FIKP 'tf')tt''MwmW ., ..,. ii1' " i o . :- '- .. tv .; ,fift,u4H i" r.: j, , .,, ,- .-x,,' -( - ... - j. IV ' J U'T i 4 THE SCKANTOJN TlUJBUNE-l'lMDA DECEMBER G, 1001'. 'v-'"' ' "' 'v Vv j I'ublUhfrl n.ilty. Ttcfpt Siin.tiy, hy Th; Trltv to I'ubll.dilnit tympany, t Fitly CtntJ MontU. I.IVV S. HICHAM), Kdllof. O. V. ItVMICi:. IIiuIiiom Manager. Se-vv Vork Oillcel 160 NaSMU Bt. , s. s. vnr.r.t.ANn. Sole A(?cnt lor foreign .VlvertUlwr. tntui'i! at (he I'n-lofllce at fcrnnlon, fi.. Second Claw Mill Matter. s :n.ite will permit. Tlio Tribune Is always ftlnl to print (iliorl letters from It frlentH bear Iiir on current toplci, but ll rule 1 tint hc mint be flRtietl. for piiblleatlon. by the w;rlter rral name! nr.il the condition preccilent to ac rptanrc l tli.it nil contributions hall be subject In editorial revision. Till! FLAT HATH KOIt ADVr.ttTISlKO. The tolloHtnjr tabic shows the price per Inch each Insertion, space to be used within one year! . ..D'SPJ'AV. i.ei mm wo inches hid inches,. ,, 100O " ... S0C0 " ..,, fiOflf) ' Ittin of' Hiillne on Paper neadlnnr .M " .275 " .20 .22 .1(1 .173 IM .17 .15 Mi Full' rosltlon " .30 .24 .19 ,185 .18 I or cards ot thanks, resolutions ot condolence and slmllir contributions In the nature of an ertlslns The Tribune makes a charac Ot 5 cents line. Httes for Classified Advertising furnished on application. TEN PAGES. SCIIANTON, RECEMHiCit b. lliOI. Tim only criticism made or llic presi dent's rnoHHiiKi't-'omos from Lord llothn nhlld, tlio London banker, who fears flint If tlio prollts of tlio trusts were to be made public envy nilfrht Ik; excited. Tlnit is very likely. It would consti tute n wholesome check upon trust extortion. An Honorable Failure. TIIK WfiRK of the peacemaker Is often thiinkless; hut It should not he so In (ho case of tho committee of mer chants which has just failed In its at tempt to facilitate it peaceful settle ment of tho street car strike. The gentlemen composing this com mittee undertook the unprolltahln task from a sense of public duty; save their time and thought to it al the expense of their private interests: incurred criticism and abuse when by surrender of their public, spirit they could have escaped both; and finally, after ex hausting every known means toward tho end in view, they arc compelled to admit, that they have been bullied. Success would have been doubly gratifying, lint failure on this basis involves no humiliation. The public owes to these, gentlemen a debt of gratitude. The spirit they have shown is tho spirit which must be cultivated in Scrauton if our city is to develop and prosper. The bills aimed at anarchy will no doubt go through congress with pro verbial "neatness and despatch." Practically no argument can be ad vanced in favor of moderation. An archy and good citizenship never go Sand in hand. The New Trolley Ordinances. FOII MANY YKARS our citi zens have felt the need of a lirst class street railway system niodernly equipped and operated in sympathy with local sentiment and conditions. An oppor tunity to supply this need was afforded through street railway legislation en acted last spring at Harrisburg. It has been grasped in the ordinances now before councils. Those interested in I his enterprise propose to supply a public need with profit to themselves. Tiny are not posing as philanthropists especially nor seeking undue advantage over the street railway corporation now occupy ing some of our streets. They Ursl sought by purchase to clear that, ob stacle out of their way, their offer rep resenting their idea of the actual value of its property and rights. Thin en deavor having come to nothing, they now ask the city for permission to go ahead without further reference to thn Scrantou Itailway company than is made necessary by the exclusive claims which that company can sustain. Their promise, in return for tills permission, is a first class street railway service that will be a credit to tho town. The plans of the companies now be fore councils contemplate new cars, with round wheels, clean insides and good working machinery; well laid tracks; frequent service on regular schedules, and fair regard for other reasonable puhllc requirement). In connection with allied enterprises tliey hold out tho promise of large industrial development of our city and valley almost u revolution, in fact. It Is for councils and public opinion to consider these representations and to decide what disposition shall bo made of tliein. While we are excluding the Chinese our Herman friends seem disposed to indulge In a llttlo American exclusion business. Steps Yet to Be Taken. TUK LABOR movement In tho I'nited States is graduully evolving into conservative and intelligent forms. Prosi dent Oompers' citation yesterday of the fact that tho chief magistrate of our country had taken opportunity to set his seal of approval upon organized labor was not needed to establish a recognition of tlio progress made in this direction; but it was a graceful acknowledgment of n conspicuous tea turo of tho president's masterly mes sage, Though organized labor has advanced mightily in tho pust twenty years towanU'conmiandlng public respect, It hns yet soma forward steps to take, Chief o'f tlieso is that tho honest, con scientious and intelllcent member of tho tra,do union must learn and bo en couraged to nssert himself in the do liberations of his union. Too often ho yields his rightful plaeo 1o men who, while moro fluent in speech anil more fervid in sentiment, lack his coolness of Judgment and practical common sense. Tho result is that mistakes uro made, strikes are ordered precipitately and without lirst counting .their cost, communities uro terrorized and labor's cause is correspondingly injured in tho public estimation. ' Tho history of trlkes shows that a large proportion ot thetn ato forced by hot-headed minorities against tin; heller Judgment of the more substantia! majority. When labor unions me really representative or the Intelligence, capacity and good lultli of their nominal membership they are a power for good; and they arc Just as great it power ror mischief where tho reins arc handled by light weights, blatherskites and Incompet ents. Another step forward for organized labor to take is In tlio assumption of a corporate form so that It may meet the capital unions on u plauu of legal equality, prepared lo execute contracts and to offer a substantial guarantee of btislness-llko Intent,' It has hap pened many times that while tho capi tal unions, or corporations, In negotiat ing through agents, have proposed eon tracts with representatives of thn labor unions they, on their part, have been compelled to decline to sign, not be cause the terms did not command their approval but because they had no au thority to act. The recent experience of President Shaffer of the Amalga mated association, If correctly reported, was mi Instance directly In point. If Incorporation Is advantageous for em ployers, it should be equally so for the employed and It would lift the labor movement to a new plane of legal dig nity, opportunity and accountability. There Is a third point aheady recog nized by most thoughtful trades union ists but not yet fully acted upon. That is the absolute necessity of eliminating force and violence from the labor move ment. The right to Join a. union In unquestioned. The employer who de nies It Is a fool. Hut equally Ameri can and equally precious is tho light not to join. Coercion Is tyranny. The propaganda of unionism must rest on a voluntary basis, buttressed by reason and self-interest. If a union cannot justify its existence without strikes, boycotts and intimidation; If it cannot hold its forces In line save through prejudice and fear, better far that it give up the ghost. In course of time these things will work out. They must, otherwise our institutions would have to confess de feat at a point of vital contact with humanity. Those leaders of labor who encourage their wise solution and con tribute to tlie repression, discipline and enlightenment, of tho forces of ignor ance and prejudice that menace the labor movement are public benefactors. They merit and should receive the moral support of all the people. The sub-marine boat still continues in the class of the air-ship In the mat ter of practicability. "The Dark Secret." TT Y "TUHN Captain Andrews, tllf' ,nt,pl,ll "lcl '"iviga- tor of cockle-shell craft, departed for Vhirojie from Atlantic City some sixteen weeks ago he calculated thai he would have readied his destination early in No vember. II was his intention to run in to the beautiful hubor of Fayal, ill the Azores, which arc situated as neat ly as may be in mid-ocean. This group of islands lie should have sight ed, making allowance for the ordin ary vicissitudes of such a voyage, in four or live weeks from the date of starting. Nothing has been heard or seen since his departure of Captain Andrews, his bride or his boat, and the probability is that nothing ever will be. lb; lias not been spoken or sighted by any passing vessel. If lie bad been ie ported or rescued the world would have known of it long ago. Hut as there has been neither talc nor tidings of the "Dark Secret" or her "crew," It Is only reasonable to surmise that they have gone to the bottom. When such a canoe mi such a voyage does not justify tlie anticipations of her navi gator there is no margin for hope on the bosom of the broad Atlantic In winter. Captain Andrews was a remarkable, if not an extraordinary man. a man of unquestionable courage ami of sin gular modesty, lie was no mounte bank juggling with his life to sot a crowd gaping or the managers of fake museums to bidding for his engage ment. He as no Niagara candidate for the ministrations of the fool killer. The success of his voyages, altogether justified the plucky spirit in which they were undertaken. Andrews was not a professional sailor. In fact, he knew practically nothing' of tlie sea or technical seamanship until his first voyage, when ho was a middle aged mail. Of navigation lie was entirely ignorant, and lie was equally unskilled m tho handling of a sail. Time, cour age, and that dogged persistence which fires a man "lo do what another did or does," if it did not make him a great mariner, made him a daring ad venturer. Tho voyager who dared tho passage of tlio Atlantic from shore to shore live or six times In u llttlo coracle which ho could carry on his back might not be regarded as reckless in thrusting himself upon its capiielousness for the seventh time, had lie gone alone, Un fortunately Andrews took his young bride upon his last voyage, and if he has perished so of course lias she, "There Is no fool like an old one" Is an old proverb and a sound one. An drown wus old enough to have known better. Ho was nearly slxty-ilve, ids wife a little over twenty. Ho was cap. sized often enough in his previous voy ages to expect to a certainty a similar experience again, anil to expose u wo man to such a ( ontliigency was llttlo short of premeditated murder, in ex tenuatlon of his unconscious brutality it must he said that hu had a practical end in view. The old tarpaulin's Ice. lures whould havo been, of course, all thn moro attractive and piquant when tho companion 'of his voyagu was n young biido who crossed In a coracle imrdly larger than n hath tub the most tempestuous ocean on I ho globe In Its stormiest season. Some two thousands fathoms down tlio dark secret of Captain Andrews' last voyage Is engulfed in tlio eternal mysteries of tlio deep. It is better so. Poor Andrews was born three hundred years after his time, lie should havo been, a contemporary of Prince Henry the Navigator, Columbus, Magellan, or, better still; of Drake or Raleigh. Tho inauguration of tho Schley-for-president boom in Nebraska, may be regarded ns it special invitation to tho hoodoo. One of the very best stale papers, politics excepted, Is tho Ilitriisbiirg Hltir-lndependeiit. On Wednesday It was 25 years old and It celebrated tho occasion by means of u 10-page Issue full of Interesting special features, It Is a clean paper, n newsy paper nnd n successful paper. Its success Is n, trib ute to tho Intelligence of Its readers. Richard Crokcr stales that ho Is be coming too old to be tin active Held horse In politics. Many, however, tire Inclined to believe that tho situation can better be explained by tho state ment Unit ho went into tlio ting once too often. Minister Wii no doubt renllzcs by this time that taffy draws morn files than argument upon tho Chinese ex clusion question. It now looks as though the contents of the vials of aiitl-Sanipson wrath arc to be poured upon the head of His torian Maclay, .lodging from some of the papers about tho country, Ibis seems the prop er time lo Jolly the presidential Im possibilities. Outline Studies of Hiiman Nature Dcnfness Not a Bad Handicap. MlnNlir Mil Tluslamr, the nniKi .nlur nf f'liin.i In Hu- t'nllril M.itfJ, w.m one o! h. nunc tier ot sjiiMkcio .it. the pii'.-ral.itloli iIjj iwci-H-cv, nf Hip (i.ill.'HidH t'nlli'KO for the tle.it, ic cnitly, icl.ilcs the Siliml.iy i:riiliu; I'n-t. Mr. Wii fi.uiUly i'onfcpil 1" s'une iloiprp nf ciulur-i-.i-.-mr lit. this hr-lntr hi-t lit-t I'Mn-iiriiic III ml-cllr.-xini; mi .iti'llrliu' loiupi'-cil j.nvely ot ile.if pri'MUM. iViiliniiiiiir lh- inlnWcr r.ild: "To ni"st nf ih ,i lillle ile.i!no-4 at times vould be .i ill'lliitt Hih.intiiKc. I cm, pnluin, mom ib'.iil.i- llliliuli' tlil-t point, by ii 1 1 1 i ii-r u C'lil-iio-r cliiiy. "About Iwrhc liiindieit ,r.ir nun .1 icuiliilinn r.icil in t'liin.i, .mil tho i piquing Khur ictniiicil Iih llirnui' ihli'lly Ihrnudi Iho dignity .mil i.ilnr nf mio nf hU urnri.iK Tho Kim; deeply Irll hi:. nldlK.lllnll d, III.' El limit, .Hid III tnkl'll of Iih Ki'.ititti'lu inn-riitnl t tint, his l.iuuhtcr fchnllM Wl'il the K'MK'l.lP-. MHI. "Ihe uiililiiiir w.is duly .-nlcmiii.i'il and the happy nniii: cmiplo inmnii'ni.'il li.ni.-i'Kci'ping in thidr nn bnu'c. 1'nr n time eieiji tiling w.m h.iiimuiKiui: then ilip iiiiiim- of true hoc liee.iiue ili-llll'beil, .K II ,-"ln limes line- ru'll ill thin ,iih.iiiir.I il.ite in Amiiie.i. The jnuiiK wife be- .inn' h.itnrhly and lefeneil to her .mee-try; .--he tt.11 Hie Min;'x il.iuuhler, while her liu.-li.unl ,ii only Ihe enii ,f ,i (,'ener.il. 'li'ie louug iii.in, neltleil at this iPininileil lib. wile tli.it. but fnr the .lid of llN f.lllier she wolllil be the nule.l-t (l.mchtrr nf ,i ilepiiM-il King ami tb.it hi; v.is (he)efoie a Rnml .w -be. 'Ihe nunc wife htirrieil lo the King .md pmiieil Ihe .-.id Ink' nf her woes into liis car, not toigi'tlimr In emph.i-i.e lier hu-b.ind's allu sion lo him. "The jinitli noil lo bi fitlirr and tohl what he h.ul i-.ihl abniit the Kin tr. "I lie L-eneiMl w.k iu-itiiiitly inpiwhcllucd wilh ihe gr.iuvt appiThen-iniis fe.uiiiff the enge.incc nf Ihe kins when he i-hnuhl lean nf Ihe Ireii-nie able interallied of Ihe jouiig in. in. ami be maile Kie.it Iia-le In i. ill np'in bi- Mnrii'luu to fure-.-I ill puni-bnieiit. "Iho Minr li-lineil In all Ihe eciirr.il bad lo .-i. ami then, in ,t f.itheily way ami with a I winkle in hi o.u remarked: "'Thai's nil rlirhl, irriiei.il. r fallier ami innthei'. nf luiinif luairidl folk imi-l be ile.if ami dumb a Komi ileal ,,f Ihe lime." " Madame Eames's Diplomacy. Many Ihiuk Hnl mu.-ii.il ailisls s'inuM pre. .-out their oiviicn f"i miiicrl-. Riwn fur iliarlt able nlneeK M. el. inn' i:.inie. i-i nln nf thh opinion, but .hc i ci cut ly, in Tiomlmi, pill Hi" mailer in :i new liclit- t" tle-" who iiitilol her to appear r.e tiiilou-li. Mail mie K.niie. w.if. nue .iflrrimnn at Lord finales lleic.sfniil'.s ami Ihe net il.iy iriciw.I a Idler from f.uly llcie-fnel .--.niusr lint two 1adic pi ,"4 nt li.nl wanteil In a-k a fior, but in her present c hirl In-t i ouraie. "lint I am lint afraid nf you," wrote Lail.v Itriofoiil ami pinireded to Rjy thai, the l.nliix in ipie-linn, win, happened In be elicmey wr.ilth., w tailed liir In .-in fnr nothing fnr a en lain eliauly. Madame llame.-. immediately i-al down and wrote a rcpl.i. If .e her duly, ."he said, lo j.ie hei-elf as niiiili as posiihlc fur he npcralie pcrfuiiu.iiiti's at C'ocnt (f.iulen, which were Mipulati.il by i outlaid to be twn ibis apart tn tint she niisht gun her ficsliwl ami be-l to the public. Sic fill, hnweier. greatly attracted lOA.inl the charily named, and would uiilu' only nno loiulitinii icg.iiilliig the donating of her -oi-lii-. Mie had leeeiied LW) gumcai (abniit JI,5iXi lor -mgiiiR at Mr. W. W. A,t,n's and abniit the same amount at other priiate lomeil'.. Mio would srlhlly king for nothing at the ihaiily lonieit if rail, one of the ladies inlcrr-teil, ulin tiad si, kiirll.i a-ki'il her, would donate Will gume.s to the object for wliii.li die iem crl was to be Kiien. As jet im icpllCB fiom "the ladies Inlnc.slcd" lime been icieiied. Hut b.uly I5ere.-fonl, nol be ing one of iho "inten-leil ladle-" applied lies nunc fully Ike buiimr of the situation. Pilunlay Hulling l'n-t. Certainly a Contrast. Speakir llimlfisou (-pent seiriil uek In triv iliiigin Kuioii tills l.i-t Muumer, In Ihigl.ind In. ob-meil Ihe pioiculliigs nf Hie hou-c- nf p.n lianieut and lias ionic link iniprcs-ed wilh the biiupliiily, ilriuodaev ami power of the Anna I can Institutions, lie im.; ileiriblng in some of hi- longic-s fiieisili Ihe other day lion he stood in a iiiiv.,1 in the hn'n-i' of linninniii nut' d ly when n bcdUcuid film" iloii.iiy with uold l.iio, wig, uliiil.il weir and all Ihe gmuaiv trappiuss iiuagiiuble i.nue tlimiigl, iijing, "Hals oil', genthiuen, make way lor tin- sp.'ikei." Ilieiiboil.i hit.tird lo one side, imhoimetleil In I little ill.lsnillc.lll! felhni' in poiideied wig nml illi'ss suit, who t lipped apjug In his ii" a.s picilding oltieer of the liou-c. "Will, Ih.il imi-l hue been a si;h," talil olio nf his auditors In f loml Henderson. ''Tlieve weip jnu spcihiT of the Anierraii linu-e of rep-le-rnl.it Ives, lining more legls.ii. poncr lod,'id in j on Hun I- poiie.Jsi'd by any potentate or iiilcr on (ho fain of Ihe tuitli, not evieptiug the inas I'U nt of the Unlled Stabs, kolonlnj In a IKlb pailiimcntary nulunatoii, wlio i,h mi vole tr power of Miy kind, curpt u.s a fiinitlouaij' to apply the piillainentaiy inle--, It wouM be a long lime hifoie jou wuiiM ic null obscivau e done in this funnily. Iiislead of iiialilng way wc would slap ijii on the luik and sai'. "liillo, Due, when arc you going lo let thai bill o mine come up.' "-.J. P. Ilu-iy in (he I'hUidelphli l'ic-. A Discovery in Economics. fcrl.iiii well known railway rontrailor Ins Iho rrpiitallon of looking afnr tho minor de tail of his gic.it liiitnri wltli a kren ijv. One inoruliig, while mil impeding the noil; tint was being done on a railway, bo plrkcd up a tray boll Ijlug by the sido of the line, linn ho walked lo whcie tho men wcio working on the load. "book heir," ho i-alhil nut to one of the workmen, "how U It that I llml bolts llng about w,i,trd? I li.np to pay for tbc.c tiling, jnu know." "ll'li.i, when' did jou get lh.it, lr5" "I found It .i llttlo way up the Hue hcie." Oh. ilhl jou?" rilvil Ihe woikiuan. "I'm inin.li olillu'id to jou, sir, for I've been limit ing for that loll all Hut foieunon, and wa.dcil a liioinius'ii wot tli of jour money. I knew Ihflo vji one inlsslng." Too augu-t rontrailor loncludcd that lio couhl ulie dial wr.ikni.iu no points vn rcouoiiir, and lell In kilemv.-Tit-lllU Champ Clnvk and the Chuvcli. Ilcriiuo be lia not hesitated to ciitlcl.-e tneni. K'li) of In own p.nly wlivn he ill.-.ipinovcs of theiu, Mr, (lark lun sonulinifs- bad his Pom oci'Jllu orthodoxy ipntloned. Put lie liughs at muIi talk, ami tJja that It woulil be about Js haul to sluko liliu out of bU parly a it n for fcome siiloiis-iuliidrd elder to thako him out of (lunch. When bo was a joimg man ho was a famous ibuccr, but utter Joailug ihurcli lie was warned that bo tmml rIvo up this iiiniicinent. One evening bo wn.s tempted lie Jond his nlrcnjdli, and mremlercd liltnsell to tlie drllahls of the hour, Joining In every dance on tho list, and taking mil im a partner every pielty Rlrl within ic.ub. The church luclhtiti tiein nnnd.tllxpil and nimmoiied him before them. After n long nml !,oUmn council tlie brcthicii ilecldid tliAl his mitii imi.t bo ftilckcn troin tho roll nf llm iluircli. Clnilt went nun)- and took a plinc M n, hniot pow for the ser Wees of Hint i.iy. His conduct them was most cxempiaij', ltL. jf,tlc, i(j. , ic ,jiuni, lioiilnl his "amtni" at the piopcr Jiilicture In tho other r.xcrclc awl when the preacher ln vltcd to tlie flout .tbojo ulniirrs who wl.licd to Join the thuieli, up ho marched and took tho best place nn tlio "anxlniw fct." The Inclhren who ha,l expelled htm an hour before exchanged ulanecs of coindcrualloti; but what could they ilof There was nolhliig left but to ndinlt hltn once more to membership, and let lilm try again. Saturday livening Post. There Was No Precedent. TliLs iitoiy on Senator IiirhIIs In credited liv tho Sun to Charles S. llrnper, nn olllelal of Iho HciKonut'nt'.uiirs otlko In the senate. Toivnnl the end of a fcksIoii lasting far Into the finnmer, tlio usual proposition was before the nenalo to chn everybody on the cinploje'.s pay rotl an extra nionth'.s pay. The bill wii about to p.is when Senator Ingallj, arousing himself, sent to the library for a lack of books and began mull n fierce attack on the mca-uir ns quickly to llll the Kelinlu chamber with nil nudlrnie to listen lo tils Mir.i'iit and Invectiii'. "Theie Is no pre cedent for this-, Mr. President," was tho bniclrn of his peeeh. ami over ami over again nl. tlio end of each well dlieclcd iitlni'k he would repeat: "Tlirrc Is no piricdcnt for lhl.. Mr. President." At the close of Ids speech, ns the senator was passing fioiu Hie senate i lumber In lib commit tee' loom, Urapcr, who li.nl been standing with a gioup of other rmplnves, nnxloiMy nwaltiiig tbe lesiilt (if the niislaugbl on Ihelr s.ll.ny gi.ib, stepped out flout Uic nlhiis mid f.lld to Ml, IngalU: "Setnlor, that was an able .speech horn jour standpoint, but why do Jou oppose II? Wo thought that jnu of all Hie sciulola would bo our parliiiilar friend." With a flown .Mr. lug.ills tinned ami sail in bis ino-t cutllug tones: "Prapei, do yon mean to tell me tli.it jou inrn wlio lino -o tit tie- to do ami who aio so Well pild ihviii: lo draw tliitlocu months' pay fnr twelve months' scivlee? If jou aie not satisfied why don't you le-lgn and let mine one have jmir places win, will bo satisfied to di.ivva lrgitluialp sal.nyV" "Why," said Urapcr, quhkl.v, unisnisi lou.-lj-imltaling the voice and manner of Mr. lngalls In his speech: "Thrio is no piciedent for thiit, Mr. Senator," ami lngalls went olt laughing so loud tlial he could be heard over at the hou-c cf lepicsctiliillve.--. The next day the bill pa. oil and tho cinplnjcs got llieir tliiileen months' pay lot twelve months nf sciul-idlencss. It Recalled a Story. The ptipositimi nf Itiple-elilalivc llllllc-nu lo bind the jlcmocrals Id :i pledge to bo found by the action of Ihelr puly ramus' ha-, m eording ,.. t s: irn......' ii- .t. :....,... lAn.... i.. ,l.n r.i.lli. ... ... .-. . . , . J .- it .isiiiiii vn nil,, in mi i ti.i.i- delphia Prrs1, treated sonic ciitiei-m among the older membcis of that p.irt.v. .Mr. ltiirlriui is a joung man, liaving liren bom only Unity-right jc.ir.s ago. A cotciio of his lollcngues wcic dis iiiuiiur his ctroit.s to lead bis paity and the bo tine he hid lead them when Mr. foihran, of Missouri, said il lemiiided him of the efTorlj of u coloied baptist prc.i'her In his stall. 'Ihe nun had ju-t bein called lo .1 new ebaige and slatted in willi a sioiehing sermon the ci.v Ibsl Ihing. He cuuniciafcd the several oileiises, liki shooting clap ami stealing ihiekcii.-, of wliicb tin: lobued brctbieii arc supposed tu lip guill.v and declared that tln-e guiltj- nf them wuiild lie incontinent lj' di.-inK-ed finm the membership of Ihe hiireh. After service two old daikics met at the ttcps and began comparing note-. "Win' jou t'ink ob I'ossnn (!rcene'.s seinioii?" iiiericil K.i-tn.--. "Well, sir," replied llic oilier, "I lell jou, Hast il-, il,it via.- de nios' poinpiou.s ami ii-urpioits s'amion 1 ever hci rd." "T'ho lcetiiie of Iuile-en''-. was the 'iuo-' pom pioiia and iisiirplous I ever bend " liughed Cocluan. OUR IMMIGRATION MISSION. lalitor of Tlie Tribune Sii : Thu icpoif of Immigi.ition fommissionci (lencral 1'uwdcilj- for Ihe fecal jcar curling -lime ;i0, 10(11, fhowing a total immigration of aliens In II xtcnt of .1i;i,?r.s', his already been referred tu Ihe public prcv, and partially analjed ami i-onuiienlcd mi. Thcie aic, however, rome in teresting data in tlio Hpoit, woitlij" of being geneially known. Ill the first place thc.-e figures do imt include (In: thousands who imiie in fium anada. and olhcr foteign lonliguous terriloij by lail or loci I loutcjf. It is not possible In keep statistics cf llic-c anii.il-, while oiiliniry tiaiellcra aic cio-s-ing and iecros,-ing our ho'indarie.s dail.v. Tluee bundled and tliirlj'four tliou.and of ll.e recorded arrival.- aie from Aiistri.i-IIiinp.jty, Italy, Itii i.t and I'mlamli the ftuiiii.icntcia oi Kmopc, Wo should, aa Hue Aineiicaie;, congi.itiil.ilo our selves on being able to allord a haven of peace and a d.ij of iiope to so nunj' ttoini lo;icd euf Icrcr.s from old woilel condiiion.-. Tlio report fiuther ciniencc.c tliis bj sliowiug that. Hie aggrcgale imreascs from all other coun tries of Kuropo aie not quile equal to one-fourth of the imicjse fiom Italy. .done. iVo further nolo that while the total imtubru. Hon from Asiatic counlrics w is 4, ::7.'(, and is Ij per cent, lr.-s than tho pinions jc.n, the imnii giation from China, was almost double tb.it of the prior .veil, the ligiucs being 'J.15P, n.-ahiit I,.'I7. The main icduclioii was in tin; number from Japiii .V-tU le.-s than the I'.'.CJ'J nrrivaks of thn picceding jcir. Doubtless the prniperous londillons in Japan partly auuuut for thus jail ing oil'. That leductioti may be- a pily is the .lapane-o fall so lentils into w,ijk, inannirs and lire, and make good citizeii.-'. I nfoiluii.ilcl.v, in the ('IiIiicm' who conic wn do not titnl the tamo ready adaptalion, eccpt in :t comparatively few instances, nor, taken as a whole, ilo Hie be-t nf tbe Chinese i.ne to leave thn "1'lowcry King, doin" for fids laud of tugged endeavor. Thn most unfortunate featinc of the ) car's n mlgiatioii nf uia.SHS ks that tho lery laige num ber ot H7,rb" could nol uad or write. Tliis fact gives us some idea of the lUylerablo old world eeiudilinn.1 in Hie matter of education, among the lower cla-scs of races oilier than the r'axnn, fcltic ami Teutonic. Mill, its in the case of Hie Philippines, Cuba, I'oilu lllco nnd Hawaii, tint iciy cducatloii.il deficiency i ono of our mission.--, if not our ihlifrst mission to overcome. While vvc may not be iddc- lo do .inylliing for die major pait of that 11",.vr ilvvcllcis in ilnkness, jet, under our oompul-oiy education laws, llclr iblldreii inu.-t be boine and reared in the light, while, bad thu patents not rmiuratcd, the il.uk iipss would have been peipiliuted fiom genci.l tlou to generation, liicie.isliig as il, coutimicd, and conslilittltig the mo.t piollllu soil fium vvhicli spiings aiuichUm, coiiiiptlou and many oilier evils of the body politic. Tbe rejfcllons, ;i,.'iti, vino 7n less than last je.tr, vvliilo tho nulvaU wcic :,9,yii nioicj 2,7m of Ihe lejcctcd wcic paiipcio', M7 cf.nll.lct lalor its, ami Ihicc were woiiii'ii, wlio came, or wcw brought for liniunr.il ptnpo-rs. only a tillo of xxb.it wo liejtr o Iho "white! livciv" of ilu. lope Is tine, wo nnj lie paidoncd for iloubllus tlio coirectncNS of Hut lUino three. On UiU point wc can icadily iiuderslauil Hull it is im possible In hud out Ihe icil icason lor the min ing ol tliat class of people, who, or their bilng. ci.s, aio adepts in deceit. As a whole Hit char acter of Hie j ear's immigration U, nt the ie port ay', "decidedly superior tu that ot last year." The rrnnit doen not fchoiv that ,i sluslc nc o the icjtclcd wa iciuscd admission by ,5)U of uniivliUtl" ptoclivltlcs or anleccdciiis. This fact emphasises the argiuueiit Hut con,ies should iiiiieud our iuiinigr.itioii laws, by Inserting u clause, icipilrin.i as u comlltloii of laudiucr, the piodiictlon of a ceiliflcate of peaceable character nnd niilccedculs, fongics sliould Incicaso Ihe salaries or allow. lines of our consuls tu all i -lent eiilliclint to enable Ihrin lo employ tm-t-woitliy agent to examine Into thee points, uu tho tiling of cadi application ior a reitlflcate. I)n IhU point wo quote tbe (omiuUsloiier ns I'd lows: "There Is no color of aullioiity in the law lor the ii'lectioii at our noiU ot what are lone uioiily called imarclilsts, inemles of polltiial cr social older, or polygambU ill doctilue, cxtcpt evil docia whose uiUdccds Involve moral base ne.ss which bis been the subject of (udleial in vestigation am) conviction." .'Cor does uur pic cut law exclude fcinilu prostitiitei except they aic "lireinilit licio urulcf contiact or agicciuent lo live Uvea of thame," This ubo calU for an amcnilli.g clause', s Our able coinnils.-lencr in.ikes several excellent ici'Oiiiiiiriidatlous, which will douhtlcM attract tho attention of cvicrcs.? ami need i.ot bo s-lis-iuv-ei in iidvuncc. 'tlio congressional appropil.it Ion for His en foiccmciit cf tlio Cliiucio cxcliuloa laws was $l(W,0ti unil tlio necessary expenditure was ilOc),. tSl. The act expires May 5, IWi, but the name Christmas Gifts the Children ;'fe&!!f" THE TRIBUNE'S JUNIOR EDUCATIONAL CONTEST Gold and Silver Watches, Skates, Games, Etc, Sleds To be given to the Boys and Girls ol Northeastern Pennsylva nia who succeed in making the largest number of words out of the letters in S-CR-A-N-T-0-N TRIB!JNE. HERE IS THE LIST OF GWTS. Gold Watch. Four Silver Watches. Writing Desk. Three Sleds. Two Knives. Combination Game Board. Bagatelle Board. Checker Board and Checkers. Hop Scotch. Numerica. Set of Boxing' Gloves. Rugby Foot-Ball. Brush and Comb Set. Bagatelle Board. Magic Lantern. Dominoes (with double Progressive Words. Pillow Dex. Sxving-a-Bing. nine). RULES OF WE CONTEST. T'rizeK xvill be Riven to flic boy or Rirl, uiicloi' 10 years l' tise, lmilil liiK the largest number of words out of tho letters contained in "Scran Ion Tribune." .No letters must be used any more times than tliey aniicar in these (wo xvords. As an instance, a word xvitli more than one "l-;" xvould not be admitted, but a word might contain two "It's" or three! "N's." Plurals formed by adding "" or "or" not allowed. Only words found in the main portion of "Webster's Ititciiialiiinal Dictionary" (edition or ISC'Si will be allowed. Any Dictionary can lie used, but. in judging the contest Tlie Tribune xvill debar all xvords not found in Webster's. Proper names, or any other words appearing in tlio "Appendix" xvill not be allowed. This applies only to proper nouns or mimes in tbe Appendix those defined in the main portion of the book xvill be admitted. Obsolete xvords arc admitted if thoy are delliied in the dictionary. Wrlto on one side of tho paper only. Write very plainly: if possible, use a typewriter. Place the words in alphabetical order, liumbeied in eolation. Write your name and address, age and total number or words at (ho top of your list. Fold the list do not roll. Contest closes Saturday, December 'i, al fi p. m. All letters of innuiry for additional information will Im promptly answered. Address your list of xvords, or any emestiun you wish answered, to CONTEST EDITOR, Scranton Tribune, Scranion, Pa. Estimate the Number of Words How many xvords do you think there are in thfc letters in ''Scranton Tribune?" To put it another xvay, How many words do you estimate the winner of The Tribune's "Junior Educational Contest" will havoP This is just a. little "Estimating Contest" in connection with The Tri bune's "Junior Educational Contest," in which every reader of The Tri bune is invited to participate. Ten Dollars For the Best Estimates. ?5.00 will be given for the first cor rect, or nearest correct, esti mate. 2.00 for the next nearest. 1.00 for the next, nearest. 50 cents each for tho next two nearest. 25 cents each for the next four nearest. Record your estimate on tho blank below and mail it to "Contest Editor, Scranton Tribune, Scranton, Pa.," or the envelope may be handed in at The Tribune office. You may send in as many estimates as you have blanks. ICIT this ot T.I Contest Editor, Scranton Tribune. I estimate that tho winner nf tho first prizo in The Trihuno's "Junior Educational Contest" will havo .words. JSfamo Address . . , Employes of Tho Tribune Aro Debarred from. Entering These Contests. ranvn Biammmanname mmMMnn 3 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 0 0 0 Tuinn i a TiniiT l i m iti o s 1111KU nAiiuriAL BAim X OR SCRANTON. 0 Organized 1872. r a HI Depositary of the United States. Capital, $200,000 Surplus, . $550,000 The discount rate to depositors is ,, per cout. per annum. Hpei'inl attention glxxn to all iiucoiiuts whether lurgoor small. Open Saturday ex-enluss fi to Dn'rloc c, Three per cont, Interest paid nn savings deposits. Interest compounded January 1st nnd .Inly 1st, WILLIAM CONNELL, President. HENRY BELIN, JR., Vice President. WILLIAM H. PECK, Cashier. DIRECTORS, William Connell, James Archbnld, Henry Belin, Jr., Luther Koller, Geo, H, Catlin, J. Benj. Dimmiek, Thomas H, Wutkins, James L Connell, sXOOOOOOOOOOOOOCiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOcX'O 0 icslrlctlC'in iiiily .in1! continue under niticle IV t'f tin convention uf leccnil.-r $,, l'M, win n i, in force) for leu vwu new r.itlt.itiu, nnl for iiuotlirr yerloil of ten .ve.i, If nelllier ijov irnnient sa six linmtlu notice eiuliuK vvlili llie ten jear teiniinutfnii. The irport fmtlier nou-. Ili.it tlie li.ili.in li.i.ul kijIIi'H loiuUtrd of '.'.'.tai iioith ImIIjiis .tin! IIR.iOI soulli llnllJiu, two riiilo ilMiuct peoie.. It i.s iioiiilen nut tlut lomiuct l.ilinren', con. vleti", ansrchkti, Jii'l other rllsoiiluily uml Uvvlc'ii ieions, lutuully eek the sie.ilrr r.eeeloni frim iiupri'tlon cnjii)c-il hy c.ililn pjmeiiser, -uiii tlio ri't'uit lei'oiiiincii'U llic niloitioii oi letli'lctien to rover till point nf KrJve iljuger. Tho Chines exclustun uct c-.xeinpto. "(Iiim-ao Milijecti licliif,- ofllciaU, Icielieis, ttmliiili, luer i limits or tr.ivcleu for I'liriotity or iilea.me." t'niler tliis cUuse, 2,'ift! applied tor mlnibdoii l.i.t j ear, lint I'lii aiilleatlimi vvcie fonml to be friiixliilent ami vvero lejecleil. 'Ihe lepoit ic well tjlmliilcil, ln.xv il luic ninount of roiI woil; ilone with iiiiu'llikiu uu ililncry, ami Ihe jcji'h upcr.it Ion of the ilipiri- inent I elicits cieillt on our comnihsloi.er uciici .il. Veiy liuly oin, -Walter .1. Ilalljul. Silicncstttdy, X. V-. Vuv, ::'. AIAays Busy. "I P (Jfl AN ADEdUATE GUARANTEE. I'loiu the OI,v)'ii.mt Itieoril. ('oiifictiiun l.'onnell onlcri on his tliinl toini willi the eontiJeme of all the people ot hU ell... Irict, iucspectivc ol pirty. r all know- tlut ho will xvoik awiduoudy for tlie let interests of liU constituents. His neoul during twu tciuu i more than enough to variant that idea. "t0Sg Shoes for tin- Rear l.lltle Ouo and the Rear Llttlo One's friends; the easy, warm hinds fur thu Iiouhu or street; for work or play, Nut hint; just us i;ood us u holiday cdft, us it blesses tho River as well ns the receiver. Our prices on tlio bust common sense nlft tivu 5 cents to $5.00. Lewis tSe Reilly, 114 ttmf 116 Wyoming avenue, CO WffJIULmmwW tr. 33 unsferForsyth OT Ililllll ionimn y, O-l 1 Villi .llUIIIIU. IflB GBDHBBiSHHHHBKiiCHHi 0HHI A Second-CJass City with a First-Class Stock of Gut Class, Sterling Silverware Clocks, Etc, Suitable for Wedding Gifts. Merceread & Connell, 132 Wyoming Avenue. M it :? ' .