"VT i"-."?; W t-fV-' $TK THIS SGRANTON TilIBUNEr-I1ltlJMl' 'APRIL 4, 1002. ' r :f ' "V, r. i. flvv. ( '', PSf. KSiV ?: i- m h e m' tit af h & Zk&ttanton rifiune fF.W' fublMied .Dally, t.xcept Sunday, ' The Ttlb "r tine Jr-ubllilitnif X-drnpatiy. ill Fifty CniH Month. UVV S.!CriAHlr. IMII0-. Oif V. nV.MIl.I., Mmlnc Manager Xw Yoik Ofllccl 130 Xh M. . ..... h. .. vtuxr.AMV Sole Agent for I'oiclun Aihcill-jnit. l.ntiMcd nl tlin VmlolTke nt r.tnton, Pa., a Second Clon -Mail -Maucr. When space will permit, The Trlbuno in always glad to print short letters from Its friends bear ing: on current topics, but Its rule is that these must be signed, for pub lication, by the writer's real name; and the condition precedent to ac ceptance Is that all contributions shall be subject to editorial revision. TUB KI.AT RATH l'Olt AMTUTIMMI. 'I In- fplkmlnir luble fhowv. (lie price ! li"li ritli.lnicitloti, mio lo lie mud within wu "' j- . nfuiMif'lMilliiir'oii," i't'ilp" DIM-I.A V, !'.i iIJIoaitlurJ JVyltJon i.c.ijlinn 51) inuiH .-'.'"' ."a;., I ." M) Imhc- -il i .'11 I .'-M vm " iii .17. ! .v .won " I .i.v, ' .17 I .l ratio I ,r, I .i"i i Is . loi r.mU of tlunU. Iriulullflli-) of umtolflK mid lmllar lontllbullon-. III tin Imtiui' nt ad Vcrlli-jnn The Tilbuhe ih.iI.im thaigc of ." icht-i n line. ftjtM -if-Ol.ivlM(d Aihri'Mus fmiiMieil on application. TEN PAGES. SCllANTOX, APItIL, I, VJ02. The anomaly presented In u poor board partly appointive throuRh fail ure of proper machinery for election, and partly elective Is one which should be brought prominently to the atten tion of the next lef-lslnluie. It is the only power which can unsnarl the fiuul. flnjorlty Rule. F .HUM, the standpoint of prac tical politics tilde is S-.0H1C-thliiR aiuushiK in the ineffcel- Ive but unfailing: zeal with which a few newspapers opposed to the dominance of party stalwnrtlsm in thu Kepubliean orffanizatinu in tills state keep up, day after day, tho monotonous chant that John V. ICIklu, if nominated for Rovcrnor of iVimxylvanla, cannot be elected. If there weie danger of this piedlc tlon coining true, we should see evi dences of fear amoiiR the Republican war-horses throughout the common wealth. Men who make a practice of politics do not a.s a. inle tie up with enthusiasm lo a hopeless or even a haz ardous candidacy. Yet everywhere that the Issue has been raised, whether at popular primaries or til conventions under the delegate system, representing usually the guiding will of some more than oullnarlly nbttite and successful local leader, the candidacy of Mr. Klk in lias been espoused, not peifunctorily nor as a sign of ill-concealed manipu lation, but with the most unmis takeable and genuine enthusiasm. There has not been a candi dacy within the memory of the pieseut generation more thoroughly re flective of the cordial approval and earnest co-operation of the party's bono and sinew. II. has been so popu lar and mi well aided in every part of the state by men of influence and char acter that the most zealous ondeavois of its few opponents to arrest its pro gress or to ettect discord within the lines of its piomoler.s have failed most conspicuously. In the light of tills fact, which is so manifest that nobody who does not want to be blind to it can fail to see It, the dismal chorus of tho small group ot tiouble-forecasters falls to gain seil ous attention and Is instead viewed as one of the humors of the campaign. Theie is only .one way by which the election of John P. Klkln could be en dangered. That is by the pre-ananged fusion of his piofessedly Republican opponents and the Democracy. We de cline to believe, though this were at tempted, that it would succeed. AVe incline to believe that It will not be attempted. We predict that the choice of the inajuilty before and in the con vention will bo thu majoiity's choice at tile polls, Theodore Roosevelt's fianclilse lux law has Just lmen pronounced constitu tional by the New York Hupieme court. It Is a victory nune slgnllleani than that at Ban Juan. Mr. Powderly 's Object Lesson. T LH1Q UUTIRICMKXT of T. V. Powderly front thu commis sioner genetalshlp of Immi gration recalls a rather unique Incident which took place re cently during: the hearings befoio the Semite committee on Immigration on tho tpendtng Chinese exclusion bill, llenny Hull thus describes It In a letter to tfye PltsbuigTjnies, Kx-Secretary of Sfate J,ohu, Ay. Foster appealed for the (typoi'il'iit's of tho bill, unit made a very eloquent plea for, thu Chinese "nieet'lmnt,. whom ho said weru re hpecfttblo .persons, and lellned, hlgh clas. gen'tioinen who could 'not possi bly eoiuefytojconipotltlo'n with Ameil eun luboM ,'They were, Mr, Foster ul legedj persecuted and Ill-treated by the immigration bureau ofliciuls, and ho exhibited n complaint made to thu ueairy'aVu'urliuent through tho state department by Minister Yu, which complaint, , he said, never received proper njpj)ilon and consideration. Wfton Mr, "Foster wua through, Sen atorjPenrb'se'ehuirnuin of tho commit tee, fsKcd' Commissioner Powderly.who was "preswV whether ho desired to say nnytblng.on tho matter. Tho commls Blonsr sal thut ho egretted that .Mln lstcrVnsUnd not seen lit to present throibirtlr. Foster thu bureau's reply, Which denied spcclllcally and cutegojl rullyevcry rftdlemeul' mudu In the com plulnj; and the jiurtlcular cuhu re ferreU to, and upon which so much stress had been laid, had been fpuijd to b without a scintilla of truth to Htippprt It. "Now, with leeurd to these Chinese lnerchallts,, said Mr. PoivjierJy, "who ro ifjleeeil to be so lellned anijl intel ligent iiJats?ot;pedjfl5V uuflTCvho are being bojjurstily 1J-e'lteili;bytlie linml Bratlpn (fnireajji, IS liavetwo of them oiittdc(ioifj.Mnjs,rvpudi,beBlud to show them to the committee as specl- tnenB of ttio class which gives Us bo much (rouble," , Senator Fairbanks, ot 'milium, Hiked thai they bo bi-oiiRht in, and Mr, I'nw tlorltf hml ushered into the coiuinlttce room two Chlimmcn who hud been ar rested In WushliiRton tin; nlsht before for havliiB lllemtlly entered the United StatCR. They were two ot the nio.nl dis reputable lookliiB persons Imaginable, one ot them bolus Visibly unvoted with it lonlhsotuu illseupc. Yet both were Chlneso "meicliituts," They hud been HimiKKlcil over the lino at Portal, N. !,, and hud got its far us Washington before they were arrested. "This Is an object lesson," said Mr. Powderly lo the senatois, and they seemed lo think It a very Rood one, although Sir. Foster grew very excited and protested UKtiltiHt such "Hpeetiu.'Uliir" proeeedlnKi uit the jmrt of thu commissioner Renentl ot Im nilgnilloii. The thoroughness with wh'leh Mr. Powderly has done his duty lit the ofllco fiom which he has been removed establishes u standard from which his successor will not dare to depart. Rulhbunu'.s friends arc not helping his causo by trying to discredit Charles Kmory Smith, Mr. Smith was deceived In llathbone, but he had plenty of dis tinguished company. Canal Prospects. T IK IU3PUllIiICAN "steering comnilltoo" of the senate, an unofilclal body of leading senators who decide among themselves upon the order in which pending legislative measures shall be taken up for consideration, a kind of Informal committee on rules, so to speak, has decided that action upon the Isthmian canal shall bo postponed until the short session of the present con gress. Priority is to be given to tho Philippine civil government bill, the Cuban reciprocity bill, the river and harbor bill and various routine meas ures, more than sufficient in number to occupy the remaining days of the pres ent session, Jl Is even predicted by some that the entire canal question will go over until the next congress. This Is the view held by the Washington cor respondent ot' the Xew York Tribune, who witles lo his paper: "In the meantime the question as to routes will be hi ought squarely before the people in tile congress campaign soon to open, and It will be presented to the voters in all Its phases. Then, when the Fifty-eighth congress assem bles the members of both houses will know definitely what the people want, and will also get additional light on the matter through new surveys and in vestigations of both the Panama and Nicaragua routes, which will piobubly be made by order of this congiess. At the same time the negotiations between tills government and Colombia, to en able the French Panama Canal com pany to giant a clear title for its prop erty to the United States will be pushed to completion, and thus the whole canal question will be presented in a fuller and more satisfactory light." AVe cannot say that this prediction surprises us. AVe have doubted from tho first that anything more than nomi nal action would come from the pres ent congress. In view of the success Willi which railroad Influences have checkmated canal progress In the past, It is easy to believe that many heads now young and fresh will have become .-ere aim souer oeiore mere will he a channel bisecting the isthmus suffi ciently wide, deep and durable to admit the passage of ocean-going ships. Tills is unfortunate, for the country and for the Republican party. AVhen tho latter goes before the voteis with a record of further postponements of tills vital sub ject, it is quite possible that the voters may ask why and wherefore; and it will lax the ingenuity of the Republican party oracles to supply a satisfactory explanation. The senators coiApilsing the Republi can, "steering committee" aie men of years, experience and discretion; they ought, therefore, to know what they uio doing and to have good reasons for doing it. Presumably they do and have. lint we think o are within permissible bounds In saying that the temper of the people Is one of rising Impatience at delay in this matter; and that It seems likely that inure votes will be lost by delay than by early and decisive action. At the very least, authoiity should be conferred upon the president to proceed with necessary prellnilnuiios while congiess is In recess. After several months af lotnl mw maltlne the National Huso ll.ill leiiRiio has patched up its dilTercnccH, re ndopted the old lilies, which have novcr been properly enforced, und In now once more ready for the public's good money. Wo veniin-o to say that It will lie dis appointed In the amount that It gels of It. In view of tho fact that no two sclen 11110 experts appear to bo ublo to asree as to whether tho use of boiuclu acid In "t-inbalmlnis" dressed moats Is or Is not injuilous to eonbiunei'H. tliu safest plan is thu best plan, and that Is to take no chances. At tho current prices, n,u moats might to bo fresh. Ten of tho cloven Wheellnc," council men v"ho, It s aliened, wanted $"0,000 for it street rnilwuy franchise bave been Indicted by tho grand Jury. It Is notice able that thu investigation of this mat ter was not sought to bo put on tlio shoulders of the mayor.. The iepoi'1 that .Canadian surveyois have beeen tnmpetiiiL- with the bound ary stones alone; the Alaskan frontier peed not be believed until It Is proved; and ui don't liuaglnu that It wll be proved, m Now that all hands have had their sny in reference to the Dr, Swallow case, a detent respect for the commit of inunklnd should dlctato n Ions peilod of silence. Miles ami Schley uio billed for speeches before the national good roads convention inChailottesville, Va. Thus tho inerry i-uiupulgn goes on. If theie Is to be a department of eom inerre und labor, with representation in the eublnt't, there should eertalnly bo a buieau of Insurtince. NOTABLE PROGRESS OF OUR FOREIGN TRADE B' i:TW:i:.V July 1, IWIl, nrd Kelimary 2S. ltih, 211 il,i, i,iul, during ulildi pcilnl tte epoileil .r",IH)0,000 wollli nf timmt luilliicd nnnd. or oler M.UOO.OOi) 11 dnv. .Sutul.ij-1 .Hid Ii.)lldny4 Included. In Hie rimi) pciloil of 180(1 (l.ii l)emoir.itle ,(eJi), tte f.nly nlilppeil !lll,UO0,0il, or, tie.iler onlc tftinfluii u d.iy. Uciiiiniy botialit of m In Unit, about SJ.SOO,. Ooo iiioip tliui iii 1!ki, lliouftti liei-)lotiil import tteic SH,riU0,oml 1(. We bought of lirr ."ID,. HKi.mw lm, A f.ir in we mo eoueerned llin net lesiitl ii ti:,,M,wn mine In our f.oor than It win in lyiKi, (lieiit lliltulii IjoiiIiI uf m in fml, (U per (cut. of (lie tthent (die iureliieili W) per real, of the me.it; 1", per lent, of the kiuIik, other th.ui wheat. She pild oul 11 total of $15,000,000 for food MnflA, of wkkli wo got V.(M,00l),oiX), or ncai. ly niicdiiitf. Tho Ameile.iu (.line tinde wllh Mexico ilni'liiR the l.il fbe )eiM In- deelnpeil in h phenomenal manned and indeed if nuy lie ilonhted whethjr the impoifeu li.nc unr Idea of die evtent of the hinlncs-i, The old .Mcdtan sljlc and foim of hoo l rabidly ill,ippcarlni-, and Ihe Alucilenii nitlcle I (.iking- iN plJro nt mole comforlahlc for the feet and more durahle. The nluo of the sliori impelled fiom all t onutiics In tho last fli'.il j ear, 1P00-190I, Is staled In the nw loin's ledum at MflM'f- Bold, of which cer tainly 1)5 per tent. U Ameilcan. The two Ametl lean banks h.ue pio'pcied and declared dbl ilcinl. Two Trtit companies opcncil their doors In Mexltn City looldiiK for business which they will lendily Imd If they liae Ihe netesuiy capb lal. Meslco boiiKhl ",SS7 Ions of tnke ill Haiti mine l.i.-l month for ie in Hie vaiious lnlnlnsf d.iiit. Mclciiii .louiiial of Coiniiicite, "The American liu.ilun of which we lead ami 1 ear to much is (he host thing luitlir the tm for us In L'uropu. We need nwnkenini we need the lillo ideas and Ihe lliclcn riicray of Ihe Ameilcan. Xutliing tan sleep when the Ameilcan is bustlliift about and Ihe Miitnolcnt woild imi-t nib lis eyes and awake at the touch ot Ihls new slant of Uio wct." (Sir Henry Irv Iiir-.) The Stockholm .louiiial TiiliiiiiKon slates that the I'nlted .States Slci-1 cuipoiatlou lias bought nearly all the shares of the (lelllv.uc Oie com pany at the iioiiiiii.iI -value of i,000,000 kionon, ami that the tnwt will take ocr thn working of the Ninth SncdMi lulncs net autumn, Itelfat I.inen M.nnifaclurer.s' askoclatton aualn lepmN that Ihp I'niteil States is its heol eu'to incr. Sales tu the Wc-t Indies .md the Souih Aiueiic.m icpiihlics ho- a lai'KU falling on, owing lo Ihe low- piiee of cigars and tobacco. The Ameiitan Tobacco company mean to have the Kngll'h tiade if they pay the entile piotlK mid .i further oi e million ilollais -eaily for four .o.iis lo get il. "Thu United States K far ahead of am- lln lopeau counliy in the building of battleships, and Us Ideas aie moie advanced." (Colonel Tdi-i-.ii;oi.-ki, of the IttKsiau navy.) OUTLINE STUDIES OF HUMAN NATURE How He Got an Umbrella. A (fund .lU'ime mcrclianl cut cud bis i-toie llu- other day with an umbrella in his band and, .sitting down on the neatest .stool, bunt into a loir of liugliter in iepone to queries ;i to tin- chancier of the jol.c the meivhint .-.lid attei a few minuter of hilatity: "Will, jou know-, when I -t.n ted out in (he lain f had no mubrcll.i. I woirlcd along the aumie and .icrn-s the pontoc n, debating wlietli er 1 hliuuliln't ine.-t, but was drlcii-d by the thought that f alieady hair- three uiiibiellas Kicking aioui.d tomew hero. When I got oier on lii-l Water street 1 -pied n man I iiipstuncil lo lie ,Pick Wil-on. I don't bclie-e jou know Dick, but lie is an old fiiend of mine. The man t thought, to lie Pick was canjing a line -ilk uinbiella. It'.- mine, now," he added fond 1,. a- he gazed on I In- w-oik of arc he held in his hand. "As soon as I ,siw- Ihe man f ine-oiued to bo Pick I was o mcrjo-ed that i in-lied on liiui fiom the icar and, Mapping liiiu haul on the back, exclaimed: 'Look lieie, old man, giie me thai iiuibiclla!' "The man turned and, tc niy amaement, I ili-coeied that lie wis not Pick, hut -ome nui t had ne'er .seer, hemic. I was toieud with cotifu-ioti and wa- about to apologize, when 1 nh-.ciu'd that lie was even moie confuted than t, lie ha-tily closed the umbrella and -nosed IL Into mi- baud Willi Ihe lrliurk: " 'I -I beg jour -i.udou; I didn't know- it was join-,' and -anMied aiound the ininei, leailug me s-taudhig Willi opcn-niouthed a-tnii-Miinenl." Alter the mnbiii-t of menliuiut from the n-v.tmlil(il cleiks had siibs'deil, llio lneichiut f.iid: "Well, l'o gol a line, ne iniiluella anj'vay and they .-.iy the -eiond thief I- the b(-t own er." .Milwaukee Sentinel. Get mans Take a Shy at American Slang". line of the M-tilur ofllcei- of the impi-ilil yacht Hoheiiollein is cujojing the elloith cf -onio of his (oiniadcs to acipiiie Aiiieiicui slang, and he tells of the le-ulK "Von- ,," said the ollker, "was entcilaliied by an (iitlunia-llc Aineiii.ni, who empha,Ucs his uinnks wllh the o.pic-.-ion, 'tty the audi of Itonie,' and giie.- vent In eutl.iisi.isui with the exclamation, '(iieat ("ae-ni'.-. glio-t,' 'Ihe -oung otlicei, with an nnpcilecl compic-betlon of Ihig-ll-h. In oka out at the waid-iooiu ines the other -wnlug with "(!io-.,c KaUei'f. goal,' and befoio we could detennine wliclliei' Von was committing li-e ni.ij---.i-- or not, ho exclaimed, 'I'y ihr giiln of nun.' "The Ming. 'Coon, toon,' would liai'dl.i be iee oguled in tlie deep gutteial efloils of one cf Ihe olticein, who laboicd to tit into the -J ncci paled melody 'Schwai-iu.iini, Siliwauman.' "The cxpiea-Iuu, 'she's a pe.uli,' M-emed lu stiike one xoung otlitcr. xvlni at Uio Hint op poitunlly de.-ciibed a jouug woman as Vln i'i lei,' iiiucli In the iunueiiient of tho-e who wuo better acmialuted with Amiilcan sling." Xew ml. I'o.-t. Her Little Prayer. (iniiliollci.elcct lMuuil -M. (iiout luld a pietty Utile CliiMmas toiy .i few rta- ugo. He Mid, lb..t a Utile gill udative of Ins was Mllug her gianduiother on Thank-gMiig day. Alieady tlio child li.ul begun lo biieeulato on what Sint.i n.ms was tu bilng lier al LIuUl- mas time d as clilldien c-pcclally gill-. will do, when the) aie. at the home of an in dulgent hloiui, hu began to riumuaae through cbucU and diawcit, Ju the coupe of her iniektigatlon nhe came upon a biaud'licw- while niiitf, It was Ihe eiy (lilug flic had wanted, und nhu knew that Santa I'lauV chief puicliaslng agent giaiiihna had oh 1 lined il for her, Taxed with il, giaudma ad mitted ihe truth, "nut," elm slid, "uii )imt foiget all about il until Llui-tina diy," 'that night as 1ie was being put lo led thn child UolonUhed her mother lo adding this tu her evening piajci ; "l'leaw, Ood, make nu foigil all about Hie little while mull Santa Chin U lo luing,' .New Vulk Time. What He Would Have Done. A blimt, licailly built man iu,linl noilh along eighteenth (iccL and bailed an Olho itiret eai, which had just begun to noe west fioui thu l.lghleeulli htreet closing. The con ductor paid no attention to tho gectlculatioiu and Hies of the bclatcil ludliUliial, The latter liiihed ihroujli thu mud after Ihe car, beailu a heavy iilc, but woa uii.AIe to oveitako tho ear, Anseied at Die conductor's rclutal to wait for him, tho almost bieathless man loaicd; "P - ou, if 1 weie aboard that car 1,'d nial.o jou stop for mo." Tho bjitandeis huglu-d guaidedly, while (he belated one, uncouv.'loui cf his bull, leaned agjimt an electric light pole to catch liU hieath and the liet cur, St. l.onli Itepulille. Mr. Ohoate's Kepavtee. It has for a long time been Ihe tuslcm fur liwjcu who found their ptewlug as?ii on tho foot of tho docket cf the New York county couit lo talea a change of venue lo Vetthctp county. Theie la a tiaditton of not very lemotg origin In tin c-lfect that our pictcnt aiub.ia dor to Ike court of St, Jjiiu'3 took 4 cjc vp 1'nince bought of Us In lOOti eooiU l,t lli alue of !Xt,000,tlOOp and -old lo is 10,000,000, leaving tho lialaliu' iI7,wiX),0C0 In our favor, We Mood second on her 111 of rniuilrle' "he buys fiom. Our 5.les lo her arc Increasing and Mir purchases falling oh", "Olir efforts will be roi.flnrit to Amerlea for the lint few- years. Our whole rapacity nt pie. tut Is U.xed by the home demand." The foie going ttjtemilil by one of Ihe ofllccrs of the National Hlxuilt company, could bo dupllented In most other lines of Indiisliy, fully epl tilling the icason lnereaed home demand for Ihe (.light falling .olT In our export. , Commerce between the United Stales and Chile has mateilally Increased dining the quarter ended December .'If. Large "hlpmcnt- ot Anieilciiu lumber have bceeu lecelved nt the port of Vat paralHo, laige contracts for coal have beeen i-e- euied by American llitus, trade In Ameilcan pa per has gicatly Increased, and oideis for larlous other goods h.no been placed with United Stale housed. The picsent outlook for trade between the two icptibllcrt is mote favorable than nt any time in rceent year-. We Bill! lead Ihe world in exports, our flgiuvs for eight months being (JlK;,000,000. flieal Hilt nln comes next, with "flit ,000,000. Our Philippines bunch told abroad In tho nine month' ending September SO, W01, SjtlO.OOO, 000, against .18,0iH,00i) m. (10 KM period of WOO. Six per cent. inue.ne In nine lnontlis, equal lo 8 per cent., for Lie jear, Is not bad for an Insufficiently Mocked beslnnor. The Impoits Increased fiom fjl7,000,000 to 21,O0O,00O, of which we sent $1,500,000, During lliOt the total foielgn trade of no-.ton baibor was 107,000,000, of wliUh $131,000,000 consisted of cxpoits. There being no dlicct line of tiansporlatlon between (liecian and American polls, not more than one-fifth of the imports fiom the United States are (1 edited to our country. 1'iobably, one-fourth lo one-thlid of what aie teimcd im polls fiom Cicnnany aie ically American gooods Imported by German merchants and reshipped fo (Ireecc as Oennaii article.-." Consul Daniel i:. XlcUlnlcy of Athens. "e lead this year in Hipplylng Creccee -.'Ith pctioleuin, agiitultural inachlneiy. hewing ma chines, pumps, windmills, codtlsh, cotton, iall way coaches, ice machines, tjpcw-ritci-, kodaks and supplies, and oatmeal. Our I'orto Itlcan brancli lias a foreign tour ot Us own. Comparing June to December of 1D00, with the same months of 1101, the results are: VHK). 1001. Coffee '7,577 fl , l,S,Sa Tobacco 171,014 17!,07.J Wo take all the sugar the island piodiicc. A Flushing sjnnicate will Ueelop l.j,(XXl acres of soft, coal land iceently ch-covcied lu Jlexteo. We peiineate tho woild, Walter .1. Ballaul. Scheneciady, X. V., April :.'. there, and, ,it to happened, bad for an opponent a Weattlioitrr attorney, "this man. In hl i-pecch befoio the juiy, leferred (.ucaslically to "my learned fiiend m famed for his Chester licldian uibanily." Ill lepljing, says the Xew- Yolk Times, Jlr. Choate lefened to the jibe something in this fashion: "1 cannot lepudialo the compliment of the counsel for the other side when he ie feus to my Cliesteifleldian utliinlty, for it conies from one no less celebrated for Wc-tehe-tei-tieldian subuibanity." A Guarded. Answer. Theie .lie many caulious ktile-inen in both blanches of congic, but a slory told by .ludgo Culbeison, father of the piesent onator from Texas, fliows a degiee of lesorvc .eldoiu, if ever, equaled, sajs Ihe Washington coiie-pondent of Ihe Phlladelplila Xoith American. One of Judge Culbcison's coiistituleuts had wageied dial lie could gel a dcllnke and decided iopinlou from tho old man, a piopcttion 1,0 1111- iihciy mat ic cie.ueei no nine cxeitemencMii ine Texas town in which the Judge le-ddod. 11 bad been btlpuklled that the bet should lie decided ill fiont of .1 lively .stable, vheie Judge f'ul-ber-on likid to tpend some of his lelsuie I10111-. A ciowd collected, and a-i they dUtu-sed the state of the weather and the londitlon ot the ciops a licvvly-ihcaied Hoik of sheep was diiven ly. "Judge," said the man who made thu wager, "tho-e sheep have been sheaied, Inven't th"yS" "It looks, like il on tills side," leplled the judge. Good Reason for Keeping- a "Dog. A piomlnent dog faniier and wealthy man of Philadelphia stepped into .1 gioceiy lie- other night and accident illy .stumbled over .1 fat old tierinati, who wa- .sitting in .1 toinir enioLing Ills pijie. Undci tlie chair was (lie mo-t leiniik.ilile tpe clmen of .1 dog that (lie gentleman hid ever been. It had tiie jppearauce of 11 pug, with lough icel hair and a long tail. If was impos sible to K',l-t laughing at the placid old man 'and ills nondescript dog. "What kind of a dog U lli.it?" asked the gentleman, "I don't know," replied the (leiiuan. "f fiippo-e jou u-f I1I111 foi liiintiug?" "Xo." "Is lie good fur nii'llilngt" "Xo." "Then why do .voti value I1I111 au!" "llecaii'e he likes me," ald the old filluvv, Mill luiiling at Ids pipe," Philadelphia "l'ie-. Not So Necessary as He Thought. H wai the late Henry PKslou'.s habit fo make pciiodU.il toms of in-poct ion thiotigh Ids mw facloiy. On one uf the,e louuds of luvestlga lion, suddenly halting wltli hi.- manage r .near .1 long line of workmen, anil dlicctlug his atleu lion to one uf the number, Im said .ibiuntly; "Po jou we over theieV" calling Ihe emplovi- by name, "I want him discharged!" 'I lie manager lenionsliated with liiiu: "Wliy, that man is tho 1110M skillful machinist on cur pavioll! I Ihinlc .uu aie making a gieit mis take, Jlr. DUMon." "I know-," said .Mr. PUlun, "hl-i niechinl 1.1I skill is not in question, but tlie man has boasted in a publiu place that llany lU,tou cannot inn this factoiy without his bulus, ami when any employe of ininu lias that estimate of his capabilities us to tliii.k 110 111.111 1.111 fill his plate, his u-i'fuhu'ss- here is at an t int. I Insist upon his dismissal." Philadelphia Tiinra. It Didn't Sound Conventional. lit-, (,'eoige O, I.oiimer of the MaelUon avenue DaplUt chuirh, Xew orl, when visiting Phila delphia H'ccntly, told thla stoiy: "It Is queer what a liking young students have for long wolds anil Latin quotations, and wliat a clic.nl possesses them of appearing conventlonil. 1 ouci! knew .1 piomUliig candidate who was given ehaigo of .1 fuueial In the ab.eiiec nf tlie pastor of tho chinch. lie knew it was cuMomiiy foi the minister to biuiounee alter tlie seinnii that thooo who wUhed should tep up to view the lenulns, but bo Ihought. this was, too hack nevcil u pluase, and be said iiiotrad; ' "Tho cougifgallon will now pass around Ihe bier,' "-Philadelphia Times. Beat He Could Think Of, In 0110 ot Ihe Philadelphia colleges a piofcssjr of (hemUtiy asked a student: "Suppose ,1011 weo 1 ailed lo a patient v.bo had swallowed a heavy do.se of oxalic acid, what would jou admlnisterf"' flic student lo width the question was ad dressed Is piepailng for tlio ministry and takes theiulstry because it i, obllgatoiy. "i would administer tho saeiaiuint," ho ie plled.-l'hlladelphla Thin.. The feminine View, A little girl u.lied her mothei if theie weiu any men In heaven, ".Mamma," she tild, "I never uw a plcluic of an angel wllh u beaitl or nioastache; do men ever go to licavcut" "Oh jcd!" Kplled ler inotlicr, "Jfcn go to heaven, but It's alvvajk a close shave foe- a 1.1211 to get ln."-l'lilladi-lnliU Tunes. ALWAYS BUSY. 'i 4V ' Spring and Summer OxfouU and Pools that con tent the intuit and comfort the feet, Men's "Always" Busy Oxfords, $3.00 Xadios' "Melba" Oxfords, IS2.S0. Lewis Sc Reilly, 114-116 Wyoming Avenue. Office Desks and Office Furniture New and Complete Assortment Being the LARGEST FURNITURE DEALERS IN SCRANTON We carry the greatest assortment of up-to-date Office Furniture. You are invited to examine our new line before purchasing. Hill&Connell 121 Washington Avenue. -4'4'-.4.-J."M-4'--,4 For Wedding Gifts, Silverware, Cut Glass, Clocks and Fine China Mercereau & Conneil, 132 Wyoming Avenue. I-'"-.. The Moosic PowcJe Co. Booms 1 and 2 Commonwealth Bldg-, SCRANTON, PA. MINING AND BLASTING POWDER .Made at Moo-da ami llu-.lidale W'uiks. S Laflin & Band Powder Co.'s ORANGE GUN POWDER lllectrlc llaltciicj, Klecliio l,ploden, .. plodiug HlasU, Sifciy rihe, REPATJNO- CHEMICAL CO.'S HIGH EXPLOSIVES. EPIDEMIC AMONG BIBDS. 1'ioin Ihe Indianapolis News, It h slated that (lining tliu pj-4 oi.i-on an epidemic Ii.h prevailed anions the muiics of tliu I'libllol Udands, and Unit the blnU, which inn found tlaic in iiat number, iavo pel Mini by tli.Hii.inil-., 'Hie lliot Intimation nf dUean'i was (Im pieenie nf ItlnU about Ihe village of M. Paul, tloso In khoie, sn weak that thev 'vein leadlly taken by Ihe rhlldicu. l,:iler, dead blid.i vvaihrd alioie in such rimibi'is Hut '111 weie (.ouiilcd in 130 ,vui(b, wliilu sleameij fiom ct. Jllchicl-) lepoited palng lluoiigli laigo iiuutltics uf dead blldi. INDIA MOSQUITOES' TASTES. MUSICAL 1'ioin (lie l.itllih Medical Journal, IHnliig the mci'squlli) sea,on it is piailically li!ipo!blc lo puutlcc tho violin, ninco no sooner h (lie bow ihavvii ucio$4 the btilniii than tlio pels t'.itlici' lonnd In ilouiU. While, liovvevci', ihe violin U laid under a luu for thU leamu, tuili ii not tlio case villi the piano, at uny lute, to an-thin,; like tlie tamo client, for the uote-i of thu latter luttiuinciit do not appear to be ,i) uttiailhe to niosipiiloci an do thoic of the Violin. - - A LIBERAL OFFER. I'luiu the Cleveland i'luiu Dealer, I'arl ts tho only city which -uIiuiiIom tlie riU on a large cale. It has now oftcu-d il.WO for tho Uit sjinpliony or opeia sent lu biforo He cember 1, 1KU, and -r'.miO moie will be glviu for llu iH-iIcimur.ic. The Greatest of All Educational Contests OVER $8000 SPECIAL REWARDS The Scranton Tribune wilt open on May 5 Us third great Kducational Contest. Like the others, which proved 30 profit' able to the contestants during the past two years, this will be open to young people, not only of Scranton. but throughout Lacka wanna and other counties in Northeastern Pennsylvania, There are olTered as Special Rewards to those who secure the largest number of points, Twenty-seven Scholarships in some of the leading educational institutions in the country. The list so far arranged is as follows : , .( THIS YEAR'S SCHOLARSHIPS. 2 Scholarships in Syracuse University, at $43 each. .. .9 864 Scholarship in Washington Scholarshin in Williamsnort Scholarship in Dickinson Collegiate Preparatory School ' 750 Scholarship in Newton Colleglftte Institute 720 Scholarship in Keystone Academy 600 Scholarship in Brown College Preparatory School . . . 600 Scholarship In the School of the Lackawanna 400 Scholarship in Wilkes-Barre Institute 276 Scholarship in Cotuit Cottage 4 Scholarships in Hardenhergh School of Music and Art 5 Scholarships in International Correspondence Schools, average value $57 each 3 Scholarships in Scranton Business College at $75 each 2 Scholarships in Lackawanna Business College, at $85 each 2 Scholarships in Scranton Conservatory of Music, at $75 each 27 It is expected that several other important scholarships will be added to this list before the opening day, and these will be an nounced as fast as agreements are reached. Each contestant failing to secure one of the scholarships as a special reward will receive ten per cent, of all the money he or she secures for The Tribune during the contest. S Special Honor Prizes. A new feature is to be added this year. Special honor prizes will be given to those securing the largest number of points each month. Just what the prizes will be are to be announced later, but they will consist of valuable and useful presents, such as watches, books, etc. The best explanation of the plan of The Tribune's Educational Contest will be found in the rules, which are here given: RULES OF The special lewaiili will be given to tlie, peioii securing tlie l.ugcL number of point.-.. Points will bo ciciUUd fo coiilisUntx se curing new Mib'culji'is to 'i'lie Sdcnilon Tiibune .is follows: I'oiuK One monlh'-t .ubccilption .') 1 'J'lnee months' Milwmptiun... 1.23 ! SiK nioutliV Mib.Hliption 2.MI l One j-cai-'s ub-.criplion 3.00 VI The conle-tfjnt ivitli tlie lii;;lie-t number ot points will be Kiven a ihoiLO from tlio IM of apodal icttjiuS; the cmilesUnt with' the tccoint hlghet number of points will be given a tliolco of the remalnins ie vv.iru, and f-o on lluougli the li.-t. Tlie contestant who seeuies tlie liii-host number of point-, during any calendar month of the .outct will rcroive a special honor lewjid. this rcwaul being entiicly Those desiring to enter the Contest should send in their names at once, and they will be the first to receive the book of instructions and canvasser's outfit when the contest opens onMay 5. All questions concerning the plan will be cheerfully answered. Address all communications to CONTEST EDITOR, EDUCATIONAL. ooo nfSffffnig - i - Uiji - lt4 - Ui - . Swarthmore College Swarthmore, Pa. Under Management of Frltnds Offers a wide range of elective studies within the four courses that lead to degrees in ARTS, SCIENCE, LETTERS AND ENGINEERING. Swarthmore College has extensive campus; beautiful situation and surroundings; superior sanitary conditions; adequate libraries, laboratories, shops, etc. It provides for sound and liberal scholarship and intelligent physical culture while it at tends to the needs of individual students. Catalogues on applica tion to the President. foOgXX3Q;&&KXK Headquarters for Incandescent Gas Mantles, Portable Larnps, THE NEW DISCOVERY Kern Incandescent Gas Lamp. GunsterForsyth 253-327 Pcuii Aveiliio, i mmsMBtffflSA. ? 864 School for Boys 1700 Dickinson Seminary . . . 780 (Summer School) t m 6026 285 225 170 150 1290 - ' 88180 THE CONTEST. independent of the ultimate disposition of the M.liolart.hips. Kacli contestant falling to kecure a spe cial lew-aid will be given 10 per cent, of all money lie or .-.ho turns in. All biibsciiptions must be paid in advance. Only, now subserlbois will be lounted. Renewal- by pcr-ons wlio..-e names are al ready on our subMiiptiou list will not be credited. The Tiltnine will investigate each subscription .mil if foui rl irregular In any way icscrvc? the right to reject it. Xo tiair-fcrs can be made alter rrcdit lias once, been given. All subscription-, and the cash lo pay lor them must be banded in at The Tribune of fice williin the week in which they aie te emed, so that paper can be tent to the subsciiberi at once. Subsciiptions iuu-4 be written on blank, which can be seemed ac The Tiibune office, or will be sent by mall. Scranton Tribune, Scranton, Pa. :j EDUCATIONAL, - - ' - i - - i - - - i' - ip - im - itjifi - i I k-Ukrtik-Ukii-ni ,0jfAX.MCM0M U Do You Want a Good Education ? .Vut a ilioit roiue, nor an --y roui-e, nor a clicjp coiiii-e, but llio best education to Imi had. No other education Is worth epeinliiii; limn and money on. If )on do, wiltc lor a t'alalosue ul Lafayette College Easton, Pa. which 0IU1S UioioiirIi pieparallou in tho Ru-incciln; and t.'hcinlcai Trofclon- at well a the iienlai College com ten. SCRANTON COBRESPONDENCE S0H00L3 SCRANTON. PA. T. J. Folr, r--i!cleDt. Elmer H. Uwll, ftHt. B. i. Foittr, Stinky p, Allen, Vict Preildent. Ikcrettr; J 1 5 - ------B-BIm. msJiimjL-iJL2m&&i2! wmito.w '-r-( .k. f 3i imffimwtmk &uUii