'S ' J" THE SCRAOTON TBU3tiNE-M0NDAY, MAltCH 8, 1902. U $ PARMER ROSS' SINGULAR CAT A FELINE THAT ASSISTS THE SETTING HEN. Story of the Man Who Used His Coat for n Bank Unpremeditated Hu mor Presence of Mind of an Erie Engineer Topics of the Town. Special to the S'crntilon Tribune. StiHiiurhnniut, March 1. Farmer lltix, of Hum wood. Is the owner of a must Hlnirtilarr caK From klttviihood, almost, this cat, Tom, has shown a foiulnc.ts for the society of chickens. His ummtural love for his strange comimiiloiiH Rrow with his growth. Un til the time ho was half prowii, It was no unusual slfrht to see him at iilpht on tho l'oost with the chickens. lie follows tlit'in wherever they so. lie hetrays no attachment for any one fowl, hut associates Impartially with all. The chickens have boon accus tomed to htm, as he Is evidently re garded us some sort or protection. Tom retains pullkiont cat nature to lie Riiugglcd up warm and cozy. "Hero's Tom," said Farmer lloss one morning, as ho and a friend were HiututcrlUR about the barn. The visi tors looked along a row of nests of Kcttliifr hens. Tom was among them, with a largo nest of eggs under him, which ho was doing bis best to keep warm while the old hen was out taking her morning wnlk. He fienuently can be found side by side with a setting hen on one nest, where ho is content to remain bouts at a time. TOPICS TOPPJ3RMOST. Erie Mechanical Superintendent Barr will probably remove his offlce from Susquehanna to Mendvillc la the near future. Susquehanna Is to have another long fc It-want, a Young Men's Christian as sociation. A meeting to perfect the or ganization will probably- be held In Ilognn Opera House on Sunday. It Is hoped to have u lunch room, reading rooms, library, shaving parlors, beds, etc. The funeral of the late Mrs. Joshua TSevicr, of the Oakland side, took place from the Oakland Congregational church on Thursday afternoon, tho pastor, Ilev. C. C Mackay, officiating. Interment was made la McKune ceme tery. The semi-annual meeting of the Sus quehanna Association of Congrega tional Ministers and Churches was held In the Oakland Congiegational church on Tuesday and "Wednesday, and large lj attended. Tho Susquehanna County Teachers' association wlil meet at Hopbottom on Friday morning and Saturday. Prln ( ipal Towilley, of the Susquehanna schools, will deliver the evening lec ture, subject, "National Cohesion." SHOUT STOPS. Take coinage! At Weislmlauski, Si beria, tho thermometer has cooly marked 113 degrees below freezing point. A Susquehanna bank has paid a oho"k endorsed, "In full demands from the birth of Adam to the death of the devil." A vicinity amateur dramatic com pany had a short "run" just Horn the hotel to the railroad station. Hi' didn't it'iil tin1 p.ipci, for they hadn't .my news; U least they didn't coincide Willi 111- (5p01i.1l ilew, . And when ho c.uno tu town olio day wilhcritl. chins lipo, . ' llo ilimli:il to .111 clcctiic lamp In lteht lilt .in dent pipe; 1I hadn't lead llio papcis- lint lie Know just what was best: lie iinply tombed t lie who .mil the fluid did tho lest. Hard of W.11 111.11 1. SHK SOLD HIS COAT. Farmer Conrad, of Vestal, fearing that bonks were unsafe, a week ago withdrew $ii00 from a Binghamton bank, and hid It in an old coat In the attic. Tuning his absence, a day or two later, his wife sold the coat, with a lot of jlhor cast-olf clothing, to a traveling Junk denier. After u three days' search, Farmer Conrad located the junk man at Scran tou, uu,t he had shipped his rags, and possibly the funnel's money, to Phila delphia. THE xr;vs KKC'OUD. Tho funeral of the late William O. Orahom took place and was largely at tended on "Wednesday afternoon from the residence of the parents, Mr. and Mrs. John ("irnham, Grand street, Rev. Kdward 1:. rtellly,, pastor of the Pres byterJan church, otilclatlng. C'annwae lu lodge, Nu. 3G0, Free and Accepted Masons, atleiided in a body. The re mains were intoired in the Grand street cemetery. Candidates for stute senutor from this district are looming up from all quarters of "Wayne county. Tho He- publicans will present the names of H. K. Farley, of Equlnunk; Bieller, of Tanners' 31111s, and Cook, of Hawioy. Tho Democrats aro ex-Judgo Joel 0. 3 1 i II. W. N. Nelson, and more to hear from. Frank Resell, a U'-year-old Oakland side lad, was killed by the cars In the Ihio yard on Wednesday afternoon. Tho funeral will take place from tho home this afternoon, with interment irt Laurel Illll cemetery. Jacob Itoldt, a former resident of SuMiuelmnnn. but now of Scranlon, was arrested In this place on Monday iy Chief of Police MeMnhon. on a charge of having stubbed Anthony Su per In Serantou. A Seranton olllcer took Boldt to that city on Tuesday, "WHOLLY I'NPRIJM RD1TATKD. "0i, joiiiik Loiblnvar, wlio 1.11110 out of the tuuth, Will ne'er again wnil.le Til-Willow'; Tor do went to hoi) .mil f;ot Mown In tjm nioiitli,' Wlieii he (.wallowed n Mildo hotel pillow " "1 aim to tell the truth," said a Par ent City newspaper man. "Ves," In- Having1 a Run on Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, Between tho hours 0f eleven o'clock a. m, and closing time ut night on Jan. 23th, 1901, A. P. Clark, druggist, Olude Springs, Vu sold twelve bottles of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. . Jio says, "I never- handled a medicine tliat sold better or guvo bettor satisfaction to my customers." This Remedy luih beep In general use in Virginia for many ytuts, and the people theie uro well acquainted with its excellent qual ities. Mnny of theni have testified to tho remarkable, ouies which It has ef fected, Wlicni you need a good, tellable medicine for a cough or cold or attack of the grip, use chamberlain's cough Remedy und you uro certain to bo more thuu pleased with the quick cure which it affords. For sale by all drug-gists. terruptcd an acquaintance, "and you aio laobably the 'worst shot in tho county," A man never realizes how Insignifi cant he Is Until he attempts to descilbe to his wife tho dress worn by another lady. An elderly Susquehanna gentleman Is seen to tread heavily upon a piece of ico, and to do soma lofty tumbling. To him a polite stranger, raising his hat, says: "Kxcuso me, sir, would you mind doing that again? My friend didn't see It." A Jackson 'farmer came to town a few days ago, wearing a coottskln over coat, A Susquehanna grocer inquired: "Why didn't you wear tho hairy Ride In Instead of out?" "I reckon tho coon knew which side was the warmest when he wore it, didn't ho?" replied the farmer. UK STUCK TO HIS TRAIN. Whole columns have been written about men possessing nerve In time of great danger, A striking example of coolness and self-possession wns mani fested lecently, when Brio Engineer Matthew Shay, of tho western division, saved his train when It wus running PUZZLE These four boxes WI23iOnDOBBBwBBBWHB!HBiHHBHHHBDtSBBBHHBBBIBOOHSB9BB8BOBBSKBttBBW(M8Ssat !3v - $ ' you tell what they are? Solutions for Last Week's Puzzles: Monday, 1'elj. 21 One eat U near the blnl in the tree. To lnul Hie sciond cat, hold tho pic tino upidde down and look in the lower light hand cottier. Tuesday, I'eh. 23 (1) Chicago; ('-) Columbus; (If) Btiflalo; (1) Rochester. Wednesday, l'ob. 20 'flic niolbcr is just above her right shoulder, and the father is in the upper left-hand 1 orner. sixty-one miles an hour. The instant that he discovered bis engine leaving the rails he applied the air-brake, ex pecting every second that his engine would upset. Had it done sq there was not one chance in a million of his liv ing to relate his experience. No woids aro adequate to express his feelings when he found that his engine and train of passengers were being derailed. Every second seemed a lifetime to "the man behind the throttle." The prompt ness with which Engineer Shay applied the air-brakes and checked the "speed of the train Is the dhect cause of not having to print long columns of dead and Injured in that accident. "Credit to whom credit Is due." Matt Shay's friends are legion. No better, braver man ever stood behind the throttle. When President Ramsey, of the Wa bash, whose cur was on this train, con gratulated Mr. Shay upon his heroic work, he was talking to one of God's noblemen. TOWN TOPICS. At V2.22 on Thursday morning, En gineer Thomas Hogau and Fireman Frank G. Flnley. both of Hornellsvllle, left here with a fast freight train, for Hornellsvllle. At Wellesburg the crown sheet of the engine dropped, and the engineer was killed, and the fireman will die. Lena Clark, of Conklin Centre, N. Y who Is visiting friends at Germantown, near Lanesboro, lias been quarantined. She has been exposed to smalpox, nt Binghamton. Samuel Allen, of Philadelphia, a trav eling boilermaker, was on Thursday afternoon brought befoie Justice Will iams, charged with robbing boarders at the home of Mrs. Titus, Exchange street. He will spend the next sixty days In the county Jail. Spring (snow) plowing 1ms com menced In this section. A Susquehn'nna county dentist lias this sign in ills window: "Your teeth extracted while you wait." There is no truth In the rumor that there Is 11 case of smallpox at North Jackson. SOME LITTLE ONES. If the heavy Ice and snow go along with rain, there will bo a damp time on the lowlands of the Susquehanna. At the Susquehanna county Repub lican convention next week, Congress man Wright will be renominated, and Colonel C. C. Pratt, of New Milford, will be nominated for state senator. And 'tis well. The Erie has just purchased from the Bay City (Mleh.) Industrial works a monster steam derrick capable of lift lug fifty tons, und costing Jl'.'.GOO, GREAT DISASTER AT CHICAGO. Jim Drlscoll, a Chicago middleweight, knocked out Tim Hurley, of Susque hanna, in the first lotilld at Chicago, Monday night. Hurley had the belter of it up to the time of the knockout, lie wus hununerlng Drlscoll all over the ring when a wild swing caiigh.1 him 011 tho neck and he was unable to Use at tlie count of ten. IN BRIEF. Tho funeral of the Infant son of Mr. nud Mrs, Lloyd Krlse, of Broad street, took place on Wednesday afternoon. The Iilugliumtoii electric road may be extended to Hallstead und Susque. hauua. Rev. P. R. Baleman, lector of the Church of Hie Good Shepheid, at Scran lon, will preach In Christ Episcopal church, In this piace, next AVeduebday. Rev. Rollin A. Sawyer, vector of Trinity Episcopal church, Caibondale, preached a masterly" sermon In Chtist church on Wednesday evening, uu "The an 1st Life" Over 400 immigrants, in two trulns, passed west over tho Erie on AViHlues day morning. "Unelo Sam bus land enough to give 'em all a farm." There's a rod In pickle for a few dis gruntled, plotting Republican politic ians In tills county. Walt and watch. Whitney. An English Parson's Love-Letters. RMV MORTtMHll STI3UMAN wus the Incumbent of n poor living In a certain suburban parish. Ills ago was nearer llfty than forty: he was a married man und the father of five children, Ho Irul a wife who was a lady not to be trifled with. A virtuous woman enough, but with slilet Ideas of mar ital conduct, and a temper, when pro voiced, tho reverse of celestial. She strode to meet him nt the hall door. It was hardly open befoie she demanded In a voice that might well have made Ilia stoutest quail: "Mortimer, who Is 'ClliiloV " "Eh? Girlie? I don't understand you, my dear," stammered Mortimer, sud denly turning a sickly white. "Don't add lies to your other Iniquit ies," she cried, sternly. "You are at last found out. I have read all those letters." "What! You. have been prying in my PICTURE. rule the world Can Thmsday, l'eb. 27 u ! LrbJ l'liday, IVb. 2S One is behind tho skatei's shoulder and one is just aboc lii-t left lee. Saturday .Match 1 "A handsome shoe often pinches the foot." drawers?" he began, attempting, not very successfully, to put a bold face upon the matter. "Prying?" she snorted. "No, you vil lain, I was not prying. I was looking for something else when I accidentally came across 'Girlie's' letters. Who is this creature this hussy? Tell me at once!" she insisted, llercely. "They are love letters in a sense, but not in a culpable sense. The writer of them and T aie very much attached to one another. Our attachment, however, is purely platonic," declared this repio bate. obstinately. "Jinn!" she gasped, "von must bo possessed by a devil. Nothing else can account for the shameless impudence with which you are brazening out your exposure. But 1 will give you one more chance. Who is this 'Girlie?' I shall not ask you again. "Will you tell me?" "No," said Mortimer, with dogged de fiance. "Very well," replied his wife, In a tone of awful resolution, "I shall leave the vicarage this very night, with the children, and take lodgings in the neighborhood. What's more, I shall make a point of lettting every one know wily I have done so," she snld, with savage determination. She turned and stalked into the drawing-room. Mortimer followed her, The fatal letters were lying in a heap on the tnble, as Mrs, Stedmnu had left them when she brought them out of her husband's studv. "Give me those back," he demanded. "I shall do nothing or the kind. I mean to take them with me to show to my friends If they ask any questions. Besides, It is my Intention to find out who this hussy Is by the evidence of the handwriting." "They are mine. You shall not take them!" ho cried, making, as he spoke, a movement toivaids the table. She darted forward to intercept him. Ho pushed her aside. "You brute! You coward!" she screnmed, "to use force with a wo man"." "Letitia," lie said, "I wish you would be reasonable." No reply. Onlyti vicious coinpiession of the lady's lips and a venomous glint in her black eyes. "If you were not blinded by jealousy and prejudice you would see that thete is no real burin in these letters." "In fact," continued the vicar, "so conlldent am I that no s-enstbln person will find any harm in these letteis that I have decided In tho event of your making a public scandal of the matter to publish them In my own defense. Then every one will bo aide to see what a mountain you are making out of a molehill." "Spare me your bravado," she replied, frigidly, "As It you would dare publish tho letteis!" "I shall publish them If you insist on leaving me. It Is duo to myself." "I shall certainly leave you." "Then I shall ceitiilnly publish them." Twenty minutes later, a four-wheeler drove up to the door, and Mrs, Sted man and her children quitted the vicur use, Next Sunday morning Rev, Mortimer took the extraordinary step of alluding to tho matter from tho pulpit, "I feel," he Bald, with evident traces of emotion in ids pale face, "that It Is due to myself and to you to take tills opportunity of offering a few words of explanation on tho unfortunate differ ence which, as you aro all aware, bus arisen between myself and my wife. "Tiie cause Is to be found in certain letters written to me by a lady which my wife found und read. She couhid eied them impioper letters, but I can not see that she bus any grounds for that opinion. The letters, it is true, ure affectionate letters, They were written tu mo by one to whom l am very much attached. But our affection, as I assured my wife, is of a purely Platonic description. "Some of you, perhaps, do not believe (ln such a thing. I fancy I delect an Incredulous Btitilo on more than otic face.' Iltil I call assure yoit that, so fat as the writer uf tho letters and myself ore concerned, It Is- the shirt truth. And In older," said the vicar Impres sively, "to put mysc,lf right with you and others Who may be disposed to condemn mo on hearsay, I have already taken steps, with the consent of the writer, to have ail these letters print ed and publlshbd, "They will appear In a small volume, which will be issued as soon as it can bo got through the press. Until then, when you will be able to read the let ters for youi self every 0110 of them Is Included I earnestly nsk you all to suspend your Judgment." The Evening Eavesdropper, most en terprising of all tlu halfpenny oracles, sent down a member of its start to In terview the vicar. "Walt until the letters aro pub lished," lie said, "and then comment on them ns you please. I may say that I await the verdict of the public with every cqnlldelicc." Further Interest was Imparted to the affair by the action of the bishop, wiio, being very much scandalised by what he heard, sent for the vicar to come over to ills palace and explain himself, "The whole affair," said his lordship, severely, "strikes me as particularly discreditable, and those remarks of yours from the pulpit about platonic affection are downright scandalous." "I am sorry that you object to them, my lord. But my wife's hasty conduct forced mo to speak out lu my own defense." "And then to publish these letters! It simply emphasizes a scandal which otherwise might have been. hushed up." "I did not desire it to be hushed up. That would have been an admission of guilt on my part. I court publicity." "But they are love letters, written to you, a married man and a clergyman, by another woman." "Love letters only in a sense a strict ly platonic sense." "Pish!" ejaculated tho bishop, an grily. "I really cannot make out whether you are demented, Mr. Sted mnu, or merely Impudent." "1 can only say to you, my lord, what I have said to everybody else. Walt until you have read the letters." ' In due couise the letters were 'tmb llshed. They were devoured eagerly on every hand. But I am sorry to say that the consensus of public opinion went dead against the vicar. The letters, as letters, were well enough. They were witty; they were humorous; thpy were full, also, of charming, tender phrases and graceful erotic fancies. But as letteis written to a mariide clergyman by a lady other than his wife well, they were unques tionably too warm. "Not much Plato about this," wrote a trenchant critic. "It's a good deal more like the Song of Solomon." Six weeks later the vicar called at the house where his wife was lodging and insisted upon seeing her. "What do you want? What do you mean by this Intrusion?" she demand ed, fiercely. "I wonder you have tho face but no! You have face enough for anything." "Laetltla," said her husband, with humility, "I have been in error. I come to beg your pardon." "That Is very fine," sneerd Mrs. Sted man. "Now that your inmpudent pub lication of those letters I5y which you madly hoped to enlist public sympathy on your side has turned out otherwise than you expected " "True," interposed the vicar, meekly. "Every one seems to condemn me. There's not a newspaper I have seen but has criticised the- letters lu the most ruthless manner." "Serves you light. Mortimer. You tiled a brazen coup to put me In the wiong. You have only succeeded in blazoning yoilr iniquity thiough the length and bteudth of the land." "Laetltla," said the vicar, in a tone or almost abject submission, "you left me because 1 would not tell you who 'Girlie" was. I repent of my refusal. 1 have come to tell you now." "Well" she demanded, looking at him quickly. " 'Girlie,' he said, shamefacedly, "Is is a young woman typewriter " "O, that's the class of creature you carry on with, is it?" ejactuluted his wife, bitterly. "She she Is a good girl, and meant no harm in writing the letters, I assure you," pleaded the vicar. "A likely story. The shameless bag gage!" sneered Mrs. Stedinan, "Laetltla," he said, "I will prove to you the truth of what I say. The young woman 'Girlie' did not compose the letters. She merely copied them for someone else." ' "I see!" cried his wife. "Someone else whose hnndwrltlng you would have known" "Ves," confessed the vicar, "someone else whose handwriting f would have known," "Who is she?" dmnanded his wife, with lenewed ferocity. "It Is not a 'she' at all," replied the vicar, quietly. "I knew, Laetltla, that advertisement was everything, and so I made use of you und of others to un consciously advertise for me my maid en literary effort with the icstilt that fiO.OOO copies have already been sld. I told you, if you remember, (hut 'Ciliile' was one who was very much at tached to me, That was the literal truth," concluded tho vicar, "for 'Girlie' Is myself!" Note Mis. Stedman forgave the vic ar, and a prefatory notice in the next edition of "An English Parson's Love Letters" put him right with the pub lic, who, tickled by the daring ingenuity of ills little dodge, and recognizing also tho great cleverness of tho letters, luivo established hlni as one of their favorite authors. Ho lias since resigned his meager living, and now makes a hand some Income by literature. Theatrical . ATTRACTIONS FOR TODAY, Al.MUlMY- I'orae I'j.Uon coninju.t. Afteinojii and nlijlit. VlWIt "Tlie Vioild lleaieis.' Aft. moon und nlijlit. Brockway Com so, Tluj century Jci-t tiotnl hj the fcclentllla and liuclunlcal rpocli uf the woild, bill ii h--walned for tlie cloJus oeais to nl.e iiuuMnd 1I10 Kieatest UUoieiy of all-hijuid ji. TiU tuuse MilMtaucu JiioiuUe to become a u-eful usont of nun, in 6clentllk, mechanical and i.rav thai ulUiii. A person ecmciiut with ilil (.uIm.iiioc cnii (H-ifoim ilie inot wind, uulinsr and wlihil inleicvtli's cp'i!iiK'utj. 'fliem h a gineraj curiOilty 1 en ji dins i.quld uir ai;cl .1 desire for inloiniilluii relfJidlnj: It. 'Ibe, l!iocKuy bureau hate found It lnpalblc to' inaLe ex (OH'iuor Hob T-ijlor Keep I1I4 ugiraiient to fill lib) eiigasc limits and lute eni;aed a the brut substitute m I1I111 ou tht; fc.uuton Uiotkuav ' " 1 THE TRIBUNE'S "WANT" DIRECTORY." 4 Lines 10 Cents Svantjbp3 3 Insertions 25 Cents More Than Pour Lines, Ccut.i for lincli l-xtra l.ln:. 1-ltUB. AtoriT.ni J'.iur Lines, 6 Centi lor lincli Uttn Mas.' ' For Rent. Ti:.M:.Mi:Srs roil lir.Vl', limy Jtnble for rent. luUlie 221 Ailaini iiveiiue. A, Thiuii)n, Mill lir.NT-HK'.ronm ll.lt Willi liilli, le.im he.il, cai iiinjre and all modem ImpinM" liicnM limit AlitJI lt, lent' Icamnillile. Call ruily. t'icd V. Jlaiid, DM Mulbciry dtieet. I'Olt HUNT Store inuiii, fiOS biiel. iw.inn.1 avenue, net donv to I'lnlc' thy ROndi Mine. I'on srwlon bIicii nt nine, Apply tu .lohti 1). Ilojlc, clothier, 410 I.iicl,nwanu.i iiMtme. I'Olt lllAl' t'lifuinlihed loom for llitht lioui- Keeping: Ileal, k.h, buh, for family without rlillilirn. 1'owhiIoii llunicdiatel.. :U1 .fellernon roil lll'.NT llcmtllfiil mid nlihilued offlte, III the l'niili bullillui;. Iii'ulu of Hamilton, room .'.Oil. I'Oll HUNT llou-e Oil S. Viililimlnn inomie, miner Pine, U room", bath and laundry. Ap ple In .1, W, dm ney, M7 Linden slleet, who only has uiilliorlly to chow the lioue. I'Olt HUNT (lioeery (dole or Rood nlnnd for meat maiket, cornel l'KUtoii au-iiue and lllicli filed. roit HUNT Corner utoro No. i'.Oi LnrKawnnna aenue. ANo ilni'lllnx aboe. Apply tu CIoldMiiIlli Iticx., sin l,ai K iw.inua au'imc. 1'Olt UIIXT Stole loom on second floor over .1111 LacliiUMinni identic. Plate gliiw front. In- quile of Kioto-iky llro. HAM' flOl'ULi: linnp, 0.1S llirrl-nn aemic, MS. Also hill double ltotioo. 1WH I'lne liret, ')1. i'otoxsIiiii now, Apply C,r0 Unirison nenue. For Sale. I'Oll sam: On aremmt of goliu? in uii'iiipi will paeritiee lor flu", cali mi iihuo'-t new un tight mahoRnny piano Hint co-it S.17,; Hue luaKe; Is watiauted. Addre'S S.iciillce, Tilbune oftice. I'AHIT.'IS, liunleunn nnil oil cfolb? sold eor day ,1 o'clock. WIS l.ml.aw.inna. Sec ini'liu'H. KOK h.M.i: I'lne Mndllns wood. Uue lemrtli. Two rinlluia Iuk load lhlleied nmwhoie. Mall ordcl. .lenninjcs f'entral Mines cut. Also .'ecoud baud lumber suitable for all piiipw-i, ciy cheap. IOII SALL Two lljilii .prlng wiironi and noma harness, cheap. Lvam, rear 1112 Luzerne street. FOIt SALK Cheap; horse, spring wagon and harness, nt No. 182(1 Cedar aemie. Eeal Estate. l'OI! SLi: nice, but cheap home In I'.lm. huist, Willi Rood water, shade, fitlit and pir dm. 'IVi ins to suit. Addievi Dr. liatcson, 317 WasliinRtnii .uenue. KOll MLi: At Chill. 'a Summit; a plaee of five, acies, house und barn, good fiuit; cheap for ca-di. Inqiilie of His. b. Lindsay, lilt North .Main nnmie, city. Business Opportunity. SlOCk AND WIIUAT TKADlirtS without delay. Vuitc for our special market letter. Tree on application, b. .M. llibbatd 4: Co., members N. Y. Consolidated and Stock Sxchange, 41 and 16 llioadway, New York. IMablishcd lSrtl. Long Distance' l'hone 23SS Broad. Boarders Wanted. I'HIVATi; I'AMILY wishes to Iue two nice men to board, Geinun or L'nglWi. Call any tims after Thursday. All conveniences, 607 ll.urh.oii acnue. comse, riofcv,or Luseiic C. I'o-ler, of l'hiladel piiii, to leetuie with epeiiments, in liquid air at the Ljieum theater loinonow night. Seats ate now uu '-ale, "The World Beaters." A mu-t notable. eeut in the thealiknl ainii-c-mints uf lids oily will be tlie nppe nance of "Tlie Win Id llealeia" at tlie Star theater toda.i. No oilier attiactlon ill -audoille or buileqnc meilt-, the patuuuRe and uiiiliiitid -n.iisu as doe- Ibis attiactfon, for tlie Idyll quality of Is woik has Bhtit it mi nubble leputation, It is .t pajreant of wit, liuinur and wiir, and its piogie" is maikid bj continuous lain-bUr and applau-e. Tlie olio is of an exceptionally !Ir1i order, stronger in quality than ecr beioie. such lec oRiiicd comedians as t dell and Yule, cli.uacler sinseis, in their oilgiual alciudlly, "stiatided Opei a"; the I'arnum biolheis, aiiobatie com-idian-,; tho Iliatt.s in theii opeialic iiiihIi.i1 ait, aie a few of tiie acts lu whiih the piogiauunc abounds. THE MARKETS SATURDAY STOCK QUOTATIONS. Tho follow iiiR quotations aie fuiiiMicd The Tiili- line by Jl, S. Jotdau & Company, moms, 701-10(1 Meals building, Sctanton, l'a. Telephone, 5003: Open- llisli- Low- Clos- ins. ft. est. lug. Amnion Sugar lihH 123'J 12SU l-2Si Att'hUni ,.,.. 7Sai 73',a 7"i 7.'cis Atclii-un, IV 7 P7 l7 !I7 lliouk, Tl, HI ion I, Hi up, in til Illll. & Oldi 101 l()ij lli 101 t Ik.-.. & Ohio Ir,j& 4U'i tlTa HI Chie. k tit. West '21 '21'i it 2li St. I'aul W l(l U, Ill'Jli Del, tc llud.-on 172"j 172''. IW, 172',. Kan. & Te l'l fit',!. OtVi liP.fc .ll,(, Louis, k Nash 1U.I-H lot'.i l(Ui in .Man. Llcviited ia-2',i 1.12ft 1 l-2'A .'!2'j ilet. 'ruction lhS ifiSTi HIS K,S?; MKmi. Pacific P'lli Hl'i H'l',4 HI'S southern I'.ulnu ll'H 01 li.l- nlTi, Noifolk & West r,7', OS 57?s 07?4 Ltle 11, It hsm, M1 ,'is .is Lile, 1st. IV IjMi (.',t (N! IkSU Out. ,fc Western :w',i Mla w'4 :uii 1'eiina. It. It l.lil'.s 1.10)4 l.W'.a LVl'i l'aillie Mail 17 47 17 17 Heading II, It WV-i fllW J3U ."'a Heading Hy.. IV. Sl'd SHI Nlvi St soulh. II. It :4 112 :i29 M'j South, II. It., l'l IM'a llllii tri',4 "''4 Ti'iiu. Coal k Ii mi (iff l.'i hS as',1 I'. S, Itubber 1.1'i l.l'j li'S IVi I niou 1'acille !'7s P'l l5 U-'h tnliill I'acllk', IV S7',s S7'i f7'i hi'; WaUihli, IV 42?i II 1214 II nial. Clipper 70'J 7(l'i Id's 70 IVoiiIc'h (las (l W W fill Col. So !."2 -JU L'2 2'j Texas I'aclltc 40(4 llllj 111", 40'j in Car I'uuniliy -') U'l ii a-"i 1'. S. .Mielli Ii", 40s 4HS l.Pa l.S. steel, IV !'l!i HIT, Ul4 i)'t Seranton Board of Trade Exchange Quotations All Quotations Based on Par of 100. STOCKS. LaeKawanna Dairy Co., IV. County Savings llink & Tiii.t Co., I'll.t National Dank iCaiboiidalej ., 'Ihlrd National Hank Dime Deposit and Discount II ink,. Hid. Askm ) ... 0() in ::o') ID 1100 ... 191 ... 1'23 500 ,,, -21 ,., Ill ... IJ5 .,, (II ill ... US ... 115 ... Ill ... I'7 D7 economy i.isint. u. 6: r. lu l'irt National llauk I.-U hJ 'liut .t: Sale Deposit Co.,,, Claik k snover Co., IV. Scianton Savings Hank ,..., Tiuders' National Hank Suiiutoii Holt & Kut Co People's Hank , Sciaulou paik'ng Co IIU.N'DS. Fcrantou J'awnzer Hallway, first Uottsagc, due 1021) I'coplu'i, stieet Hallway, Hut inert. gauc, duj 1013 People's Strcot Hallway, General mortgage, duo l(r2l ,,, bcitiiitou Traction u per i cut. ..,, ft.ui.oniy I.iitnt, Heat k Power Co., Nvilli Jersey ,V l'oionu lee (q Seranton Wholesale Market, (Corrected by II. 0. Kale, '27 Lackawanna Ave.) I'loiu-l 'O, Ileal!-2.te. Uului I'ifsli ueanici.v, S0c. ; .Iiui cieuiiicn, 8 Mia 2 li!.; daii,' Kc Chew-( lUi-ilic i:KS Neaiby, 40e. Pij J'cr linl.el. 1 73. Potatoes Per bushel, n3e, Oiiioiis-Per bivdicl, sl.W. TRIBUNE WANT ADS. BRING QUICK RETURNS KltANtill WANT OFFICII. Want Adveitlsiraoitta Will Bo Recoived nt Any of tho Follow ing Drug Stores Until 10 P. M. I Central City ALnr.ltT RCIItiLTZ. corner Mulberry trcet ami WeUlcr nveniic. UlIkrAV PU:1II:l, CM Adams avenue. West Side aroitoi: V. JIINKINS, lOl South Main avenue. South Seranton l'Hi:i) L. Tinil'l'L', Til) Cedar avenue. North Seranton OHO. DAVIS, comer Nottli ll!u avenue and JlaiLct sticct. Gieeu Bldgc CTIAIILLS P. JONLS, 1557 Dickson Mienuc. V. J. JOHNS, 020 (licen HIdse utieet. C, l.OUDNZ, corner Wadilnston ave nue and Marion rticet. PetersburK V. II. KNIIIM'TL. 1017 Irving avenue. Duninore J. O. DONi: A, SON. Eelp Wanted Male, coon hoy AVixTT''niiiirN?:'iiLNDr.HY'. CANYVS"si:iW WM'i:D to Mdl.it viib-rilptlnii, foi The Tiiliuiioj lihei.il i oiniiiissioiis id lovvctl; only .icllve men defiled; tho-e VMtii e peiienee piefciied. Applj .a Hu-inen Maiiaitu's utllce, Sciuiitoii I'lltiu'te. Hell) Wanted Female. LADY CAVASis:n wanted to solicit sub-eilp-lions foi Hie 'Irlbiuic; (,'ood couiinUsicii of fered with n fair gii.iianleo for MisMLiss vvoikir. Apply piieonally at Uualness il.inaser'i office, Seranton Tiibuie. WAN"Ii:i) Appicnluc RirU to leant dies.siu.ik ItiS. Apply to 1120 .Mulbeny oticet. WAN'IKO At once, .i alttcs; ufeiinces le qiined. Apply to Mis. X, Y. I.eet, ill Jef ferson avenue. WANTLD Hy a (rood slrl to do liou-evvork in ptivate tamlly; only small family paying good wages need leply. Addiess U. S., Tiibuue office. WANTHD GIr! for general housework at Dalton. Address II. T., care Tribune. Canvassers Wanted. WANTLD i:peiienecd canv.i-.-ors In lake oidets; nu delivery ni (olleitlons; pood u aires. Ap- pl.y 112 Connell Imlhlliif; between 1 ,.nd ,', p. m. Keeruits Wanted. WAXTHIl l'OIl U. S. AUMY Able bodied un- man leu 'men uitvveen tlie ases of ill and .15; cituens of tlie United Stales, ol good iL.uaclu and tempeiatc babltn, who tan .speak, fad and wiite Cnglish. l'cr jnfoiniatiuu applj to Heciuit injr Oilice, No. 12J IVcoiiiins avenue, Seranton, Pa. Situations Wanted. fell CATION WNTi:n A iii.iu Willi 15 jean' business tiaitiintr, desiics a position vvitti a ridiaide film, eitlict oftice or outride woik; be-t of leference. Addie-a A. W. Johnson, Genual Deliveiy, Scianton. SITUATION WAVI'IU) Woik by the diy oi wash his -ind iioniug; lu lake home. Addie-s ( . It., Tiibuue ofllce, SI'llVllON lAVli:iJ-H a o.injf iiitl 1) hilp with liglit hoiv-ewink or take caie ol diil- dien; sleep home ulilliti,; addic-s L, 1, .'21 Ilhcli stuet. SITUATION WANTEH-Hv willing, Inuicst Kill to do Konei.il hoiu-ewoik. Can Rive lefiieme. Addiess Mali 1 Roehfoid, lit Vino tlieet, Clt.v. POSITION WANTED l.'jil lu .Mauli, by a oun Kill, In a ChUsti.111 family, ns second trill. or to lake cue ot cliildieu. I'ull p.utii ulais, may be cchaiiKcd at 712 llaiiisuu avenue, illy. SITUATION WWI'ilD-llilelit boy wauls vvoiks for after tchonl and Satuidays, Addicts li. P. It., Tiibiiuo ofllce. SITUATION WANTED An -u'ilir i-d nun's fuinishlnu; Koods man desiics posHlou. (iuod rcfeiclices. Additss .V ,,, Tiibuue oilice. A COOl) (illtf, ih-lies ltu.iti(iu dolus hou-e-woik; good eouk. Adihc'ss .M. C, Tiibuue ul tlee. Wanted To Kent. WANTED Uurnbhed hou-e or mur m tlvc 1001m for iuutsekeepiiivr. Addiis A, (,, I.,, TTihuuc oilice. WANTED By i;eullein.in,-fiuuished loom In ie- flue il piiv.ite laiull, I'loleslaiil; t,ood In- alloii; 1111 the bill pieieued. Addiess A. L., TTIbune ufllce. Furnished Rooms, ROOM I'Oll RENT All ioiivenieuce.s; pilie lea hoiiible. Inqultc Mil Capouse avenue. I'Olt lll'.NT Duo fiiiiiMied room, with liniuuve meiits;. also one on tliinl tlooi, iheap, i27 Adams aviliue. rURNISIIED ROOMS for lent, inodeui impr've menu, pilvalc lamllj ueutlciuen ineleited, at SI7 .Vl.mis avenue. I Olt HENT'-l'uinUhed bout room, vvllh boat, bath und fus; mar (unit house; tsuuicuian prelened. Addle lluoui, iox '2uy. I'Olt RENT I'uinUhcd loom; heat and bath, li-.j Linden Micct. rUHNISIIED ROOMS I'OR HENV. with beat, taj and bath, j;eullcnKii pirleued, at 3.,'J Adami av enue. Rooms and Hoard, ROOMS TO RENT, with board, tOU Mulberry tucci Vanted Rooms and Board, W ANTT I) -run iiiuimiiiliiiiini; iuuiiu Willi boji I, piivalo Ulinli pieli-ucd. Two ladns ind a KeulUni.ui. Slate lull uitkulul.s. Addiess I. 11. I).. Tiibuue olllic. Money to Loan. I.Alt),); OK SMALL uuiuiuKs. Piouiptl made. Inliical 3 pel' Hill. Okell, Attoini', I ,tl Excliatiae building. ANY AMOUNl' OP MONK1 TO J.OI.N -quia, ttraljlu loan.s or IlulKlins and Loan. At from 1 to U per cent. Lull via N. Y. lUiker, UU-U13 (uiincll bulldlnsr. "" Lost. I.OsT Paduse addressed lljibrr and TovvieiiJ. Hciiuii tu .aviouai i.piCM cv, I.OsT Monday iniilus, 1'vb. 17, between W. , iniii; uvenue .ami uhbuin ilicit, 911 uial broccli (ontulnlii- cci'llc'iuau'n piiliue. I'inder plroc ictiiiu 10 or nollfj- MUs I'ai.ciH, 417 Thii tecnlli jtlcct. PROFESSIONAL. Cortlfled Public Accountant. ilinVAIID C. SPAULIIINa. 2.rTItAlllilt3"ilANK Ilulldln?, and St. Paul Ilutldlnff, New York. Architects. r.mvAim it, daVis, ahciiitlot, conncLu llulldlnK'. t'ni:t)i:incK l. nnow.v. Aticii. n nr,Ai Kstatc i:xitiain;c rilcljf.. 12(1 Washlnnton ave. Civil and Mining Engineers. II. L. llAHDINO, CM CONNLLI. IIUILDlNa. Dentists. int. u u. j:ili:niii:iiui;u( pauli huildino, Spruce street, Seranton. rm. c. o. LAUUAcii, n. wyominu avenue. Iawyeis. ritANii i:, hoyli:, attohnli-aT'Law. llooms la, U,tia and IS H.trr Hulldlng. I'. K. 1P.ACY, A'lT'Y, COMMONWKAI1I1 llt.DO D . B. ItlU'LOdLL', ATTOHNllY-LOANS NliCO tinted on real estate security. Mear.i Hulldins, coiner Wusiilnston avenue and Spitico street. WlLLAftl), WAIIltll.V k KNAIT. ATIOHNKIS mid couiisellurn-nt-lavv. Republican l)ulld!n'. vvashlngton avenue. JLSSUP k JLSSUP, ATTOIINHYS ANlT COtiN-icllors-at-laiv. Coinmonvveallh Iluildlnc, Itoomi 19, 20 and 21. 1'SVAJ?U U"' TIIAYLR, ATTOtlNKV. ItOO.M-l OOJ-POt, OHi door, .Meai.s builcllns. '" A- yAT",:!' ATTOHNLYTr-LAW, nOAHD of lindo li'illdlng, Seranton, Pa. I'ArrpiSOV k WILCOX, TnADLirS NATIONAL Dank Iltilldlnj; C COllLQYS. 0-1.1 HI PUHLICAN HUILDINO. ,v, .HLltTIIOLK, ori'ICIl MOVKD TO NO. 211 vlyominff nvenue. Physicians and Surgeons. DI!. W. L ALLUN. 5W NOnTIIWASlIINirToN avenue. un. s. w. L'AMom:ux, orncn 3-.o wash. inffton avenue. Residence, ISIS Mulbcrrv. Cliipr.io olseaas, lu.igs, heart, kidneys aiid Kciilto-minaiy oigans a fpcclally. llouu, ) to 4 p. m. Hotels and Restaurants. Tin: i:lk cn:, 123 and 127 pkanklin aye. nue. Hates leasonable. P. ZIL'OLER, Proprietor. SCRANTON IIOUSi:, NEAR I)., L. k W. PA1? senger depot. Conducted on tho lluropear Plan. VICTOR KOCH. Proprietor. Scavenger. A. H. B1H0G3 CLEANS PRIVY VAULTS AND cets pools; no jdor; only impioved piunps used. A. Ii. BrigB, proprietor. Leave oidcrs 1100 North Main avenue, or Eicke's drupr store, cor ner Adams and Mulberry. Hoth telephones. Seeds. O. It. CLARKE k CO.. SEEDSMEN AND NURS (rmen, btoic 01 Wasiiiuytoii avenue; crecu houses, 1930 Noitli Main avenue; store tele phone, 782. Wire Screens. JOSEPH KUETTEL. REAR Sll LACKA. AVE., Scranlon, Pa., manufactutcr of Wire Serecns. Miscellaneous. DRESSMAKING TOR CHILDREN TO ORDER; alto ladies v.'aibls. Louise Shoemaker, '211 Adams avenue. MEOARGEE HROS., PRINTERS' SUPPLIES, EN clopes, paper bags, tvwne. Warehouse, VN Wasliingtcn avenue, Seranton, Pa. TIIE WILKES-HAltKE RECORD CAN BE HAD in Scranlon at the news stands of Reisiiian Bios., 40il Spruce and 30.; Linden; M. Norton, .122 Lackawanna avenue;' i. S. Schutzcr, 211 Epiuce street. Rhottmatiam. RHEUMATISM -Ml inilies that wisli can hi i-peedll and peiiuiiKutl cuied of all ia lieties of itlieiiiialini lij a vi'Ketahle lumpoiuiil. ( uiei Kiiiianleid. liniilic or addiess .1. E. Tay. loi, Scianton, Beautiful Bust Guaranteed. SAl'E, SI HE, IVniMiKiit Call mid invest !(; tto. Dciiuatoloi;luiP Pailms H1'2 Wa-liliiKtoii aie nue. Am nt for ( blonde of Sihci Dij Cell Hat hues and Nemo Cuifcels. Proposals. PROPOSALS will be leiehed lij lb" liiideiaUiii'd roe the jauiloisliip 1,1 tlie .iiiiii.uii MctliuilKt Episiupal iliuiili 110111 l'eliiuii Ii to pril 1, inilusivc. J0I111 V., Randolph, .:d;i south II. Ie Paik avenue. LEGAL. THE ANNU,U. ineellii'r of tho etoikholdri,, (f il,s l.ackavuilina Inui and sttel Couipaii (m the eld tins of Dliedol.s and ti 111-aitluii of mkIi oitur biisiiiirs as m.i.v ' piopnl.v 11. me hetnie t lie luee. Inn, will be held at the tiffin1 ol tho (oiiicmuj, Room .W l onnell lluildiii.', 11, 1 1 , I uy vl Mni ton, Piuu.vani.t. Hi Wcduerda. Vlaiih 3, 11nl2, at 2 o'cluik p. ui. The polls will leniilu ip'ii tot one hem. The tluii'lei liouks will be lus"d 011 1'ebiu.ii 2J, PI02. and teopcued 011 Alircli 11, 10112. .1. I'. IIKilllS'-ON, !-eeieiaiy. Snaiitoii, Pa., Uibituiy 20, 1!I2. SIIIATTON ANTED ll.v middle atd woman, Us boiisckeepei lu vvidovvei'ri' t.iiully. Call or adduss .1. II,, 1117 S.iuiuilt avuiiie, Sciaulou, Pa. sIIT;TION WANTED-lly .1 oim- mut with fuur ,vi.us espeileiiie aioiiud moiei Mini1, Will .lucpt pifcitinii nt any hime.st woik. Slioiij and ludiisli lulls. II. P., .112 Mulbeny ttlfrt. SIT I. T KIN WWTED-Hv .1 Imlilier; good tfrar. kel man. iKildler, lioloiiiu and h.uisai;e inaksH; cut nue und plikle all kinds of meat,! AJ nfl'a't c ill I t-i and aus;!ii(iiiiau. Addiess Hull lici, -ll l.ludili Heel, Hesl Pilislon, V. " I III.: DI(l,lTION ol Hie New lurk, W.v'nm. iiitf and etciii Rallioad loiupanj Nolnf'ii luuh Klveii that Ui-' application of Ihe NVvi uik, W.vniuliu and Wri.tvin ljailioad io(npJit', a imputation Iiuiupoi.ited iinder thn laws of .tin commonwealth of i'liiiis.vlvauia, for a decictj'il dl-olutluii, will be licit il by the cuiiit of mm. 111011 pleas of L.ukawauut county, 011 ilundav, Ihe 2ltli day of M1111I1, IHW, at V u'elock a..Ni. ot f.ild dii; and (hat unless cause to Ihe cvn liaiv be ii(ivvii at 01 befoio Hut time a decres if ilksoliitioii of lite Mid corpoiation vvll till 11 lie inleiid Ii ihe 1 nm t. Biers A (jiamba, Atlutfie.vs. NolTCE l hi'icbv giviu Hut .111 nppllialimi will be made1 In Ihe 1,'ovi'inor of Peiins.vlvanU'TCin Yedueda. (he Hull da of aluiih, A, ). l'U, bj Aided P. Tuulwi'Iii, Menial H. Ililler,.(tt. (en . sinsei, IT.ink Otihatd und (ledigcT?!. I.jiiI-IiIii'. iiudei Ihe Ut uf Ansemblv ,j('t ( oiiiiuonwe.iltli of Pi'iinlvaiila, entitled "Wr Ail 10 piovide lor tlie incorporation and reaii latim ot icilain .oiHii.iioiK," appioved Ami' i'l, ISTt, and tlie eiipplimeiil (ln'iilu, for.itn ihailu uf an ImrmUil iruipowtlon tn be callec The I aibondjlo Chfiillral luliiui, the ihafifu-let- and object vvheicof U the nui'iifactuie au,i bale of tin inii al pioduits, und fgr the.se puriffiln 10 have, iio-(as and enjo.v all the llghu, benyhli und ptivifeai'9 of the i-.ifil Ait of Assembly aml'Jti klippK'ineub.. m H. W. LYnillOPE, Solicitor, Siianton, lli. 21, VMl. ( l&TVl'l! uf Willi Jin M. Silkin.tii, late "of lhe(Tij uf Sciatilnu, county of Lackawanna, ,UU ol Pennliaula, ded'axd j.e(eis uf jdinliil. tun, in upitt U13 abovu iiain'il (stale have been planted ,v the undeii,l;iiid, 'All tu.'iou havit claim', against iah rsfalo an litieby niitilied tu imsviit iheiu for paitient, at.J tbue iudebteil tii,.ald ifctalu. will make pjyiiieut W LOKKSiCOja. I. nll, AdnilnUtrator, 210 111111 of Tiuda lluildiii).'. Scranlon, Pa. WATSON, DIIUIL k KKMMMEItlin. Attorneys for Estate, lVailers N-jtioual tink Building.,,. - & MMaHi