V J), I . 5 41 THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE- SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, lOOf. --5" C f V Atl I milllllllilllll'Pif !l!i" &tetmtctt Ktex.. IT HAS nlwnys been Pali! Unit Horan loti Is tliu Jluppy lltintimt mound forerooUs-und swindlers. Thoy dully b:Ivo evldenee of their nut In lliln belief. Tl wiimi'I so very lunw n'o 'hut it Bviitlonmiily limliltiK individual willed on n liuly prominent In piicliil life ol this etly uinl. IiowIhk h'i' "" line BliiHHwari', nnlil Hint lur liii.-dntntl riad HtitrKCHtril that he oi'i'w till." fur lur flection. She itimd tit. him In siirpiin' titul (seemed Inclined to illHpnif IiIk U.'il'-innnt. The man Ins-luted, lioucvrr, Until mIic finally nut-tired litm tlmt licr htifhainl tnul Koni' nwity beyond .ill in terest In gltts,sviirc. or any uilim UiIiik titrllily, soviTiil years bifni". The oUn'i' day a laily living up toun vai! til von n lot tor by the maid, who Mild It luul bCfii l"fl at tin" door by n Coiitl"iiniii. Kxninltmtlon uliou'ed that tt wan th" aiiiioiiiuciiKiit that the writer would will mi Mich a day and hrhiK for lii'f-lnspni'tlon be.iutlfiit relict of calviiKi- from the burned Un-mcn Mid Saul'' of triiKlo memory, aiy lady nail a lnrklilK recollection of having ftfiird or seen sotiifthltmof this "fjentle lnan," and a little f-enreh bronchi to llclil a notice of bin oiii-ratlons in llls.-li!ini'. When lie. ealled at the rppoliiti'd time, she Kiavely and polite ly bund. d lit in Ills circular letter with the said liewsuaiur notice seeiiffiy KUinined upon llie onvelope. lie kiivo one s'anee nt It looked llxedly but e.v I'ltedly at the house, and then tore doun the steps and out the Kate with Mich alacrity as Is seldom seen except on the oeeaslou of a lire. The lady then promptly telephoned to police i"ad(iiarters and to .Airs. ljiin,Kiin. ivltti ilm vi.unli Hint the jptitlonintl ivas e.iUKht yesterday and seal to WdUes-Daru for a reckonlutf. lie had shown .Mieh wonderful bnryains thai peine of his fair victims had urged him to take deposits of money in order to assure the delivery of the suods. It ivas tin same old iriek which captured Fo much pin-money In this region a few years ago and which was a singu lar forerunner of a series of burglaries. Vet there are women who will continue to be swindled by such unmistakable f lauds. Tin- niarriagi' of .M.s.s .gia-s f. I'rossen to David .J. Itecdy. ei-i.. was in event in which much interest ('ca tered on "Wednesday. The bride is a wry beautiful girl who is most popillor In a. large circle. The maid of honor ivas her fair sisler. Miss Margaret. I'rossen. The'lie.-L man was; Dr. "Wul-t-r M. IJeeely. Dr. John T. Mel. ruth and Frank .1. MeAndrews wore ushers. Master Hubert (Till ion was a page. The j'ereniony was jierfurined at St. I'eter's i Kev. John .1. (irillin. A breakfast was given by Mr. and Mrs. ,lo.-eili :vilr!en. There will be a twilight recital this afternoon at -!... at the Ashury .Meth (1odist ehuixh. Mr. Charles I hiei-saui ivlll iday several org-an numbers a'nd Mr. liiirtou I'!. ISIooiii of Colorado will fiirig. The programme Is one of great Interest. A silver offering will be re ceived. Miss Skinner, of Hartford, I'uiin., Is the guest of her sister, Mrs. . .;. l'iatt, wlin will entertain at luncheon In her honor today. Miss Flux, of r.ul'fnlo. is the guest of Miss Augusta Arehbald. Mrs. H. M. i!nUs Is slowly recover ing from a ;-.-rloiis illness. Jlls-v. Helen AVonnser and Mis. Ai K srman, of Scranton, were visitors in Vi d i (4 t ; ? $1 j An Assortment of Ladies' Rag-1 1 1 1 Ian Coats Open This Morning. 1 1 - V J st LOOK I lil 1 Kid Gloves A Guaranteed Kid Glove for Utir New M. c II. Ma Gloves we sositively wainint not to tear or rip witli the lirst tiying on. The best shape, best lit, best wearer ever placed on sale at Sl.oo Our $1.50 and S1.75 Gloves arc simply perfect. 25 dozen 2-Clasp Kid Gloves, full arsortinont of shades and sizes, one dollar value. .Saturday special 60 !:ast Black 26-inch Umbrellas 30 Self-Opening Umbrellas. 1.50 valu; 95 Ladies' Flannelette Wrappers 59 Gloria Sill Umbrellas, big value $1.00 Children's Toboggans , . , 25c and ,5(1 Children's Fleece Tarn O'Shanters 50 Ladies' Plain Muslin Corset Covers 10 Ladies Nicely Trimmed Corset Covers 25 uaaias Mercerized HlacK UndcisKifts Ladies Uxtra Heavy Pine Fleeced Underwea Children's Fine Fleeced Underwear 15c, 20c. 25c, Ladies' Black Hose, double sole, last color in all blade ami white feet, best hose obtainable at Men's Fine Natural Wool Underwear, light ami heavy..., Ladies' Fine Natural Wool Underwear 75c and Ladies' Fine White Wool Underwear $1.00 niul 3 3 HI Mears & Hagen 415-41? Lackawanna Avenue, (0(fMfMO(0(tMtMftMO(l)fMtMtVIMfVf!i(f!i'tMfMtS tills city Times. yesterday. 'lllesllarrc Mr. W, II. Ib'linioiid attalneit his eightieth blrtliilay on Wediienlay niul eelehraled the event by blithely start lug off to Floston. all by lilintx'ir, for a few days' trip. On the previous. 0V011 Ini? his faiully nrrniiged a pleasant sur prise for him in the shape of a dinner party. Invitations had been Issued to about forty guests, The table wan dec orated with tlglity roses, red ami while! Many happy cspeeehes were made In felicitation of thin represen tative eltlxen. who is eighty years young. A feature of tin- oetnson was a poem composed by .Mr, A. V. Tlok son, The gllestn present were: Kev. Hr. S. ('. Lonali. .Messrs. "V. It. Storrs, Townsend F'oore, John Hnyder, H. W. Uowley, A. W. HlcUson, H. I!. Cox. Aithllr F.ee, A. 1). Hlaelcluton, O. 11. Smith, Kev. JJr. lleorgc .. titiild, M. I'. Kingsbury. j. K. Tracy, IF. A. Klugslinry, Colonel J A. AVatres. !'. V.. 1'latl, Juiiies Arehhald, ,. AV. -Morss, and V. V. JlHllstead. The poem read by .Mr. Dickson was as follows: A A'.mlxo of Kins Ailliin'.. mini, !..' slio!'. win-. :i:'(i, ItH-iv ii-nl the fitiic ..I u I .Mail. Tu.iiti, A" inai'.v ii'jilci.- know . Put clunnit'-i liio. I I. lievc, N ili'.ul ;ili'l i.'i lull loi;:. A V.uikri" irom nlil ( omi.-r ill ut Is llie ,-til.jcit el' my .-otiu:. 'I'll.. I.ii.tl of fica.Iy h.iliit1 .i. ill t.) Reeil eld I'clllli A alll. 111;., iii.iny ntlioi-, (if ;;ui'd v.ll''t' ii'jw .it. tin :i. Wli.ii I-. il in tin- XllllKPS -liilo Tlui iiw ii ,uc ti irnouii, liimlor ..f .;ii.mI I'tlloii in i "until or in town? I il.. not Kumv, 1 only fun!, Wlu'ic llll'll .lie liooilc.l luiit. Tlio lineal In .nut of A'.ail.'i'O i inn I'lniii oir that .-ic-i.il I'oii-t. 'tin- Ni.uit.iiN .ill. .mil Will.ii.l. ii.f., 'flip l'l.itu niul l.'mlc SI. hi-. 'Ilii'lr pliilc in old Coiini'itliiit. IImuI' In.in all their nut-. Il.it my .H..l Y.uili i- Willi.iin II., A llithin.ii.il in 1 1 lirM: A in.in .il ii.mi in thi- nil lonu Mi iiicf.il i.f n,iii. I ,i Mil, I "it 1 1 niiny iiihuts ii.nr w.txril anil waiinl -ruiii-tiiie l.iiur ii'.a, Muy ..i -- siti.-p in the iruo.l el.l A'.aihcc .own My hem fay tu d.iy, A i I Ii.iiir Hie of fiitliful t..il ll.i i:i.-..ril; ft... whilo r niiv, Lit th.wi. ....tl fiiomlw n.nv ...klu.itc Cur I'lotlu'i''. n.it.il ilij. ( '..nsuhil.ili.'ii-. thin, our oml ..1.1 f uti.l. Tor vt.iis of stuMiuth illnl p.jwc 1 ; Tor l! --.ins:-, fioui iho (Iml .il.ovr, An. I ji if I - o.iili i..i"in;r Iioiir. Per lining lfi" ami ililMtcii Iiiip; I'or linitir. anil tiitii.N. ami ho.f (It ul.i'Uoiue jtitiuoitality :...miiiiI our .ip-'-nl Mopp. l!o. I'll'..- anil Kri'ii o'lr fiioii.l .mil lio.l, .lil r H-. of in. ri," irf To all thi' !;..oi!Iy iiimthor g.-lir, W ith iip.iop n.ir Mint of tiPt. An. I w licit the tnuiii.pf rail -hall -.niu.l, 'I lie lini.' .i to -hill i.ir.iP. Mai lip :1 U'l.li iulK lpliolll0 lilxl W'ithin Hip cUrn.d liuiiip. Mlt-s Florence Peck and a party of young friends will spend today at Mutt Haven, as the quests of Mrs. V. '. Mott. Mis Unb.-ig. of Tienion, Is the guest v V; V V; V i i V i .Si.oo S 0. f 0 1 1. 00 .25 .25 I, on I, Oil 1.50 . -, imm. 9-. ?: - of Miss Frances Hunt. Miss ldnheiK Is jici'lmpa the most versatile niul In terestliiK .voinig lady who has ever Bitieed Meratitoit with lief tueseiiee and she Is nlwuyp woleomcd with plucerlty. The chief lotilti of t'onverpiilloti In imtslcnl elreles Is the great Xordloit eotieert. Today superb soplu. toned iol' ttnlts of the beautiful unpen of Hniiu Will appear in varlotta business places of the city, and wilt doubtless mid to the ttelieral Interest. A fact Which jjtveH this lirst splendid eoneert of the .erli.3 tinieh local slttnllleniieo Is that the Sermitoii Symphony Orchestra, under the dlreetlott of Professor Hetn lioi'Bei'i will ploy three numbers, one of Wllleh will he as mi accompanist to the celebrated operatic singer. IL Is titling that the lirst great musical event In the new niniory should bu introduced by our own line organization, such as Is composed by the stymphony society. Xordlea's iniiiiiiger expresses himself as exceedingly well pleased that stcialitoli possesses such n musical combination, and states that the distinguished solo ist will bo glad to sing to Its accom paniment. It Is possible that "Klsa's Diettin" may be selected as the song. An enormous sounding-board, f.D tVet wide and :w reel high, has been de signed by Harvey Illacltwood. of Hits city, to muUn the acoustic effects of the armory as complete 11s possible. It will be remembered that Senator Thurston was heard distinctly from Hi" balcony at the exlieim- end of the building, without a sounding-board, Mr. Fred t Hand ls meeting with enthusiastic responses to his calls upon subscribers. The lists are rapidly tilt ing, and It Is evident that our people Intend to give ndeo.ua to recognition to the enterprise of bringing such a singer as Madame Xordiea to the city. The diagram will open Thursday, Novem ber 7, at l'owells muslo store. That diagram will astonish our natives. Jt Is truly heroic in Its proportions, and gives the uninitiated a very fair Idea of the extensive accommodations of the armory. A great deal of Interest Is manifested In Wllkes-Harre, Carbondale, Strouds burg, I'lttslou, Nicholson and other places within reach of Scranton, and It Is assured that large delegations Mill come from all along the lines of rail road approaching the city. Miss Jluleue Kalidolpli, sifter of Rev. John Randolph, ol St. fetor's Imthernn church, has been engaged as the teacher of French and Olerninn at Harry IMllmau academy. Wilkes-Harre. Miss Ilandolpli is a young lady of many accomplishments, and the posi tion is one which she will 1111 mot ad mirably. The eeond of Miss Dickinson's p.ir or talks, that on Ancient Kgypt, which was to be given on Tuesday evening next at the residence of Mrs. T. II. Watklns. has been postponed until the week following. The exact date will be announced after. Much interest was manilVrited in her descriptions of excavations at Nlnevah and the sub ject of her next talk promises to be still more entertaining. The Country club golf leani will play a match against bogie tills al'le'nuion. The play will hi; a handicap match play, with special handicaps arranged by the golf committee. It Is hoped that there will be many entries. Dr. David .lenklns. Miss Jennie Jen kins and Mr. and Mrs. IS. V.. flicks at tended the Davenport-Davles wedding, nt Plymouth, Thursday night. Last Saturday Mrs. Dr. O. F. Harvey sailed from Philadelphia, for London. She was accompanied by her nephew, II. S. Uoblnsoii. of Scranton. They go particularly for the ocean voyage. AVi Ikes-1 la ire Times. Mis. T. F. Torrey, who has I ecu vis iting her mother, Mrs. Thomas Dick son, for the past fortnight, will leturu to In r home In New York next week. Mr. and Mrs. Torrey, who have lived el ihe Cilscy House for a number of years, will take up their residence at the tirosvenor this season. A large number of delegatts will be in attendance upon the sessions of Jie Woman's Home Missionary meeting- to be held in the First Presbyterian church next week. They represent Hie keenest minds and the most aetlvt spirit of the church, AVe know what sort of leaders are in the home soci eties, and the visitors will be of the same type. A luncheon will be served on Wednesday in the church parlors, Mrs, A. M. Decker is In charge of the entertainment of delegates. l'iehear.-nls for the opera eat nival are held twice each week under the able direction of Professor ("'bunco. The entertainment Is to be unhiiie and beautiful from every standpoint. Kwryhody Is nciiluintod with tl.e animal people whom Kruest Seton Thoinpsou has written about. They are nn real to us as Ihe faces of friends. II will be an unmixed pleas ure to hear the eelehraled author next Wednesday night at St, Luke's parish house lu readings from his own worl;. The Kinder Symphony of the Country club will give Its entertainment in St, Luke's palish house next Thursday uluht. InvlUtlol's pave bein Issued to the man luge of Miss Adda M, Hone to Mr, .Mark Kdgar, which will take place Wednesday, .V.ivemhci C, at noon, in Khn Park church. The marriage of .Miss Clara Floivn tine Spelcher and .Mr. Kdwnrd James Sturdcvunt will be solemnized at St. Peter's entlieilr.il on Wednesday next at I p. m. Miss Helena Hosar was married on Wednesday to Mr. Andrew J, ileal nt St. Mitrv't. Miss Muns.iru Itoelli! and Mr. James Connelly were married on "Wednesday at the church of the Holy Cros, .Miss Teresa O'Douuell. of Plains, was bridesmaid. .Mr. Michael ilurke was groomsman. Miss Kllisubttli O'Hoylu and M. T, C'onry, t'.-i were married ut St. Pet cr's on Wedm-sday. Miss feiiu O'poylo was maid of honor. P. H, Conry was best man. MliS Annie Uschwondor and Mr. John Under were married at St. Mary's on AVodncMlay. Miss Lulu Sehellu and Mls'.s A unlu Huder were bridesmaids, Tlio groomsmen wero Kdwaid Ituder and John A. Itader of Maueh riiuulc, The tisheis were Joseph and Frank Rnder. A ieetpUo fuUn-.w! the cere- Attori'iy I'lnules 11. I.cimliau, of Wllk'-liane, and Mi.s ilertrttde Moruii, of Pltisbiirg, will be mauled on AVedne.-day, November il, Mli-s. Moran, a well-known railroad cnii Miiran, Hie well-known railroad con tri'itor, Tli.. wedding trip will Include a visit o Florida, many at the. residence of Mr. and Mrs. Ohurlos Klrst of Kim street, IraieMs of topic Mr, It. .1. rn'lrv Inn iftmniil Hum ll.nil.hnrs. V. II, ,liwilii J., tun li'lmiml litm New ll.ivni. .Mr. .I.iini'1 I', lllik'oli li,i roiotml from lii llirlit llllli'. Ml4 I.jWh.i Silii.pll Is iciulltig ,i tew il.i,. at tlir I '.iii-Ahicrliiin. Mr. Wlllliini M.irptc ami Mil. T. 1', I'ctiiiuii mpkj In S'rw Veil. Hit Mik. Mi .M.niiiii'l Mnltuiil, of Motiitofc, Inj lncn UltltiK filctiib In tlie rlty tlio put imls, Mi', uint Mw. 1 1. .1. .lull", I'. t ii,im, It. P. (r.itic, W. s. McMillan, l' S ll.-imcll. Mr. .mil Mr. . 11. S.iilnf, ., N. Ki-rr. Ml M.iiy I-. K iniy. MlMM.irit.irol Mit'.iun. M. ,1. Ktlljv.' ( li.irli. .1. I.iniv. nt Wllkri.lt.itrc, a iiioiiiIut of llie llllll uf .Inll.H l.nns'1 SnlH, ll.K lu-oil llpMillllCii liy (ii!ritiir Soiif ,n a ronowtil.illw. uf l'otiti v. v.ttii.i tu IIik Sill. mil I'rl'on .Wutiatlon e tlic I'tiltoil hl.ito, wliMi ine.'t-s Iti K.ai.'.i. rile, Mo., Nov. !i. Dr. II. 0. Iliiii'i'i-oii, loimmly lioti'n siintron at tin Mium Tj.vliir liniltiil. iiirhnl in tlic rlty jo. Iciil.iy trnni Nnrlliwiioil, . II.. whole lip li.ii I'tm lir.nlli Ins iiii'iIIlIiio lor ppvrr.il jmi. Ho i-.hiio lii'ic to loln'liN wife, Mini u foriui'ily Ml lie' tie I nti nun, anil li.n hern Mvillin; lur p.iii'iil line fur tlic l,it uioiilli. Id'. Krlri'soti tiilcmU to in.ilio hN linmn lioie.dtn' at l'it llinljlu, Mleii, UvUvvvliiU S HER POINT OF VIEW S: c (MVMfM)(M Mi 1 I,il mi nu!(.ni..1iil" sn walloil In r.mifm? tnnr, "V illl ..lit (. ill.,- ).V .1I..1 .,1 t 111 it,. I 9 I'll hIIH.'"l, ."rfc llllll M t.iil' I it-1 V y wheel. Ami nut for C.'.'j .ileii.'. "Oh, ,p.s, I Know Iho.v will cliciper sioW Atnl .a'er ti .veni.s go liy; Hut wli.it if 'IN fo that lliey niw.inl blow 1 want one now while thoy'io hlali." There is nothing which really gets such n hold on a person as the desire to possess' a "mobile" of f.ome kind, auto, loco, presto-busto or whatever it may chance, to be ealled. It is like the morphine or the golf habit, once It really lias a grip, and even the explo sion of all the machines of one's ne iiuulntance seems to have no deterring effect. Hid you ever notice that nobody ever seems to bo nh.-olutely blown up In an auto omlosinn? It may turn somer saults and tlnlsh you, or it may run violently down a steep place like the swine in the Hible, or It may everlast ingly exterminate its ownself, but It Iss-eldom known to explode and kill its keeper. It may be. this fact which en courages people to buy another auto mobile as fast as the last one takes fire and vanishes that and the insurance they get. I'm sure I don't understand how it Is that insurance companies con tinue to assume such risk's. T am in formed that it is the fate of all auto mobiles, like all powder mills, to ex plode sooner or later, generally speak ing, sooner. It is their nature to, if they arc run by means of gasoline, and it is really pathetic, but niost of us are willlnir to take our chances. The ncople who own these coveted machines are happy at times. There is one little lady who declares that rid ing in your own automobile is like heaven and she will be tolerably con tent if the abode of the blest is as sat isfying, liy the way, just now she happens to be walking in common with the great majority, only her reason has nothing to do with strikes. A certain resident of this city lias built a large and expensive stable around his horseless carriage. Most of his waking hours aside from business are spent. In that stable. He thought il would be a nice place in which to practice witli his machine, and It was for a while. He had an ingenious arrangement which lifted the auto and allowed the wheels to go round after the fashion of the exhibits of such Ve hicles at the Pan-American. Tills en abled lilm to accustom himself to the levers here, the gauges there, the brakes fore and aft and the frills to the starboard. He paddled away to his intense satisfaction and everything worked beautifully. Finally there came ti day when he knew that lie was an expert ehnffenr and he dropped the auto to the Moor and proceeded to take a little sola in the barn preliminary to a ride to Lake Scranton. The spin la sled just two minutes. At the ex piration of that time the machine, witli a perversity equalled only by woman, insisted on going backward with such vehemence that the rear end of the barn was a wreck and llie wheels were square, If not Hat. Thou ensued more dry dock experi menting, and after a time lie did be come very prollelcnt In auloinohillng. One day, however, a catastrophe was narrowly averted when he hail start ed blithely forth on a Sunday after noon jaunt and wluu the fashionable street on which he lives was thronged with Interested specators. They were gic-itly edllled at seeing him proceed down a steep grade with the machine going backward at a rapid pace which did not lessen appreciably as It side tracked Itself over the curb niul clitnli-d up a neighbor's tree. The owner promptly stood on his head, as no provision had been made In the auto's economy for a "loop the loop" exhibition, Df course. It was a mir acle that the whole outlit was nol blown up or burned up. (The only noise thing than possessing an auto mobile of jour own Is to live next door to it neighbor who has one.) Automobiles certainly ulleve life of a great deal of monotony, When your station In life Is Hindi that j.ui musl depend on horses and carriages for conveyance, on touch a button and the coachman Is cerlnlu to appear In a given time. If he doesn't, you want to know the reason why. lie always turns the corner at Just such an angle and Just such a pace, He brings the horses to a standstill at precisely the same sprit where they have plopped for yuirs ami you step into your car riage from the same place, with mi automobile It Is different. No more touching of buttons mid bells, Tim head of the household slgnliles his gracious Intention of taking you out for a spin and yon are duly grateful (perhaps). Vmi urru yourself ju your prettiest things and sli down patiently and await ,our lord and muster, Ho Is seldom piusinlablo nowadays when at home and must generally be excused when callers arrive, He wears ills, reputable clothing and lool;,- not so much brother to the ox as to the man who cleans t-ewers. The odor which pervades his Immedlutc vicinity is a cross between an employe of the .Standard Oil company and a inuchlii. ist's apprentice. It used to bo your custom to keep other people waiting. We have changed all that. The automobile must not bo delayed when It dashes to the door fussing anil fuming. You feel that It Is imperative to "stop lively" as the street car conductors used to my, or the thing will begin to swear, so you Hep lively. There Is always the con-tli'tr-ncy, however, tlmt the ruler of Boys' Clothing Today Priced low enough to please the most economical. We fully warrant these goods for wear, for worth and for reliability. Boys' Stiifs That Are Faiilfless in Style, Pit, Finish Boys' Pretty Sailor Suits at $1.48, sixes 3 to 8, made of blue cheviot with inlaid sailor collar. Boys' Fine Vestee Suits at $I.98f j to 8 years, serviceable material and stylish make. Boys' 2-Piece Suits at $2.25, sizes 8 to 15 years, splendidly made in new dark patterns. Good Wearing Knee Pants, 25c, all sizes. Fine Wool Knee Pants at 50c pair, the new colors Boys' Reefers and Overcoats $1.98 for elegant Blue Reefers, sizes 3 to 15 years, made of blue chinchilla, with storm collars, plaid. $2.98 and $3.98 for Boys' Nobby Box Overcoats, the new military shape, in handsome dark goods. All sizes. j JcmJoons your destiny niul the automobile's (limited) will placidly come in the hack way and announce, with cheerfulnci-s: "Wo won't jto out this morning1, utter all. 1 (hid there Is a pcrow loose some where," and then you tt.ko off your pretty things and malso ready for wnlkltiKr to market or for stayhm at home. It everything is nil ilttlit and you do Ko out in your automobile, there is always the exciting uncertainty as to the point from which you shall make your ascension into the vehicle. Yes terday It elected to !iavo you t,'et on hoard from a pav'iet'lar hump on the upper side oC the ho.-se block, the day before it was down the street perilous ly close to a la rue hole which the steam heat people were endeavoring to make more capacious and which would just about contain the automo bile and its freight. Today you may have to hoard it from the top of the iron fence. It is delightfully interest ing. So is your ride in whatever direc tion It decides to take. It may want to run off a bridge, or tree your friend's horses, or do a gymnastic stunt on the sidewalk. 'J'ln.11, too, It may behave like 11 n angel. Autoiuobilliig will never really take the place of the old fashioned buggy, built, for two. A summer girl Is au thority for this statement. She says it is all very well as a stylish turnout which makes the other girls jealous when they get no Invitations to ride, "but as for mere comfort and pleasure and opportunity to scintillate iti con versation," remarks the maiden, "Rive me a. run-a-bout, a driving cart or oven a trolley ear In preference to an auto mobile. Why a man positively pays no attention whatever to you. He Is so utterly absorbed in kicking lovers at light of him. levers at left of him. lev ers iu front of him and keeping one eye on the water gauge, the other on the speed gauge and any unoccupied powers of observation ho may have on street cars, baby carriages and team.-, driven by women, that he hasn't a glance for me even when T am most distractingly gotten up. As for being entertaining and chatty I might as well be a deaf mute as for as di verting him is concerned. "Why now this Is the honest truth and don't you ever tell, hut I actually proposed to n man the other afternoon just because I was so absolutely certain that ho watfn't giving me the least attenlon. He wn8.il 1111111 who would have jumped out of that auto and tied if It hud been going at the rate of fifty miles an hour If IM have dune such a thing when he wasn't iu a trance, but lu only smiled vaguely and said 'Yes, I've often thought so,' Now what do you think of that',' He doesn't know yet what I said, Wasn't It funny V" All uf which goes to show that auto mobiles have their drawbacks. The II asou for all this frank dessertatlon about I hem is because no automobile belongs to Saucy lies. ItTGHT KIND OF A LAWYER. 'Hi' lnlkmin;; .inii'dnic, t..il In- Willi.im I', smllli. impierly dciutj M.iii- .iliiuny m M.ii.v l.iml, 111.1,' lint be v.-itlmtit loc.il i.iulli-l: "Vlill, I .i In Hip M,iIp .illmiuy'i. i.lllii- I l..lil tu iij :l (,l.i; .1 f ' 1 11-1. ,111 nlll.luU Ii.iihsI I,! nil. Ill I1.1' ri'Illnii' lliiuer i'ii Min.r.j.., ' u ilririi.l.nii h. . I'lt.lllll'il .1 U'U.lll! liuuili'T nl ltii ku- wli.i U noli'il fur U Mull 1" Miiii-. Din iug- HiK utU'i ey liillm Imul ..il'lici- liN I.Viiii.iii 1 Hi nl liiiihi'il on hi i.iit .iilniU'.uii'U, . x 1 I liu , lie ii i in r.. 111.11 K: " 'Aili, il.il'ii ilfv 1:1ml m l.iu.wr In !i:if, ji-i.' " 'Wliy-,' lit' v,. iitluil. " 'HciMlW',' W.l tliu H'lly, 'lie li'illcla .-il l.ill'l ill M JICS lilt" Juiy.' " your; cigar. A ilmniii (.!, In-'i. .uiulvcil a .i, mul 1ls.11, And luinnlly til'- 11 jt wli.it it inmi'illriiu .lll'i Aii'lte jilil, puiwli', l'", I'luiml .ni'l iili'iilllie, Slim .-iilmii'lli'il liyiiliumi, i ij)i el pi. ..Ictie, Y.iliil.iiiln .11 M niul .iiimii'iiU, hi In' v.i.'li', Willi aill iiuiui.mil, nii'l .1 Iiiil' uf luo.-oli'. lint ln iliiln'l fl:nl tin' i."iiii( lU.il ivlll '! ,1 i.illi'l :i; j'.'.ln', Ami In- iiuilw.Li.l Iho lliiiluiD II1.1I hvs i.ue .1 t,'il IflCK'l'i lie mi-.-i'l Ilm ml 11 liuMtlin '-in Uctpt li. liiv .citlvaiii, AllJ lIlUMl'l lllllltll'H liOV-" Hl iu. lll lki.lt y, Im -i iiim Of lui'l'y "J's Jl fc"w t'lij f!i I'ls. un; In It j mi IijVC. flir ;.'UiC m.'l 111 illmnlli Of a UClhrvMCiic k-H'll I'.IU'. Ik- illilii't lliiil Hie iwi'ii liy o nufj faiieiia . iuo Wrappo"! i'!1 I" "'i " !i.lisf i lint my mini' cIS'i'l llo lomiil . unallwol ilius in'. hut -vmC' liuvv l.e couMn'l ijtch 'Hit' luinfiut Hut one uii tcwir ti l)f j'illi'j .1 in.iuli; And ihoiijli lie fuui.'l llie .iuIO, .iml (tie i.llicr qui ff-li iiiicl tnir, lie coiililii'l li.uo Ilia :Icj'jic th.it tlKic Is in tuny ii:rt, - II Minimi' Anierii-.ui. JONAS LONQ'S SONS, ""$"""& SCIENTIFIC SALAD "Inii'i unite KiiuwIi'iIki' i. :i il.ui;i'inM tliliiK, So in :dl lliiiiifs let in liu .iccur.ui'." lliii!or ot Hip S,il.nl wniitil ttrf.it ly aid me in my (.h-k Ly .'idling iiuivlioiH fimt nt'if".--sirily fur puliiiiiilinii). wliicli If jiomilile ill ln jiitoi'IciI in full in .111 rally iuo of the Wroklv S.-ilml unci llu-ir iveoipt ji'KiioivlciUi'il iinnii'ili.iti.'ly by null. All 0111 Ii luinmimic.c lion.- niu.(, liou r cr, :k a ni.ittor of rfiuic, tn'.ir tl." uiitrr' eoiiL'Ct 11.m11! nii'l .nlilicv, in olliniio tliry iiinnot bo taken into mil siili'i'.ition. Motorinan's Disease. Pllir.APIXl'IIIA OftnlNH li.ive 1IU1 c.vin.1 11 ilifi'.io l.noMii 11s Hi" "lir.iv.y i-.m.'," or ir.o toiiiMii's iINi'.im', wlikli U -af it In .illVit liiolnr. nun niul ciiulucl'iiM on liu- linlli'.v cjis. Hi s.Miiptlnn :11c jin iMrvlic llnw of ten-. 11ml n 1l1v.nl iif liulit. A.-ioKlino: o tin' ounli.-N IliU is c.iti-nl liy criliiriU conHcil by tt'i' li.oi'l lu tin- I've, mill its M'ii'iitltli' name is iti.ilkltl-. A Cure for Pimjiles. The .Mniie.il Ase truly p.ij.-, Ili.il it will If .1 ;or.il lellil lo Millvrititf llinii.uiiU U Icon, on m jtfoil nullmiily ;ii Dr. I'itr.iril. tli.it tin; l'io-miili- ol .ii'-cnie i .1 fiuv for piinpli . He itf ouunenils .1 one per icnt. soliiliou, of wliicli one or inn iiiiniius or iliop r.ie in bf taken iu a iiincul.i.'-tut of water lime thm-. a il.iy, on an empty Mnnueh iuiniidiately bcfnie ine.ils. The il.ei' is In be illmiiiMiril as llie piniple 'u-gin lo ili-ipiii'ir. Bees Do Not Injure Fruit. Il is iiell known tl'.il iaps iln inui-li inimy tn tiuit. ami 10111111.11111'-. li.ni' been uuiur'riius ilus MMsim limn many ipurtPif. In 1 1 I - eniinlry; but il apH'.ii tlnt tin" povjulp iiijm.v to fiuil by Iipc lias been llie taibieef of an eliau?tie lie etiti.itiiiit by llie (.'iilitoiui.i expeiliueut .-.t.itiori'.', 'I lie I'unciii'iliiiis airiveil ai ..re tI1.11 alllioujjli the moulh pails of lue. ale n oonitiuetril that tiny mlulil be n-ctl tor liiitli eallnir ami inlurini; fiuil, all llie cihlenfp ob' linable points' to the f.ut 1 I1.1t it i ir.iv kcMiiiu thai .iny iniury is ilniie, Iu IliN coiintiy Ihe lie has l.irely been ac 1 n-eil if rluliip any tnjuiy lo null, but in Ihe Irult-Rrnw-in? illiii-N prrniiuins n;e nift'ieil tor the t!o ftiurtii'ti of v.i?ps' net.-'. Crusade Against Mosquitoes. Hi-. ljt.'s iiusaile as.iii.-t mofriuitoes on Matin l-l.iinl ! i-ucieeilins: ery well. A little oil Is jpvlii'ilfil on llie j;u-s or weeds about tin ttet away u mil the hou-i'-:. Tlio Inliabitants in the iii.'iiiilo-iidik'ii dl-liiil. 1 l.iini thai tor tin: liil lime In v.eeks tb ; weie able to enjoy .1 Kimil nllil''. lest. 'Hi" lieilmeut of Ilm pi.teli wiili peuoleum i'.'ii" l'i li.oe .it-.ii leveled Iho pill. Acoustic Telemeter. '1 In- 1: .1 1-.i1 i.ir ulllee prftjifrt's to i.nr.v ..u' .1 .(lies uf el.ibniale npi'iluinitt. by lie nitlll.ty Milll llli! ainllitie ll'lcillt'ler. 'fbe i.t'Jwt 01 thin iiniuiv.'.iii . Is to loeate llie podtioii of nun- .'lid I-1 lie-. wliii Ii 1Mi1t1.1t lie otlieni.-e localed ou-Jii-lo tin. ImMliillly 01 Ihelr illi.eli.usi. The ap. ti.ir.iliis is the iui'iiilluii uf Ii'iixi.iI (illM.ii, ol the ll.ill.iu .limy, 'llie Itisliunuiil ibnotes thu dim lion iron! whkli die lii-.-llle fnli.ir Is pin iiidliili, .lll'i atS'i leeords llie ill-tatiee al lii,b the liilnir on in. 'Ihe iii-linnirnt Mill al.o be siiliei led 10 ,1 ciiles hi teveie hn In the fo'lle louiiua: llall.iii milluiy in.ininvi'i. .1 niiuiber of In-tiuiiKiiU I1.11 ins; be"u .pei tally inii-iiinlul fur Mil-, ptnputo. Tb" luliuiiii'iit it imii'li U'jled in I'liniip. tl'iii witli il" ropiiiu mi llie piounllnsK of I lie Sillily unlit of itupiliy US Hie "M.nlt' n.iUr," tlm liislitnmnl rfitilreil by tli" I'mtnl Sl.ih,, .iy il'p.iituivlii lo be iwd on boald of bltl!i".ilps lor llie puipo.e of mra-unlm; ill-t.iuie-. ,il mm i .111 app.iMhs i-illl il.ii- 10 .1 Ii.iumi lnliiiiiuiil n.ul iiiiiiiiiuiily by Miiieyou In in. j. iiilhi,' dliiaiui". on l.ui'l. IfK n.il lulu. , iiuw eiir, N not "M.lillii.ilil" bin "Maill'leleuiietei" and a the elluinlosy uf IU ii.une Inipfi.ilhely iliiiotis tte.l'lim.... lo biithl Willi :iliit ii'iy.-l al ulinee deiimnMl.ili". tl.at it 1.111 only bu uci' to Ine.i.niP dl.-l.imel nil teu.i (11111.1, tlP 'vnnl ".jillinilir" is pilnlid In llie nep.ipii. is as miieli of .m I'liiroiietlcd nioii.ti.-lly .i the Iti.tlUUKUC ii.elf .1 pliialeal aleiiulily Mlii'll II Is ll-i'i) In deteimllie dl.taines .it '.i mi Ii uid of .1 iiilllnii .ui'l iiitihlntf var tei.el. Cider Again, The readeii of llie "..ibid will leiiniiibi r llul a few wiel.s .r; I iubllliei .md liler uavn llie amwiT In Ilm Qiieiy of the tillubl ir.tmliy boy who iv.itih'd t'i l.ii.iv "luiw nimli filler jmi 10.1M set ma of an apple without ,11 dully liii'.i'uilri; the Jnl.e .s.iiei?.ul mil in .1 eldir pie-- and I lake ln iici.i-li'li, .is this it ll.e fa.oii if the j'tar tor eider in impaii ,1 lilll.i liiuie piaitte.iblc l.tinwluhio in ie;ard lo ihH ni..t wlmlivoiiie .Hid iiiullili.eably v.iliuMe bit il.iue, tide r, swell jiid 111.nl. fioiii Miund ap. pies leulatii'i all ilm 1:1 dkl11.1l irulltlc.- nf ll.e ti tilt iiujlllles wlii-li hue brui iieiKiil'i i'V liilinlldU of Jiai H U'llilf one Jlnl i.cili.iV ' lie I'CU t'f alt tf natvrc'. leiiieilln ier lb.it lulu. liii'H and pall.tul cuinpliii't, iniMiiutUln. Sclciuc tollfA.ini; the umiii'itieii of popiUr rvpeiiun'P li's ili'uiiiiluliil tli.l llie iilue of the apple . In (Pieral ..tliM' tiults and even cereils i i"'l l'- I'e mu.id it) Us ImiI.i, lint is inn. tallied only in il 1 Iml. 1 Idcr belni; made 01 '.in peiled .i'ilf. a a leittir of cratie fdliUin- tlii liifdliiiully iwliw pilnclpal and U ttiriiiuie 1.11 ailiile nl dlei whi'I) wmiot lie too liiithly pu.ed by ilio-e who .He itlijvrl to ihcumatle pjn. Tl"' aie.u il!lfiitill. Imwewr, In our ilijiijie. able illiiute U lu teip the fldir .siiect, and al ll.oii'ili lime aie a uuiiila'i' of I'hiiiiii'al .11I1. statue witlili aio mid in the dpi.' eloic. .11 lie fallible pucenjllief, iwpirliiin' vltli mo.-t of Hum lus proicd llicin tn li Jtut tlio rontraiy. I tlurcfmo ulve lieie. a ifilnn wlileli liai fctood the tcil of initial li'iis ol fatnirri and wlileli will m&. double-breasted style and ? 4 and mixtures. 2 fmktyW Boys' New Winter Sweaters Children's Plain and Striped Sweaters 69c Little Boys' Handsome Wool Sweaters 89c Big Boys' Fine Worsted Sweaters at 98c All the latest stripes and colors. 5"cfor Tarn O'Shanters. serges, leathers and angoras, all sizes, Boys' Fall and Winter Hats at 50c All the newest shapes. keep (511111I elder sweet if introduced into (In: bar ill bel'oie the eider begins to work, even If 11 is not pn-.-lhIe lu keep the luirel in a cellar at a lew ittuper.ilute. 'I'o a b.iriel 1 oiitiiioiiig front 2.' to .".n pallnn- ot cider add ininiedlately after the banel ha.s breti lilled f 1 .nil Ike t'li'.-s wilb a. luixluic of one pound of mi ilk"", t.lisins, niip-lialf pound of while inns, taut Kii'il, one-elRlitli of stick ol 1 iiuiamoii broken up ami aft cr tboroiiKli tiirlni; place the bun;; looi.ly for the noU lime tlnee or four dais thill il .-liould be ilihui bonie and a snull vent Imle h1m clo.:eil by .1 plus should be made lo mliiiit siiU'uinit -lit- to allow the How of tin liimid Ihiousli tl.e faucet. Liquid Fuel. A new tuelliod of lminiu;; liquid fuel In- been (luil.-ed by Me.-.-r?. .Mulilir.nl .t Coy. a (Inn ot fleclrical enf,'ineet.s of neckenliatn, London. It i- iilled llie loilridciim system, and by means of it all de-iiiptio.is ot liquid hydrocaibons frum prlioleuni to the eatiuiis tars and tar lefinc .11c cotiMiuied with an entile alijcnec of smell and smoke. The limner eoutpris'e.s a combined bed of te.iin and nil, or refu-e, and the vapor of tlie-e two is fotifentrale.l upon nil incandescent Pie litiilc, upon .sllil.inic wbidi the conibiutd sle.ini, liy means of the Intrn-e beat, is ellvidril into iisyRpn and bjdroen, and lhe.-e comblnltif; with the c.nboti ate ignited and p.i-'ed throuslt tln boiler. So pitfeet is the combti-lion, and .- iulen-e is lite heal that is pcneralcd, that .1 1 ae shld.'ible oucitiy is efl'ei ted iu the con-umptioti i'f the fitf'l for boilei.s uf eveiy de.-eiiplion. Te-ts with a ."ill boi-e power Itornby boiler Ii.nr shown that l.'i poiunls of wafer are evaporated by ihe iuu.-umption of one pound uf tar refu-e, wlieie.t" with the same quantity of sie.1111 eoal only ni:i" pouniU of water are naporaled. The nclinir.ill li.iie evaiiiined Hie proie-.s and intend to c-iperi nieiil. with it in tl.e n.tvy. Electrolysis of Sodium. 'I ho ri-iher piore.-s lor obtaiuiii'.'; .soiliuiu by the elect lull tie mil hod his been one of Ihe iiiujr Miiic&stiil. The ehai.u-letl.-tii.' of the tui'tejs is the u-e nt a liiellfd I1.1II1 tutuied of a uiKtute et eipi.il molecul.tr r.clglils of Lhluiide of sodium and fliloiide of iint.i-siuni. The eddition of 11111 litter fhloride peimils Ihe b.ilh to be kept at a lower Icmper.itiiie than when illicit ido of sodium is n-ed alone, and Ihi-. pie-ents a ilei Ideil ad lanlaite, a- the lo--s of the tmiliuni by M1L1IU1 tiou ii Rteatly diiiiini-hed. As In llie todlimi whkli u-iills from Ihe rleetiolysi.s of this bath, It (ntitaitis tc-s than one per rent, uf potassium, ptoviilod the dillcienee of pii!ctiti.il between tin' eli'i'liuiks i- pioncily iCKiihilfd. The invenlar has made many tli.tls of eleitile fumicis of dlf. teieiil fnitns, and bns been led to adopt the fnl lowiti!,' tjpe: A iiuiilile, wide and not lm deep, is ilhiiled into two f oniparlniciils by ,1 middle p.ttlilin.i r.liiih doe- not reach the botloui. The wall-, of the loinpaitnnnt which loiilaitu tin; cathode are muled by a sy-tcin of water-eli-i'iil.itifiii, The I'lei-tnnlcs whieli are pined lioii onlally, p.is Ihinush Hie oiipo-llo walls of tlio fiiteible, e.tflt lielnif tl.iw in Its own f oinpattnicn'; .il,. nepataled by Hie niiildlo iUtltion. Tl.e iiiiude il loimiil of a solid caibnti, and the i.i ihode 01 .1 iiicl.illle tube who.-e ais is on a level Willi the Miil.ue of the Kith. This tube i- n-ed :tl Hie same time to diaw nil' Hie uielled sodl'.nu pi. niul ed by the fleitiolj .-!-.-' iuitlllu Anieili.ni. Matches in the United Sttttes. line fael-iiy in nliio titins enit a l.itndird nuN lion lliiM.nl inili'ties ciih twint.V'foitr lmiir-. l'itly iiilllloii feet of lumber is used annually In the I iiiicl Stales ill the inaiiilt.it luro nt itutihe-. an liiihi-ti' which hIic.- iTiniloymont to tonn lit, celt tl'uii'.tnd I'eop'e. Definitions. AMMAI. 01! Vi:i.i:i'Alll.i:--Tlii iue-linn, "Willi Is llii- diil'eriine bi'tweeii a M'Ketabli: and an iinlmal," was ,iku me by one of Ihe leaden of the Ml.nl and rot Million! le.lsun bceaitie it 1- a itte-lio wbiilt has eusatid the bilglue-i iiilnds and Ihe 111 it lan-fitl investlBatleiis b r numbed- of .U'.its yone by. II Is a kindly ipuiilluti, 0111 wlililt leuilti'ls us ut llie fi'otilli'il knot Willi II Aleaudel' li'snlied Into tun pails by Ibe .-lioke of Ids sword and I laiiiinl do beltt'f than pillow Ales.mder''. ev ample iu cNpliinlnt; iu a Ketural way within the mull space alloled tn nie, and thus, wllhuul K' in lino iniinlellllble del lil.s.eiplaln Hie ipte.. linn of thrt illlfuvmo betnieii .111l111.il and up l.iblo life as will a of the illlli relief nf llie prod. mis 01 uiilU uf tlie-n two es-entlally illllereii' vital fiiiii'i". Anjiliiti',' In naiuie which we are an luluine"! lu call "jiihii.il" buy uf miy not eloely le. s. mbe iu its niHwaiii anncaattee tilings wbiib wu ine uii'i'sloiiifil fur the -tme vea-oti to nil ei'iteliible, 1111', nr utiy, or will on el.uer cumin linn, show lb-it lluvellliei' luluns hi Hip animal nf viiii'tald" kliiKiluiii oi natural Iil-tor ; fur e pie. The powir of mutlmi botli viilunt.iiy ami Ininliiht.nv Ih ki lit 1.1II.V nippo.-'ril tn be a ilis. lluitlU' attribute of atiliual life and yet we Hud the ( inie imvi' nv lf hlirlily develnpnl hi a ntim. Iier ni the lilitlnr I'ldet-. if plant as fur lnt.inr. , m Hut "Villus Hy ttaps nr Ibe cu-lllu Acaila"; while on the editor band wu bale fvuiiples tj imiiinblllly In animal lite a. In Hu "ea Ati -liioite" and ulliei ineiiibeis of the lullt-l;..liil!. Ih. ilnli.- 1,1 1 id., iul.niiiiilliis of .n-i.ill.'.I soul illlil'ilti, of H..' .'illllii.ll .Hid i'i table Uli;:. iloiiis and Hie illlliittlty uf apparatliu mire ap pcaiance for f.nl$ lu iii'sed tbn ilUleiiiine of opinion .iiiiuiis' ii.ituulMs and the dill'iteut the. oilis ot llie ijiio.-lluii fo: the U,l lew liuiulicd ICJ1-. We now, li'incviT, with Hie nuiuliifiil ik'ielop, iNfidi of the csa'.t iiiiiui within the 1j-I di'iaile.- iu ili'W, .no able hi decide the quoslldi withniit iluiilit alid aluolute leililnly. Tim illlUn'iue between animal ami iritelabli life tunas I. .-Imply the 111.1I11I1I upon whl. 'i e.nlt si(i.iiaiely iVidi! the aiiini.il fo(in oj lite lm niJltir liow UrKP or iiuall they may be. teed and fibtlltl Hieir sub-l.lme limn "uriMllh" ln.lt. ler, while iciritabbi (oini. ol lite feed only up 111 liiorejnie. nutier. 'I lie ubuvc unV'f if iii'rimity eonlolii wnr.'i whkli In llriiuelies rcquiie deflultions and 1 w' I try to convey lliolf eoirect lneanlns In ntn-e. qiient U.'iK of Hit Salad, Cul Si-LUr, M, I). -4 t.-r-Okvjnf-i -., -V.-S .- ;. "?