lifTrw! THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-SATURDAY, APRIL G, 1901. 3ii HER POINT OF VIEW WDMKN often wonder what other women talk nbout to men. It Isn't often, however, that they have tlto temerity to lnaulre. Natur ally, they don't ask the women, and it Is reasonable enough that they hesitate to ask the men what Is said to them. In the first place, a woman doesn't particularly care to deepen the convic tion steadfastly Imbedded In a man's Intellect that she Is excessively curi ous. Then she shrinks from giving hint the Impression tliiit she Is showing over-Interest In htm, or that she carett what other women say to him. .Most of all, she Is deterred by the fact that however pmlseworthy her zeal for In formation might be, yet the evidence thus assured would seem underbred, and on a par with the person who list ens nt keyholes or reads letters meant for other people's eyes. So any par donable curlosltv she mny feel on the subject Is little likely to be gratlllcd through straightforward methods, nnd as theie are limitations to oven the sharpest cms, she can only reason from a personal standpoint and draw Inferences accordingly. If she Is clever and up-to-date, she knows unless a man is frightfully in love with her that he doesn't Want to talk about herself exclusively, and fiuldcs her conversation accordingly. She also knows that he never tires of having her talk about himself, but be tween these topics Is a wide range of material, ho she Is compelled to won der. It Is seldom, therefore, that she has an opportunity to gain intelligence on the matter at llrst hand. When a wo man icpcats to a friend her remarks made to a man she is prone to add frills, and the friend knows it. So the other day a woman, who frankly con fided to the public the sort of conver sation she affects with mankind, was overheard by another woman with a great deal of Interest. The speaker, or rather the "talker," - she was that, could not be called '.ctly young. She was at the inde finite age which always keeps observ cis guessing, and the man to whom bhe was addressing her remarks was unt'iubtedly the object of her Intense ffec. -n. He wasn't an interesting ob ject to ili unprejudiced observer, but he was apparently an Apollo and a deai to her. They wcien't married yet, but it was apparent that they ex pected to be. She was saying: "Do you know what I'm going to get just as soon as I have time? A pearl neck lace sham yet such a good imitation you can't tell It from the real. Kven an expert can't unless he hammers It to pieces. It will go mound my neck s-overal times, so," making evolutions with her hands to illustrate the going thcieof, "and, of course, I'll have a leal diamond clasp, but the necklace won't cost morn than twenty dollars and you can't tell it frcm a fifteen thousand dollar one." The man w.is looking at her intent ly, but did not, apparently, feel wild ly enthusiastic on the subject of pearls, lust then the car passed a florist's window full of Easter bloom. "Oh, but 1 love flowers," exclaimed the voluble lady, who had not once ceascd chattel Ing "I do love 'em. I don't care for a. few, but want just lots and like to squeeze them up so," and sh hugged herself to Illustrate her devotion. t M Did you over look over all your earthly possesions and wish you could have n rummage sale for your own benefit? Theie aie lots of things you wouldn't mind giving away for a mis sionary box to help out a charily fund but theie aie other things really good articles, handsome, useful or conveni ent which you don't need but the pro ceeds of which would he very accept able. You do not feel like giving them away and yet could spare them If a re turn, even of a lesser value were made. You are tired of that pair of vases. They belonged to a cantankerous old aunt and the tiny faces in the decora tionsalways seem to wrinkle up at you as herft once did. You know they are worth a goodly sum, but you also real ize that you have no means of placing them on the niaiket and would feel embarrassed to offer them to a second hand dealer. You wish you could ex change them for a small rug or cur tains for the lihinr.v. You nio so dead ly tired of those vases. Then there N that bleyele. It cost ninety dollais and is a beauty, a high grade wheel and all that, but your friends have taken up other fads and you are ready to do the same. That wheel occupies too much room in the house, and how you do wish it weio metamoiphosed Into a new dress for the gtiet chamber, lovely paper with big pink ro.sos spiawllng all over and crctoiine-iovoied bed nnd curtains to match. Theie, too, is that sideboard. AVhal a lino piece of furnltuie it was and htlll is but you have gradually accumulated mahogany until tho oaken piece Is all that remains in your dining room. If only you could wake up some morning and find It gono while in its placo stood a little table or even a pretty chair. Women in particular love to make bargains and study up possible ad vantages which a change In almost any direction would make. They wish CATARRH AND ASTHMA Had Suffered Thirty Years. c- , ,Ja"nl.'"4 ,m" w" April II. Dear Siri I hao had latarrh for over thirty w and it finally deuloped into bronchial trouble and asthma. I have tried every remedy that haa been rciommmded, but failed to Kit much relief until J used UYOMU. for the pant eight months I have not had one bad attack, nd only one bad cold which I brolo up by the use of trc Inhaler. Jlie. B. A. Campbell, 170 Chestnut jenue. HYOMKI is the only guaranteed remedy for Coughs, Catarrh, Asthma nnd Consumption, Your money is refunded in every Ease when It falls to cure. Five days' treatment and medlcul ad vice free. u,si,&8u?:.,ent,,ymju- oui""' USE . T. BOOTH CO., Ithaca, N, Y. v-Jj Mrs, Campbell they could trade handsome new style furniture for nn antique bronze or a real Colonial four-poster bed, They long to see something else In tno place of possessions they once thought per fection. The eternal spirit of change Influences them powerfully and they are quick to grasp opportunities. There Is a possibility that all these misfits may bo adjusted. Tho Trib une proposes to start a department In a few days which will enable people to get what they want and dispose of what they don't want of course with in reasonable limitations llxcd by a reasoning public, If you have a Bos ton bull terrier which you could part with nnd very much yearn for a graphophono, through the medium of this department you may effect a hap py exchange and yet have'your Iden tity strictly unknown except by the persons with whom direct communi cation is established, Somebody Is sure to be simply dying to possess a Boston bull terrier with bow legs and a doubtful expression on his upper lip. That somebody may have a grapho phone of a baby cairlage or something else that you waul. There Is a first class carpenter some whenj In the city whose wife wants a folding bed and who will gladly give his services In making spring Im provements In your house In return. Another man has an Incubator which he would like to "swap" for a camera. To be sine If you should make tho ex change you may probably want to dis pose of an Incubator a year fioin now, after gaining more or less experlenco and spring chickens but Just tit this time both of you will be happy. Among the exchanges which aie fre quently offered might be suggested: paper hanging, for qcmetory lots, gold watch and bicycle for diamond ring. Ice cream store and bakery for small house, carriage for a typewriter, mas sage services for a diess suit, lessons In French for lessons In stenography, old coins for butterfly collection, pair of horses for seashore lot. encyclopedia for a sewing machine, dentistry for an ofllco desk. A car load of saw dust for a wheel chair, a banjo for a. bicycle, grandfather's clock for a party dress In good condition. (There is pathos and romance In this proposlton), a piano for bedroom suite, a gun for boxing lessons, a dog for a cough syrup recipe, dressmaking for whist lessons, etc., etc. Now If you have anything for ex change from a maltese kitten to a coal mine drop a line to the Exchange edi tor of The Tribune asking for rates and information and giving your opin ion on the subject. "I like violets," she continued, "and I want them in bunches, a heap at a time." Then she rapidly changed the subject. "They've got the nicest kinks to the new shirt waist," she confided. "Right here," placing her plump hands on her hips, "there is a little silt so and It lets all the fronts come to the front 'where you want 'em, and doesn't drag the fulness to the back, where you don't want it. Good idea, Isn't It?" The big man, with a wrapt expression on his visage, blinked wisely, but probably felt bewildered in his mind, as he tried to catch up with her mental .skips. Just then they leached their corner and alighted, nnd the people in the car drew long breaths and looked at each other in a friendly way, secret ly wondering what next that woman was saying to her victim, who doubt- loss wasn't awaio that he was a vie tim. Saucy Bess. m MUSICAL GOSSIP. 'J he concert to be gion on Apul 15 at St, I.ulc's Parish Ilouo by the htudio t lub under Mks rrccniin'd direction, nnd assisted by MaM.fr Kail (lulitk, the wonderful boy sopr.inn fioin New York ity, will be one of the most de lightful entertainments crr gien in Kcranlon. The Studio club is one of the best of ocal socie ties, numbering tonic thirty line and well trained voice, anil they li.io reheated an exceedingly delightful programme for this occasion. Of Mas ter Karl Gulkk, II. V.ms William') s.ija: "Karl (iulick has a ey beautiful oiee, far ahead of any boy soprano I ever heard." Emma Tlmrby writes: "Ho Kings like an angel." Dudley Iluck writes of him: "A most remarkable boy Mii(c, with an unusual amount of musical in telligence." Modjcska closed n note to him thus: "To my young friend, Karl Ctilick, with tho angel oitc, witb oa of Helen i ilodjeska." Holders of tickets already purchased from this conceit, and otlieis intending to attend it, please notlcu that the illagiam for selecting reserved teats will bo open at Powell's music store on Monday morning, Apiil S, II II II Hanoi's Thirteenth Regiment li.mil, billed for the I.vecum theater on Tliursdiy evening, baa dcLliled to give a children's matinee nt 2.30, and In so doing will ctcnd a free Invitation to .St. Patrick's Orphan A'j lum, St. Joseph's Found bug Home, Home for the I'ticniHe-. and the Houm: of the Good Shepherd. The members of this c client organization, of which cveiy Sii.mtoniun may feel pioud, should be highly commended for their charitable action on this octagon, and the public should fcltovv its appic. nation by filling tho theater to greet 1'rofe.v.or It, ,1, llaurr ami his iiiiilchiw. 'I lie programme for the tomeit will he as follow-.: Maiih, "I'.lcilrlu Cltj," ('. K. Knovvlc3 (Dedicated to Hanoi's Band)', Oveituie, "Poet and Peasant," Snppo Voial Solo, "Pin 1'osi" (l'uut) Uouiiod Mr, Frank I'.aton. Selution, "The Amcei," ,,i(eibeil Comet Solo, "Whirlwind I'nlka" Levy Ml. 'ihoinas Miles. InUrmUslon, Ten Mluutca. Oveituie, "Maximilian llobchptcur," LIMIT (inscriptive) ". Congo Terpsiiliorcan Kvent" Voclker Vocal Solo, Trocadoie Song, fiom Carmen. .lilzet Mr. Kiank Katon. Intinncjzo, "Paa Pes KIihw," fiom "Maila," Pcllhe "(iiaini American rauta-.lt'," Herbert II I' i 'lho comcils of .Madame I'lavia Van Den llendo and M. I'lavkn Yaudciiekwi, of Ilelglum, uulattil by ilia. II. II llrady, wpraiio toloUt, ami C'has. Doercam, plunUt, nt tills city, will bo given at Guernsey ball, tho 2.M nnd "5tli of April, ami promises to bo a gland imukal treat. Tho first evening will bo devoted to tho interpretation of the compositions of the old mastcis, llacb, Ma nure. Hccthovcn und tho Fiench composers. The set and evening will bo devoted to tho Helgiuni bchool and tho Belgium lomposers, Cli. DeDcrlot, II, Viciixtenips, 11. Leonard, II, Wienleakl, G, Beyer, llubay, Hervals, A. Dupont, lUrchot, Col. llns, Yckin, Simon, Benolt, .), Block, O. Thomp son, )!, I. Saye, itc. Tho following ladies will act a patronesses; lira, II. J, Penned, Mr;, if, II. Brady, jr., Mrs. C. I). Simeon, Sirs. T. J, Foster, Mrs. William Connell, Mrs. A. O, Fuller, Mrs. I, 3, Lansing, Mrs. A. K, Law, Mis, U, K. Pounce, Mm. George Brooks, Mrs. J. W, Ilowarth, Mrs. a. W. Hear, Mrs. Walter Ilriggs, Mrs, II. A. Zimmerman, Miss Grace Spencer, Mrs. Ed. Lathrop, Mrs. Jas. F, McAnulty, Mrs. G. n. Dean, Mitacs Clark, Mrs. Thos. Bprague, Miss Grace Sprague, Mrs. J. A. Robertson, Mrs, W. D, Kusaall, Mrs. W, D. Pojcr, Mrs. Oerecke, Mies Oerecke, Madara Timberman Randolph, Mn, A. K. Connell, Mrs. J. T. Porter, Mrs. Charlis Robinson, Mm. Ezra Ripple, Mrs. J. ,. Connell, Sirs. 1.'. O. Dean, MrV Charles Connell, Mrs. V, :. Allen, Miss Julia Allen, Sliss Cordelia Freeman, Mis. V,. 8. Green, Sirs. J. W, Guernsey, Mrs. Thee Hembcrger, Sirs. T, C. Alexander, Sirs. Joseph O'Brien, Mrs. SI. A. lloban, Sliss A. E. Jloban, Sirs. V, Koch, Miss K. Koch, Sirs. Richard O'Brien, Sirs. T. Burke, Sfiss Burke, Sirs, C. Sthrader, Sirs. J. J. Sullivan, Sirs, ltuane. II II l Reginald DeKovcn has written fifteen operas. His first ork, "Cupid, II) mm & Company," has never been produced. II II II MUj Black and MUs Cartgan will sing at Montrose on April 23 under auspices ol tho Music club of that town. II II II The last (.lumber lonctrt el th Usabtrgsr S To the afflited.K F every one in the world were healthy and happy what a glad day Easter would be. But the sun rises every Easter morning on a multitude of sick and afflicted. The Easter lilies .gladden the hearts of the sick and well alike. But to the sick something more than the Easter lily is necessary to bring that hope and cheer which every one expects on Easter day. The well need no physician, but the sick need a remedy. Nearly one-half the people in the United States are suffering from some form or phase of catarrhal ailment. These ailments take different forms at different seasons of the year. In the springtime catarrh assumes a systemic form, producing nervous ness, lassitude and general languor. Systemic catarrh deranges the digestion and through deranged digestion it im poverishes or contaminates the blood. Thus we have blood diseases and nervous de rangements through systemic catarrh. Peruna is a specific for these cases. No other remedy yet devised by the medical profession is able to successfully meet so many phases of spring ailments as Peruna. Men and women everywhere are praising Peruna as follows: A First Class Tonic. Win. A. Collier, Assistant Paymas ter TJ. S. N., writes: "I have taken Peruna and recommend it to those needing a first-class tonic.'' A Great Tonic. Hon. M. C. Butler, ex-U. S. Senator and ex-Governor of South Caiolina, writes from Edgefield, S. C: "I have been using Peruna for a shoit period and I feel very much relieved. It is indeed a wonderful medicine and he sides a great tonic." Splendid for the Nerves. Robert B. Mantell, the famous ac tor, writes from New York City: "Peruna is splendid and most invig orating refreshing to the nerves and brain." For General Debility. Hon. Jno. V. Wright, of the Law Department, General Land Office of Tennessee, writes: "I wish every one who Is suffering with general debility or prostration could know of Peruna." Easter Shoes and Oxfords EASTER For men, women, boys, misses aud children nt prices impossible to other bouses. It will pay you to see our line of Spring novelties in footwear before buying elsewhere. Remember we sell up-to-date footwear for less money than any other store, for the reason we buy cheap for cash from manufacturers in need of ready cash and give you the benefit of our great purchasing power. Look at the Bis Bargains. Men's Shoes, patent leather, enamel leather, Russia calf, velour calf, Goodyear welt ; regular value $4.50, at $2.48 and $2,98. Men's Dress Shoes, vici kid, calf and Russia Calf, Goodyear welt, at $1.49 and $1.98. Men's $1.50 Shoes at 98c. Men's Oxfords at $2.00, $2.50 and $3.00. LADIES' SHOES Ladies' Fine Vici Kid, Patent Calf, turn aud Goodyear welt, fine Shoes; worth $3.00 to $4,00, at $1.98 and $2.48. Ladies' Fine Shoes at 75c, 98c, $1.29 and $1.49. Ladies' Oxfords, all prices. Misses' Shoes at 98c and $1.50. Children's Shoes, all prices. MYER Tho Cheapest Shoo quirtelto luj liciMi postponed from April 11 unlil further notice on account of the concert by Uaucr'e land on that elite. 'I lie pUno redul by Mr. ( arl IVicItcu, of Hod. ton, which uai aihcrlUcil for next Tuesday evening it St. l.uko'u I'jrUh Howe, under tho auspiced of the Conservatory, lu been postponed until May SO, on uiioont of Mr. Faelten's ina bility (o l'll V I' ' ' A Spring Tonic. Mrs. D. W. Timberlake, Lynch burg, Va., says: "There is no better spring tonic than Peruna, and I have used about all of them." A Good Tonic. Captain Percy W. Moss, Second Arkansas Volunteers, writes from Paiagould, Ark. : "I find Peruna a very good spring tonic, and will readily recommend it at any time." Builds XJp the Entire System. Miss Jennie Johnson, 3113 Lake Park avenue, Chicago, 111., is "Vice President of Chicago Teachers' Fed eration. She writes: ''Peiuna re stores the functions of nattue, in duces sleep and builds up the entire system." Makes Steady Nerves. D. L. Wallace, Charter Member In ternational Barbers' Union, 15 West ern avenue, Minneapolis, Minnesota, writes: "I now feel splendid. My head is clear, my nerves nio steady, I enjoy my food and rest well." Myer DavSdow, 307 Lackawanna Avenue. Today's Big Bargains in D AVI DOW, Store. !)07 Poller Pleads Guilty, lly Exclusho Wire frcm 'Xho Associated Picas. Ncwaik, April 5. Charles Poller, ilic jouns real estate operator, who fled fiom Nnvaik several montlu ago, after raUlug, it U alleged, about a hundred thousand dollars on promUory notes purporting to be signed or cndoiecd by well knoun builucM men of till city, was ar raigned before Judge bUnner todjy to plead to a doicu iiidlclmwiW iharglng lilm with forgery Tho Best of Tonics. Hon. W. C. Chambers, Chief Jus tice of Samoa, says: "I have tried one bottle of Peruna and I can truth fully say it is one of the best tonics I ever used.'" A Grand Tonic. Mrs. Gridley, mother of Captain Gridley, of tho "Olympia," writes: "I used Peruna and can truthfully say it is a grand tonic." For Overwork. Mr. Tefft Johnson, a prominent actor of Washington, D. C, writes from Fourteenth and "I" streets: "In the effort to improve a condition im paired by overwork, I have found nothing that has done as much good as Peruna." For a Worn-out System. Mrs. Catherine Toft, President "Valkyrien Association," 5649 Cot tage Grove avenue, Chicago, 111., writes: "I often advise Peruna in cases of a worn-out system, and a broken down constitution." Easter Sboes and Oxfords OXFORDS Lackawanna Avenuo. and ulleilng forged nolu. I'oller pleaded not guilty and was committed to jail In default of $100,000 bail. I'.dler unlied fiom Los An geles, ( a., last night. i. No Voting- Machines hi Wisconsin, lly Eclulo Wire from Hie AscocUted l'ress. liudUon, Vl., April 5. A ieolutlon for a con stitutlonal amendment legalizing the ttso of vot ing machine in Wicoi)in was lot in the senate today. It's All Over Our Fire Sale. But to ofefw BUSINESS POT A-BOILING And liven up shoe buying. VVc make a ipecial I BBkA hBBBBL IMn MflK Jdflr I Easter Offering Our Easter Shoes arc as pretty as the Easter flowers. The world will blossom in SPRING SHOES on Easter morning. Our new foot wear is ready. Everything that good dressers want is here. Our new shoes are marvels of beauty not a late style escapes us. It's Our We arc going to celebrate it by holding an ANNIVERSARY SALE Commencing today we arc going to ask our friends to join us in celebrating the anniversary of our first year's business in Scranton. Everybody is invited to join in our jubilee. We shall have no brass band or fireworks to celebrate the event, but wc shall hold a six-days' sale and give our patron? BARGAINS in shoe leather that will make them wish we had several such sales every year. NEW PRICES ON NEW GOODS ,c 1 THE WORLD'S BEST." For Men All ."i.OO and (1.00 Shoes and Oxfords 4.25 All -1.(10 Shoes and Oxfords 3.00 All :t.00 and iJ.r.O Shoes and Oxfords 2.00 and 2.50 All 2.00 and 2.50 Shoes and Oxfords 1.50 and 2.00 For Ladies All 5.00 and (i.OO Shoes and Oxfords , , '4.00 All 1.00 Shoes and Oxfords 3.00 All 3.00 and 3.50 Shoes and Oxfords 2,00 and 2.50 All 2.00 and 2.50 Shoes and Oxfords .-. .1.50 and 2.00 There isn't space enough in this paper" to itemize. All we ask is a visit. You will be glad you came in, and so shall we. Lewis, Davies & 330 Lackawanna I . 1- )) n iii ! Now keep the Bi Ruddy, Murphy Ave., Scranton, rthday nWS-i51 'jT'h-i '.1 1k, f.J-