m, r,y '.w &' v ' ' ' - F J . . M li rlin,. WEST V I MEN'S LEAGUE ENJOY DEBATE OUR REPRESENTATIVE GOV ERNMENT NOT A FAILURE. Judges Gave Their Decision in Fn 'vor of tho Negative Speakers. Electric City Wheelmen's Coming Minstrel Performance Funeral of Thomas Houser Yesterday After noon Accidents in the Mines. Othor News Notes and Per- Thc Men's League of tho Plymqulli Congregational church, which was or gtiuizcd recently for the social and In tellectual advancement of Its members, and also to help defray tho expenses of tho church, held nn cnoynblc meet ing last evening. Tne newly-elected oincers, D. D. Evans, president; Tallle it. Evans, secretary, and W. G. Phil lips, treasurer, were in their stations. Eight names were proposed for mem bership, which makes a total enroll ment of forty now In the league. The committee In charge of the recent concert made Its report, which showed a balance, after all expenses were paid. The feature of the meeting was a de bate on the subject, "Resolved, That Oiir Representative Form of Govern ment Is a Failure," Prof. John T. Jones, principal of No. 1ST school, and Gomcr D. Reese, or ganizer of the Prohibition Alliance, ere the affirmative speakers, and J. liriydcn Oliver, son of Select Council man Joseph Oliver, and Attorney Charles E. Daniels, spoke on the nega tive side. The judges were John It. Thomas, A. B. Eynon and M. W. An derson. -The affirmative debaters cited in stances of debauchery and corruption ii politics to uphold their arguments, while the negative speakers spoke of the social industrial and commercial Advancement of the United States as an evidence of the stability of our present form of government. Both fcides advanced good arguments.and the contest was very Interesting and In structive throughout. .After due deliberation, the judges de cided in favor of tho negative side, Messrs. Oliver and Daniels. At the next meeting, which will be held on Monday evening, May 5, another de bate will take place on tho question, "Resolved, The Philippines Be Allowed Self-Government." Thu affirmative side The Best Family Cough Remedy, Ditfour's French Tar, Tor Sab by GEO. W. JENKINS, 101 S. Main ave. '-3 l A Chat sm lOn Comforts 9 'AT The individual who extracts the greatest amount of comfort and satisfaction in life ap proaches nearest to an ideal existence. He or she (it must have been a woman,) must have the foregoing thought in mind when she applied the word "Comfort' ' as appropriate to the cozy quilt, which converts the after-lunch slumber hour into a positive luxury and renders the night's sleep more restful, because of assured warmth, without burdensome weight. & - -a 3 3 The Comfort a xias auvanccu wonueriuuy auriilg tne past 2o S: years, and the specimens shown this spring are ; positive works of art, produced at a cost which $i brings them easily within the reach of the house- ; keeper with a moderate income. We can sell g you comforts for much less money and for con- siderably more money than the figures quoted j below. We have no hesitation in saying, how- & ever, that any woman of taste can find a comfort that will reach her highest ideal of beauty and $: service combined from the quartette specified gi below, and as the assortment is ample, and the 2p values onerea, iar Detter tnan tue average, we think 'the occasion well worth a special visit to the store, if you have comfort buying in raiud. Fancy Figured Silk Quilts or Comforts, size 71x78, with pure white, medicated, carded cotton filling. The har mony of color is superb. 5 Bargain No. Etra Quality Printed Silkoline Comforts, size 72x78 inches, with white Australian pure ' lamb's wool filling. Very light, matchless for warmth, and better than any down quilt ever made. ' m. J Bargain No. 3--Price $1.85 iM Fine Silkoline Comforts, with mercerized sjtin borders, jj size 72x78 inches, pure white cotton filling,' carded with a 2 single sheet, six border colors and any number of hand- tm some designs. I Bargain No. Finest Quality Silkoline Corpforls, with handsome silk panels; size 72x78 inches. ' Eight colorings to choose from and a fine assortment of designs, Globe. Warehouse SCRANTON will be taken by Robert Evans and the negative by Gordon Evans. Wheelmen's Minstrels. In nnothpr wepk the public will have nn opportunity to witness tho Electric City Wheelmen's minstrel performance, which hns been in rcheaisal for many weeks. Those who have been per mitted to enjoy the treat nlready ex press themselves In tho hlgncst terms of I he production, Much Inspiration has been given tho bo.VH by Mr. Dixie, wno lias been as sisting them In the marches and corn ed.' work, while tho chorus and solo work, under the direction of Alfred Wooler, Is undoubtedly the best ever undertaken by the company. ' An excellent rchcan?al was held last nWit, and the minims mid bones will meet npiln tomorrow night. On Fri day night a full rehearsal will be held, with Dauer's orcnestra. The opening performance will bo given in Mean' hull Tuesday evening, April 29. Funeral of Thomas Houser. Services over the remains of the late Thomas Houser were held yesterday afternoon at the family residence, cor ner of Chestnut and West .Linden streets, where many life-long friends of deceased gathered to attest their friendship. The sei vices began at L'.30 o'clock, with Rev. John P. Moffat, D. D. of the Washburn Street Presbyterian ohurch, and Rev. A. Ij. Rnmer, Ph. D., of St. Mark's Lutheran church, officiat ing. Reference was made to the useful and well-spent life of deceased, and the comfort to be derived from nn everlast ing faith in Him who dooth all things well. Representatives were present from Washington camp, No. 178, Patri otic Order Sons of America, and the Hyde Park Mine Accidental fund, and the pallbearers and flower bearers were selected from among them. Several beautiful lloral offerings wcio in evidence. The pallbearers were: W. J. Jones, John Lunncy, James Wede inan and John Granacher, and the flower bearers were Alfred Twining and Evan It. Jones. Three from the camp and three from the fund. Interment was made in tho Washburn street cem etery. Other Funerals Yesterday. The funeral of Lizzie, the Infant child of Mr. and Mrs. Richard Pierce, of 117 Deckers' court, occurred from the house yesterday afternoon. Interment was made In the Washburn street cemetery. Funeral Director Price shipped the remains of the late John M. Davis to Catasauqua yesterday morning, where interment was made later in the day. GENERAL NEWS NOTES. William Bushen, a driver boy em ployed in the Hyde Park mine, had the fingers of his right hand badly squeezed yesterday, while engaged In spragging a car. He was attended by Dr. George U. Reynolds, at his home, corner of Jackson street and Sherman avenue. The members of St. Paul's Pioneer corps are requested to assemble at the 6 Maker's Art f 2--Price $2.25 4-Price, $2.50 THE SCKAiNTOiV TRIBUNE-TUESDAY, APRIL 22, 1902. Delaware and Hudson-station. In full uniform at 7.30 o'clock this evening, to meet the Young Men's Drill corps of Wllkes-Bnrre, nnd the Father Whltty's, of North Scranton. All will then march to Mears' hall, where Company M, First regiment, will hold their military ball nnd drill contest. A congregational meeting will he held at tho Washburn Street Presbyterian church tomorrow evening for tho pur pose of electing a trustee to fill the vacancy caused by the death of the late George Cooper. Much needed Improvements are be ing made on Seventh street, between Scranton street nnd West Lackawnnna avenue. Broken stone Is being used to fill In the roadway at that point. James Murphy and Nicholas Burke have been elected as delegates from the St. Leo's Battalion to attend the dio cesan convention nt Olyphant on May 21. Henry Ralney nnd James McDon ough were selected as alternates, The Socinl Entertnlners will conduct a dance in Washington hall this even ing. Admission wilt be by card only. The drawing for an umbrella, for tho benefit of the Colonial club will be held this evening. The Austrian Oberammegau passion play will be reproduced next Saturday evening and Sunday afternoon at St. Lucie's Italian Catholic church on Chestnut street. Patrick F. Cawley, of Jackson street, has purchased the hotel business of John Donohuc, nt .the corner of West Lackawanna avenue and Chestnut street. The friends of Miss Annie Cramer, of South Ninth street, tendered her an agreeable surprise party recently at her home. John Williams, of Lincoln Heights, employed In the Bellevue mine, was squeezed between cars while at work recently. John J. Dlskln, of Eynon street, nnd Mis:: Catherine McDermott, of Rail road avenue, will be united in marriage at Holy Cross church at 9 o'clock this morning. Morgan Thomas, the Jackson street merchant, found a bunch of keys last night, belonging to some Delaware, Lackawanna and Western employe, which the owner can have by catling at his store. The Onelta Dancing class held a so cial in Washington hall last evening. A farewell meeting will be given Mrs. Reese Morgan and family, in the Belle vue Welsh Calvlnlstlc Methodist church tonight. Mrs. Morgan and family arc about to leave for the West, and their many friends aie prepared to bid them a hearty God-speed. A ' good pro gramme has been arranged, and an en joyable time Is assured to all who are pleased to attend. PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS. Mrs. J. U. Sweet and daughter, Rcba, of Oneonta, N. T., returned home yes terday afternoon from a visit with friends and relatives in the city. Albert Davis, of South Main ave nue, 'who has been indisposed for sev eral days, Is able to be out again. William Benjamin and Miss Jeanette Aston, of Plymouth, returned home yes terday from a visit with West Scran ton relatives. George Peck, of North Lincoln ave nue, attended the Wyoming conference meetings at Waverly on Sunday. Mrs. Benjamin Knight, of Wallsvllle, Is the guest of relatives on South Sum ner avenue. Miss Atta Kresge, of North Hyde Park avenue, Is visiting friends in Dal ton. NORTH SCRANTON. Miss Almlra Sllkmnn, of North Main avenue, has returned from her winter sojourn at Vineland, N. J. Sirs. Henry F. Athcrtonr of North Alain avenue, has returned, after spend ing a few days In Honesdale. The infant child of Air. and Mrs. J'ohn Nolan, of Oak street, was laid to rest In the Cathedral cemeterv yesteiday afternoon. Mrs. W. J. Lewis and son. Walford. of Edna avenue, are spending a few weeks In Atlantic City. Mrs. Charles Henshaw, of New York city, Is visiting her sister, Miss Selby, secretary of tho Young Women's. Chris tian association of this section. M. J. Collins has returned, after spending a few davs In Newark, N. J. Miss Mary Oakley has returned from Philadelphia, after visiting friends for the past few days. The Father Wliltty society's drill club will v Rive an exhibition drill In West Scranton this evening. Tho ladles of the Knights or Macen bies will hold a meeting in Arehbald's hall, on West Market street, this even ing. The members of Division No. ti. An cient Order of Hibernians, will hold a meeting in O'Malley's hall this evening. All members are tetjuested to be pres ent. The fourth gnpie of tho series between the North End Stars and the Craeker jacks will be played In the Auditorium this evening. Ticket No, 281 diew tho carpet, which was chanced off at O.' V. Palmer's store, on North Main avenue, Saturday even ing. Dr. William Donho, or Oak stieet, I3 In Philadelphia on a business dip. Miss Annie Morris, of Olyphant. spent Sunday with friends on Oak street. SOUTH SCRANTON NOTES. An inteiesting case was heard before Alderman Lentes last night, when Al derman John T, Howe, of the Seven teenth ward, was given a hearing for giving false information to a reporter of the Scranton Bepubllcnn, The case arose out of the fact that Samuel Por ter was alleged to have raised money to secure the liberty of Mabel Miller, who was tried before Alderman Howe last, week. The evidence, as given by the prosecutor, was that he was mis represented In the paper mentioned above, and, so far as ho could learn, the Information was furnished by Al derman Howe, Porter was repiesented by Attorney Frnnk noyle, and the de fendant, by Attorney It. J, Burke, Mr. Udstone, of the Itepubllcan, swore that to tho best of his recollection tho story FROM SOUTH AFBIGA. New Way of Using Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, Mr. Arthur Chapman writing from Durban, Natal, South Africa, says; "As a proof that Chamberlain's Cough Hem cdy Is a cure suitable for old and young, I pen you the following; A neighbor of mine had a child Just over two months old. It hnd a very bad cough and tho parents did not know what to give It. 1 suggested that If they would get a bottlo of Chambet Iain's Cough Hemody and put some upon the dummy teat the baby uas suckng It would no doubt euro the child. This they did and brought about a quick relief and cured tho baby.' 1 This, remedy is for sale by all druggists, as printed was related to hltn by Alder man Howe nnd W. J, Clifford.' Aftbr hearing tho evidence Aldermnn' Lentes decided to hold tho case under advise ment. Iffimtx Prottgltz, of Hickory street, had John Kern and Samuel Van Nort arrested for assault and batiery, and tho case was heard before Alderman Lentes -last evening. The defendants Were building a fenco on Sunday when Prodgez objected. Kern was held In ball for court, which was furnished by J. J. Schneider, but Van Nort was com mitted to jail. John F. Schneider, a son of Select Councilman Schneider, of the Eleventh ward, who was lit for somo time, has entirely recovered. The funeral of Martin Koarncs took place from 1U17 Cedar avenue yesterday afternoon. Dr. Schley's Lung Healing Balsam Is guaranteed to euro all coughs. "No cure, no pay." For sale by all dealers. A slight ilrc occurred at 313 Hickory street last evening, in tho house of James Dolan. It was extinguished be fore much damage was done. Peter Kuhner, of 410 Plttston avenue, Is seriously ill. i GREEN RIDGE. The Oeneral Phlnney Hose company has been engaged for several days flushing the sewer basins in this ward and putting them in good condition for the summer. Mr. nnd Mrs. G. G. Wedeman and son, Byron, of Adams avenue, spent Sunday with Carbondnlo friends. E. S. Pratt and C. P. Jones spent yes terday fishing for trout near Moscow. Deputy State Food Inspector Stanley Stevens, of Marion street, is in Pitts burg on business. Mrs. Catherine Mnloney appeared be fore Alderman Bailey, of Dickson ave nue, yesterday and swore out a wnrrant for the arrest of her husband, Patrick Maloncy, charging him with non-support of herself and children, three In number. He waived a hearing and gave bail In the sum of J300 for appearance at court. James Crane, of Capousc ave nue, with whom Maloney boards, be caine his bondsman. Mrs. Maloney is employed as a domestic by Mrs. Simon Rice. Miss Jessie Wilbur, of 1717 Sanderson avenue, will give a musical recital for her piano pupils at her home this even ing. Miss Wilbur will be assisted by John T. Watkins. The following pro gramme will be rendered: "In Muy" (Behr), Miss Florence Wademan; march, Miss Freda Klught; a. waltz (Webb), b. march (Bregthat), Miss Esther Hopewell; a. "Alpine Echoes" CHoIzt), b. "Happy Hunter" (Germer), Miss Dorothy Ogelley; Rondo Mllitalre (Bechl), Miss Mary Isabel Kayes; bal ladsa. "For Love of You" (Hawlcy), b. "Thy Beaming Eyes" (MacDowell), c. "Allah" (Charwick), John T. Wat kins; Valse Troyolienno (Van Gaol), Miss Dorothy Kellum; Rondo (de menti). Miss Grace Bcattyr L'Deron dllle (L. Gobbaerts), Miss Hazel Toley; "May Has Come" (Bohm), Miss Mary Isabel Kayes: "Tarantille" (Sudds), Miss Grace Beatty; "A Starry Night" (Smith), Miss Florence Shepherd; Valse. E flat (Durand), Miss Nanette Collins; "Fiona" (Stephen Adams), John T. Watklns: "Gaite De Coeur" (Smith), Miss Leora Johler. LeRoy Snow has opened a cigar store and news stand at Hepburn's barber shop. Give him a cull. All the latest novels. ' DUNMORE. The colliery of A. D. and F. M. Spen cer has closed down for an indetinite period, in order that needed repairs may be made about the works. The mules were brought to the surface yes terday, and It Is thought work will not be resumed until the shaft nov being sunk is completed. Tho closing down will make a serious break In the bor ough's business affairs, as they have always been one of the most stpady workings In the vicinity. The funeral of the late Marcus Plager man will take place from the home of his daughter, Mrs. Jones, on Drinker street, Thursday afternoon at 2 o'clock. The Odd Fellows are making prep arations for their banquet on Wednes day evening, when the installation of officers will take place. OBITUARY. UKOItGU P. WILLIAMS, aged 67 years, tiled at his home on Bloom street, Dunmore, yesterday morning, after a long Illness with Urlght's dis ease. Previous to his comlnir to tho place about five years ago, he had been a resident of Carboudale and Clifford. He Is survived by his widow unci two children, Albert nnd Miss Delia Wil liams. Funeral services will be con ducted at his late home this afternoon at I o'clock, by Rev. W. F. Gibbons, and the remains will be taken to Clif ford on Wednesday, where Interment will be made. i ) CHAltLEs F13TTIG. a life long resi dent of the Nineteenth ward, died yes terday morning, after a long illness. The deceased Is survived by a wife and four small children. The remains will be removed to the homo of Councilman Charles Graf, at 428 Plttston avenue, tomorrow morning, whero thp services will take place at 2 p. m. Pastor E. J, Schmidt, of the Church of Peace, will olllclute and Interment will be made la the Plttston avenue cemetery. ANTHONY M'DONALD, one of the most respected residents of Dunmore, died at his home on Willow street, Sun day night, after a short Illness. Ho is survived by his wife and the following children: M. J. McDonald, Mrs. Gol den and Anthony McDonald, Jr. THE CUBE OP THE HAIK. 1'iom Woman's Home Coinpunioii, At nlida lufoic retiring briibli the lull uic full:1 unj lir.ild it looocly in u number o( ttiandi. Aol,l uettluir tlio hair too olten to nuke it glovy, a the u-ttlnt,- has a tendency to make the hair cojise. Avoid nuttinfc the hair up in kid nt night to ic it, They are nioru harmful than even the much-abused curling-Iron, as the hair i twisted about tho kid so tightly that it acliull.v Ai-ars it nut, and a bald fpot is apt in time to bo tho icsult. 'I hero la a new soit of sluinpoo Jut now much in tiov with women ol fashion, it i known jis tho perfume shampoo. It consitts of tprlnkllns the hair with orrivpowdrr, leaving tho fragrant powder on long enough to lollcct tho dust nnd oil, and. then siting tho hair a vigorous bruthlntr. Tho cnli shampoo when thus taken Is qulto harmlets and leases the hair with Just a subtle perfume about it, -- Apartment Hotel Burned. Bjr Ksiluslvc Wire from The Associated Frew. Chicago, April 21. The Vlnccnncs apartment hotel, TWily-slUh tlrcet and Vinceiinia mcinc, was dc.Uo.ud by Are this afternoon. Fanned by a high wind the flames threatened to spread to adjoining structures and it wa with difficulty that the fire was restricted to the hotel. Thcro wire 110 apartments in the building, but all the occupants escaped in safety. The loss U ?1J0,-000. some rather Odd mishaps GATHERED IN THE COURSE ACCIDENT INSURANCE. OF A Motorman's Celluoid Collar Ignit edConcussion from Hat Man Trod on Shoo Lace and Wns Fatally Injured Odor of Flowers Asphyxi ated Mourner at Gambetta's Bier. from Clumbcrj' Jmrnil, Insurance companies transacting "accident" business have calculated that one out of every ten persons In sured meets with an accident of some kind, and receives compensation there fore, each year. Were the uninsured accidents tabulated It Is finite possible that tho percentage would be much magnincd. The same authorities esti mate that one accident out of every one hundred terminates fatally. With these facts before us, It may perhaps be of interest to recall some of tho more extraordinary accidents of recent ycais, and allow them to point their own moral,. About four, years ago a woman riding a bicycle in County Donegal, nnd having arrived somewhat late for a steamer that was about to cross Lough Swllly, she, In her anxiety, lost control of her machine, with the result that she rode over the pierhead, falling a distance of over twenty feet Into tho water. She was rescued practlcully unhurt; the bicycle was smashed. An almost equally miraculous escape was that of a cyclist who was riding in the suburbs of London. A stone threw him off his machine, and, as III luck would have It, a sharp point en tered his mouth and came out under his eye. Thanks to the healthy condition of his blood, he was well again in three months. BEWAItE OF CELLULOID. More tragic than the cycling acci dents already alluded to was that which befell a motorman In America. One morning his motor burned out. Trying to remedy matters, the man, in his con fusion, managed to get the controller charged with electricity, nnd, as he un fortunately happened to be wearing a celluloid collar, and the apparatus came In contact with It, a blaze round the poor fellow's neck was the result. He was carried off to the hospital In an unconscious condition. A most extraordinary batcli of cur ious accidents wns collected and pub lished by the Traveler's Record In 1899. Here are a few samples: "It was the doctor who smashed his hand with a hummer while hanging a calendar, and the carpenter who was thrown from his ?agon while In search of theloetor." The electrician ran from the bull, and broke his leg In a hasty jump over the fence, which landed him In the ditch, but the farmer worked with the electric wire and burned his hand." "The clergyman burned his hand while kindling a Are, nnd the plumber fell up the church steps and sprained his wrist nnd barked his knee." "The hunter is wounded by a charge from another man's gun, and the lawyer aimed his foot at another man's dog and hit his own front doorstep." ONE ON THE COMPANY. In an American court, not very long ago, the presiding Judge gave what mos people will acknowledge to be a rather novel decision in an accident In surance case. The deceased, it appears, was wearing a tight boot, and this caused an abrasion of the skin of the big toe, which was followed by blood poisoning and death. The judge held that death was occasioned by "exter nal violent and accidental means, with in the meaning of the policy." The in surance company had to pay. While speaking of "feet" accidents mention may be made of a fatality which occurred to a resident in Steyn ing, Sussex, a year or two since. Com ing downstairs one morning, he trod on his bootlace. A fall was the result. It was thought that he had sustained only trifling Injuries, but such was not the ense. Within u week lie was burled, and the insurance company paid the claim. The hat, aH well as Its opposite neigh bor, the boot, has often been the cause of accidents of various descriptions, but usually of a minor character. Not so that which befell a leather merchant of Northampton. Going into his house one clay, ins nat strucK me nniei or the doorway, with the result that it was forced farther down on the wear er's head. The consequence was com pression of the skull, followed by death. A KICK AT .VIGHT. An extraordinary accident, and one that has a pathos all its own, hap pened to a gentleman in Cardiff some years ago, lie took into bed with him his little three-year-old sou, who was suffering from earache. The child, 1n his restlessness, kicked hia father In the groin. Death from phlegmonous erysipelas followed: this, as the med ical evidence proved, being the direct result of the kick. Fire, rather than water, would, one would think, bo more dungeiouti to life, but this is not always the cabe, for a fireman in New Jersey, while holding the nozzle of a hosepipe, directing a stream of water on a burning building, lost control of the pipe, and the rush ing water, which struck him on tho cheek, completely crushed In one side of his fuce. Flowers, ugalu, would hardly be sus pected as ono of the probable ciusps of accident; yet at the "lying In stnte" of the late M. Gambetta the odor qf the flowers surrounding the collln was so powerful that ono of the watchers was asphyxiated, and was only restored to consciousness wlt,h considerable dif ficulty. Somnambulism, smoking In bed, foot ball, lightning, dynamite, and the In cautious handling of firearms not to mention the now happily discarded, crinoline have all been nctivo agents on the accident list; but (so easily does frequent occurrence accustom us to tragedy!) they are too well known to require special comment, STRtJCK BY A MKTKU. However, the familiarity which breeds contempt Is sometimes rudely encroached upon by the occurrence of somo hitherto unheard-of accident, which ucts as n spontaneous detonator to speculation. Some years ago, for A GREAT SURPRISE In in stoic for all who uo Kemp's Dal.am for the throat aud Luugs, tho gleat guauutccd U'nicdy. Would )ou belle vo that It is bold on its merits and sny druggist is authorized by (he propifetor of this wonderful remedy to glic )uu a sample bottle (reel It ucier fails to euro acute or chronic, couglis. All urugyUts sell Kemp's Uaiaara. I'rUe, 3c. and (0c. Lydlm Em Pinkhmm'm Vmgtmbim Oomftmum. It will entirely euro the worst, forms of Female Complaints, all Otdu nan troubles, Inflammation and. Ulceration, Falling and Dinplaeernenfc of tho Womb, and consequent Spinal Weakness, and is peculiarly adapted to the Change of iLlfe. " It has cured more cases of Backacho and Lcucorrhoea than any other remedy tho world has over known. It.is almost infallible in iUCn. cases. It dissolves and expels tumors from tho Uterus in an early staf of development, and checks any tendency to cancerous humors. Irregular, Suppressed or Painful Menstruation. Weakness of th Stomach, Indigesf ion, Bloating, Flooding, Nervous Prostration, Head ache. General Debility quickly yields to it. Womb troubles, causing pain, weight, and backache, instantly re liovcd and permanently cured by its use. Under all circumstances it acts in harmony with the luws that govern the female system, and is as harmless as water. ' It quickly removes that Bearing-down Feeling, extrento lassi tude, ''don't care" and "want-to-be-left-alone" feeling, excitability, irritability, nervousness, Dizziness, Faintness. sleeplessness, flatulency, melancholy or the "blues," and backache. These are sure indications of Female Weakness, or some derangement of the Uterus, which this medicine always cures. Kidney Complaints and Backache of either 'sex tho Vegetable Compound always cures. Xo other female medicine in the world has received aueh widespread and unqualified endorsement. No othtr meAietn has such a record of cures of female troubles. Those women who refuse to accept anything else are re -warded a hundred thousand times for they get what they waat a cure. 'Sold by Druggists everywhere. Refuse an nbMttvte. example, while a gentleman was walk ing from St. James's park to Pall Mull on a bright afternoon in summer, he suddenly received a blow on the shoul der which caused him to stumble, and at the same time he heard a loud, crackling noise. On rcco-erlng he looked around for his assailant; but there was nobody visible except a po liceman, who was many yards away. When the gentlomun reached home his shoulder was examined, but no injury could be found to account for the pain in it. Soon afterwards the servant, who had take'n away his master's out door coat to brush It, brought back the garment and pointed out that tho nup on the shoulder was pressed flat as if a hot wire had been drawn across it. Everything, in fact, pointed to the probability that the wearer had been struck by a meteor. A girl in Canter bury found that the sting of a fly had caused a pimple to form on her face. Inflammation spread to the neck, and, In spite of every medical attention, the' poor girl succumbed to blood pois oning. On another occasion a leading insurance company had to pay for the sting of a fly. The insured, a staid, middle-aged man, had, it appears, be come interested in the vagaries of a bluebottle on the window Jpane. Then tho boyish instincts returned, and he tried to catch the fly. The insect, which had just received a sumptuous repast of tainted meat, retaliated with a vic ious little sting, and a death claim was the result. It was the same company, I think, that was obliged to pay $5,000 to the heirs of a farmer at Relgate, who ran a thorn under his nail while exam ining, a sample of oats; and that com pany's books also show a payment for damages resulting from the bite of a spider. NELSON KNEAS AND BEN BOLT. What the Musician. Did to Popular ize the Poem. Fium the nt. Loins Ulolic-Dciuocrat. The death of Thomas Dunn English, the author of "Ben Bolt," lecalls the fnct that the composer of the music, Nelson Kneass, who died many yeare ago, Is burled at Chllllcoth, Mo. The p,oem, with Its tender sentiment and outline of character, was the ground work of the famous song, and the crea tive genius of English Is undisputed. The fact remains, however, that the poem was but a beautiful waif, drift ing here nnd there In print, when Kneas, a professional musician, found It, and, without knowing the author, set It to music. Kneas had more talent than thrift, and, after many vicissi tudes unit travels, died comparatively young In a little Missouri city. The divided authorship of the words and music resulted in controversies that veie a frequent annoyance to English. With a vigorous pen, he gave' the pub Uu tho facts and they will stand as ac cepted history. Hut it Im unlikely that the poem would over have become world-famous without the music, which is so sweetly Infused with the feeling nnd Imagery of the poet. In Du Muurler's treat ment of the song, it Is the music that hypnotizes, and yet it Is true that the melody is but a retlex of the words. This form of authorship Is nothing now. The bnsis of the "Murseillulso" Is an old German religious composi tion, and the melody of the "Star Spangled Banner" was openly bor rowed. The nlr of "America" is that of the English and dermon national anthems, ami its origin Is lost In his tory. Kueuss was a contemporary of Stephen C. Foster nnd produced .many negro melodies, but Foster was then, aud Is now, in a class of his own In writing what may be typically called American ballads, Kneass was of BrltlHh birth, but took kindly to American ways. His memory deserves a wotd in connection with "Ben Bolt," THE POPPY, Golden Blossoms That Greeted the California Pioneers. J-'ioiii Home and Vlouirs. Fur out at tea, gleaming bheets of dazzling gold arrested the gaze of tho early explorers of California. Blazing along the Pacific coast, embroidering the green foothills of the snow-cupped Slerru Mudres, transforming acres and acres of treelebs plains Into royal cloth of gold, millions of (lowers of silky tcx t mo and color of gold fuBcluutcd the Spanish discoverers. An eminent lot unlat, Eschbcholtz, ut onco classified Ufa plum, and his followers conferred his name upon this, tho only native Ameri can papuvcr. , Dieum-llUu In beauty, fusclnuting from sheer loveliness, spreading in soft How Truly the Great Fame of Lydia E. Piiik ham's Vegetable Com pound Justifies HerjOrig inal Signature. AMU9MMKNTS, -- -- i-ssiriiTi-ii-i-ii-Tnririiiiiir'irinjrin.n.ir. rhr Lyceum Theatre It. IIE13, teases and Unagor. A. 3. DUFFY, Business Mantgtr. WEDNESDAY SIGHT. Charles H. Yale Presents TUE EVSHLASTIRa ii Devil's Auction' 20th Kdltlon. Keyed up io the Minute. Prices ffiie, B0e, 7Jc. and $1.00. Seats now on sale. Friday Night, Saturday Matinco and Night. A Play of Seep Heart Interest. A Strong Company Headed Mr. Edwin Mordant Prices Krcntng, 25, BO, lie. and t.. Special Matinee Prices Entire lower floor, We; entire balcony, 25c. Children to any part e theater, 15c. Academy of ilusic H. REIS, Leasee. A. 1. Duffy. Kaiaitr. First Three Nithts. Matinee Tacitly an' Wednesday. The Beautiful Stoiy of Heart Interest, The Convict's Daughter Refined Vaude llle Features. Prices 13, 25, 33 and 60c. Matinees, 15 and 24a. I.ast Three Nlchts with Matinees. HUttTia &: HEUON PRESENT J. K.-EKHZT-GILSON LOTTXS, In the Sensational Comedy Drama THE OUTPOST' Prices 15, 25, 35 and 50c. Matinees, 15 and 25c. STAR THEATRE ALT. a. nEBniNOTOir, Msnaa-ir. Monday, Tuesday and Yednebday, APRIL 21, 22 AND 2S. Dainty Duchess Borlesqurs .MATIXEC EVERY DAT. undulations over the land, the Cali fornia poppy bloomed above the rich est views and arteries of gold the world has ever known, all unsuspected. A Circe, with powers to please, dazzle nnd charm by Its enchantments, while It allures, lulls and mystifies, this flower of sleep seemed to draw by some occult process from the eurth the elixir of gold, unfolding Its blooms of gold as beacons proclaiming: "We are bloom ing above rich mines of gold." There Is ever a mystery about the poppy. It Is a weird flower. It ! ad most sentient, with a life unknown to human kind, "While glory guards with solemn tread, the bivouac of the dead," stealthily a sea of gore creeps over the old battlefields. Blood red, tho popples In waves and billows hold high carnival above the soil that covers tho slain. Lord Macaulay says of the battlefield of .Noorwlndeni "The sum mer after tho buttle the soil, fertilized by 20,000 dead, broke forth into mil lions of blood-red popples. The travel or from St. Troud to Tlrlemont who saw that vast field of rich scarlet stretching from Landen to Neerwlndcn could hardly help fancying that the flgurntive description of the Hebrew prophet wus literally accomplished, that "The earth was her slain," Bay ard Taylor, In "The tends of the Sara cen," says ho contemplated, with feel ings he could not describe, "the old battlefields of Syria, densely covered with blood red popples, blooming In burbaric splendor, gloating on the gore of soldlerH slain." However interesting the poppy may bo to men of science and to (overs of the beautiful, It is yet more so to the people of California. This beautful, weird, gold-colored flower of goasa iner textuie, belongs to California alone, Nowhere else In the world has It over made its habitat. There it is natural ly so profuse that It Is related as a fact that, coming on a turn full face upon a blooming Held of yellow pop ples, dazzling In the sunshine, horaes have been put to flight, 'as from, flames of Arc, , ii wioii y .1 -y jVi-5 M i,wttfi'-,, -ifefcyhi ,