til y w O' o t fi THE SCRANTON TRIBUIVTE-SATURDAY, jMBUUAlttf 22, 1002. y V -' inc trsst 1.IVV Hpllfll.MII). IMItor. o. f, iigxuni:, iiuijjn4 MiMr, New Yet oniwsj f VN.i'XR.trVl. ,, J.J ; J3o1c Airclil tor I'nrclim .MtuTlWlTB.. ntcrcel r Hip I'o-lnllicc "nt Hc-Miitcm, TJ.,"u Vfhcnl jSbecoinl Cl M-iil Mitlir. ...til ...ll apnea vui iionim. The j.rifunS; l'e;.rtlvnys glad to print Bhort Mttoi tfrom Its .friemlfl bear ing onjeurront topics, but; Its mlo la lint tlicae must be signed, for pub licati6nj by tlio yriter'B real name) md th'fl condition precedent to nc ;eptnnoo is that all contributions shall bg subject to edltoiial lcvlsion. T)nf;i,r,.T hati: rOfttnTims-jNti. The fnftnulhg tnt.li iJiowh llu lirlcr tier inr!i cuc-li livfillun, iicp to be iiwl wllliln one jiuri limb when most needed B yearn foroRhaclow enr- enrnliiB power und brlni? xlous problem of old nee j inalnfcmliieo, To do thin, ns we fcalil yi'Hlerdjiy, Is it proper elinrKo upon Ih duetrj'. Kni'-BlRhted employers nre see Hik tljls. Aiming the cerluln develop nl' of the twentieth century none is' iu0ri hopeful In Its promise of tran iulllzliiir Itiiluenee upon the troubled ItMiur situation, 1'or the niovo whlJh h linn mitdu at thin uppnrtunc tlim President Triicrdnle and tliqso Blmrlng responsibility with him, deserve iho v 0 finest plilill.r upinoviil. If the nCtcr-cleelloli resolves of dc feutb'it politicians to lie good should only be kept, what a tine world Itits would be. v T Hun nt Millmriin I'iiII DISl'I.AV. fiipcr llciiilnti I'uiltlon I.rm linn Stt) Jnctioi .i' -" "" Xi inclft). it m .22 - jnor) '. Ill .17.1 .HI :.ooo ;r ,i:,i .17 ,H"i (1000 ' 1.1 .111.1 .IS 1'or 4nli of t li itilvi. icsoliitiniu lit ceinilole,iu,. ntl plmllnr cmilrllieilioni In tln n.ttuic .of nil icrtlsInK' The Trllnuic niiil.ci u cliatiie! of 3 cents a line. Ilnlcs.r.of CliMiflcd AihcrllsliiR fiiinlslici! on IilicJtlon. TEN PAGES. SCRANTO.V, FKHItUAUY 22, 1002. ' JMeSSra. Keller, Paine and their hkho clatcsT'In common council who resolute ly opposed the lobbying of subordinates for Increase of salaried asked for over the heads of department chiefs, were on solid Kround. A claim ivhlch does not linve the sanction of the men held responsible is a koocI claim to let alone. End the Agony. FROM the communication In yesterday's Issue it is fair to infer that the executive board of the strlklnc street railway men intend to keep up their present attitude indefinitely. That", of course, is within their legal right, it has been said that these executive officials are receiving more pay while running this hopeless strike than thpy could earn if the strike were declared oft and they themselves sent back to their regular employment. How true this is we have 10 means of knowing. It should bo In vestigated by tliosn most concerned. The determination of these strike leaders to bold out when every disin terested observer sees clearly that there Is no chance whatever for them to carry the points for which they contend justi fies an appeal over their heads to the men whom they have been misleading. For four months in the neighborhood of three hundred men have been carried along in idleness on empty promises of a victory that every day became more and more improbable. In this period settlement could have been reached a number of limes on terms more ad vantageous 1o the strikers than any now or hereafter open, but for the in terference of these leadeis. Has not the time now ionic when c-ommon sense should bo asserted by those of the rank and file who are tired of idleness and cutthroat judgment-note relief doled out in driblets, and a stand taken which will nt oiko relieve themselves and the long-suffering and much ubused com munity? We think so. It is not now a ques tion of loyalty to the union. It is a .uiestion of loyalty to self and to those iependent. The union made its fluht and lost. "Why should it keep on in Teasing that loss? In spite of the loud sounding rhetoric of the executive board there is not a thoughtful man In fjeranton who honestly believes that the union has any longer the ghost of a chance to regain the ground that It has lost. That being true, why not take the horse sense view and put an end to the agony? There Is some choking and hard swal lowing in the Schley press over the president's decision; but in the main the verdict is accepted and the whole affair gladly dismissed. The Lackawanna's Pension Plan. IRECTLY in line with wiiat was said yesterday about the equity of providing retire ment pensions for faithful labor comes the annouiuement, ex plained In detail In another place, of the installation of a pension system by the UiLKuwunna Railroad company. By this step President TruesUale ex hibits another evidence of the far sightedness of hlu management. Xo fact Is plainer to the attentive student of economic tendencies than that this question of knitting employer and employe more clnrely together by substantial ties of self-Inteiest must receive the earnest thought of adminis trators of large commercial and Indus trial trusts If they would escape from continuous friction, annoyance and ex pense. It Is not enough that the man agers of our lurgo corpuratinus should adjust satisfactorily" the relations of the Investing Interests over ivhlch they preside? business necessity requires that they should give equal heed to the equities of the labor1 whose activities come under their supervision. At pres ent much of this labor Is groping Mindly for betterment of its conditions And fulling an easy" prey to designing men who misdirect Its energies, to Its own and to the community's loss. Tho Intelligence which is bringing Into be ing tho admlrablo organizations of capital that today proiulso to put the 'fbimnerre of the world under American subjection is also capable, If t tries, of. bringing' ubout equally satisfactory "relations with the thousands ivho toll Ih Its employ,' The first requisite to substantial progress In this direction Is .the development of a feeling among ,Ui(eo werkJngincii' that the "managing er.i! litis an honest and earnest concern in its well-being. "Wo can think of no approach along this lino more likely to succeed than that embodied In the pension plan above referred to. It Is not a charity, It la not, in n.y objectionable profes sional sense, a benevolence. It Is a simple proposition: of business equity and fair play. It assures to faithful ro-oneiujt(u in, jUie railKs" u filiu're In the mollis so urrunued as to uu uvuil v ,fiHi. 1. . j With Record to the Viaduct. " D "IIK lectirrenco of the viaduct H proposition suggests that this JL time It be handled prudently. As to the need of siieh a structure tlieie ennnot bo two opinions. Its construction, is a necessity. The thirty odd thousand people whose lives arc. endangered by the eontlnunnco of the present conditions of travel . on West Lackawanna avenue have an un challengeable right to demdnd'that tho city shall do away with this menace and accord to them the same security which prevails elsewhere. Rut there Is a right way and a wrong way to go about even the most desir able of public Improvements, and It bus happened heretofore that the promoters of the viaduct have favored the wrong In ""pieferenco to the right way. If any Individual, firm or corporation were contemplating the Investment of two huhdred or more thousand dollars in an enterprise, the first step would be to ascertain as accurately as possible Just what It would cost. No manager of a private business expending his own or his employer's money would be con tent to enter into any contract until tho details had been carefullv worked out. Not only would the first cost bo figured carefully, but all the later con tingencies would bo taken into account so far as possible to foresee them. In short, when the word was given to go ahead little or nothing would be left to chance. "With regard to the viaduct, however, the custom has been to move first and figure afterward. In not a single In stance in which this proposition lias been before councils and people for con sideration has there been an aoDroxi- mately accurate attempt to estimate tho city's liability for damages. Not a citizen today knows or Is prepared in telligently to guess whether this liabil ity would exceed or fall within half a million dollars. No two guesses agree. No two plans agree. There is a nat ural and proper demand for a viaduct, but hardly a bit of matured detail. Had practical sense instead or hurrah poll tics governed in this matter we do not doubt that Iheio would have been a viaduct and a good one in use long ago. "What Is past cannot be recalled: but it is within our power to use better judgment in the future and this should be Insisted upon. The start made by Councilman Roba thiin Tluusday nlgjit In presenting a resolution directing the city engineer to prep.ue plans for a viaduct on tho southeily side of the avenue is an in telligent one. Plans for a stiucture eoveiing the entire street arc already in existence. Plans for a private right of way ran be had at any time. With these various plans to choose from It will be possible for councils to consider this matter deliberately and so to act that nothing afterward will arise to cause regret. The magnitude of the undertaking calls for prudence and de liberate judgment, not impulsive leap ing In the dark. Senator Patterson, who calls Judge "nt a liar, is a wild eyed Denver Pop. That Is enough said. Where Does the Public Come In? UK decision of tho depart ment of justice at Washing ton, at the direction of Pres ident Roosevelt, to ask for a judicial opinion as to the legality of the recent merging of the Northern Pacific and Great Northern railway systems by the exchnngo of their resp?et!ve se curities for the securities of a new cor poration organized for the puipose and known as the Northern Securities com pany, renders timely a review of the known r.icts of that transaction. They are set forth with admirable clearness by Piofessor Rdward 1). Jones of the university of Michigan in the Current Rneyelupedla for December. At the outset It Is necessary to know thnt the railway business west of Chi cago Is controlled by three groups of capitalists: the Clould Interests, Includ ing more especially the southwestern roads; the Hurrlman syndicate, Includ ing the Union and Southern Pacific; the Chicago and Alton and some oth ers; and the Hill-Morgan Interests, traversing more especially the north western country. I,asl year the rumor gained currency that the Chicago. Rur llngton and Qulney railroad, which up to that time had been In a measure Independent of tho three groups, in tended to build a line of Its own or gain n connection through to the const. This caused the Uurrlmaiis to bid for Burlington stock, In order to forestall such an Invasion of their territory, Hut the Hill-Morgan people objected to tho Hnrrlmuns Invading the northwest ter ritory and began also to bid for Rur lliigtou. The latter got control of Rur llnglon, but no sooner did this take place than the former set out to check mate them by getting control of North ern Pacific, How, under tho stress of this war for control, Northern Pacific soured up to $1,000 a sharo und how, to avert n punlc, the contending parties hud finally to get together and com promise ino wel remembered fuels of recent Jiiiuuclal history. Out of this cluumstaiice thu North ern Securities compuny was born. Roth sides had loaded up so heavily with these securities bought in at fancy prices thut to unload would mean to wreck the market. In that emergency arbitrators were called In, and ufter carefully weighing the matter they de elded that tho only safe way out of the dilemma was the organization of a new company to take up these securities and administer the properties ivhlch they represented. The charter powers of the new company are, however, most sweeping In character. They resemble the powers of the United Stales Steel corporation and vest the company with authority to take over an unlimited number of railway properties. While no proof of a purpose to exact unfair rates from the puhlle exists, Hie fact that tho principle of the merger makes such exaction possible at any tlmu and robs the community of all hope of Im mediate redress had lead to u loud call from the people of the northwest for legal steps to test the combine's right to exist. The bill In equity which At torney tlcneral Knox Intends to lite within a few days Is drawn so as to bring the matter ralrly before the courts on the allegation that the meig er la In conflict with the Sherman anti trust law. Without doubt the principle underly ing the Northern Securities company that of Industrial co-operation for the avoidance of needless competition and duplication has come to stay and In Its coming, in spite of what alarmists have taught to the contrary, has brought many economic blessings. Rut before It can be applied to the business of Inter state transportation n few points now In dispute must bo cleared up. If there is to be concentration of railway control so that it Ilea within the power of a few men to regulate absolutely the trans portation of nn entire community, state or group of states, then the public must have a court of appeal. This power Is loo Important and too liable to abuso to bo lodged wholly In hands beyond reach of public opinion or public Jus tice. If It Is to be delegated to any man or set of men the basis of such del egation must be, not their own enrich ,mcnt primarily, lcgardless of the larg er welfare of the public, but a prudent safeguarding of the common weal. It becomes the duty of government to see that this is assured. Otherwise we should soon have intolerable monopo lies unrestrained by law. FACTS ABOUT OUR NEWEST ISLANDS -piii: y In tinder the law application to the Pennsylvania free library commission from twelve taxpayers In any town not having library facilities or in any rural district, will secure for six months the use of a library of fifty volumes, cover ing history, travel, fiction, useful arts, etc. Thirty-four of these libraries are now In circulation and thirty additional ones are being made jeady for early use. Undoubtedly this is a work of large possibilities in educational use fulness. It is a wonder philanthropists like Mr. Carnegie do not try to do more for the small towns and Country settle ments. They need help most. Here's gratitude for you. The Pltts buig Times, tho organ of the Fllnn ring, the beneficiary of the latest ripping, lays all the blame for Tuesday's over turn on the governor, "whoe consum ing ambition, Impenetrable hide, dull persistency and fat wit," it claims, made any other verdict Impossible. If that kind of talk measures Fllnn's cali ber then the people of Pittsburg have made no mistake in firing him. Judge Crumpacker, the courageous Indiana congressman who Insists that one vote in Mississippi, for example, shall not have six times the voting strength in congress wielded by one vote in Pennsylvania, has ju-t been unanimously renominated lor the fourth time. And he will be elected. The people of Indiana appreciate his style. We are again reminded of tho her culean task before the modern "fath ers of their country" who expect one day to occupy a niche in the hall of fame on the same floor with the grand patriot whose memory Is honored today. T Former Secretary of State Foster thinks it will be many years before an other visit of foreign diplomats to the president of the United States to inter meddle with American conduct shall be permitted. We should hope .so. Tho latest plan for Cuban reciprocity, a flat reduction of -10 per cent, on all tariff duties, both ways, would un doubtedly prove. In the long run, the best Investment that the United States ever made. From press reports It would appear that China's grand old woman could avoid confusion by an advance sale of seats on tho occasion of her next recep tion to the diplomatic corps of Pekln. Those who say that nothing illl bo done toward equalizing representation In congress forget that nothing Is ever settled in tills country until it Is set tled right. Those who can rend Into tho presi dent's Schley verdict a condemnation of Secretary Long certainly have great gifts of Imagination. It becomes more apparent daily that young Alfonso's crown Is to be made a target for bricks. Special t'orrwpomlcncc ot The Tribune. UimIiIukIom, I'cb. !l. llANISH wj1 liiilleV I. Hie lllle if a tiionngrnpli by the trranity liu milt ttt .ltll.,l.td t.l.l.l. ..Ill ......n.n .. v. f.i .r ...- 1,111V I, ,ll, M.'V. !H ll tt.irl nf llm tnlllif nnittii, It.nn nf Ibe Munlliiy .Sutiiiii.iry el Cinninerta nml I'lncuc. II ittviilhiH the Mnnilit Imhuleil hi the iriijuly i.itlllnl iriMly nf Hie t'nllcil Slule-i .nut llrmmirk. by Mhlih (lie M.uiili nf St. 'I lioiti , HI. .loliti nr.il M. ("mix nre In be Inuisfinnl tu the t'n'lril W.ilr. TIiiimi lhinil, U dimu, ta off Hie t.ivl. nn loilit of I'mlo ltko nml nre In tail k nitre .itrinhm of Hie inmlno clciitlmi of wlileb Culu, .'imi.di.i, ll.illl nml l'orlo llko .ire the uln ilpjl rciri'.icnt.dles; while they nlio form a ion-liccllni- link between the (tauter nml llm t.-sier Alillllcn. hi. Tlmm.H, the' best knon of Iho Rrnup, lbs nn miles ilu,, r,i,t of Hie northeastern e.hriiilly of l'orlo llko; St. .tolin llei 12 miles ftiit of St. Tliotn.ii; while St. (,'rolx lie nluut 80 mllei iioulli of St. John mid 81, ThoinM, nnd GO nilln coulheiit ot the Fouthomtern point of l'orlo Men. Two finnll foluiiih already belong. Iiir lo the L'nlleil h'tnte. Vleoici nnd Cnlebra, whli b wrie obtained Ihrough the cesJon of l'orlo llleo, He directly between Porto Itlco und the newly added sroup. Ilic lihindi nre nn.il! wllli a comparatively mii ill ii ndticlng cnpuilly, thrlr cblel Importance being by reason of their hirbors which llicy cf fcr nnd their value ni.a strategic m well n gen eral commercial standpoint, it. CroW, the larg ct of thorn, li nlmtit 'JO miles long nnd from ore to live mllea wide, with nn urea of nbout SO miuarc miles mid a population of about 20,000. It Is also flic mo'.t pioduetlve ot the island, a cnmlilei.iblo area being devoted to the produc tion of sugar nnd tropical frulK and agrlculluio being the occupation of a I.nge proportion of the population. There are two loivm on the M nml, l'lcdiledcd, with a population ot .'1,700, and ChrWi.imtoil, with a population of (!,. 'I ho lillcr is localid upon the chief harbor of (he Wand, which however, li clinked with mud and of lcw importance than the haihois of ellher of Hie other lidantk w. .Mm, the wuillcH of tl.r Miind-i, hui an ulei of but about 21 square milci, and ii population of only about 1.000. and a com paratively Miiall (iillivahle .nca, IN chief value lieinir In 11 tmQ.IMI(tl, r... l...i... .i. n -- -- ,-w ...... ... iv 1 .., IIIIIHUI llll III.", ft, II,J natiu.it luilior of (.'oral bay being dccrlbcd in one of the best protected natural li.irboH In the Writ Indies, but nt present little used. St. Thonut, which lies nearest to Porto ltko, li by fir the most impoitant In its piesent avallablllly for harbor purposes the harbor of Charlotte Amili.i having hern for more than a century rec ognized :h one of the best. r not the best lat eral hirhor In Ihe entile West Indian gioup, Mil having been dining all that time it lentral poult ai ,i Intlmr for icfugo and point of exchange for nierclunill-p and a coaling station for vessels from nil pirli of the vvoild. With p.K'-.i.'ci through wliu li il is easily icachcd, .1 good depth of water, and euollcut piotccllon fioni the bur lic.iiie to which that legion Is subject, It lin long hecn legauhd a an cxtiemelv vabnblo baibor, and when Penmail. in the only put of the nineteenth cenluiy undo It j ftco pint it became the tlKtillintin. ,mt,,t r.. ,t. ..,. !".... tv. iiii; VUI.IIIIVI vw of the entire West Indian group. As a roiua- quence nearly the entire population of the Island ii chMi'ird mound Ihe jioit of ChaUotti' Am ilia, fully 10,(100 of tho U.fiftt) population living in (his city, and less thm 2,000 being engaged In agiieul t ure. 'Ihe iutioiluctioii of -.learn and electi Icily with in the pat few- yc.as have iciluced giiMllv tl.e impertince of si. 'Ihonias i. a point for the dis tribution of eomiiiene, since now all of (he iMjiiiU in the gioup .no visited bv legulail.v plv ing .-.lr.inMiips, M. rnili! supplied hj th'i, process, lnsti.ul of K.,lsr i mupccllt ! to lel.i' upon the supplies fomu.lv ili.iwn fiom ,st. Thoiii.li as n ihsliibiiting point. The iinpoit.imo of the har lioi, liowevn, as a siippl.v, icpjir, coiling anj naial station has not been leduc'ril, but intli-r iuiie.is.i; and win, jaopei development it will, it is believed, prove of gioat value, while Hie piuilmtiv.- po-'iliihtic-, of Ine islands, t-peciilly St, Ciois, In Hie diss of nitiele.s s laigclv im ported b.v the I'nil,. I St ilea, Hopical pioductluiis, will not be inioiisiilerable. 'I he popiilitlon is ihHly ciihurd, ilesccnd.ri(.s of femur hlivps who who llhnalcd in lss, laigli-h bcilnr the c bief I.tn. n i.vn ...,1.... pcolalb in the h-lainl r SI. Thomas, which his been fur in.in.i vear.s a ic.,oit foi vessel, noni lai'Ii,h-pr,iking iiuintiics. flic unpen, into sr. mm,,s ,,,,,, .,,, amounted to ?3.1,000 and lliose of St, Croix about i I (l,lX. They tonvlst chlelly of food-stun" ami tnnmifiictiirci. The. ctporti of 81, Tliomis In lOOO amounted to nbout (2.1,000 and (hove of St, Ciulx $27I,000. The exports of St. Tliomii Vveie ot a inhcelUncoui diameter, Imgcty manufac tures destined for neighboring island while IhnsJ from St, Croix wcte chiefly sugar and oilier tropical pioduils for the v'nltcd Statci mnrhcl. Ot the W.l.noo worth ot Imports Into St. 'I lioni.ii in IHW, ito.l,2Mj were from the foiled Stillest frli8.no-.! from (licit HtlUlnt ,( 1 1 wire fimn oilier Weit lndlesj $.1:t,o.s from tlciminyi $2V!72 from llclglumt ?20,7I2 fiom llrltUh Nuith America, and ?II,I0J from llcuiuaik. Of the imHitts, lite most lnirtiuit were Hour, Ml, 770S cotton goods, ?00,:iHt hardware, $ll,lll mm, Jl'1,872: cigars, $13,007; butter and mar garine, s)10,f!)7i chreie, $7,201 j lard, IJ'i'.'jI, and other provisions, 21.'-S. ANOTHER VIEW. l.'dllor of The Tilbune Mr: "tfnder Ihe Monroe Doctrine, we could not allow any I'.uropenn power to acqulip the Dan ish West India Islands, therefore, we could not In fairness, ourselves refuse lo buy thcni, when they were for sale." After these words in Hie senate, from .Senator Paeon, of Georgia (I)i'Ui.), there was not n single objector, and the treaty of purchase at $.",000,1100 was unanimously ratified. We gel a clear warranty deed of the property, the Islands of St. Thomas, St. Croix and St, .lohn. They rover mi area ot 127 square miles, with a population of 80,000 Denmark lias held them, mi profitably, since '1071, but In our hands, with our energy and up to date methods, our nearness, both in our mainland, and in l'otto Jtico, the Hand revenues will soon tell "another storj," as Kipling sajs. Charlotte Ainelle Is the largest pi ice on the island of St. Thomas. At present, only 1.", per crnl. of the population is white, hut the color line ii not drawn, in business or churches. The blackmeii and women are of n superior idass. Intrimarriige is not unusual. Whites and blicks sliaic rights and privileges equally. Kducation is lompulsoiy for children nf both colors, between the ages of seven and thirteen. ' Kverjbody speaks Knglisb, and It Is used in the schools und courts of justice, though the .of ficial language is Dutch. Chat lotto Ainelic has a fine harbor, large coal wharves and a dry clocli. As Senator Ciilloin said In the senate, "the strategic value of Hut harbor is of great proportions, as It command the-military situation In Cuba, as far as is necissary, and if we build our canal nciass the Isthmus ot I'anaun, this hmbor will gu.iid its approach." St. Thomas Is not of ngriciiltiir.il Importance. Its 12,000 people are miinly fed from the Inited States. 1'icderiksted and Chiislhinstcil ale Hi" ihiof towns of the island of St. CroK. '1 be stores and shops aie cf one stoiy, like thosa on the island cf St. Thonns. They have Kpiseopal, Mo l,n Ian, Catholic, Dutch Reformed and Meth odic chinches and a s.viugoguc the nicmbeishlp i.s about cqi.al of whites and Micks. A full blooded nesio is one of the Dutch Reformed deacons. The Danish army has been maintained at about 2Vl men, s;nt out to stay six years. St. Croix island has thirty -two sugar estates, and all the produce goes to New Vol I:. St. John island lias a population of 700, nearly all blacks. 'Ihero Is much gia.ing laud on this Hand. The thief judge of the islnid is also chief of police (foice of two), paymaster, truant school piluiipal, wharf master und custom house oftlicr. (P.iohbah). 'Ihe i-linii'ti' is ptiicly tropical, the leniperiture in summer lauding from SO to 111 ileal res. In 11)01, our sales In the island', im reased ;.17, 2.SS. We 'hipped 1.1,271 bands cf fiom nt a value of $IV-JI while all other countries sold onl) 12 hands nf the value of S.1V1. Coaling stcameis is the piineipil indiistre of the islands. About thirty steamers coal tliete eich nlontli. Last .voir they tool; on P0.S13 tons uf lonl, of which S0.271 tons came from the Tinted States. Home life is pniel, and a liisli estimate n bdd of the foully iclalloii. With the nc.iihy piowrous I'i rio Uico us r.n .isoeiite, guide and cneigi-or, t lien ale great possibilities- foi good in Ihe "Territory of the An lilies." W liter .1. Ballard. Sibfiii'dady, X. v., I'cb. 20. OUTLINE STUDIES I OF HUMAN NATURE TOLD BY THE STABS. Daily Horoscope Drawn by Ajacohus, The Tribune Astrologer. &$ Ajtiolabc Cu.4: 2.31 a, in., for Saturday, Kb luary 22. JtHiJ, A ebild born on tins da) should have proper admiutlon for Hie father of Ids lountiy. Tho misery of a dyspeptic nun is as nothing compaied with that of his fiiends, Hope iiu illy spiiugs clrin.il hi tho bu-a-a if Iho man vvliosa genius Is only rciognlr.oil by the fliugu on Hie bottom of his pants. 'ihe more Iguoiaut a nun is rrgaidlng the tub. ject, Hie more tenie la usually Ids criticism. One of the dements of uices in nun is the ability tu Keep honey eu his tongue when Hiero'a gall hi Ills hrait. home people are continually wonying In ex pti'tatloii that the uucputopwll happen. At the Opera, lies S.i you think the giiitljuun must ho her husband t hhe-rndoubtnlly. lie has nut tuiAe-n tu her during the culling, COMPLAINTS CONTINUE. From the Carbondale leader. There Is still tome giowllng in many quarter about the manv mistaken timb. In il... uriniin.. of the ballots for this city, and the ilreum stances are pointed to as another strong pircc of cvldciiei! of (he iic.il of a county loinnils.ioncr Irom Ihe "upper end," who knows the roldiuU unci Hie ilftliu of thy district. He Know It All the Time. A guitlimin f.om o if Hi-1 lcuby .laies v.'ho was in Memphis l.i,t weak, told a goo 1 story, which will illustiatc the tav manner in whi.-n gossip n,oy be stalled. He said that -rvvr.il yeais ago there was a iniiiistu oi the gupel hi his iicleslibriliocil who was noted foi his piety. About two ycais ago there iam a change, and the iniiiistu, whom we will call Itev. Mr. .fores, was tiJiicfuiccl to n dluYicnt part of the state. O-ily the d.'y before lie auiicd in Muuphls theie had been another chain;!', apd Mr. Jon-j was given the ili.ipliinc.v of Ihe slate penlteiiliaiy. 'lli.il day, the .Memphis vMior relate.,, ho happincil tu run acioss one of the ministers old paiishnncis, and, think. ng he would be intere.t ed ill the latti'i's good foitune, sulci: "Say, Smith, elld you heir Hint Hv. .Ml, .loui'i had been sent to the penltentimy V" "(food foi him," responded Ninth, laicnlcaUy; "I u I ways thought he would get thoie some day. lie was nlwny i suih nn nll-ilied ra-cal when he was mound heic, I knew he would wind up he- liliul the liai.s," Whin his astounili'd iiifoiinaiit lenieinbcii'il lhat Sinllh had been known as one of Hi. .lone.'.s gieatest luncbiiuii, he imilil baldly gel up Ilia iciiu.iae to tell him of lim utor, Memphis tclui tar. How Traceville's Bival Got Hta Be vejigc. Itcilirit .1, Tiac-ewell, cauiplioller of the trcas m.v, beat a nun for ciii'.'Urs some time nun. 'Ihe man vent to bmisville and became editor of a newspaper. When Trneewell was appointed the .man got his revenge. He wioto n long editorial In which he spoke in terms of the highest praise of Tueewell, telling what a lino man ho was and how- woithily the honor had Um bestowed. Then he wound up: "We know- our fellovv-citlrem In this and adjoining states, where Mr. Tiacewell ii so well lnonn. will he ghd too. Mr. Tiacewell I.s .i man who never foi gets old fi lends. Ho lias i.o less than twenty-live fine, high sali'i led places at his disposal, anil will undoubleilly distribute them among ills filinds and nclghbois. Wo under, stand Hut Mr. Traccvu-ll is naturally modest ill this legaid. lie doi'.s not want tn otfer any of thu plates to his old fiiends, he has so many; but he Is now In a position to leceivc epplliatlons which he will welcome, and whLh will secum highaluss government jobs," The fait is lhat Traecivoll lias no patronage, not even one deiksldp. Kvei.vbody icaihed b.v Hie paper took the iditmlal uitl.'le for gospel, and Tiacewell has hail moie double than pos. sibly could lomo to him in any other way. Wa-ihlnglon ioriepuiideiue, New oik World, No Book Learning Needed, During a school tea the other day a kindly old eloitor wjs ri'gaieling one of Ihe young guests wllli evident alarm, t'lidl.maycd by tho doctor's glanics, the young siliolar lapldly deinoll.heel plate aftrr plalu of bieaei und butter am) cake. At last the eloitor could blind It uu longer, (lulng up to the young lascal, he said: "My boy, have you ever nail any book which would tell you what tu cat, what to drink and what tu mold!" "I.oi' bless yir. fir," rcpllul (lie young gentle man, "I don't wunt no book, Why, I cute, all 1 can, I drinks all l can and I avoids burstln'." Indianapolis Sentinel. , Small Wonder Ho Tottered. A couple; of men bought tlikets ot one of (he ilty ticket agents yesterday for Dawson City. After the giatitled rulhoad nun bad gathered up the money, IJ2I0 In all, one of the ineu said that another fellow would lie In later for u ticket to the same point. The 'two men had scarcely left the room when another man walked up to tho counter and u.kcil for "a ticket to Dawson." With Hie uvturunitf of the late puicluseis of liikuts to IUwdoii City in Ids mind, thu ajcnt Iwiuvil another ticket to the tame fji-uu place, folded it up and put it fn uu enielupe. As he laid the ticket down the stiangcr demanded: "How imi'.IiV" "One hundred and twenty clollais plci.se." "What's thitr" fairly shiidceil the strau-er, lis he tottered baikwaul nnd came near falling tliiougli the plate gl.-ra window. Then it de veloped that the man wanted a ticket to Dawson, Jllnu. si dollars and some cents. Dululu News Tiibane. Why Laurier Couldn't Deny It. .Sir Wilfild l.iurler, the Canidiin pivmler, was mi a .'peTcbinaklng toui of Ontario during 'he U'n-iit bye-elections in Hut piovlnce anil the piovince of (jiiclirc. 'Ihe elections were bitterly contested, and elfoits were made both by the l.lbiiuls anil ("oiisi'iiatives to stir up race and ldigloiii piejwiice. A Quebec Liberal, whose ac iiualntance with Sir Wilfrid was only polltl'il, tint this telegiam to his leadei : "He port In circulation in this county tint your chihlien have not been baptized. Tcl"graph deuiil." To whiih dlsp.ileh the premier sent this reply: Sony to say upoit h concct. 1 have no children." The Bishop's Trout. lllshop roller wis ictiiinlng to loan one Hun ilay night liriiilly Hied with nuny elulies ijcm In the nnithirn iji r of Ins dioiesc, when a friuiil, who had just boarded Hie ti.iln, handed him a flu.' biskct of trout, the ii-.-ult of a elm's spent with the remark lhat he thought the bishop bad wiakt'd the harder of the two and de ten cil the cat eh. tin Holiday inoinlng the bishop was met by his hoiisi-Ucpcr, wliu imputed at once, "Oh, bishop, how will you have those Hunt served which you caught ycste-idayf" New York Times Magazine. 'IT'S MORGAN'S,1 I came to a mill by the river side', A half-mile long nnd nearly as wide, With a forest of stacks and mi arm) of men Tolling at furnace and shovel and pen. "What a magnificent plant I" I cried. And a man with smudge on his face lepllcd, "it's Morgan's." I entered u train and rode all il-;-On a regal coach nnd a light of jy Which reached its arms all over the land In a system too large to understand, "A splendid pioperty this!" I crleel, And a nun with a plate on his hat leplied, "It's Morgan's." I sailed on a great ihlp, trim and true, l'loui pennant tn keel and cabin tu irc.v, And Hie ship was one of a monster tied J A firl-ila navy could si a no lompete, "What a beautiful craft sho is!" 1 cried, And a man with akimbo legs leplied, "It's Morgan's." I dwelt In a nation filled with pride, Her peoplo vveie many, her laiuU wcic wide; Her iccoid in war in science ami crt I'rovcil gieJtnr., of muscle .md mind and heart, "What a giand old country it is!" I cried, And u man with his chest in the air replied, "It's MoiganV I wrnt lo heaven. The Jasper walls Tuwried high ami wide, und the golden lull i Shone bright beyond, Hut u strange l.evv .imk Was over the gstc vU., "Private I'ark," And u saint with livery on leplied, "It's Morgan's." I wrnt to Hie only place left. "I'll tile A chance upon the lirlmstoii" lake, Or perhaps I may be allowed to sit On the gliddle floor of the bottomless pit." Hut J leering lout with horns on Ids face Cried out, as lie forked me olf Hie place, "It's Morgan's." s,non. j Always Busy Gum Boots that arc good for Men and very gdod for Wornau, 3i'ze 4 to' 8, at $ 1.25, Wo do not call them Men's wa nro Honest. JCook to it put our Siloes on thy feet, they are batter thau Putting Money in thy purse, they cure thy ills and save Doctor Bills. Lewis &Reilly 114-116 Wyoming Ave. Office Desks and Office Furnifur HbMH' New and Complete Assortment Being the 1ABGEST FUItHITURE DEALERS IN SCRANTOK Wo carry the greatest assortment of up-to-date Office Furniture. You are invited to examine our new line before purchasing. a xK n LuNlfm ijiyuyiii 121 Washington Avenue. WM ll waists nl lie is. 1 i'fl 10 bid Hi Tliey nro more lieiinttful nml drcsi ler tlinn nny Hliovvn heretofore; Krcnter range of styles nntl ninny entirely new doHlgnH. Probably tbn most prominent mill most nppropii ato of the tailor made effect Is the Gibson Waist Made of fine finality Merccrlzr-d Madras; cnincit In white; and tlifl populur similes of the kcuhoii. White Silk Waists TIicfp nre very handsome; lii.'rJf of Bootl eiimllty Taffeta Silk, elus tor of tucks and hemstitched o, front and back, and laco trimmed1, nh-o AVlilte China Silk Waists, with chiffon trimming'. White Lawn Waists Are strikingly dressy In design; iitndo of line imported lawn with nllovor embroidery, tucked front and back, latest Negligee tucked col in rs. Others with fancy trimmed V sluippd front In lace nnd embrold eiy; nlfo line with low necks an'' f-bort sleeves. , Fancy Colored Waists Arc of the most popular maUe; tucked fiont and back; come in plain colors and stripes. Some ot materials . .Mercerized Oxfords, Silk (jingiinms Fremli liimitics, Mercerized Madras, 510-612 Lackawanna Avenue. NOWHERE ELSE ON EARTH Can the Seeker After HEAL1H AND HAPPINESS Tind Such Rich Reward. CALIFORNIA ISA WINTER PARADISE. Best Reached Via "SUNSET LIMITED." (I'Af.ATi.u. hot::i, ox whi:ki.s.) Leave New York Tuesdays, Thurs days, Saturdays. SOUTHERN PA3IFIGG0, R. I. Smith, agent, 100 S. 3d St., Philadelphia, Pa. tOWAFARMSf4JcERREit;I AHUt iCtOT ILFAIUiV,ittfACrs;i OcSH BALAh . ,J J J, eg, 2 r $ $! Jt J ! tj 4 .j, ajfiitJlilLi J.JtlCU ON J, a ALL STERLING SIL- 1 VER ARTICLES OP 4 Toiif War?, Manictir? Pieces and Desk Hir Disbings I j, j A & ! 4 ! i J i 4 J ! $ 'i ! ! Tlicio uoqeN aip nil rooiI cdvy u eight, such as c always curry in stoclf. Mercereau & Connell, 132 "Wyoming: Avenue. WeyTmwcgtesaBJiaggiwBg; r355332 I The Markets US AiS - J Our Curtain and Drapery Department !HJffiriiT7W,a'''ytMTi .i B fl the WorlcSoe. Have been drawn upon to complete the assortment. Every day sees rare and beautiful Lace and Drapery Fabrics placed upon the shelves. Variety will be the spice of life in this department. From the reasonable priced goods to the richest imported lines, it will be our aim to show the customer a stock which will be superior, not only in quality, but also in variety. Just a word about the lo cation of this department. Take the elevator to the sec ond floor, then turn to the left. Here you will find the best arranged and most beau tifully furnished Curtain and Drapery Department in the city. It will afford us great pleas ure if you will call and look around. IB Williams & M'AnuIty 129 Wyoming Ave, w