t 6 THE SCRAOTON TIMBUNE-THUllSDAY, MARCH 27, 1002 WEST SCRANTON .COMMITTEES FOR THE DANCE OF THE WEST SIDE CENTUM REPUBLICAN CLUB. Event Promises to Bo the Social Suc cess of the Season Funeral of the LCnto George Cooper This After noonElectric City Wheelmen to Visit Wilkos-Barre Coming En tertninments Police nnd Altler nianic Cnscs Other News Notes nnd Porsonnl Paragraphs. The Invitations went out by tltc wiclul conuulttcc of the West Side Centrul Itt-publlcim club for thrlr first ininuul I'.nsier dance ut St. DhvIiI'h liall on Wednesday evening, April 2, have met with it ready ivhiioiihu, anil the nd Mincf sale of tlcki-tH priit'ttcally Insures tin- sut'ccss of the imilertiikliiK. Prof. Hauer Is ii.tuhrIiib the musical pioirrtmuile, which will bo tendered durlns: tlu evening, and the selections will be of the most popular music This jtroHi-imime will lie published In it few days. The following Rutitlonieii will act In the various positions ilurliitr the ovcninc,': Ibccplinn I'imimlttiT-l hillf II. Dinlel. 'Inir tii.inj I'iIihpi I. Williams .lolin It. I'.dw.ird-. I'lnm M.iniKM Diiilcl Owen-; .1v.isi.111K W. V.. .Ihu. U.llklu II. Wl'llaun. Lvrullw Cmuiiilttrni I'. II. Hew. ihiiimin. 1. II, Ihmhu. m not ii.i ; W. A. 1MiIII1i.. T.illlo l'!illlli-. '1 liotikis (I. I).iih, I. A. Howell, l).nlil ,1 Jciiklii-. . i:. .himic-cn. 1). Joiciny IMvls. Funeral of George Cooper. The funeial services over the remains of the late George Cooper will lake place at his house. LVI South Hyde Park avenue, this titternoon. boRlnnlnj, ill U o'clock. Hev. John l Moffutt. D. D pastor of the Washburn Street Presbyterian church, will be In charge. Members of Hyde Park lodge Kreo nnd Accepted JIiimjiis, No. IMS, will as semble In their hull at l.t!0 o'clock. AxenilUK the voKitl.ulim tunertil uni form. Intel meal will be made In Feu -st Hill cemetery. Will Visit Wilkes-Barre. The Hlectrlc City Wheelmen's bowl ing team will visit Wilkes-Mum- to monow ovenlncr and play three post poned games with the West Ijuil wheel liien. If they win all tluee it will make a tie betwetn the local team and thu liackus team, but if they lose one or more, they are out of the running- for lii st honots. A large band of rooteis will accom- I'REE. FUEE. FREE. EASTER EGG DYES. With firry liutllp of DiifnnV 1'ruiili Tar bouslit at our stoic wo will gho awa.y one package of Knster Lirg I'jcs. GEO. W. JENKINS, 101 S. Main ave. '4MiM$A$A$A$A Our Sonstan! Study We try to please as b est we know how and our increasing business shows we are succeeding. You'll find here the things in keeping with, the season. We have never given better re turn for money than we give now now, when the goods are wanted, now, when Easter iB so near. Women's Suits Hop Sacking Suits, with full flare skirts, trimmed with moire bands; Jackets with blouse effect, fancy cuffs and moire and trimmings. There's navy, black, grey and castors, and he special Easter offering is $16.50 Suits for $12.50. Pine Venetian Suits in grey, black and navy, full flare skirts and moire trimmed jackets, with combina- j f fr tion braid. Special Easter offering, at a suit l.(J Women's Capes These hnndy, useful jarmeuts of clay diagonals, yokes trimmed with sati.i ribbons and silk, well-made and finished, and they are black, of course. Easter price ff Beautiful Neck Ruffs New lot of Chiffon Huffs, in white, black, grey and black and white. Some of liberty, moussellne and net. It is worth your while to look at them. Florodora Ties and Dolly Veirdens The newest things nre always here and they aro of unusu al splendor this year. Hair Ornaments for Evening Wear That is, ornaments for the hair, the correct things and a cholco assortment. Stop at this counter for a minute. Men's Furnishings The new things for the season's wear are here rightly called "The Exponents of Fashion," NegHgee Shirts Bright, pretty patterns and the materials make ff up nil that could be desired , . , 75c and & .UU Full Dress Shirts The Majestic brand, and thereby hangs a tale, j g Each ,.,,, 1.00 nnd l.ZD Full Dress Gloves Unequalled nt the price; cream and pearl tints, j g a pair , I ,01 Natty Neckwear All the fashionable styles. The materials and patterns were especially selocted for particular people, Full dress ties are nlso here white, of course C A-, nnd very fine qualities. The popular price 1b,,.,, Out 4i '0 a 5 3 a a a a a a a a a lobe Warehods (f(f(f)(!M0(f)(tMfMfl(fW!l5(l)(l!l(lW(f(lx(lW(fW'l!l(0 tinny Urn tenin, nnd nil who Intend go ing will QBBcmblo nt the club house tit C o'clock. Concert Programme. The following programme will be rendered at the benefit entertainment for Mrs. John L. Sullivan In Washing ton hall on Easter Monday night: 1'l.ino Soto ...MIm CnvnnUijh Ilccltiitloti .Ml-w Maud Wcatlierhog Solo .....Mlsi ll."c Araironl 1'o.iro 1 : 1 K I t OlrU Dime M.ntcr William lljinond Puct Anegliu and (truce Mitrtino .Selection (Juartcite Solo Miss Kiln Welicnfluli Hccltatlon I. ..Mrs. (leitrude Sulllvnn Serpentine Dance Ms Hhli Solo Ml Nettle Snow Selection I. lllooni and Charles C.iwchp Itccltatlon J Mnnus Aid Drill . I'.lglil (litis Gamma Nu Social. The following programme has been arranged by the Gamma Nu society for their entertainment nt the Wash burn Street Presbyterian church on Tuesday evening, April 8: Selection Onlie'lia Vocalist Mifi I'riMln Khiiii 1'Imio Duet MKes llairowmiii Jiut Drill Itecit.ition MM IMItli May Piano sfolo II. I- Tiler Vocalist Ml l're'h 'i'""1 Selection Oichctr.i Mrillcy liy Three (!rU Vneil'Snt MIm I'lorencc Ileilji rtsoti Kaxnphono solo - !' More ocilisl Ml-s t'led.l Knni Seleetlo Orehcstta Police nnd Aldermen. Dennis I.twuihun, who was at rested at South Main avenue and Luzerne street, by Patrolman John Malott, for yelling "scab" at a street car conduc ior, was fined $5 in police court for dis orderly conduct. Carter Lee, a driver employed b Drayman Colony, was held In r.00 ball i.esterday by Alderman Davis on charges of assault and battery and making threats, preferred by Miner E. Wordeli. The defendant abused Wor den's son, and when the father Inter fered, Carter turned on Worden. Kdward slinon, of Cemetery street, arrested for vargancy, was lined $3, and Harry Caswell, of Bath, X. Y ar rested on a similar charge, was dis charged on promising to leave town. Joseph Jones, of Sumner avenue, ar lested for being drunk and disorderly, and resisting arrest, was discharged with a reprlmnnd In police court yester day. The patrolman who made the ar rest had to call a citizen to assist him In making the arrest. Michael -.Tesko, of 111 South Seventh street, had a warrant issued by Alder man Kelly yesterday for the arrest of Yontoskow Urenevish, whom ho charges with threatening to polfcon Mrs. .Tesko with alcohol, which was used to preserve a snake. The de fendant has not yet been apprehended. Events of This Evening. The ICpwortli I.eage of the Simpson M. 15. church will conduct a social nt the home of Mrs. William X. Chase, 13G Xorth Bromley avenue. The "West Side Driving club will meet In C. C. Deckelnick's cigar store. 5?" ST- 5?: ft 2 A Fresh Egg soclul will be held by the Christian Endeavor society In the Washburn Street Presbyterian church. Thq Sick nnd Injured. Mrs. D. Wi Saunders, of North Urom ley avenue, has recovered ftom u pro tracted Illness, Thomas Jitiues, of Hock street, Is confined to his home by a serious at tack of uueuiuonln. Mrs. Thomas Militancy, of Snyder avenue, Is seriously 111. Mrs. Jeaitette Davis, of Jackson street, Is seriously 111 and her recovery Is doubtful. Harry iTolmson, of Seventh street, who was opctated on recently at the Seranton Private hospital, Is now ut his homo. Mrs, MeNully, of Price street, who was operated on recently Is recovering, Nicholas Bennett, of Acker avenue, Is reroverlng from an Illness. Mrs. P. F. Struppler, of South Main avenue, who has been lit for some time is convalescing. Miss Mittid Ilntmlng, of illrmlnghnm, Ala., formerly of this side, Is recover ing from a long Illness, Mnllcarrler Thomas O. Williams, of Xorth Itebecca avenue had his arm faeturcd recently. Mrs. Urownell, of Hyde Park avenue and Lafayette street, who has been suffctlng from tin abscss-on the brain, underwent nn operation recently nnd Is now recovering slowly. GENERAL NEWS NOTES. The Seranton Choral society held a well-attended rehearsal In St. David's hall last evening under the direction of Prof. Lewis Davis. The work of per fecting the singers In the rendition of the competitive piece for the Xatlonal Klrteddfod Is progressing rapidly, and the ofllcers of the choir are very hope ful of success. Kdwaid Tlorncy of Luzerne street, the well known hasp ball player, has signed with Jlerldan In the Connecti cut State league. He Is a clever play er and has a promising future.' Mr. nnd Jits. Samuel Heavers, of North Lincoln avenue, welcomed a son at their homo recently. The funeral of the late Harrlfcon II. Day, who died last Sunday, was con ducted yesterday afternoon from the house, fi3 Merrllleld street. Hev. O. C. Lyman, of the Park Place Methodist Episcopal i li'irch, conducted the ser vices, a .nl interment ia' made in the Forest Hill cMiH'ters'. John II. 'Walker and family, who have been residing In Bangor during the past year, will return to West Seranton to reside. K. XV. Thayer and family have taken possession of Dougherty's new house on Xorth Mala avenue. Miss Norma Jones, of North Main avenue, entertained a number of friends recently nt a peanut party, at which piano selections were rendered by Misses Maud and Noinia Jones. The guests were. Misses Mottle Hughes, Florence Crawford, Maud and Norma Jones, Jennie Hughes, Anna and Flor ence Davis, Huttle Parry, Messrs. Humphrey. Hugh Gray, 'William Orentne, William Andeisou and John Hughes. Company R, First regiment, Catholic Total Abstinence union, will conduct a military ball in Mears' hall, Tuesday evening, April 'J2. The company is composed of members of St. Paul's Pioneer corps. The committee of ar rangements Includes Daniel Lenlhan, William Uiley, William Morris, Fiank Walsh, William Hayes. The Mt. Pleasant kindergarten will close today for the Faster vacation. The Juvenile choir of the Sherman Avenue mission will meet tonight In stead of on Friday evening. Mr. and Mrs. George Dean, of F.1 mlra, N. Y.. have returned home from a visit with West Seranton friends. Miss Mabel Harding, of South Sum ner avenue, is visiting friends at Len- oxvllle. Pa. I llichard Castner, of North Lincoln ' avenue, Is home from a trip to New York. Mrs. George Saxe, of North Main avenue, lias returned fioni a business trip to New York. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Lewis, of Wllkes Parre, have been called heie by the death of the Lite George Cooper. Idwal Powell, of Washburn street, formeily with the Lackawanna Iron and Steel company, has accepted a po sition with the International Text Pools company. Miss Anna Ldwards, of South Main avenue, has returned home from a visit in New York. The funeral of the late David Hughes occurred yesterday afternon from the DRUM CORPS 'Hie following arc the liK-mber pf the corpi: Top row from left to tight, !. P. tauira, A, .J tljinniei, Ily Kkfor, I'. N. Hice, John ltoth. 1'. , Kellerinan; (enter low, Uuilea Maim., W. J Mi Ulcr, ('. V Myder, Jjino J. Ledger. Willljm K. KlnliofT, Ily U. F. ('. Picsiiirf. J. W. Fiultli; bottom row, . L. llalir, J ('. Miller, t K. Johcj, liy ( liase, V. . Herman, .John Lwuw. 'J liu cciw w-ti oijfaniji'd on .Iuik- in, 16W, and from its infancy hnn been my succiWul. The i-oipi lu JuuinsjuJ' to Alleiitown, Heading, ork, Lebanon, Wllkw-lUiii', Caibondale and iimii) place to fill fiiKMSvuimU, 'Dip piMWit officer arc: President, I. II. Jouet; Uce president, Wlllijm I'rauti; secretary, O. W. fcnjdei; (Uiancial turttury, !'. C. Miller; tiouurci, William !!. Kirch off; tiuitiiw, A. L. IJ.hr, Usury lihihr Jitfl William MtjUtcV Chlel mwiclun, l L". Jonei; lesnt, t". Snjilcr, 'flic famed "Uumpsi nickel Band" U composed of number) of tltv uUt house, corner of Grant avenue and Price street, llurlut wus made in tho Cambria cemetery, The members of Camp 83, Patriotic Order of Americans, met In Washing ton hall last overling and Initialed sev eral candidates, Tito old Oram homestead, oil North Main avenue, which was partially de stroyed by fire Tuesday night, was tho first house built in Seranton, and was erected hi 1800. Hyde Park lodge, No. 339, Free nnd Acceplcd Masons, will meet this after noon at 1,30 o'clock, to attend tho fu neral of the late Oeorgo Cooper. A movement has been started among the locnl druggists to close their places of business Kaster Sunday morning from lO.lfi to 12.15 o'clock. Thomas Mosor, of Lafayette street, has secured u position In Rending. EASTEIt PRO GRAMMES. Programmes of music for Easter ser vices, Intended for Saturday'n Tribune, should reach this ofllce not later than Thursday afternoon. NORTH SCRANTON NEWS. Keystone Literary nnd Dramatic Company Is Rehearsing "What Happened to Jones." The Keystone Literary and Dramafv club Is lehearslng the comedy dran'l "What Happened to Jones?" which will be presented In the Auditorium, after noon and evening, Faster Monday. The club, which Is composed of well known local players has been rehearsing faith fully under the supervision of Manager Thomas Kvans. The following Is tho cast of characters: Jours Klirncvcr (iootlly .... Klcli.ml llc.ithcrly ... Tlionui llolilen Hev. Antlmnv Couilly Willljin ltlKl)Cc Mfi. CoodK- fksy , Alviiu M.njorR' llihni AllnriMi Specialties will acts by Edwin Jones, J. V. Mollov T. .1. flaiic I'. P. Moraii T. O. (inlilcn If. P. -Vor.in Slivi .MiirKtiit'l TturKe MIm llc.ilricc Andrew Miss T. (ircolv MUs Theresa T.ymtt Mls .1. A. Slio.tn.in ,...MIvi Maiy Ho-jUin-i be given between the Bower, Hughes and Told in a Few Lines. A special meeting of Camp No. filoS. Modern Woodmen, well be held this evening in the Adultoiium. Those failing to attend will be subjected to a fine. Xext Tuesday evening the people of this section will have a chance to wit ness a game of basket ball between tba Xorth End Stars, and the Cracker Jacks. The Citizen Hand, will meet for re hearsal at John's hotel, this evening. The Xorth End Stais, will leave for Pittston, tomorrow evening to play the Y. M. C. A. team of that place. The home of Mr. and Mrs. James Thomas, of 307 William street, Is brightened by the an Ival of a baby girl Today will be observed as Holy Thursday, at the Holy Rosary church. High mass will be celebrated at 9 a. m., by Rev. X. J. McManus, followed by the procession of the blessed sacrament from the main altar to the repository. Annie Meed and James Gardner, were arrested in the raid Tesday night, were fined $10 in police court, before Magis trate Fidler, yesterday morning. Ue Ing unable to pay their fines, they were committed to the county jail. James Grandvllie, was discharged, there not being enough evidence to hold him. There will be a meeting of the North End Prohibition alliance, Friday even ing at the home of Mr. Thomas Moore' on Parker street. The young son, of George Davis, ot Leggetts street, is dangerously 111. Mrs. Powell, Is seriously ill at her home on Margaret avenue. SOUTH SCRANTON NOTES. The Church of Peace, on Prospect avenue, was crowded to the doors last evening by a multitude anxious to profit by tho lessons of the Passion Ploy, as illustrated by the moving pic tures. The leoturer explained every scene and feature, and the Intervals were filled in with some beautiful solo singing by Miss Young, of Ohio. The entertainment will be repeated this evening. Robert, the 2-year-old son of Mr. nnd Mrs. Arthur Held, whose death occurred early Tuesday morning, was OF CAMP 450, P. laid In Mother Earth yesterday after noon with simple ceremonies, Rev, William A. Nordt spoke words of com fort and cheer to the sorrowing rela tives and parents, and prayed that they would submit to God's will with be coming Christian fortitude. The re mains wore afterwards borne to the Mlnooka cemetery by unoles of the deceased. They were! Edward Hetry, Earl Held, John Stein and William Held. Maggie Qulnn, of fl5 Orchard street, was arrested yesterday nt the Instance of Annie Lnvotle, for disorderly con duet nnd threats. The allegation wns that the defendant said she would scalp the plnlntlff It she over passed the house again. In the absence, of legal proof. Maggie was allowed to go, on payment of costs. The postponed rase against Anthony Curowcky, on charges preferred by Mrs. W. 13. Duggan, on behnlf of Stella Edellskayo, was heard by Alderman Lcntcs last evening. The young man was given some fatherly advice by the magistrate and at the suggestion of Attorney Frank O'Hoyle was given two weeks to make up his mind about mar rying the girl, his ball being renewed In the meantime. The parlies held a conference later, and It Is probable an early settlement will be made. Dr. Schley's Lung Heullng llnlsam Is guaranteed to cure all coughs., "No cure; no pay." For sale by all dealers. The constant vibration of the explo sions of the rapldly-tllsappearlng old blast furnace keeps citizens of this sldo on the jump night and day. Miss Susan TIerney, of Stone ave nue, has entered the convent of St. Rose lu Carbnndnle. GREEN RIDGE. A. E. Detty, of Deacon street, has accepted a position with Morrel Brothers. School Controller A. L. Francois, of East Market street, Is In Michigan. A very pleasant birthday party was given for Miss Nellie Davis, at the home of Mrs. James Wilson, of r!M Marion street, Tuesday evening. A de lightful evening was spent with games nnd social Intercourse, and dainty re freshments were served. The guests were: Mrs. J. Wilson, Misses Mnry MacCulloch. Margaret Oliver, Ethel Wutklns, Estella MacCulloch, Lizzie Jones, Ijlnnche AVilllams, Charlotte Jones, Blanche Williams and Nellie Davis, and Messrs. Arthur Bright, David Kinsey, Leo AVI liters, David Wark, Roger AA'ood, Thomas Davison, Robert Shotto and John Cox. General Phlnney Fire engine, which has been In the repair shop the past week, was returned yesterday, and Is now considered one of the best fire fighters In the city. At the annual election of ofllcers Tuesday evening, April S, of the Green Ridge AVheelmen, held at the club house, 1607 AVyomlng avenue, the fol lowing olllcers will .be balloted for: President, C. S. Seamans; vice presi dent, J. D. AVilllams; treasurer, II. P. Hitchcock, O. AV. Payne; recording secretary, Andrew M. Fine; corres ponding secretary. 1. L. Rowison; li brarian, It. B. Carr, Maurice Shennan; directors, B. AV. Bevan, M. D. Brown, Friend Cavell, Howard Davis, G. B. Dlmmlck, E. AV. Dolph, C. S. Fowler. B. T. Juyne, C. P. Jones, L. C. Ken nedy, C. F. Knight, J. D. Mosan, E. L. Merrlman, C. II. Pond, George Sander son, Conrad Schroeder, A. G. Thoma son, II. A. A'an Horn, AV. P. AVeichel. Green Ridge lodge, No. C03, Inde pendent Order of Odd Fellows, will elect officers this evening at their regular weekly meeting, to be held in Masonic hall, Dickson avenue. DUNMORE. At the meeting of Dunmore lodge, No. SIG. Independent Order of Odd Fellows, held last evening, the following olll cers were elected: Noble grand, George Okell; vice grand, Frank Mnrshall; trustee and recording secretary, Harry Klzer. The installation will take place two weeks from last night. Good Friday, March 2S, 1902, will be observed at tho Dunmore station, Seranton, Pa., postofllce, as follows: Carriers will make one delivery and one collection in the morning. v General delivery and stamp windows will be open from 9 a. in. to 12 noon. Registry and money order windows will be closed nil day. (Signed) Ezra II. Ripple, P. M. Pensions Granted. Wellington, .Miicli ai. Patrklv llnraii, u( Dunnioic, lu l'cn ur.mUil a pciiiiou of $10. O. S. OF A., SOUTH AMUSEMENTS. Lyceum Theater, Grand THE WORLD'S GREATEST CONTRALTO. A,.i.i,i i,v J miss ci.Aim: iiohax, PUnit. 'run iuiMnr.Hnr.it ijtutiTnrrE. Alston uy Mlli Tin:oi)oiii: iii;miii:hoi;ii, violinist. Mil. ihapoiii: ujckstoni:. Under direction I'rc.l O. lltlul. Ticket, 2..'.0, $2.00, U0. $1.00 lint! 75 cents. Ilhlginm open Thursday, March 27fh, at ti a, m. lUNGrS AND ELECTRICITY. A Combination That Gave a Denver Woman a Startling Shock. l-'roiil the Jlocky Mountain New, The diamond engagement and plain band Wedding lings on uiu third finger of the loft hand of Mrs. Clara Banker formed the connecting link of a com plete circuit for tin electrical current yesterday morning when she attempt ed to turn oil' an Incandescent light, nnd almost caused her death by elec trocution. Although she escaped with her life, through a wonderful exhibi tion of feminine presence of mind, her left hnnd was very badly burned by the current and a large piece of lleslt torn from the Inside ot the little fin ger. Mrs. Banker Is the wife of L. 13. Banker, mnnnger of the Gano com pany, and resides at !!1!05 Fast Colfax avenue. AVhen Mrs. Banker attempted to grasp the button to turn off the light the rings came lu contast with the brass casings surrounding the upp.er part of the globe. In un Instant she fell the effects of the current, and when she attempted to jerk her hand away she found she could not remove It. Shu attempted to pull her left from the globe by using her right band to Jerk with, but was unsuccessful. By that time Mrs. Banker says her entire left side began to grow numb, and she threw herself backward with alt her force. The sudden Jerk leleased her hand from the Incandescent light fix ture and broke the current. Mrs. Banker threw' herself with such force that she fell against the door two feet behind her, cracking one of the panels. The effect of the current going through the woman's body almost com pletely unnerved her, and for several hours she required constant attention. AA'hen she jerked her hand from the light fixture a large piece of flesh from the inside of the little finger was torn nway. The other fingers and palm of the hand were badly burned, the Ilesli looking ns though it had been cooked with carbolic acid. OBITUARY. PltED D. ItUTLEY. son of Mr. and Mrs. G. S. Ilutly, of G40 Qulncy avenue, died in Los Angeles, Cal., oa Tuesday, lie had gone to California a lew weeks ago to regain his health, but he be came suddenly 111 on Monday and soon passed away. He is survived by a wife, formerly Miss Cora Preston, and one brother and sister. He was a member of the Thirteenth regiment and deservedly popular with his com rades. The remains will be brought to this city for interment. MItS. J. I'. COIUUOAN, of Tliroop, died on Monday night nt her home. She is survived by four sons and three daughters. They are as follows: Dan iel, of the United States navy, and Joseph, Patrick, John, Margaret, Caro line and Mary, all of Tliroop. The fu neral will be held on Friday afternoon and interment will be made in the Mt. Carmel cemetery. MItS BRIDGET BEGAN, wife of Anthony Began, of Yard street, died suddenly of apoplexy at her home Monday. Tho funeral will be held this afternoon at J o'clock. A Conundrum. "Here," cud a fioi''.ind man who Ins Just relumed from lloton. "here is ,i mat little four-liairekd rnniiiiiliiiui Dial I entci t.iininy the Iliibhitivt. Listen to it: What chiinctei H t'lcie in the llllik- who possesses no lunie. who dif fered death lu dimient foim fiom an inlllc'.cl In-fore or .since" that time, :i portion of whose shiuud l In every homohoM, au 1 the ijiii? of whose death lias been nude famous Uy a moiUr.i author?" "Kli? Is it too hard? tin Pin lUlv iukI to My. (iiio it up? An cav Utile thins nin th it? IMi.iw! Well, it'h Lot's wife. She pns he nty no iiaipe; po one c!p met tlejth through lieiiiR tinned into a pillar of salt; wit Is in eiery household, and IMward llellimy wrote 'Looking 11 ickwaid,' "Cleveland I'kiin-I)o.ilir. SCRANTON. AMUSEMENTS, Easter iyA??1?ac,March 31 Concert ty Schumann-Heink Lyceum Theatre ' M. Itr.lS, t.Mc and ManttRpr. A. J. DUKKV, )luslnc.M Manager. lillDAV AND SATUItPAV NlflltTS. Special Saturday Matlncc. The Much Talked of I'liy. "The Volunteer Organist" i:ndored liy tho Clcry. I'rliri 25, uO mid T"j rotiK Mathue, '-." nnd ,71 cut-. Sciiti now on ulc, Academy of Husic U. liniS. Lcraee. A. J. Dully, Manajer. Tlmisday, I'rlclay a.id Saturday with Matlneii. Dot Karroll and Supeih Coinpiny. 'llils afternoon and vvcniiur. "A .Night In China town." I'iIcch 10, 211 and ::c; matlncci, 10 and 20c. i:.sTKit m:i:k. Opening with u Special Monday .Matinee, Dainty Irene Myers I'liio 10, 20 and 30e,j nutliiee-i, 30 and 20o. STAR THEATRE ALF. O. HCIHtlXGTON, Msntger. 'Ihuisdjy, I'mlay, S.ituid.iy, March 27, 2S, 2'). "In Gay Paris Bnrlesquers." M VTIXIli: KVllRY DAY. B5S3S KaatiiZSlilliiXMKiKHaBS Pi res i) Hsu, Per Pound. esfi Oysters, Per Quart. 7 The i 0 Joyce Stores U-.M.iia.j lit, vuur araic.ht for It. il h-i'Hiiniit Blll'l'ly IhO blher. hut tend stamp (orll hulrainl book m.I'J.H Bjvn fill ...r. ..til urn ami illli I OI1 In i . uni'Piarii viluubli-lC) .adieu, MMUVI-IxCO.. ltoom cm. Times Ildt:., ew Both Ahend nnd Behind. I'liiladclplilau, who recently returned from Mexico, tells of the shipment north of a Mexican liuno im u present for hU liny. Tlic donkey v traiisporttil wltliout ilifllcull) until (lie icglon tn wliich liurroH arc lndien)U4 had hcen left 1m-. hind. A cliaiiRO of cars was nude at u small northerly Junction. It was in cliarzo of a par. tlcularly douse fielnht icjcut. IMWns nn hour to wait and thluklm: tint ilunkej needed water, U,. J, cnt to the frtlslit ofllce. (lutsido Mood tho JBenl l"l'' "' t"1"0' "lli,"S M wajhlll in deep perplex It. 'lias h lud wnli'i" "'l Ici'l? was JbKcU ,n, man, Do jou own that animal, sir? ''Ut., hue jou fed and watirid lilint" "I hain't done nothiuaf but tiy him on tliU hers bill " Win, wliifs the niallcri "Mattel Is till hue bill N1"'' flf k. I'm 4 bureau shoit and a Jaeka cum, and duiu rai It I can make it out."-l'hlladclpliU TlmtM. His Blrtli Hnrk. the other dJ' u well known louuder, bouic what the worw for a illsi'olorc d vjc, walked into il downtown baiioooiu, wheic lie met u uumbet of his friemU. "Hello, Jim," exclaimed om- of the men at tii bar, "wliat'a Hie mallei wilh jour cje? been gelling lnt" double?" 'Oh, no," u'plltil II"! inaiii "tlial's a blrtli. inaik." "A bitthniJikl" said Hie Nut speaker in nn. pilsc'i "jou did not liaie It a few cla4 ago. llow do you account lor a birthmark appearing at lliU lime ot life?" "Well," answued Jim. b.v jy ot explanation, "its like this, You mv. I went down to Clil. i ago on (lie boat (he otlutr ilay, and on tho way iuik 1 got lu the wrviijf berth. " Uilwiukee Sen-tlnijl. Z$i MILLING CO. S3 $jM, ROCHESTER.!!: IpM , . II IIMIIII ........ M..I Every Woman Ww laluiercstcdiindBlioulilknovT 1H about tho ondeif i .1 M3fllH MARVEL Whirling Spnfo WrtTOJl! 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