pw"p .r.Tr " ' .lift1 a I "jTTfTJ.rt f r , , A M . 4: THE SCR ANTON TRIBUNE-MONDAY, XOTEMBER 18, 1901'. If;-!.-" . i- v w 1,.1-iJ. n ,- --. viw i -. -tiK?-'iwx.-).vjpy.;,--r"' ''' '!,;''-(' r, (je Scrawton W6un t'liMlitVn' Dally. V.iu nt, Sunilny. y The.Trl ', at Kilty OttiU a Hoitta. tn l'ulill'liliig Company I.IVV X. HICHAM), Mile. 0. I". IIYXIIIX, ItinltieM M,tnf. Ntw Voits Oillcci lit) Nimii . Rote Audit lor fornlffii Advcrtiilni:. tntircil at tti.i litonice at Mf r.mton, t'a., m Second Cln-H 3Ll.it! Matter. . Mini np.iro will -pel mil, The Tribune h itwaM )! to pilot slmit lctli'19 ti'itil Hi IrleMieU bear ins nn innrtit lotilc, lint IN lute I tn.lt tlicc niiKt b" sinned, for publication, by tho wrlln'i hut nnno! mill tlic comtltloii prcMildil to "' Tptanci' h Hut nil contrtbiitloni iliall bo subject tn viiturtnl revision. Till! HAT II ATI! I-Olt AM't.liTISIXO. Hip followll.tr table shown tile prlco tier llicli ncli lii'irllon, nmrc to bo mod within one yen! ttnii of Isfillmr. on) I'lilt WSI'IjAV. I'upor ttemlltn: I rosltion fti tliaii SCO I'mho ,273 .30 rm Indies IPO) " ;nnn ' JOOO " .2(1 .11 ,21 .175 .17 It .1.M .ir. ,lfij .1(1.1 .19 For emd of tlinnl,. resolutions of condolence! Ihd klmll.ir contribution In (ho tuturr of ad rrtlslng Tlio Tribune makes a charge of 3 cent, tllc, for Classified Advcrtlstm; fmiilslicd on Mipllcnllon. Sl'KA.VI'O.V, NOVKMUHIl IS. 10I. Tlio niiii) wIki untilel plmr ilynriinito on a strmjl cur truck where It nilirlit WIS or mil Im ik-oipIc! ilmt novof put ;i fitrnw In lit!) vny !m :i H'inl nf wlt'ltcd Jii'Mi mini tumble. Jitil there is kciiiip tln'iur in tlio Kcniilliill Times' iihl'lll ilc iiuiH'liiltoii nf lilhi tlm' iluos nut rliifj tl'tl". Concerning; Water Rates. TIIK .M.T1UN tit tlio Hits itliii Wiitcr company m ordering iin iutrrai-c of :::! 1-1! per ci nl. in domestic, wnler r.itnH would tin vi some eolor nl' iti i.int If II wore Fo timed us to o Into c'iTect al tin- d.ile upon wlileli itie nev, license; tux lieeomen operntlve. Hut tlio liniint; of It lo iinllciputo Hull diitc ly t hive months tins tlie upiieiirunec! of u direct cliallciiKo to (he property owners and doiililliss tlic iliiillcnuc will he met. Under the Inleipietiiiiou of tlic l.tw Inicl down hy .IihIbc l-Mwirds in fkhroeder v.. tlic i.lus mid Water com pany, liNiiiK of Wilier rules for :i pit vnle wulcr cninpiiny is not u niuiiieipiil lonction. It is contended, however. I hut il ciiii he niiuli. ii miinlcipiil func tion hy net of the legislature. U htiv lus heen held by the Huprenic; ourt in the lipper etij-u Unit municipalities in J'eimsylviinlii iire simply the agents of the stiite, It would sVem to follow that the s tsi to by statute could instruct its audit lo maintain over public service corporations such supervision uk would not impair the obligation of contracts', lint if tills contention should not stencl before the. courts, there would remain Uiu option of municipal ownership. IMtlsburg iinil Allegheny both own .heir water worUs. Scrautou is Hie inly second-class city served hy a pri vate water company. A law sivins socoiid-cluss cities power to regulate, lutes could probably lie got through Uio legislature. A demand for its Mcuctment will arise ami become im perious if I ho announced increase shall ;o into effect. Our national law-makers are reccun nended lo lememher that, in the weirds of Kivd (Irani, "a surplus is r.isier to bundle tliuii a dellcil." Immigration. y AST WUKK the Wanamaker I Xortli American sent lele- 1 grains to I'enusylvamu mem bers of congress, asking them lo inilie.ile liow they expected to vote cm Hie iiie.stiou of renewing the present Chinese exclusion law. From ii respectable source, such an incpiiry would have been entirely proper, hut l'loui an organ of anarchy It meriied no attention, and therefoie none was giwii lo It by Congressman Council. Xeverllu less, the North American luked up u reply, put Mr. Council's mime to it, iind then pitched into its until of Htruw us follows: Tluce of I'liiii-.ib'iiiiijV .-iiii.ri-.niiii .no in uisi-iit iiidl hi hiiiiinuit ton ami iiMiuclion on tlm milijii't of Cliincwo iinniiiiiuti.ju. ('onui.'s lni'ii I.Viini'll, Hi, Ibf :nnl Premrr nn hi nttorly 1 iliMlluli' "I hiinwliilai. nt .i tulilii' ipici-lii.il tlmiiiiclily nnilc'i-liioil by ovcty l.ilmrliiK Mm Ml llll'il 'li-lli.U tli.ll l!liv c.lllll'lt fllllll I'll ciiiuioii, iniicli K- iutiiii.itc Iim llii'.v picp'.-e t,i oli; wlii'ii tiny so lo .i.-liiin;ton, Tlio uli. Ji'i t N 'Inn l.iifif" Im CiuiisHv-iiiui ('i)lin.'ll: u U a Miiliuiui tnitiiv to ('oiiuio.iii.in licit I-t, ci.il ('iiimu"iiiin r.lliis PoiiiicT iic-irr been! of It lii'imr, lluw ilnl il Icipiien li.it tin" people nl SiT.mli'ii, Wi-m ('lie.ler mid Willliiiu.puit plil.ei cut f"i irpii'.iiii.itivM in conuu'j. men i-o lie ili)i.ibly iiitiiiMiil, to Munul.irly iue.ii.ible of ii'iniini; nn opinion on :i tulilut iluil li.is been pioimiiuitly b.-furo the imintry toi ttteiity-ftii1 imi? la it polblc tli.it tliece licutleiueu nio iin.cblo t'l ic.nl, en ,no lliey clcticlciit III ubilily lg iiiiilfiel.iinl wli.-it tlicy ie.icy Til. Ir nuMltic c nti mi! loinpelcict to In-liiM tln'iu -It lliey mill any iintlui iii-liintion In. in lliey Invc ic 1'iiii'd lloin olliii' huini'OH -ami it wciiilcl be well in IiobIii tlieli iilue.it Ion .it mice ill Older that they m iy licit, e up lli.-ii- mind., befoio they p) to V.ivlihitoii, .iikI not hide; ildliiitc iip.ni l'eliiij.b.mi.i by clUpl.iyiti;; tlieli laineiit.ilil.. iis. li'jr:u;ic In uiiiipe&i, '1'lle niotlve behind the North Auterl citiJji aotion" In this mutter Is obvious, It flan been well explained by the J'hluViolphlu Inciulrcr; 'Him oiiiin of W.iluinil.eilini i ruu.'ed in .1 Lcli'ilul JlUiniit In ii'inev tlio iiipn?v.loii It it iho "liila UliMi l.eeii t'liiiiOTO liboicis out r ilio ,UnlUil States .cie in ibum r nl belli'; let iljv.it, .u i' I is pilntlui; Mutt by Ilio p.ii;e-!ul) x.lilih ii lueiint to dclmle tlio le.idir into u,i 1'o.iii5 UiH'fclioiilil 1 hlo .illik'id iLiiiifer be .ii.it id itti own illulU In lli.it Hid eill l K';l Ml .dblcfor tin. ciu:lllilrt.llloe, Hn'iy eln- umi l.llOM'j. .111.1 llllllS -It ill .l-IOllt lt Klllljict l l tully-iM'll nw.iio tliul tin i c l no luoie hl.etl. Iiuoii ol .oit!iee fallhe,' to pioililo fo( the iv teiobjti ol I lie U'.jI piiuelple nl tlio Clillk'.i M'luiVi Idll tliu. tliiio U tint the piper wtiUli i.i liyjll',' in lb!.. clUliniest liiilcuu' lo limy t.iioi--tl Hoil.iiiRimn Mill suddenly beeoinu iK.pcciCilili. Tiic (ict I? that tlicio i-i no dauber whaloVir'lo Iw feaiid in this ilileetlon. This llloittjo J.lISC llll hl0 OUt Of II.O lUCtoll of I'miiiK i;.ulciioii ,oiilcl be uniUiliitf ill IH .b. urdUy ,iie the airai.t diiiiJiiotfuiiy, (be tl.igi.iut bjloirby of it le.'n leioltliijcly ilUuibtlus, 'Hid lii'l'.nii'i i juh j, iiiikIi oppojid -is any pjpir tan IM ty illo.vinijr tiia "liMtliiii t.hlnon" fico ucnii-j..n ti.l.i the I'liluil Stales, but it In-, no mo ami no ji.,ticiiic fur any Uind of liimibiiif or cltooiit' 1. lam not 1'clic.o in livl.iboiiiii; ni.n of trtv fn ..iilcr lu li.no -i riiuueto noitl ! mi illliioiy (omiULt nor iloe il cue bi oii'-M-w In !ijii iiiuidivi foi the u kndcil nuoniili'h, incut of ol'jut w hitli ac as good n .luoni. I'lUlicd uticady, The North Anibrii'tin n beneath enn tetnpl, hut in fairness to tliu workliiK peoplo of our valley who tiro personalty intcrcfcUd In this question of Chinese, e.Nclusloii, wo can say Unit not cnlyl3 (onuiysi-iintn founelt jvholly in nym u. h with Uio (JcinunU for continued oxclilflon, hill he itlro bellnves Hint tin. entlrt! bruiul tuiltjeet or InnttlgnUlon chiiitltl bo reviewed by congrci's, with tt view to tho bottei' inolecHon of Aiiii'iican worUIng- men mid of Ameti tin liittiltmloiiM. Toward tliln end lie Is ready itnd anxious lo vole ami to work. No dotibl tliu Times !i,m noticed the pi omitted ctniy reduction Ml local lire tiiHUt'itlico rates mid la prcparlntJ In mtike ilitp iinicndH to tliu maligned rip per reaiine, The Isthmian Caurtl. ATr'1"' JHTII.MIAN c.intil com I inisslon linn reporiud lu favor JL or tli Nleiiriiguii lottte uc tlm most pi in tic able und feasible for an liiter-occan highway under tlie cniUtol, owniMidilp und uiiiu ngoinelit of the t'nlteil h'tutes between the Atlantic and the 1'nilflc. Tlm esti mated cost for Urn cotlHlructlon of Urn Nlciirngua i utile is two hundred nilll lun dollais, or Illly-clght millions more. f lut ti It would cost lo coinplcle tlio I'niiuinu ditch, should wo lie fciliious enough lo mtrohnse Hie good-will of that magnificent Idea hut abortive undertaking, There arc enormous ullllcultles lo be Httrmoutiled In the coustrnctloii of the Nicaragua cuntil, dllllelillies niislng from the configuration, geology and climate of the country through which it is to pas.'i, to say nothing of un foreseen ililtlcullirs that shall un doubtedly nrlse In course of con struction, against which neither en gineering skill nor silentliic foresight can provide. Httl ('iking nil these cir cumstances into calculation and as far as possible allowing for them, the com mission dually tiuil irrevocably declares lit favor of the Nicaragua mute, ns being the most practicable und uniiucs tionably the moL politic. The report of tin; commissioners takes no notice, of course, of tliu Clayton-Huhver treaty which will bo dually, mutually and harmoniously abrogated through the diplomatic intermediation of Secretary Hay and Lord Vnuneel'oto, acling re spectively on behalf of (treat llrltnln iind the linked Slates, if Hie senate is only reasonable. We are to build the Nicaragua cuinl al our sole cost and risk; we are lo be unhampered in our control of il; we may police ii and fortify it in any way we think right or necessary. It would be sheer iinoganee to assume that no otlie.- country has any interest in the canal. The civilized world is interested in ii colossal undertaking which shall revolutionize, the commercial and pas senger tiiiUie of llvo continents unci three oceans: which shall interlink IJast Willi AVcst and West with IJast in a navigable circuit, through u maritime route parallel and scarcely a degree of latitude north of the eipialor. civilized and uncivilized nations alike are deeply interested in this mighty project of our design and execution, and wo should feel llattered Unit they are so. We are realizing the dream of Columbus, open ing the way to the indies and Cathay westward. Too uincit stress, in our opinion, lias been laid upon tlie military and naval strategical importance, of the canal. This must be and udinllledly has been taken lulo consideration. Wo entertain other nation: by dwelling upon the value and inlluenee of ait isthmian canal as a great moat to secure us against tlie machinations or actual hos tilities of our enemies. If it subserves tiuil purpose, as no one; doubts, well and L'ood, As a national institution il is all the; better for ii. litil if its his torical development proceed!; on the same plane with Hint of the Suez canal It will be tliu most dominant factor for IK" surety of the peace of the world since the downfall of Napoleon. War is tlie scourge of commerce and progress. Kvory avenue opened up To commerce, is an exorcism of the evil spirit of war. The Philadelphia Itecord charges our SSii.imiii Laiigstaff-Keliy election contest against tho Jialter ballot law and tnakis IL tho text for an impassioned appeal in behalf of ballot reform, The only reform which would have ob viated the hulk of the defective votes unearthed by Unit unwarranted con test is thu millennium, and we fear it is distant. All's Well That Ends Well. UIOSl D K N T UOOSKVKIrS J disposition of the New York colleetorshlp closes an inci dent in which many thought they saw tho seeds of trouble. Jliclwcll, the retiring collector, wus u Piatt man. Charges not uffeetlng his honesty but raising iitestlous of expediency weic preferred against him and evidently sustained so fur us tho president's judgment went. Ho determined not to reappoint Tlldwoll. Then he played good politics. He sent for Sonutor l'lutt, stilted his determination with regard to liidwcll and asked J'latl to name an other mini, suggesting their mutual friend, Statu Senator Stranahtin, of Owcgo county. Air, l'lutt, tumble to land Hldwell, tool; the next best course unit Indorsed Stranaluili, Senator Oe puw and (lovernor odell followed suit, Hie latter all tho more readily us he was opposed to Hldwell and personally very friendly to Strunuhun, Tlio up. polutmont of Struiinhaii wus also ex tremely pleasing lo Jluyor-elect Low, another personal friend, Mvcn Mr. Hid. well seems to have succumbed lo tho Inevitable gruccfiillyund lo have caught tho infection of good feeling, for lie, too, would rather Strtiimhuii had the place than any oilier man If It had lo go to another than himself. Thus all Is well Unit ends noil. The slgiilliciiuce in Strunuhiin's selection Is thai while a stalwart organization mini w has won u blah iitinio for ability, dm meter mid personal Independence. Je is otto of tho young men coming to tho front lu Kiuplro statu affairs--tt man of tho kind thai appeals to lloosevcit, odell, l.mv and tho now era school. Over Uo (ji4V0 oC CoiiuHus Smith tho iiiQinori' 'at coiitrovorslo.-i Is sus pended and In place thereof comes tliu rmilliH'Mon of his ability, pcrsover (itu:e and many unobtrusive acts of kludnews-'. Quo fiood effect must lu credited to thu Schley inquiry. An order has been Issued le.nulritiir a written' record of all j ulipiulu tiuil messages on board our warships, t'lieurtiihi ntiViit memories are to lie replaced by books or orig inal outrj u gain rot ticctiritcy which will be upp.iicnl Urn next Hum there Is trouble within the icrvlcc. Otitin? Studies of fltiman Nature Thrcntened to Toll His Father. Among old leiiinh nf mynl :.tl tn tlio tltirr. nl.l W.iinl (hole l n nit loin Mol.v of tint mid In I Jin by llm tlmii Pul,e of tlhili'lice, who I e ciiiiie ciflerH.n-cl Wllllim the I'mutti, In tlielieUle bciihoud of Coil,, lelile.t (ho London Hilly Mitt. lb' w.ii ,u Hut time .1 .ilb-lU'tlti'li.cnt III Iho naij, .nut the idilp r.u vhicli lie lined lour hid nt i;uoi liMiittii. thin l.invAii ci" due, While Ihore liii icj.il lilpliiiei.c mi.mmI Ii r i-onre d.Ui Willi a l.unlly ii.iiiieil IVnu-.-' i ' c 1r.h1 of width v.n? Jli O'leelmd itoiillein.ill unci latitat', lie did lib bo-t to iiileilnlii the duke lu n manner bi'llltlnif I U Lu,!, caul Million, ci tot .1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 u ol In l' :iedilultli"t tlie old Ocular .dun 'it. up to lou'lie him mi lit return honm (loin tho rumit.il parllis whleh tlm nelRhboiIng '(niilrp? weie only too ttljcl to clbf hii.l. 'Iin' Pul.e nl Cl.itelico, us .n Iho fieliloii nt that time ti.nl u lll.lng toe old .oit, .ind wcci not Mpieainl-li nl Ihe ipimllty ooimuucd. Am u le mil ho M'U'l.il llinui leliunecl In Ids IkwI's lioti.o in .1 Mite hleh bonlriid on el.-clloii. II Is lo leioulid tli.it his host mod Ihe. ifuitlcl tipioof tow-aid him in lhc-i! wotiln: "I'rieiid William, thou nit late uf.iln loidulil, and I fe.ir me tlir.tt nit not too Mibei. It thou ilittt not ainilid 1 .vh.cll Idle lo write! lo thy fullior, fiiend (icoiue, at WlmUol." What Puzzled a Cubnu Boy. 'l llm tl)'pillL for a few weel.s x. it h nil Ameiio.iii file nd on his stig.ir plantation in tuba," Mid n i niigic-.iii.in who loceiilly Li'ed Ihe i-I.ciid. "mid olio day a 1 ,u rilling: out alono I came nno..- one ol the Masons loailetl with cine In I'll ll down in the Held. A bind v.hccl hail coiiio olf. and Ihe ililvcr of the onpii, who hih a boy about llftccn .Ne.iH old, v.i l.il.ing lliimrx u cool nm ice, noi oven Icnlng im liitchid liil I ii'. is!.-. " 'When did it icippen':" I a.-l.ed, :h I not down. " 'Hours :iko, frnoi," he teplied. " 'And Intrn't you leti'Uted tn (lie mei.-,"cri' " 'No, fenor,' " 'licit why li.no you w.i.-ted all thii time when theic ii ii"od ol liiinyi' " 'Will tliu i-eiior tell me,' lie lepllul, as lie I.i7.ily ni-.ilihecl lii b Mil, 'what ha happened to the ivjiron?' " 'Why, a w'i"el I'.H fonio oil, of cour..e.' "'Ihen 1 will no to tlio mill and icpoil. I ilioiihl haio dune mi Ioiu ac but I wa-n't Mice.' " '.cure of whit, .ou dolt'-' "'Of win Hit r the vlieel bid conic; off ihe umsoii, or Ihe w.csfi'ii li.nl coivc oil Hie v.he"l. " M'jiitnjrt"ii lo-l. Pive Cents Worth of Pants. The New Yolk Sun lel.itis lh.it n V.mar jji.idu nle, inteiested in bad Side etl lenient wnili, w'n happened to bo in a. mi. ill timn in this -t'lio la-t weil;, iitecl, thiouiii ctuiivily, .i piiin.iiy mIiooI whne ptijiil- who Hie cliildrcn of nuelcin c'.s who woiUed in a ne.uhy ibop. 'J'he teacher, .i tall, thin scim-tiT, wlco.v; i;ood wolhs ln'tieil tic i" tlcico opii?sion, was plcisecl to rceocuiL liei iliftliultliv to the oily iKilnr. She told bow iin ma only taught her pupil!, but went inlo tlislr homes and nude their niolhoH clean them tip at Intmal-, and d".-;iile her efloits tbe.v would cuiiie lo nehool iliily, 'lliis w.K told in a o!eo lluct tanietl all over the s-t-hool loom auo ihe icipil- li-tcni'd stolidly. Whin she began lo point out iniHudiial lean! i.i.e, lefetiin to c.cc )c ;cs a "p.uty," Itie Piii.ill boy under discus ion would wiilhe in his seal and look ery un c'liiifnil.ibli.. "You'd iicier believe, ini.," paid llco teaiher, "Heat ihildieu lould bo so bad tin U's on i-iiv llieui as I do. 'I'liey elon'l o.uc how lliey die..--. Now, that paity then; (ioiut in? to ii small boy on the back seal), is tliu woi.sl i if the lot. lie ju-t won't wear elothes. I'lohahly jini will Iind it iiard to believe, hut tli.il paity came to sehoul jesterday and actually he didn't hale hc cent-,' woith of p.inls on, not Hie nuts' woitlc." 'Jlie Va.-s,ii' yiil could not contiol her ninth at this statement and the "pally" ii. qiksihai frlaied at the; teacher le iiiMilitully. The Wisdom of Solomon. I'olne .lusticp .li'hu .1. Mahrroy, nf I liic.igo, ;ai;a ood u iiioeiii'-liou of the jutliiuioiit of Ado- rnou not lorn- .isio. Iwo (.enuaiw hid cadi oilier illiMi'ii nil Hie in.eic oc sii.ccccci; . lino iiien- c-licmcl, uliicli they both i laimed. "That ih a is i..:....l .l.l .1 II .... 1,1..'. h'n -.nut r. aucsloil cm tin' ihaiij' ii, Ii tlic lid oui mini . ,,,'ui.ii, mnv ,.'j iui i.;.., "He's mine," -aid the .ll.ee. "f lliiiil, more of tint dcir than I do ol one ol my chilchei:." "Din; of .von is ini-l.iKii," s,ih Hi,, jiidiie, "I cannot decide (his inalleT. I will .setllo il by letlii'S' a icoliieiu.ui take the do;,- out and sluot lillii." "All liuht," .-aid one of the claimants', waving Ina IM in (lie iac.0 nt the oilier man. ".lu-t o .lull clnu't i;ct him." "No, don't hill lice doi;," 'hooted the nllcor man. "llc'.-i too lilie a i)iz to be lutlctessly .shot. I.e the oilier man line him; only I Impc, ynccr lioiior, tli.it .von wi'l liial.c a stipulation lliat ho I ii, lis 'umi liuht." "Tlie dnic is tci"is," said the judge to the peu oml man. "Talc him lmiuo with j mi "--New Voile Tiibuue, Brotherlincss in Brockton, llele i. a'clmy Inld hy l'iofisor llanett Wen dell about Pi. William i:ieull. 'lice latter v.n lining nut to HincMnu one n c ;;l.t to deliver r.u addles-, and t .lit acio-s Mr, Wendell in tlie olel I '.ii K Siiu.no .station "I'onie nloriar, Wendell," be said, "I'm goiinj out lo llrockton to -peak, unci 1 waul .some one' ic-iii, table lo .sit on llm il.it frn m with me," so the piofessni- went .ilo.-.gr. Mlie ii i:vuett incise to "p-al., the hall, wlihli was a laiso cue, wus only passihly well tilled, and even the e'oni .ualiuly t-iuall uuiuber liegui to glow tiualler, as one liv one the people .slipped away. Mr. Wendell betfiu to 1 1 1 ill!, (hat llmiktuii iiiu-t bo a siuiiiilailv colcbhearted dace, when .suddenly he noticed people; coming in by liuis and Ibices, ,uul silently takini mm Is whir ever they mule) liml thiiu. Soon the liall was full, Willi sl,niiliiii loom only, but slH (Icy eaine, llll tin- .chle's ami w.illn weic lined with lute rented li'leneis. Tlic Miipo.sed ile.seitor lend luiily told Hie people lint i'ero was Iho gie.ue.-t linn they had ever heaid, anil (jalheicel them ill by the nore. Ho-loii Herald. Before Marriage and After. Dr. Tcinph', tho aichhishnp of I'.inteibuiy, Is a notable pcion.ie;o .ilioul wlioni many piod i-tiiii nio lel.itid. Some ,c.u.s ano ,i y, nns cuiale sei'i. log to be Hi eli-cil w.c. biddou by Pi. Ti'iuih' lo lead a lew hmmm "I tho llible in eider lliat his lilne-.s for coudiie.tlui; pill. lie wni..di luliilil bo judiii'il. "Not loud i-iioukIi," was tin- oiitidsn of the bishop uliii. Iho .voiilig mail had IhiMied, "Hit! I'm i-oii.v to hear lli.il, mv lord," retdleil Hie eurle; "a lady in Ihe ihuilt yesleiday told mo I i unlit be he. ml most plainly all owi'." ".Mil Jnil aie enijauiil.'" iiieldeidy iinkeil pr. Temple, "Ye, lii,i lord." 'I lie bishop unileii inniily ainl f.lid: "Xnw, listen to mo, .muiii- man, M'lillo you aio erii.i.'ui elnn't believe oil l.v llilni; tlio l.ielj toll you, but," lie lidded Willi a elcep ihuihlo, "atlrr ou me luaiiied Icelii'Mi evuy wmd he b.i,v." I.oihIjh 'I lull. Getting' u Day Oft', A ceilaiu 2ivciiiiiieut ottlii'i' w,u noteel for In Ins .1 haul tiislMii.uleT to Ihu'O who were iiinlci' him, tho n'lM.nls III his own rst.ihlUhincut bciiiv' la) i 'ipiion. Ills valet was e.Niivlt'i to W on duty .'.i:."i full diva In (bo .vein. llillii il.t.illul to ,iuui'lialiy il fii'i'iitilU. ipe clllioli on .ill extended clnl-e, tio olll. ei iiuhont a Utile in iiiuiniiinitatm.' tho nev, lu hU tier feoit.il attiiidaui, "h'vll, .Ijlllls." lo i.ild, ' liow would )0J like lo i;o Willi me .loimd Iho vvtilld'.'" "Hi wo ;,' lioiu c.lt lo vvvsl, wlri" aIveii thp til. I "W- " "lie lose a daj in ;ioliijj Hut way, don't we?" "Wc do." "Well, -ir, I'd l:'..e il mt laic. Il would jiiig ,.,, n l.f ..IV M His iiusior wo i.e idv.ijecl wiili llm uptnesi oc no: ii'inev iu.il ice aic ccciic u veeK in paiv fur tho filt,..Yiiiui t'oiiipanloii. nil lo lie. Pot'o Mousabre's Rebuke. I'ero Moiiruliir, tlm i debuted Pouiinliin pienilier, liny uppinprlalely bo called the lather Burle ol 1'iiiikc. He u ut us fviul of u jol.3 ,n v. r Ids fciliious liljh luollier. V nloiy ol Mill t.( Hilt one thy j( In- was Jii-i (i'iIiik In pifJili a liirJiVliff iMIue lo him liml u ltdy vvillilul In ivo I'tni. she wa Ivoiilrd nliont clli dll.ilr nf iihi Hlonei'i rhe fell ho'el llli" tn tee lilm, ele Vf'i'f umi It vavto of iliiio ihe calne In the prdnl. She w.ik Ktvcli lip lii vaiiHe, Tint very liioilillnl ulie coiitoi.e.l ohe li.tu noked In bee lookliii! hI is and Jleliled lei Ilia tctnliliitlini of tlilliislnit h"i"'lf plilt.e, IViu JIoiisaIui. looked ill tier unit olid ipiletly, "Is th.il all?" "Tlnit's uli." "Hell, Illy child," he leplml, ".voll mil to iHieiy In peace, tor to mil;e ii mistake Is not .1 slii."-M, A. 1. John's Pointed Question. A good Aloiy it (ntd of one nf Ihe ellsnllort".-! ol tin; Sicittlsh cliuich, Iteloie he lui'aiue knmvn lo fiime ho was mllibtii of a leinole iatlli III t'ellle chile, mill wm not c'ciiuideled a liartluil.ilty ut Iriitllve ucaoher. At Ids iuei!elloii evlctnlii! ill tern I Ions v.no mule lu llic; tiiniept of Im eiiuiili, mid tli'..e hud tlio ciUtl of meepliut nttiiy lonslit'r.ible seating neeoijiuiodalioii. One day iiflet the nlerutloiu li.nl been rflc-letl Im (Piled the eiiuiili to ten li.iw' it looked. "Wli.ll do joit think of tlie Imtnovrinents, .lolin?" he iil,cd nf (he tieadlei "linproveiiKiils!" e.lclalniid .lohu 111 illsclini, "The.v'ie; no iluiiiiweiiieiits at it'. Wliaill' .lie )0 KOln' In put tlie folk," "Oil," f.ilcl (Ice nilnlsler, "wc have abuml.im-.e of loom, John, luii-I'leiliig llic tlr.e of (ho cuiv greuadonS" "That's 8' vuy vveel Ihe non." relumed ihe beadle, "but what will je do when we Ret ,i !'"P-Hint- incciiiilci!" Til'lltl. Not Whnt She Expected. A young lady of Iho il'y who Is ccnicvvlut noted for her eocpietiy was tnlklm? a few diya n,o lo one of her inimeioiis beans. "Oil," i-lio sniil. In a ino't liiliful tone ol (olio, "in. body loves me." As flu; piii'od for U'ity ll.e jonns 111.111 s.iid Willi tti.it tendeine.ss whisii alwais appeals to (he feminine heal I; "I am quite sure lh.it somebody does love J on." Her face liiliiiiteneel ny pcicoptlhly as i-!ie t-.tiil with ii gie.it deal of intcint: "I wonder wlio on cirlh II can be. Un )0ii know" "Oh, ).-," he ifpliecl. "Cod and )0Ur ni'itli or." Memphis Scimitar. LITERARY NOTES. In "Tlie I.oie Sounds of n Hoodlum," mod to bo published by ltlilci" und Shepard, Sin rranciscci. Wallace Irwin lias wriltui a tunnel I'velu fotllni; fortli tl.i; lend'.i' jdaiul of .1 Iovi. loin biitchei''.s appieiitiea living oiio to bis pas-Ion iird despair. Mr. Irwin lias originated a lltoi.iry ruiio-lty and has taken a bold mid tin expected stop into the compaialively uicesplored field of .slau. The poet l..cs iloro the tincx peeled by making Ilio .soniiel Hie vehicle of M'.ile eN!ire-ioiis n.s .(do lnipkt gloiy in, ba.s given lull iday to wlilm.siealily. icallsiu and bioiul bimior, and t-llll pre-eived (he metrical value of Iho sonnet inviolate. Only a liiimoiUt could have done Hits daiiKirous thing nitisliially; and Mr. Irviu Ills heen Ihe sonnet Ironi iho .stanilpoiut of a humeri.-!, lle.ideis may diia creo Willi tin- lioudlum'.i e'oiiicplioii of IVtraicli'ii Muse, but noun can eh iyi bul huitli a I Iho nuniberle-a niipri-es ol llii:-. siiri.ising litc.iry joke. The book is inttodiic;el by a leiy ile'er defense of slang and its uses, by lielett lliugojs. "'Iho l.ovet Soiiueu of .1 lloodluin" aliounds in eminently ijuoublc lines, and reveals tlriklnty (he l)rie possibilities of flanir, "the ille'gltlnutc sister of poetry." Hon. Albeit .1. PcveridK", I'lilted Slates sen.il ir fieuii Indiana, has spint (ho past live months in the -far ca-l investisi-atim; coiniueioiil and politie.ll conditions, slud.vins luteinaiional tela. (ions, appraisiiu; uiiliniial resources-, and con fining willi tico men who ace establishing tho ca-lein polley of the IJuiupean powers. 'Ilio Mist amount of inhumation thus secured at 'irst hand Senator Ueveiidno will embody ice a seiics of iintewoitliy p.ipeis, tho tnst of wludi ap pealed last week hi the Satiudiy livening Post, cf Philadelphia. "Klin; Millar," by l'litoii Sinclair, iuhli.-Iicil by the Punk .(; Waualls lompauy, is :c novel which takes its til lo from tlio struiarlc in (Ice he.ut of a beautiful sill just, entering voitim hood, wlio liies tn please her friends and lo gratify her own love of 1bo beauty and biMiiy tint wealth lulnc,. by ghing lief hand o a milliohaiie Miilor when lier lieait doed not .-o willi it. It is a woiiileifiil study of a wouuu's soul. 'Iho iiEoroti., MuiirIIi and I111111.111 quality of all ('.Mils Towa-cicel lliadi's stories ic-iippeir in n cliarining lailroad lale in the Peioneber PeliniM tor eutitlLiI "hove; cm Lost Moiinlain." Ilo.v a joiiiig man, Ihe owner of tliu load, mailo Ids iu.iilv while at tlio throttle and won Hie ir speet of an old engineer and the love of bis daughter, uiakci .i i-teny tluilling in power and siirkling in humor. Tlionux Nel-nn I'.iro will levive in the Clnlil mas Suibnci'.s his liieiuuiies nt an edddiuco Sim d.iv in Viigini.i, as it was in hks lmjliood. II is a 'rliinuinu- .skekb of Smithvii: lite before tho war. BUSINESS POINTERS. Plans aie in iweuilion for a combination of Hie iii.iiiiir.ii tin t i-s of printing loesses. Seven m.niiilaetiuc'is are undeibtood to have oiveu op tions mi their plants and an eolith Ins named a in ic e at which lie will tell. The eapil.itUi. lion will be 1J1U',(KI0,IHW to WO.OOO.enO. 'IIi.m; roue ems will be iniludid in tlic combination, if it is t'oiineel as now pkiniiul: Cox DutdeX and llnlior wnks, Miehlo Printing I'ro.-.s and .Maun. f.ie lining innip.iiiy, Potter Printing 1'ies.s wmks al .spriuiilield, M,i-s'.; Cainiibill I'liutlug Press ci in I .Manilla! Inline: iiiiupiiiv, Hiu-s l'rintii'3 1'iess loinpan.v, Whillnil; Print intc I'ics and Mann faituring couii.iny and Walter Scott .V Co, Tlio l'hil.u!ililii.i and Heading coiniau.v has been ill c iii-iondvn:e with large tiiauiifactuieia in I'laiue l.'Uii to thu sin) incut iibiuail of lilii.tmil Ions of authravllo eoai. Tlio llejcllii;; coinpany, bowevrr, is not ai,ious (o makes ijo.i. traits, tor ilelivcilfts ahioacl f,,r tlio leason lliat llic Imuie cleiiiands for coal low tar rural llii ubilily nt Ihe mining lonnianics lo jiet their pieiduel tu niiikel. (heal dilllcully ts eil enieel in nettlnir a siiillclenl nunibir ot cus to catty coal into tlm inleiior wlieic; it Is uiueiilly meeled and eipial dltllciilty Is I id in tjeftlus llic e-'oal tu tldev.aler, llie tiririal demaiid lor locomotivi's 1 nnpio eeelenled, Tho car slioitaue, whiili lias iheokecl liMlllo ill various pails nl Hie lounliy, is at," uraviiteil by tlie lack ol heavy nioilu1 power em the piincipal lailiMid systems, Oulcm for loeomotiu'1 tor dellveiy wllhiii a liionlh l.avn nv, nun all Ihe liiioiuotlvo vvoik.s and bolh tin) Ameiliaii l.oioinotivu company umi llie llahlwin l.oeoiuotive company hive all tlio wot Is buoko I Hut they iaii attend to for tl iiionlhs lo lome, Tho ncllviiy of Aui-riiin in.'iiufaoliiicis shows no hlsns of abiteiilinl. Al least tlih iippeam tn bo Imi', miasm Im; the activity ol maiiufac. tincls liy (heir deieia.nl tin law material Iroui other pails nt Ihe vvuld wl.uh niter Into Ih-'ir Stent induct I lea. Tho Impoititlon of in.iniiiai tilled inatciiab duiliii,' nine nniiths eudiii'; willi Seplcinber, IWI, wen; not only l.iliiir than thoo of l.ist year but larifcr linn tluw el 'i" M'av In llic liUloiy of our eiiuimciic umI iinlusliie,. The lion Abo upoils a icioid plsiion inod'i Hon In Oitotur. 'Iho output iinihed the eieit total of l.l'iD.uv) (oiw, or at Ihe latu ot iti,8tm,'W0 tons per minimi. 'Iho luiiiic.es in lilut on Nov, I had n weekly cap.i'lty ot il.iKS'il ton-, luvd on Hieir iiclu.il )h'U In October. Tlil is in i.Miei of uuy Devious irioiel, Ci'inp.iiiles in Hie business; nf iiiiiiinu c.ipsiun in tin; I'llllul Male., are In bo leuiKeil into ,1 II lit, The combination i lo bo hno.'ii as tlio I'uitel states (Sypsiini lonipiny. 'flu uul i lo lo c.iilali.iil al !j.ii,iHiii,W)U. A tilde ti lleo phillpi ini'i wnidd veiidu t,uj),liiil pounds ut f.)iier. Tho eiiilie piodus tleli ei coiper i. only about u,i)n,ni1'l miiul a )var. "" RULE OF LIFE. IVr 'llic Tilbui.e, Like the star 'lliat khlnes ufar, Wilhout li.ijie, Ami without lest, .et each nun wheel willi stejdy tvvjy Pound tlic tad; thut nilci thu djy, And ii his but. I'liiii the tloumaiilaii by Uo Hon. FINLEY'S ft inn in lis i liiliiiiife Are you well posted in the quality and construction of a Blanket or Comfortable; Are you not entirely at the mercy of tho seller and dependent upon him for honest value P Our business methods are open and well known wo will not sell a single Blanket or Comfort able that is not just as repre sented. Fine Blankets Our range of qualities is large enough to meet every require ment, from the lowest-priced to the finest grade found in this market. We can only mention prices on a few numbers, as rep resenting the values we are giving. Full Size Heavy All-Wool White Blanket In different colored borders. The very best value offered at this price, $4.88 A Special Number in a Heavy Grey Blanket That is very hard to match at $1.50 Com for ta bios from $1 to flue Down Comfort ables in Sateen and Silk Coverings. 510-512 Lackawanna Ave ALWAYS BUSY. Ituhher--. Rubber-. IlUhcsl in Qiulily. Lowest in Price. Always Alwais. Always. Lewis & Reilly, Wyoming Ave. L OF SCRANTOIV. ORGANIZED 1872. Depositary of the United States. Capital, $200,000 Surplus, $550,000 Special attention given to all ac counts whether large or small. Win. Connell. Henry Belin, jr., President. Vice-President. William H. Peck, Cashier. Directors. William Connell, J. Beuj. Dimmick, Thos, H, Watkins, James Archbald. Henry Belin, jr. Luther Koller. Geo. H. Catlin. Jas, L, Connell. The discount rate to depositors is five per cent, per annum. Open Saturday evenings, 8 to 0 o'clock. Three per cent, paid on in terest deposits. Interest compounded Jan. 1 and July 1, HENRY BELIN. JR., Ccueul Agent for tlic Wyoming Pistikt for Dupont's Powder Mlnlns, niastln;, Sporthi;, Sinol.clesi and (lit Itcpauno Chemical Ccitipauy'i HIGH EXPLOSIVES. Safely Fue, Caps and l.'plodirj. ncinu tot '.on mil lulldinj .Sru'aten. Afii:l.lt:S. THOS. l'Onil 1'itlMcn JOHN' II. bill I'll i: SON' I'hiiic'iiih V. L HUU.IQAN WjlkcsUarri) PERMANENT POSITIONS oflv'Kil otinutori for kciwijI bulldiu;; orn-iailone, wpable. of liguiiua: pUiu unci wclflMtiviia in all ot tlieli' rlepiiitiuciils, i:iclleiit opporlunltle lot lutuie adv.inienicnt, i-tjlo talaiy and e.vpericuei'. Address MLOLA 111 II.DINU CO., Iloom 400, tlei. man 'itioiiJl I) ml lUilhlin,', I'ittsbuij, l'a, NATIONA SCRANTON'S BUSINESS HOUSES. THESE ENTERPRISING DEALERS CAN SUPPLY YOUR NEEDS OF EVERY CHARACTER PROMPTLY AND SATISFACTORILY. BUILDING CONTRACTOR, Storm ,ih nml Ooom, flme ftoiilf, olllec mid loro fiui'.tluie, lu liml or soil wood, nml Joli MM X. Wiidili. nn'. I" MJMMAIt. FOR SALE niKtOini oml HARii.NS "f nil 1.1ml'. nho HniKi'si mid lliilldlili.' I.oli .it bariMltH, IIOUSI'.S CLll'I'CI) mid tlltODJIIIIl nl M. T. KELLER l.aeKavvaiuiJ CanlJRc Work!. J. B. Woolsey Co covr?crof?s AND BUILDERS. Dealers in Plate Glass and Lumber OF ALL HINDS. E. JOSEPH KUETTEL. rear Dll Lackawanna avenue, manufacturer of Wire Screens of all kinds! fully prepared for the spring season. Wo nuke all kludi of porch iscrecns, etc. PETER STIPP, Oeneral Cnnlractor, tlullder and Dealer In Building Stone. Ccmcnliii ol cellars a spe cialty. Telephone L'592. Office, J.J7 Washington avenue. SEOUR1TY BUILDING A SAVINGS UNION Home office, COS-209 Mears tlullding', transacts a general building and loan business tliiuughout the state of Pennsylvania. REMOVAL SALE CARPETS We will magnificent ing at our former loca tion, 129 Wyoming Avenue, about December ist, and have determined to close out at once prior to removal of our present stock. To do this we have decided to GUT OUR PRICES DEEPLY throughout our entire stock. Every article in our store has been purchased for this seasons's trade and this offering of W IDS i CUT PIES will appear to prudent buyers who know the reputation of the store and the high class of merchandise offered. We can and will save you money if you but take ad vantage of this great sale. GOODS STORED FREE OF CHARGE. WTT llll lAlllft .JLWiliLRW Mi I Will Temporary Store, upholstery 1 127 WYOMING AVENUE. 1 rugs I H 1 Gunsterti Forsyth ;j'2 I'eiiu Avenue. BsJI A Second-Class City with a First-Class Stock of Gut Glass, Sterling Silverware Clocks, Etc, Suitable for Wedding Gifts. Mercereati & Connell, 132 Wyoming Avenue, GO GO Hanleys Bakery. 420 SPRUCE ST, Successor lo HUNTINGTON Wo make a upeelally ol fine bread liiff. Orders for Salads, Oystcu, Croquettes', tie., promptly filled, A full line of tec Cream and lies. IrV. A. HARVEY, i;tcctrle Wiring and Fixture. Electric Bell and Telephone Work. 309 COMMONWEALTH BUILDING ThcSoranton Vitrified Brick and tile Manufacturing Company waken of 1'avliifr nilek, etc. M. It. Dale, Uei'rral Kales Agent, Oflle.e Ml) Woslilncton .iv. Woiks at Nay Aug, l'a., I,'. & W. V. It. K. mmmimmmimmmBmmimmum K INQSBURY & SCRANTON, JIanufacturcrs' Acents MINE AND MILL SUPPLIES, District Acents for John A. Uncblliijt's Soni Co.'s Wire Hope ami I'dcctriral Wire. Hulta l'crchu and Huliher Mftf. Co.'s lV'ltlng, racking, Hose and Mechanical Rubber (loodi. Knovvlton l'acklug. Carter's Oil Clothing. Itoom aio Paul I illdg. occupy our new build WALL PAPER E AIJLVAAAJ.UIA1 I Mission Furniture "Mission" Fuvnituie was so named because it j copied from furniture discovered in the ruins of the Mission Houses of Old Mexico. It is handsome Unique Comfortable and Durable and well worth cou sidering' if you are about to buy furniture. It is finished in Ant werp, Austrian and Woathered Oak. Call and see it. Hill & Connell I2i N. Washington Ave. ATLANTIC CITY HOTELS, Grand Atlantic Hotel and anncx Virginia Ave. ami Death, Atlantic City, .V, J. bulla C4i; 30 I'cautiful loouu cniulte, tlngli and with Lath; net uivl cold tcavvatcr bath iu hotel anil auni'.x. Novation tclcct ami central, within few ardi ot tlio Steel 1'icr. Orchestra, Oilers (pedal tiln ule, Hi lo $15 by wctk; ir.'.W up hy day, inilal rate to faniUlej. Coivhtt meet til train. Wiitc lut booklet. CHAniES E. COl'B. A tWr.Ann tv ,. tS IT' a rMJhfe, clt , j. t .1,. .- L,.