h?$r h. X M THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-MONDAY, NOVEMBER 1?, 1900. Pul,llhi Dally, Ept Siindny l) The ! Trlb. HI ItAMnhlnj Company, it rilly Cents a Month. UVV R. IIICIIAnt), Wltor. O. r. DVMlKfc, Business Manager. , N.w York 0Hce: MJ-.n Sot Agent for Korean Advertising. Entered it the 1'ostnfHcr t Bcranlon, P.. u Second-Clou Mall Matter. When space will permit, Tlie Tribune l always lad to print short letters from Its friends bear, inn; on current topics, but Its rule la tlit Jnese must be signed, for publication, by tho writer real name,' and the condition precedent to ac ceptance la that ill contributions alialt be sub ject to editorial revision. TEN PAGES. BCRANTON, NOVEMB13R 12, 1000. The bargain counter syndicate la try ing hnrd to mnko Itself believe Hint It has Quay licked, but Its dally reitera tions arc HUBgestlvu of skepticism. Future of the Democracy. IT IS ANNOUNCED with great litisitlveness In many places by manv men of lilirh renown that the Democratic party must be leot'Riinizcd. This opinion has been ex pressed with two exceptions every four yeuts since tin first election of Abra ham Lincoln. It Is a quadiennlnl fca tute of after-olectlon comment among those who fondly call themselves the disciples of Thomas Jefferson. "We con cur heartily In the opinion tha.t a re organization of the Democracy would he highly deslrnble. It Is impossible to imagine Rovcinment In the United States without the mechanism of politi cal parties and it Is evident that when only one party can be In power at a time the party out of power, being al ways liable to get In, should be ns good a party as possible. But though there Is much high sounding 4ulk of a reorganization of the Democracy to conform to the glori ous principles of Jefferson and Jack son, with an occasional tribute to Cleveland thrown In, nobody has yet clearly defined just what It all means or how the proposed transformation Is to 'be effected. If It means riddance of free silver but testoratlon of free trade, the wisdom of the change is certainly debatable. If It means a pitching over of Populism, Socialism and the Tlll-man-Altgeld-Pettigrew type -of An archism, with extinguishment of dema gogic appeals to the poor to go gun ning for the scalps and treasures of the rich, It Is respectable, but It means a frightful loss of votes. If it means doing nothing, proposing nothing, simply yelling "halt" at the Republi can procession, It Is Interesting on the score of frankness but hardly Import ant enough to Justify the effort. The eminent gentlemen who are loudest in their exhortations to their Democratic brethien to reorganize are likely to discover before they are done with this matter that the rank and file Is pretty well satisfied with the Democ racy as It is. Their party has always been wrong and they are used to it. Those who prefer to be identified with a constructive and progressive party, a party of optimism, a party of expan sion, have already enrolled In the Re publican column and are under no par ticular temptation to leave It. Among the messages of eongrat-ula-tlon received by President McKlnley was one from John Wanamaker. John's contribution to the Republican cause was to try to defeat Republican con gressmen. Campaign Methods. APART FROM: the work of the various s,tate committees, the Republican national committee In the campaign Just ended arranged for nnd paid tho expenses of 15,000 public meetings, be sides distributing nioie than half a million dollars" worth of liteiatute. Speakers and llteiature were the best that could be secured and both did excellent work. The literary department, thanks to Perry S. Heath, was especially efll clent. It kept tho malls and wires busy distributing, not long-winded discus sions, but crisply worded facts, put Into newspaper English. Secietary Heath's Idea evidently was that If the voter could got information In front of him in clear, understandable shape, he would much prefer to construct his own opinion with reference to it, without interference or aid. This Is tho Journalistic view. People are like Jurymen, who 'Ignore much of tho special pleading, but give close atten tion to salient evidence. Tho old Idea of n campaign commit tee as being simply a headquarters for financial encoutogement to every bi oft en down office holder, oniro seeker, or rommon hoodler willing to apply Is ..exploded In -most communities and must soon disappear entirely. With 'It will go much of the nausea super induccd by extravagant and wasteful use of money In politics. In place of it will come literary bureaus aiming Vfo put documents of Interest before 'every voter nnd an appreciative view of party Journalism as offering the "'great constant means of political pub , llu education. The Russian government officially denies that It Is hard up. There Is .reason to suspect that Russia Is lie- 'ijng roughly handled by the 'Interna. tlona) campaign liar, B One Sign of Danger. ATr-HK ARBITRARY notion of 'I ' the "jiacftlng combination In " JL adding a cent a pound to tho - i bl"i,B Plt:o t beef, pork , (4jlll, nton, without nnj; rise In tho ,PiI,q of livestock, is one which clearly tmlls for legal Investigation. A con uplracy to extort money by unjust boosting of tho prices of necessaries Is r clearly contrary to common law as well as In obvious conflict" with the Sher man anll-tust law; nliil Inasmuch as jthe success or failure of this voijsplracy 'depgnds luigely upon IU telatlons with Interstate commerce, means of remedy ought nob to be Inaccessible,, One of tho ablest of the newspaper ambassadors stationed 'ut Washington, Walter .Wolltnnn, of the Chlcntro Tlmes-Heratil, In a recent article saldi "Already Republican leaders of the hotter sort admlb that they have teamed one great lesson In this cam paign. Thq .danger to the Republican party In that, rightly or wrongly, It Is regarded by many men ns the party of the rich, the parry of the trusts, the party of the favored classes, tho party of the money power. If tho Republi can pnrty Is to save Itself from defeat in the near future It must nob only purge Itself of whatever tendencies It may have In this direction, but It must convince the country that It Is not traveling thnt way. It must do that by legislation. It must solve the trust problem. It must put a Rtop. to nil sus picion of alliances with plutocracy. It must modify Its tariffs and Its war taxes. It must In every wny show that under llw rule there is to bo no up building of favored classes at tho ex pense of the masses." Mr. Wellman's diagnosis of the situ ation Is clearly correct. Bryanlsm went down because Its chief advocate overdid the role of appcltant to class prejudice and discontent. But we have to go back no further than 1892 to find n mnn In the Democratic party who keyed his Indictments of Republican ism In Just tho proper tone to win over the non-partisan reserves which hold the balance of power In presidential elections, drover Cleveland talked ponderously of the "communism of pelf," und a majority listened. The Jtepubllcan party cannot always have u Bryun as Its opponent. While It hns no reason to fear mere demagogism when addressed to discontent, It must take care that Just complaint cannot be laid at its door. It Is not a foe of wealth and enterprise, but neither is it the shield of scoundrelism. Those who use their wealth to oppress must be brought to book nnd the Republican party must do its share to bring this about. Under n special charter, requiring all public franchises to be sold to the highest bidder, n street railway fran chise was nuctloncd off In -Syracuse the other day at the magnificent sum of $1. This was certainly cheaper than mortgaging a majority of the coun-cllmcn. A Busy Session. IT IS EVIDENT that the approach ing short session of congress will have Its hands full. Ordinarily the three calendar months of the second session of a congress ore occu pied almost entirely with talk and wrangling over the routine appropri ation bills. But this time, In addition to the annual supply bills, some im portant general legislation is pending. One of the first measures on the house calendar Is the bill to Impose a prohibitive tax on oleomargarine col ored to imitate dairy butter. Power ful inlluences are at work both for and against this bill and the fight of last session will be repeated. In the senate the Nicaragua canal bill which passed the -house shortly before ad journment last summer is a special order for the first week and its dis cussion is bound to Include a wide di vergence of opinion covering the ground of contention over the Hay Pauncefote treaty, which Is yet unrati fied. Another important subject is the provision of an army to take the place of the 40,000 regulars and 35,000 volun teers whose term of enlistment expires by limitation next July. The country having declined to be scared at the campaign cry of militarism, congress will be expected to fit the number of regular soldiers to the existing need and also guard against emergencies. The ship subsidy bill, congressional teapportlonment with a reduction of representation where large numbers of citizens are disfranchised, and reduc tion of war taxes are also themes of certain discussion If not of specific ac tion; and the new colonial problems will press heavily upon the short ses sion even if the drafting of legislation for Cuba and the Philippines shall have to be deferred until the ensuing congress. Farewell oratory from poli ticians about to expire Is to be expect ed, and this, with the necessary rout ine work, will make up a busy session. Tt strikes us that the worry over Bryan's future is superfluous. He will take care of his future all right. There is much greater reason for those whom It concerns to worry over the Demo cracy's future. That Just now looks anything but hopeful. InComlng Years. HP HE ESTIMATES of future nonulatlon based nn nnst J United States census figures tecently published by Presi dent Prltchell, of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and referred to In The Tribune nt the time, nre at tracting widespread notice. For refer ence purposes we iep-at them: Calculated Vc.ir. Population, ll'IO l'l,iU,000 1020 IM.m.OOO lino ipo.rtn.ooo 200(1 3S5,8fl0,00U 'JIM 1,112,807,000 J5IK) 11,330,000,000 2000 lO.SJ.Y.'TS.OQO Few of us need corcern ourselves with the remoter years, when the crowd will be so thick that men will have to Jump six feet or higher Into the air to find room in which to turn around; but tho prediction of nearly 200,000,000 population for 1950 appeals to the Im agination und self Interest of those whoso expectancy of life teaches be yond that date. Perhaps a thlit) of tho Americans now nllvu will be liv ing then and the prospect of partici pating In the great activities and de velopments of tho Intervening years Is, as Piofessor Holden In a cut rent comment points out, well calculated to Inspire them. If this general ratio of Increase should apply locally, Scranton In 1930 would have closo to 250,030 population, but such ft result cannot bo expected unless our citizens who have means put their spara change to work In projects of local development. Tho departure of Industries from Scranton to other communities Is a recent sign of the times by no means reassuring. Effort to counteract this tendency Is needed and needed badly, OUr's hns hitherto boon a public spirited city with ready nnd generous encouragement for new enterprise. This reputation must not bo lost. The last 'Virginia legislature tried nn experiment In the liquor business which Is of Interest. It authorized tho establishment, at Franklin, of n sample dispensary. Whiskey nnd other spirits nre sold in packnges only, tho smallest being a half pint, nnd It can not be drunk within ten feet of tho dispensary. There can be no entrance except through the front door, which Is kept open from sunrise to sunset. The Mate gets one-fourth tho profits, nnd three-eighths go to the town of Franklin for general purposes and three-eighths for school purposes. This dispensary was opened six months ago. In that time, (afTer pay ing In full for the stock on hand nnd meeting current expenses, the board of managers have cleared $600, of which $1B0 goeg Into the state treas ury. The success of this experiment, at least from the revenue point ot view, is likely to lead to state assump tion of 'the saloon business, placing Virginia In the cntegory with South Carolina. The much heralded Ice itruftt In quiry has ended In a failure to con vict. That there was a crooked rc tlonshlp between the Amfrlcan Ico company and numerous Tammany of ficials is plain, but there was no evi dence directly connecting Mayor Van Wyck with It. He escapes,, but Tam many must take a trouncing. From Indiana comes news of a movement to recommend Harry S. New for secretary of war. Mr. New is the Indiana national committee man with an excellent record. But the man tor secretary of war Is tho man now holding that office. His peer does not exist. Progress Made in the Philippines (Correspondence of the Associated Press.) Manila, P. I., Sept. 12. THE CIVIL COMMISSION', Judge Taft presid ing, today inaugurated the application, un der civil administration, of the principles of American fairness and honesty to Philip pine affairs. In public session the commtasiet introduced, discusned and made law four bill! appropriating to the needs of these islands a to tal of ?2,010,435.14, Mexican currency, of tin six millions surplus of Mexican currency turned over by the army to the commission Sept. 1, and now in the insular treasury. Modestly -and without ostentation, with dig nity, common sense and that American democra cy and directness which pleases all men when ever and wherever it is found, the five members of the civil commission undertook their first pub lic legislative action this morning. When their methods and their attitude at this public ses sion became generally known and are discussed and digested by the Filipino people, they can not fail to be pleased therewith. The commis sion has shown a considciation of the wants and the rights of these same people; there waa no clouding of official action in mystery and secrecy; the work of the new legislative power was hon est, earnest and open and showed a sure intmt to do well by their wards. Successful legisla tion for the Philippine people imperatively re quires two conditions the first is what to do, the second is how to do it; and it is believed (he second is fully as important as tho first. The Filipinos arc sensitive as to the way in which they are handled; and legislative measures, ex cellent in Itself, loses one-half of its efficacy if not promulgated and adminlsteicd in the right way. Just what this right way may be( in Its details people here do not ct know; but 'today's session showed clearly one valuable thing, namely that the commission has beun operations in this right way. o The session opened at 10 o'clock-, all five members of the commission being present. Mr. A. V. Ferguson acted as secretary and transla tor, and Mr. V. I.. I'epperman as recorder. The first bill was introduced by Oeneral Wiight. It appropriated two millions, Mexican, from the insular treasiuy for the construction and repair, urder the supervision of General MacAithur, of hlghw.ivs and bridges throughout the Islands. Outside of the representatives of the press and a couple of army olHcers there were but three rillpiuos in the room. Judge Taft hail pub lic ly announced Hut discussion of all bills would be allowed, and District Attorney Torres was the first Filipino to claim this piivilcge before the crmmlssion. henor Tories made clear the fort that he did not come to attack the bill, but to pialsn it, and he complimented the commission on its promulgation, declaring It .provided for what the people, and particularly tho agiicul finalists, most needed. Sejjor Torres then went on to say that under the Spanish regime public moni'jH had often been misspent, and ho out lined the s.vstcm ot Spanish proceedings in pub lic improvements, which made such nut-admin-istratirn possible. He asked the commission for information as to how the provisions ot this bill were to be carried out, as he was fearful that unless caiefully watched, unscrupulous con trattois would find opportunity to illicit this two millions of the people's money from bringing to the people the greatest amount of good. o For the benefit of Senor Torres and the people at large General Wright explained that the ac. lual work of constiuctlon of the roads and bridges was to be done under the supervision of General MacArthur, who lemains the evetutivo head of the Insular government until pacification is thoroughly accomplished, at which time the civil government will complete the vvoilt of road building. General Wright further pointed out that the constitution of these roads would fur nish employment to a large number of worthy people who needed the work on account of re verses suffered during the insurrection, and that the building of highways was as necessary for the government as for the people; themselves. .Iljdge Taft then addressed tho commission and Senor Tones In the following wouls; "We assume that the pergonal character and equipment of tho present military governor Is a stiltlclent guarantee that the work will be done quickly and economically. Naturally, 1 lie im mediate ilrpjitminU of (lie work will be under the supeivision of the corps of engineers, who arc- paid from the treasury of the United States, The chlrf engineer, Captain Diddle, is a grail uate of merit of West Point academy, and a man nf the highest attainments and personal clmrartri Senor Torres and the public at large liny rest assured that there will not be a repo. titiou ot past orcuiicnccs under the Spanish re giiiic, "We aie aware that unless the law Is propeily curried out it Is a failure, Tho laws of the Sp.iiii.li government, hi far as I have Inspected them, are all riuht. The defect lias been in not canying tlum our Wc hope in this, our first bill, tu prr.ciit an object lesson tn the dllplnos, and convince, them that we have Intelligence miHclrnt In enact wise laws and ieo that they are enforced, "It Is tn be Infeircd," continued Judge Taft, "that all hills are fo he administered as Is this one. The greatest need of these islands today l paelllcatlon, and' nothing contributes so much to policing quel the celeilty of movements of the police as good roads, ami roads constructed for that purpose ilso help to improve tho com merclal inti rests .it the couutry. This nppropri ition is in the nature of an emergency appropriation, and the necessity for its immediite appropriation Is the true ground for its expcndltuie. The military governor is at the head of tie military machine. He has under his control (15,000 men paid from (he United States treasury, and they arc widely dis tributed throughout the Islands. He can call tn bis assistance as fine a body of engineers as can be found In the world. This is why this Pill Is framed to give the military governor dls. cretlonary power to spend the money appropriat ed. "I ought to add, after coniultlng with General Wright, that this bill has been approved bv tho secretary of war upon rcon.mndatlon of the military governor. The governor, by his eco nomical administration, lias accumulated a sur plus of $0,000,000, The fact that lie has been able to do this t regard ns the strongest earnest of his able administration ol altalr." Senor Torres expressed himself as lilglily sat isfied with the explanations given him by (Idl ers! Wright and Judge Taft. o Sonor Felipe Culderon then adtlrosesd the com mission on this bill, setting forth that If It wsi so provided tint the country people should be given opportunity to work on the roads during their Idle months, when they were not occupied with harvesting, ho bcnelitlst result to them would b greater limn If no selection ot time and aeaton were nude. The pertinence and scre of Senor Cnldcron's remarks were freely admitted by tlie commission, and It was suggested that he put them In writ. Ing and submit them to the military governor. Discussion on the first bill here ended and It bframc law by the unanltpoiu vote of the com mission. 1 General Wright tlirrt Introduced a bill pro. vldlng for an appropriation of $,",,000, Jfcxlcan currency, for the purposes of making a survey to ascertain tlie most advantageous route for a railroad Into the mountain of Menguet Prov Inre, Island of I.uron, and the probable cost thereof. In speaking of this hill General Wright explained It was but preliminary to measures calculated to open up a rich country, and th axpcndlture by a prvate corporation of considerable money In rallrosd construction, all to the advantage of the people. "It will make the beautiful mountain ous country of nfnguef," said the general, "con venient to the public. I might say that In these mountains la found a perfection tn climate; a climate In which both natives and foreigner can recuperate from disease prevailing In these islands. People In III health can tako on vigor; or, from a business standpoint, It opens up a country rich in coffee and coal nnd. perhaps, gold. Thcro Is also extensive cattle raising. I know of nothing that will benefit the Islands more than the intentions of this measure. "I also desire to say in this connection that the commission has specific instructions from President McKinley, through the secretary of war, to push this work an fast as money and men can do it. Moved by these directions, this bill was introduced. The engineering party is now In the field and on the scene nf operations." This bill also passed and became law without a dissenting vote. o Professor Moses then introduced two bills, the flrat providing for an appropriation of $2,G17.fHl, In American gold, for the purpose of paving the salary and expenses of Mr. F. W. Atkinson from May o to Sept. 1, 1000, for services rendered and expenses Incurred by him under direction of the commission preliminary to foi malty assuming the duties of his office in these islands. These services consisted In an Inspection and study of certain industrial and manual labor schools In the United States. Professor Moses' second bill presided for $100 in gold In payment of the salary -for the month of September of the prop erty clerk in tho department of education. These) two bills were passed without discussion. The commission adjourned at noon to meet in public session again In two das. -o The foregoing Is a record of the commission's first legislative proceedings and the local press, both Filipino, Spanish and American, ore com menting most favorably not only on the meas ures adopted, but also on the manner of their adoption. The fact that tlie commission makes its seasions open to the public and gives op portunity for any Filipino to discuss and express his opinion upon the measures under considera tion is a moitt popular prevision, yet it will probably cost the commission considerable loss of time In listening to Inopportune and irrelevant remarks from Filipinos who desire to "hear them selves talk." The love of notoriety and of mo mentary prominence is well developed in those people, and the opportunity afforded by the com mission to indulge these tendencies is too good to lose. Tho temptation to occupy the center ot the stage, to address in public the highest power in the land, to make proud oratorical effort in the hope of their words being reported in tho local press nnd to pose before thc.r countrvmen, is one which will doubtless bring many Filipinos to bore the commission witli flowery Spanish phraseology and to tax tho great pillcnec of their able secretary and excellent translator, Mr. Ferguson. But, they have made their bed and they must lie in it; they have announced that discussion will be permitted and this popular provision can hardly be rescinded. Yet there is one consolation, to listen to the English translation of u Spanii.li speech, and vice versa, is of great prictical aid to the student of Spanish and the commissioners are one and all studying Spinish. SCRANTON'S NAME. David C. Harrington in the Philadelphia Press. 'I' notice in a recent issue of the Press an ac count of the deith oi Kcv. J. 1). Mitchell, with the statement that he formerly resided in Scran, ton and had been largely instrumental in chang ing the name of that place fiom "Sleepy Hol low" to "Scrantonia," and afterward "Scmn ton." Your correspondent is in error, as the place was never called "Sleep.v Hollow," It vas named "Slocums Hollow," after .Fo-epli Slocuin, one of the early settler there. Ills sister vj the little gill tint was captured In the W.voining Vallej by the Indians and carried west. She was adopted by the Indians .nd mariicd an In dian chief, she was found thiough the cfiortt of the late Hon. John W. l'orne.v, while he was editor of the I'lrss, and her identity established by her brother, Joseph, who subsequently vi.-itcd her. Tlie Hon, Geoige W. Scranton, his brother, SV-Jdon T. Sciatitmi, and cousin, Joseph II. teciari ton, were living in Sennton at the time that Mr. Mitchell was pastor Iheie. Tley were large ly tfterested, were promoters and ,ioneeis cf the I.aelcawanna Iron and Coal oompiny in Scianton. When they went there, fiom 1810 to 1812, the place was called "sloe urn's Hollow." After they had started In business u postolllee was estau lished und its tlr?t name was "llurri&on" after President Harrison. Ily both thec names I knew it as early as ISP). The name "hciantonia" was adopted and used byt a very shoit time, when it was chinged to "Scranton," the latter being its name when It was inroriwratcd ns a borough, When the city of Scranton was incorporated it Included within its limits tlie hornuglia of Scranton, I'rov Idenco and 11 do Park and the townships of Frovldcnce. .Mr, Mitchell was a man. of large, commanding presence, and, if memory serves me right, was the first 1'resbj tcrlan minister to live in what was the borough ot Scranton, although the 1UV, N. G. Parke, of Wyoming, had preached there for some time and established a Presbyterian church. I knew Mr. Mitchell fiom 1552 until he left Scranton. Hp was the rastor of what is now the First Presbyterian church, and many of his fiiendii still residing in the city of Sciantcn will remember bis labois there, VOTING BY MACHINE. Fiom the Philadelphia Press. Voting machines were used In a lumber of cities in New York state in the recent election and the testimony Iroin "every one of thiso places is that tho maihincsj worked udmliably ami justified evciy claim made tn their favor. One of the chief merits of this method ol voting Is the upecd with which the results can be an nounced. In Flmlra, X. V., for Instance, the count was made public fifteen minutes after the polls closed and the result was known in bt. Paul, Minn,, an hour before the count fn any ward In the latter city could be given out. It is safe to say that had the miehliio method of voting been in use all over the couutry the final result on president could havu been announced before 10 o'clock election night, except perhaps in Kentucky and Nebraska, and every one but newspaper men might have been in bed by It o'clock. The Australian sjotcin of voting Is an improvement on the old ticket sytem, but it Is clumsy and slow in operation. There Is very little doubt that voting by ballot will be ills raided ultimately everywhere in this country and voting by machines substituted, AN OPINION ON BRYAN, From the New York Sun. Much good nature tfis been wasted on Mr, Plan's supporrd honesty of conviction and pur pose. Ills course this jear has shown that he is only a shallow trimmer with an inexhaustible thirst for talk and olttc-e. Ihc man Is essentially hollow, artificial and theatrical. If ho teems honest and sincere to himself, tt is only be cause like many Iragl-comcdlans of private life, he is tlie dupe of his own acting. Ilrsldes, he han talked to long that words must have lost their definite thapn and coloi for him.' We havo no wish to julge him severely, and his palpable deficiencies ot reading and reflection are pleas in abatement for litm; but when lie talks about his "houet" fight, remembrance of his uiontlia ef iiilirepreMiilaticiii and evasion rise in every impartial mind Outline Studies of fliiman NaHir? A Story for Art Lovers. QUT l.V ONI! of Cleveland's eastern suburb lives nu ancient ilame of Pennsylvania Hutch persuasion. In addition to this tlie Is an acknowledged inastei of the art of housekeeping, ami the evidences of her nralncM are v-orth going mile on a suburban car to Inspect, Some time ago she determined to pslnt the woodwork In her kitchen. She didn't want a nun mussing around, and m she determined tu wield the brush herself. She went so far as to purchase n quart can of ready-mhed pilnt of a light blue tint, Thi she took home and tald aside to an alt a favorable opportunity. When the opportunity finally came, one cool June af ternoon she had no hni-li. tint lime was pre cious, the nearest brush store was" a long dis tance away, and necessity Is the mother ot ex pedients. She went upstairs and came hick with her hushand'a lather brush. Then the can was cut open and she spread on the blue mixture in a great hurry. The brush from the shaving mug didn't lipid much at a time, but with frequent dipping it worked fairly well. But when it csmo tn portion of the Job where she had to reach high she presently found that almost a much paint .ran down her hand and wrist and arm, as went on the wall. Hut finally the Job was completed. In a hurried way she washed out the brush and replaced It, and then set nbnut preparing the evening meal. Her liege lonl returned from hla dally toll presently, but it was too dark to call hi attention to the Improvement. Ilrsldes she meant to go over It again and touch up the thin places. After supper the husband went upstairs to shave and the old lady sat down in her favorite rocker in the living room to look over the even ing paper. Presently there wa an agonising cry from the upper regions: "Amellal Amelia! Come quick I hat de blue sickness!" The startled old lady histlly climbed the stairs, and there stood the old gentleman before the looking glass on the bureau, his ejes popping from his head In terror as he stared at his own countenance. "Vat It ccs, Hclnrirhi" she tremblingly cried. "Look, look, Amelia!" he almost shrieked. "Ton't you see dot mortification was setting in? Jfy plood vas alt conchestlng in my walnsl Look atjtny face v once I" ..And he turned Ills agonizing rountcnince to ward her. It wa completely covered, ears and nil, with a light blue tint.- Tlie old ladv stared at It, and she stared at tlie shaving brush, ami tlien she dropped into a chair and threw her apron over her head and ehrfeked with merriment "Vat It ees.Amclla?" cried her astonished part ner. "It ce de paint brush I mean the latter brush," she cried, "f painted de kitchen mlt it!" And she went on with her hilarity. Tlie husband was a good-natured man, and, besides, he felt gicaf"ly relieved. "Veil," he said, with an effort to be sarcastic, "f s'posc ven jou uset my latter brush to paint kitchens mlt it, you will usct my razor to open lobster tans mlt It." Then he staled again at his (thistly reflection. "Veil." he slowly added, "ven I uset plue paint for lattcring my face T should uset a puttv knife to shave me mlt." And he laughed as he said it. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Cambridge's Witty Lawyer. W1 IIBNCVER a group of Massachusetts lawyers net to telling yarns it Is dollars to Uougn- nuts that one or more will concern the late Henry W. Paine, of Cambridge. One of the most" brilliant lawjers of his generation, it Is Iiohable nevertheless that he will be chiefly re membered for his exquisite gift of repartee. It was Paine who, on being interrupted during an argument by a notoriously brusque Supreme court justice with the remark, ".Mr. Paine, that is not law," replied instantly. "It was law until jour honor spoke." On one occasion while riding from Cambridge to Boston on the horse cure with a green bagful of irlieep-covorcd volumes in his lap, Paine was addressed by a jouthful acquaintance, a Harvard student, with the remark; "You have quite a load, Mr. Paine. Law books, I suppose." "Oh, no," said Paine. "Merely Supreme court reports." Not long before hit death Paine became In teiested in a case, as a matter of charity, in which a lad of sniue 15 jcars was charged with arson. Paine defended the boy and offered ton tluivc evidence that he was, ti all piactlcal purposes, an idiot-and totally irrespi siblc. Nev ertheless the jury in the ease, after a charge fiom the court which was virtually an order for acquittal, brought in a veidict of guilty. That presiding judge then addressed l'aine: "You will move a new- trial, I presume, Mr. Paine," Paine rose with a demeanor that was painful in its solemnity. "I think your honor for join suggestion," he said, "but I am oppressed with the gravest denbts vv lint tier I hive the right to movo for a new trial in this case. Your honor, I have al ready asked for and have received for my Idiot client tlie mot precious heritige of our Knglish nnd American common law a trial by a jury of his peer." The judge then ordered the xeidict set aside. New Yoik Fun. He Was Going. T WAS a one hoise wagon loaded with boxes 1 and baircls, and the driver suddenly turned into the curb and go: down and stood off a few feet and looked earnestly nt the horse. Four or five pedestrians came to u halt, and one of them promptly called out: "That horse Ins got a chill and you ought to unhitch him!" "It's u case of bots," added a second. "He's got the blind stnggers, or I don't know an) thing about horses," put in a third. The four or five pedestrians gicw to Ave or ten, and ten to twenty or thirty, "He's balky, eh?" quelled a fat man, as he forced his way into the crowd. "Holler In his car!" shouted a boy who was up on balky horses. "All jou fellers get hold and push the wag in!" commanded a cltin, who appeared to be a born leader of men, The crowd grew to fifty, eighty, 100, and the street was blocked. Men examined the wheels on the wagon, the feet ot the horse and the harness. The driver stood there with lines and whip in hand, and said nothing and made no move until a policeman forced hLs way into tho crowd and excitedly asked; "Now, then, what's all this about? What's the matter here?" "Niithln'," wm the calm icply. "Horse sick?" "Navv." "Is he balky?" "Navv." "Then why don't you go on?" "I'm goin'." And he put his toot on the hub of a front wheel and sprang to his seat and drove eft at a sharp trot, and all the wondering crowd tald as it looked after him was: "I thought so all the time." St. Paul Dis patch, LITERARY NOTES. The Thanksgiving number of The Satuiday liv ening Post is dated Nov. 10. '1 lie opening ar. tide is "The Leaders in American Diplomat- ," by Hon. John W, Foster, founerly senctaiy of state, Hon. Frank A. Vundcrllp, assistant sec retary of the treasury, contributes "'Hie Onwaul Marcli of Amirlciii Trude," Hon. Carter II. Harrison, major of Chicago, has an aillcle on "The Defacement of the Modem City." Major Arthur Griffiths, of the Iliitisli army (retired), has an anecdotal Bketth of General Wolselcy. "The Adventures ol a Pioneer I'loinsman" are told by Captain John J, Heiley, Tho fiction In cludes "Senate Hill 678," by llrand Whltlock; "For Dlvirs Iteasons," by Charles llattell Loomis; "The Ilanner Dearer," by Mrs. Burton Harrison; "The Diary of a llarvaui Freshman'," by Charles Macomb Flandran; "Mooswa of the Boundaries," by W. A. Fiascr; " 'Enry 'Iggins' 'Kirt story," by Joe Lincoln, and "A Supper by l'ioy," by Paul Murciico Dunbar. 1 lie re la a half-page poem called ''The Ujllad ot Ozy II. Orr," by Holnuii F. Day. The editorial page deals with timely mbjectsi the department of Men and Women of the Hour contains new (toilet, and tlie "Publlck Occurrences" tcjl of the efforts to capture South American trade. With tho single exception pi Frederick Douglas, Booker T. Washington la the greatest leader ol the negro race who hja come up nut of slavery itself. F.very one knows what Mr. Washington has done at Tuakegce and elsewhere for the edu cation and Uplifting of the race, tt Is also true that he I man of Intensely Interesting persomt character and history. All these things lend peculiar attractiveness to the scries ul autobio graphical articles which Mr. Washington lias written tor The Outlook under the title, "tip from Slaverj-." The first Instalment Is In the November magarlnc number ut The Outlook, and I prefaced by n lifelike and slrongly-drawn portrait made for The Outlook by the artist, Mr, Alfred Houghton Clark. The eoclal and tiutcil.il rather than the poll Il ea I growth uf the United States, is the motive ot "The lltpahsliin of lite American People," by I'rofisscr Pdvvln Erie Hpirks, of the University of Chicago, Tlie book describe the mivcment of the people across tin- tontlnent, weivlng In local Mrlnry nt cverj- point and showing how sll these Incident have led to tlie making of lit" union. Houtes .! migration, means of travel, and Increase of communication are given a large space, fhe book Is proltisely illtislratrdKvllh re production from photograph of historical places and rare vvood-ruls, which the author has spent many years In collecting. It will be published by Scott, Forcsman & Co., Chicago. THE AMERICAN SPIRIT. From the New York Sun. The equanimity with which the American peo ple accept the decision of n popular election and their cheerful acqiilcsc cuce in it, however bit ter may have been the preceding political con trovcrtj', afford the best assuiancc of tho un changed Maintenance uf our political Institu tions. o The truth Is that never before was this re public so securely established In unity and per petuity as tills election has proved It now to be anchored. Popular government Is now safer from subversion by Imperialistic, militaristic or oligarchical force and (endemics than ever be fore in our hlstorj'. During Hie whole period from the formation of the constitutional Union. up to the close of the war of secession the security of the republic was ronstantlj' menaced. The bond binding together tlie stale was alwajs weak, lhreals of disunion, eiriy utteied and persistently thrown our, finally culminated in the Civil war: thus proving that the unity es tablished by the cntistlttitir.il was artificial and not compacted by a common national pride and sj-mpithj-. The election ot Lincoln in ISfiO merely furnished the occasion for catrylng ou rtirh threats, for In no way did It assail or at all affect the constitutional rights of the se ceding southern states. Then the republic was, Indeed, In mortal peril, in peril of "Imperial ism" and of "the man on horseback," or from "militarism " Hut it passed through the awful ordeal unharmed and popular government, made more real by the destruction of slavery, wa firmly Intrenched for the first time. Tlie last re maining restraints on popular suffrage were re moved and popular sovereignty was established In very truth. o At the election of last week fifteen million of voles were cist and the moat majestic inanlfes tatlon of the power and development qK popular sovereignty in the history of mankind was made. Kvcrj-wherc throughout the foity-flve states of the Union there was complete nnd cheerful sub mission to the mandate of the popular will. The seceding states of 1S60 again arnjed themselves in opposition to the president elected as the Re publican candidate, by giving nearly all of the electoral vote which wiil be cast against him; jet nowhere in the old secession Confederacy Is there now any trace of rebellion or even dis content President McKlnlej' will bo Inaugurated on the 4th of next March for the second time with the most complete and cordial ncquicsccnco of the American people since tho first inauguration of George Washington. American liberty is now secured aa never before and the love of it and the determinition to,preservc it from every as sault are now- stronger and more universal among tho people than at an.v past period of the republic. The onlj- break in this concord i the negro disfranchisement at tlie south; but that, reactionary spint cannot long continue. The time is not distant when the southern states themselves will be eager to get into the current of American sentiment by discarding feelings, and discriminations which belong to a past period when the harmonious and passionate spirit of American nationality had not j-ct been de veloped. i. aiTAY'S RETURN FROM ELBA. From the rittsburg Dispatch. Claims and counter-claims with regard to the Pennsjlvania scnatorshlp go on vigorously, but without much effect on the public: estimate of the situation. While the fuslonists clilm Quay lias not a majority the fact the public know is that he won most of the places where they gave him battle and where he was not given battle the Republican candidates were already pledged t,v him by the state platform, Tlie Philadelphia Noitli American.whlch speaks for Mr. Wanamaker, taj-s that the ontl-Quay managei did not reveal their whole strength, that some who ran and were elected ns Quay men or stalwarts will vote against him when the time comes. Wc take small stock in lids. Quay, Stone, Reeder, Durham and the rest of tlie state machine are apt to know their men beforehand. Besides, there will be no such ex cuse for bolting Quay next January as existed last time, when lie was under indictment at Philadelphia and tlie cry "No Trial, No Caucus'' was good justification for revolt. Since then ho has been rehabilitated by tho court and en dorsed by his partj-, and his men have suc cessfully rim the gauntlet of popular election. Those therefore who wish at nil to be consid ered within the pale of party organization will find it much more difficult than before to find an excuse for going bad: on their pirty's en dorsement of the "Old Man." Whether people liko Quiy or not should make no iota of differ ence when it comes to dealing vvitlt the facts. The fuslonists may put up to tho last almost as stiff and beautiful a bluff as the redoubtable colonel himself eould and certainly would do if occasion required, hut the situation is rather ogalnst them this jcar. The Beaver county Napoleon is returned from r.lba, He will find his way to new opportunities. Whether they are to end in a Waterloo later on or In credit to him-.clf and benefit to the public depend upon the use he may moke of them. For the present It is enough to note that tho signs point to the control by himself and hi colleagues of the legislature and ecnatorshlp. THREE LITTLE NEWS NUCrGETS. 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