n: - i .. J " I J!c I - "' ' ? , , . ii .- - .. . ,. ( ,. . . . .. , .. i . . ttA,'- ,- .4 THE SCRANTOF TRIBUNE-WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1900. ,: ! J-X Ft IF r m, Published Dally, Kitcept Sunday, by The Ttll line Publishing Company, at Kilty Cents a Month. L1VY S. ntCllAHD. Mltor. O. P. nYSnr.t:, Business Manager, New York Offices 150 Nawnu St. s. s. vur.F.i.ANn, Sole Apcnt for Foreign Advertising. Entered at Hip Potofnce nt Scranton, l'a,, M Setond-Cla'a Mall Matter. When picc will Hermit, The Tribune l ntnayi ptnd to print short lelten from ll frlcndi bcar Inir on current toplci, but lt rule l that thi"e mint he ulijiicd, for puhlloithni, hy the writer s real name; and the rnmlllnii picecilcnt to ac ceptance U Hint all contributions shall be subject to editorial ret Hon. TWELVE PAGES. SCRANTON, DECEMBER 10, 1000. It tnlt.es n column find a half of solid nsato typo for tho common wealth of Pennsylvnnla to certify In lefrni form In the WiishltiKton Star to the election of Its presidential elec tors. Groat Is red tnpe. Let the Band Play. KNOWLEDGE of a plot by the dcFporatf Insurgent syndi cate to effect wholesale ar rests of well-known party lenders In certain counties on tmmped-up charges for the purposs of effecting a flutter among membcrs olect of the legislature favorable to party regularity has been obtained. Details of a profuse expenditure of anti-Quay resources In the pursuit of fishy testimony designed to raise a cloud of confusion In the senatorial contest, tinder cover of which a stam pede of Impressionable members Into the Insurgent fold Is to bo attempted, are held In abeyance pending further developments. Should the consumma tion of this plot be attempted wo are within bounds In saying that those aimed at will be found fully equipped for the fray and that the political duel, If Invited, will not be lop-sldcd or uninteresting. In the meantime, It Is worth bearing in mind that M. 3. Quay has safely pledged a majority of the votes necessary to choose the next United States senator from Penn sylvania and that his election will come to pass at the appointed time, notwithstanding the twisting, squirm ing and scheming of his beaten op ponents. Put a pin here. The Nicaragua canal business Is be coming as exciting as the struggle for a street railway franchise in a city of the third class. A Jlasterly Argument. NO APOLOGY Is needed for the giving of large space this morning to an abstract of the masterly argument made before the United States Supreme court by Attorney General Griggs In support of the government's contention that the Constitution does not automatically ex tend all its provisions and limitations over newly acquired territory. The belief that it does has many able supporters, among the latest and most distinguished to declare himself In that category being ex-President Harrison. The question Is so lofty and of such Immense practical significance that it supplies material for almost unlimited argument, liut we think that Mr. Griggs' brief covers admirably every essential point In thogovernment's case and makes very clear that an Interpre tation of the Constitution which should deny to the United States the right to hold territory as property subject to special legislation so long" as special conditions require special treatment would rob our nation of a necessary function of sovereignty and foice it to occupy an anomalous and a cilppled position In the family of nations. As a matter of fact, the whole course of our government from Its earliest days In dealing with infeior laces and communities has been paternalistic. It has adapted its laws to the peculiar necessities of each successive situation and bus extended the Constitution not at all or gradually as circumstances permitted, contenting itself with the observance of the spirit rather than the letter of that groat instalment. A Judi cial ruling which should requite it sud denly to revei.se this uniform practice of the past and which should have the practical effect of investing with com plete cltlaepshlp the 8,000,000 to 9,000,000 Malays and half breeds recently brought under the protection of our llag could not be regarded otherwise than as calamitous. Gen. Kitchener hoi'ins in u fnr wtly to have a lively C'hi Minus, If nut u moii y one, i .,, Proving Too Much. TIIK MICJUHUIOUS let f the National Civil Service Reform league as set forth In another place i-uUps thu question whether a civil service law so full of loopholes to evasion and ho weak in its enacting clauso as the piesent law Is, If the testimony of Its friends may bo accepted as well founded, Is worth the paper on which It is printed. Something radically wrong Is certanly to bo Inferred respecting a statuto which the reputable men In responsible places in our federal government havo continually had to violate or evade in order- to effect administrative lesults calculated to enlist the practical up. proval of the public. It seems to us that the special com mittee of the National Civil Service Re form league assigned to investigate the attitude of the present administration toward civil service- refoim has In Its diligence proved too much. The great army of evidence which It has collected showing how often the existing civil service act has had to be dodged and how easy it has been to dodge It lends itself much more forcefully to an In dictment of the act than to an Indict ment of the administration. The ad inlnstratlon after four years of excep U-jiijjJA.' Vfetfifc, tionally successful custodianship of the public interests has Just received from the people the most slnnlflcunt and thnioUgh Indorsement In the annals of modern politics, so that It will not do to foncltrdu that It hits boon the ad ministration which has been at fault. What fault there Is traces, Instead, to the law nnd gives pertinence to the In quiry whether a wholesale revision and amendment of that law Is not In order. Applying common sense principles to practical conditions, the attempt to elicit proof of administrative fitness by written examinations In abstract sci ences stands condemned as laughably Inadequate. We have lately had lumin ous examples In China of how thaOklnd of civil service tests has worked out In long-continued practice. There no other door to public office Is open than the one emphasized by American profes sional evil service reformers. Yet no where on earth Is public administration more hopelessly Inefficient and corrupt. Men possessing practical ability to deul effectively with every day problems, In cluding the efficient handing of labor and marshaling of creative forces, are sometimes book-taucht and sometimes not; but the distinctive qualities which make them successful are invariably Impossible of Identification by means of the written examination system. There Is no other effective test than to give them a trial, retaining and pro moting them If found worthy and "fir ing" them if found incompetent. This necessarily vests lurge disci o tlonary power In the heads of execu tive departments; but inasmuch as that Is the rule In private entersrlses a rule well grounded In unvaried ex periencethe Idea Is far less frightful than some of our professional civil ser vice reformers would have the public believe. In an issue of thirty-two well edited rages, all of home manufac ture, and resplendent with practical evidences of abounding local pros perity, the esteemed Truth last even ing celebruted "expansion." The holi days annuals of this enterprising journal are always first-class and this one Is the best of all. National Out-door Relief. AS AN ILLUSTRATION of the socialistic schemes which , every up-to-date legislative body has nowadays to squelch, a bill before congress, sired by Repre sentative Naphen, a Massachusetts Democrat, is interesting and entertain ing If not Important. It directs the secretary of agriculture to select and withdraw from the mar ket, the title to remain In the United States, 5,000,000 acres of the tiest situ ated public lands, grouping them to gether In as large tracts as may be possible, three-fourths to be of the best quality of arable lands, susceptible of irrigation, and one-fourth of the best quality of timber, coal and mineral lands. In addition he shall select all necessary water supplies, reservoir sites, roadways and other lands to pro vide roads, irrigation and water power to be used for the development and Im provement of the 5,000,000 acres before mentioned. The secretary shall next, selecting from the poor and homeless people of the United States managers and labor ers, proceed to fit a suitable tract of these lands for homes by constructing Irrigation systems, dwelling houses and other buildings, with Industral plants. When thus prepared these lands are to be divided Into small home tracts, each to employ and support one family, the balance to be worked collectively on equitable terms to the workers. The secretary Is also to provide all neces sary teams and also tools and machin ery, except such as the people may be able to manufacture for themselves by hand. He Is, moreover, to establish mining and manufacturing industiles, free schools, and establish and manage all necesjsary money and property de positories, exchanges, purchases and sales, the latter to be as nearly as pos sible upon the basis of value for value, covering cost, but eliminating all pioflts. The secretary Is to call to his aid the poor and homeless people from all parts of the United States, "as far as possible throughout all time," employ ing no one except citizens who are without homes and independent means of support, furnishing them transpor tation to the lands and "placing the good-class poor In distinct sets of said National homes, on separate govern ment plantations from the other poor," The general policy shall bo, "first, to supply all necessities Rant ing to the employes until they have had time In said National homes to become self-supporting; second, to as sist all employes to make themselves and their families self-sustaining; third, to aid and direct them in ac cumulating to their own individual credit, out of their own products, a sulllclent amount to enable them to secure and equip themselves a homo and Independent employment free of all debt, and an faht as they have ac quit ed such credit they bhall wlthdruw It and relinquish their rights of em ployment under this law, and others shall bo allowed to take their places," To carry out the pin poses of this measuie, "the money pecessary" Is appropilated out of any surplus funds In the treasury, and If thoro be no surplus, money shall bo procured by taxation, necessaries to bo exempt. It Is safe to say that this "necessary money" will remain In the treasury, According to the chief correspondent of the Associated Press In the Philip pines, the most effective single argu ment used by thu Insuriectlonary lead ers to foment continued resistance to American sovereignty Is the treatment accorded by white Americans In the south to the negroes, who, utter being freed and clothed with the right of franchise aro now suppressed by trick ery and fraud. This Is held before the Filipinos as an llustraltion of what they must expect under American rule, The effectiveness of the Boer resist ance is a testimonial to the difficulty which an army of occupation has in stamping out native resistance of the guerilla order. This Is the dllllculty confronting the United States In the itSJiMLM - iiiAiiXKmm - Ki is Philippines nnd It can only be over come by Intelligent conciliation. The Times yestenlny Issued a holi day edition of 32 pages with a special four-page supplement devoted to Plttaton, The number was most cred itably' prepnred and In Its generous dis play of holiday 'business announce ments reflected very noticeably ' the prosperity of the Times and of the community. The third negro has Just been lynched at Rockport, lnd within twa days. The Sunny South Is evidently going to have difficulty In keeping up with the procession In the way of dis pensing mob Justice now that the lat ter has become a fad In the northwest. Mr. Cleveland's remarks concerning the course of the Democratic party In following strange gods may be taken as an Insinuation that Qrover regards Mr. Bryan as the main false joss, It now looks as though there would be a base ball tie-up next season. This Is to be regretted, but If the miners continue to work on full time most of us will try to exist without base ball. And now It Is alleged that the Gans McGovern flgh't was a fake. There seems to be nothing real these davs save the tax collector. Uerbal Portrait of the Ideal Girl I'rom a Itecent Seinion by Hev. Abel M. White, of Chicago. IP I WKltr. a Rlrl I would seek to be beautiful and winsome. There U an attraction In beauty, and I should want to be attractive. You ask me, ulut do I mean hy beauty? A pietty face? Yei. A pretty form? Ve. A pretty drcsi? Yes. I would strlc for all of these things. Hut more than these, I would strle earnestly for the fundamental principles. I.Ike a hoy, a Kill has a tripartite nature. There Is the pli.vsical side, the intellectual side and the (.plrltiMl the body, the mind and the soul. And if I were a irlrl I .should seek to pet hold, of the principles which nuke for beauty. If I were a Rlrl I would be tcmpeiate. I would be temperate In the use of many things. I would be temperate in ihess. And if I wete a girl I think I would be inclined to that kind of dress which would cover the entire body. I would avoid any form of compicsslon of the body. In my opinion, it is more wicked for a Christian to lomprcs her boito and to hinder the develop ment of any organ than it is for the heathen Chinese to divaif the feet. If I weic a pill I would strive for the fullest and heilthlest devel opment of my body. I would make use of tho Indian clubs, of the dumb-bells, of the golf stick and the tennis racquet. I would be tem perate in the use n( caramels and fudges, and anything that would arrest digestion and tend to make the face nn; thing hut lovely. I would be temperate in rcgud to late liour.s, bo that my nerves would be steady and strong and true, that I might not be irritable, but rather com panionable. I would be temperate in the reading of novels the soda fountain novel is "flza" and nothing else and I would feed upon Shakes peare and Scott, Irving and Longfellow; that would give me pure thoughts and make me con versant with the things that arc past as well as those present. o And, if I were a girl, I would be temperate in the use of slang. Oh, girls, if you knew how disgusting to men and women is the girl who uses slang jou would not hive reason to look back 3 cars henco with 1 egret that you had spoiled jour English by slangy words. Then, 1 would seek earnestly to learn how to do house work, to make bicad, to bake cookies that are eatable, to cook potatoes in four or five dlffiicnt ways, to set the tabic and to wait on it cheer fully and properlj. t would learn how to sweep, to make the bed, to mend niy clothes from the solo of the stockings on my feet to the top ot the highest ribbon on my bat. If I weic a girl I would seek to put the smile on mothers face, to keep the w i Inkles out of her checks and to make her happy eveiy day, I would seek to drive the burdens from father's shouldris and to light en the cares tint tioulde his be.ut and life. I would strive to keep both mother and father young all the iljjs of their life upon eaitli.- And, if t were a gill, I flimly believe tint I would be a Christian. "Heck je flist the king dom of fiod" and then the beauty will be joins, as beauty Is that be.iutv docs. The handsome face will come if the conduct is right and tho fiindimental principle are observed. Offline Sttdies of fttiman.NaNir? McKinley and the Little Jap. A JAPANESE tioupj of .uiobats visited the white house the other day, iindci chaige of It. Yoshmate, who Introduced them to the presi dent. One of Mr, Yoshuute's clurges, Master K. Yail.ietrl, Is lcs.s thin 7 .vc.irs old, saj the lloston Jnuriiil. This little fellow hid himself behind the nuii.igcr until the members of tho" tioupe wire Retiring, when the picsident noticed him and usked his lume, Mastri Yuiklelil, nut knowing it was thu president, answered pioinplly. He then pintccd ed to lutci view his PNtellcncy thus: "I want to see (ieoige Washington, the father ot this country." The president escorted tho little chap to the plcluie of Washington, and explained that the uiigln.il wax dead. "Well, what is jour name?" persisted Master Yarhletri. ".My name is William .McKinley," was thn smiling answer, "What do .x ou do here?" "1 am the successor of (Icorge Washington and president of the United Mates," replied the picsident, looking kindly at the little chap, who collapsed, Why She Wanted the Gate Open. TIIH IllSIIOf 01' NOHWJCH has puhaps more slurlcs told of liim than most bishops, save London M. A. I'. On one occasion he was Pi hold a confirmation at a small limn, and, aniv. lug some time before the hour for service, look a stioll. Ills steps led him to the outskirts of the town, and, passing a picturrsrpie cottage, lie stopped to admlic it, , pretty liltle garden sepautcd tho milage fioni tlieftnjil, llnishecl off Willi u neat hedge and giceii gate. "Oh, please, sir," said u voice fioni the other side of the hedge, "would jou open tho gate for me?" Tills the bishop at onco did. Then, to his surpilse, Instead of the tiny child he had ex pected, there stepped forth a. girl quite big enough to have opened the gate (or lieislf, "Ami why, my dear," said r. Sheepshanks, "eould jou not open the gate for yourself?" "Please, sir, because the palnj's wet," slid the child. A glance at his ha ml testified to the bishop but too plainly tho truth of lur state ment. Was Deaf and Dumb, A11LVI K. MT.YIINfcO.Y, Mr, Hi jail's running male during the icemt presidential cam. paign, is a capital story teller and a good jam loses none of its vlituc when he happens to bo placed In an cmbauasslng piidlcameiit by Its telling, lejates the Chicago Chionlele. On one occasion lie was making a trip down the Ohio river on a steamboat and was having dllllculty in whlllng away the time, lie met several passen geis, but was not interested In any one until he was introduced to a well dressed man of about 20 he had noticed sitting alone near the bow of the boat. "How are jou, xaf joung friendt'1 said Ste venson warmly. The joung man returned the handshake with a great show- ot appreciation, but said noth ing. Stevenson decided to tell him a real good story. He related one of his best, throwing his whole soul Into the words, uud the joung man smiled pleasantly throughout. When the story was finished Mr. Stevenson jij - ooooooooooooooooo The People's Exchange., A POPtlLAH CLEAniKO IIOUSV for the - uenrue 01 All vvno nave nouses eo , Hcr.t, Ileal liitato or Other Property to Sell or i.xcnange, or vvno wane miiimiuiis uc Help These Small Advertisements Cost . One Cent a Word, Sit Insertions for Five Conti a Word lljcept Situations Wanted, ,,. jtv in-scricu rrec. ooooooooooooooooo Help WantedMale. WANTED IMMKDIATKI.Y TKN' IIOL'fK L'AIi penters. Apply I'. S. Ililclwln, at new shop of Dunmorc lion and Steel Co., lliiinuore, l'a. WANTKD-COMPKTKNT STLNOOItAI'ltLK AND typewriter; moderate salary until ability demonstrated. Slate age, terms and abllllj-. Ad dress Ilcmlngton, Tilbunc office. WA.NTKD-A STKXOfJltAl'lII'.tt AXI) TYP11 vvrlter of experience to take place ot stenog rapher who Is ill. Wilte or coll on John It. Jones, District Attorney, Court Home. IP YOU ltKAI.LY WANT PLUASxNT AND l'l'.Il. mancnt work, you can have it nnd can earn from $12 to f20 weekly. Room r.n?, Mears build ing, Scrantcn, Pa. Recruits Wanted, w MARINI1 COUPS, U. S. NAVY, IIHCRUITS wanted Able-bodied men, service on our war ships in ail parts of the world and on laud in tho Philippines when required. Recruiting of ficer, 103 Wj-omlng avenue, Scranton. Board Wanted. HOARD WANTED IN CATHOLIC FAMILY, I'OIt man and two bojs, I and (I jeai.s will pay ?10 per week. '., 'Iiibune office. BOARD WANTKD-POK TIIlti:i: ADULTS AM) one small child, in respietable "Jewish fain ilj', living in first-class neighborhood. State price. W. A., Tribune office. Lost. LOST-ARTIFICIAL return to owner, av enuc. HAND; ItllWAIII) Poll M. Hotimeister, a.' J Cedar asked one or two questions, but the j-nung man seemed emhariasscd again and anotbei unci." dote was told. Tale after tale followed until the boat chew into Owensboro, Ky. Then the joung nnn got up, shook hands politclj nnd without a woid walked on shore. A few minutes later Stevenson said to another one of the passengers he had met: "That boy I was talking to Is one of the most intelligent joung fellows 1 have ever seen. There Is a great futuie before him." "Can jou talk in that language?" the other man asked in surprise. "What language?" "The mute language, of course. That boj- is deaf and dumb." "Well, lie fs the most eloquent listener I've ever known," said Stevenson, but he talked to no other strangers on that trip. Had Not Met "Insufficiency." fNL' OF the men cmplojcd at Kauffman's brewery, named Sclimicl, was discharged last week, the re.uson assigned being "inefficiency."' He nceeptcd his dismissal quietly and went awaj-, only to return a few dajs later with i troubled air. "What's the matter, Schmidt" the foreman asked him. "Vill jou please tell me vj- I vas made loose, an how?" ho quciicd. "Why, for iucfltclcniy." was the reply. "Cha-as, das vos linn, l'xphnution to me. vonce, vas is it this 'Insutlklencj' is. I h if asked overj- one in the Ulevcntli waul and thej know him nit." t'ineiniiiti Lnciulrci. Took the Next Best Thing. A GOOD stoiy is tedd of a Scottish soldier .it Illoemfontciii who was just rieoveiina; from nil attack of enteiic, Rajs the Scottish Anicrlcin. One day he suggested to the doctor who called to see him that he would be ginliful for a wco ihappi". "No, no," slid the doctor. "Do jou know tint jour stimuli! is 'm such an ulcerated condition that a spoonful of whisky wu-ilil 1.111 jou'" "Awed, sir," replied the patient, "1 must just do without it; but, dniloi, J list come up close to me." The doctor iihlUvd. "Ah, doctor," said the xnhliii, sighing con tentedly, "jcr lucatli'H vena lefie-liln'l" " THE WORLD jMA., ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO TODAYjtejtjt Cop light, 1KU, by Tt. i'.. Hughes, I ouis vllle. THU CI.OMMi jeir of the century wllnesseil not only the decline, but the fall nf lie land. Pitt, prime mini-Ill nf Krglanel un der (ieorge III., taking advantage of the situation in Ireland Immediately following the revolution, when the lunl was lorn by hostile factions, planned a great scheme f union between the two nations, one pirllainent for (ireat Diltain and lieland, as there was erne p.iillamcnt for Kug land and Scotland. Pitt bought the voles that he could nut command, the Iilsh parliament eon sented to extinguish itself mid lieland lost all scniblaiue of national liiilependeni e. Pilt hud pledged himself to diminish the alleged evils of Protestant supieniaiy and pripaied a measure for admitting Catholics to politli.il power, but the king stood in the way and Pilt resigned his olllec rather than forfeit Ills woid. A great movement in hospital building resulted In the founding of many big American and I'.ng lisli institutions of the kind. The coiner stone of the first pavilion hospital of a permanent char acter was laid in New York. At this time the earliest American hospital of any sire, the Peim slvanlan, of Philadelphia, which was begun In 1775, under the auspices of Dr, Thomas Ilond and Ilenjamln rianhlln, was being rapidly conipletid. Ucnjamln Mlllman. American chemist and geol. ogist, the first to observe the vaporlzition and transfcrcne-e of the carbon in the volttio arc from the positive to the negative pole, was now in Philadelphia, at the age of twenty-one, pre paring for his great work and experiments. Thn western half of Victoria, tho southeastern corner of Austialla, was first explored by Lieu tenant Oiant, when lie discovered Fort Philip. Among those who died at the tloso of the cen tury, who had done much tovvanl nuking them selves noted in art, science and lltcraturu weio the following; Chailcs Johnston, Irish writer, David Ogden, American jurist. Robert Rogers, Anieiicun soldier. James McKnight, Scottish divine, Chevalier do Johnstone, Jaeeddte. John Kcndrick, American navigator, r.hzabeth Montague, Ihigllsh author. John Ross, Scottish merchant in America. William Ncwcome, archbishop of Armagh. John Lamb, Amcrkan soldier and btatcsnian, Tlicophlle Lalour d'Auvcigtie, Flench soldier, '1 bonus Millllu, Aiucilcan patriot and general. llaron William von Knophausen, fjeiinau gtn cral. Rawlings Lavvndcs, Amcikan lawyer and states man. Jesse Ramsden, English optician and mechani cian. Charles Miihclde do Langlade, French soldier In America, Maiquls de la Ncuvllle, French soldier in America. Friedcrich A. von Klediscl, German general in America, Abraham O. Kastner, German mathematician and poet. John Cuscns Ogden, American Protestant Epis copal ilvigjinan. Maiquls Maro It. dc Montalcmbert, l'l.'nch military engineer. For Bale. AAAAfstAAAAA FOlt HAI.K-CKTLKIl ROLL TOP DUSK; PHIfJI! ?io. iiRiiroaci it ,vi, u, . t'OIt HALI! - ItKSTAUItANT AND OYSTKR house, clienpt close by all theaters) low Milt) reason for selling, sickness. Apply by letter, llestauraht, Tilbunc office. FOIt SALK-A DKI.IVIlllY COVCItKD WAtlON, has been In Use almiit two months. Suitable for a groicry store, dry Roods store or other mercantile purposes. Apply to William Craig. FOR SALK-niltOK IlDll.DtNfl, NO. 4U LACK- 'awatuia avenue, corner Washington nvemie, being the property recently occupied nnd now being xaculed by the Hunt k Conncll f'nnipiny, A. I!. HUNT. for sr.n-coNTi:NTs or iichFsk rtmxt. ture, carpets, bedding, etc. 0J2 Washington avenue. For Sale and Bent.. A 15-itOOMKI) IIOUSi:, NI1AR 111(111 SCHOOL, all Improvements, fur sJ4,500; cheap. See J. C. Zurfilcli. 4 nici: iioi;si:s in PiiTintsnfiio, vp.iiy cheap, .see J. C, Zurfllch. A LAitni: iiousi: and nuts", cunthally located, ?18,(X)0. See J. (', Zurich, HOl'SKS AND LOTS FOR HAM! IN TIIK CITY, Pctrrsbuig. South Hide. Hyde Paik, Pari: Place, Orccn Ridge, Providence, Dunmorc-, l'ac" tniville; cottages In the eountij near the lakes; farms in fill parts of the country. Riisi ness places for sale nnd rent almost anywhere In the city. See J. C. Zuiflleh, Roil l.'st.ilp, 617 Lackawanna incline. Wanted To Buy. WANTIID-SICOSDIIAN'D SLOT MArlttNIS; muvt be in good older, slate particulars as to make and price Address L. M., gctieial elc llverj', Scranton, l'a. Money to Loan. MONIIY 10 LOAN ON IIOND AND MOItl'dAdi:. my amount. M. II. llolgate, Commonwealth building. ANY 'AMOUNT OP MONIIY TO LOAN QUICK, straight loans or lliuhling and l.oi.i. At from 4 to (1 pet cent. Call on N. V, Walker, 311-S1J Connell building. Situations Wanted. WANTKD-A SITUATION AS DOOKIxKCPr.lt OR . assistant bookkeeper. Hookkccptr, cuie ot Tribune. SITUATION WANTilD-OUTIlOOll ttOHIC Plti:-fcric-cl; well .icmuliitul with clt. Addieas II. W. M., Tribune. biniATioN wanti:d-li)m:.s and uiiyili:- iiun slipping ut holds cm have their laun dry done ut a veiy icisuniihlc pike .1J(l Pleas ant street, Wi-t hide. Rest nl city rcfctcncci. SITUATION WANTI'.D-fJY AN ILMMUIl' LAPK clrcas to go out lij" the day oi take vv.nlil.ig home; best of city refeicnccs. Sio Pleasant street, West Side. WANTKD A POSITION AS nOOKhT.KHPKK; llrst-elass icfeienees. A. It. C SITUATION WANTi:i)-UY A WOMAN, AS house keeper; gord Ironcr unci wa.she.r; u: give lefcience. A. H., Tribune! olllce. a FAMiioN.xiti.i: dri:ssmaki:r wimip.s r.v- guL.emcnt bv the day; rates ic.bun.ihlc. Addiess Modes, Tribune ofliie. MTUATION WANTMD-RY A BOY If YKARfj or age. to work ut anjthiiig; stoic preferred; cxpeiiincc in stole. Address 1513 l'enn avenue, Giecn Ridge. SITUATION WANTED 11Y YOUNG. LADY OF good executive ability, permanent position as correspondent; possesses knowledge ot stenogra phy and tjpewritlng. Wishes position in law jcr's, insurance or real estate office; flrnt class icfcrcmcs) as to character anil ability. Address Lxperlenced, care of Tribune office. LEGAL. TIIK ANNUAL MIIKTINO OF THE STOCKHOLD- ers of the Suburban dec Die Light tompany will be held at the olllce of the i oinpiiij', loom fl'JS Connell building, Scranton, P.i Riturilay, Jan. 12, II 101, at 4 p. m.t for the election ot cliieclois for the ensuing year and such other buslnesH as may come befoie them. i:. l. STACK, Seeretiuy. THE ANNUAL MKIITINC OF TIIP. STOCKIIOI.II crs of the Dunmoic Llcetric Light, Heat ami Povvir company will be held at Hie office of tha companj', loom .')!, Council lmlhling, Siiantnn, Pa., Wednesday, Jan, ll, Pint, at 2 p. in., foi the election of diuctnis fin the en-iiing je.u and ruth othci business us m.iv come befnra them. Ik I. STACK, SeerelJiy. BANKRUPT SALH-IN COMI'LUNCP. WITH AN order of Hie United St ites I)itiict Comt, for the Western di-trh t of I'.im-.vhunia, the unilci sieined receiver will c.xpoe in public sale the entile stuck nf ineuhardlsc of S. L. Callen, nt 22.'i-227 Lackawanna avenue, in the eitj- of Sci.ui ton, Pa., em Wcilne-d i.v, Dec. l'l, at 10 o'clock a. m. The stock consists of c Icttliing, shoes, hats and caps, and genu' fiiriii-hing, T'cims of sile will be u-li, AARON V. wnVLR, Receiver. RROF-ESSfONA L, Certified Public Accountant. i:. C. SPAUI.D1NO, 2.10 BROADWAY, NUW York. Architects. LDWARI) II. DAVIS. AltUlIiTECT, CONNKI.L building, Si ranton. FHUDKHICK L BROWN, ARCHITECT, PRICK building, 1-0 Washington avenue, Scranton. Cabs and Carriages. rudrer tiri:d oaiis AND CARRIAGES; best of service Prompt attention given orders, hy 'phone. 'Phones 2072 and S3S2. Joseph Kcllcj. 124 Linden. Dentists. DR. O. E. ElI.ENHEltliLlI, PAULI LUILIMMJ. Spruce street, Scranton. DR. I. O. LYMAN, SCRANTON PRIVATE HOS. pltal, cornet U joining and Mulberry. DR. C. C. LAUflAClf, US WYOMINO AVENUE. DR. H. F. REYNOLDS, Ol'P, P. O. Hotels and Bestaurants. THE ELK CAFE, 125 AND 127 FRANKLIN AVF sue. Rates reasonable. 1'. ZEIGLER, Proprietor. SCRANTON HOUSE. NEAR D., L. k W. PAS icnger depot. Conducted on the European plan. VICTOR KOCH, Propiictor. Xawyoi-3. J. W, BROWN1NU, ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL, lor-at-lavv. Rooms S123U Mears building, D. I). REPLOfiLE, ATTORNEY-LOANS NECiO. tlatccl on icai ciime fctuniy. Jicars nuiiuiug, corner Washington avenus und Spruce btrcel. WII.LAHD. WARREN & KNAPP, ATTORNEYS and counscllor6-at-!aw. Republican building, Woshington avenue. JF.SSUP & JESSUP. ATTORNEYS AND COUN. Eellors-at-law. Commonwealth building, Rooms 10, 20 and 21. JAMES W. OAKPORD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAIV. Rooms Ml. olo intl HO Board of Tudu build ing. EDWARD W. THAYER. ATTORNEY. ROOIIS (XXJ-OOJ, nth Boor, Mears building. L. A. WATRES, ATTORNEY-AT.LAW, BOARD of Trade uuuuing, ocranion, ra. O. 11. PITCHER. ATTORNEY-AT.LAW, BOARD of Trade building, Scranton, Pa. PATTERSON U WILCOX, TRADERS' NATIONAL Bank building. O. COMEOYS. 013 REPUBLICAN BUILDING. A. W. DERTHOLF,' ATTORNEY. MEARt BLlKi. Seeds. G. It. CLARK & CO., SEEDSMEN AND NURS erjmen, store C01 Washington avenue; green houses, 1D60 North Main avenue; store tele phone, 762, Schools. SCHOOL OF THE LACKAWANNA, SCRANTON, Pa. Course preparatory to college, law, inedi. cine or basiness. Opens Sept. l'-ilh. Send fur catalogue. Hev. Thomas M Cinn, LL. D., prin cipal and proprietor; W. E. Plunder, A. M., headmaster. V ALWAYS BUSY. The young man Ins no Use lor "Rubber Necks." hut he could hardly live through iho winter without Rubber Roots. We have oil the kinds lie tiieds. Our Storm King ho likes best. STORES OPEN P.VENIXOS UNTIL AFTER 11111 HOLIDAYS. Lewis &ReHly 11M1G WYOMING: AVENUE. 'Phone 2152. Free delivery. REYNOLDS BROS' EOUMl MSPIAY " The handsomest line of caleudars ever shqwa iu our store,together with our line of Fancy Ink Stands, Japanese Novelties Bras 3 Frames, Leather Goods In Pocket Books, Card Cases, Portfolios, Dressing Cases, Bibles Make our place worth while visiting. Reynolds Bros Stationers and Engravers, Hotel Jermyn Building. Physicians nnd Surgeons. JAMES P. PI1HSKLL, M. D., SPECIALIST, .Mental and Nervous Diseased. Linibn street (opp. P. O.) DH. W. E. ALLKN, 5U NOIITII WASHINGTON avenue. DH. 8. W. L'AMORIIAUX, OFFICE S39 WASH ington avenue. Itcnidence, 1318 Mulbcny. Chronic diseases, lun'.-i, heart, Kidneys and genito-urlnary organs a specialty. Hours, 1 to 4 p. m. Wire Screens. JOSEPH KUETTLL, REAIl fill LACKAWANNA uvenue, btranton. Pa., manufacturer of Wire Sirccns. Miscellaneous. DRESSMAKING FOH CHILDREN 10 ORDER; also ladles' vvaUti. Louia Shoemaker, 2U Ad.uus uvenue. A. It. HEICICS CLEANS PRIYY VAULTS AND lcss pools; no odor, liiipioveel pumpj used. A. 11. B Ik. propiietoi. Leave; oideis 1100 North Slain avenue, oi Elc he's draff More, corner Adams and Mulbcny. Telephone 931. llltri. L. T. KEI.I.nt. SCALP THE VTMENT, fiOe.; sliiiinpoolni;, 0V.; Iaei.il ni.ifcajjc; nunlcur Irg, 2jl; chiropody. 701 (Julney. BAUER'S OUCllESntx MUSIC FOR BALLS, pliniis arlie iieeptions, wedding and con ceit ivoik furnished. For terms addri-ss R. J. Bauer, conductor, 117 Wjoming avenue, over Hulbert's music store. MEOUtOEE HI10S., PRINTERS' SUPPLIES, EN. vclapes, paper bass, twine. Warehouse, 130 Wastdnslon avenue, Scranton, Pa. THE WILKES n.ni!l! RECORD CAN RE HAD ill Pc Milton at tin' news -t.inds of ReNnian nnn., 4U'j Spmcc and fid! Linden; M. Noitnn, 822 Lacliir..iuni avenue; 1. S. Sehutzer, 211 Spiuce stiect. RAUJDjrmEJTALESj, TJeltiwnre nnd Hudson. In etle''t Nov. 2 1MX). Tralni for I'utliondjlc leave Sci.iutoii ot (1.20, 7,,-f. 8.51, 10.1.1 .1. in.; UV), 1.2'), 2.11, .1.32, 3.20, 0.25, 7,57, 0.15, 11.15 p. in.; 1,10 n, m. For l!omdje-eJ.20, 10.15 a. m.j 2.11 and 5 21 p. in. For WilU'S-IlJiic 0.15, 7.4S, S.IJ. 0.38, 10.11, 11.155 a. in.; 1.2f, 2.1S, 3.3J, J. 27, 0.10, 7.1S, 10.11, 11.H0 p. m. For L. V. R. 11. point's 0.45, 11.53 a. m.; 2.18, 1.27 and U.Sll v. m. For Fcnnsvlv.inia It. R. points fl.13, 0.33 . in. ; 2.1S unci 4.27 p. ni. For Alb my and all points north 0.20 a. in. and 3.52 p. in. SUNDAY TRAINS. For rjrbcndulc IMW, 11.3J a. m.j 1Ai, 3.32, 5.47, 10.32 p. m. For Wilkes-llarrc V.:i$, 11.53 a. in.; 1.3J, 3.2S, (i 27, S.27 p. in. For Albany and points north 3 52 p. m. For llonedale 0.00 a. in, and 3.5J p, in. I.ovc-t rates to all polnLs In United Stale's and Canada, .1. W. llt'RDICK, O, P. A., Albany. N. Y. II. W, CROSS, D. P. A Scranton, Pa. Central Kailroad of New Jersey. Stations ill New YoiK Foot of Libeity street, N. R.. nnd South l-Yiry. TIME TAULK IN EFFECT NOV. 23, JlmO. Ti.itns leave hi ranton for New Yoih, Newark, Elizabeth. Philadelphia, E.i'.lon, Bethlehem, Al lentown, Mjui'Ii Chunk and White linen, at 8,:,il a, in.; express 1.10; cxpic-, 3 50 p. m. bun dav, 2.13 p. in. For Pittston and WIRcs-llaire, 8.30 a. m.j 1,10 and tUO p. in. r-uiidais, 2,11 p, m. For llaltlnioie and vvnshliicitnn, and points Sculh and, West via Bethlehem, $.30 ,i. m 1.10 3,50 p. in. Sunday. 2.13 p. III. For Lour Ilraneh, Oee.ui filovc, etc., at S.30 a. in. and 1,10 p. m. For Reading. I.. bannu and Ilaiii-biiijr, via ,. lenlown, S.t.0 a, in. und 1.10 p. in, Sunday 3, 2.15 p. in, For Pcittrtvllle, S.30 n. m 1.10 p. in. 'IhrouKli tickets tn all points east, south and west at lowest i.ites nt tho Nation. H, P. BALDWIN, lien, i'.m At. J. II. OI.II.U'.-EX, (leu. Mipt. Lehigh Valley Bnilrond. Ill Effect Nov, 25, 1000. Ti.ilni Ii.no scranton. For Philadelphia and New Yoih via D. fc II. It. II., at 0.45 and 11.31 a. in., and 2.13, 4.27 (Illaik. Diamond ExprrsO, and ll.tu p. in, Sun. ibvs, I), k II. R. It.. 1.1. -" P- in. For While Ilium, llarletim and principal nolnts In the coil lee-Ions, via )). & H It, It., 0 15, 2.1t oml 1.27 p. III. lor PuttsUlIe, 0.11, IS and 1.27 p. iu. For Bilblehein, Easton, Heidlnir, Hirilshun; and niliicipal liiluriiiillatc stations via ). & , It. It., IU3, !!.." " I".! 3.W. 127 (U'.nk Ilia, niond Exiircw), H.S0 p. in. Sund.ivs, D. ,, , R, II., l.. H87 p. ni. Foi Tunklianuoek, Tmvanda, Elmha, Ithjca, Geneva and pilnclpal lulcriui'iUjtc! slatloiu, via 1)., L. J; W, 11. K., S.04 a. in.; 1,03 and 3.10 For Geneva, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara Falh, Chicago, and all points west, via D. it; , H. R,, 11 5.1 a. m., 3.31 (Black Diamond Expiets), 7.4S, 10 41, 1130 p. ni. Sundajs, D. ex; H, It. It., 11 51, 8.27 P. l. Pullman parlor and sleeping or Lrhlsli Valley parlor cars on all tialns IHwccen WIIIks-IIhi.o and New- York, Philadelphia, BurTalu and Sus. pcmlon Bridge. "" KOI. UN' 11. WILBUR, (Icn. Supt., 20 Coitlaud street, New York. CHUILES S. LEi:, (len Pass Agl., 20 Cortljml street. New York. A. W. NONNEMACIIER, Div. Pass. Aut South Bethlehem, Pa. For tickets and Pullman rc-ervatlntH apply to 800 Lackawanna avenue, Scrautou, Pa. FIN LEY'S Qurislmas Week Specials Ladies' Fine Neck wear in exclusive de signs. French hand made and hand embroid ered Lingerie, Extraordinary line of plain and em broidered Handker chiefs. Duchess and Point Lace Handkerchiefs. KidGlovesofevery description for street or evening wear. Renaissance Scarf, ,' Squares, Doylies, etc. Very fine assort-' ment of hand em-, broidered Linen' Goods. All of which make, very appropriate Christmas gifts. 510-512 ,N RAILROAD TIME TABLES, PENNSYLVANIA HAILROAJ Schedule in Effect May 27, 1900.! Trains leave Scranton, D. &. K. Station: 6.45 a. m., week days, for Sunbury, Hairlsburg, Philadelphia, Balti more, Washington and for Pitts burg and the West. ;" 9.38 a. m., week days, for Hazleton, Pottsville, Reading Norristown, and Philadelphia; and for Sun bury Hnrrisburg, Philadelphia, Baltimore,Washington and Pitts- burg and the West. 2.18 p. m., week days, (Sundays 1.58 p. in.,) for Sunbury, Harris burg, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington and Pittsburg and the West. For Hazleton, Potts- ( ville, Beading, &c. week, days. 4.27 p. m., week days, for-Sunbury, ' Hazleton, Pottsville, Harriaburg, Philadelphia and Pittsburg. i I J. H. WOOD, den. Pass. Art. J. B. HUTCHINSON. Gen. Mgr. Delaware, Lackawanna and Western, In Ettci-t Bet. 2, 1000. South Leave Scranton for New York at 1.40, .1.00, S.flO, 8 00 and 10 PS a. m., 12.55, 3. '13 p. In. For Philadelphia at 8.00 and 10.05 b. m.; 12.5J anil and 3.33 I', w. For Stroudsburflf at 0.10 p. in. Milk accommodation at 3.40 p. m. Airivu at Hotioken at 6.30, 7.1S, 10.28, 12.03, 3.15, 1.13, 7.10 p. ni. Arrive at Phil adelphia at l.drt. 3.2.1, 0.00 and 8.22 p. m. Ar rive from New York ot 1.10, LOU and 10.21 a. m.; 1.00, 1.02, 5.43, a.J5 and 11.30 p. m. From fctrimcMiuru nt ?.03 u. in. North Leave Scranton for Buftalo and Inter mediate stations at 1.10, 4.10, and 0.00 a. m.; 1.55, 0.48 and 11.30 p. in. For Oswcuo and Syra cuse at 4.10 a. m. and 1.50 p. m. For Utlca at 1,10 a. in. und 1.55 p. in. For Montrose at 0.00 a. m. j 1.00 and 5. IS p. ni. For Nicholson at 4.00 und U.13 p. ni. For Hiniihamton 10.20 a. m. Ar llve III he ranton fl.mi llulfalo at 1.25, 2.5j, 5.45 and 10.00 a. m.; 3 SO and 8.00 p. m. From Oi vveso and Simiiisc nt 2 51 a. m.; 12.38 and 8.0(1 n In. From Utlca ut 455 a. in.; 12.38 and 3,30 i iu, From Nil hnlon nt 7.00 a. in. and 11.00 p. 111. From Montrosa at 10.00 a. in. ; 3.20 and 8.W lllo'iitmhurir Division Leave Scranton for Northumberland at 0.45. 10.05 a. in.; 1.5J and 5 00 p. in. For Plymouth at 1.05, 3,10, 8 50 p. ni. For Kincr-tou at MO a. m. Arrive at Jiorth imiherl.ind at ." ni.l 1.10. 5,00 and K.45 p. m. Anive at Kins-ton nt (.."-' a. in. Arrive at Phinmitli at 2.00, 4,32, U.45 p. in. Arrive in Si'r.nitim Irnin Northumberland at 0.12 a. m,; I '".l 4 on and AW p. m. From Klnsrston at 11.10 .1. in, il nt i'ljinoiuu ni i.u i. in,, u..u, 0.30 p, in. 'RII.nY TRAINS. SouthLeave Scr.nilon 1.40, 3.00, 5.50, 10.03 a, ni 3 .!.!, 3.40 p. in. Noith l.e.ive Seiaiiton at 1,15, 1,10 a. m.; 1.55, 0 is und 11,3 p, I". 'lllnoiusbiiiir PI v-Won Leavo Scranton at 10.0S a, in. ond 5.0O p. m. New Vork, Ontario and Western R.B. TIMK TABLU IS 1WM3T SUNDAY, NOV.' I, North Hound Tiaina. Leave Ute Arrlv Seianton. Caihondale. Cidosla, 10 40 a. m. I''-0 "' . l'113 !' m iilKJ n in. Auive Carbondale 0.10 p, m. ' r Sjuth Hound, t.cuvo Leave Arrive (jdosla. Cailondale. Seronton. 7.00 a. in. 7,40 a. m, 2 0J n ni i-ii I'' '" '"(J P' ' Eundajs only, North Hound. i,oevo Leave Arrlvt Seranton. CarhoneUle. Cadoaii, s:Wa.m. P.10 a. m. 10 a.m. 1 00 u m. Arrlie Carhondale 7.10 p. in. Leave V"?, c Ar.rl t'adola. ('aihondale, Srralllon, 7.00 a. in. 7.40 a. m, 4 SO p. m. 5-6 !' "i. 0.35 p. m. Trains leavins Sciailon ut 10.40 a. in. dally, and 8.30 a. m, Siuidi.vn, make New Voile, Corn, viall, jlldJIetown, Walton, Sidney, Norwich, ltome, Utl'M. Onrldi nnd Osvveno eonntetlom. Fur further liiformttlnn icnvult ticket aarents. J. ('. ANHIIHMIN Oen. Pi Act., New York. J. B. WIU.SIl, Twu'llncr Paciwer Agent, Scran. ion. Erie and Wyoming Valley, Times Table In Lllect Sept. 17. lfOO. Tiaint foi lliliy and local point, connect. Inff at lUvvIej with Flic railroad for Nw York, Nivvburiih cd Interuiidlate pointi, lean Icran. ton at 7 1)5 u. in. uud 'J.23 p. in. Train-, arrive at Sciuntou at 10.30 i. m. inel 0.10 p. in.