. o - HIE SCRANTON TRIBUN,B-TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1902, ,.. line ruuiuunng vigroiv, v " " . , r I.IVY B. ItlCItAnD, Mllrtr. O, F. ttVXHEK, limine Manager. New York efflm 1W SKfo.,,,, BoU Agent for Foreign A2!L?!i!ll!l,?L.. J:nlt(d nl ttie I'ostonicf nl fklanlon, l'.t " Fccond Clu-a Mall Matter. When epneo will permit, The Tribuno is always glad to print short lettors front its friends heav ing; on curront topics, but its rule s that these must be signed, for P; iication, by the writer's real name, and the condition precedent tfl (ac ceptance is that nil contributions shall bo subject to editorial A-evUiQ"- Tim ixatmiathjoii adviiiitisiso. " 'I hcTollowIiid t.iuie ulioiiTtlic iirke tier"ln'li each liucition, spiro to bo med lutliln one jcir. I Itunnf Sldlwron I H UliPLAV, IMpcr Kenllng l'oltlon I.m tlmn Sit) Inches .21 .'JM 600 inches 20 .'22 .21 3000 1(1 .!" .1'' 5000 " , Iftj .1" .1" WOO ' . 15 .1(15 -13 For cud of thank, ieolutiouH of eomlolcnee, ml similar contribution In the naluie of ml oitMnsr Hie Tilbtiiic nukes n ihargo of fi renM line. Tlatcj for Cla-lfleit AdicrlHiiiR fuiiililiod m Kpplleiitlon. SCRAtfTOX, KEBUUAUY IS, 1002. REPUBLICAN CITY TICKET. Contioller-l'.VAN Tt. MOItlllS. Election February 15. The fact that the fiinutluH lire nut ?utlsiled with thu Tov uilmlnlstnition In Now York is ii piotty good sign Hint It Is moving along wisely. Gns Leakage and Fires. WHAT I,OOKS like a prom ising lend to at least one of the fruitful causes of the large recent in crease In Hie losses has been opened by the authtfr of a paper in Insurance Engineering for January. This writer, Dr. James C. Buylos, who is not an Insurance man, but a mechanical engi neer, claims that leakage of gas from city mains is the cause of thousands of fires which are usually called myster ious, and he gives enough personal testimony to prove that there must be a good deal In his theory. Dr. Bayles shows, at the outhot, that there Is much more gas leakage under the best conditions of piping than the average man realizes. Having studied gas distribution in every part of the TTnited States and Europe, ho gives It as his belief that In good gas practice n leakage of 223,000 cubic feet per mile per annum for mains of six inches dia meter is normal. Often, tie says, it is twice that amount; rarely much less. Not all of this leaking gas can be de tected by Us smell. "When It has fil tered through a layer of earth, It cpases to have an odor, hut loses none of its explosive, or calorific force. In his opinion from twelve to twenty per tent, of all the gas distributed in New York city Is lost through leakage; and of tills enormous amount in the aggie gate much collects in cellars, crevices in walls, under floors and in other places, where it lurks until the time comes for u flame to appear, when, puff! the place goes up In smoke. "That the appalling "Windsor Hotel fire was a typical gas fire was known to every gas man In New York," says Dr. Bayles, "but the tortures of the Inquisition Avould piobably not induce one of them to admit it. On this sub ject 1 speak with the confidence of per gonal knowledge. Scarcely mote than two months before the lire I had occa sion to make an especially critical sur vey of the house, which took me Into every room, p.assago-way, closet and pantry, and occupied my own time and that of a number of assistants for sev eral days. It was a strictly profes sional service; Us object is of no inter est to the reader. .Suffice It to say that I examined every part of thu building, from the sub-cellar to the roof. During this examination, I be came aware that the house was full of gas, and had reason to believe that the walls and floor spaces wore full of It. I mentioned the fact to the pro prietor, although It was only Inciden tally a concern of mine, and perhaps not even that, Mr, I.eland admitted that he know it and was rendered anx ious by It, The trouble had begun during or shortly after the laying of the large water main In Fifth avenue, which had necessarily disturbed the gas mains, more or less, and had been increased by the Madison avenue washout, duo to tho bursting of u water main. He said he would glvo the subject attention. T may say truthfully that I did not ut the tlmo appreciate the hignincunce of my dis covery, or I might have made better use of my knowledge. The phenomena of the flro which destroyed tho house would be Inexplicable on any other hy pothesis thou ithut the building was saturated wlt'lltilliinimablo gas. Any one who wlll,;read tho account of that v historic fire, as published during the Mays succeeding it in tho files of any rane unrt unsensatloiuu newspaper, will have no aUHculty In discovering that something more Inflammable than dry woodwork, furniture and carpets burned first and converted tho build ing Into a'furnaeo with frightful rapid ity. It was gas," Dr. Bayles has collected the lecords of more than a hundred fires In New York city in which there wore mys terious circumstances, and ho finds what tHJilsoilnd nro Indisputable ovl aencesTdftho presence of gas In Jiu hammnbTcTfiuunUUeH, proving to his satisfaction that careless or Imperfect Installation of gas mains, frequent In terference with mains whon laid, or in difference to signs of gas leakage In any place or from any cause, have much mora than tuts boon generally juppoB To do with the statistics' of Ire losyes, as well as with many of .)us diseases prevalent In cities which iffect disastrously the mortality calcu lations pf life Insurance actuaries. His paper, . therefore, is both thnely and rateable. We trust that tho line of In vestigation which it marks out will bo pursued. i Twelve years ago W, W. Bowers was member of congress from California, and Theodore Hoasovcit.wns civil ser vice Commissioner, They got Into a difference. Bowers called ltoosevelt a fakir. Tho other day, Bowers was re commended to the president for reap pointment as collector of the port of Han Diego. An opponent reminded Air. llonsovelt of what Bowers had said. Ills reply was characteristic: "I shall reappoint Mr. Bowers. He Is a good ofllclal. Ills personal opinion of me twelve years ago has nothing to do with the case," Largo men are not In fluenced by small spites. Theie must be u cable to the Philip pines. That much is clear. It must also bo primarily a government cable! In other words, one over which govern ment business will, In an emergency, have m credence over ordinary com mercial business. It must be n cable thiil no enemy can over acuulro. It ought to bo one that no financial cllo.ua could nmnlpulate. To fulfill these re quirements will tuko nn out nnd out government cable. And why not? A Danger Signal. OltEAT deal of balderdash has . been Introduced Into this city Jl. Ju campaign for the purpose of getting llopubllcnns to hell) pull Democratic chestnuts out of the fire. That worked last fall and gave tho Democrats contiol of the county bench. T'uable to originate n new dodge, our friends, the enemy, have tiled to play the same trick over ngaln. They are counting upon Republican apathy to glvo tlvem what they want. They are relying upon the belief that the Republican party in this city and county has concluded to go out of busi ness and to let them have the ofllces by default. The l etui ns last fall gave them some encouragement. Their victory then cer tainly was a gift. Republicans gave it to them. They gave it without getting anything in return, not even thanks. Should they be so foolish as to repeal the gilt today they would again get nothing in return, not even thanks. It, therefore, becomes a pertinent question for Republicans to consider whether It is worth their while to go on giving ofllces and encouragement to Demo crats when the latter do not even feel grateful. "What political sense is there in such a policy? Suppose It Is true that some Republicans are disaffected over state affairs. Suppose it is true that the last legislature behaved badly and deserved scoring. Is it conducive to uolltlcdl health to take this out on Evan Morris? Did he have anything to do with passing the "ripper"? Is he responsible for the sins of the late and uulamented legislature? "Would the elec tion of Coslello, a Democrat, hang a red lantern In front of the Republican paily leaders and scare them into an amendment Of their criticized ways? Let us look at today's election in the light of hor.-e sense. The Republican nominee is a good, clean, capable man, thoioughly qualified by long experience in city matters to gl.ve a first-rate ad ministration of thu office of city con troller. He knows every duty of that office and there isn't a man who knows him who can say Unit Evan Morris will not prove absolutely honest. Now, what If his Democratic opponent be likewise a competent man; does that olfei'a suf ficient reason for Republicans to desert their own and to let the Democrat ad vance into office thtough their de fault? Noiibonse! Party success is not built up in that way. Republican prin ciples aie not carried forward to tri umph by throwing away the details of party .supremacy. It is time for the Republicans of Scranlon to awakonjrom the lethargy into which they have permitted them selves to fall. Nothing but harm can come of It. If persisted in it will lead straight into the Jaws of party death. No better time exists for the awaken ing than tills very day. The Democrats have based their whole campaign on tlie belief thut the Republicans of Scranton will not como out to vote to day. If that belief is disproved, they are gouo up and there Isn't time for them to form a new line of battle, Tho Republican, therefore, who has any re gard for his party's future can protect It very effectuully this bright morning by going early to the polls and voting. Then, to clinch matters, let him turn In and pull his neighbors out and see that they vote. Votes are what count. They're here. This city Is Republican. It Is simply a matter of bringing enough Republicans nut. During Prince. Henry's isolation at sea It Is to bo hoped that the Ameri can people will lentil to draw n correct line between hospitality and gush, Roseuery and Home Rule. LORD ROSEBERY'S imequlvn '1 planting of his foot on the proposition of homo rule for Ireland, whatever may be thought of it from the standpoint of American sympathizers with homo rule, has an obviously Importunt bearing on the near future of English politics. It presages u new alignment of the English people. The Conservative party was totteijng to Its fall when Kruger's ultimatum introduced a war Issue, In the excite ment of an appeal to arms, party di vision was forgotten and the Con servative ndiultiistintion was saved. Had the first anticipations of a British walk-oyer been realized In South Af rica, the momentum of a succcessful war might have beei counted upon to continue to tho Conservatives lit power Indefinitely. They were not. British pride received the worst set-back. in generations. Blunder piled on blunder. J Theto have also been scandals, some smelling lo heaven In spite of the fort, patriotically nldcd by many Lib erals, lo postpone) their consideration lo ti more appropriate season. But for tho necessity of sustaining tho govern ment at homo In order that It might not be weakened nbroiwl, tho Coimeivn tive party would ore this have gone down under the accumulating weight of complaints and disappointments grow ing out of this amazing war. As It is, It Ii hanging by tho eyelids. It will hang until the Boer N subdued or un til the spectre of foreign Interference Is laid Is sight of nil men; but the moment that the British voter can get back nt tho ruling agents without lay ing himself open to the charge of a lack bf patriotism, then look out! Theie n,ro but two men In England at this time who measure up to the dimen sions of unchallcngable leadership; who will necessarily occupy the forefront In the coining battles of political re organization. Of those Joe Chamber lain Is thu braver and the nervier; and In the United States he would run away from his finer grained opponent. But England Is by no menus as demo cratic ns she pretends. Her voters bawl loudly their applause of demo cratic sentiments and bow low to the first good-looking lord that comes along. They are democrats In the ab stract but worshippers of caste In the concrete; and no man In their empire Is genuinely better liked by them, whether by milord In the castle or by Tom, Dick or Francis of the heath, than the present reappearing colleague of Gladstone, Archibald Philip Prim rose, Lord Dalmeny and earl of Rose bcry. Heretofore, however, the accipn pllshed earl has lifted no flag for his own. Always credited with the ability to do great things, he has kept people waiting for a sign and a token of per formance. While Gladstone was alive Rosebery necessarily suffered by un fair comparisons. He comes back Into thu hurlyburly with nobody big enough on his own side to dispute his pre-eminence and with the principal llgure on the other side tarred with all the unpopularities of a disappointing and humiliating war; and he very shrewdly unfurls as Ills first rallying signal, not opposition to his country In arms, but no more coquetting with home lule for Irreconcilable Ireland. That Is a popular cry In England. For every vote that it loses it will gain three. It will .present to dissatisfied Conservatives, of whom there are not a few, the opportunity, which they have been seeking, to withdraw from under the load of the South African war without a sense of faltering in im perial loyalty. Rosebery's speech Is England's ans wer to the election of Colonel Lynch. Unless we misjudge, it spells a new epoclt in British politics. The courts have at last vindicated the man with the slippery nickel. At St. Louis not long ago a btreet car conduc tor refused to accept as fare a five cent piece that had been wotn smooth In active service. The passenger declined to substitute other coin, and after heated argument found himself in the station house. He bi ought suit against the street car company and received a verdict of .$2,000. The court in its de cision declared that tliere is no sucIk thing as a nickel at less than full face value even when the face is somewhat indistinct. Tills ruling will be of in terest to those who are suspicious of tho smooth nickel. It must no longer be classed with the dimes and quar tois that have lost weight by the sweating process Invented In New York some years ago. The New Yoik papers almost with out exception have condemned the re cent' walking match nt Mndlsou Square Garden us a "brutal and disgusting contest," and one journal intimates that the legislature should pass laws forbidding such exhibitions. A leal, lellned, four-ounce glove fight to the finish is about the only amusement that the delicate nerves of Jtnnhat tau pleasure seekers can tolerate. "While there has been so much tall; about the North pole expeditions, an antarctic explorer, Charles E. Uorch grevluk, nnd a modest party of scien tists have sailed within eight hundred miles of the Southern needle without making any fuss about it. In these days it is often the activity of the press agent rather than man's achievements that brings fame. In six years the United States has Imnorlcd S'OO.OOO.UUO worth of cold, the cash balance of trade. Had we had a commensurate merchant marine, this would have been nearer $1,200,000,000, Unless advance menu cards have been f mulshed the. elfuslvo Now York cor respondents will be obliged to guess a to Prince Henry's diet during the next five diirs. m GROWING OLD Uli.il U It lo biiW uUl? h it lo loso the tjloiy ot the foim, Tlio Iiutrr ot tliu t,et U ii fnr licuily to fuirgo iicr wwltli?- Yc-i, but not tills alow! ! It tu fed our tllfUKtli Not iur Uloom only, but our livniftli decay t Is it to ktl iMth limb (flow ttilliT, eury function less i'act, llaili licno mom wcjldy ttuius? Y, tliK nnil mofi'i but not, .Mil 'tis not Nlut in youth we ilii-jiucd 'luoubl bi'l Tl not In li.no our llfw Mi'lloui'il inn) softeucil m with biin-et i-ov, A goblin Uaj'd docliitv. "I'll not lo ice tlio uoilil Ai rom a Inly lit, Willi ,it.ioilnlc i',wi, Ami li'-nC 1'iotumJly tthii'd; Aiul imp, uiukfcel I ho lulling ol tlio j j,-t, 'J I io i cui tb.it aid no nioio! It i to tjicnd ong Ujy And not oiku feel tlut we neio ever young; It H lo add imimueil ' , In ilia iut piUon ot tlio lucent, moi)lh To month will! wciry pain. It is to 6iitfa UiN, And feel but lull, and fiebly, what w feel, Peep in our hidden heJit i'cxtcru tlio dull U'mcintjuai.ie, of a luue, Uut no cnWlloH'-ngnc. It i )J4t staso ol all Winn wo aio fiozvu up within, and quite 'Iho phantom ot ouihJhis, Tu hear the world applaud the Ihiii? c)iol. WIiJU.li IjUmfil th? Ihlttjf nun. , " "-Matthew Ainojj. JOIVAS LONQ'S SONS The Big Good Enameled Ware is a necessity in every kitchen. Every slock in this interesting department is now at its best, and with these low prices it will afford you an opportunity that has never been equaled in this city. Blue and White Enameled Steel Ware at Third Less Than Regular Prices. Berlin Kettles with enamel cov ers, 3 quart, woro B0c, now. . .30c Berlin Kettles with onamol cov ers, 0 quart, woro 04c, now. . .03c Preserving Kettles, 8 quart, wore 80c, now 55c Milk Pans, 2 quart, were 20c, now 10c Milk Pans, 4 quart, wero 30c, now .21c Coffeo Pots, 2 quart, wero 60c, now 42c Coffeo Pots, 3 quart, wero 00c, now 40c Coffee Pots, 4 quart, wero 70c, now , . 03c Tea Pots, 3 pint, woro GOc, now. 37c Tea Pots, 4 pint, wero 05c.) now. 42c Tea Pots, 6 pint, were GOc, now. 40c Woodenware Specials Lowell Clothes Wringers .... Bissel Grand Bapids Cyco Bearing Sweepers ?2 50 Bissel Criterion, special 1 20 Curtain Stretchers, nlckle pins 70c Pillow Sham Holders 37c Step Ladders, 6-foot kind .... 50c Chair Seats, nil sizc3, with gilt nails Sc Mop Stick and Mop 15c Fibre Pails, regular size 10c Clothes Pins, 50 for 4c Chopping Bowls.. 5c, 10c and 17c Clothes Hampers, best willow, prices begin at G5c Lightning Washing Machines. 3 75 Three Told Clothes Bars 35c Pasting Boards begin at 10c Cedar Wash Tubs begin at . . . 69c Dish Mops 5c Glass Brushes 10c Gas Lighter and Box Tapers. . 10c Stoves. Stoves. 5toves. "MATCHLESS" Steel Oven Range, for coal or wood. Duplex or flat shaking grate; oven dimensions, 10 xl6xl8 inches, 4-8 inch holes; handsomely nickle- plated S14 GUARANTEE A Low Priced Cook Stove, oven dimen sions, size 10x16x10 inch es; 4-8 inch holes, nicely nickeled; was $12.50. An nual sale prjee 9 Eventful Career of Galusha A. Grow l'lom Iho tv Yoik Sun. Till! 1IOX. O.U.USirA AAUO.N ClltOW, one ot the two l'enn-.yhani.i longrc&iiiicii-at-l.nsc ha-i dcU.iicd his intention of ic tiling horn, consres-i and public life at the end of ids term In 100J. To ino-A men of this gcncullou lie w scaieely cvm .i memory when 'he leappeaied in con(ric- in 1SU1 lifter an auteucc of mole than thirty jeai.-. some thins of the monumental pomp of ane, some Ihiiur of the dignity and solemnity of hUloiy, clings lo him. To the Uiltor of any imagina tion who hCiutInl7C9 ilie piesent bou-e of lep-ie-eni.ttioi lids rmn-o Iranian i the mot in tcictlng member theie. In Ida ears the pavsloif ale debates of the leu jears befoio the war mint still ho i during, and ills mind's eje mut see manj and many a ilguie of tlio-e gieat t-toiiny d.ijs that Is hut a name in the hi-tuiles to mo.it of u. Ill w.H n 1'iee Poll Democratic member of the Tlility-.iteond eongies, which abiiiubloil Dec. 1, 1S51. Daniel Webster was sceictaiy ot ttnte In Millaid rillmoic' cabinet, Thomas Coiwin was i-ciic'lniy of the tie.isuiy, John ,T. Crittenden attorney general. linger 11. Taney was chief Jiutlce ut a siilaiy of i?a,00il a jcar, a thou-jnd lev! than Mr. WibUer and Ids colleagues in tlio cabinet wile getting. Thad Stevens wu a Whig repi omental ho hum Vetinlianla. Theie is no other name besides Mr. (Jiow'd in tlio list of tho twenty-four 1'ennsyh.mia lepreeenlatlves that U now familiar to iinjbody but veteran Penu sjliania politician Of New Yoik's thiity-four James UiooKs and liCiton King are peihips the only ones that hao not been wholly swallowed by Time. Of aiious degieei of dealer ur Mint fame me Oilgcii S. Seymour, of Connecticut; Alexander H. hteplicn-, and ltobut Toomlw, of fteoigla; William II, llisiell and Itichard Y'atcu, of Illinois; Thomas A. IendricU, of Indiana; John C. llifcUenrldgo and Humphrey Maishall, ot Kentucky; I,rael Washburn, jr., of Maine; Itobett itiintoul, jr., Charles Allen and Horace Maim, of M.i.'.ic1iucltn; Albeit O. Diown, of MMtslppI; Thomas I,. Cllugnun, of Jfmtli Cdiollna; Jovlnu It. (Shillings, of Ohio; Andrew Johnson uml I-.hani (!, Hauls, of Tcuupmcoc Cliailes J. 1'aull.ncr, of Virginia, and ,)oo Lane, ot Oiegou. Tlio speaker was a Kentucky Demo iiat, I.iliu lloyd, a name lazed quite fiom mod ern incmoiy. In the senate, which then contained sWly-lwo members, only Ileniy Clay was left of the gieat tiluimiiatu which lepreseiiK to cieijbody the lieioio ago of Ameiican statCKmaiishlp. Among the other senatois wete "Duke" tiwin, of Call foinla; James A. Uijaid, of DeUwaic; Stephen It. Mallory, of I'loiidaj Jesso D. lllight, ot hi diaiu; Stephen A, Douglas and James Shields, of Illinois; I'ieno Soule, of Louisiana; llaniit. b.il Hamlin, Charles Sumner, Lewis tW, John 1'. Hale, William II. Son aid, Hamilton l'Uh, Salmon P. Chase, Ilenjaniln P. Wade, Samuel Houston, John lleil, Hobeit M, T. Hunter, James M. Mason. Andrew 1. Duller, for pouring upon whom nmo of "Hie eoarso expectoration ot Ids tpeeth," to luo n Suinncrlan phraie, Mr. Kumncr was attacked by 1'ieUon B, lliooks four jears later, was ono of the senator from South Caro lina, Ills iiillejuuc urn It, Danmell Illicit, nt a famous Palmetto family, u name that brings Mildly lo Mlml always-seceding soutu caioiina, tlio Utile, niree, tiie-catlng, Charleston Jiereiuy tate, Wlio In tho North lemembeis Willie I'. Mailman and (ifoiue D. Uaihrcr. then the North Caiollui betiatoia? Yet they werii Whlga of distinction mm men nl talent, air. Ilaiigcr lud been societaiy of tho uaiy, ami Mr, Maugum had received South Caiollua's lote for piesident, So ligations is political renown. In tlds consuls of much -ability Mr. (how, only teveu jeans out of Amhent and in hU Uiciity-nlutli ear, bigun his useful publio ia leer, A r'tcu soil Democrat, ho natuially became a Republican soon after tlio formation of the llepublicaii putty, and lie witnessed and took u hand in the great ktmgijle which Mr. Douglas pieclpltalcd by his Kansas-Nebraska bill, wlilih went on lo ltd inevitable cud. Crowded and memorable jears, the paitlclpant In whose eienU Is llko a monument to us who tingle cun in reading of, them, Uut let us not ellr up the Hie that bmouldcis- under ilio.-o tieachcrous atliu. Mr. (Iiow was kpeaker of the 'Ihirty-scieuth roniricss (l&Jl-uM), a body that had 33 difficult woik to do as lus ever fallen to the lot of an American congtes. At it close lie retired to priiatojlfe for thirty jear. A ear earlier Iho Homestead bill, for which ho bad been working for ten ycais, became a law, lu 1SC0 it had been passed, the Southerners' voting against It, but Mr. Iluchanan vetoed It because lie eared that it might introduce among us those "per nicious social theories which liaie proved to dltaitrou In other countries." ( kJOrlOO loan SCRANTQN'S Store's Aim At A Third Less Than Regular Prices. China and A BG-piece handsomely dec orntod Ton Set, regular price S0.50; annual sale price $5 00 A 100-pieco beautifully dec orated Tea Sot, made- by tho woll known Ann of Maddock & Sonbest Eng lish Semi-Porcelain, regu lar price $13,00; annual sale price 9 80 A splendid bargain in Glass TumblerB for this sale; Gray Enameled Steel Ware At a Third Less Rice Boilers, inside boilers, 3 pints, were 69c; now 45c Rice Boilers, inside boilers, 4 pints, wero 70c; now 53c Berlin Sauce Pots, with cov ers,3 quarts, were 39c; now.2!ic Berlin Sauce Pots with cov ers, 4 pints, were G9c; now. 45c Preserving Kettles with cov er, 4 qt, were 35c; annual sale price 23c Straight Kettles with covers, 3 qt., were 39c; now 25c Straight Kettles with covers, 5 qt., were 49c; now 33c Straight Sauce Pans with cov ers, 6 qt., were 55c; now.. 35c Straight Sauce Pans with cov ers 6 qt., were 55c; now. .35c Eoot Tubs, all sizes,were 80c; now 59c 75 89 on Always Busy Gum Boots that are good for Men and very good for Woman, size 4 to S, at $1.25, We do not call them Men's we are Honest. Look to it put our Shoes on. thy feet, they are better than Putting Money in thy purse, they cure thy ills and save Doctor Bills. Lewis&Reilly 114-116 Wyoming Ave. Allis-Chalmers Co Successors to Machine Business ot Dickson Manufacturing Co., Scranton and Wllkes-Barre, Pa. Stationary Engines, Boilers, Mining Machinery, Pumps. Linotype Composition Book or News Done quickly and reasonably at The Tribune office. The reappearance ot a publio man in public life aflcr an abseuco ot thirty eau and mora is In itself mi cMiaordlnary Itippenlng. Such iceUscltatious aie not common. Mi. (iiow is now only 7S j cars of age. Wo wish him a Round and happy old age, and hope tlut hu will not fill to wiite down all tlut lie (.in lemember of that btiiring agu of which he was a part, UPHAM DIDN'T RE-ENLIST. l.vfiou'inor Upliam, of Wisconsin, who was at the cipltol yesteidiy, Is ono of the few men in tho vvoild who have had the pleasure of leading their own obltuailcs, When tho Civil war began, Mr. I'phani, then a meru boy, enllstid ut Itaclne, and bifoie lung was facing the enemy at Hull Hun. As ho did uut nuiv.cr tlio toll till of his regiment niter the battle, lie was motiimd as dead. All the chuuhes ol llailuo milled in a iiicmoilal tcitiic in his honor for lie was tho Hist dead licio of that section and tlio newpapeis pilntcd long ami eulogistic accounts of his biave caiecr. A young lady who was then Mr, Uphani'a ewect. juait, and who is now his wile, gathered these ti Unites together and prescned tlieni In u scrap book tied with black ribbon, I'.H the jotuig soldier was not dead. He had been taulcd from the field ot battle to a Con feduale piUon, Jt was a year later, when, upon Ids ideate, ho ictuined to Washington and touglit one of the Wistontiu scnitois. Ho was astonished whin ho learned thvt he was tup. pos-ed to be dead. It took him some time to i'onliup the senator of ild Identity. Then the two went to see I'loldeut Lincoln. "I want to le-eullst in my regiment," tald I'phani. "My boy, slid Lincoln, "you aie ofiiclally dead, and a man who has fought, bled and died or his country has dona cuougli," Afterward, however, joung Vphant was ap pointed a cadet at West l'oint, and continued to wive his country' In very live fashion. He does not look a II he would bo the te.vt or an obitujry notice lor many yean to come. Wash ington Post. BIG STORE' al Sale of Ho Glassware rogular GOc a dozen kind. Annual sale, price, dozen. A Bpeclal lot of pretty Dec orated Cups and Saucers, importers' samples, choice bargains; regular price, 25c. Annual sale price . . Glass Emit Bowls, regular value 15c. Annual sale price 30c 15c 10c All tho news of this sale can't bo told, but all we print is good nows. Than Regular- Prices Erylng Pans, all sizes, wero 30c; now 19c Colanders, good size and usur ally sold at 33c; annual salo price 21c Coffee Pots, 4 quart, were 00c; now 39c Tea Pots, 4 quarts, were 5i5c; now 39c Tea Pots, 3 pints, were 30c; now 19c Milk Pans, 8 quart, were 33c; now 21c Rinsing Pans, 10 quart, were 49c; now 33c Chambers, were 55c; now... 35c Basting Spoons, size 10 to 14 inchesi were 8c; now 5c Pie Plates, were 8c; now ... 5c Milk Kettles, were 45c; now. 30c Measures, 1 quart size, were 35c; now 23c !a3'$'!xat''li,!''S's'i'aa'$!''$'t SPECIAL PRICE ON ALL STERLING SIL VER ARTICLES OP 4. ToiI?f War?, Manictir? Pieces and Desk Fiir nisfnngs 'Jliese goods ale all good heavy weight, such as we always carry in stock. Mercereau & Connell, 133 Wyoming Avenue. $ h y ! ! J ! ! 'I 1 ! ! ! ! ! gSMi Headquarters for Incandescent Gas Mantles, Portable Lamps. THE NEW DISCOVERY Kern Incandescent Gas Lamp. unsteii Forsyth '253-327 I'ciin Avenue. faei THIRD NATIONAL Bfll OF SCRANTON. Capital, $200,000 Surplus, $550,000 Pays 3 , interest on savings accounts whether large or small. Open Saturday evenings from 7. 30. to S.30. JONAS LONG'S SONS iisefurni shims Kitchen Helps and House hold Wants v Table Spoons, look Ilka silver, each 3c Tea Spoons, look llko sliver, 3 for 5o Tablo Knives nnd Eorks,set of 0.40c Elour Boxe3, 100-pound size, lino Japanned 08c Elour Cans, C0-pound size, fine Japanned 70c Bread Boxes, 5 sizes, begin at. . .30c Marlon Harlnnd Tea or Coffoo Pots, begin at 00c Lace Sholf Paper, all colors, best grade , 4c Honnis' Emit or Potatb Presses. 25c Galvanized Ash Cans, half bushel size 30c Clothes Lines, 50 foot, 8c; 75 feet, 12c; 100 feet lGc Brooms, best corn, well sewed, 00c kind, now 39o Can Openers, each 5c Pot Chains, 5c. and 10c Tack Hammers 8c Carpet Stretchers 10c Window Brushes 20c Scrub Brushes, begin at 3c Match Boxes 5c Comb and Brush Boxes 5c Bread and Butcher Knives 10c Kitchen Paving Knives 5c Dust Brushes, begin at 10c Stovo Brushes, beEin at 10c Carpet Tacks 2c ' Miscellaneous Every Day Wants 2-gallon Oil Can, annual sale price 20c 5-gallon Oil Can, annual salo price 55c 10c Market or Shopping Bag, annual sale price 7c Dinner Buckets, with coffee flask in cover and fitted with tray; annual sale price for small size, 23c; for medium size, 25c; larger size 29c Oval Wash Boilers, flat metal lic bottoms, with covers, size 8, were 90c, now i . 70c Oval Wash Boilers, flat copper bottom, with cover, choice of size 8 or 9; annual sale price. $1 00 3 XXX best quality, copper bottom. Oval Wash Boiler, regular S2.00 kind. Annual sale price 1 69 Dish Pans, retinned, choice of 14 and 17 quart size 35c EDUCATIONAL. Tuition By a recent net of the leglala. ture, free tuition la now granted at the Literary Institute and State Normal School BIoomsbur, Pa. to all those preparing to teach. This school maintains courses of study for teachers, for those preparing for college, and for those studying music. It will piy to write for particulars. Ko other school ofTcrs tucli suoerior ad Tantcgca st euch low rates. Address J. P. Welsh, A. M., Ph. D., Priii. SCBANTON CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS SCRANTON. I'A. T. J. Foster, President. L'lmcr II. Lawill, lveis. n. J, Foster, Stanley P. Allen, Vlco President. Becretiry. ice Desks and urnifiire New and Complete Assortment BeiiiEr the LARGEST FUKNITUUE DEALERS IIST SCRANTON We carry the greatest assortment of up-to-date Office Furniture. You nro invited to examine our new line before purchasing. ' Connell 121 Washington Annuel " .iimiiilllll.il . -UlMWIll & Blfei IffiH 11 & V