THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1001. m H wsxmmm. $$&' W T HE CAMPEHS at the Country club have pitched their annual tent, or tent. It Is a sort of glorlilod camping, for Steward Jacob nnd his family look after all the sor did detallB of cooking, tidying up, etc. The houiekcpplnB or teiitkceplng, as you may call It, Is so Immaculate that the campers aic ptoud to Invite the inspection of guests, nnd truly the lit tle camp among the pines at the en trance of the upper links Is very neat and picturesque, with Its white tents and gny-coloiecl lmmmorks. Theie Is an absence of the detail which makes up a Huzzacott outfit for the soldier boy, when tho stove by day may be uied as n refrigerator by night, and the homely but friendly stepladder Is coin ei ted Into n wash tub, and the ai title masquerading as a harmless tnmp-chali Is In icallty n set of carving tnol nnd the tent Itself It. capable of being convened Into spotless white trousers with a boaid for Ironing the same Into correct creases. Now, I may be a trifle mix ed ai to some of these details, but the Idea Is right In tho main, for I taw a Huzzacott combination the other day. hut the miraculous possibilities of the apparatus made my head buzz. The Country club campers aie ham pered by no such limitations In their outing: Their tents contain little white beds, looking exactly like the cribs they must have occupied when they were all Innocent, pretty babies, for there Is nn unpietentlous canopy oer each, which Is discreetly draped with mosquito netting. It Is a wonder that they haven't made some effoit to exterminate the mosquitoes In the vicinity of the Country club. They nren't so terribly troublesome, but that Is all the more reason why they could easily be de stroyed, as they do not exist in very large numbers. The little pests are always the penalty of having stagnont water In the vicinity. They nio born within a few hundred yards of tho spot whee thoy begin their depredations, and as they arc continually hatching during the warm season, a great many are released from a very small pool. If care were taken In tho spring to cover with oil tho little stream back of the camp, which is almost totally dry in hot weather, the many genera tions of Mr Mosquito could be appie clably diminished. The troublesome Insect In his amphibious stage is com pelled to come to tho surface of the water every few minutes to breathe. The oil Interferes most emphatically with his intentions, and he doesn't live to sing or sting. It Is an easier pro cess than to smite him one at a time when you arc suffering with pain and rage, nnd it isn't to trying to tho nerves. , Porch parties are the pleasantest fads of the hour A porch party doesn't necessitate occupancy of the porch to the titter exclusion of the house, but It does mean a nine o'clock gathering In attire unconventional and with entertainment amusing, if not violently Intellectual, The poich-giil up-to-date has had a far better time and more men in her train than her sister who has hied away to the sea shore, with all the clothes tho family finances could stand 'and the prospec tive ration of 16 to 1 as regards girls and escorts. An intotcstlng way to af ford entertainment for a porch party Is to make out a pioginmme In which everybody present must do om -'.ning that he or she tan't do. The our.g lady who sings divinely must not he allowed to sing, but must make a po litical speech. Tho man who can re cite funny dialect stories must give a poem of Ella Wheeler "Wilcox, with the proper mixture of intensity and idiocy. The man who can't sing is made to sing "Loch Lomond " The girl whose one "piece" is "The Ros ary," with correct intonations of pa thos, must be made to ting coon songs and the man who is a brilliant orator must have his role laid out for him In a bear dance. Two young ladles have made a great hit in small informal porch parties by their duets, Thoy don't sing them, but Instead recite in unison nonsense rhymes, such as: "There was a fair maid of Gloucester Whose young man thought he had louccster," etc., etc. The amount of popularity those amateurs are achieving In their circle would turn the heads of less sensible girls. Miss Hnrah, who has hcen the guest of Miss Dale, on Jefferson avenue, for the past few weeks, returned to hrr home In t'nlontnwn, Pa., on Thurs day. Miss II a rah has made many fi lends In this city ami her depnrture Is n distinct loss to the summer con tingent which yet remains. She has the gift of a powerful and beautiful contralto voice, which has given much pleasure duilug her stay. She nlso possesses the accomplishment of being able to play her own ncocmpanlinents, which has ndded much to the Infoimal onteitalnments of the season. Miss llarah sang In the Klrst church choir a fortnight ago. A drag party enjoyed a clambake at Lake Scranton, Monday night. Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Jer myn, Mr. and Mis. H. 11. r.rad. Jr., Miss Dale, Miss Harah, Miss Klike, Miss Helen Matthews, Messrs. Thome, Loomis, Theo. Fuller, Merrill nnd Dale. Mis. W. O. Kulton entertained at luncheon, Wednesday, In honor of Miss Kirk, of St. Paul, Minn. The guests were: Mrs. W. V. Keller, Miss Wat kins, of Richmond, Vn.; Miss Reynolds, Miss nisbeth Wlnton, Mlstes Helen and Alice Matthews. Mr. and Mrs. D. II. Chase, of Qulncy avenue.entei talned a number of friends at n porch party Wednesday night. The campers at the Countiy club now number tho following: Messis. M. B. Fuller, J. II Rrooks, James Dlalr, J. F. S. Fuller, Lieutenant Davis, H. B. Merrill. Theo. Fuller and A. K. Hunt, Jr. The Misses Raub have been enter tained at a house party In New Mil ford for tho past few days. Social Happenings at Lake Ariel Captain Bowman II. McCalla, I'nllod States Navy, who has Just icturned home fiom the far East In command ing the cruiser Newark, Is planning a visit to Lake Ariel for rest and to enjoy the fishing there before assuming command of the battleship Kcarsago to which he has been ordered. Captain McCalla Is known as the hero of C.uantanemo bay, having par ticipated In all the engagements there during the Spanish-American war as commanding officer of the "Tub of Blood" as the cruiser Marblehead was known. Ho afterward commanded the American forces In the battle of Tien Tsln, China, and led them In the relief of Pekln. His wife and daughter who have Just retimed from Yokohoma, Japan, may accompany him to the lake. o Riccllng vies with boating nnd fish ing as the favorite amusement at Lake Ailel this year. The guests at the Hotel Columbia and the cottages aie now In- teiested In cutting down the iccoid time over the five-mile "round-the-lake" couiso, which has proved so popular. The course Is nn admirable one, pass ing thiough hill nnd dale, past pietty fatm-houses, fiequently In view of tho lake. Theie Is considerable shade from the magnificent ticea by tho wayside, and a cooling hieeze from over the lake. Thct-e who aie riding to make time need not dismount from start to finish, hut those more leisuiely Incllnrrl, find frequent icstlng places, and enjoy stopping at some one of the many t'aim hoitses for glas.es of cool milk. The course affords splendid wheeling, tho level sti etches of toad being hatd and t-mooth, and the "down-hill" stretches alfordlng fine coasting. Tho "up-hill" poitlon Is not haid work. There Is no occasion for dismounting. Tha few hills are easy of ascent awheel. The last Ml etch homeward along the eastern shores of the lake, leads the bicyclist over the good load In the rear of tho cottages and through the pine forest, which affords shade nearly the entirp distance. o "around tho lake," made by Oeorge J. II. Follmer, of New York, one of the guests at the Hotel Columbia, was not beaten for some days. On Thursday morning Mr. Follmor's colots wcie lowered by James II. Forkln, the man ager of tho Hotel Columbln, who rid ing n Snell 1901 chnlulcss, made the trip In twenty-six minutes, including one minute going back after n broken cyclometer. Mr. Forkln is certain that he can knock off three or four minutes on thl recoid, nnd there will be an other struggle for the honor of heat ing the recoid, during the coming weik. Tho snme course Is much in favor with pedestrian parties, who start out In tho early morning fiom the hotel nnd make the trip on foot In nn hour nnd threo-quartcrs. The scenery along (he way, affording glimpses of lake and mountain, is especially Hue. The weather continues cool, varying from in degieea nt night to not higher thnn 70 degrees by day, so that out of dooi sports, walking, driving, rowing, pall ing, fishing nnd bicycling occupy the entire attention of the summer con tingent. o A letter received front Henry Mac rory, of Brooklyn, N. Y., ndds Interest to the bicycling contest, lie writes that he Is coming up with his Thomas auto bicycle to compete for honors. Ho io cently rode 117 miles In five hours nnd forty minutes, over country roads on Long Island, and Is anxious to make n century tecoid (twenty tlmce around) over tho Lake Ariel course. Among the re.cent guests nt the Hotel Columbia have been John Clelland, B. P. Connelly, Mr. nnd Mis. C. P. O'Mal loy nnd Miss McCourt, of Scranton; Mr. nnd Mrs. Oeorge J. 11. Follmer. of New York; Harry Elwood MacNIchol, of New York; William F. Shean nnd Miss Mabel Leonard, of Scranton; Charles K. Davis and Miss Mary Reedy and Maine Hcffron, of Scranton; Hon. T. J. Reynolds nnd wife, of Scranton; .1. A. Relnhardt and Miss Isabella Jen kins, of Sctanton; Charles A. Pulclfer, of Brooklyn, N. Y.; John D. Boyle, Mr. nnd Mr?. M. J. Hnwiey, of Scranton; Joseph A. Henley, Miss Nellie B. Will lams. W. J. Dooley, Miss Belle C. Ciiaham, K. J. Horan and Miss Horan, W. A. Hutton and Miss Martin, Mr. and Mis. M. F. CVMalley, J. R. Meats, Scranton: J. E. Hood, Dunmore, J. F. Davis, Carhondale; H. P. Harrison, Massllon, Ohio; Dr. II. C. Whalen, C. P. Munn, of Carhondale; A. J. Henley, Dunmore; James O'Connoi, Scinnton; William II. Davis, Scranton, Supetln tendent of Polite Frank Robllng, Jr., of Scranton; Arthur D. Rommlus. of Cambridge, Mn-s., and Miss Lola Steel, of Scranton; Sterling E. W. Eyer, of Wllkes-Barre; E. L. Washer and J.. W. Dllyon, of Dunmore; T. F. Rcddlngton. Scranton; C. M. Hill, Blnghamton. N. Y.; J. L. Hollldny, Scranton; Charles Kalstencr, Scranton; Frank During, Sctanton. 'fr'fr'3"3"fr4"8"i SCIENTIFIC SALAD "Inacciiratf knowledge la danRfrmia thing, So In all thlngi ltt us be accurate." Rfifr nt the Palad would crutly "Id rne In my tiik by jaklng qtiMtlont tnot bnm" Mrlly for publication), wlilch It ro'b'9 wlu Ie annwrrrci In hill In an nrly lu j' ,'r 'Vffkly Salad and their rcrtipl c know led Immediately liv mall All ouch minmunlta tloni muit, however, as a mat'er ol courw, bear the writer's correct name and addifaa as othetvilse ihejr cannot be taken Into eon. aiders! Ion PERSONAL. MIm Klizibcth Bunnell Is immerin? In Dun da ff. Mm. Henry Brad.v, Jr., is visltins friends at Belmar, X. .1. Mr and Mrs II. '.. W'anen aic at the Pan AnicrUan exposition. Mr. and Mis. II. (! Brooks are spending a tew week at Crjilal like Mi-i. Huth Pile hi cone to California to re rmin (or ecnl weeks Mi-s Helen Orlffin, of Pine atiect, is recover Inc from tevere illness. 'I ho Miwa Kvelvn and KloiJe Ollniore are mm nurins mi I. ike Mliliican. Miss Mar Mo-ffmlth, ot Monroo avenue, will fpend the summer in Ohio. Ma(or I.vrictt Warren and family have, cone lor a two inonthi' May abioid. Ml wamuricht of IMilntield N. J., is the guest ol Mis E B .Icrmjn. Mr ind Mr S i: Vwilind hue been at the f.len Summit hotel this week. Miss William', of Biookljn, N. V., is the guet of Miss Mice Mittliens. Mr. .liwph . Mutt and family have gone to their summer home at Dundafl Mi-s Uainrleht. of I'liliiHcld. N J., is Wtlns .it the home of Mrs. 1' B. .Icimjn. Vt. .lames Arrhbald and family aie occurjincr their Minimer home at ott.igc City. Mis.. Alidrcuh, nf Brookljn. . V., is Mtlne at tho home of Mks Amy Jcsup, on Cliy ae nue Mis Psbln S-rjholt, Mln ebolt, Mr. and Mi Krank lonnell are at the Oneonta, limey's Like. Vmcroinaii'at-I.arse fiiluhi A. (!rov was resl-tricd at the .Irninii lit inslit. He Mopped off beie on hl iuj home to ;lnmood. Dr. I II lloltliam, of North Kast, Pa , Is Lit Ins his pirents, Mr and Mrs William Hoi thnn, ft. of North Wellington aienue. Walter Ilir!c, who hi been spending .1 few d.its nt the Proildence l'rebj.teijn paronige, his lctiiined to his home in ilton, V. V Mr. and Mrs ( lamer on Monh and Mrs. .1. Ii. nn Morch will fprnd the next few dns in Buffilo attending the Pan meriin exposition Mr. and Mr John It Kelly, of Oapoino ae nue, ind Mr mil Mrs. P. V Scinlon, of Carbon street, -ire at Wild Itose cottjge, at Lake Winola, .tohn Ilinninger and K. T. Sihmehl, repre. senting the Holding Knights Templar, were In the itv srsterdiv making arringements for the hotel aiommoditions of the Templirs who will The Dangers of Eating Alone. IT IS NOT 0001) lor man or woman to live alone. Indeed, It has been well said that (or solitude to be succelul a nun must be either unitcl or deUl. This refers, perhipi, mainly to the moral asp- ts ol Isolation, nd with thoe we hae no concern. There arc certain physical ill, howeer, whlih arc not tho least among the dlsadian tages o( loneliness. Of thee there Is many a clirk, many a young barrister, rising, per haps, but not jet far enough risen, many a business msn or poutnillst who will say that one ot the most trjlng features ol tils unmar ried life Is to hae to eat alone. And a pre mature ibspspsli Is the only thing that eer takes him to his phjslilan. Thrre arc some few happily disposed Indhlduals, who (an dint alone jnd not eat too fast, nor too muvh nor too tit 1 1, With the majority, honrcr, It la different. The average man puts his nocl or his paprr before him and thinks that he will length en out the meal with due deliberation by reading a little with, and moie between, the courses. He will employ Ins mind rnough to help, and too little to Interfere with digestion. In act, he will provide that gentle menial ac companiment which with happier people con sersatlon giies to a meal. This Is jour solitary's excellent Idea. In reillty he becomes engrossed in what he is reading till suddenly finding his chop cold he demolishes It In a few lnouthfuli; or else he finds that he Ii hungry, and paying nn attention to the book, which ho flings alde, he rushes through his (ood as fast as possible, to plunge into his atnichilr and lltnture afterward. In cither case the lonely man must digest at a diadan tage. For due and easy nutrition food should should be slowly taken and the mind should not be intensely exercised duttng the process. Ks-try one knows that olent bodily exercise Is bad Just after a meal, and mentil exertion la equity so. Wle people do not e.on argue during or Just after dinner, and obserMtlon of after-dinner speeches will comlnce an.iono t hit most speakers neither endiue tlnmelcs nor excite in their heireis any ecmo Intellectual effort. In fact, the cxpiiitnre of countless genera tion", fiom the red Indian ol the woods to the whlte-shirted diners of a modern party, has perpetuated the lesson that a nun should not eit alone, nor think much at this time, but should talk and be tdked to while he feeds. Most people do not think much when they talk, and t liking is a natural accompaniment of eating and drinking. How does It fire with the manv solitary wo men of todav? No better, we know, thin with the men, hut dlflerently. Mono or not, i man may be tru-ted at any rate to use loon enougn. Supposing, of course, tint he cm gettjenoush. With i women it ts different She is mote emo tloal. more Imiginatiie, and less inclined to icallre the gross necessities of existence. There fnre, the woman doomed to dine alone .is often as not does not dine at all. She gets dyspepsia beeiue her stomach ha not sufficient work to doi a min gets It because his functions piactlce it too often in the wrong wiv. Worst of .ill. perhaps, is the case of the soil. tars cook. In the in.uiads of smill Hats in our large cities there are thousand of women "do ing" for their solltarj masters or mNtiesses. The? women, whose milu occupation Is to pre pare food for others, find It impossible to enjoy, or oien to take, fond them.ehes. s confec tioners are siid to gic their apprentices a lire urn of tho stoi k of the hop lor the first lew dies, knowing that it will effectually cure lppetite itterward, so the women who aic al ways oicupied with bming and preparing food grow limbic to use it for theinselies. These people Mifter from dcsprpsla, which is cured if somebody else manages their kitchen for a week, allowing them to take meals without preparing them. It needs no moralist to declare the e ilx of solitari'ie-i Man as well as woman is a gre gari.'tn inimil. Plnslcallv and intellcclualli we linpiove with coinpinloship. icrtainlv It Is not good to eit and drink alone It is a sad fart of our big cities that they hold hundreds of men and women who In their div are too busy and at nicht too lonely to feed with profit, much less with any pleisure. a description of his a; stem of Incandescent oil lighting, Illustrating the subject by the exhibi tion of a large series of lamps showing the rte. xelopment of the Inientlon. These lamps employ hcy mineral oil supplied to the burner by air pressure and burned on the Bunsen principle In conlnt with a sprclsl mantlo of the W'elshach tjpe. The light produced Is very brilliant and they are adapted especially (or out door me or lor the lighting of large enclosed areas, where electric arc lighting Li now commonly used The lamps are claimed to jleld as much as Jul can dlepower with the consumption of one-elghtli of a qua it ol oil per hour. The paper was discussed by Professor A. J. Itowlsnd, and referred to the committee on scl. cnc.0 and the art for investigation and report. Automobile Bond Knees. The following table shows the progress realized In France In the last few earsi Horse Weight Course. Velocity. Power per II. V Parli to nouen (IS1I) ....llmllct 3.7J 2,V) hg, rarla te, Bordeaux (Isii).. 1.1 " t.M ltt Tarls to Marseilles (lSirt).tVj" 00 M " rarlstnAmeteidrm (lWl.'.mj l-'.OO 100" Paris to Bordeaux (t-J-ri). sn " M " From Tan to Bordeaux the winner of the last rare maintained an .nerage speed of tt'4 miles per hour. In 1001 the race was from I'atls to Toulouse and returi to Paris. Illght mortoreltes starled ami three completed the run. The win ning motorette maintained nn atrruge speed of S'j miles trout Paris to Toulouse, OTH miles from Toulouse to I.lmoges, Cn Ml miles liom Limoges tci Pari" Tlilrlj'flse mototcjcles left Paris and eight only cempleted the run. The record was: 3(1 1 3 miles from Paris to Toulouse, 3,Vj miles from Toulouse to Limoges, 32 miles from Mmogea to Pat is. Klthtesn automobiles (wagons) left Paris, of which eight returned to Paris. The records o the first and second are so remarkable as to de. sene quotation, aa follows: Pails to Toulouse to Limoges to Toulouse. I.lmoges. Paris. First ...42 1-3 miles, 30 1-2 miles, SD 1-3 miles. Second .34 1-3 miles, 40 2-3 miles, II 1-3 miles. The weight per house power appears to hiie been about ninety seven pounds. Submarine Archaeolofrlcnl Discovery. Creek dlers who Ime explored the sea bottnm neir the Island of Cetigo hae made discovert.' of no little interest, both to the archaeologist anil the artist. Marble and brome stautes, Iragments of xa-s, pieces of wood fiom some vessel, hue been found, which Indicate that a trireme, laden with art treasures and hound for Home, wis wrecked I.iiclan, moreover. In his Mory of Zciixls, mentions a vessel which Sulla had laden with statues and sent to Italy, and which foun drrod on these very coasts. Whether the vev,cl discovered be that rcfrned to its questionable Th coincidence, however, Is certainly remarkable Among the pieces brought to the surface may bo mentioned the hronrc head of a boxer or wrest- ler. and particularly the marble rtatue of a Uniting jouth, which piobably ornamented the pediment of some temple The urper pait of the slaluc is in an admirable Mite of preservation The head and trunk are entirely intact. The two hands have also been recovered, one of which, till unfinished", is a veritable masterpiece. Al thuiighl the statue has lint been evcrvwheie nn ished with equal care, it i, nevertheless, a work of art, icmarkahlc lor its mro gricc and beautj. "Dick, The Driver Boy," OV L. PAUL MACK. Submitted In The Tribune's Short Story Contest. I n,trnrl fhp fomrnllon in l , I'nlU i hiinrfrril A record Of thirty-two minutes knights will come up from their city. Bleeding of Snlmon in Fresh Water. Whether the- filmon (Mlmo salar) Is i sjlt w iter or a fresh watet Hh is a question often mooted. Its closest afhmtlo" arc with a family lie uly all of whos repicsentatlves live In rivers The fut tint Million pawn In salt water his been atlesil .is an indication that the salmon is, in fact, .1 true Kilt water fish which his been pio.:reMivelv habituated to fresh waters. Mr -louvet de Ilelleme his conducted a Ion,; series of expi riments on the artificial breeding of ralinon to test the question whether the silmon cannot be mai'e to bleed without an annual voy age to salt water. His experiments extended our a permd ol ten jenrs and show conclu'lvely that the cnli.-ie and breeding of Silmo salar in lio-h witci me entiielv practicable and llicv leu to the Ivnerce lint while the hibit of this lUla of visiting the sea is favoiable to Its dvdnp. mint, It Is not absulutel) necessary and is prob ably only recently acquued. Incandescent Oil Lighting. Wcdnesiliv evening, at the stated meeting of the Franklin Institute, (leoige Washington, of New lork, who was the first speaker, presented Prehistoric Mines. The prehlstoiic mines at Hartville, W.veming, luvc been examined bj Profevsor Oeorge Doiee), curator of the Columbia Museum, ( hlcago. who finds that the Indians, in addition to wuiking the mines, were also extensively engaged In manufae turuig various instruments Around the village the ground was stiewn with fragments of flint and partly constructed arrows, lances, hammris, etc., showing that the people who woilced these qinrrlesi carried on the manufacture ot household and warlike instruments near at hind, the finish ing been done by the women and children, in their lodges, while the men were at woik quarr) inc. Dr. Horsey will spend the summer In mak ing further investigations. It miy be interesting to the reader to learn that neai Viri Cruz, in I.chlgh rountv, a small himlet not far fiom Mien town, two ancient flint mines were discovered from which the Indians obtained their arrow heads, as numerous hilf or partly finished stone Implements of Indian witfare and the chase were lound near the openings of the mines, or pits. Definitions. CAMKItx The word camera as it is common lv ii'ed at the present time means a photo graphic or optical instrument consisting of i box or cae in the flout of which a lene is it taihed. which focuses the picture in minlatuie upon the ensltive plate or film Inserted Into the I ox at the opposite end from the lente. A number of ittachmcnti to faclli'ate the tiking of pictures may he and are added, hut they arc not essential to the tanicra, or more piopcrly. photographic camera. Tho origin of the word Is to be found In the Italian language, in which It means a chamber and when uxd to describe the optical or photogiaplilc cameu the word "oscura," meaning dalk, Is idded. This "cam era oscnra," or dirk closet, was a very popular pli thins In the middle ages among the wealthy pitrlciins nf Vrnicc and Floicncc ind was u-ei not only as a pi thing, but also as a means cf spving upon their neighbors. It came into vogue soon aftrr Copcinicus had demomtrated the fact tint i convex glass leme would not only mjcnlfv objects but would ab-o prolcc t the im ago of any well lighted landscipe or picture of any kind urtm a white surface or scteeii It con silted in i domelike chimber on top of the house exactly like the astronomical ob-ervalory cupola of todiv, being capable of revolving upon .1 vertical axis. On top of the cupola a laige minor wis placed at an angle whlih reflected the image of t,he houses and sheets downward through a large lene secured horizontally in a hole in the mof of the chamber, on the floor o( which a piece or white material, marble or linen stretched In the plane o( the (ocus o( the lense howrd to the beholder what was going on out side, exactly like the image on the ground glass of the photographic camera of todiv. Carl Seller, M. P. One Woman's Views. THE telephone Is surely the greatest Invention of modern times. If you were on the Midway you might think it is surpassed hy the megaphone but It really Isn't, you know, except in nerve strain on the subscrlheis, or rathej: the people forced to listen. They .are. getting telephones all through "the mal dlstilcts now. The farmers form n stock company hire a switchboard and a peuon to attend to the calls and there they aie. Their lelephrtpe; service costs them much less :han .ours, and they do have such a beautiful time. They have perhaps a lozen people on the line and the hell Ingle.s at all the residences when ever )ne of the supscrlbem Is wanted. That laves them the bother of listening nil ,he time 'as some people In the city tsed tq do when they could hear every thing. that was said on their line. In ;he country It Is only necessary to listen wten the bell rings. Of course fou know your own number but you ire apt to mistake the other calls for four, especially when there are so nany ori a line. Consequently the tele (hone 1b a Jot more satisfactory than .he Ladles Aid Society or the cones jondence In the dally papers. You know right nway how many pounds Mrs. A'h baby weighed; what llcht anrf nbOut what hour Abllah Li. Jones Ir going to call on Miss Mary nn Smith; when your nelghbois down '.he rrtad are to have their city hoard Irs; nhero tho minister Is to tea and jow long he Mays. "Whether Doctor K. has ns many calls ns Doctqr F.. and hethe,r Mr. T.'s law suit will come off :nmoi'row as expected and huv many Jollors' woith of sugar Aim. M. Is islng In c.innlns-tlme. It Is.hall that the largest peirentage if women In the, Insane nsy urns Is composed of ' farmer's ivnirJ.'- that their narrow, hard little means of recreation Induce mel ancholia. The jural telephone Is des tined to change nil that. The farmer's wife will now have an Incentive to live, there clinging to the wall, like a kindly disposed bat, is her little friend, ready to speak to her at any moment, likely to tell her that old Mrs. Drown Is dead at last, or young Raiah Kllen Is going to be married next week. Theie It goes with a message tiom her sister In another village, or a "good morn ing" from a friend of her glilhood many tnllcs away. There is a new Interest In life. Noth ing ever happened In the old days something In likely to happen any minute and the swift musdcal warning sends a pleasant thrill through her wholo being as she drops the pan of potatoca or stops In the midst of bread ranking to giasp the receiver with floury hands and hear the story which Is continually changing, "While the delicate sensibility which recognizes the difference between mine and thine Is likely to bo blunted by tho rural telephone, what Is to be done about It? Unman nature Is the same everywhere, flood breeding and princi ple will pi event one from evesdropplng any where, at the telephone or In the next room, but the heart of man as well na woman Is undoubtedly curious to know other peoJe's u'Kb, nnd while In the city the same Innate ic flnement of feeling, or what l even more Imperative, want of time, cr the Installation of n new "locking out" telephoni- -'iy be potent aigu- inentH ii' .- h ning to messages inpu' ''ie pa i utheis, perhaps In t' iritry w io . . more Intlmnte Km l i ff the ! i.i i fcone's neigh bj. ... -I to rj...t, it imy be pietty euy ti "mistake that ling for ours," at any lute your neighbor has the came vhAnsc t you when you are confiding your family niatteis through that medium, so It is evened up. Any way nobody should tell Fccrots over the telephone, with tho knowledge that miles of listening ears intetvene; so theie! The only ical complaint that has come fiom the jural telephone service Is fiom a farmer an unfeeling crea tine he must be who giumbled becauso his wife neglected hoeing the garden for fear bc would be out of hearing If the telephone bell should ring. s, I heard of a telephone system In a certain town which Is ccitalnly worked for all It Is worth. The society theie Is much liko it Is heio; delightfully In formal, friendly, enjoyable. Jut as Is done heic, It Is quite the custom to arrange many little nffiuirs In Im promptu fashion calling up each othei by telephone nnd making plans in the moinlng for amusement In tho evening. So completely Is tho operator taken Into confidence that It Is quit" the ens torn for a man to call up the central and ask her what girls are disengaged for that evening. She promptly comes to tho rescuo and designates those who have been already secured for the little dance, tho card party, tho supper, etc. xAhlch may ho in prospect. The young man asks for tho telephono num ber of one of tho young ladles who havo not been "taken," serenely makes the arrangements and the genius of the telephone, like tho good fairy the Is, turns to reply to a similar query from some other person. It Is nil under st mil nnd taken nB seriously ns possl b' Th operator Is in n position to kiv v. ' nit It and she cheerfully Raairtn i iing tho eoclal machinery of the clt.. , altlK-iuh necessarily like "Olory" in the ihlldren'a story, It Ie such a good tliri and she not "In It." This plan hsis not been pursued to any gieat extent In Scinnton, although the telephone operator Is often In trusted with many a dellcato mis slon. One of the demands made on her by some people Is that she shall act as an alarm clock and wake them up In time to catch tho five o'clock or some other early train, which she nl ways dons .most const-lentlousb , a record which cannot be made of the nlarm clock. The telephone opeiatnr deserves a great deal more and more consideration than ihe gets from any of us. For our sln.s of omission and commission, dear, pleasant voiced patient divinity of the Exchange, please for give us, A bogus "farmer," who at some per iod In his career, may havo spent a fortnight In the country, wiltes the following Information. He l.s not as polite ns a real farmer, but tho letter Is appended simply to show what a lot somo people do not know. Here it is: It i all right to make a defense fur the poor dock-till horse, but when jou come to the dehorned cow jou arc "talking through jour hat, so to tpeak. farmers do not cut their mvva horns only in rare instances wheie Hie horns grow In such a manner that they threaten to in jure their eyes by growing Into them. The cos that you have seen without horns not only were born that way, hut their horns never grew. It Is not a rare sight to see two or 'three and some times more nt these hornless cows In a herd of a don. The (armers call them moolrjs. Where the word came from I do not know, I do not find It in the dictionary, but to the (aimer it means a row that was fore-ordained not to have horns. I send jou this Information so that jou will not scatter your sjmpathy In watte places and will have a more kindly feeling for the poor farmer who Is the unfortunate pobeseor ol a few mooley cows. Voun sincerely, Farmer. P. 8. These mnolevi would not be of much use in a bjll fight, but they are ai good milkers M their more (ortupate Uur. After long and serious consultation with the Agricultural Udltor of The Tilbnne, I am prepaied to state that "Faimer" should look outside the dic tionary for Intormatlon on the Mooley cow question. Now the Agilculttiral Kdltor, who not only pohsesses a town house and lots, but also many thicks and herds In the countiy. Is authority for the declaration that not one In lie hundred cows ever has boms of the "ciumpled" variety familiar in "The House that Jack Built." the convolu tions of which necessitate amputation because of possible Injuiles to the ees. Instead of that, u drive of a few miles up countiy will show herds and heicls belonging to dairy farms wheie eery cow Is dehorned. Tho custom In Lackawanna county was started at the Hillside Home, and ns the people all over the iciuntiy fide acknnw lodge Superintendent Ucenier as boss In politics, they hafctened to follow his lead In the matter of relieving cattle nt their bonis. Some of the far mers posucss u machine niado for the purpose; n wicked, gulllntlne-llke ap paratus which does tho work swiftly and suiely. Any one in the rural dis tricts Is familiar with the procees and Is nlso familiar with the sight of cows whose bleeding hends show wheie the mutilation has Just taken place. The custom has been established In large herds In order to pi event Injury being done to t lit cattle by the horns of their neighbors in tho field or the stall. Of course, everybody knows that "Mooley" or "Muley" cattle, nn the Century Die tlonaiy spells the name, are born so. It Is said that they first came from tho Isle of Wight, but it Is also declared that they were once bred In Virginia, However, most of the hornless cows In the herds of Lackawanna, county and vicinity were thus disfigured by the hand of man, Saucy Bess, N Noithenstern Pennsylvania nro situated vast fields of an thracite coal, and In the beauti ful valley nf the Lackawanna mining or "digging the dusky dlat'nonds" nnd transporting them to less favored portions or the United States, or to foreign countries Is Its chief Industry. To one not accustomed to the sight, the pi occasions of miners, driver boys, and slate pickets, their persons nnd clothing cbonlzed by the dust fiom the black Jewels, wending their way home ward from their days work In those dark cavetns, lighted only by the lamps fastened to their caps Is a pictures que scene, and one not soon to be for gotten. Klchanl Darcey, or Hick ns he was famllnilly called, lived In a (suburb of the thtlvlng city of Sctanton, nnd was a driver boy In the line Hrook mines. Ho wan nearly fifteen years of age, but so small, he looked much younger. He was fond of books, and wished very much to attend school', but his father was unnblo to work, nnd there were two little sisters and u baby brother to fed and clothe, so It was necessary for Dick to work. His mother seived a few families as helper, as often ns she could be spared from home, nnd together thoy managed to "keep the wolf from the door." The family had been most unfort unate. Mr. Darcey had been Injured by a fall ot rock and the eldest two sons, Hdward nnd James, who xveie driver boys, lost their young lives In the mines. These sorrows made a deep Impression on Dick's sensitive nature. He resolved to be truthful, honest nnd never to utter an oath. When he was nbout thirteen years old, ho had an experience that chanced the whole course of his young life. He was walking down Lackawanna avenue, nnd chanced to pass n young lady who accldently dropped her pocket book near him. He quickly picked it up. No one seemed to notice the event, though the stiet was tluonged with people nt tho time. The tempter whlspcied, "keep It." Only for nn In stant did he waver, then turning, dart- up the street. He soon overtook the owner, and handing It to hor, respectfully sald.'iady you dropped your pocket book." She hnd not missed It. and was sttrpilsed as well as pleased. She thanked him. and offered him a coin for his ttouble. He refused to accept It, and as she look ed Into his honest face she knew why. "Why did you not keep it?" She queried, (to test him still further.) "No one would have known It." "I would have known It, he answer ed, nnd It would make me very un happy." She smiled, then Inqulied his name and place nf icsldence. He answered In a Mralght-forvvaid. man ner. She again thanked him, bade him "good-by," nnd pas-sed on. Her smile of aproval made Dick happy. That evening as the family hud retired to the little sitting loom, after their frugal meal, there was a gentle- knock at the door. Dick opened It and there to his gieat sin prise and delight, was the beautltul young lady, to whom he had returned the pocket book In the after noon. She Introduced heieself as Lllllnn Letcher. She possessed a very sweet voice, nnd a most winning smile. To the patents, she l elated the Incident of the pocket book, and congratulated them on having a son who was honest and upright coaxed the shy girls to her side, and with an nun aiound each, told them pretty stoiles, till their eyes grew wide with Interest, then kissed ami petted baby Bobble nnd dltectly won the family to her. She pictured to Dick the Sunday school where she had a class of bos about his age, that she was very anxious to hne him Join the following Sabbath. Dick promised, and after assuring them that she had spent a most enjoyable evening, and to their coTdial Invitation to "come again," promised to visit them In the near futtiic, she kissed the rosy lips of the little ones, picssed warmly the toll woin hands of tho others and bde them a pleasant good evening. Miss Letcher left each member of the family 111 a pleasant frame of mind. The little ones pinttlcd for days about the pietty lady, and the dolls nnd pictures that she promised them when she came again, and the eldeifi heartily wished that her stay might not be long. A promise with Dick was not to be broken. Karly Sunday morning, with clean face, hair neatly combed, and his clothes (If they were coaise) carefully hrubhed, Dick was at the Sunday school. Miss Letther gieeted him with a smile, intioduced htm to the boys who weie to be his class-mates, and con vened with each a few moments about his home and frlenda, before beginning the lesson, which was explained so dearly and interspersed with such en tertaining stories, the nttcntion or tne class was held to its close. Dick was very much interested. He was also delighted with the music nnd songs. He had a tine voice and loved to sing. When the exercises were finished Miss Letcher bade them n smiling "good-by," with the lequest that all would come again the next Sunday. Dltk promised and fiom that day foitli. tlu're was no storm too seveio to keep from his place In the Sunday school Miss Letcher was a slnceie christian teacher. She was nnxlous for the souls of her pupils, and prayed fervently for their conversion. She had the j .no (jlft of carrying her llstners with her. They felt the nearness of the character she poittaxed When she le peatcd the old, old story of Jesus nnd 1 1 Io love. His humiliation, pilvatlon and Ignominious death on the cross, to save a lost and sinful race, quoting the Sax loin's own words, "Oienter love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his fi lends." "Ye are my friends, If ye do whatever I com mand ou." Her pupils were deeply moved. Dick became dlssatlstled with himself. He longed to be n chilstlan; l,ut the way seamed datk as the mines In which he worked. He began leading more and nioie the little bible, Miss Letcher had given him, nnd dally prayed earn estly for light. As he lead he came to these wo! d of the Savior. "I am come a light Into the world that whosoever belelveth on me should not abldo In darkness," He resolved to follow tho light. In answer to his prayers, light came nnd peace. He was happy. He knew he was saved. Ills parents, and little sis- tern werft rial scloua of the chance In "-.' -.- -i--- . - ---- ------ -. His raVint race, cneerrui oDedi- t H 'parents wishes, and I thoughtful attention to the little ones. made a visible change In their little home. Little Mnry confided to Ruth that "Dick was the bestest boy ever was." Kven baby Robbie caught tha spirit of Dick's (sunshine and would laugh and clap his chubby hands with glee whenever he caught a glimpse of his hlg brother. Dlck'n home coming from his dally lahor, was looked forward to by ech Inmate of the household. The day wa lonely without his cheerful presence. His little sisters would vie with each other, who would see him first, run to meet him and get the flrat kiss. He would then tako each by the hand, nnd the trio would march Into tho house to meet the others waiting for him. Hneh Htle girl deemtnr It a, favor to carry In turn, Dick's dinner pall. Miss Letcher's happiness over Dick's conversion was unbounded, and the tnlks they hnd together, In their weekly meetings, were a help to both. There came n dark day for the Dar ceys, Miss Letcher, and all the many friends of Dick. A messenger came bearing the sad tidings that he lay in Moses Taylor hospital seriously injured. In Jumping from his car, he slipped, fell under, and was dragged some dis tance. One leg was terribly mangled, nnd he had received Internal Injuries, from which lecovery was doubtful. The grief stricken parents hastened to his beet side. It seemed hard to realize that their darling boy, who had left them only a few short houra be fore, with a cheeiful "good-by" and a kiss for each one, as was his wont to do, every morning when he went to his work, was wounded and dying In a hospital ward. He threw his arms about their necks, (each In turn) and kissed them again nnd again; but Im plored them not to xxecp for him. Weep only for yourselves, he said, I shall oon be where there is no pain nor parting. You will come too? I have prayed for you to come. I shall be waiting for you over there. I would have worked for you many years, if It had been God's will, but He knows best. "The Lord will provide." "Pray to Him." Miss Letcher came sorrowing, but not as one who has no hope. As she pressed a kiss on his trembling lips, he exclaimed, "God bless you Miss Letcher, O, how much you have done for me, I am going to be with Jesus, whom you taught me to love. I will meet you In this heavenly home. You will miss me In your class but you will be happy because I will be. Tell the boys to 'walk in the light,' so I ahall see them again, as I am praying to do. Will you pray?" All knelt, while Miss Letcher poured forth heartfelt lejolclng over the re deemed one, and committed him to the tare of the Saviour he loved. When she had finished Dick responded, amen. Sing "Jesus Lover of My Soul." All were too much affected to sing. He, then sang the first stanza, clear and sweet. In his delirious moments, he would fancy he was In the mines, at times, driving his faithful mule and would eihout "get up Jack," and "whoa Jack," but not one profane or Impure word passed his lips. He was not called upon to suffer long. As the end drew near, his mind was clear. He expressed a wish to see his little brother and sisters. The grief of the little girls in parting from their beloved brother wao heart rending. They clung to him, begging that he would not leave them. Dick was visi bly affected, but shed no tears. "Theie are no tears for the dying." "Listen." he said, when you sing those pretty little hymns, "I Want to be an Angel," and "There is a Happy Land," that we have sung together so many times, icmeniber that I have gone to that happy land to be an angel, and If you will be good girls, mind papa and mamma, and never do anything you know to bo wrong, love Jeeus and pray to him, you will be angels and come where I am, and we will never be parted again, never. They grew calmer and kissing them nrrectJonateiy. He bade each good-by, and kind friends led them, sobbing, from the room. Hobble was lafld ibeslde him. He caressed him fondly and turning to his heart btoken parents he said, "I pray that Robbie may be spared to comfort and support you In your old age. Tell him nbout me that I left a message for him, to meet me In heaven. O, won't It be a Joyful time, when we all meet Around the throne of God to sing his praises forever more? He was quiet for a time, after which he point ed upward and exclaimed, "Look! They aie coming for me, the angel band; don't you hear them singing?" Thus was Dick the driver boy, wafted from the dark mines of earth, to that celestial abode, where "there shall be no night there; and they need no candle neither light nor sun; for the Lord God glveth them light; and they shall reign for ever and ever. Jangling Nerves, Are you Irritable? Do you sleep badly? Is It hard to concentrate your thoughts? Is your appetite poor? Do you feel tired, restless and despond ent? Try Llchty's Celery Nerve Com pound. It will do you more good than anything you have ever tried. Sold by Matthews Bros. $ssssf$s$s$:.ss$3ss K READ Chickens Come Home to Roost By U B Hlllls. Described by more than one :j: i hundred critics, "The gret :: i est novel ol the nae." 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