiii-h and intui militate points also .ll.r.v ml louil st.iili.iib at 720 a. 1". ""''.AhLVi,,!!! ..ml Wbito Mills at 1.15 1'iir iuu. - - 'pVVins aiilvo at Scianton at 1P.3S a m. mid 913 p. in. New York, Ontailo and Western. ,,., miilo In Pffei t Sunday. Sepl 2J, l'J0. -n'utlKuHTH BOUND TtUlNS. I.eavo Lcavn All Ivy ip.nin Scianton. Cnibond(io, C.ulosln, m1, , l ,...W"". 'i . l"J0p.m. ?' i ...010)' ni Ai CarbondalubOn rn so ' """ faOt'TH HOUND V Leavo Leavo Annw Tialns No. " Cadosla. Cailiotiil.ilo. Soiautitii, b DO a in. 7,25 rfi in. N t!uNDAVS"GN'l.V, NORTH BOUNP. -JU, Lcavn Leavo Aiflm v.iU I' 111. 1-' I' III f It 1 (Il Tiahib. No. 9 .. No- t i" Scianton C.uboml ilo. Cadp4ln. 5 51)11. Ill SIUII. Ill UlSJ.t H, . 7 no p. pi Al.f'arbondalo 7 lp m 1,0 io Leavo Aihvo Cadobla. Caibondale. Sci union. i) 50 a m. 7Mn.-in. Tialns Nu. U VI.. Ill 1 SO p 111 0 OS p 111. 0 13 p. in. Tialns N'os 1 on week dajs, nmi 9 on SundaiS tonncct foi Now Yoik citv, Mld dletovvn. Wnlton. Noiwlch, Oneida, Os wego and all points west. Trulii No. b, with "Ounker City Ev. pioss" ut Scianfon. via C R R of N. .1 . for PhiUdolphla. Atlantic City, Baltlnioio. AVushlngton anc Pennsylvania btats points Seo tlme-tablo and consult ticket agents for connections with other lines J. C. ANDERSON. G. P, A . Now Yoik. J. E. AVELSH, T. P. A . Seruntou. Pa, " tf -L -v ,CI i '
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