i'3' SSHS' 1'- i V1 i . . " t ' "! Vif. i n- VI . THE SOJKANTON tflUBUNiSATURDAif, HEI'TjUMBM 13, 1902. 10 Wf If I? f Ik l r ' ALOYSIUS COLL In the CommereUl Adrerttser BOB M'lNTYnii, boss driver In the Atlns mine, ought to have been happy, ns ho hurried along to work, with nature In her most glorious mood around him. And more so', hIiicc he loved a girl that loved him. Only the day before ho had laid oft work to go o the county capital and have the mar riage license made out. His darling Kate Maloney had prepared for the wedding. But Molntyre frowned as he walked along. "Old fool!" ho bluited, clipping the milkweed stalks with his long, limber whip. "Not good enough for her huh! Took him a long time to decide about It. I suppose because 1 get out at G In the morning and wear pit clothes I'm not as tony as Artie Gllklns, assistant bookkeeper, who don't go to work till 7, and who wears a white collar all day long. But that's the way with dad dies!" Embittered and resentful Mclntyrc took his mules from the stable and went down the slope. At 11 o'clock the drivers were gathered at the main haulage landing, eating from their tin palls. "Why, you're n nice pickle of a lov er!" said "Spraggy" Jones from off O flat. "Now, I'd have such u grin on me that the rats'd bo charmed In the head ing: If Kate'd given me the warm Heart." "Oh, you don't know about these do nestle quarrels between man nnd wife," said Jack Connelly, soberly, whereat the others laughed all except young August Bloom, the rosy-cheeked German that furnished most of the fun for the jolly Atlas whisp. "What do you know about It, DutchyV" asked Jones, "that you don't agree with us?" "Veil, don' I board at dat hause? at Kate's hausc?" Connelly clapped his hands. "Great Bcott, Dutchy and yo've gone and cut Mclntyre out?" "I vlsh I did. But I didn't. My knife Jivas too too dull." All laughed except Mclntyre. Con nelly, without standing up, dexterously began to wrap his long whip around Bloom's legs, while he cried mockingly: "Veil, vas 1st, Deutscher vas 1st?" Bloom squirmed without the range of the whip ere he explained: "Kate's gdin' a move tomorrow; makln' Bob pot glad." Mclntyre lifted his face up with sud den interest. "You're lyin', kid," he said. "Nein," the German insisted, drifting Into -his own tongue; las' night dey all haf a light 'bout somcdlng. Kate she say all time 'I will,: und her fatter he say mighty mad, 'Never.' Und he say 'Tomorrow you go mlt me to Summit, und get some dem senses back once more. Und Kate she goes out mad like, und packed up for movln'." "Time's up, boys," said Mclntyre, putting his watch back Into his pocket. Laughing and joking over Mclntyrc's troublesome love affairs, the drivers hitched their mules to their! trips, and In a few moments all that could be heard of them was the Indistinct, muf fled rumble of their wagons far down the dark tunnels. That night about 11 o'clock a sturdy young man silently approached House No. 2i, In Hen Peck row, n line of com pany houses on the hill above the At las plant. In his arms he carried a ladder. Standing It upon the ground, directly under a front window, he soft ly leaned the top ngainst the house. It leached just to the window sill. "Kate! Wh-ii-st!" Again he uttered the sound. "Wh-l-st!" A small white bundle tumbled down upon the ground at his feet a girl's coat followed, and settled down over him. Then, for the first time, he saw the girl, as she turned about and start ed backwards to climb down. She had come three rungs before he reached her. "Darling!" he murmured, direct ing each foot safely onto the rungs as they descended. When near the ground he leaped off the ladder and taking her In his arms stood her upon the ground. "Don't," ahe said, In a low, warning voice, avoiding his embrace. "They're awake; that's why I didn't answer you, but Just tumble the things out. Have you them?" Before he .could nnswer n towsled head showed in the open window above them. "Kate, you husiisy!" thundered I RThe duel in the 'dark was a favor ite with duelists. Two men were locked in a dark room and crawled stealthily from corner to corner, until some false step made one of them the target for bullet or blade. Life is a duel in the dark with disease. One false step, one mistake, and the attack comes swift and sudden. The mistake which commonly opens the ry for an attack by disease is neglect of the symptoms of stomach trouble. When eating is followed by undue full ness, belchings, sour or bitter risings, etc., disease is attacking the stomach. The best way to frustrate such an at Uck is to use Or. Pierce's Golden Med ical Discovery, It cures diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition, and makes the body strong and healthy, , " l wit suffering very much with my bead and stomach," writes Mr, W. C. GUI, of Weldou, Bktlby Co., Ala., "head was so dizzy wheu I would ratte up la bed woutd fall right back. Could at but very little, lu fact scarcely say- Ihluf , there teemed to be a heavy weight In my lit. I wa in a bad condition. I took four tot- Itomach ao I could not rest; I bad to belch very orten and would vomit up nearly everything I low wen ana ncsny. icei use a new woman mi vive Dr, Pierce' medicines credit for it all. ' hal taken medicine from physician without ,ny btaett a I could ace." ' Ilea of Dr. Fierce' Goldtn Medical Discovery tod Rye of bis 'Favorite Prescription' and ant tow well and hearty. I feet like a new woman l,A trlv Tir P,rr' tha lay' Dr, Pierce's Common Sense Medical tdviaar is seat jrtc os receipt of stamps to pay expense of mailing only. Send II ewe-cent stamps for the paper covered look, w J! stamps for the cloth-bound, Idjtarf TO yTriwcc, Buffalo, N, V, the terrible voice of 1'utrlck Maloney. "I'll' stop you, you" The old man stuck a bale leg out the window. With one quick Jerk Mcln tyre hurled the bidder from the house. The old man drew In his leg, and the two lovers lied. As tho pair went over the hill, Into the little valley, they hoard a great commotion behind them. "He's routln' up the whole neighbor hood to get nfter us," said Mclntyre, hurrying along as fast as he could, at the same time keeping close watch over ovcry step of the girl, lest she fall In tho dark. "Yes, that'd be pap," said she. "Tell tho whole row his troubles. O, Bob, there they come!" The nolaes behind were becoming louder and more distinct. High above the common din tho fugitives could hear Patrick Mulonoy's storming voice, directing, scolding und raging at the same time. "We'll dodge around these box cars on the siding," said Mclntyre; "In the shadow they can't see us so well." They were now close 'to the tipple of the Atlas plant and proceed farther toward the face of the coke ovens would be to expose themselves lu the bright glare of the fires. As they passed around the cars, they saw a tall man racing up the coke yard, In full glare, of the ovens. He had on a pair of dark trousers, and a night shirt. "It's"pa." said the girl, shivering. Mclntyre gritted his teeth. Before him was the tipple, grimy nnd black. White steam was puffing out of the exhaust pipes of the double hoisting engines and the shleve wheels were turned gracefully in their Journals high up over the coal bins. Mclntyre knew from these signs that a night shift was at work. "Come on," said he to the girl. "There's y.our father rushing Into the engine house." The two passed the door f the en gine room, which they had slammed after Maloney, went up a little Incline, and enme to the track-way of the tip ple. Before them was the dark mouth ol the Atlas slope. A trip had just passed up to the dumping place, and they could hear the coal bumping down into the bins. "Aie we going to cross over those tracks'.'" asked the girl. "I don't know, yet just what to " answered the man, dubiously. Then he turned to her. "It's desper ate, but It's the only thing to do," he said, In a low voice. "Are you with me?" "I've kept up so far, haven't I?" she answered In an Injured tone. Just then angry voices sounded outside the en gine house. Some one said: "Yes, right up that way they went." "Here, hold onto your bundle," Bob said. He picked her up in his arms and carried her a short distance down the slope. It seemed to the girl that she had gone a mile, when he stopped nnd gently stood her upon his feet. "It's not more than fifty feet," he said, when she questioned him. The empty trip had started down the slope. He was groping with his hand for the signal wires. They won't meet!" he said, try ing to bring them together. "But I have It now," he said, fishing a key from his pocket and laying It across the two wires once twice. "Ding, dlng-g-g-g," sounded the sig nal In the engine room, nnd the next moment the trip, now almost upon the two elopers, stopped quickly. "I must put you In, pet," said Mc lntyre. He lifted her Into the dusty car,, and climbed in beside her. Voices sounded ut the mouth of the slope. Mclntyre, reaching to the wires, made the starting signal. "O, how dark!" cried the girl draw ing close to him. The damp, powdery air of the pit swept over them. "Good thing, 'or they could have seen us from the mouth of the slope. Bravo girl!" He held her In his arms, with a tenderness born of his sudden appre ciation of what she was doing for him and doing blindly. "Don't, Bob," she protested, ."It's too bumpy." Suddenly the car seemed to have struck level track and with the rat tling of the rope In the rollers It came to a standstill. The glare of the elec tric lamps was upon them. "Now," said Mclntyre, "don't you move or say anything. Just sit still. You'll see In the end that It's all right." "Yes," she assented passively. He climbed out of the wagon nnd walked forward to meet a driver coming toward the trip, his lamp upon the tin peak of his cap. "Hello, Bob!" said the driver, "what are yon doing down hero? I thought you didn't like double turns." It was Jones that spoke. "Well, I've changed my mind for once," answered the boss driver. "How sdon are you going to pull out?" "Hlght away," As he spoke Jones was dragging his chain back, nnd his well trained mules were wheeling about. "I wondered," he said, "what caused the delay. "Are you going out G?" asked Mc lntyre, Ignoring the last remark, "Yep." "Let me tuke It nut for you; I'll show you how to drive." "All right." ''You stick on the end and do the npragglng." Mclntyre took his pluco upon the front wagon, within which sat the demure Kate, scarcely knowing whether she wore alive or dead. She felt lelleved when Bob put an arm In side the wagon. It was somothlug to cling to. "Get out of here, now," yelled Mc lntyre, at tho mules. The chains tight ened with a snap, the trip Jerked for ward. Jolting and bumping along, It thundered down the heading, "GecJ" muttered "Spraggy" Jones on the rear end, "I wouldn't drive down here like that, But he hasn't given me the signal to sprag yet. And he's the bos"s, I guess." Never had Jones gone down the head ing at such a gait. The mules gal loped ahead, far out In front of the trip, but they were sure of foot and knew (he heading better than' the cor ners of their own feed boxes. The cars threatened to leave the track on curves, but Jones lecclved no signal to sprag until the trip came wthn sight of the lauding at the Star slope. Jones mar velled at this, too, since he looked ahead and noted that no signal to stop' had hftpn nlanoiIn unfritu I Minn n u nlnlia of the coal rib. The trip came to a standstill Just after crossing the Inter sections of the two, main headings. The Stnr'ndjolncd the Atlas, and the work-, Ing were now 'connedted wllh many cut-throUghs. "Here," said Mclntyre, resigning tho whip. "I have to get off." Jones gave the biccch mute a cut With the whip, "ill, up," he called. "Whonl't yelled Mclntyre, authorita tively. "I have some freight to get off." He lifted the girl from tho wagon. "Great heavens, Bob, what's that?" said tho astonished driver, "It's all right, thank you, Jones," ho. answered. ''But" Jones was not to be so mysti fied and came closer. "Oh! It's only Kate. Please keep our honeymoon secret for two hours, will you?" "Only Kate!" echoed the girl, petu lantly, Leaving the astounded Jones open mouthed In wonder, the two elopcri stnrted toward the bottom of tho Star slope. Mclntyre hnd picked up h lamp, and this he carried In his teeth. One hnnd took care of Kate; tho other, her bundle. "There's no trips running her," ho nald, as they came to tho bottom land ing. "We'll have to wnlk up," And they did. Then they cut across the hollow, and made haste to the home of Father Conroy, tho shepherd of a little church on the hill. The good man was routed out of his bed. "Why you, Bob!" he said In astonish ment, when he recognized one of his own parishioners "And Katie!" "But the license?" he said, when their mission was explained. It wns shown, the elopement was explained openly to him, nnd being a man with a tondor spot for the young, and es pecially the lovers of his congregation, he tied the knot, Outside tho parsonage the two elop ers paused In the night air to think It all over and to hold a unique recep tion under the stars. There was some thing Very sweet In this victory of the night and the young couple were not In n hurry to get back home. The aound of a horse's hoofs aroused them. Out of the dnrkness they saw the merging figure of the nnlmal gal loping up the mad, and upon It the lowering form of Patrick Maloney. "Father!" gasped tho girl. "Ves, father, Indaccnt huzzy! Nice time to be callln on ycr father. But I knew I'd catch up wld ycz, clumsy as the ould plug Is. You shameless" "Enough, Put!" said Mclntyre, ad vancing to tho horse's nose, and taking the bridle. You might have tnlked that wny to Kate when she was your daugh ter, but not now when she's my wife." uPhvat! Ycss were married afore I stopped ye eomln' to my house! Kate!" "No, fnthcr, we were married only tonight." "Yes," ndded Mclntyre. "Go In and ask Father Conroy. Your plug was too nlow." "Th' saints bless us! Ye must a had wings. Shuro th' whole mob uv us come over th' hill from th' Atlas shlopc, whore we last -heard o' ycz, like a pack o' wolves; an' I spies th' old nag on th' roadside, and hopped on. Ach! What kind of a knot could a priest tie In that time. Mclntyrc, you're lyln'! Ycz couldn't both get over th's hill ahead o' me and get it done." "No, you're right. Wc didn't come over the hill. We went under It." The Geniuses. METAPHOmCALLY speaking, the world stood still when the news went forth of the projected alli ance between young Frank Varley and Mary Markham. 1 confess that even to me, philosophic though 1 am by nit lure, the announcement came as a shock. Frank was such a tremendous favor ite with everybody who had welcomed him as their pet and darling ever since, a mere sunny faced stripling, he made his bow to society. From the first they had decided he was to be a second Paderewskl, and every musical composition he sent forth was as extravagantly admired and ex tolled as if he had In truth borne that magic name. Frank himself handsome, gay and debonair cordially appreciated his easily gained laurels; and if It all slightly turned his youthful head, his conceit was so frank and so outspoken that to his women friends at least It was rather a naive attraction than a falling, while the men accepted It toler antly as a pardonable attribute of his genius. Somehow no one had ever entertained the Idea of his marrying suddenly, more especially an unknown wife of his own choosing. That was where the sting lay. Frank, the elegant, the fastidious and refined, with his artistic temperament and passion for the beautiful, to choose ns wife such a hopeless woman as Mary Markham! The loud and disparaging descriptions of the timorous young woman who had dared to rob society of Its favorite made me quite anxious to meet the original. And I confess that when I did, shortly after the marriage, my first impression was that the" accounts had been sur prisingly unexnggerated. She was almost painfully shy and re tiring worst possible accoutrements for society encounters, causing her In stantly and scornfully to be stigmatized as awkward, dull and empty of ideas. Then she was quite plain, possessed a squat figure, which she dressed atro ciously, and had not the slightest idea of how to make the most of the scant attractions she could boast of. How she hnd ever attracted the young musician was a complete puzzle to everyone. Frank himself, however, waB obvious ly content with his prize. I chanced to meet Mrs. Kingston on her way back from her first call on tho new Mr?. Varley. "Well?" I queried as the landau drew up beside me. Mrs. Kingston looked at me for some moments with an air of reflection before replying. Then, "I never pronounce sentence upon one hearing," she pro claimed Judicially. WhcieAt I know that Mrs. Kingston was divided In her mind and halting between two opin ions. Not long afterward we had arranged some expedition together. On her way Mrs. Kingston intended paying a second call on the musician's wife. Tho lan dau was to come on, pick cno up and return to terminate her call at pre cisely 4 o'clock. I was unavoidably delayed, however, and It was nearer the half hour when, not without great Inward trepidation, I drew up outside tho Vnrley establish ment. It had bren previously arranged that on no account was I to lose time by descending and going in. She was to come" out Immediately. On my way thither fancy conjured up lurid visions of that charming and irate lady, furiously Indignant, waiting on tho topmost step, I breathed supreme relief at seeing she was not there. Then, at length, ahe appeared, smiling and unapologetlc. "Well?" 1 observed grimly. She beamed unabashed. "Why didn't you conio In?" she queried, surprise tinged with reproach. I leaned back and gasped, "And you told mo particularly not to!" "Did I?" Innocently. "Oh, well-but I did not know her so well then!" I forobore to remind her that I was still In that unenviable state of Ignor-J nnce, nnd contented myself with my former question, "Well?" Mrs. Kingston looked at me with sparkling eyes. "If I were a man," said she with finality, "I'd marry that woman tomor row!" "Shall you make the rest of the world be of the same opinion?" I asked curi ously. , She colored faintly, "No." she decided, a shade defiantly, "I shall keep her ns a charming oasis in iny arid social desert." She looked away from my condemn ing eye. "Anyway," she maintained, self-ex-cuslngly, "she wns never Intended for a society but erlly. Nothing would tempt her from her seclusion, I am convinced, so it would be no good trying," Certainly Frank was a husband of I whom any young wife might justly be proud. And, strange to say, It seemed to be his marriage that had evolved his genius. Up to that time his marvelous gifts' seemed all to lie In the future; he was brilliantly clever and would aston ish the musical world one day. But I must confess that his reputation had depended chiefly on what people said and the applauding favor of women. But with his marriage came a subtle and Increasing change. All his de clared, Incipient genius seemed to ex pand and blossom forth. As yet he did not seek to fly high, fearing the strength of his now wings, but the dainty caprices, sonatas, and, above all, songs that flowed with such amazing swiftness nnd delicacy from his facile pen, put his name in the mouth of all London. Of course his world professed no as tonishment. It was only what they had propheclcd all along. And more than ever now did they pity him for his un 'fortunate mesalliance. I reminded them mildly that he did not seem to consider it in the same light, but evoked an Indignant chorus Instantly. "Of course he pretended to be quite content and In love, and all that, but everyone could see plainly that It was only pretense." "A woman like that!" summed up old Lady Falrleigh emphatically -but there. Lady Falrleigh Is a vulgar old woman. Moreover, she possesses six unmarried daughters "without a soul or Idea be j'ond babies and dinners!" I happened to know, at first hand, that Mrs. Varley, though certainly no pianist herself, was yet wrapped heart and soul in music and reveled in Frank's genius. Since that first meeting I had coine across her continually at Mrs. Kings ton's. Mrs. Kingston hnd, in the lan guage of the day, taken her up. And It was amazing, the transformation she had effected In the too unvain young woman. The pretty, untidy hair was waved loosely back from the low brow and colled becomingly at the nape of her neck; the shyness nnd nwkward ness had almost entirely disappeared, and with them the unbecoming, nerv ous stoop of the shoulders; while as for her dress it wns ns tasteful and a la mode as Mrs. Kingston's own. Could mere man say more? Frank himself had altered a good deal since his marriage grown quieter and graver older, It seemed; his boyish spirits were not quite so Indefatigable as they had been, and he sunned him self less often, nnd with less satisfac tion, In the eulogies and flatteries of his admiring circle. Sometimes, too, I caught a look of trouble In his sunny blue eyes, strangely at variance with his brilliant circumstances. Young Mrs. Varley fell III. It was quite sudden; only a cold at first, but It settled on her chest and turned to pneumonia, and her life was In danger. With this trouble Frank's genius col lapsed like a pricked bubble. He never touched pen or paper from tho first mo ment of her Illness. In a week ho was a white and haggard ghost. For three weeks she was desperately 111. Then tho bulletin went out that hope was abandoned and Mrs. Varley's hours on this earth numbered. That night, to everyone's amazement, Frank nppcaied at the club, "How Is your wife?" someone ques tioned, with an effort. "Dying!" Frank replied briefly. He stood up and faced them with his young, drawn face. "There la something 1 wanted to say to you," he announced forcing his Voids, They stared ut him In silence. He drew a great breath nnd passed his shaking hand ncross his eyes, "I am n liar and a coward' I am a hypocritic al cad!" His face went gray. "I have been meaning to confess for a long lime. I nm not what 'ou think ma. All this year I have been living and acting n He. I will tell you. It was so haid und so fatally easy." He choked und gritted his teeth hard; Ills eyes were pitiful. "Uveryone had always thought me so brilliant and predicted such n glorious future, and I had al ways accepted the predictions ns a mat ter of course until a year or two back. Then for the (list time 1 began to doubt, and the doubt was awful. "As far as technicalities went I knew all that art could teach me, but It be gan to dawn upon me that despite my passion for music I possessed .little originality. I composed, but my compo sitions were In no ways brilliant or wonderful, und an awful terror of my own crushing failure began to grow In me. You could never understand what that thought was to me. Then' the teniptutlon. came. I married." He lift ed hla steadfast, white face. "Before God, I married solely and wholly for love, with not the slightest Idea then" He paused for a moment and then went on rapidly: "One day I heard Molly singing to herself, and the tune was so quaint and so taking thut I asked her what it was. 3 3 a i Kramer Brothers. m Fifty-three years off success and advancement. Founded on responsibility, reliability and truth. And still the march of progress and the Increase of popularity goes on ifa.lJa.li' affr t Kramer Brothers is not only the oldest, but It is likewise the most Popular Clothing store in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Age has not whitened, nor has cus tom staled the infinite variety of this popular establishment. It is a store that is up with the times and sometimes ahead of them. Kramer Brothers do not imitate they originate. They lead in the fashions of the day; they excel in the make of their wares, and they please and satisfy the most fastidious. This is the Store of Satisfaction the Temple of Truth, and the Fountain of Excellence. Something new every year. Now it's Shoes Men's Shoes, Youths' Shoes and Boys' Shoes. I Shoe Department 3 3 3 It iSr S 2 FIRST FLOOR. Shoes are something new with us, but we are going to give them a flyer. We have secured the services of an ex perienced buyer and the ser vices of experienced salesmen, and we feel that we can give the same satisfaction in shoes that we have in clothing. Wo have never misrepresented in our clothing department and we are not going to do it in shoes. We value the reputa tion we have made in the busi ness world and we are not go ing to risk it on shoes. We feel that we have secured a very excellent line of shoes the best in the market. They nre of the best leathers and the best workmanship. They are the shoes of today not the shoes of yesterday. As we look the stock over we're rather proud of it. Just step in and see these shoes, on the first floor. We know we can sell shoes cheaper than other dealers, and consequently we are going to make a feature of shoes. Shoes for all male feet. Children's Clothing Department FIRST FLOOR. We want to take mothers into our confidence for a few minutes, just to tell them about this department. We can't say all 'we want about it. We have enlarged the department this season, and we are quite positive in the opinion that we have the best appointed and decidedly the largest stocked Children's Department in the city. We take great interest in the Little Man, and we want mothers to bring him here and see what we can do for him. We are deeply interest ed in the Little Man. We know if we clothe him now, we will clothe him when he is a Big Man, and he will bring his little men to us. This is why we take such pains in providing for the boys. We feel in this department, we use our best (udgment. We do not overlook style, or the decrees of fashion, but we have a very pronounced re gard for tho quality of the material in Boys' Gar ments. We want the boy's clothes to have last ing qualities. We are very particular about the workmanship on these goods. This is such a popu lar department that we are very careful of its good name. We would especially invite mothers to vis it it, and examine the Peter Thompson line of goods wc have here; also the Norfolk Suits and Blouses. 5 Men's Department SECOND FLOOR. The department is so well known and so popular that we scarcely know what to say about it. We have spent tha Summer months in stocking it, and we feel it nevor looked better or never before were we so well prepared for the Fall and Winter seasons. We have a top coat for autumn dress that we feel is the nobbiest thing out this season. It is dressy and comfortable and the correct thing. It is the coat that will have the run this year and we want to see you in it. In aftv Young Men's Department THIRD FLOOR The boy of last year is prob ably the youth of this. We have had him in mind. We have watched his career, and we fancy we have just what he wants the tasty, the nobby, the genteel suit that makes the young gentleman. We want the youths "to come v and see what we have for them. Men's Furnishings FIRST FLOOR. In this department there is an infinite variety of the furnishings that are fashionable and sensi ble. We have the latest in Neckwear for men and boys, and the correct in headgear for boys, youths nnd men. Our Hat Department is in line with the rest of the store. We feel if we can't suit you in a hat no one can. I H Ik V 111 Ifl? I I 13 ill TRADING STAMPS With All Purchases X 6 KRAMER BROS.! 3 3 Complete Outfitters for Men and Boys, 325 Lackawanna Avenue, Scranton, Pa. (fW(!W!WWt1 "She laughed anil confessed that her favorite amusement was to put her favorite verses to music of her own fancy. That was the beginning of tho end. You can guebs the rest. "I meant to own up, but you know how shy she Is. I still meant to con fess, but each time my courage forsook me. Once I came here strung up pur posely. It was the Jay Uarkness con gratulated me. Alter that I felt It would have killed me to own up. And so I let you all think. And now she Is ilylns!" Prank laid hit head down on his anus and sobbeil. After all, Mrs. Varley did not die. Sho recovered to Hnd herself, to her nmn.ement and unfeigned dismay, ti celebrity, courted and cajoled by nil. Sho protested howllilerlngly, Imploring us to tell the world It wns a huge mis take und that all the glory was genu inely Frank's. Indeed she declared honestly that more thun half the com positions were wholly his. Mrs, Varley was capable now of hold ing her own anywhere In face of the whole world. To Frank's utter astonishment and humiliation ho Is ns gieat a favorite as ever, He still sends forth his brilliant compositions, nnd It Is rumored that there Is a grand opera In serious con templation now. Hut upon everything appear the doubla names of Mis, and Mr, Frank Varley. Chicago Tribune. c ' TULIPS AND HYACINTHS. Now Is the Time to Plant If You Want Them. From Country I.lfo In Ameilca. "I should like to procure some plants like those beautiful ones in bloom In the park," is an order given to the seedsman many times dally during the spring, while hyacinths, tulips, narcissi and other spring lluwcilng bulbs arc delighting tho spectators with their gorgeous hues. The same old answer has to bo re peated agnln nnd again: "The lloweia you describe afo produced from bulbs which must be planted In the fall; they will then (lower the following feprlng. It is now entirely too late." It Is really surprising how few peo ple realize that while their gardens are In their autumn glory It Is also tho proper time to order nnd plant hardy sprlng-llowerlng bulbs, without which most gardens will be bare of flowers for many woekH the following season, In fiict, there are many people who do not know what bulbs nic For tho benefit of such I may state that flow ering bulbs are like an onion. The roots and foliage die away, I. e., "ripen off," leaving the naked bulb, in the heart of which are stored Incipient flowers, stems and leaves, which nro therein sustained while tho bulb re mains In a dormant condition. During tho dormant seabon bulbs may be dug up, shipped, stored and replanted, like no many potatoes, and alter their tprm of rest has expired, conditions being congenial, they will again start Into growth; first throwing out roots, and then diveloplng the stored-up leaves and llnwei't!. As the majority of hardy flowering bulbs ripen off during the early sum mer months, and as tlicy do not natur ally remain In a douuant condition longer than from threo to six months, it Is absolutely essential that they be planted in the fall. This permits them to make their root-growth before freez ing weather sets In, and the better tho root-growth the better wll bo the dow ers. Bulbs planted very late In the fall or carried over winter In cold storage and planted In the spring seldom give sulltifuvtory (lowers, for the reason that the foliage and (lowers commence to develop us soon as the roots; there fore the dowers cannot develop beyond the sustenance supplied by the rootlesi; bulbs, and this sustenunce la usually' exhausted when tho flowers are about half grown. While it Is true that the (lowers, etc., are foimed within thb bulb befoie they ripen off, yet It is ab" colutely essential for their maximum development that the bulbs become thoroughly rooted before the tops are allowed to start. A good rule to follow as to the pro per time to plant hardy spring-flower ing bulbs In the open ground Is from four to six weeks before freezing nights are expected. Then the under! soil is still warm enough to induce root-action, while tho cooler surface nnd air checks top-growth until spring. A NERVE DEFINED. Quick Answers From Kindergarten Pupils, From tho Brooklyn Eagle, A certain Hrooklyn kindergarten con tains during the school term many bright little folks, and their answers to Questions nie often very amusing. On a morning not long ago the head teacher was giving a talk on physiology and asked; "Who can tell me what a nerve JsV "I know," said one little tot, "Weli, whnt Is It?" "It Is what makes the tooth hurt when you have the tooothuche." This created u laugh nnd a number of other answers followed, when a little girl, who is usually depended upon io give a reply to almost every question, raised her pointed finger und said; "I know the answer, teacher; I can tell you." "You may answer, Emily," said the teacher. "What is a nerve?" "When any one Is too fresh my mamma says, 'Oh, what a nerve!"' The lesson ended after a desperate effort to restore order. A j -4 JJ ' '. ..... t y J;. .. A4r.Al.A .- .te..;-