RPWFllSiwpi as--aesrr.UL- ' he:?hv-!- ui . . m . l .. ?"m !5VPiT?sS.fjf'" Tf-" .-.' -iZPlTi 4MV& riwPTJSii ..'"?IF"i",res4vr,!47TOv'rri'w'i?-t-" v.?7i ; ;,!, "vvrjFq" THE SCRANTON TMBUNI MONDAY JUN1S 17, 1UUI (ie Sermon $rtSime ruMMi-il tialiy. t'Ac-pt Fun-lay. to; '""'')!'' wo Publlshlm? fomp.i l Fifty Cents a MnnlH. LIVV S. nirilAIlD, Editor. O. V, HVXIinU, Business Minstr. New Vork Mice, M S . VRf;.tjANni Bota Airfnl tor 1'oiolmi Atlvcrtlslnff. Enlired at the rftiirtire it H.-unton, l'a.t a Srreml.C'hM Mall Miller. When -pne ulll penult. The tribune i "'."T fl.i-1 tn print .li-irl lillm fiom Us friends ' Ins on tin re nt topic. Iml tin rule l that these rust li Msncil. for tiublli.itlon. liy tin" w,"r, tj! mine! ami Ilic rnmllllnn prcre' enl tn "- ,'cplanci' la thai all contribution shall w "'tcl In editorial revision. THK FLAT It All" FOIl AtlVKItTISINrt. The frdlniilr.ir table shins the nil"' I'" ineh f.irh insertion, space tn lie used within one jean Nun el Sirilngnn Tnll firtpi.tv i I'antr Hcadlnc Position " .! " .21 .10 .t .18 t.- thin 100 IncheV .'J via ?o .":! Id .I7i .15 .!" .15 .ISS r"ii Inches ... tfV) " lor i.irtls nf thank', resolutions of condolence ffi'l similar rnntiilmtinn In the mime nt n'' vrrfMns The Tribune makes a chaise of 6 icnts a line. flite, for Clarified Advertising fiutil.'hed on ipplicilini. !-l'n.XTl.V ,MWK 17. 1iOI. npfnro flic AniPi'lciin flntr Is liiiiilrrl rViun In i'iiNi. 1 ho 1 rtio furls iilinnt tlm fii-Mrur t'.in or the Mnlnr uhii 1II1I ll find why ntts-lit tn lip nitiilf imlillc. Wr of cnntTf. ,'ififtltnn tlnit tlicy tiro Mum 11. In the Case of Luzerne. "TpVtK lIAnniSBl'mi rnrre- rnniiil'-'iit of tin' Wllkcs HnriP Krvtuil, In Hiiotilf- linrr tlio riilluro nf tlio I .n B'l'lio county ilclosntliili hi tlif loifi lfililfo lo soiMiff Iiutc-ipi'iI ,iipi(iirl iilnits for clinritalilo instlttitlnns in AVilkoji-Bfifff ami ritts-ton, prucecils fo say very frankly: 'I hi' rniiimititi on appinpnuionv I11111M ;i dn( nr 10 I lir nh r. nt 1 ..Imirl l.v.Muihl ami I'.. II. ( hari and repined in atiipmlerl dill in tlio li"iie uiilm. III.' Uili"i-n.iue i ill Iv'spit.il ?i". "ii. the .imniint oii'in.ill.i .mioul upmi. llrpio MiiUtlvp II 11 tin 111, Wio h.H Iicpii pcrsi'tinth liiiltoiihol 11c Ihe iimiiliri.. nf Iho rnnimittt'P ami 'inlr.ii'iliiu le h.iw llitm I1r.11l.r11 In Xilki' ll'iii'c i.m il. U nimh disappnliilpd .iml foll If.ilif.-. II. .11 IhoiP 1 r.nlv nn hnpri nf .-prilliliE rnnre linn 111" :"i,iliii rt liesrlirtcinslA .illntlorl In I'lllllll.-'ll llli. ,11id K-nPl.llr-. Tn .lll'l In 1 lie I'lnlfN l.w tlnr h.' levrivpil it h.i. Iiprn dpi'idril In ciw Hi' I'MI'Imi iin-pil il niih I2.IIHI, nn I'l-iiliitifn lh.it i. In pip iippiI ni ii nc diM1 linn .ni'l irnie niniiej lm in liinrii mi o. ll.v run. li.iitii'L' til--1 .inirmnl "I inniiey tn I." .ippn'ipri.iti'il I" Hill.p- limp Willi tin .mi'iiiiit In pi in ."latltnll It '(ill hp .-ecu linv. il p.n In 1 1.' a (e in the ii''Klii'i .r.inlfin Mill iririt noi . inl.lh ulnlf Wilkii- II.HIP HUM I'O innlPlil itli .i iiii-u.il.p V'.r.nim. ,in. t. in t !io f.m nf thn tut Hut !Im- ll.ilio j, ,i iriittr nt I p"piil.ilinu .' in uip.ilpr th.in N i.iutnn. neinl.fi nf i'ic .ipii'ipii.ilin'i inminillep h.id I up f.inilni' to (.tJlp tint l.iiipmr loiint.e mil Inimr niiinlieuil .niioiic Ilie .-l.iiv.m iminiip, lnnirl nm expert n lm . i nnled Ih" .nne lie.iiiin nt a.i "(" Minn ll-nllr." 'iiinieil.i ir.ininii. Tlipfe ofin bo nn (lpfctif.0 nf nliriilR incr on iiulitloiil cnmnils ni.ito niil in noorlfnl loi-.il oli.-iritlos. As a ninttor of friil, iho allowances al I Ian i.sliuiK fur l.ustonio charities aro Jn oxi'Os-s ol' tliut-p nf twn yoars aso; licnco l.u zci'iic. thoiiRli not sottincr all she Mimterl, lia.s fvam reason tu ouiii lil.'iln. It Is human nature in he unite Konorous t' frk'iifls than In nppnnenls. Tlii.'i are. unts fur tlio lOBislaturo'B more lil)f.,il Ircatnictit uf l.acka wanna than n l.uxerne, whn.-e poli tlelnilH anrl ntlllc men are eontiniially OmlltiK fault -with the state powers thai lie anil then wiiiiderliis: wlty the "oriRs in the niicliliip" faro bettor tl.ail they. The iittitiulo of elirnnii: icnsori aisiie.'-r.af-siiiiieil liy (ertainl.lt ;:rnp load'rs injures tho "machine" nm in tlf .-liKhtefii desree: it simply le.'jots iletrinientally Unin Lnenic in terests and I'iiiii-c.s a furry saciillee uf fulitic.-U opportunity. Apart ftoni this handicap impusod al homo. Luzerne ims also been unfnr tun.no in tlio tittltude of her represen tatives In Iho leKislatuie. Kiiily In th iorsiun. the l.iiL.'l;iiMiiiiin liieuiheiv. one if wliuni. .Mr. Seliouer, was In posltlnit tu In. nf cuiisidoralile aid to .I.u;:eriif. endeavored to oo-opprate uith the Luzerne uiemliors, hut their Kindly overtures met with failure and I .tor the l.uzorti" iiisursent cnntin Kent r'uiiiy. Hiirtimiu, Mahon and U:-uni--.ictiuilly trlid to sprit jf the ap lipllatl'iii for r.ackinvuiinii hospital. h incfiMii-i- in nn way of concern tu i hem, What motive Inspiied tills stu !'id phiy Is nut rcvo.ilod, hut the cir- uuiEliiiiee.s .leiifilrs a elllirniK lack of polltlral eoniinon sens'', l.iiKeino cer i.'.inly liar- need uf wiser .tudsnietit In the dlKvtl'in of her political affairs. liver nn the alert to procure adver inlnp:. .Mr. Wiin.iniaker timed his spec l ular J2,.-iOO,o.lO riillrulelphia street i nil way frar.ehlf-o offer just cu im in tiinko his point without costliiK him a i'!it. .John Is surely a Renin. The Diversions of Royalty. J-VIW KVKIt chatty anil I ainusiiif,' lariUlio do Koii- S -' tcnoy, whose "gossip ot ilio ) courts of Kuropo" Is at any rate authentic, aunounecs that bal-lonnliifSis-'l'peomlns n fad with many nirmbew of ooyttl families. It It, tdio declnrcti. iilinoht as popular with sumo of them ntt is "bubliliiiR," otherwise .'tiitom'ji'iillns, Of ciiupsc, wlie notes the vtirjous ascents nf royalty in the esptlve balliinn at tho Paris exposi tion. Out she reports ninny flee n ipiipoiis by the Aivlultiko l.eopolil, nt! Aufetio-Hiinsnry, who now takes also Ms wf,o and ohlldren, ami many by members of tho Italian royal house, especially .of tlm Count of Turin ami the Piilio nf the Abruzzl, both well Known Jn-the ITnlted .States. Tho Duke, jKiwoyer, dill not take his bal loon niihis Icit Arctio eNpedltlon, up. imit'tuli not ivndy to risk tho mto nf An'lree.f The liiaraulso thinks It prnbahlo that tlm earjlor half of the twentieth cen tury wjjfl seo lufmiiiehs ami prltuvs of tho hlifljti tVuvclhiR "in aerial stato roaclieu' Wo all know that many have been, and aio, the Inventors of the loiny desired means of locomotion In safety through the air ov.er land anrl ocean, niueuubla to uldtiucci and descent where' ami when desired, whatever tho weather, but the Her man empress itnd the kaiser's minis terjal and military adyLsers do not ye em to lm us Mire of safety In bai lout' .is arc the Austro. Hungarian aii'l lliitlnn prlncir!. Al any rate the lnnivjtilp icpeirts their stiri'p.osfwl In tervention against the Ititlsor's us t'ciinlnn In tlie mllltiir.v h.illoon nn the tilniiiK'tivie frrounds nenp Jieilln "on Urn stountl that he hnil no rlahl tn .risk a life of such vital Importance to the empire." Iloyttlty must want noinetlilnar to do. Senator Plmt, of Now York, an nriiiitt'es his early retlreinenl from pitb llr and polltlcnl life. He linn earned a rest. Huxley on Examinations. ""W-tlHUK have heen few persons I betler ill,llllleil to pass JL JndKinent nn what Is koo'I In education and what bail, IhHll was the fatuous scientist, Pro fessor Huxley. We haio been greatly struck with some (imitations made from him III a tecent educational work. First: "I am an old examiner, havliifr for yotno twenty yours past been occupied with examinations on a considerable scale, of nil sorts and conditions of men, anil women too ft om the boys and Kills nf elementary schools to the candidates for honors and fellowships In the universities. My admiration for the existing sys tem of oxanilnntlon does not wax wanner as I see more of It. 1 inn not alone In this. Kxperlencpd friends of mine say illat students whose career' I hey watch appear t" them to become deterloi:ited by the constant effort to pass this or that examination. They work to pass, not to know: and otit rnRtvl science lakes her revenue They tin pass, but they don't know." Again, lie uses yet stmt. or lan fruape. wriiliip? Ilmi: "The educational abomination of desolation of the pres ent day Is the tlmuliitlnn of young people to work at hlcth pr 'SMtre by in cessant competitive examinations." It is only such methods' of teaeliliiK as arouse and interest tlu pupil, es pecially the vety youncr pupil, to know, to leatn sonietlilntr for the sake of knowing not the drlvlnjr or lurir.K him or her on to "cram" either for the mere sake of ftettinp pro moted, or lo get it higher average on the arbitrarily selected written exam ination Hint really jiroduc" lesults of blsh value for future life and work. These examinations form no true or actual test nf the child's knowledge uf the subject studied, or even of any special text book taken In Its entirety op as far as that grade uses It. That is made much more apparent In the dally school room recitations, and the ability to put the meaning of the lesson Into the child's own language. No teacher who is capable of teaching at all. on ,-iny basis, but knows far better by that daily rchitnl-work test than any examination on tlio present lines can reveal II, what pupils are gaining, and the standard of gain they hip making as compared with eaeli othet. At the close nf the month or the term, the teacher can tell which pupils leally know, are reallv lilted for going on, and can judge fairly also of their relative standing, whether marked In such case as nuni bi r one. number two, and so on, or by marking tliein then as deserving of n higher or lower average out of a possible hundred. The classes that .Know their advancement, alike in ac tual knowledge and In grade promo tion, depends not on "cramming" and an arbitrary memory test at the term's end. but on dally steady inter est lu lessons and attention to in struction, are the classes that go on to tile close of school days tile best equipped for what life is to call on them for. That proportion of prepara tion holds good for those who must go to work eaily and for those "the higher education" awaits. The newspapers which would like to bring about a row between Odell and Roosevelt by manufacturing stories of their rivalry are wasting good energy. For Teaching English. y NNOL'NCKMliNT is made of the establishment at the linl- JH 3. versily of Michigan by tho Pilgrim Publishing company of Huttle Creek of "a graduate fellow ship for research in rhetoric and ling- h composition" for the purpose of improving; the teaching of liiigllsh In the public schools. The work of the incumbent, when appointed, "will bo to Investigate present methods of teach ing liiigllsh composition, especially with reference tu the causes of success or failure, and to discover, if he can, a remedy for the evils," Ueie then, is Columbia university teaching spelling because the grani iimr and high schools which send up treshman candidates prepared hi Lat in, Cireel; and mathematics have ne glected the very fundamentals of a proper use of their own language when It comes to putting it on paper. There are the presidents of Harvard and other great universities on record, over and over again, in complaints over tho lack of a knowledge of liiigllsh in tlio youth they receive, and lu discussions hoiv college and university Influence may be brought to bear upon "the sec ondary schools" fop improvement in this iimttei'. Now conies Michigan university's acceptance of what tlm sintoiuciit. accompanying the an nouncement of this gift of tin endowed fellowship plainly Indicates tlio uni versity to have been seeking. With all this there dawns some hope that school boards, and certain classes of teachers and pupils notably those In high schools and normal training 3chool3 who aro always the surest of all people, that the ways they havo been accustomed to cannot bo bettered may como tu learn that business men liko iho great banker, .Steduuin, and those for whom he speaks, also tho (router Institutions of learning, really knuw something in legunl to tlio most Important matters in education and havo g'oo'l reason for their call for bet ler methods nf teaching. Flag day, Juno II, had no morn ab solutely ilttlug a eiiniiiiemorntlon in all tho length and breadth of tlio land than was affoded by tlio organization, lu the city nf Philadelphia, nf tho Juvenile court, ordered lu each dis trict of Pennsylvania hy the now law to save young olfender.s instead of training them by "education" among older and hardened criminals In courts, Jali&j ami penitentiaries to be come hnidenpil In crime themselves. It Is lime for Ketaiilon people tn bestir IhoniHK'ns to obedience to Ihla law. The Porto Itlcaii sehool.q celebrated King day. In HrIi Jtlan LV'-Oil students watched to the Plaza ami sulig "Tho Star S'pangliMl Duutter" In lingllsh. Oiir Tin Plate in Foreign Markets Spr. ii I I'nrre.'piniltlKe nf 'flic Tribune, Wadilnalnn, .June 1V AMIlfllf'AN ni.intir.ic turn of tin pl.tc jic nuMnir inpld palm In their altinipt tn enter the fnrrlcn market" uf the woibl. In bo flire, IIipIi- expniln air Jel mull a rnnipairil ltli the ilmno'tle ilelii.ilid wlilili ll.ry aie niertlnc. hilt I lit aie again inliicliiR the liiipoiln, nliu.li tPiiipi'Milly liiiiuieil In If" under the evirle il'iimiid ami oxttemely blsh price nf liiitell.il.-, and .up ill the aine time In iii,iIIiU tli'lr expoili In n in nil it Willi II plon' inlt'ii'tinc In tho.e lm h.nr Malrherl the 'lo telnpinent nf lil riiiiip.ii.itn"lj m Imliittri In the Ptiltnl Stale.'. Iho llsniex nf" the tie.iiny Imre.itl nf ,l.illtlis l,mv lh.it the e.xpfilts of till plate. Hum tho t'nltcil Stntej, wliidi in the lm tiifihlhs i inline Apill. I'", amounted In wily iM.ti.Vi inuii(, .lli.l In IIip ten liiniilln rtnllllit Willi prll. I film. In .".'i.fi'O pm.lids were In Ihe tin ii'.iiiiIIm (inliiii: Willi ApHl. I!H. liMU'.bK) pi'lHiib. 111 linpnili n tin platen tlie ncllrr for Hie t rn month., show n initeit.il i'oi rrae .H coin piifil with the iii,inll(y linpoilcd riming Hie Mine pei Iml nl I lie pieirdinc 11mm I j car. helnx P-'.i-.li'i.'J i"iliid., ininpitod wllh P:'lt.M'S7V.) miiml ler tin' (rn 'imiitlu,' peik.il eif lal e.ir. n Unr lnt.il evpoit.illnii.-, of tin plate In Ihe li'eal j ear l!i nun likely tn be f i cm elu'ht tn lm t lines thii't' nt IMC, While til" illipnlt.ltlnlis nt tin platen Into tho t'lilled States pininljp to bo Ihlli' inciie than nnolptltli thoe nf IS'll, the J ear nf tho laurisi Inipnrl.ilimi n' tin plates inln Die I lilted Stales and but abmil ni,e.lfth n! Hip airr.i!0 iintiii.il linpoitatioii ibiiins Hie (no e.iin piinr tn the i-t.ilill.-l.lnciit of the tin plate imluMry in Hie I niti'd Slalo'. - o 'I'lii- rpinnl nl tin lil.lte niico. ilnrillC the pa-l two jtMM 'liowi- a irnuik.ililo flin tn.itiuii, laiufl.i duo tn tho nnu-u.ill.i liigli plieo of ma lrii.il' lu 1 full i. Quotations for tin plates fur nllii'il In the trea.-ury liuie.iu nf njlistirj slunv Ihe pr'ic per ho nf 1011 pnunils nt tin plates nf lip. -1'iiier ,-teil ill New Yuik in Apill IfKII. ai "l.in. Iho iiiiifnrni piiio .'imo .l.'ii I. 1W1; In laini.iry, I'Un. the pi lie w.i j..VJ. ihilr in .l.iiitiar.i. I?''i II Mas ?.:.sa. Mtanliine the plieo nf hti.iits tin mod tin iu.intil.il tine of tin nl.it b.i. itn.ir.ivil Imin !".M rcnls per poiiml in .1.11111,11.1, istis. In ;:t.i,'' icnb. In .lul.i. Iti0, and llifine ilownwaiil In Jii.2 fonts nr, Apill I.', UKil, and aenn adi.iiielns tn 'Js.1.1 rei.1- on .Iniu I. II ill: while leel billi'ts inuei-ed In piiie fioni l."i per tun lu .l.inii.ii.1. )v''?. tn .l"i P"i ton in .t.iiiii.ii'. num. -ii.te wlinli '1 lie the pi Ice Ins llt'i'tiialril i-nii-iiloialil.i, lin.illy Irinnihig piae tleally .-l.ilinii.uj a! .'! per Inn in M.iuli, Itill. 'I lie fiillowincr l.ihle. limn tho annual leporl of I In- Aimiiian linn ami Slept asHKiatinn, .howi tlie ptniliirlinii nf tin pl.ilos ami terno plafei In tlu- t'nileil MalCn riming cat. li c.ilomlai year frniii J.yJ to J'.i; Immi'. l.nnj Inn.. -;o IS.. Hi S' 71.. 'nil si.-, ll.l.lilil'i l-'.ll 1..I1..M.J lvi7 2."ili..'.'H Isms ::'jii,'H.'i Is'l'l "I'.0,s7,-, tiiMi ::ii'.i."ri 'I he fniliiwliiir l.iMf -liuwi. the iiupnils of tin lilies intn Ihe I'niled States in cat li t-.ileiiil.ir .uar (iniu l.-'iO to JIVO: ll.ll'. TnlH. Ili'llal". s"() )J!i, :.-, 'J.'l.lnll. t.", l.'il m-JT.Ssj .','i(iii,.';iii ts'i -J'i-,I7J l7,lui.l-7 is').: .'.-.-: ivi i."i.Vi'i,i-ii is'it .i.-i.n.'.s i-j,iiv),ii;r Is'V, JP,i,.1l.'i 1I.I..',.NI isoii ipi,i7i ri.itii.n.i 1'i7 sl.s'il I I,,-;, i"vi .vvr .:.7,is,."ii,r II'IMI nll.Ilis I,i;i7,s.i The fiillriiilii? talde lmws Iho npnils nf fin plates fimii tin I nileil Slates in Hip lm nunitlis ending Willi Apill. l-!i:i, llli'i and 01 . le-peu ii. ly: I'm iminlhs riuliiu t'liji'llty eipmlcil, lnil li. I'miiid'. 1 -'i'-i isi.ti-il pin 'J7."i,'i'iil I'm! l,:;i.1linl Oiiflin? Stiidies of Hiiman Nafiire Knife Helped His Oratory. "The mint iliU'iesiM. srpi.p ppr uiitH-r.I in. mini at a stair muwutinu," .said (,. (,. Iii.nl.1, nf SinKane, .i-li at the Hole) li Imi.i .ifstpulai. "In lv'l a ili'lrg.iti' limn Spn kane In Ihe state tnniput jnn uwed tu a inciuhi'i nf ihe Ihinl Iiniiso a laipe .sum nf nium-.i. As .-e-iinily ihe Inhliil-t helil a nun I ir.isri nn tin- del- irale's huiiip I'm- teitain lo.isni and tn tuiihir trit.-.in mis tho luhliyisi ilpsjicil in hp pip-nil upon the tlnor nf this i nuientinii, and ren,iie.-ieil tin- ilelt'jMit' in aiie up his sp.it to him, Th,. li legale kiinwinsr that by mi iluini; he wniibl i.nt ahuie lie lalsp In hi. oiistilucnir, but lb.it lie would alsii enable t tu lulihii.t In liuthei- nT tain tniiupi silieuii-.s lu the iniuiv "f the tav pa.iiis, ictiisi-d. 'Ihrieupnii ihe Inhhiist said to lihn: 'II .mil ilon'i ulie me .lo-.u Mat in lint ii.iiuiilii.il 1 will lnieiln.se tlii- imiitcu'e I hold upnii .iniu- huiuo ami Humi .mill- wile am) iliil ilieu nut upon Ilio etiirl.' 'Iho ileli'sratrs. finely ilt'pn-,-1'11 by the r it In that thiiMlened him, Ji. polled In a friend for n-slstain-e, 'Ihe nxy FpK'.nl like wiblllie, ami the mn.-l Inleii.-e iudiu. nation en-ind. Sn bitter was the feelinu- it on ginnlfied thai )i,.d tho Inbb.iUt mH eeapeil his life wniihl iniiiii'sli ibl.i haw lippu in ilaiiKer. lie hit the rt.iti' and noier ilaieil tn letuin. "Ihls iiii'iilent enabled 1'alliik Homy Winston, the ihei.tinisued, In make puibably the 11101 ilr.im.itli' -.proih nf liis i.iictr. 'Ihe nivlil tlio sti i.c leaked nut the i-auiiis was held, ami lak. im; 1 1 1 i.-s iiiiiilrnl as his ii-t Win, inn made ,n 1ii.i.issi.iici .peeih. When ho laino tu the pel. ui'.ition lie walked down thr lential aisle nf the 1 1 1 i iiiiiui, s.i.iiii.': 'Pii yiiii kunii' what I wniihl li.il c ilnup had tint man nude that prupii. i.tnr, Hi iiicv' I'lU l.liile, and kpiin.'ins open l evenlucli insr kiiil'o, and aiilm-ini; epenm Keieicliuli blade he licld II ahuic Ilia head III Ills light hand. " 'Had ho m oh- that iiinpo.jtioii to me,' lui went 'I umilil ban' burird Ibis 'hst-cr in his tmil biea-,1 ami haie hiiiilliil my pellj by of. ftrln; nn the allar of bbeily the mrui puliiil lie.nti'il sh.ilm,l lint ciny ili-siat'eil tills or any ulhei t-oimtiy!' I'm- an Iiislant there iuiifil a di.ul ipilrt, ami then the tuiiipiitiou mse tn u f. I with a wild .i oil. The Iuitauin itself Iihi) maili. a iii.'sl pilulul linpuasioii, and this spceiii 1 1. inln-.- nil top of it to wioueht nn llioin piCsOia that bad the linn wn i.iii.ei it been pici'nt nn eaithly powir imihl haie then saicd hli life.' Niw Vmli I'lUniue, Tho Row Over '"Siignr Bnby," 'I lie Miin- li in a police mint at All.iiui, (hi , and tho pallie-, in the i.im' aie nlio T'nni llJih-r, who .ills lint utiilT in Daiklowu, ami i-ei.i.ii nilishhoM nf Tum' wlio luui appealed us-aimt him lm' l.iUIng a hl'liiiiis iniv n iheir liilnili. What fulluiia ii tlim ulaU'il by II. ' Atlanta I on ftitutiuii: "Ait'ouliiii,' In ihe eternal tlluov. nt all t lit iiur-. tin, leinnUr silil lo 'I'm 1 1 IIjiIki, ",uii rliuuhl haie hail a laior." "Ho did h.ll it i.u,ir," amj nut a holf ihwrn DnktiHin witiiei-sOi) in ilium.... "la t nn hear fioin that ucilate old man In the long tail mat and ul.Uidilr.- mllai," the iienidei' raid, pnintlui; to a ulin iihu piideil hliiiselt' nn Uelii; a pirit iiiidluin m rmukeil All'-y, but of whil ilats nf fpiilU Iheie na no eiunt let-mil. "llrudder Hailicr tlm did bfliand hip"( inn,' tbaii.li I hr. lik," slid tin., medium. "He lanted ribout in lie alley, 'liulm- dit he nil. lUllfin Jaik, jii' bis iiifo wu. Suar lljhi." "Now, Tmii. .ion an al tin.' bat," ciM ihe re icnlcr tn Iho pil-oner. "(iwliie il'iwn ler de alhy. .Icdt lliilcs, jei' c selier n .ion jeise't is iltp if.w," stated llaibrr, "I '1'iwed lu Kit w'lne ilaiialiun ciboiil why dim liookcil Alhy nuiuiis bin ir 'builti Jii' ni.ln' of Sucar ll.ihy nlilhl I win trvay 1n Uliinliielmni. Mheti I pll.i baik In" linine Jii' tidily Suenr Hihy lelln me d.H tlem nlutrers flin bin er tteatlu' her with nnii'irt nn' ati.l (.iitltfttlite. Sn t cnei ter ite alley an' ilea tie hull ot 'em rM tn plls rle lies' nl) inc. t illrl ay ilal 1 uiih llelbfne .lack, mi' ilJl'.i rie name lie Istit when 1 1 nuinlii' mil wld rle bnis," "IMieio Is Nnnr ltah)t" leil Uecmder tlrnjlen. "Ilete I Is, liunny," (alltil nut a unman ftoni the audience, ami a dumpy, (npiatty, lat old win litaii uaddleil tn the. bunt. "And all this tow wa about you''" the re inirfer ml,ei) the mputly little Mnmaii. "Dal'd what Toniiny m," rirpllcd Ibe wnnun m he mlleil her eye? up at Tom flarbci' anJ milled. "I'll fine Torn V'.T.V announced Ihe recorder, "t liilfinlfil to male It. $m, but. mi aeefnint ot Ids eallatit rleteine of Snciir 111 by 1 will cut It down to half," Leslie'. "Wrcklj. His Wealth Due to Cold Mutton. I'ctlt llhn.le, the South Alrfian nniltl'inlllion. alio, ii known tn ihe ucncral public idinply .11 .1 a mapit.e. itniMi.icrki iiime.'-j.ellei", lit thrir l.i nnolhei -hb tn bp iliaueter that, oi" ii.slni'i.lli tiops to (lie suil.ii... i-l.ites .1 London i'iiirriiinl(iil. lie ha a pleat ijiillke for mid niutliii' anil ih 1 Lire that It w.19 to efcnpe Ihe liiii'Mily nf ealliiK It that dioie him lo be i i.tnlpg a tiilllln.il lie. "Ab, Mr, lthndtf," once ahl a irry poellral and rnnnntli imnig l.idy to htm. "II was some noble or delating rplode or eient which ftt't puirrd .mil on to biiome a inilllnnaitr. I CS" pott," ".Nn inidint. 11 ui.i not," ipiletly ?ild Mr. Ilhoileiii "I ewe tny mllllomi ?lmply and solely to Mullen cnbl muttnti! Ahen 1 .a a ".null man I wa, tiiltc poor, I tan ajstuc 30U. Sou, I ulna's had a ilelleite appi'tilo .iml 1111 lm lin.illnn fr.r tho cnml lliliniK of life. but. all1 f hid not the u hcreuilli.il lo sill-'fy my "rlelleale In. tlliiallens. tlnie. wbrn hailne lunch nilh my brother) I bad what I haie nlu-ajs hated, and that ii cold mutton! 'IIrIi!' t iid. Void mutton aialn! Twlie this week I haie had It! I tiii'ini In lie n millionaire If only for one thlnir, ami tint is to avoid mutton!" Now, madam, jnn will se that II ii-ii nonoble sentiment thai iiiii-,in.ii;eil me to make my millions; it i' as simply mid mutton!" Quite Apropos. 'Ihe little son of an niliicr piominfnt in tlie uaiy tiiilo in Washington has made fiequent illi to the neiKhljoihood nf Sandy Hook, in si'irniei. telates the New Vork Po.it. The 01 her day. nierhe.it lm; his patents diiciis.i sundry na al matters, he piiiked up hl ear6 at one ie 111.11 1, of his father's, and a?kcd tn haie it re peated. "1 was jut lellinc your mother," said the of. Ilrrr, "how up orcaiwcil the mo'uito fleet dm'. itiL' the war ultli Spiin." "l'lie iiioiultn fleet I" echoed th" boy. "Oh, ,e: 1 i.,'ppo--c that limit haie the New .levfi'y for it flagship.'" OIL FOR" STEAMSHIPS "llnsland lookinc lo the 1'niteil States for nil, tn tio used as .steamship fuel, is one of the sti..iiBo spcU.n.le.1 uf imlustiial eiolution. A dispalth tioin l.ondnn sais that eieial steam sln'li owners are houdinir acents tn Texas to itudy the quality ami pinli.ible quantity of the piodm-t in the new nil distriit." A member of parliament who leirnlly examined the Texas ol' output, says that if the ilepn-il pioie.s to lie prailiially lue. haiislible, as now appears, "it will iinqueslionahly reioliilitmirc .sleancpioducini; methods 1111 tlio oci-an." A last maiket for fuel oil in steamship seniio ii a leilaiily of the futiiie. AmiMp from the fiiestinn nt iclatiie lalue between 1-0.1 1 and oil in .steam piodm Hon, the nil has .1 crcat advan. lace in its relatively small bulk. The space no uipied by a supply of coal snuVicnt. fur a myaae i.s a icry imporlant item. The fast liatis-Atlantie .slerttuei.s. for in-l,imv. i-onsiime nearly one hun died tons of tnal pel day. The saline ill ..pace and wolcht, by the 11-c nf nil instead of coal, is nf iiHiea.-iiiK iuipnitame in piopnrtion lo Hie leiiKlb nf the xniaae. 'Ihe futiiie 1 il product of California will un doubtedly tind an ppti.-iip markPt. in tin strain--liii (.pnicc. All Ihe tr.ins-l'acilic steamship ionics aie lime, ami the caMuanl loute, by way of f'ape Horn, is still loncer. till is especially adapted tn the Paiille scribe, and Iho time is intnluc: ivlieu its lisp will be uerieial." The writer nf the almie editorial in a leading Califoinia newspapT is evidently nnfiiniliar uitli Atlantie linein nr ho would not haie fallen into thr oiioi- of osiiuialiii!; the toiisiiniption of coal al ion Inns per diy. II is line that a fieicht clcanicr ot larce capacity can make a tiip be. twteu New Vnik and I.iieipnnl, in say twelve dais, on that amount nt in.il per day, but the miter .speaks of fast .-hips and tor the lu'sli class Atlantic liners, .making Hie trip ill sis days the aiciase consumption of 1n.1l , not less than li.nnfl tons tni- tlie iniuid tllp. 'I Ills is an ctini niou.s inipaitinent of Iho i.iipro tapac-ity of the ships. It can baldly be doiihtcil thai the t'Omnieii ial maiines and naiies nf Iho world will, in thei near fiituie, disiaul coal and adopt oil as .1 fuel. The iinnifn-e s.uiu iu dhecl cost ami caico space fni- the merchant maiine senile nf the world ami the enabling nf Hie Koveininciit ship-, to mike iniaKcs nf tluee times the ilistam with nut leplrnisliins fuel dictate the aduption of nil. Oil i.s the economic fuel nf the future nm! the shaies of oil companies under leputabl" man-.-utnincnl owninir luce tracts ot oil lands offer the siealcst oppoitnnilies to inii'stou. The Pacific Coast AND Texas Oil Co. Is such a corporation and IliN stoik offer? thn best opportunity to investors of any now before thi.' public. The Company refers by permission to the President of the Broadway Bank and Trust Company, of Los Angeles, Cal. You i.m buy the stoik now for 2Do. Pl!rt SHARK. The piiie is subjei t to advance without notiie at any time, II will sell for 4'Oc, xeiy oon and is t'AIHl.Y WOHTH 40i. NOW. This Stock will sell for $1.00 per share before October and may sell for many dollars per share before Christmas. Investors can buv it wilh confidence rw.iu..j Ihe value of 1I10 1 .unpany's linlciinas and Hie chir. a. ttr and ability nf im nunagm and tlirritoii aie establiihi'd. Buy it while it is cheap. For all particulars apply to the INYESTMENTand FINANCE CO Room 1, Dime Bnnk Building, Scranton, Pa. ALWAYS BUSY. ' Our Oxfords Low In out, Low in price. High In finality, Ladles' from 75c. up. Gen tl&men's from $1.25 up. Lewis & Reilly, Wholesale and Retail, FINLEY'S Summer Exposition of Laces and Embroideries Now is tlie time to buy Laces and Embroideries, and have your summer sewing finished up preparatory to vacation season. Hardly a dress is made this year with out a bit of lace to beautify it quantities of fine dainty embroideries are in demand for dress and lingerie trim ming. Our store is always up to the minute in every depart ment, in laces and embroid- s eries we surpass all. Other houses do not preteud to compete with us in these lines, either In Quality, Quantity, Prettiness or Daintiness Every woman loves beauti ful laces aud fine dainty em broideries, land this year tbey are prettier than ever. Our assortments are larger than usual, qualities always the finest and values the very best. These are our argu ments that make new cus tomers every day and bring the old ones back agaiu and again. Come in and feast your eyes on the "things beautiful" we are showing in these lilies at 510-512 Lackawanna Ave THE People's Bank, Mears Building, Court House Square. Capital Stock, $100,000 Surplus, - - - 25,000 Savings and Business Accounts Solicited. President Vice Pres. Cashier - - - C. D. Jones - G. F. Reynolds - - H. M. Ives DIRECTORS: 0. D. Jones, G. F. Iiejnold", Thomas Sprasue, Arthur Dunn, O. S. Woolivorth, V. 0. Fulton, nichard O'Btien, M. l Caiter, Samuel S-'amter, T. C. Von Stoieh, A. B. Wannan, M. J. tlealcy. 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We. carry the larR" ftoik nt riuluellas, lUr afols and Handle; ive alsu BKCOVKR umbrella and paiasols anil make them up equally a.i Rimd as new and cujiantee uur prices tn he lower than any housis n tho t ity We repair all our ro.hIi tnr one .voir FttUU 01" CUAnCiE. 313 SPRUCE STREET. HAVE YOUR WATCH FIXED RIGHT WE ARE SATISFIEO WITH A SMALL PROFIT, . BERNHARD, jeweler. SIS LACKAWANNA AVENL'H. crrwJIIU .Q MlLJlMS. CONTRACTOR. BUILDER ROOM Za UOML. CAKminuiii SCRANTON. PA. (told Meilat (tji I'hotogiapher X rhiMrvn'i $V. Artist. T FOR SALE lll'fiCIKS and W.Ui O.N'S ot all Mud, alio Houses anil Ilulldlnsr I.nt a at liaiKnliis. IIOM.SK!. ( Lll'l'i:n a nd UROOMIID at M. T, Kellers Liikaiidr.naCurri.ijn Work. SHOFF'S HAT FACTORY, .til f-piuie sliccl, ne.ii' Hotel .hiin.wi. All tho nev hlniks (or irnijr, Style jiu now In. Xtnv llito Maili In Order. THE MOST PALATAB LE and Healthful Heer lhat la brewed, The Heal N'eotav ot the Nation, lliinialfii in it 1'iinty, U Cure s-ehllu. 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LACKAWANNA UNDERWEAR STORE Will sell all their samples ol fln imported Madras MiiiU for men at We i worth ?1 to ?:..V1 Golden Gate Dininq Rooms, Iiit 2j cent meal In tho city, file Meal Tickets. &I.00. -un.hy dinner a specialty tlcme-made 1'astry. 244 ADAMS AVE. CllltOMC iiislam: a spkualty. DR. S, GERTRUDE EVANS OSTEOPATH. V!i and 12-1 Washinston aicnue, Mraulon Pi Ofhiii houij- ?-'' lo 12 m.i l.M) lo ft. SO p. tn Only puitlelng lady o.tiopith in Ncrlheiit rm Pennsylvania. W. A, HARVEY, Electric Wiring and Fi.ture. Electric Belt and Telephone Work. 30 9 commonwealth building. w' m S-i m