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TUB HjAT HATt! rOltjSUVr.HTlHIKd The followlni; talilp uliovvi the price per Inch cmli iiimtlon, space lo lie vncd within onei,Jfi ' ' "linn of "ISUllniTon " I'jill DISPLAY, j Paper Heading IoUIoti T.fw than ftxi Inrhc .'.','i .2" .SO "W iticliCK 20 .!! .-I 1000 " 1(1 .17.'. .V' f.non " 1M .1" ' (Ono " n .litt J2 Tor rank o( think. lesidutlcilH of condolence, ami similar cnn(rlliullon In (he inline of nil veitlslng 'Jhe Ti Iburm makes a charge of j cents a line. Ihtc of Claimed Advertising fiinil'lieil on ppllcallim. SCHANTOX. MAIICII 0, 1902. After virtually confessing Hint It lia.s no standard of business honor In Us t'liurges for uclvei-tittlng, the opinions of the Scranton Times as to circulation need no longer lie lfedetl. Yet at the same time wo still stand ready lo ac cept Its original proposition, and re lent our loquest Unit it name time and Place. AH Eyes Are Upoii America. -TTHAT TH13 visit of Prince it Miry lo tins country has opened the eyes of Germany to our resources, is Indicated daily by the dispatches from Reiiln. J.cadlnp: newspnpeis of that kingdom that h.ive heretofore been satisfied to print news fiom America, two weeks old are at ptesent publishing columns In the way of e.ible dispatches concern ing the tour of the emperor's repiesen tatle, as well us telegrams dealing In other topics of Inteiest. It has been Intimated that the extra expense In most instances will pi event the pay ment of dividends to the stockholders of the German papers this year. nut the Intel est in the United States is not confined to Germany by any means. The London newspnpeis aie receiving mote cable intelligence con cerning America than at any previous period, even during the most Important presidential campaigns. The press of Paris, which has hitherto ignored American topics, lias opened Its col umns to extended cablegrams, and ttie journals of Madrid and other cities in Spain are also showing interest In American affaiis that was not exceed ed during the Cuban war. While Piince Henry's visit may be largely lesponslble for the interest manifested in Germany, It is probable that the position of the United States on the Chinese question has much to do with attracting the attention of the Old World to us. The keen foresight and diplomatic ability manifested by the representative of this government during this trying times at Pekln, and the disinterested spirit that has per vaded all of our efforts for the bet terment of the oppressed hordes of the Orient, have caused Americans lo be justly regarded as belonging to the greatest nation upon earth. Tlic delight with which Miss Roose velt's telegram was received at Hetliu shows that ('inporor AVUllam appre ciates an occasional departure from the stilted phrases of royal address. Our Industries Favored. fT I IKK 13 can be no doubt says 1 the Commercial Advertiser fl that the decision of the In tel national conference ut I'russels to abolish bounties on Ku ropcan sugar Is highly favorable for the American Industry. Some doubt seems to have risen as to the effect upon prices and the volume of ship ments from foreign couutiles such ac tion will have: but the conclusion ought lo be easily enough reached that in both respects the conditions of com petition will shape themselves more in favor of the United States. Germany, in one of the principal shipping coun tries of I'urope, lecelves Its bounty in the form of a rebate of the domestic tax upon that pait of the beet-sugar product which is designed for expert. With the removal of this rebate the price of German export s.ugnr will nat urally rite, and there will bo less in ducement both for production and for exportation. In other countries where a bounty, cither direct or indirect, is paid, as in Fni'nce, Itusslii and Hol land, tlio effeeV-Mwill clearly be the same. So far as our homo market is concerned our sifgar growers and ie flners have always been amply protect ed by the BJ'ni, of countervailing du ties; or, IrCbttitr words, the system which finputeftuit extra, duty on im ports equivalent to Ttie bounty paid abroad. But in tho outMilo markets, wherever tho American ami the I3u jopcan products conio Into competition, the abolition of foreign bounties will work Iiuliu'or of the llrst named. The agreement of the Brussels conference does not go into force until Septem ber, 123, ' but Its enactment can be lookcnCiJorwai'd to us liuvlug u most important bearing upon some of the pending reciprocity tieaties, and par ticularly upon the controversy which begun n year ago w(th Russia over the ijuestppu. of sugar bounties, WIIRSs03arre and Plttston may not have beeu the best governed cities in thejstate, but they can Jay claims to having been the best watered. The iccent success of Paderew&kl's new opera In New York, which seems to have been a production of genuine merit, prompts comparisons of his career with that of the great Wagner, and furnishes Interesting contrast. Notwithstanding his recognized ability as a musician, it was only with the greatest cjllllculty that Wagner could persuade 'persons of Influence to take Interest In his earlier operas, and ho absolutely refused from the first to make any concessions to the public lasle. I'titleievvflkl, on the other hand, has not only mnilc money freely Willi his talents as u plaitlsl, but he lliuls plenty who aie willing to assist In the production of his first guinil opera unit Immense audiences willing tu attend the limuguiat renditions. The Sultan of Turkey very hulurnlly lepudlntes any lespoiislblllty for the capt'ivlty of Allss Stono and the ex penses of her lolease. Tho royal fol lower of Mahomet can sec no pleasure In beating the burdens of an enter prise in which ho had no "rake-off." Aro Colds Contagious? IIII.M the medical, frater nity have for many years devoted much time and research tu contem plation of various contagious disease., until of lulu but little attention has been paid to some of the prevalent and danL'croiiH of the Ills that aflllct mankind. In the work of protecting the public against small-pox, dlptherln, scarlet fever, and oilier well known diseases, the physicians have In years past Ignored many maladies of tho kind which are It Is now believed fully as contagious and dangerous as the most virulent of infectious disorders. One of the more recent students of these diseases In an nrtlcle In tho Lancet advances the theory that colds are contagious and backs his argument by citing the experience of members" of Artie expeditions who are never trou bled with colds while thev are In tho uninhabited regions of the far north. Nansen and his men, the writer states, never caught a cold during all the three years of his voyage, nowithstand ing the utmost exposure, but directly they reached civilization on the coast of Norway, though still within the Ar tie circle, they all sulfcred badly from colds. lie also cites the experiences of exploreis in high, uninhabited mountain regions, and voyagers on the sea or travelers in deserts, who enjoy Immunity from colds. The physician says: "No doubt it is possible to have an Inflammation of the nasal mucous membrane, us of the conjunctiva, from some simple irritant, but such an event is rare, whereas the ordinary infectious cold is by far the commonest of all diseases. Surely, therefore, it is im portant that its infectiousness should be frankly recognized." It lias long been known that the cold contracted by one member of a faintly generally affects the entlie household to a greater or less extent, and the irritating influenza tymptoms in a neighborhood usually become epi demic at certain seasons of the year. Yet no one seems to have heretofore thought that these ailments could pos sibly be contagious. Now that it has been so many times practically demon strated that the cold in the head and disagreeable cough are as easily trans mitted as are any of the well known infectious diseases, the scientist who can provide "a. remedy that will have the effect of vaccination in rendering the neighbor of the victim Immune, will confer a blessing upon humanity almost as great as that bestowed by the discmorer of bovine virus. Mr. Schwab's fi lends no sooner .be gin to mention his name for political honors than some one appeals In print with an article endeavoring to explain how he won at Monte Carlo. Scotch Students Grateful. --ir-IU2 intimation that the Scotch jj students would be too proud JL to accept the gift of 510,- 000,000 tendered by Andrew Carnegie to assist theili in obtaining the benefits of university education, seems to have been entirely unfounded. It has' been announced that no less than 0,000 students have already made application nndL',411 have been assisted at ii cost of over $100,000. The admin istration of the fund Is conducted In such a manner that self-respecting young men can take advantage of it without any saciiflce of their independ ence. They are permitted, If they de sire, to repay the fees advanced to them and some of them have already done so, One student was the lecipl ent of an unexpected legacy and nn other won a scholarship, so that they did not require assistance. Cheat benefits are certain to come to the Scotch people In consequence of Mr, Carnegie's magnificent gift to the cause of Scotch education The Scotch man In nearly every instance Is worth educating. 'lie is generally a man of brains and endowed with energy and perseverance. Hen Johnson usserted that "much may be made of a Scotch man, if ho be caught young." Mr. Car negie is a Scotchman by birth and ho clearly believes that this Is true. The most stai tllng metamorphosis of the hour is revealed in the announce ment that Mr. Hogg, or Texas, Is a lion in London, The Silk Industry. " V "SUJ" silk industry has been an attractive one in various forms for many years, and numerous efforts have been mado to establish It on a llrm and pay ing foundation. At ono time is was be lieved that silk worm culture could be successfully carded on In this country and at very little expense by ulmost anyone. The idea was so captivating thut thousands of men, women and even children embarked In what after wards became known as the moras multleaulus fever. This appellation was derived from the botanical name of the mulberry, on the leaves of which the silk worms feed, Tho venture proved a complete failuie. Later at tempts were made to revive Hits form of Industry In Phlludephla, with such Indifferent results that they were abandoned. Endeavors to establish silk manufac turing Industry by working up the rav product have met with better results. Indeed, the extent of the process Is greater than generally supposed. Ac cording to the Census Bureau, there Is now u capital of $31,082,201 Invested In the business, and no less than S13 es tablishments engaged In tho manufac ture of silk. This does not Include firms that make a bneclalty or supply. Ing these concerns with the necessary w machinery. Tho Importance of the In dustry Is emphasized by the statement that (m.-IIO persons, 31,797 women, 0,4l3 children and 23,20(5 men, are elnployed, and that their annual wages amount to $20,082,101. Tho yearly consumption of raw silk amounts to D.VGO.CG." pounds, costing $40,72l,87ri. From this goods valued at $t07,2(!,2oS are made. There thus remains u balance of $4r,u52,l80 above the cast of the raw product and the wages of the employes, a very fair result, apparently, for an infant Indus try. Ten of tho states ore largely inter ested in the silk manufacturing' Indus try, and among them Pennsylvania holds second place, having $20,891,042 Invested, and furnishing products val ued at $31,o72,fl2tf u year. New Jersey, which holds first place, has $29,2SS,ii)2 Invested, and produces annually $.19, !)C(i,CC2 worth of manufactured silk. Tho two states, It will lie seen, have nearly two-thirds of all the capital Invi'stcd In tills Industry in tho country. Con necticut lanks third, with $12,100,777 Invested. The somewhat surprising fact Is noted that of the ten states most deeply engaged In silk inanufac lurlng, California Is the least interest ed, there being but $30X,S47 capital In vested, Tho natural presumption would be that, being on the Pacific coast, and so much nearer the source of the raw, product her interest would bo much larger. The returns of tho Census bureau concerning this Indus try are very gratifying, as proving tho triumph of American enterprise in the face of many difficulties. Philadelphia Ledger. The Colombian government has at last lit t upon a plan that will undoubt edly put an end lo the trouble that has been experienced with the too active revolutionists. American gunners will bo hired to mnn the government ves sels and it is expected that they will sustain their reputation behind the peace persuaders by demolishing the revolutionary fleet in short order. Maud Goime, the Irish Joan of Arc, is causing uneasiness at tho British embassy at Paris, wheic she has been making revolutionary speeches of un usual warmth. If Maud cannot create a sentiment in her behalf in the vicin ity of the campaign or the original Joan, the might as well study another role. The announcement that a bill is be fore the Massachusetts legislature pro viding for the creation of a Greater Boston Will bo a surprise to those who have always been under the impres sion that residents of Beantown re gal ded tho remainder of the universe in the light of a suburb of Boston. The announcement that General Botha has decided to keep up the war, and is already mapping out the sum mer campaign, seems to have emanated from a "lone fisherman" correspond ent. Itesidents of the highlands can scarcely appreciate the woes o f the flood suffeier, but they understand the features of a first-class article in the line of blizzards. The prospects yesterday morning were somewhat discouraging for the people who imagined that they were "shoveled out" for the season. As an elfecl of the Anglo-Japanese alliance, Bussia is beginning to notice a visible expansion in the chest of tho average Chinese diplomat. Prince Henry can undoubtedly add his approval to the volumes of testi mony setting lorth the delights of a "personally conducted" tour. General Ftiustou's assertion that the Philippines are as "peaceful as Ken tucky" does not entirely satisfy the ap prehensive. The hydrophobia scare semes to have died out, leaving many worthless cms about our streets unmuzzled. The elements seem in a fair way to break a few more records before spring actually sets In. PNEUMONIA IN THE AGED. 11 om the New Vuik Herald. At tliit sea.un pneumonia tu the aged geiiei.il ly nieaiu death. 1'icileiick J). Tappen lui pjsjed uttay nfter a thou attack of the dhca.se, ami .Mr. Sl.irqu.iud, ibiiiK of the eanie malady, lias jut been bulled. Slaich, with Us Hidden ill. malic change, U pre-eminently a thiealcniiie month, not only to the weak, lint aln to those in iiibiist liiulili. Sir. Tappen, although pJot the thue scoie jeau and un, v.n a. welPpieseiwd man, lie had an excellent heiedltary pioiuUe ol lung; lire. Ills honuied father, tuiily to the la't, reached the nlnolj-e.ir limit and died of old age. As usual iir ca.es similar t tho-o of Sir. Tap pen, the ciUN was not leaclied. Ihe lun tioj hie, a a complication lo all attack of eatanlul thioat ullection, wan speedy In iti drielopnient and oieipowerlug in its inlilatoiy puigie., The end came dining Ihe iliat congettho stage of tho ailment. The f&Uiii was Incapable vt com batting the exhaustion of a iiuch.uiically (tippled icspltatlou. The more of lung imohed, the gieater uiu the diniculllej in IhU respect agalut whiih the patient miut euuteiid, It It aln.iys a ipiest'oii of Maying power iluilnj this clitlcal peilod. Later on, when i.yiiiptonis piogiets fatoialily and tho cliols is icaehed, n good piognosl iciy much depend upon the quick tlraiing of choked tube. When fieo epeiloral!on doe not take place tliero is dinger of oidliuiy blood poison ing fiom accumulated ilifliiiunaUny pioduct. Tills complication may happen In guio caws I'U'ii befoie the pneumonia jus (cached its limit. Ill fact, the leading medical authorities contend that septicaemia, or blood poUonlng, is one of the in tin came of death In mot instance'', nml in piout of this opinion nfcr lo the fact that immediately befoie and for wnio time utter the (litis the phjalial conditions u( the lima tlaio .lie iiiulteiid. Thus, iiotwithilaudiug the tunes leinalued choked, tlieie Is a sudddi il.auge for Ihe better; the tcmpeialure Urow, tho pulwj ini prom and u geuetal itttculi; leactlou is Ue claied. jjueli an occniienca would, liQucur, he an liiipoi-lhility if ineio mechanical olMiuetloii to inpliJtlon was tho main factor in explaining the pivvlous )iuptoin. , MR. BRYAN'S NEW HOLE. l'lum the I'ittebuie C'aiettc. 'Ihe Hon. William Jcnnlnst lli.van, who can not airy )U uvvn piecimt In l.lncobi, XcU., in a piestdential election, U hard at woik on an other campaign ol education thinly UisgiilHd m a lecture tour. Jlr. Ilrjan appealed in Pitts burg latt night and unloaded a lot of ids well known campaign uttcunccs on his audience in the f oi m of a non-partitjii address, sir. Dryau doe? not call ft talking politic, and ho uuy not consider that he talU politics, but Mr, Iliy. an, even it hu did not mention the mine of a political patty for a jear, would talk polities just the same. Ho can't help it. H i$ a part of hU bclug. And at each election id ideas aio scut further to the rear. It U (lie fashion now for Democratic convention to ignore Doju and Uryanbui, and iir. Ilrjan U endcavoiine to change the fanliiou by anpcjlin;; to (he people. OUTLINE STUDIES OF HUMAN NATURE Defeat of a Pnternnl Purpose. He had been banning around my jtirt for some time, and I n that linltVH something was done befoie long, he would won become n member of tho family. I hail frowned Upon the matter light f i uin the tlart, as f didn't think he was cood enough for my (laughter, lint from the begin tilng I simply cnn.tlluted n hopeless minority, as my wife thought he was a peifcct piragou. I thought 1 knew belter, and when, one Sunday, I saw him at a. ball game, 1 was cure of it. I am a great lover of the Amriie.ui game, and Sunday is the only day that I have lime to at tend. I luio alwiijn been very careful lo kc'p fiom my wife Ihe tact that I ever attended n gainc of ball on Sunday, us (-he M a very strict: ibniili member, and Mews with honor any one who seeks pleatne on tho Sabbath. So, when I siw the young man there at the game, I thought I Ind found n way to bilng l.ir oier to my Bide, knowing full welt that if I did, bis ..bailees of becoming a member of the family wcie might v Mini. I hadn't the slightest Idea that he bad seen me theie, nml I thought I could startle nil admission from him that would show' him up In lila tiuc color", and without danger to nuiclf. So, when he called the other night, 1 said Mai denly; "oung man, wheio were you 1.1st Sundiy?" "Oh, 1 Just pat two rows ahead of .ion," lie ansueied ea-llv. , That threw explanations bick on me, and left me gasping for breath. "I'lno sermon, wan't It?" he added a moment later, coming to my leicuc like the trump be is. "Oh, jour dear fellow, did ,ou go to chinch and say nothing to me about it? cried my wife. "How lovely! What was Ihe text?" 1 was simply incapable of answering, and again the joung man filled die bieaih. "Ninety and nine," i-ald he. The score wasn't quite as bad ns that almost, though. Say I He's the finest joung man that ever drew brenlh, and he can have an thing lhat belongs to me. Detroit 1'icc Piess. It Jarred Him. "Pat" was assistant cook on one of the dining ears on the (treat Western lor.d, tunning into St. Paul. Ho was ouitlnatu and lll-tempcied. The chef was equally so, and, as a remit, constant vv.irf.ue waged between them. Ono djy last summer Pat vvas making ice cieani, and, in .pile of the chef's warnings, in- b'.-tcd upon silling in the doorvvuy of the pintiy while be turned the freezer. The train, going up giade, made a sudden Jiiuh, and Pat and his can of ice rieain fell out of the door, ns his superior officer had predicted. Fi antic with fright, tho rlief, in his white cap and apron, tore ihiough tho tialn, looking for the conductor. "Slon Pleu, Stoiiaieur Conductor," he died, wringing his hand', when he found that pcisun, "e Ice cieam freezaiic he fall out. and iit go wiz heeml fctop ?e t-.amway or we will h.if pas deceit pour U diner. Trouble, tiouble always wiz rat Iikhmaii." Tiie conductor pulled the bell and slopped the train, but it had alieady gone two miles past the tpot vvbcie Pat bad lolled out. They backed the train, fully expecting to find Pat's mangled body bcide tho track. Instead, they p.nv him coming over the ties on a run, cariing on his back the ice cieani fieeer. He climbed nn the train, looking foolis.li, but all he ever said of bis miiaculoiis escape was, "He r,ob, it jailed me some. It did tliol!" Caroline I.ockhait, in blppincotl's Siigaine. Her Intentions Good. She really intended paying her file when she boaided the stieet car, for she had lei. cents i-aved from the biigain-diy scrimmage, but the conductor happened to be a gentleman, and hy laying the faie himself saved her a weair walk to the family l evidence. She bad the ten cents with her when she boaided the car, and she still lnd the money when the conductor came through on his tiip for faic.s, but she did not piy the conductor. It was all the moloim ill's fault. Willi her aims full of bundles, she was compelled to hold tho ten-cent piece between her teetii. The nioloi nun tinned cu the anient, the car gave a jeik, und she gave a stall. "l'aie, plcie," said the conductor, and she tinned pale. "f can't pay ou," she slannneied, going from wliiie to red and fiom led luck to white. "But I can't cany jou for nothing," lemon ctiated the conductoi, "I know it, but I can't help It. I bad the money when J got on the car, hut but I swal lowed it." A itiugh fellow, nn the other ldc of the car snoitetl a rude lamth, but the conductor was a gentleman, and without another word ln pulled the lvgister rope for another faro and pas-cd on. St. Paul (ilobe. Where He Got Off. Detective George Tail, of the city hall force, was liding uptown in a Thlitecnth sheet tiolley car ljit 1'iid.iy when a coined man of his ac quaintance came in and sat down in the next sent. After a brief that the deteotive said: "Ale you superstitious, ham?" "No, sub," 6aid Sam, "Well, it's a good tiling you'ie not," said 1'all. "Tlieie's a cio-seyed woman sitting oppo site." ""a-i, sub, dat's light," chuckled Sam. "And up in the cciner there is .1 hunchbjek." "Vn.s, tub, I sees him." "hee tho number cf tho car up tlieie? It's 3U." "Wis, 6uh." OUT When the vvoild of waleis was parted by the stioke of a mighty lod, Here ejes wcie iiist nf the landrf of earth to look on tho face of God; The white mists lobed and throned her, and the sun in ids oiblt wide Unit down fiom hN ultimate pathway and claimed her ids cho-.cn bride; And he that had formed and dovvcied her with the dnvui of a low! ipiceu, Deuced her the stienslh of inlgh'y hills, the peace of the plalni between; Tho silence of utmost duert, and canons illled ' and liven, And Ihe iniislu of wide-thing foicsW vvlicic stiong winds thout to heaven. " Then IiIkIi and Huit lie set her, and bade the giey sea. guaid, And Ihe lean saud-i clutching her gaiineul's hem keep sum und solemn wind, What dieauii she knew us she waited! What stiango keels touched her shoio! And feet v.eut into the stillnos-s, und letuiued to the sea no more. 'Ihey p.i-cd through her dieain like shadows till she woke one pirttiiant morn, And watched Magellan's white-winged flilpi swing louud the ice-bound Hour, bho tlullled to their musteilul ptcaigc, those iluuutleu sail, trout afar. And sighed as she leaned to the ocean till her face shone out like a our, Ami men who tolled in tho drugdlng hives of a world as flat a. a flour Tlullled in tlieii- souls tn her Uualitcr, and turned with hand tn tho door; And cieoilj as Iioji.v us Adam, and feud a ulJ t.i Cain, IVU.dcit on the ear that haikeucd and lauyht that far rtfiaiu; Into Uunuroni by light forgotten, and pilsons ol gihu despair, Hope came with the pale reflection of lur star on the svvooiiliiK sii; And tho old, hedged, human whirlpool, with its seething; miseiy, thiols through ns a pent-up liver bleaks through to tho healing tea. t Calling calling calling reilstlc-i, impeiativc, StlCillg Soldier, Dud priest, aud dreamer she diew them, a mighty throng,'. Ihe unmapped .es took tilbute of many a daunllesi band, And mauy a bravo hope measured but bleaching bones In the sand; Vet for cnu that fell, a hundred sprang out to till Ids plate, For death ut her call was sweeter than life In a tamer race, Sinew mid bono the drew themj sttel-lhevred and the weaklings shrank Crlm-vviought of granite and iron were the mm of her foremost rank. "And this Is Thirteenth street wc arc on, oit know." "Vim go 'long, suh." "The tasli leg. Ister, ns you may obxrve, shows the figures l.Hl.'t." "Va, tub." "And this H I'rldiiy," "Va-ns." "Abo It is (lie thirteenth day ol tlia month." "(Jult o' foolln', mnn." "It Is now," said the detective, pulling out his watch, "just euclly 1.1 minutes past" 'ihe coloud man had il'en lo his feet, "t ain't supalistltlous, Mlst.ih rail," he said, "but hrah's whole I gits (iff. Von do make a linn mighty onealnf.ible." Philadelphia lteeord. The Lawyer Collected His Bill, This Is not ii story nbout cold weather, but It Is a good one for cold weather lending. It hap pened one nice, warm i.lght lnt summer. A local .voting lawyer hnd a bill lo collect fiom a limn win) had the money to pay It, but ie fined, and whom it vvas useless lo uic,beriuisc his propeity was all In his wife name. The young lawyer belongs to a mandolin club, and, Willi a paity of four of Ihe oilier dull mini bei, all vvltli their instalments, was icttirnlng from practice late one night, and, It ehnneed, pawed tho house of the man that owed the bill, "I!oS," eahl the young lawyer, sttuck with an inspiration and explaining the situation to them, "let's sit on this old dulfer's porch and play a couple of tunes, I'll nuke a bluff, and in.ibo I'll get thai money." The plan vvas agreed In, and 1n a' moment the five wcie stiung out along Ihe poicli of the man's house, twanging their mandolins and singing fli.it well known serenade, "Oh, 1'ioinlso Jle," as fol lows; "Oh, promise Ine, some day ou'H piy that debt. You've pioinlsed, hut ou haven't paid It ct." It was lcs than tlnee minutes befoie a window In the second stoiy went up with a bang, nml the man who owed the bill stuck his head out. "W'at'ell?" he inqtilicd in tint nice, courle ous tone oidiiuilly used by men placed In a similar situation nbout 1 a, in. Tho situation was explained to him, mid the otuig lawyer ndded: "We've trot a few nnre songs left, and we'ie going through the whole list and come back again tomoirow night it ou don't pay that bill. If jou have us m rested ou'll he the laughing sloik of fhe whole town. You've got to pay, and that's all tlieie is to II." I.Ike Davy Ciockett's squiuch, the man who owed (he bill came down and pltd the money. -Slllvvaukeo Sentinel. Prince Henry's Decoration. One evening in the middle eighties, Piince Hen ry of Piu-sl.i, just rotunnd fiom a long vo.vago In the Par Hast, found himself at a ball in the lloyul Palace in Merlin. Instead of his nival uniform of commander, be had donned fhe unl foini of the l'irst legiment of Toot Guaids, in which he vvas then a lieutenant. A cipluiii be longing to the tame legiment soon, accosted him, and, noticing certain insignia on his arm, said to him gruffly: "Do you not know, sir, that It Is against the legulatlons to wear foreign or ders." "Yes, sir; but my grandmother conrened this, and" "Tlieie is also another regulation which sajs that foreign oideis are not bercditaiy. You will repoit to our captain tomonow." "Yes, captain," humbly replied the piince. "Put I said my grandmother 'conferred' this she did not 'give' it." "Ah, and what do jou call it, young man?" inquired the officer with a slight touch of cuiios ity. "The Older of tho Garter, captain." "Never hc.ud of it. Stust be some fake decora tion. I shall look into this matter myself. Who did jou say your grandmother was?" "I didn't say, captain. Hut she is called (Jueen Victoiia." New York Tribune. Choice Lamb and Elsh. Senator Poster, of Washington, and Sir. Loud, of California, live under the same hotel loof. A few weeks ago when one of bis constituents had forwaided him a line lamb, which was served on the Californian's table, he tent a choice cut over to the senator. ' "(Jive him my conipliinenU," quoth Sir. Loud to the waiter, "and tell the senator that this lamb never tasted an thing but milk." Tho das of tho session flew by, and not long ago n waiter appenred at Sir. I.oud's elbow- one evening, beaiinga cut of magnificent salmon. It vvas sent by Senator Poster. "Ilut I want to know whether this salmon came from Washington or Oiegon," averted Sir. bond, with the bearing of a connoisseur. Soon the waiter letuincd with the leply: "The senator says it is a Puget Sound silnion, and it has never tasted anything but cream." Tins satisfied the legislative cpicuie fiom Cali fornia. Washington Post. A Snake Yarn. The usual Irnveleis were telling the usual snake stories round the jusn.il camp flic. One of them appaiently had noMiiiig much to tell, for lie de clined to take any part in the conveisatiou until the experiences of the- othciit had become ex hausted. Then he roused himself leluctantly. "I did once kill .1 snake," he confessed in differently; "I stw it Ijing by the side of the load and I picked up a stick and broke its back." "Well, there's nothing remarkable about that," said the others, looking disappointed. "Nothing whatever," admitted the man who had told the tale, "except that the stick I picked up happened to be a cobra." London Chronicle. WEST, Stem as the laud befoie them, and stioiujr aj the waters uo-wed; Men who li.id looked on the face of defeat hur counted the li.ittle lost; Uncrowned uilers and statesmen, shaping their dally need 'i'o the law of biothcr with biother, till Ihe vvoild stood by to heed; 'Ihe sills ol a gieater tmplie they hnved and hainnicied and turned, And tho toich of n larger freedom fiom their blazing hilltops burned; Till the old ideals that led them grew dim as a childhood's dieaiu, And C'asto went down in the balance, and Man hood stood supitme, 'Ihe waudereis of eaith turned to lu-i outcast of the older linds With a piomUo and hope In their pleading-, and she leached them pitying IiamU; And she ciied to Ihe Old-Woild titles that drowse by the Ikislcui main; "Suill mo join weaiy, house worn broods and I'll send jou Moil ugalul I.o, heio ill my wind-swept reaches, by my mar shal!! d peaks of snow, Is loom for .1 laigcr rcaplni," than your o'er-lillcd lickl-i can glow ; Heed of the. Man-Seed springing to stature and sticugtli In my sun, 1'iec with u Utilities! Ireedom no battles of nun have won." Kor men, like the gum of (he cornnildi, giow small In the huddled iruvvd, And weak for the breath of spaces wheic a soul may speak aloud; Tor hilli', lll.o fctaiivv.ijB to heaven, shaming tho the level track; And sick witli the clang of pavcun-uU and tho nuiU of tho liafilcklii',' pack, Grcatuevi is burn of kumuicss, and bieaih of a bieadtli mofound; The old Antaean (able of tieugth renewed from tin) giouud Was a human tiuth for the ages; since the iiom of the IMcihhth That man among men vvas stiongcst who stood with Ms feet on the earth! Nation are men grown greater with the coure of their acotinlei Tore-shaped In tho womb that bore them to the ultimate fall or the; Doomed by a dull horizon, or damned by a tread mill path To sink into solid slumber, ci tumple tho gupes of vviath: But tliamed by Her tameless grandeur, what eoul could bo mean und pool? 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