" .-HM" '' -"-J? ,v,.,,,rry -,.-yW r ,, wfVTt-JS,Tt-t'r-i'l'r';-.'y' '" -""-"- 'ynP'wriffii-'' '-'yrH?pl??? i : i THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-THURSDAY, NOVEMBER Id, 1901. The News of THE PEOPLE'S EXCHANGE .V j "lu'B't"!-!"-! -- WANii'l'-A d'oil girl, itiliMIe nc ptcfitifil. Ill' of MrJ. William JllliKIMin, m uuii'iim hh-ci. A. W. HAWKS CclilnMlcil t.octurti', Stonshine and Shadow) GRAND OhERA HOUSB Monday, Nov. 18. RAILROAD TIME TABLES. ' Doiiiwnio and Hudson Ralliond. .IllllO it, P.ml. Tnilm will leave ('ailiciiil.il? at eiiy hl.iUnti a follows: ., fur Sri-milon .mil VltWU.urp (UkI, ''. 'y Kill, l(l.(il. 11.21 .1. in. i l.M'i. 1. 1.". ---". "" C ill), Tinl, Idol, 1H.31 p. III. iiiiiI.iv li.iliw Iojic at S.".tl, 11 -!l J HI! ''" t. Ill, S.Ji. MM p. in. Tor Alluinv, s.iritnjit, Mntitir.il. IIkP'H. "' Ki'nl.niil in.ints, ilc, T.ni ,i. in.; I. !' (dally.) , ,, , . IVr I.alee l.oilotv. Wavmarl. nml Itn!i0l:li. 7.22. ll.tfi . til.; ;t.3l. if. l:l p. in. , niiil.iv Ir.iim 1m w I..iI;c IjhIi'Ic. W.i-niJit. mill lniiixl,iti nt ti.Mi .i. in.; I.KH. Ml I'. ''' Traliii .inhi. ut ( iiiliiiinl,ili. Iint'i Will 1 ";; ui.il E-ur.tnton .h fniiim-: i!..v, t-.:x. 'ami. i"..;'1 . in.; 12.:!;, ".mi. ;i.2:i, l.-'S. t'.U-. T.ni. s.iil, l'. l. 31 .IT p. in.: 1..V1 .i. in. ,, Niinl.iv ti.titi- airl-v at !'..'!7 n in. t 12. 1". '- I -"-. ii.'."., ll.;m p. in. . . Sum!.!)- ti.ihw nnlir nt ("iii-IkmhIjIp fi"1'.! I'1l. l.niloii'. W3.1m.1rt iitnl UoiKi'Lilr a! 12.li. !"' nml 7.33 1. 111. New York. Ontario nntl Western. Si'iit. u, vol. 'lulni Ic.r.f Pm lunula So to: -viniit.'ii .it T a. ii ; l.ii'J 11. 111. MiniJ.ii' ti.ilns at 7. Hi) a. in.: fl.0'1 p. in. Train-, Icjir Cailmiiililr f-i imh'l ti0'..' . 31.1H 11. 111. On Mind iv at !UU a. ! !"' Imvirs at II. Hi 11. in. ui'il, ila- nml '.' 10 n. '' t-iinil.i.i.4 m.ilio i" 'iii'itlniH (1 1 Xi-v.' S"il. ' oiii- "H-lll. etc. 'Iialns nil lii finni Siiaiilmi .il 11. M a. "'' J'-1' I', in.: trcin pniiitH n.ii tli, i.wi p. 11'. Mnnl.'v Iriim Sir.inti.il .it ii. til .1. in. ami 7. !' p. '1!'! fmin (Mdiuli nt tl.0.1 . in. Erie Railroad. .Tune 2'!. 1001. Tialm Iciir cltv -t.iliii, ('.iilii.i,i'.ili'. ilajly fi'id'pt miihI.ii) nt'7.ini .1. in. ami I.Kt p. " '"' lliaii.lt nml Nliivwli; ut !i.; a. in., 'lally ('- cf.tiiis: Similn). tin l'.liiuh.iiiili'ii. m.iliiiiK inn mtIIoih for Niw Vinl: llv ami ItnlT.ilo, ami at il.-lO p. in. fur Mwnii'luiiiii, iiiaMn-: cuiiiicetioiH li'f p.ii'in iioinf-i. Mnicl.iv mini .it f.l." a. in. fin' Miiiiii'luini.i. ultli wo.-tciii ci.iiiioilliii:-. mill H.27 p. in., with .llle cniinoillnii Trains nnivr at ?."'. a in. an I 3. 13 p. i.l. -iiinlni'j' .it -.3.l a. in. DORSE'S BUDGET. Fooling Good Because Kis Vote for Jones Was Saved Other Topics Dressed Up in the Greenfield Man's Style. TJorrance Buckley RunMtc Is feeling ?uod over the circumstance that his vote cast for Country Controller Jones nas not lost, llo win nunc chcerl'til yesterday than on his prior visit, which, tlianhs to Chief MeAudiew's solicitude, lie says lie will have cause to iciiu tu ber. "Doric" lias the following: to .'iv to his Ciirbomlnle frienils: "The weather Is very cold yet, hut 1 feel better. Jly friend. Jones, was elect ed, so I didn't lose all my votes. "Well, (ircenfield litis met with a loss and Fell township lias met with a sain. Jly friend and neighbor, Thomas Healey, lias departed from flreenlleld to l'VIl township, lint, say, while you are a talkin' of niovin'. now, I know a man living- in drei'iUield whose son says his father and mother have moved twenty-seven times within ills recol lection. Now. 1 don't think it can he more than that, as the son is no more than twenty-seven year? old now. This is remarkable, '.hN is Three movltiKS is as bad as on lit o. so 1 line heard since I was a . tiiul! lr.y. ".My chill is v.oikhur off. That's the chill I Rot 'count of Mi .tloii. Last Sat urday I rrcciveii my i iici k, my pension pay, you H'eoilct. I settled up n few old account. Had a little left. Thought 1 would driVf the (hill away, Met a few friends, uininiKSt theni Chief Aie Andriw. Tlu chief had noticed the. viiathci' piiispeets closer')) 1 had, and ho thoiitrht 'twouldu'tlie advisable for me in start for home with my thin clothes, so lie. kindly took care of me for the nljfht. Very much obliged for the fa vor, chief. Will return the compliment hen 1 have the chance. "I promised to write a short essay cm tin keys and the prospects and the prices. Well, my opinion is that what IV w turkeys Is left will lie very nice. Would ailvlse my friends to engage. their tut keys in advance, Jiy friend, .limies i Utilise, is responsible, and If he promises yon turkeys ho will deliver them and they will be nlie, and thn price, lie says, will make no (inference to lilm. l.i'iv will want me. as lie got ids hay In town. So long for this lime. Would like to see my friend, The Tribune man, but lie Is not In, (.Hit gntherliiii pews, 1 suppose, .More anon. "Yours for turkeys fed on beech nuts. U. 11. JMrdette." Dorrance called later u lien The Trib une man was to home. "Say." exclaimed "Doric," with an anxious air. "you're acnmln' out to tlw slngln' class tonight, ain't yen'.'" ".Vow," lie said, wltli an air of apol ogy, "l won't he tin re myself, a.'. I've got mi Invitation to a private ilanco party tonight, myself and my family, unci you'ie ope of the lanilly If you've, a mind to eoine. Say, by gosh. 1M llkrj to have .Mill; you know you're welcome, H'h over to Kvcietts. you know; mighty nice people. You can take some of your friends along. They're mighty nice people, now, and, of course, 1 know you won't take any seal. i wax's along, for I know you must keep mighty good company." Tli) Tribune mini evruscd lilinself on Iho plea of business Ik fore pleasure. "Well, I'm mighty sniry," said Por ranco regretfully, "Hut I guesH we'll dunce, though, even it you do stay away." . "Huy," was "Dorie'rt" parting, "I wish youM make that I'orrcction about tho man who's selling tho cabbage. 'Twus Voter Wells, not Teeter Tatter, 1 don't ste why them printers, who nuiko those typo-something, you know what tho salad man wps klckln' 'bout the other day. can't read any wrltiu'; anybody cau lend of il, Of course, iny T looks like by 'IV but, hlamo it, they read enough kinds of wrltln' in know tip.' difference" Spanish War Camp Incidents. Thu Hev. Father Daly's lecturo in St. l(oso hall on Friday night will bo brim ful of Interest of camp life during the Spanish-American war. Father Daly was chaplain of tho Sixty-ninth regiment of New York city nntl was with the regiment whllo It was In tump. Whllo there he had abundant ppportunlty to observe the side of mil CatboncJale, itary life of which the public seldom gets ii glimpse, The public Is itlwuyo Interested In heitr these descriptions and tales and In Father Daly will he found one who Is happily inialllleil to entertain and Instruct, us welt, ior there are many lessons to he learned from such an experience. What gives a local Interest to the lecture Is that two t-arbondale boys, Frank Newcoml) and Alex. Iheiiuan. Were volunteers lit the regiment of which Father Daly was chaplain. The diagram of srat Is open nt I!, A. Kelly's drug store, AMONG THE BOWLERS. Interest in the Gnme of Ten Pins In cionslng Among Cnrboutlnlo Sports menOne Tenni Formed, Another in Process. Interest in the sport of bowling Is In creasing' among the sportsmen of Car bolldale. One team has already been formed and another, from iiiuoiil' the Carbondale Cycle club members, cau b" said to be ill ptocess. llefore the cold weather Is fairly on bowling will be Millie tile thing niuonu the male population, of tile city. The team thai has been oiunnlKcil Is composed of bowlers who have become experts in making "strikes" and "spares" on the one alley in the town, the one at Nlessen's, on South Main street. They have named themselves "The Lightweights." though Mime of the members have plied mi merit' for them the name of "Top Nolchcts." "The Lightweights" are George (Irls- tv, ill!, .fntio rit'Vnlinev. K. M. f'orbett. Charles Chamberlain and C.us Xlessen. (forge (irlswold, wild i- the heavy weight of "The Lightweights." bus been elected captain. The team is enthusi astic over the season's pro.-pecls and are arranging' to mi el teams from For est City and llonesdale, if there lie any in th"se towns who enie to wainhr from home. EVERY SEAT WILL BE TAKEN. Assured Success of tho Lyman Howe Pictuies at tho Grand Wed nesday Next. When Lyman Howe exhibited Ids moving phttircs here last spring there were many disappointed people who on the night of the exhibition found it Impossible to get a r-ent anywhere in tho house, but the gallery, which was crowded. Thai tills will lie repeated next Wednesday night now seems cer tain. The programme is wonderfully attractive, and every number Is abso lutely new. Howe never repeats any thing, but his successes. The scenes covering the close of the president's life and the president's funeral will alone 1111 the house. An additional at traction over his former exhibition will be tho work of Jay l'aige, sculptor and lightning clay modeler, who. In full vi'-w of the audience, will model por traits of well known men. comedy faces, caricatures, animals, etc. The tickets are now in Ibe Held, and those who desire good seals should pill chase at one. THE CABBONDALE DELEGATION Over One Hundred Persons from Hero Will Hear Nordicn Tonight. Carlionelale will be given a good rep resentation at the .Von Ilea concert at the now Armory nt Scran'on tonight. The sale of seals at Clark's drug store up to lust night was near tho one hundred mark, and it is certain that there will be a large number checked off before tonight. 'I here is the greatest enthusiasm among the prospective patrons of the concert, .mil the keenest anticipations are stirring those who will make up the delegation from Carbonilale. The move of Mana ger Hand In providing seats at fiO and 7." ci-nls was a popular one, and th"i'o will be many hero who will avail them selves of this opportunity to hear tho great Nordlea. DEATH FROM DIPHTHERIA. Irene Breuunn, Daughter of Jnmes Tlrennan. the Second Victim This Fall. Irene, the 7-year-old daughter of Mr. and .Mrs. James liiennau, of Xew Cemetery street, died Tuesday night from an attack of diphtheria. Tills Is the second death from this malady riiiLU the advent of the cool weather. The deceased was an exceedingly bright and eluvor child and gave prom ise of developing into a woman of slrong character. Sim was foremost in the ranks of her school companions and took a prominent part, for one of her years, iu the closing exercises at Si. lloso Academy last June. The parents tire overwhelmed with their sore ulllle tlou. The- child was privately Interred hi St. Hose oomelory yesterday afternoon. A BURGLAR'S LIGHT HAUL. Takes n Few Articles from the House of Patrick O'Malley, of tho West Side. A burglar entered the summer kit chen of tlie residence of Special l'ollce mun I 'utricle O'.Malley, on tho West Side, on 'I'ltesday night and carried off u low articles, an overcoat and oilier clothing. Tho theft was discovered yesterday morning, on the night before, Mrs. O'.Malley and her daughtei were frigh tened by a man peering: through tho kitchen window. Afterwards they sup posed it was Mr. O'.Malley, but when ho did not reach home until some time afterward, they concluded it was soiuo prowler, Tho investigation In the morning revealed the loss of the arti cles mentioned, Master Roxfortl Meyer's Birthday. The following little folks helped Mas ter Hoxford Meyers enjoyahly celebrate his tenth birthday at his hoiue on Ma ple street: Lois .Vorrls, Fiinnle .Vonis, Mia Carlton, Mlldu-d Miller. Leila Stone, Charlotte lllsted, Margciy Ills ler, Urace Mills, lleuule Severance. Florence flair. (Jl.tdys James. Hazel Colvlt". ola llasl.iiu. Hlsle llaslam, Laura Heidi, Itoblile llrydeii. Itaymond Tlffan.v. Frank Honham, (lien UMi niond. Leonard Mills, Karl Oliver. Till uuiu .Moon, J'Ynuk Shannon, Ira .Mil lard, Walter Fletcher, ltulpli llhted, Karl flates, Cyril Steele. .Merrill Ileach. Hay liolielibeck. Removed. Mr. and Mrs, J. ll. Cotter have n inovvil their household ctfects from the Cliff house, on Summit avenue, to Ka kin avenue. THREE CHICAGO DOCTORS Failed -o Do for Miss Mnlicllo I. LnMonto' What Was Aecoin plislictl li.vLydla E.rinklinin'g VoBotaWc Compound. " Dn.ut Mns. Pinkham: I Tvns in ri it v fttl stfite or nearly throe years tvlth u complication of female troubles which three physicians called by dif ferent names, hut tho pains were all tho same. 1 dreaded tho time of my rsnr6 '$t!00. Ift"' MAllKM.i: I.. LAMONTK. monthly periods for it, monnt a couple of davs'tn hed in awful uirony. I final ly miidc up my mind that tho food doctors wen; guessing ,na hearing from dilTereut, friends such good re ports of Tijdju K. Piiiklmm's Vcs i'tnlilo Compound, 1 tried that. I lilcss the day I did. for it was the dawning of n now life for me. I nsccl five bottles heore T was cured, but when they worn taken 1 wah a well woman cit'ico more. Your Compound is certainly wonderful. Several of my friends have used it since, and nothing hut the best do i ever hear from its use. ' Yours, MAl'.r.M.n L. LaMoktr, '.''.'2 K. .'list .St.. Chicago, 111. $sooo forfeit If abnie tcstln.onicl is not genuine. Tf Ijyd'nx K. JMnklinm's Vepc lublo C'oniiHMiml could uitro Miss LuMonte wliy not you V Try it and see for yourself. Mrs. Pinlchuui advises sick wo lueu free. Address, Lynn, Mass. HOSE HEN'S FAIR. The Cottnge Company's Enterprise Progressing- Favorably Mitchell Company to Hold One Commencing- Monday Night, December 16. The Cottage Hose company's fair which opened in Wat fa ball on Mon day nlghi is being well patronized. The friends of tho company, who are to bo found in every iiarter of the city, are readily responding to the efforts of the enerselie: liosenieu to augment their building fund, as the Increased atten dance each evening shows. Last night was the most successful of the week. There was a great big crowd iu the ball and everybody hael a gri'at big jolly time. There was an enjoyable programme of musical numbers to entertain the throng, while many other diversions attracted interest (luring tho evening. Chief among these was dancing. The following programmnie was len dereil by young people from Seranton: Piano solo. Mary Jordan: vocal solo, John Moran: recitation, Mary Devine; vocal solo, Jami'S Mcllugh; vocal solo, Maggie Jordan; violin solo, Frank Mc Jlugli; vocal solei, Loughlin Mcllugh; piano solo, Sarah Devine; vocal solo, John ShauBlinessey. That the city firemen are going to have their innings in the fair busi ness I ills season is evident. Hosides the Collage and Columbia company's enterprise, comes tho Mit chell's, which will open on Monday evening, December l(i, and will con tinue for one week. The treasury of the eompnny was lowered somewhat by the expense of entertaining visitors on tho elaborate scale thai was in vogue during semi centennial week and it is to replenish the exchequer that the company will conduct the proposed fair. Tliu mem bers are planning for a big event and the public is sure to respond as it has in the past whenever the Mitchell com pany i-ame before' llu: people for as sistance. The fair will take place In Watt's hall. Diagram Opens Tonight, The diagram for A. W. Hawk's lecture, "Sunshine and Shadow," opens tills evening at Reynolds' drug store. (.'hecks will be given out at (I o'clock and seats reserved nt 7.30. Kadi cheek entitles holder to four seats. .Mr. Hawks Is brimful and running over with humor, His wit is clean and ids philosophy transparent but his fun Is never iiiaile at the expense of the keen'edge of the public's moral sensi bilities, lie keeps ids hearers In roars of laughter from beginning to end of his lecture- without descending to slang terms or vulgarity. His entertainment Is thin (Highly delightful. At the (hand opera house next Mon day evening. Out-of-Town Guests. Among Hie- out-of-iowii guesis at the Omar Social club subscription danco on Tuesday night were: Frank Mo Tague, alary O'Hoyle, Anna .Marion, Frank (inlcna, Harry O'Jioyle, Michael Jlowley, Clara Jennings, Miss ilyan, M arga rt i Lees, Francis Itoland.Mr. Ue vlne, Will Mulluney, Seranton: Autln Lynell. Chester Mason, Martin Moouey, John Lynch, John Lawler, Joseph mil lions, Thomas McUiuty, Ilernard Ool den, Mr. and Airs. Joseph Million, Wil liam (Jalena, Olyplmnt; Frank Collins, Joseph Farrell, Arthur l'ler, Jerinyn; James ,. .Moouey, Frank Heap, Martin Kelly, Ambrose O'.Malley Cha-les ('ralg, Thomas O'Hoyle, Thomas (lib lions, Mary Walsh, Vittstou; Kllv.abeth Tlieobold, llonesdale; Miss O'lloro, Susitueliaiiua: Anna and Leiioro (iler, KlUabotli O'llaiii, Dickson Cltj; P. J. McCarrlck, Providence; James Duffy, Diiuinoro. Death of an Infant, Caroline Marie, the il-iuonilui-nlil daughter of Mr. mid .Mrs. fleorgo Har ger, of fill South Church street, died tfsiurdiiy inoiiiliig. The funeral will lake place this nfluruoou at - o'clock, fioni the resilience'. The burial service will be read by ltev. Charles 1J. Loo. luteniioiu will bo hi Maplownnd come, lery. The heiviivi-d parentti have Hie". vvarm-heiiried sympathy of their friends. Letters Unclaimed. I.lt of letters reiuaiiiliig In the Car bolldale, Pa., positofliee Nov. II, l'JOl, for persons unknown: Louis Hroese. John Diet!, Hurry Dubois c.'), Hubert Harris. Joseph S. Porter, .luck Hobln sou, Philip Ryan, Albert Smith, Fred D. Suedekir, I'M ward Traverse, Maggie EuOtte'.'- A.'... -! Coollcnn, Ii. Hello Goodonough, Mrs. John Rice, Miss Jennie Wilcox, Miss Kinma WIIIIhiiif, Mrs. Ktnelle Hess, W. II. Thomas. John' II. Thomas, post master. Miss Pouckett to Appear. Miss Lillian 'Petikert, of this city, who has achieved Mtllto it measure uf success with some of the good reper toire companies, will be the feiittue of the Nina company's, performance tit the annul tonight. .Miss Pcucltert will appear In the same specialty In which she in tide such ii hit In the Klroy stock company. Hlto has numerous admirers In the city, who will ho glad of this opportunity to enjoy her erforts, The hill of the Nina company for to night Is "The Deserted Wire." To morrow night, "A Man of Ideas." Tho Cycle Club's Proposition. Tile Cycle club Is considering the proposition of adding a bowling alley to Its splendid club cittilpiucnl. Tho members are enthusiastic over tho sport, many of them being nhle to run up scores of which they can feel satis fied. The proposition is iu the hands of the committee, Joseph A. lloole, Hub ert McMillan, (icorge F. James, Jacob Fttehs, who will canvass tho matter and report at tho next meetlnir. Father of Winnns Hull to Visit Him. Henry Hull, of Dixon Hill, rather of Winnns Hull, who Is in the Kustern penitentiary serving a twenty-year sen tence for killing Kdward Schoonover, of Seranton, will leave today to visit ills son. Wlnans. In his letters home, writes in a. cheerful spirit and declares that his new quarters greatly exceed In com fort his quarters In the Wayne county Jail, which he disliked. As yet, no manual work has been assigned to him. Chicken Supper at Newton Lake. A chicken and duck supper Is an nounced to lake place at the home of Mrs. Dorrance Iltinllck. at Newton lake, on Friday evening of this week. Arrangements are being made to pro vides a thoroughly enjoyable social time, besides an inviting spread. The affair will be under the auspices) of the llaptist Ladles' Aid of Dundalf. Indicted for Stealing- Coal. Among the true bills returned by the grand jury tills week are presentments against Mamie Togalll, Angella C.ol tiere, Mary floltlere and Madelina Kega. who were indicted for stealing coal from the Hlack Diamond com pany's dump, at the northern pari of the city. Federal Union Officers. The following officers of Federal union, No. 7:20 1, were Installed at the recent meeting: President, Sidney l'enrce: vice-president. Kdward Roche; recording secretary, Joint MeConnon; treasurer. William Ruchl: guardian, Adam Theobald; guide, Thomas K. Lee; trustees, Fred Sltnuau, Charles Barhighl, John F. Hermes. Hotel Arrivals. John J. Lynch. J. V. Jordan, of Olyphuivt; John Gallagher; J I. II. (Jal lagher, H. J. Schubert, Thomas A. Rud dy. V. 'J', lleilly, eif Seranton, were at the Harris-oil House yesterday. Among the Seranton salesmen at Hie American were-. K. D. Hoffman, G. W. Stout and 1 M. Harris. Meetings of Tonight. George K. Randolph camp. Sons of Veterans. Tlranch No. 29. C. M. H. A. Carbondale Canton, PulihirchV Mili tant. Dougherty & Martin Sale Postponed. The sale of the stock of Dougherty Sc Martin, by the sheriff, was postponed yesterday to Monday morning next at 10 o'clock. Hefore that time, it is likely steps will be taken to have a receiver iu bankruptcy appointed. Roadway Repaired. The roadway leading from Main street to Lunuey's court has been placed iu good condition by the street depart ment. THE PASSING THRONG. Miss Nellie Gallagliy spent yesterday in Seranton. George Slmpklns lias returned from New York stale. J. W. Woodmansee, of Lake Como, was iu the citv yesterday. ' Mrs. V. A. Swingle hi confined to her home on Gilbert street by illness. J. I!. Faulkner, of Dundalf street, is dangerously III from an attack of stom ach trouble. The Misses Lulu AVIIllains and Kiln Spencer are spending- a few days with friends In Duninore. Miss Loretta Coleman, of the Leader composing room, spent yesterday in Seranton, On Tuesday evening she at tended the reception given in that city by Mr. and Mrs. Robert'!-:, Wilson, who were recently married, 0LYP11ANT Miss Margaret Carbine, of New Yoik, Is visiting her mother on Delaware titreet. Tin Nina Repertoire company will appear at tho Father Mathew Opjrn I louse all next week at popular prices, JO, L'O and !!0 cents, They un playing THEHE ARli MANY K0ADS. The Finger Posts Making- the Many By-Paths of Present Day Troubles All Seem to Point the Same Way Lack of Nerve Force. Day by day the column of this paper bring new evldenc) from seran ton people of tho great work being done by Dr. A. W. Chase's Nervo Pills. Why they accomplish so much Is easily explained they aru prepared with an eye slngln to restoring nervo force. They accomplish this object, which no other medicine iu the world lias over been ablo to tin; that's why hundred of h'cranlon people offer their testimony, .Mr. Samuel Rogers, of No. S Hyde Purl; avenue, Ho union. Pa., says; "l was In u run-down condition, head ache., nervous and sleeping badly and the appetitJ poor. I was told of Dr. A. Y Ph.uo'H Nerve Pills and got a bos. As a result I sleep and cat well again llio nerovousiiess and headm-ni ,'oiiu gono and my general sliength back again. I am very much pleased with them and glad to recommend them to others. This I i an do conscientiously." Dr. A. W. C'luicd'b Nerve Pills aro sold at ."0c. a box at dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chase Meellclnu Co.. lhilfulo, N. Y. See that puiirult and signature of A .W. Chase, M. D., are on every pii'Aage, For sale In Sciuiitou at .Matthews' Urns., :iiu Lackawanna avenue. ,YM An Excellent Combination, Tho pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well known remedy, Svitur or Fiaa, mnuufaetured by tho Camfokmia I'm Hyiiup Co., illustrate thovoluoof obtaining thu liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to bo inedielually laxative and presenting thctniu thu form most refreshing to tho tasto nntl acceptable to thu system. It is tho one. perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing tho oyhlcin cffcctunlly, dispelling colds, headaches unil fevers gently yet promptly and enabling oun to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Us perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub stance, and its notlncr on the. kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it thu ideal laxative. In tlie process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of th remedy tiro obtained from senna and other aromatic, plants, by a method known to tho Oamfoiinia Fio Srnui Co. only. In order to get Its beneficial effects and to avoid imitations, plcaso rcineinber the full name of the Company printed on tho front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. BAN FHANCIBCO, OAt.. j IiOUI8VH.r,E. KY. HEW Y0BK. K. T. i Forsalo by all Druggists. Price 60c. per battle. this week at Carbondale, and will open here next Monday night with a four act diamu, entitled, "Destiny." "Some Folks and Other Folks, or tho Greatest Problem of This Century," is the subject of tlie lecture which will bo delivered by Hev. Albert Hatcher Smith in the Ttlnkely Haptist church this evening. Tickets. '1T and .'0 cents. Another large audience greeted Rev. Dr. AVhalcn, of Carbondale, at the S'.is quchaniia Street Baptist church last evening, when he gave a splendid dis course on "The Bright and Dark Side of Life in New York City." County Superintendent J. C. Taylor visited the public schools hero yester day. The Ladies' Initial society of tlie Blukely Haptist church aro making ex tensive preparations for their bazaar, which will bo opened iu tlie church social room next Monday evening anil be continued during the week. An en tertainment will bo given every even ing and supper served between the hours of 5 and 0 o'clock. A large col lection of fancy and useful articles will be on sale. M. .1. MoAndrew and family have moved into the Malum building, on Hudson street. Mrs. John Klliolt, of New York, is the guest of relatives in town. JERiHYN AND MAYF1ELP. The boarel of directors met last even ing at the olllce of tho secretary and reorganixeel for the ensuing year as fol lows: President, George Cudlip; sec retary. Dr. S. D. Davis; treasurer; Thomas Griffiths: superintendent of grounds, George Blake. The treasurer acknowledged the receipt of $."til, being the redemption and interest of the bor ough bonds formerly held by the asso ciation. It would, perhaps, be difficult to find in the county an admirer of tho coun ty controller more delighted than Pat rick Loughney, the well-known Third ward politician, at Mr. Jones' victory at the late election. The Democratio ward iu which ho resides gave Mr. Jones a majority of It votes over the Democratic candidate and "Paddy," ns lie is familiarly called, may well feel proud of the part lie took In the con troller's election. Prof. D. H. Lewis, one of the singers at the late Pun-American exposition will sing a number of patriotic solos at the grand musical, stereopticou and literary entertainment In the Metho dist church this evening. The lecture on "Anurchy vs. Patriotism," by Rev. Henry W. Downing, M. A., is said to lie a rare treat. John Wallace has resigned his posi tion with J. D. Stockor. Herman Keifer and T. 11. Crawford spent yesterday gunning on the moun tains north of Carbondale. Tho employes of the Glenwood, Krlo and Keystone collieries will receive their pay for tho last half of October today. Dr. and Mrs. Y. J. Baker, of Carbon dale, expect shortly to again take up their residence in Jermyii. Charles Davis, formerly foreman of the nienwood shnft, Is now inside fore man at tho Moeiuelocqun colliery, at. Shlckshltuiy. Mrs. K. H. Greenslado Is moving from Main street into her property on Cemetery street. The members of Corporal Oscar C. Smith camp. Sous of .Veterans, feel deeply chagrined over the poor enler talniuent given under their auspices in Assembly hall Monday evening. The ontcrtalunieut, which was under tho iliunngenieiit of K. C Kisser, of Wllkos Harre, was billed as: "Astonishing! Thrilling! Refined!" It was one of tlie greatest fro.-ns that has struck the town for a long time. Fortunately thn audience took It Iu good part, and the small boys Jeered the performers un mercifully during the. entire evening. The engagement was inado on the strength of what the camp considered first-class testimonials, hut they w-ro imposed on, MOOSIC. Mrs. John II. Roberts and Miss Stella Le Van attended the matinee, "Faust," in tho Lyceum Wednesday aftcrnoein. The pupils of the Preiibyterian church will meet this evening to practice for the Ninas entertainment. Mrs. Kate Hill was a lallir in Siian loii yesterday. .Miss Jiinnil Graham left Tln-sday for New York, where she will spend it few days In fore sailing for Florida. Mrs. James llutlei- nml daughter, Miss Agnes, wciti visitors in Seranton ycstcrdui'. .Mrs. Peter Wilson and .Mrs. John Stout spent Wednesday In Hyde Park. The Misses Hutching intended the KuUer-PoeU wedding at Seranton Tuesday evening. Miss Lizzie Jones, of Lalllu, has re turned home after spending a few days hi Circcnwood, Mr, William Clark has returned af ter spending a week at his home In Uiidgetou, N. J, TAYLOR. The fair and festival of tho American Protestant nsaclittiou opened lust even ing In Weber's rink. The attendance was very large. The booths are well decorated and additional electric lights have been plnccd In tho building. There are numerous fancy articles, such us quilts, cushions, pillows, etc., for sale. A tempting menu will be furnished each evening from (J to 11 p. in. A door prize will be given away each evening. Ad mission in cents. Numerous friends of Robert Ullgnl Ion tendered hhn u surprise party at the home of his sister, Mrs. M. J. Mc Donald, on Tuesday evening. Refresh tuiintfi were served and the usual party diversions Indulged In. Tho guests were: Misses Charlotto Gallagher. Kato Ludgate. Kthol O'lloro, Mary, Margaret and Sadie Connelly, Margaret, Kate dud Hannah Shea, Margaret and An nie Lydou. Hannah and licit Day, Ter esa and Agnes Shea, Julia, Margaret and Anna Hums, Sadie, Annie and Del la. Mucklit, Cusslo Harris and Agues Scanlnii; Messrs. M. J. Groiraii, M. J. Mackl.u Charles Groutin, Minimus Kv ans, Ktlgene and Chester Reese, Mar shall Healey, Patiick Macklti, Peter and John Connors, M. J. Murray, Kd ward and Raymond Fox, Daniel and William McDonald, Patrick Ludgate, W. J. Stone mid Peter Gallagher. Union Thanksgiving services will be held at the Calvary Baptist church on Thanksgiving nlaht. The pastors of the dirferont churches In town will de liver Thanksgiving addresses. All are cordially Invited. The Women Christian Temperance union will meet at the home of Mrs. Alfred Bucktnan on Friday evcnlns ut T.r.o p, m, The official board of the Methodist Kplsropal church gave Its annual en tertainment Iu the church auditorium on Tuesday evening. There was a good attendance of members. The following numbers were delightfully rendered: Organ .selection, Professor David K. Jones; prayer, Rev. C B. Henry; reci tation. Crania. Tulibs; solo, Mrs. J. D. Atherton; recitation, Myrtle Fntzlngor; selection. Anthracite Glee club: solo, Richard Wntklus; recitation, Miss Sa rah J. Piire; trio, Mrs. .1. D. Atherton. Mrs. Henry and Miss Relnliarelt; selee--tlon. Anthracite Glee club. A grand concert ami lot drawing will be held at the Calvary Baptist church on Monday evening. Nov. "."i. Tickets, 2," cents. The Anthracite Glee club will meet for rehearsal this evening at T.'ie. All members are requested to lie present. Lackawanna Valley council. No. SI, Junior Order t'nlted American Mechan ics, will meet In resjular session this evening.- Messrs. Daniel Knderline, Jacob Ynk sonlnk and Alfred Price are on a three days hunting expedition at Muplewood. Mrs. Richard Reese and -Mrs. Kd ward Roberts, of Hyde Park, were the guests of the hitter's mother, Mrs. Pow ell, of Taylor street, yesterday. Miss Margaret Thomas, of Provi dence, lias returned home from a visit Willi her cousin. Miss Hannah Powell, on Main street. PECKViLLE. Mr. G. W. Miller, of North Main street, who lias been sadly affected for the past several months with a cancer ous growth on the lip, is reported much improved. The treatment prescribed by Dr. J. B. Slckler lias hud the desired effect. Messrs. Blocs, Broad, Pierce and Dr. Winters, tlie latter of Duninore, com prising the local party who have been In Maine on an extended hunting expe dition, returned homo Tuesday evening, all in good health, fully, satisfied with the two weeks outing, during which time they shot and killed fifteen deer and one moose. The party brought home wltli them olaiit deer and the moose. Mrs. Kdward Barber, of Main street, is visiting her son, John Day, at AVilkes-Burre. All residents of Blakely borough who have dogs running at large are request ed to muzzle them for the next sixty days. All dogs found on the streets not muzsdod will be shot. By order of tho council. George W. Williams, President. Attest 1. F. Dewey, Secretary. " Thomas T. Williams, sou of School Director John K. Williams, of South Main street, machinist at the Temple company's Lackawanna colliery, is an applicant for the position of engineer at tlie borough elect rio light plant, vke K. M. Barnes, resigned. Mr. Williams is well qualified for the position, hav ing bad considerable active practice, nuil Is at present coriplctlug an elec trical course at one of the leading- cor respondence school". All members if Sheridan bulge, No,, itO, Knights of Pythias, are requested to attend their regular nieolintr Wed nesday evening, Nov. i;i, on ucoounn of our deceased brother, Thomas Davis. Tho funeral of Thrmas Davis will take place Friday afternoon at the Hap tist church, with interment in Prospect cemetery, Deceased was a member of tho local order of Knights of Pythias and Jleptasophs, both of whom will ul leud In a body. Morton limine, of Haw ley, was a caller in town Tuesday, MALIGNERS OF THE WEST. Handled Without Gloves by a Vigor ous Kansas Editor. KliLuilo ( K.i Ii.-.1.-) llqiulilu.m. Of tlie ll),eui),0UO people Who live tast of the line drawn from north to smith through tho center of Indiana an.fiUO.wO of them believe that Sn.OOO.Oun of the 40,000,000 who live west of that Hue uio a coarse, unlettered, uncombed and un washed people, who feed on hog, hom iny and prairie hay, live In clapboard houses and on dirt lloors, sleep on straw beds, eat In tho kitchen with their fing ers, havei cockle burrs In their hair, go to horse races on Sundays and shoeit each other on sight. They believe all this and much more, because they themselves are utitruveleel mid ignor ant; because they aro narrow, preju dlotd and provincial to the thirty-third degree, and becuuse they have been taught from the beginning that even thing toarse, common and vulgar finds willing worshippers hi tho brutal, tin civilliscd west. ICasteru newspapers prench and teach It; eastern niagasilms, whose pages tile llf-ually filled With the insipid dliVel of the Q. Mllkshop Podgelsser, the Jape Splndleshank Soapsuds class of writers, revel In picturing everything from Hie wen as cranky, sensual and unworthy of any sort of notice except beastly caricature, and wi taking one uillo square rlaht under the noses of thou skim milk writers there Is more crime, more debauchery, more drunkenness, more of all that is vile and brutal than can be found In all tho vast area Ij-ing west of I he Indiana line. Thu eastern lobsters who are fiir ever reviling the west and who have no more knowledge of this country than has a Digger Indian of a mahog any se'iit Iu the New Jerusalem, are as INDIA AND CEYLON TEA BLACK oi GREEN Do You Realize The Fact That this is the ONLY tea that is absolutely free from adulterants? If you do, how can you consistently use any other tea? ASK YOUR GROCER FOR Ceylon Tea REFRESHING. DELICIOUS Bold only in l.vnil I'arkot. 50c, 00c and 10c Tcr Mi. Michaelian Bros. & Co. OrieDfal Rugs J i-itmcut of ciioic Persian and Turkish Rugs MiitaMt! fin llinins lii'Onn, I.iIimiic, 11' I lluom-i ami Il.illn.ii.-i. Fine Wilton Rugs In flue 1'crai.iti tolma nml .l"-ii?ti. Oriental Embroideries Japanese Kimonas China and Japanese riatting3, Ottar of Roses Vuii lll Hint oin tine J gillery tor .uncle-lit .uiU iii'jlIi.'Iii .t;t-. 124 Washington Avenue narrow us a clothesline and ns stupid as they arc Ignorant. There is more patriotism, more real manhood and womanhood, more love of the beauti ful and true in any one western state than can be found in an entire string of states along the Atlantic coast. Tho west apes nothing, parrots noth ing and accepts no goggle-eyed chim panzee's declaration as Its standard ot business or social ethics; nor does it full on its stomach and sing peans w hen its snoboeruey passes down the street. Tho west is a. law unto itself, and that its business, social and po litical ideas are placed upon a morn honorable, truthful and manly ped estal than those of any other people goes without saying. The west knows the east from A to Is-zurd knows all its washed-out, half-baked ideas of what constitutes polite society, and is eiiaiiluble enough to forgive it in its honest regard of the brotherhood of man; but It does not forget the chiit teiing magpies who, while hoisting the black flag, drool their senile rot through all the eastern publications in condemnation of everything mid every body west of the Indiana line, And when retail that one-half of all this rancid so-i-nlled line writing is done by long-hali ed "literary fellers" whoso practical knowledge of the world Is ns circumscribed us Is the environ ment iu which they rattle around while stringing woids together at so much per string, and by short-haired gran ules who If they t (HIM have their way woulel not let ,e in, ill live anywhere north of the oqttulor, we feel like hoist ing until the owners or malingers of these eastern publliallons banish th entire- tribe of puritanical warts to tho antipodes. HE DREADS COMPOSITION. President Itoosovelt Is Unnerved by Literary Effort. .Io-,.jiti It, i.iMor in tiic (uiU. The only tiling that unnerves Pre.-i. dent Hoosovelt is llletrary composition. Ho brings to the task of writing a book the same absorbing and untiring ener gy that he displays in warfare, the chase and political i-nmpalgulng, a"d proloiigeel confinement and close occu pation become Irksome and d-iiiliui-lug to a man of robust build and s-un-guliii' leiinpcruiuciu. accustomed to be Ing much In thu open ulr. It suns some people perfectly. One well-known author of my ucqiiaintanie. not far fioni "0 M'tus of age, woiks in Ids library fioni twelve to hl'iecu liollf- .1 day, selling foot outdoors but once a week; yet ho has never known a day a Illness, and is one of Hie leaat nt.. VoUS niell ill Ann-iieu. Scdetuuiy ! cupation agrees wltli him; he thrives oil It. Not so the president; wlili characteristic grit lie bus faced the ii deal of authorship to Mich good pur pose that a do-sen works from his per have nindo their appearance within the past nineteen years. And this In tho couise of an arduous public c.ir"er vn. eiing almost the entire period of his literary ueilvity. SALADA' v.