IvlPi F WW THE SCRANTON TOJim-ffilJTlbXY, WviSibkk SWfo. 4 PuMlitini, Dlltr, Cxwpl Bimilsy . hy Tlie Trlh In lubllttDK Company, at Fifty Cents, a Month. MVt'a ttatAnt), tiditor. O. . DVXUt.t;, Huslnoss Misuser. New York Offlce! WBiBBtlAim Bole Agent for Korclgti Aelvertlslnj. Entered t the I'ostofllce nl Scrinton, t'a., u Second C1m Mall Matter. When space will penult. The Tribune Is nlvvsys lad to print short loiters from Its friends bear Inir on current topics, but Hi rule Is that J"e must bo algim). lor publlratlon, by tho writer a ml namei and ttio cotulltlon precedent to ac ceptance Is that all contributions shall bo ul cct to editorial revision. TEN PAGES. SCItANrDN, NOVKMHHK S, 1900. Those who wore playlnpr tha minors' etrlke for political suln simply under rated the commoh sonso of the men who toll In the bovvoli of the earth. The Result Locally. TIIHRH IS room for substan tial irratlilcutlon over most of the local lesults. The de feat of Hock will bo ro prcttcd. Ho desei ved a better fate. The failure of Wut.on to hind the judgeship -will be tleploi oil on political gioundtt by those Itepttbllenns who believe In frolni? for cveiythltiR In slpht, and on per sonal Ffioumls by nuineroua friends. The loss of the sheriff's office Is unfor tunate since It puts food nnd fodder Into the depleted commlssaty of the opposition. But the success of the national, state, legislate e, congressional and bulk of the county ticket goes far to sup ply consolation. The strike introduced numerous elements of uncertainty and opened the opportunity for Democratic appeal to discontent. Then, too, the pitiful spleen of Spencer, who, fnlrly beaten in open primaries of his own and his follow ingr's choosing, played the peevish child role in presidential year In attempted sacrifice of paramount party Interests, gave Incentive if not muoh substantial aid to the opposition. These factors together made the light difficult. A fair appraisal of the cir cumstances must result In the convic tion that the outcome is even better than migfht reasonably have been ex pected. It shows that the people are intelli gent and substantial in their judg ments. It shows that they have well developed pow ers of discernment. No candidate on the Republican ticket has better leason to feel pioud of Tuesday's lesult than P. A. Phil bin, repiesentatlvc-elect from, the Fourth district. The vote which he received was one of the llnest compli ments ever paid to any candidate for office in Lackawanna county, and what is nioie, it was thoroughly deserved. Quay. NOTWITHSTANDING the di versity of opinion supposed and by newspaper :eport evidently belived to be prev alent concerning the methods and per sonality of M. S. Quay, we doubt if theie die many men in Pennsylvania familiar with political conditions and necessities and sufficiently acquainted with public affairs to distinguish be tween legitimate criticism and men dacious abuse, who do not heartily rejoice that the conspiracy ojf defama tion which has in late yeais hotly pur sued Colonel Quay, is now baffled. From the returns oS Tuesday's elec tion, it is clear that there will be a majority in the next legislature of or ganization, or regular, Republicans, amply sufficient on joint ballot to io turn Colonel Quay to the United States senate. The attempt of his enemies, whose Inspiration comes chiefly from two or three political whited sepul chres with personal grudges to vent, to Interrupt this piogiammo by coales cence with the Demociats, has not only failed dismally in its Immediate pur pose, but it has also been attended by Incidental exhibitions of mulevolence and venom which have gone fur to re habilitate the Beaver chieftain in pub lic sympathy and esteem. Continual harping on one string has offended the public ear. It Is to bo hoped that in our stjto politics a younger and cleaner type of leadership, like that of Roosevelt In New York state, may soon come Into command of tho situation; a leader ship responsive to tho uplift of mod ern conditions and Inspirations and not wearied and woin In a lifetime's btrlfe over quanels of spollsglvlng. Condition's are cleaily shaping to this end, whan tho party will gladly foiget Its hot factional contentions and take Its due place in tho councils of for-watd-looklng statesmanbhip. Tho reign of Wpp dynasty In Pennsylvania ' Is closlngVr With its conclusion will f come fiflaher air and higher purpose, t But the.vnvenues to these desirable consummations aa not lead through s conspiacy.;'crjuptlon and syndicated mendacity. (Against tho men and methods nnWyforomobt In the attack Quay and Qtvwlsm ate Invulnetable. -rr- It Is proper'To say In behalf of Mr. Conry that W inmlo a gullant light. "With a bettor' cause he might have won, Looking Forward. P UESIDJ3.iT PniTClJETT- of tho Massachusetts Institute of Tctrtinology pi edicts that tho population of tho United States In 1910 wllPto 91.673.fl00; In 1930, 136,887,000; In 195?, 90,710)00. la tiho year 2000, It Is predicted, tho population will reach 3S5,86009P, At tho end of another centuty It will jeach 1,112,876, 000. Professor PrMhet continues; "How srear, a change In tho con ditions of living this growth of popu lation, woiid lmplyllr, peihaps, Impos alble for us to realllje. Great Britain, at present one of the most densely populated countries, of the globe, cin talns about 300 Inhabitants to tho quaie mile. Should the present law of growth continue unbij 2000, the United States would contain over U,00Qper- sonfl to each square mite of surface. As a consequence of this, It would sedtrt that life In tho future must be subject to a constantly Increasing stress, which will bring to the atten tion of Individuals and of nations eco nomic questions which nt our time seom Very remote." There In no doubt that practices of economy are bound to Increase In this country. The prodigal nnd pro digious waste of natural resources common to pioneer times has already umletgonc material chock, but tho room for Improvement, especially In the direction of utilizing resources and forces formerly Ignored Is capacious, To :hls piobletn applied science Is de voting successfully Its best energies. One lesson taught by the Pennsylva nia tcturns Is that the people arc get ting sick of factionalism and want to see genuine Republicanism once more In the ascendant. Roosevelt. NEXT TO Wllllnm McKInley, the mm who looms up largo by reason partly of the re cent campaign though more especially by virtue of his own Intrin sic worth, Is Colonel, Governor and Vice President-elect Theodore Roose velt. Ho boro the brunt of tho Republi can forensic fight, and the returns show that wherever he went he made votes. This Is equivalent to saying that wherever he went ho made friends friends who will not forget him. It is not true that he said better things in a better way than the other Republican speakers. He Is not an orator or a spell-binder. But upon each community that he visited he left the Impress of absolute honesty and intense conviction; the people saw In him a clean man, a brave man, a man whose deeds square with his profes sions. The enmities he Inspired, the at tacks ho eleclted, tho abuse ho drew forth, all added to the dimensions of his hold upon decent .people. To Cro ker he was a wild man, but the wild man clipped Tammany's claws and Is more genuinely feared by the vara pit? fraternity than any other Ameri can. He goes to his new post with a commission such as no vice president ever had and his lecord is proof that he will desetve and Justify It. Ills Is a personality that cannot be kept down. The verdict of the nation Is another tilumph of the silent majority over the howling minority. About The Tribune. OON SATURDAY morning last The Tribune printed Its pre diction of the electoral vote, showing 289 for McKInley against 158 for Bryan. A Republican majority of twenty in congress was predicted. Compare piedlctlons and results. In the handling of election news, The Tilbune again established a record. At 11.35 on Tuesday night It Issued an extia more complete than most of the mail editions of the New York and Philadelphia papeis sold In Scranton. The only substantial error In this edition was the placing of Ken tucky In the McKInley column. Tho early retutns, and In fact all returns leceived Tuesday evening and early Wednesday morning, warranted this disposition, bub it appears now that the Democrats, by aid of the outrag eous Goebel law, have consummated their thieat to steal the state. That the majoilty vote was for McKInley Is undoubted. The 6.30 extra Issued yesterday morning, with returns from 112 of the 155 county districts and thorough grouping of news from state and nation, was by all odds the most comprehensive edition of a dally newspaper ever is sued in Northeastern Pennsylva nia. It was so well put together that the Times reproduced It In prac tical entirety yesterday afternoon, having scarcely anything to add to It. By virtue of the exclusive service of the Associated Press, which on this test occasion clearly vindicated every claim of superiority which we have made for it, The Tribune was enabled to present in its regular and special editions not only all the general elec tion news, but also a page of state returns, covering every county und every featuie of state political news Intci est. Tho comparison In this re spect made with the La f Can news bu reau, which supplies our morning con tempoiaiy, was most noticeable. Upon the theory that theie ate enough leaders of intelligence In Northeastern Pennsylvania to appre ciate and support by their patronage this generous policy of news collec tion, The Tribune intends during the coming four years of increslng Repub lican prosperity, with their multiply ing ptoblems and developments of vital news Interest, to largely widen Its lines of enterprise and expend! tut e. The Democracy had almost every thing but votes. Failure of the Trust Cry. (From the Philadelphia Press ) BANKRUPT on every other Issue, tho Democratic party mt out In the last two weeks of the campaign, for political reasons, to lire, tho envy which exists In a part of every community and smol ders at tho base of all society. Unsuc cessful In argument, from Mr. Bryan und Senator Jones down, tho Demo cratic leaders and newspapers together began un attack on the accumulation and acquisition of pioperty as such. This Is what the cry of "trusts" amounts to, and It Is all It amounts to, These various corporations today stand for tha work of organized capl. tnl, Tho Unltrid States bank did half a century ago and the national banks In recent years, Tho big railroad con. solldutlons of 1870 to If 80 held that place'thfn, nnd Democratic assaults as bitter' as those on trusts had their largo share In precipitating the rail joad ylts of 1877. The "land mortgage shark" was holding this place of "blood-sucker" nnd "vamplie" five to fifteen years ago. Now tha Western lands urn duvoloped by this "vampire" capital ail the mortgage puld off, this particular "blood-sucker" Is re tired. "Protected Industries" were one attacked on this basin, not because the Democratic party liked free trade more, but because fits leaders needed some thing wllli which to appeal to Ihe pas. slotts of the poor, the Ignorant nnd the Unsuccessful many of them nil those things because they were also tho Idle and the wasteful, "Trusts" fill this place now. They were drugged up nnd down In Mr. Brynn's i perches and Mr. Jones' claims and tho speeches and newspapers or leaser men, because they offered, just ns nit these other things did before, the text and pretext for nn appeal to whatever share of the great mass Is Ignorant, envious nnd tempted to mat Ice nnd revenge. These "trusts" havo their evils. They call for regulation. Laws arc needed to require publicity In nit their operations and prevent their managers from cheating their customers or tholr stockholders. The Republican party haa passed the only efficient remedy, a constitutional amendment, ngnlnst which every Dem ocrat vot?d. It hns passed the only federal law against trusts. It has broken up a great railroad tiust In the Missouri Traffic association. But It Is not because of tho lacks and shortcomings nf trusts that Dem ocratic candidates, speakers and papers attack thorn. It Is a last at tempt to nnily the poor against tho rich, labor against capital, those who have nothlns acalnst those who havo something, the lawless against tha law-abiding, the envious against the prosperous. In 189J this game succeeded and the country has not forgotten the result. "Protected Industries" and "robber barons" were the cry 'before .the elec tion and souphouses were opened and hunger stalked through the land after It. The success of this wicked and traitorous appeal to the worst passions of men Is no longer possible. The American people has had Its experi ence, and In this country each year sees the number with savings and property Increase. Savings bank de positors ulone have Increased In four years twice as fast as population. The number of land owners and policy holders, members of building associa tions and shareholders grows daily. American- prosperity has brought thrift, savings and property to the mil lion, and this Is so manifest that the base attempt to arouse envy and Jeal ousy by shouting "trusts" utterly failed. A missionary from China recently stated that the people of that unhappy land actually yearn for the partition of their country. This has been de monstrated from the fact that por tions of the territory governed by for eign powers are overrun with Chinese who flock to the locality as soon as they learn that a concession has been granted. This seems but another il lustration like that given In the Phil ippines which favors the suspicion that the average patriotic agitator of today Is the Individual who has an ambition to control the affairs of his country. In China and In the Philip pines the mass of people will gladly welcome any sort of foreign control that will Insure them protection from the harpies who rob and abuse them at will under a system of government vhlcn places no restraint upon the powerful and ofUers no redress for the weak. Traveling men who have been shout ing for Bryan during the past few weekh may now start out with their "grips" and tiansact business. Had Mr. Biyan been elected the programme might have been different. Mr. Croker claims to be a living proof of the theory that a man can occasionally got It in the neck and not feel discouraged. A good many spell-binders by this time are of the opinion that it Is use less to waste arguments on the "sjlent vote." The rear platform of the passenger poach will attrmct no more attention than any othpr platform hereafter. No one appears to have thought of consulting Hon. D. B. Hill for an opin ion on Tuesday night. It Is time that the candidates who expect to bo In the field In 1901 were up and doing, Fot a man of chilly sentiments, Mr. Wharton Barker did not cut much Ice. MONEY IN POLITICS. Killtor cf Tho Tribune Sir; While c ilo not on the uhole take a jusvinlstlc ie of the general trend of things. we ciinot fail to look with alarm on the power of money in out politics, and mpcclally in loctl anil county politic. Human nature is weak ami uiulei the pressure of the loe of drink and pomtj many are ilrhen to sell their ote to the hlghcnt bidder. While in national politics money docs nut nlfoct so many, in local politics Is must be admitted that it U a potent factor In determining the lssuo of thlngd. Any one uho takes the trouble to obscne will soon learn that in every locality there are large num bers who look upon their otc and their inllu cine as commodities to be sold to the highest bidder. At the same time we find that there nro many who are uboo celling themselves for money and hac convictions that determine the iwo they make of their otea and their personal Intluci cc at the polls. Were it not (or the latter class we might well despair o( the republic. We hope the time is not vrrj far off when those uho rtgard their otts as n commodity to be told for a money consideration will be deprived of the right vf voting, No one can say that they are worthy of cltlzeiuhfp, for they are tho sen sual and low nilndeds Esaua who sell their birth right for a mess of pottage, The poor man ihould be more anxious for the purl y of the ballot than the rich, for it is his best defense from Qq evils ol oppression and tjranny, Ufe, according to science, is a strugglo for existence, and when the worUngman sells his tote he sur renders one of the most effective weapons with whli'i he can defend himself in that great con flict. Wo are not of tho&o who assert that pure pontic's is a dieam, but we believe that even an enlightened self-interest will of Itself put a powtiful restraint on political corruption, While ever good rltlicn will deplore somo things he witnessed in connection with Tuesday's election, jet he saw some things which proved that money Is not the sole determining power in politics. We would prefer to ally ourbelves whh the rrophets ot hope than be classed with (he apos tles of despair. We sincerely believe in the evol ution of humanity and Its ascent to the altitudes of nobleness and purity, for, as an ancient seer has saldi "The Lord relgneth, let the earth re Johe." -P. J. Williams. I'ctl.vllle, Nov. 7. Some Comments on the Grand R?stilf The People's Verdict. Summed up In a elnnlc sentence the verdict ol the people In th elections, delivered for the sec ond time on the same piopo'il And body iA evidence, Is! "No man of the Hrjan type can be president ol the United States." It Is mado M clear as neomlay Ihil In the greatest democ racy the woild has ever known no man who as inlls koilnl order and seeks to array class against class can hope to delude the people- Into trusting him with, the direction cf their nfTnlrn. Uhen this Iwie Is raised, the pirty which stands tor stability nnd order and the supremacy ol tho law can be sure of eommindlng a majority, lho llepulillcan tnrty has won with Irrcnlstl'olo force In two national clcrllotii bernuie It occupied this portion, It Is this fact which has made its two ucccsslve victories non-pnrtlMn in the widest and highest sense. It stood for both the welfare nnd the honor of the country, not merely for Its rnmmcrclal shhlllly ami mltcrlal growth, but for Its good name before the world, In two successive national contests the Miprcnic Issue has been the rapacity of the American people for self-government, and they have met the lest in u way that Mill silence alt controrcrsy. Whether Mr. llryan accepts the verdict and retires from further contest matters little so far as tho country is oniemed, Whatever party Ins him for a leader Is doomed to perpetual de feat. Whatever party opposes him can rely upon'a perpetual majority of the people. Until the Democratic parts realties this and rids Itself of Mr. llrjan and his sort, It will rciniln in n hopeless minority and continue to be the most powerful aid to Its opponent's continued su piemacy. There is no mistaking the meaning ot TiicmIij'h returns They 'how that llrjan was a far weaker candidate than he was In IBM). He has lost tho confidence of the cry people who believed most thcroughl In him, and has gained that of nobody else. The turning of his own state and ot Kanos against him means tint even tho Populists have begun to lose faith In his panaceas. There Is no encoungement for him In the reduced tcKtn1ey pluralities in the cst. These simply mean thit many of the Dem ocrats who left their pirty four yearn ago, through tear of Drv all's success, returned to It this year because they had no such fear and wished to get back Into the party fold. It there had been any danger of his election they would have oted for McKInley a second time. If Mr. Brjan does not believe this Is the case, so much the worse for him and for his party. But while the two McKInley victories are pre eminently non-partisan, It cannot be denied tint they havo added enormously to the power and prestige of the Republican party. Thousands of the Democrats who have voted for McKInley in two elections are now apparently enrolled in the Republican ranks. Tills Is tho Inevitable outcome of party irregulantj, especially If vic tory follows. A purli-an finds it tery hard to desert his political associates and vote with his lifelong opponents the first time be does it, but the second time he finds it much easier, and already begins to feel at home in Ids new af filiations. If a Democrat of character and sound principles had been nominated Instead of Brjan this j ear, nearly the entile boil of Demociats who left their party four jeirs ago would have returned. Tl e chances now are that many of them who voted for McKInley a econd time will never return. V majorltj will undoubtedly le turn if the party regeneiites lt-.elf and g"ts rid of iU Hryunlsm, Populism anil frokerism, but not otherwise. Then, too. It Is a site prediction that President AIcKlnle.v's course during his sec ond term v. Ill do a great deal to reconcile dis satisfied Democrats with Iheir Republican nt- fllhtions He was never so strong with hir- mlnded people of all pirtlc3 ns he is todiv, nnd the qualities which he has shown that hive won him this confidence aic certiln to hive fuller play in his second and flint tutu l'inally, if the veidict ot the countrj is one of lade of confidence in Itrv.in, it is with unmis takable emphasis a. Tote of confidence in Piesl dent VoKlnley. There is not a Ign anjwlure tint the diatribes of his anti nnpciLillst f.ltlcs had a perceptible influime in deciding the re sult. The people have taken lie vlcv- which cx Secretary Fairchllel took in his Madison Square Garden speech, when he puni'in-d up the case as presented by the anti iinperi iliits and s Id: "I ay that all this violent ilcclaim:lon n,rlint McKInley is not just, and the notion of turning the country over to the Democratic party be cause Mr. McKInley has tried to carrv out the mandates of congiehc, in which piactlcally all of the Democrats joined, is absurd." That is the conclusion the people have reached, and if the antl-lmpcriallsts prove to be too dense to per ceive or recognize It, no haim will come to any boely except thcmelvc- They are left by the election In the unem i ible position of having tned to betray their country into the binds of Drjan and anarchv, of having tried to bring pep ular government the world over into disrepute by causing Its breakdown In their own land, and of having failed in the attempt. It Miey v.ish to continue in this line of work nobody will care crough about it to raise an objection. The Meaning of Defeat. From the New York Journal. Ilcjond a doubt Mi. Brjan would have been triumphantly elected but for two things. The first was the intrusion of the silver isuo. Free sliver was dead, and .so unpopular that even its corpse was enough to drag any man down to de feat. The seconel was the policy of cutting loose entirely from the Philippines. Tint wis not In accord with the spirit of the American people. The people have evidently made up their mimls to dispose of free hllver once for all. The effort was superlluous, for free silver hid ceased to exist as a possible policy fom jears nJO, but the voters weie determined not to have the re mains ljing around any longer. Mr. Ilijan's place in the hearts ot Che Democratic millions is secure. He remains in elercat, as lie would havo been in vietoly, a commanding figure, a fire, conscientious spirit, admired and loved by the great masses of the Demorracy. nut the at tempted revival of free silver and tho pio posed abandonment of teiritory that was already American toll were fatal mistakes, which have cost us this election. Drond a doubt a great deal of money lias been used In this election, and et we arc not In clined to believe that any state has actually been bought. The result liny be accepted 03 the will of the people on the particular issues that tho people diose to consider entitled to prcce deuce. It lias been unfortunate for Mr. llryan that his immense accessions of -strength have not followed the lines of least resistance, Less thin .10,000 morn otes, properly distributed would have elected him in 1S90. Ho lias probably gained ten times 30,0000 votes but for the most part they have not been in the quarters wheie the adverse majorities weie smallest before. They have come in states like Massachusetts, where there was an adverse majority of 1TJ.2M to over come; In New York, where) there was one of 203,. 409, and In Illinois, where there was one of li', 403, In foot ball phrase, they line bucked the center instead of running around the ends and the center has been too strong to overcome, Mr. IIran could havo been elected by such a majority as no president since Grant has ever had if tho two extraneous Issues of free silver and tho abandonment of the Philippines had not been needlessly dragged Into the campaign. The End of Bryanism. From tho Philadelphia Tress. William J, Br an may continue to rant upon Ms llttlo stige, but he will never again fill tlu public eje or become a national issue. He lias been given two opportunities to show what his magnetism, his facility of speech and his politi cal adroitness could accomplish, and lie has twice brought his party overwhelming defeat, Thai defeat carried with it fours jears ago the fret silver heresy, though Bryan Insisted on car rying with htm into this campaign Its dead and futrescent body. He could not levlvify It, and, though he reased to talk about it, Its evil odor never left him, and helped to make Ids defeat more emphatic. He would have been de feated iviyhow, even if the corpse of free silver bad not dangled at his neck. No party which Ins arrajed itself against its country and con demned a successful war has failed to go into involuntary retirement fiom taking such an unpa triotic position. Whether the Constitution fol lows tho (lag or not, tho people never fail t'j follow the Hag and uphold it by their votes. They believe that President McKInley means to do justly by the Philippines and by Porto Itlco, and they are entirely willing to leave the matter in his hands, A Victory of Patriotism, From the Philadelphia Ledger. No one who haa abiding faith In the Intelli gence, integrity and patriotism of the American people could havo entertained a single doubt with regard to the result of the campaign. All the strongest and best sentiments and umvle- lions of American citizenship were appealed to In Thcaday'a Issues, and the people responded to llicm as a thoughtful, conscientious, patriotic people could be confidently relied upon to do. It would be the gravest of mistakes, a serious Injustice, for the llepulillcan leaders to claim or" assume that in Ihe ranks arrayed against lit) an anil Uranism there were Itepubllcam only, de ride them, fighting sl.oulitar to shoulder with them, were great hosln of public spirited Demo trats, who felt that they rerved their party best by serving their country best, which they did by dealing n death clout to lint spurious and false pretense nf Democracy called Hryanlim. To theso lojnl Democrats, not less than to the loyal Republicans, was the victory due, and to them should be given all honor and pralso for tho aid they lent the cause nf good government and honest money. It was of the first concern that llrjnn and Itryanlsm should pass from our national politics, where they had been In evi dence only as a disturbance and a danger. They were still both these things, even after defeat In lRDflj now they are neither. Twice over thrown upon the Issue ot his own choosing, llrjan and Ilrjanlsm can never again become perilous or disturbing factor in our national poll tics. And In that fact lies the great signifi cance and value of Tuesday's victory. It Is .1 victory of patriotism over demagoglsmt of finan cial Integrity and honor over financial dishonesty and dishonor; of a great political principle over a rank political heresy a signal triumph of tight over wrong. Courted Deserved Defeat. From the Philadelphia Itecord, Dem. It is a far cry from Jefferson to McKInley, but we arc well persuaded that the majority of the people of the United Stajes arc right in 1000 ah they were In 1S04. The party of Jeffer son courted deserved defeat when It abandoned Its traditional policies in IS'X) and, under the magnetic but mistaken leadership of William Jennings Brjan, flung Itself into the arms of Populism. Its defeat w is n Waterloo. There (an be no recovery excrpt through A recurrence to the Democracy of Jefferson, Madison, Jackson and Cleveland. A Time to Drop It. From the Philadelphia Inquirer. The nation has been delivered from a great danger by the good sense of tho people. Now let rs have done with Brjanlsm for all time. Outline Studies of Human Nature The Penalty of Greatness. A PROPOS of the lack of attention to the prcsl dent's message, heie is a story told by Hon. John D. Long, the fc-crctary of the navy. One of the Important questions of his department is the present price of armor for wan ships, relates a writer in Ainslcc's Magazine. "Under an act authorized by congress March 3, ISO1, he is prohibited from paying more than $300 a ton, and at that extremely low figure he has found it impossible to secure bids from the manufac turers. To combat this net of congress, anil to secure its repeal, the secretary went to consid erable length In the matter of expert ad.ice anil testimony. Proof positive that armor could not be made for $300 a ton was incorporated in his report, and he also showed that tlie new ships authorised would be materially delayed, to the great detriment of tho service, as they could not be launched or put In commission without armor. "Several days after the president's message had been given to the press Secretary Long chanced to overhear a conversation on one of the Pennsvlvanla avenue cars. Two men were stand ing on the platform a fow feet from where the secretary sat. Said one:' "Have ou read McKlnley's message, Henrj 1" " 'Only a word or two," waa the indifferent re ply. 'Did joii?' " 'Yes. Sa, what kind of a chap is that secretary of the navy, anvwaj?' " 'What's the matter with him?" " 'He's way off. It comes of putting some liwjer who don't know a scow from a Black Maria in such an office. What do sou think? He's raiding Cain about our annored ships says we don't need any armor. .Humph!' " 'And that," said the secretary In relating tho story, 'was the result on a cllircn of aver age intelligence of the department's efforts to awaken interest in the armor question, v hieh Is of th most vital Importance.' " Adlai's Little Joke. MCTEVKNSON," continued Mr. Morton, "Is a charming companion, a good story tellei and enjo.vs a joke on himself as well as on any body. Toward the close of the Cleveland admin istration we were all at a cabinet dinner at the house of Postmaster peneral W iison and the con versation fell upon who cared so little about politics that they did rot know who held this or that office or what their duties might be. Stevenson looked over to President Cleveland and said: 'I was out speaking in the recent cam pilgn who for is not necessity to state in tills presence and in Wcbt Virginia I made a tour with Governor MrCorkle. Arriving at a place where we were to speak we were shown upon a platform, the band ceased to play and the chairman of the meeting, who was represented to be a straightforward, honest, well-to do, intel ligent Demount, got up, drew an envelope from his pocket, adjusted his spectacles and said: " ' "Fellow -cUb-cn, I have the honor to intro duce to yo uthe vice president of the United States (and lie studied some writing on the en velope), the Hon. Mr. Stevens, who will now ad dicts you." ' "6tcvcnson said that McCorkle was so amused that he neirly fell out of his chair, but when his turn camo he was introduced as 'our own Governor McCormlck.' " Honored His Uniform. T HE Capitol police wear natty uniforms of blue cloth adorned with brass buttons, and, taken all together, arc an attractive body of men, Ms the Washington correspondent of tho New York Tribune. One of these public servants, a rather voung and good looking man, was greatly em barrassed ct bother day by a handsome joung creature from Virginia, who tripping gajly up to him, pinned a hamUomo rose to the lapel' of his coat. "Take that with my gratitude," she said, theatrical!, "my country's defender." "Country's defender, Miss" echoed the aston ished man. "Yes," replied the enthusiastic Oiing woman, "ou have got a new uniform on, hut for ail that joii look brave and I know you were in the thick of the fight at Santiago." It was useless to attempt an explanation with so determined a. hero woishipper, and the mem her ot the Capitol police force brat a hasty re treat, still wearing his rose. Not Onto His Occupation. O OMK cors ago a reporter for a New York financial newspaper was sent to interview Colonel Thomas J, Loveery, a prominent rail road promoter and operator of the Ncithwcst, on a tumor that he was about to make an a slgnment, relates tho New Yoik Commercial, He secured an audience with the lailvvay develop,-!, who was in confuei.ee at his hotel with num erous financiers and officials. "Theie is a rumor in Wall street, Colonel Lovvery," began the reporter, "that ou arc financially embarrassed." "Is that so?" interrupted the colonel. "What Is the name of jo-ir paper, and how lung have you been working on It?" "I have been on The Coupon seven jears." "Well, my dear boy, go hack to tho office and tell tho editor tint you're not onto our Job, Why, I have been financially embarrassed mora ear sthnn ou have been on that paper" and with that tha rcporlcr'wai Jed gently from the room. What Tim Told Them. B OMK weeks ago n bridal couple esme in from J Sacramento and put up at the Palace, a the San Francisco Wave, The bridegroom was very sensitive, and so ho told his valet not to tell -any of the servants at the hotel that he was newly married, ?ot withstanding ill precau tions, tho young couple seemed to be thu ctntec of attraction. In the dining room they weie ogled by the ladles and In tho corridors bj the men. Finally they could stand it no lonjjer. Calling Ids valet, the bridegroom said severely: 'Tim, I thought I told ou not to tell anjbody that wt were newly mauled?" ''hhure, sarr," was the reply, "an' I tould thlin all ou wuzzent married." Scared by a Bed Flag. C HKItirF THOSfAS J. DUNN and Senator Tim- othy I). Sullivan happened to be spending a few daa of leisure at Lakcvvood in the golf season, sJi the New York Word, One aftti- noon white walk In across a field they spied a group of men and boys around a small red flag. When Dunn and Sullivan wero within fifty feel of the flag one of tho boya cllcdi "Blast, blast, look out for lho blast I" Tha men and ho scampered away, Dunn and Sullivan took Id their heels and did not stop running they reached the other side ot ,t atone wall. I The two New York politicians are well-known practical jokers, but they were angry when they discovered they had been made tho victims of a Joke. The red flag was a goll flag. HANNA. From the New York Sun, The man who has endured tho hardest knocks In this campaign is Juttly entitled to Ihe warm est congratulations. We refer, of course, to the Hon, Marcus Alonro ltiinni, of Ohio. He has added to a fame that was previously unique, Ho has proved by his tnanigcmcnt nf a second presi dential canvass that It was strict science, not luck, that distinguished Ids successful proceed ings on the former occasion. At lho same time, by Judicious and satisfactory personal con tact with his fellow citizens on the stump he haa given them a new Idea of his nctuil self. Tho truth about Hanna not merely the cam paign truth, but the truth between campaigns and at all times has hem stated by nobody moie accurately than by tint obseiver of chanirter who originally discovered what was thp matter with Kansas. Writing for this month's SfcCIuro's Magazine, Mr. William Allen While remarks! "Hanna Is n representative American. He Is the American average. 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