.''!t'f',' " K4NN-iti-'fw -r i N- THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-MONDAY, AUGUST 26, 1901V T.rtylr (Je cranfon n6une fuMI-hfrf Pally. F.ffpl Sunday, br The Trih. utit ruhllhln Company, it Kilty Ont Month. L1VY S. nirilAHI), Krtllor. 0. F. BYMIKE. Hilne Manager. Ktw Yoik Offliol 150 Namail St. s s vnfxxwn, Sole ARtnt for Korflgn .Vhcttlsina:. Entered it the rontoUlc at Scranton, l'i i Second Clm Mall Matter. When pace nlll prrmlt. The Tribune H lw)i clad to print hort letters trom It friends !" Iriir en current toplt. but Its rule Is that JhfM mut he slcned, for puMliatlon, by the writer real name, and the condition preiedent to i if; ceptince is that nil contribution! ihall be aubjert o editorial rellon THE FLAT ItAlB KOtl ADVF.ttTlMSO. The tollonlnir table ehowa the prlre per (nh earh Insertion, tpjte to be ujed within one year: Itun of Iodine on I Kull DISPLAY. Papr I lteull mint Poitlon .sn .21 .n .in 1 essrhaVMO Inehes .1. .STS .JO .12 .1 .1TJ .l.tt .17 .IS AM 'nn inehea 1200 fono rvwi I-or ends of thinks, rwdutlntis o( rondolnire nd ilmilir iontrlhtitlon in th" niture ol rtflnr The Tribune males a rharse il 6 eenta line Dales fur Classified Adertlslnff furnished on application FCRAXTON. p,, At'ltl'ST K, 1!01. THE KEPUBUCAN TICKET. State. Supreme Cmirt-Ull.t.l UI P I'OTIKU. Treasurer-KmNK (1 IIMIIIIs. Election No. i. "When the llenmrMM went nut of power in ur Mate It led to thr llipublum part a We fy of ilnmt toiei i10 nf ilebt This ilfbt, by ui'o admlniotiatlon undir ItipuMiian rule, Ins been almo.t entlreli ptld We hnr in irsxril th ppri'priatinns in the inmmnn honls until se Hand at the h"ad of th Ainerhan Mates in fiipport of popiilir edm alien 1 ndir llrpiililli in administration there has been paid eai li rir for educational purp'.s mole thin a appropriated by the tVmicritlr puts In their ipnrler of a, rrntiirv of misrule e Une inireweil our appro priations to ihirililile and eteeinosunri institu tion, until we an mile the boat lint m mite between the two oiearn Mi port llioe tnstitu tlons as well a iim nur on Our Jmm.OiIO nf people are lndmtrleu, linnrl, hv ihuiiue imd hrpy. et. -urroundrd a wr are on eery eide with prohperou bulnee, i 'ndition. with people happy, rmplojed aril ronter.lrd. and uilh eiry avenue of bulne and trade lulh oi upird. and with the propei t r.f the future briuhtenlne and cronlne more hopeful, the ohl lutoru pari; nf flutniftion and niiritlon feb up i hterlial rry cl fale pretrne. htpnirlar nnd lnlnr rll v bu ttle nirpne of mulridin.; tin p.-ople mil rejriln lrc ot power." rmm the llepubliun Mite Platform. Clmuncey Depew, Reporter. FRESH from nn PlKht-wrcliR1 fojniirn In Kuronp. Ponatoi Dopcw Is home with a Ron erou; liuilgot nf newf. niiln lon and cues-work which, yntt may lip Mire, la duly set forth ami embellished in the Xeu. York papeis. There Is, he reports, a Kenulne Fcare on the continent about the competition of American manufacturers In the con tinental maikets, and cabinets are urn fultlnc If any combination to cheek It nnd to keep down Ameilean competi tion In the Kar East Is practicable. "We are coming to be conMdeicd n common enemy, to the extent that wo actually supplant forclpn manufactur ers, and this feeling; Is lntcnlflcl by eveiy concern which pops bankrupt, or reduces waces. or lays off a portion of Its employes, ascilblnp It all to Ameri can competition. Thli unfiiomlllne.ss," In the senator's Judgment, "Is not likely to rei-ult In wnr. The lelations of Euto pean governments nio- too Intricate and uncertain among themselves for any one to take that risk, and combination lfi Impossible. An Industrial defensive and offensive alliance against u.s has Insuperable dlfucultks. Rut we must expect each country to put In practice every device to keep our product out." An an lllusttatlon he cites the case of the police of A'lennn, who looked the other way while natUo shoemakers mobbed a warehouse oi ened by nn American Hv.il. And he adds: "It was Interesting to note the intense Interest nnd pleasure In the steel utiike and the threatened one In the New England cot ton mills. The newspapeis were Jubi lant in their editorials. They piedieted the extension of the labor troubles to all Industries. They claimed that the contest was the Inevitable outcome of the. trusts, and that home troubles would postpone for jeats the Yankee industrial Invasion and conquest." Mr. Depew found In England a nwt genial welcome, unmistakable evi dences of nn unusual cordiality In Utlt lsh sentiment respecting Ameilcn. and a widespread opinion among the mote intelligent classes that we should have our way about the X'lc.ungua canal, to build, own and conttol it; but that treaties should be nbtogated a they are made, by the diplomatic fotmal itle.s and agreements common among irlendly powets. Thero is in the senator's intet view one apprehensive note. lie sajs. "Europe has Just grasped the full meaning of the Montoe Doctilne and unanimously resents It. The Old Wot Id wantn larger trade with South Amer ica, coaling stations for lleets on this Fide bf the ocean, both In the Atlantic snd Pacific, and a ftee hand for pto lection of citizens and commene In the leveral ptates of the Isthmus and South America. On this they are all agreed ind fjeady to act, and cannot under-Itand-Jthat the Monroe Doctrine is as nuch a part of the settled policy of 'Jie United States as Its constitution. The railroads in South America have jeen '.built with foreign money, .and nines, are developed and worked, docks ind warehouses constructed, banks oi ranizrd and run, and every entcrprlfe mpItnllziHt and made possible by the. avUh. Investment of English. Oeiman. Trencti and Italian capital. The nmouift uns Into tremendous figures, and three rovertfrneots are alert for their citizens ind tlfjlr rights. If we ever hava seri ous trouble it Is more likely to come from our fixed putpoto on this ques tion than from eastern complications or commercial rivalries," ThlsjSpres'cntntion of the European point of view- In reference to South American affairs should admonish Americans that thev must either iltnii the. Monroe Doctrlneor c.-ury it through to its logical limit by undertaking so thoroughly to police nil South Amerl ;un countrle In time of revolutionary 1l6turbar.ee that forelcn nations and 'nter'fts will h- ntlfted to look to us .'v t" nro'ectlon tov would other wise enforce) themselves. V cannot petmnnently nssert a dog-in-the-manger policy and expect Europe to re fpect it. The charge that employee of the steel trust ate held prisoners within the mills by armed guatdx who prevent their escape Is Improbable on Its face. Tho aimed guntdn nie more probably for the. protection of thee non-union men against the ferocity of the strik ers and their law -breaking sympa thUcifl who, at nearly every mill, have tiled to Intimidate nun-utilonlsts fiom accepting employment, ami when fall ing havo thteatoned violent c. Labors' Worst Mlndrnncc. A DISPATCH ftom Chicago In the papets of yesterday In dicates where dlsregatd of the rights of others is lead ing some of the men contuded with or ganized Ir.bot'n slttiggle for the mas tery of Ameiluin Industry. It Is as fllllOW'M ".MmiidfM in a strll, ,i' the Alils Ciiiilmnrn foundty here, who were nn Krldav enjoined from picketing the grounds of the Allls plant, by an order from .luilge Kohlsnat, ate openly de f.lnu: the injunction today by having out a 1 1 r of plikols. Business Agent rhllllpd cf the mouldcts' union said: 'We do not cite for any Injunction willed will ilcpiive u.s of our tights as Ameilean cltlens, nnd will keep on iplcketlng the Alll-Cbalmeis plant, as ve have done In the past.' Strike lead ers maintain th.it the Injunction Is non opctatlvo In their cases because they ate using no violence." "The lights of Ainetlran citizens" hnvo their fundamental guai.mtee In the constitution of the Cnlted States, vvhli d ninvhete gives warrant for labor unions to make war upon non-union woikingmen or upholds the Minnunillng of privnte piopeity by picket lines to spy upon what Is done within or to Interfete with those who may wlshto come or go. The lights of American citizens ate defined In Ameilean courts, nnd when theicln defined, are not amendable at the will of Individ uals, .s.ive thtough the mdeily pro cesspH of the b.illot. The remark ciedited to Ruslness Agent Phillips of tho mouldeis' union ls in splilt a dcll ance of the law nnd a ustitpntlnn by Mr. Phillips of nuthoilty not belong ing to dim, but belonging to the Ju diciary. If eveiy clti.en who Is told by the court to do or not to do a certain thing niiiy Justify disobedience by alleging that It conflicts with Ills views of vvdat constitute the lights of Amen lean citi zenship, that citizenship would soon lov nil value, because It would soon repicsent instead of cudeily nnd stable government, a government of personal whim and caprice. Those who excuse or extenuate law lessness vi hen put forth In the Inter est of labor oig.mlzations defend their coiuse by alleging that emplojers alo ate sometimes or ftequently lawless. Tho defense is inadequate. One vvioug Is not lighted by showing the existence of nnother. Whatever sins lest upon the consciences of those who employ labor or however badly Illegalities by capital stnnd In need of punishment anil roriectlon, the fact is incontio vertlblo that the public Interest most tit gently demands of those who guide the ai tiv Ities of labor donest tespeit tor law nnd order. Rut this demand Is dally Ignored; and In hundreds of com munities nnsletles ate felt akin to those of civil war because many of the men w ho lead labor trade on prejudice Instead of renson. Of coutse the eultnn finally yielded. Rut not befoie be had fenced another exhibition of tho weakness of the row els'. Canada. WHY IS IT. an English w liter asks, that Can ada, a country of splen did natural resouiccs, capable of su.s.tnlnlng an enoimous popuatiou, does not develop In the same ratio as the 1'nlted States'.' Ho then points out that the fettlllty and n.it ui al wealth of the dominion call fur a poulatlon of 50,000,000 instead of tho beggarly fi.SJS.sM i etui lied by the ic eent census an enumeration that, in Ontnilo at least, Included soveial thousand Canndlaii-boin pet sons who had removed Int the states, It being lashly assumed f'at they would even tually return and ho iu.ike.j an elo quent plea for hrltlsh capitalists to take some of tlio millions now put by Idem in da.aidous .South Ameilean and Soutd Aft lean Investments, and to use idem In colonizing Canada's ilcd waste places on a largo scale. "The 1'nlted States," tills w liter con tinues, "dave been built up entliely by Immigration, Tde mu in rutdontv In tde Ynnkee count! y realize th.it fact, nnd they have scouted Eutopo tor bt.iwn ivorknieii to till their s dl nnd delve in their mines. The etulgiants who dnve been taken West and placed upon the great graln-gt owing lauds there are raising id" wdeat whlcd ui rlvcs at our ports by tde millions of busdels. Meanwdlle, tde splendid farm lands of Canada, which might glow ev?ry pound of bread that (treat Rtltalu eats, ate, compaiatlvely speak ing, a vast solitude. Why do cml giants go to the t'nlted St.ites Instead of to Canada? Because they are taken tdere." Tho Englishman's Idea that money Is to be made by a mote systematic ex ploitation of tho Canadian notthwest than has yet been undertaken is rea sonable. With Manitoba alone ptoduc liiff S.'.OOO.OOO bushels of wheat this year and paying farm iaboieis t'O a month, exclusive of bonid, there Is hardly any limit to tho pioductlvo pos sibilities of the great region noith of our northern boundary, of which fho Red river province tortus, In men, only a small fractional part. Rut It will take more than natural wealth to at tiaut and letnln an Intelligent imml. grant population Into Canada. Emi grants ftom Europe may go to tho United States becauso they ato taken there; although most of tdem como nowadays of their own freo accord, of. ten Ignoring the wishes of those amongst whom they sutle. Rut they remain In the United States because they proiper here; because they And that their children have excellent op portunities here; because In a little while they themstlvea feel at home here, manifest an Interest In public af fairs nnd gain a voice and vote In how things shall be ndmlnlstered. In Canada, on the other hand, thero Is no national spirit In any true sense, but only a petty parochialism. Local and provincial interests occupy the public mind. Politics ls restricted to a multitude of smnll details that present no stimulus to the Imagination. Na tionally Canada 1.4 non-existent save as an appendage to n scheme of govern ment having Its center located thous ands of miles nway. There Is nothing In Canada to give cxetclsc to tde spirit of pattlntlsni wdlelt is lnlterent In all Inhabitants of a land who add to Its valu. Tde endeavor of tho office holding class to supply this deficiency by means of the phantom of Imperial unity meets with scant success among the common peopK who view In It largely an abstraction of rhetoric. The fnuudlnu Is loyal to his town and piov tnee, but misses the cementing Influ ence that In ancient Rome pioduved the splendid boast: "Clvls Romnna sum"; or that, southward ftom the Canadian boundary line, tills the Ameiicnn with nn Incessant conscious ness of kingship amciig men. It Is this pec nihility of Canadian politics which explains why the domin ion does not mine tapldly develop. Canada Is trying to escape her mani fest destiny and tho endeavor stunts her growth. Tho law requiring cities, boroughs nnd townshlp.s to wait several months for their share of the liquor lirenre money after It Is paid Into the county triMsuty would be n good law to ic peal. An Interesting Suspicion. WHEN" (lovernor Odell Inst winter declined to accept ordets from Senntor Piatt to give his ofllclal sup pott to the hitter's scheme to transfer conttol of the police of gi eater New Yoik from the elected ofllceis of the city to .a commission appointive by the governor, and was threatened with political extinction, he stood his ground firmly nnd it was Piatt who had to yield. Piatt then said that If Tam many won the next city election, Odell would be to blame. Eumois have recently been persist ently circulated that odell was Jeopard ing a concentration of the anti-Tammany forvrs by bis Insistence that the man to name for mayor In opposition to Tammany must at all hazards be a Republican. The manifest object of the spreading of these leports was to imperil Odell's hold upon the inde pendents nnd to load upon him the onus of a Tammany vlctoty should one occur. This weak cannot bo traced to the Instigation of Senator Piatt, but It has occupied the eneigtes of a num ber of his li lends. Now the governor takes cognizance of these Illinois nnd in a well-guarded Interview, which caiofully nvoids any direct icflectlon upon the senntor, but which nevcitheless says much be tween its lines, Infoims the public that "If membeis of the Republican li.ii ty nie atti Uniting to hlm any shaio in the effott to tluow out of balance the confetence of the anti-Tammany gioups, they nie mlMaken." And he adds his belief that the eftort "comes fiom thoe he antagonized In l ela tion to the attempted police legisla tion." Senator Piatt, in all his statements for publication, favois naming an inde pendent Democrat against Tammany and nigues sensibly that only by such a nomination can Tammany's over tdiovv be assuird. Can it be that this attitude is assumed to mask seciet moves calculated to piotect Tammany and destioy Odell? The latter's re uiHiks i.ilsu this suspicion. A cut ions pioblem piesents Ifolf In London. The need of rapid transit Is fast calling Into existence new lines of undergtound street uillwny, an 1 one of the propoMd lines, which would ac commodate a large voluino of travel, goes mi ivac tot St, Raul's cathedral that ntchltei t nnd rngineets declate its consitiuctlon would unsettle the cntlii'dial's foundations. From this Munition aiv animated dl.cusslon has developed, which coveis the whole giound of the eternal conflict benvrtn ttaditlon nnd innovation, but it Is a sale guess that, ieg,udles- of St. Paul's, the tallroad will eventually be built. Commenting upon tde I'ennsvlvania Di'iuoctac.v'H dodging of national Is sues, tho Ttoy Times, with nn eye on its recoid, truly says it had better keep still on all Issues, Mississippi In a month has had 37 Killings, S cold-blooded assassinations and fi lvnchirss. Mob law does not ap pear to bo vcty successful as a doter- ICIll. FABLE Or THE FIEST COCOON. An it tit llic n.'iit diel ar.cti nt the forest, When at tin Kllulhl'ii c ill. Ilmlm and hutiriilio, gnlil, n and gaudy, iiithirnl tn (Ihiho at . full Wild with u.ili and the giddy mazurka, llliml . nit the frolic and fun, ?uer a biillcirl noticed the fairies lllilin? .u. d watrliin; not one, ' lint fruiii tint itilitttli ii f liiMilrlrn inrl Viav m ii"in mi uini'it-ii hi I'l'iii'Hi aiei iivii ItiMml tho fi'.t fitiies, and ere Am rould .inih, the uucsU wcic imprUoned, f '.night I. the fairy folk there. "How c in we ilame if we Iwwii't the gaiiica, Oi follow the fweopi and the minis? Ilciw c in Me ilii It " inltcil tlio hlrtes, "Lacking the gauze and the ulnst" llieie in the hcrrj liuli, tlieie in the forest, Lathrud the faliln about, l'luiking the wlngx of Hie hoctlct, and golden Wingi of Hie buttcrlllei out, Then, with the wing', the) Ind stolen, the rob hiiii, Panting around and around, Kloalcd nnd llutteinl in magical measure, heated a toe on the ground. Dunn In the by and down In the gravel, WinsliMi and ugl -In fliainc tvattrird the huttutliej, broken in plrit, Chanced In their iij'uic nnd nunc; time tlio companion vl linnet and robin, I i in the, legion ol oi'g; Now but the wljgle-ttorn wormi ol the wood land, Cieeplng an1 iranllnc; alonj. blighted in bciuly, and robbed nf the golden Wing, and tlio moiled and blue, Wandered eno worm in the dan of the autumn j Then of the thUtle and dew Shelter It mide tor the thanle and the winter, Made In the light of the moon Such I th tons of the ilrle the ilmple Song of the flnt coecon. New York bun. Progress of Events at ChaWatiqtia Special Corrtpondenee of The Tribune. Chautauqui, X. V., Atts. II. FOR TWO VVKKKS the member cf the (hail tainjua Literary and Sclfntlrle Clrele haie held nndl'puted iv nt I'hiutaiio.in. The hall la the gioce and the flaw rewind bale been at their dtpoal and eierj thins erncd to move at their beck and call Tn l;nit to (hi nrganlillon waa equal to belni inen.W of the hiilitat arl'torric-y of the land Hut their telsn for tlili raon w.n oier on ll'iognltlon Ila). Til 'i lne been srarluatcd, recebed their ellp.o mn nnd gone. It la urprilng hat few attrae. linns ( linitiiKiui ha for tinny of the'e P. L. S (' people after their inninienr'rmrnt. They eaine In by hundred! until Tueda.c night, and left in Jul the fame number riitirtcliy moinlng, Aid now thme who have come hen for pleasure alone can eno) the nuny opporlunltlea aflorded. vcllli out their own or nome one ele' ronnlence beinij troubled bv the thought ol waiitlng valuable time. In thin onnetlon it thould be nld thit 1'hiutiiio.iit will inaugur.ile two new epetlal rourtes of home reading thl fall, a, rourae of pracliial trading for hoipekeepeM and a couree for Junior intmillat club ilndlar to the Cornell ur.hcull.i rour'ui which hue been ao tucceetlul. o Tho ceri'inoiilet of Iteeogmtlon Piv were tin inmllj Impre-.lie and lieautlful thl jeir. They realle began the night lelnre the l-eat of I.an term, when ill ( hiutiuiiia Joined In the relebrv tlon peiullir to this pla, e. Nearly eiery cotuje on the ground was hunsr with f hlnee hnterns, and the parks belnvc the Vtuphltlieater and about tlie Vtln niemn were i peib-ct mare of colored light All the rlaee ol the reading circle kept open Ii'Oino In their iinou civ room, and 4 general reception wis held in Vlumni Hall. Thj Itecognlticiti III mhlreM wt delneied by Chan rellor K II. Andrews, of the I'niverslly of Ne braeki, who dUined the "Problems of Create America," and who had eome very deeided view on the touw the I'nlted States ehuuld take with her new povesion Tho milliner nhonla cloed thl week, the tlulw Inie In I tbeir lit tueetlnrs and we begin tu feel that the enl nf the neaon la near. The I'm-Vmerican will probably bring visitors here until late In the fill, ar.d thus proloni the ennii Inng after the gates are open ard the programme Is finished Pint during Iheee last ten elajs the attractions are Ju.t as greit as they were the first week in ,Iul) Two of the best coures of lectures nt the whole summer hue Juts begun. I'rofewr Vlbert Pliihnell Hart, of II man!, will rliseiisii (he Vtunroe doetrine from reel point nf view, and Dr. Kelna.nl Stainer, of Sindusky, will tilk on the Slava. 1n bright nnd rhlnlng lights In the literary world gme lei Hires this week on literar auh Jests The! were Leon II Ineent. of Phlladel. phia, and Professor Ttlehatd Hurton, of the fuller-Ill nf Vlliuiesnti, nne having fur his aubject "I nglleh Vnthors," and the other "Kirtlon " No mi'io Ism cms lecturer ever appeireel on the ( hiiitaii'iui plitfnrm than Professor Iliirton, and he grrw In famr is be proceeded with his course. It Is Mill that when he- began his cliwea tn the ftiniiner fihnol be had but a doten pupils, but at th1 end nf the eetond week the sla;. room could not hold thoso who wihed tn bo under his Instreii tlnii Mr V ineent Ins lost nothing In populmty bv his freqii"nt Melts to Chantinqua, and his mining la alwais hailed with delight Ihrre was errtalnlv varlil etimigh In the en tertammint of the week, and if anv had been lacking in the programme It was fulli made up hi tht wcilher. Sie'i ilm out of eight it rained, when it was inld ennugh to snow there w,re ececere tliumhr shnwrre. anil between time the sun mne so fieri el Hint clouds were a re lief et In null ene Instance, and then not serlou-lc, his the rain Inteitered with the cere imnlo of th" week, and tint wis when the for mer graduate riceliid the new ones into the Such i c of the Hall in the (iroce. it fnntrin- to all tndition, "rirem di" was brlglit nnd eleir and .1 himlsnme eum wis real Ieil fur the Hum' and liirls' clubs It his be"n the cutnm e uh eir tn halt- an out-door enter taininent foi which an evtn fm is e hirged for the hiiieMt of tlieee clubs, whbh are en helpful to th nung people fpiiidiug the mmitnrr here This leir the entertmiinint tiik the foim nf a die us with a lulu Mww It was a ver harm less affair, being given entireli bv home talent lhi grand iniuli of the trnred home made ani mals was a feirtul and wonderful eight The gliaffe teemed to be -aiiTeiinir from an attack of Intnniriteir itavii. wliith mide the front limbs move in a friky wait?, while the rear ones float ed along in the ttitelv movement of the minuet Vs this griieful tiuadrupcd pissed in review i e ("ie the grand etmd a child's voice rang out loud and eleir nb.no the nuisle of the band. "I know who hilt the giniTe Is" The elephint Is nne of ble-d inemnrv . who has done dut.v on elhrr like m eisions, and, although his paper muslin skin was Mugged and pitched. It was the amo nhl -luiiihn, cmlv with other legs The mmv Kmitheirirs here hid a regnlir lubilation ovei the f irt that u Iiui'iani babv took the first prire in the lnby ehow, ind there were ome littles bevutics in the iontet. - i - Niturallv, .Inseph .leflcrson was the ftar lee tiller of the week, and he received an ovation such as Is seldom tendered a Chautauqiii ei tuirr On the wine evening the ( hautauqua Uramitio chili piesented "A llaehelor'a Ro mance." Tlie giinnisliini gave it last exhibition of the season this week, and this nnrks the closing of the Silinol of Phjslcal Kdiiration. Vll the de pirtinents, from the primary classes to those In Ilelsirle. took part lh. attendmte his far ur pi-keel tint of other J Mrs in point of numbers, and the wotk in this department ha been excel lent Tlie grnnd mnerrt will continue to be given twice .1 week until tlie e bising night of the ei in, ind, with Pr Carl Unfit as hiss soloist. In terc-t in the miwul part nf the ptncrimme is bound toccnlinue I'mfesitcir I Kldgler, the ( hiutaunui organnt. Ins begun a series of inter pretitive reeitnis, treating of the great composeri and their work. Outline SUidies o! flaman Nafiire The Colonel Was Game. Colonel Mulrew S flurt, of the Twenty filth infantry (coloirdj Is in nffWr who roo from the ranks, and he has never filled to tak a fatherh interes' in the we'lare and happiness of his mm. lie believe. the het way for them to pass aw iv the tedious hoius of garrison dutj is tn phv Inse ball and oth-r outdoor gimes He oftrn acted as tin pire, mid on c-no oecasmn, de spite his giav locks, cli-i ided to take a hsnd himself stripping nfl his coat, l.e took the place of nne nf th pincers When tilled to bat be turned tn the eaptam of Ills team ind informed him tint for trie nonee he was "just one nf the plueis, not the en onel " The dusk e iptain did not Immedlitely repl.v, but as toon is tin e olenel batted a three bagger he was after hlm ilke a mid hull "(in down' (in down. u' skinnv. pie deed, how legged little ilehhle Stir vo' foots, o' son of er c imp cook! Pat's right! Kirk de stuffin' nut'n dat second baseman' Hun; whoop 'em up' W runs lak er cow, ,voise er wooden mm W'y ilmn' n' stir o' foots' Pat's it! Hun lak rr Corp'le was terhine jo ' " Tills uream ff ahue. mixed with much profin ity, and with all the pet mnies belonging tn colonel, was continued until the dignified old soldier finally crossed the home plate. He taid nothing until he had invested himself with ln coat. Then he (iced the dusky lnso ball captain, who gravelv saluted. "Private ,lnhnon, I am now and fiom henceforth Colonel Mutt Cio on witli jour sune." "vew York Times Maguine Supplement. New Cause for Lightning. Kn old colon d prenher In the rural district areounteel for the lighting In thli way: "Kver' time Satan looks down en sees de bawd's work swine on, (lie Hithes f'uin his evei Pat's do lightning, tn w'en he falls ler hit a chini h wid it he la)a hick en hollers. Oil's de thunder." "Hut, person," raid an old deacon, "whar is hitan in de winter tnnef We don't have no llghtnin' den " Tlie ireachcr stulied a minute and then silni "Well, hit may be, Hr'er Uilllimi, dat hell'l froze over den." tlmta Constitution. Wouldn't Say It Himself. Whenever there Is a meeting of ecclesiaitica there is sure to be told some story of the late Bishop Willlsms of i onnerticut, who was one of the brightest men of hit day At a recent roncliie at the Oeneral Theological lemtniry they told this tale of the good bishop's witt "Ono summer day the hbhop went out ftshlng with a (rirnd, and, is tho day was warm, they ivvnntr bottle of tare old burgundy over the side of rnwhoat. When luncheon time came, th bishop r.ied to pull Hie wine aboatd, already tailing In anticipation the cool, delicious bever age. Thtough some mishap the string slipped from tils flnoers, and the bottle sink to the bottom of the river. lllhop Williams sit up with a sigh and said, with his e sparkling! "You say II, Joneai "ou're a l.ijmn.' " New York Times. Imitative Tots nt Play. Wordsworth's lines of a child at play, "as if his whole vocation were endless Imitation," were recently recalled by a conversation overheard In the children'! ward al a, provincial hospl tal, A liltle girl, whose tole waj that of nure, rang an Imaginary telephone on the wall to talk to her companion it the farther end of the room, who plajed the part of doctor. "Hello," Slid the nurse, "Is (Jut dortorf" "Ycj," answered her companion in i deep voice; "this Is the doctor." "This lady Is very III," he was Informed. "Well, what seems tn be the matter?" "he his swallowed a whole bottle ot Ink, ' said the nurse. The doctor, not flurried, inquired whit had been done for the patient j but the nurse, too, was ready In emergencies She nnswered: "I gave her two pad of blotting raper!" London Tit-flits. They Ought to Know. " What verdict did the coroner's Jury bring In?" inquired the min who htd seen the 1 tith ing. "Suicide." answered tlroneo ftob prenn.nlv '"He must have known peif.-e ly w.11 that steal In' a boss In Crimson .iilen was bound :o prove fatal." Washington Star. CARD FROM C. B. GARDNER. Editor of The Trloune Sir: Wilt j on kindly allow me spice In 0ur riper to reply to i .-ard published in last Saturdi' issue in which Charles W. Daw son, esq , explaln"d how it happened that his name got on a petition asking for my appoint ment as orphans' court Judge Tlie plain, cold ficts are tint nlthr Mr Piw esin, nor any other friend of Mr Voehurg, wis asked tn sign that petition until after Mr Vos burg himself had told me that he wax not a candi date for that appointment; that I could say that tn his friends, anl he had, on at least two dlf ferenl nerislnns, pereonill promised me that h would fi i rrrtiln prominent Republican leader In my behilf It Is true tint manv names on my petition were obtalneel soon alter the bill creat ing a sepiratc orphans' court was Introduced, but the greiler portion of them were put on during the time that Mr. Vosbtirg was actively engaged In tr.ving to secute either the appoint ment or nomination of common pieis Judge It was not until after the petition asking for mv appointment as orphans' court judge hid been In the hands of the governor two weeks or more tint Mr. Voshurg withdrew from the contest for the common pleas Judgeship ill the Interest ot "harninn " C ft f! miner "Always Busy." 2 Always Busy Events Kirst Our Fall styles of Celebrateil Korrect Shoes at $4 00. They are displayed In our men's vv Inciovv. They are for the smart dresser who wants to bo just a little ahead of the other fellow. Pecond The placlnn on sale of every man's Rut set Shoe in our store, low and high cut, 3 and $4 prades. They are dis played in our men's win dow. You cm trot a pair of thorn; perhaps the best shoe you ever wore, for J2. Lewis & Reilly, Wholesale and Retail. 11aq.-iie Wyoming Ave To use furniture In your office that Is not up-to-dato in style nnd quality. You meet prospective customers in your office and they will judge you by your surroundings.- Your office furniture should be such as to make a good im pression. We carry the finest stocit of Office Furniture In the city. If you want Desks, Chairs or Tables come In and seo what wo can show you. Hill & Connell 121N. Washington Ave. THIRD NATIONAL BANK OF SCRANTOM. Capital $200,000. Surplus $525,000 United States Depositary. Special attention given to BUSINESS, PERSONAL and SAV INGS ACCOUNTS, whether large or small, Open Saturday evenings from 8 to 9 o'clock. Wm. Connell, President Henry Belin, Jr., Vice pres. Wm. H. Peck, Cashier. LBfJLBfJHgpaP. BaBptaJJ"BJJ"BBWVBBJjrBSBBflJ'f SCRANTON'S BUSINESS HOUSES THESE ENTERPRISING) DEALERS CAN SUPPLY YOUR NEED OF EVERY CHARACTER PROMPTLY AND SATISFACTORILY. L. SOMMAR, llulldlnct Contractor Emploja unlcn mn. KstlmatM chrliili given. nrmAdcllnir ami rcritlrlni tptclalty. 3SO WASHINBTON AVE. EDWIN S. WILLIAMS. CONTRACTOR. BUILDER ROOM 215 COAL CXCHANQE, SCRANTON. PA. Gold Medal l$ Photographer Chlldrcn'i $V;. Artist, FOR SALE MT.GIF.S and WAO OS'S ot ill kinds, iil-o Itousfi and nulldlnp; I-ots at bargains. HORSES ri.lt'PKD and OKOOMr.I) at Farrelus T RANSFER Jlnica freight. Furni ture and Baasaite, Mali's, Pianos and Ml rhlnery, 217 Lackananna Ae M. T. KeLLCR'B LaiVawannaCarriaso Work. J. B. WOOLSEY & CO CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS. Dealers tn Plate Glass and Lumber OF ALL KINDS. LACKAWANNA UNDERWEAR STORE Will fell all their lamplea ot fine Imported Madras Shirts lor men at Wc. ; worth $1 to $2 SO WALTER E. DAVIS. 214. SIG. 2IB PAULI BLDQ. Attorney-at-Law, Scranton, Pa. MRS. SARA ALLYN, MANICURE. CHIROPODIST AND SCALP TREATMENT CV! SO Meirs Dulldlns;, Pirlors open Monday, Thursday and Saturday eienlnj;,. E. JOSEPH KUCTTEL. rear 11 I.ackaoanna acenue, manufacturer nf Wire Screens of all kinds, fully prepared for the spring eaon. We make all kinds of porch screens, etc PETER STIPP. Cereral Contractor, Uuildcr and IVater In Building Stone Cementing cf cellars a spe cialty. Telephone 251J Office. '7 Washington acrniic. "5"H'H"H-J.-I.-J. UAhTMS We call special attention to our new line of pri vate patterns made to our special order com prising all the season's novelties in design and coloring. I Wilton Axminster ROG S FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC RUGS Savonerrie Brussels In our Upholstery Department our selection of ? Foreign and Domestic fabrics embraces a com- plete line of ! Furniture Coverings Sash Materials Portiere Madras We offer special values in f WALL. PAPER ! and display the largest and best selected stock in N. E. Penn'a. t WILLIAMS Temporary Store Refrigerators, Oil Stoves, Screen Doors, Gas Stoves Window Screens, Hammocks. 325-327 Penn Avenue, TRIBUNE WANT ADS. BRING QUICK RETURNS ill ill HOTEL TERRACE. Parlor Hotel. Accommodation) unsurpassed Special SUMMEIl It TFS to permanent rihsU. Oet them. Tahle noard. V. II. WIIYTE. Hanlevs Bakery, 420 SPRUCE ST, Succeaior to HUNTINGTON Wh make t upeclalty el Una bread atuff. Ordera tor Silada, Oyateri, Croquettes, etc, promptly filled. A lull line ol Lee Cream and Ice. W. A. HARVEY. Electric Wiring and Fixtures. Flectrlc Hell and Telephone Work. 309Commo we r hBuilowo FRED H. WINTER. 824 CAPOU3E AVENUE. Staple Groceries and Troslalons. A full line of Vegetables, etc., reeeied dally. 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