.rJ-VH ,vv .,, ,JrV' 4 ,'? .M.i-, VJ;tllM15i. tV " w P&fW ;4M1, iUS' W$$ 1 - V f ' f - 0 w THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE- SALT1 It DAY, DECEMBER W, 19011 13', s,3 THE GIRLS ARE TO SAW WOOD nHAVE you decided yet? . NOVEL METHOD OF PAYINO OFF , CHURCH INDEBTEDNESS. A Mine Mule's Costly Menl Those Who Have Recently Joined the Gieat Majoilty Personal Pick-up. Curious Anecdotes Vfuiotts News Pntngraphs. fpctlil to the Sirrunton nrilniiit. .Siisfiiolmniui, Dpi1. If!. The little ilcbt olio bundled tlcillui s mid the .mmiiik women of tlu i oiiKresittlon have lilt upon u novel -telieine to oiiueel the In debtedness, They will shw wood foi the Held factory to ruin tin1 inono. Theie iiip 100 mi lfs now piled up nnd tin- iiinnuKPri or Hip factory offer lie nunK1 women onn dollar u cord to wiu tile sticks omc in two, A moinl ncnt loslilent offeiM to Rive ten doHnis to Hip Klrl who sows ii lonl of wood thp titiltkest, nnd similar offi-is imve been mode by otlici". (tuning will bepln on Monday net nnd tlio oeuislon will bp made ii Riiln oiip. Tlio HiiwhiK will oonoludo with intislf by the village b.ind nnd u sup per furnished by the men of the eon Krcgntiou. a min'i: urur.s costly ml:al. The Forest City initio iniilo which chewed up nn envelope (otitiilnliiK JJ"i, the other days, own1! the most epen nle appetite on leeoid. The Rout who ileomn lnlentlv colo'ied tliius pest els' possesses u palnte loi the plitni-es-iiue; the ostiieli, who swallow old china. bi lo-ii-ln.ie, pins, tucks, i. ill road spikes and other ni tides of eitu, lias digestive oigans of llmltlets pow er. Btit when It i onies to ubsoibing a tostly meal In which umooKed dish forms the Ingieillont, the Poiest Clt white mine mule llses as far above all rompetltois as Ttneilflc above the sea. .TOIXHD Tlin MAJORITY. Aftei a brief lllnc-s, Mis Fiuleikk Seek'v, nn esleetnod i evident, died at h"r home on Kmliri aenue on Sunday iiioi ultipr She Is suivlved l her hus b ind, hei mothei. .Mis. Mai tin W'ng ner, and n nitmliei of biotheis and sls teis. The funeiiil will take plme fioin flu 1st Kpls( opal chinch on Thuisdaj. The fnnei.il of the lite Mi Agues Uluke, who riled In RIukIiuiiiIoii, took place fiom St. John's Catholic tluiiili In this place on Suturil.iv mot niiig.w It li a requiem high miss Inteimetit was nude in L.iuiol Hill lemeteiv. The fnnei.il of the lateTIrs. John Duulea. si., who died at Plttsbuig. took place and was l.ugolv .it tended from St. John's Catholic iluix.li on Moi dav mninlug. T'tquiem high mass was eclebiated, and Intel ment was made in Lturel Hill ceineteiy. JlT STl'FFIX'. If a niniinal Is eiv deep and vtiv full it must be hinder loi lilm to he balled o"t The in. in who ' knows it all" wouldn't be suth a bid tellow if ho onlj kept it to himself. Law: The acred litigant lode in a i. Ullage to leant and i el lulled home on foot: the oung lauer went on foot and it tinned In n oaiiiage. The young man ran now sleigh his tTest gill, and not be a law bleaker. It Is a. mighty good time to show practical Chiistlanlt.v when the fiot Is in the all. and theie die cold and hungry ones within sight of one's chimne. The soi t of piety that doesn't clothe the naked and feed the hungiy Is a sham, and It doesn't tount;, neither in heaven nor upon e.utli. Tlieio is tonsldeiable (.'luistlnn unity among Susuehnnna pnstois, but theie is room for mote of it without ciowdlng anybody. An exchange savs that "Ice two inches thick will suppoit n man" In Trildsunimei it suppoits the iceman and his entlie family. .A T'nionelale ioet asks: ''Whv aio the spirits tlius ( uiicealed."' Hecause 'the bar is positively closed on Sunday, unless jou know the knock. PintSOXAL PICK-UP. ' fir. C. V.. Taylor, a piominent and popular usident of Finest City, is a Republican candidate for representa tive. The genial doe tor would make n"ery creditable legislator. 'Following is the opinion of our con gressman, Hon. C. Fred "Yiight, of the president's message: "The message is Utiansweifible and unassailable, and constitutes one of the best documents ever sent to congress. It shows a won derful amount of prepaiution nnd bents the unmistakable earm.uks of a schol ar nnd a patriot." Unless all sUns fail, Colonel Clias. C. Pratt, of New Milfoid, will be the next stute. senator fiom this dlsttict. That lie would lepresent the dlsttict ably, goes without the saying. Homer Gieene, es( , the talented Ilonesdnlo author and banister, will again, It is lepoited, make anothei el foit to sceuio the Ito'iubliiun nomina tion for congiess for this dlstilet. No body doubts the ability ot Honesdale's foremost eltl.on, A blight light has for a wiek been l'liicing about at night upon a hill iverlooklng Monti ose. At liist tho II ngeis supposed that they had dlstov e'tcd a new stai, but late lepotts ate to the effect that an oflho is c.iu.vliig if. lantern In its msul and eager seaiih to And the man wholly rxpiinMnDiATHD , Tlio choilster of a Clifford ihuuh lately iiiudo a mistake in the dioUo ot n tune, them being n long slur In M ylilch enme dltoetly upon an iml'oitiin itte woul, which pioduecd a stattliiig effect: "With imeioneo let the saints appeal, And,)o-wow hefoie the l.oid," The cleigynun's llttlt poodle pup, loitdug In the i huii it, happened io intch the note, tiling out his Uehle pipe, united the i hoi islet's old Towsei's lull 'iiiss, nnd In an Instant ihe whole posse of dogs set up sin h a i hot us that Handel's liailstoiui would have dwin dled Jnto inusiaid seed in innipensa. lion. A Susriiii'lianiia county c tliiur speaks of "Uenth's Fatal Wotk." Ali'iim! Hniflly a week passes hut we am te mlnded that wo aio constantly sut lounded by pet lis seen and leeiosene. Andrew C.uneglo udvlses all nunir men who want to got ikh to keep Wear of fcpeeillatlon, It ptojeclor Motgan hml followed this iiehlie he might lime been n woithj medianlo today, voiiiing lor tweio dolliiis n week, Instead of being many times it million- ihe, owning lallioads by the iliucn, iiiiiB .untinel in his own ym it. and neliiB tho taiget for hkiui newspaper put?. C'Kossutii s leniembeied In this by tho hat be wine," sas a Ip.ipcr. A gicut many ladles In ii and biibiiiic'liuiinii hae been k'lcd lu tlieutics by the huts It's Getting Close to Christmas. It Wont Do to Wait Too Long f You know the story concerning the proverbial bird and the worm ? Better make an early selection while stocks are at 4 their best, prices low and crowds comparatively small. When making up your list of CHRISTMAS RRESENTS Select articles that will appeal to your own good judgment. Your friends will also appreciate something useful more than a mere ornament. Let us suggest a few articles which are contained in The Biggest, the Best and the Most Thoroughly Complete Furniture and Carpet House in This Section The stock is new in its entirety. It represents a collection wisely chosen by men whose experience teaches what is best and most modern in Home Furnishings. The store is now at its best. That you may see and appreciate the spirit of this gigantic enterprise, we invite the public to a GRAND HOLIDAY DISPLAY When the five floors of the building will reveal to the admirers of the artistic and beautiful in Furniture, Carpets and so forth, a stock that has no peer in any city in the state a candid statement made without any exaggeration. f0!0l if In the Basement Linoleums and Oil Clollis. On Main Floor Display of line Furniture, Ait Biic-i-J.rac, etc. On Second Floor I'ms-els and hipjain Caipets and Riiijs, L'pliolstery. Cm tains, etc. On Third Floor f'atlor Furniture. Couches Fancy L hairs Monis Chairs, Lillian Tallies. Hall Racks, Scieens. etc. On Fourth Floor Office Desks, (.hails Roll Tops. Win dow Shades, Caipet Wotkiooins and Depatlmeiu for Rc-L"pholsterintj Fui-iiituic. Special Offerings for the Holidays The Following Specials You'll Find Well Worili Coming After $1.75 jj, ROlKFRS One of the unusual hai trains of the da. p3.U!i lot of mote than one hunched Rockeis- of ver tich oak finish. stUishly cut and Ihmh eonstiucted. Xccr sol( m am stoie fen less than !.."l. C7 FOR $10 00 COL'CIIFS The highest hatj-ain eer of fr,5) fered in Scranton. Ilae solid oak fi antes heav spii al spiings, and upholsteied in iincst eltMii mote than HO )attenis Fei couch tuaianteed for live veais, and neei sold atnwheie for less than $10.' , Aft l-'OR ?riOO RL'CS Want something line for the P45.UU home? These aie exquisite patterns in l'.igelou Wil tons, !K1- feet in sie The designs are copies of the oldest Cohe lins, tich in finish and lustie. Thcv have never been old for less than $.10.00. FOR $l'H." RL'CS These aie et nohln patterns in xminster Ruirs of lich patterns and new ck'simis. They ate 'M inches In 00 inches, fringed at ends, nattualK woith ?H.H.". We have also an elegant line of Oiiental Rugs. FOR $1.7.- T.liOlTRFfTh:S An appi opt iatc huli da gift. These come in both solid o.tk and tich niahoc- an, ot oocl sic, sulidlv eonsiiuclecl and sold nowlieie Ie-s than $1 ::,.-. $1.35 $2.00 $1.15 tine & Co. CI' FOR 1HSSFLL OXKI'FT SWKKI'KUS The best made. A vei acceptable gift for the wife. FOR IXDIA STOOLS One of the prettiest and most useful ornaments diiecl to us fiom the impoilcts Van- I Fine Furniture Suitable for Holiday Givi m t book oee J.J.&. Ca Get the case first and the books come easily. Here they are in large assortment, both plain and combina tion writing desk styles, with open and glass fronts, from 2 feet to 8 feet wide. Prices that rise by easy stages from $5 to $50. Sole agents for Rockwell-Wabash Sectional Cases. How It Grows The lawyer, doctor or any other business man who makes use of a large number of books and especially such as must constantly add to their stock will appreciate the ad vantages of the sectional over all other book cases. I Wa iwn J" I I "i NIC 11 mTrrnrmSHlS I China Closets Sideboatds from Sit to $l."i() Dining Tables from SI to Sill Dining Chairs fiom 0.ic. to .Ki.O r.edroom Suits from SIT) to $1.1!) I'ailor Suits from $li0 to $S."i 1 1 all Racks fiom $1.7.". to SI0 Lilirarj Tables fiom $IU to $70 h'ine Couches fiom $0 to Sl.'i Roll Top Desk, $8.50 to $90 Our as.soilnienl in the vaiiotis kinds of finish i. complete. China Closets aie becoming picfetablc to Sideboards in many lcpects. Ilete aie coiner and str.tighl back closets, in both oval and plain flouts, plain wood and niiiror backs, I Jig a iiel of them in prices fiom $L.' to $:17. Baby Jumpers And Rocking Chairs. Just the thing to keep bain quiet. aNo Llaby Walket.s to leani the little tots how to walk. Pictures An immense assoitmeut of mounted pictures embracing inanv famous subjects, :0 cents to SILMIII. ' t Bed side Tables We arc agents for the Sida Cleneial I'tility and l'e(li(U Tables, the most convenient ai langeineut eer invnted for leadeis. Look at them. Scranton Carpet and Furniture Co Registered. 406 Lackawanna Avenue, Scranton, Pa. X $ iHrttTl PL) III I' . I 4 o o 4 tln' wnio, Imt tlic ii'inciiiliruiH ii diet nut niiiiiil niiu'Ii pli-aHiiic On iIh i mi ll II . IJIllttl tlio K'M'lfl' I'.MtAtlltAI'lUI'iTlIH. II lh hoi toil thai tin- liimlifi' ami tin' I'hciiiiuil ilep u liiii'iilH tit' tlM' lain Will Ini it'inou'il lioiii New YoiU i iy lu Silhiiut'liaiiua. IJilo .MeUmilli'iil llimilii'i'i 'I'lieiiiliuo tVntls will, Jim. 1. ii'inoM- limn Hus iilfliiililia tit r.uulsIIU', Kfiitui U, In tuKii a butter iollliu ilium u imtlifin i.illioail, t'oiiRiMwmun Hii '. I'ipiI WiIkIu spent Hntuiilii ami Kunilio at IiIh lioiiio In tills iilaic, The M'teiaii IJiln ii.isniiBt r cnBlnoer. niiiic'.iii Mi'Donulcl, who MiHtulucil an Injuu'd in in lu tlio lloinellsillu aid, luKt week, hub in lh oil at IiIh )iiiiia In thin pliuc. Ills aim It. ntllT, ami IiIh i.illioaillnB mu ho Piiilcil. Mr. AK'Pou aid is line of Hit' lalf'H oldist and most it'llubln eiiBluwis. Hi- nuor has Killed u p.iHsciiKt'i, and until IiikI week lie nuoi HUHliilnrrt an Injui . sojii: ssiai.i, oni;.s. "JlllU UlXlRP," tho M'tl'lllll I.lllli'h- buio hunter unU tiappcr, hua, ttiua (or thlh stasnn, Kllk'il tlililj-.s labblls and foil i lituH K, A, Sa.Ntun la. i' ni.isit'i at pt-iUi-i on tho Jptfi'i.siiii illvl.sliin has inin Kicii i bin y on i In1 lal' ami W'toin InK also, ami will n'luotc hom 'I'liomp. Mill til lllllllllOII', Tin' l..illi'hbiiiii imbllr mIiiiii), ipi'iiiI I) ilosi'd on aiiuiiul ni an I'plili'iulr of (llplltlldllll, Will III' lt'.lll'll'l 111 II fl'W ilas. .SuM'ial .It'liVi.soii ilhlKlon 1'iirilni't'is will tula' Jobs In thn Wi'tit, "Tho Woiulem oi the Wihi" Is tlio tl llo of tlu lu'tiuo io bn ilolUi'itd by Itev. sti'pliou .lay, ot Wonilii(r, In tho MctliodlHl iliiutli on Woiliii'sday t en lut; nest, Din mliei it, Tlii'io aio iliito iiimlldatps In Cil foul towiwhli) tor icrIhioi and it'und iv, liiHitlato township, wouldn't one Hillllte .1. II. Thoili.in, ot I'nloiiiliilo, has Joined the IntiiiuiPi.ihlo iaiaiin of i.uidldates lor lepiihenlalhn at iliu llbluiM. The Kiln abop tale will he eontllliuil an lieit'tolou". Tho annual iciliu'oii of the .SiiHiue hanna AthMli tlub will be held in Ho- K.in npei i hoiisii mi Tuesday cm uliit;, liiuuai.t "S The lale Is piilllni; In 1 1 out (m la .scM'ial Hlualiih iiluni? Hie Ili'ltwaio ill vision, had Ti) u.wr. i'Ai'.sui.i:is . In Kusiiiiiiaiuia ilu'itt llet a mail Whose i lllt't I'lllllili li'lHUi is ileMilloil io thn "aiilt'lll," A li'W illln llt,o he was taken with a .siiddeii, ami an It (III Hid OUt. el si.oiiH llhlins. Olio day Ills pli Mlt lull bad oei.iKlon to iiiliuliiisder Home leniedy ot a dei Id edly unpli'iiiiant llnvoi, and toiii'ipii'iil ly held a kIio-s of walir lu one hand wlillo olfeilug the inedleliie with (he other, The patient Hwalloweil (he dobe with out tlliiehliiKi and (lieu kIiiiuIiik at the tumblei, asked feebl what It ion. tallied Upon bolm; told that It was water, he hhooU liU head and tmiil: "You'll liiuo to kIw: II (o mo lu inp Htile.s, ilotloi, 1 ain't uted to il!'' Wliltucy, WJtt.u It iloon't pj.i (u tlilUc 4 nun vlim 111' i ilnun IIjiiiiuiII Nn, tMiiviull) if juu arc i)ln,' tv itllLi' liim Cvi j Ijju DESERTED WIVES. Apt to Be rnigivhiR Even if Thoy IVInlte n CoiaplnliU to the Coiuts, I H hi I ii I'inl.i'lc !illi I I'll ,. All old sttileiiKMIt I'lliallathlK liolii the i'IiUuko bin tan ol a.ssoilaitd iliai Itlis lasts an inU'imilii), f.liU Unlit iipou tlio iIImiii'o ile,stioll A 1 1 unlink' to this statement, the hiiidfii upon the bin e.iu of V omen who hao been deseileil by iheli husbamls Is mil oi all piopoiiiou to ,t ihill.id soilety in one uaj and another It has been e.stlniated that theie am lu i'IiIiuko d.'Hi) woniin who have hi on thus et( alone in the woild Home ol' the ii'LieantH have tlU.ip. peaied, Ian maii, aie utill liunst is.on III the hoiisoliolil, le.uiii;; their wlxt'H to tain the blind What, then, die Chl i'iiko iiiuilb aie askluif, is to be done Willi these ofleiiilusV The iiuistloit would he simple euoiis'li weie ii pot that the de.set led wife is loath to set In motion the niaeliiiieiy ol the law, or IT she liim done to, Is M'lietnllt un;:lou.i to stop it. A I'lillailelphla law jet when asked about this, was of the llilpiesslou that nitidis weie not nuiili bettei In this ill. 'Vmi ilium," lie said, 'ili'ise an lli'illi- piiiilsliiin ni beimi mhi i an slop a 1 1 hue Win u a husband is lu bo Ultd for lll-tn alllii; Ills wile Ihe lallei must Ktiieiall.v be tin piosi i uioi and it she ;-l s ,is tai as taklllK the oath ili'i spiili Knciall U iis In i al thai point She ltais ihe uiai;istiali s olili and b iiIkIu she Is link at the station liom-e hi'KKlUh' l see llle Ii How I be. lievo that In I'lillaili Iphia lnll 7." pt r mil. ill Ihese anrst'i aie lo-U tllloliall the liotault ol tin wife as tile loin. plilillillK Wit lust; iti sides, lliau, a o man wlio would he only loo nlad lu be ild of a liiishaud hi auj othei wa, will letiise io take a slop that will laud him In Jail," Tlio rlilr.iKo soelet) Is now looking out tor about I1H women who have been deseited. These women aio i leaning-. uiokliiK seulim and si I lib bliiK at n mil $1 to Jft r0 a day, but an ollleer ol the t,oolel espiesses the opln Ion that fulli -10 per tent or tlicm aie shailiiK llielr eaiulugs with theli Komi foi nothing liusb.iiids. m tgnis nunkJ nun UuM never ktrp jii tiling fit in lih if llnipuLki ill mux' ml Wlut, the iw, if atlriupluv Hit' iii"llik'. QUEENS WHO ARE QIFTED. WUlieJiuinn n Clover Acticss nnd Anmlle a SkUltttl Doetoi. Thiio an a uunibi i ol moiiiiii oi tli liijill llolisi iiih In Ihliopi ussihsud of in iiiiiiplishuit uts In wlili Ii tlic, uiiilii i-aiu n koimI iih (r theiii weie llei d Tlio (iiaml Dinliisf Ssi'iKe. of litis slu, ihe tsi.tiiim'n I'liier slsiei, Is an aiiialein aitiess oi ability, and tmwl JudKes who Iuimi sien her iieifoiin i!e i lain that hut lor hei myal hlitli slin iiilKhl hae won lame ami foititiui tin the slane. ijlleeii Willli'lmilta, ot Uol.ilil, H fill, other bum aiiii.ss , i i'iua ag" she hud n llllle theati l built lot her own use ut Hot l.oo 'I'lieiu plajn iuuh priioiined with In, i --I'll ami her d lends 111 the leading loles Queen Alil.llle, of t'oltilal, Is (tin only io.Mil .M D. in tho win Id, Hli" eiitv'iid aiiiLilkal inlli'f.e ami piirsiied the eiiti'O ionise altlilull and pissed the luiuiiPd e.aiuiiiatloii to serine tier deijiee Hlu was at mated hy a deslii to lit abl" to pel sunnily tieat the king, who la lu pool health, r -if m