SsM" fvJ ,. THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE- MOtoAY, OCTOBER 22, 1900. ' . I WEST SONG SERVICE AND SERMON IN JACKSON STREET BAPTIST CHURCH LAST EVENING:. Dr. do Gruchy Spoke of the Mission nnd Magnitude of the Baptist Church in America God Needs Effectlvo Men nnd Women in tlio Church Ordination of Rev. E. A. Boyl as Pastor of Plymouth Con gregational Church NoteB nnd Personals. The auditorium of the Jackson Street Baptist church was crowded last evening with an audience that taxed the large Beating capacity of the church. The services wcro the llrst of a series of popular meetings, which will be conducted by the pastor dur ing the winter months, and proved to bo highly Interesting In every c spect. The choir, under the direction of Prof. Lewis Davis, sang anthems and materially assisted In the service. The half hour song service was one. of tho most attractive featuios of the even ing:, tho rendition of "Sweet Kest at Home," to the tune of "Suwanea Itlver," being particularly helpful. Dr. do Gruchy took occasion to re marks of the mission of his chuich, in view of tho reopening, after its renovation, nnd said: "Our mission becomes distinctive because we represent the Baptist de nomination and therefore represent distinctive principles. We are sons and daughters of Bible-loving scions, men who loved the truth, we aie de scendants of the nobility of the past." In bringing before his congregation the magnitude of tho Baptist denomi nation, he said the church has 3,820,000 members In the United States, and there are no babies either. There is 4F 000 churches and 30,000 ordained ministers, seven theological seminai les, twenty-seven educational institu tions for women, fifty-seven ncade mies, thirty-six universities and col leges and 130 newspapers "Our mission," he said, "Is thnt we stand so that every man on oaith can worshslp God accouling to the dictates of his own conscience. Our hope in the futuie lies In influencing loyalty to the tiuth. Our mission is the mirsion of Jesus Chi 1st to men and women of the West Side." In closing, hp added: "Be loyal to the word of God, be loyal to the principles of the past, for tho lUory of the principle and tiuth Gods needs effective men and women, and may a Good Enough Cough remedy. Dufour's French Tar is what you need. The Woman in Black Is Always a Woman of Fashion For black is uever out of style and never will be as long as good taste and present ideas as to what is cor rect in woman's dress remain with us. But the Phrase, "Black Dress Goods," Has a wonderfully broad significance these days. It covers the whole realm of textile fashion, and does it more thoroughly than can ever be attempted in a col ored or fancy stock. Let Us Prove This Fact to You Any day this week, during our special display of all that Is newest and best for the adornment of women iu the weaver's art in our Black Dress Goods Department Some of the Most Attractive Weaves Shown Full lines in cut and uncut Pierolas, without doubt the most beautiful and fashionable weave of the eeutury. Zebalines, Pebble and Plain Cheviots, Uncut or Fin ished Worsteds, Corkscrews, Broadcloths, Prunellas, French, English and Domestic Setges, Camel's Hairs, Venetians, Kerseys, Melrose, Westra or Luxor Suit ings, Poplins, Canadensis Cloths, High Lustre Bril liantines, Henriettas, Etc. But the Good News Does Not End Here We will make it well worth your while to visit the "','., Black Dress Goods Department this week. Here are -' ' four great specials without a parallel, and they're right in line with fashion's every day ideas: 45-Inch Pure Wool Fine. Serges, 42c A beautifully finished medium weight cloth for skirts or entire suits, and worth a long shot more than the baigain figure. 50-Inch All Wool QCn Heavy Weight Cheviots 0 Jb A better cloth for rough weath er suits or sklits Is not made, and at tho price named this is really a bargain surprise. These Bargains Tuesday Globe Warehouse SCRANTON God bless the efforts of the church for the salvation of men and women." Mr. Dunn, father of Mrs. L. M. Gates, who ,1s In his elsMy-lhltd year, was In tho audience, and upon being called to the pulpit, spoko a few words along the lino of Dr. do Cru elty's sermon. Ordination of Bev. E. A. Boyl. The ordination of Bev. E. A. Boyl, as pastor of tho Plymouth Congregational church, will take placo on Wednesday, October 31. The services will bt hold In tho afternoon nnd evening, the ex amination being conducted at tho for mer and tho ordination and installation at tho latter service. Special music will bo tendered by the choir of tho church, nnd pastors, laymen and representa tives of other churches will take part In tho exercises. Tho pastors expected nio Bev. 13. J. Morris, of Wilkes-Banc: Bev. Ivor Uvans, of Nanticoko; Bev. B. J. Boose, of North Scranton; Bev. Jenkins, of Bendhnm: Bev. Stncey, of Lansford: Bev. Mathews, of Plymouth: Bev. Kl llott, of Caibondalo; Bev, A. W. Dow-ding, of Edwardsdale, and Bev. Luke, of Cnrbondalo. Bev. Boyl accepted a call to tho Ply mouth Uniich on July 1, 1S!)0, and came here from Claio, Mich, lie has com pleted a three years' theological coutse in Oberlln college and is a graduate of a western school of uratoty. During his short lesidenco in West Scranton he has endeaied himself to his congrega tion, and his ordination is looked for ward to with a great deal of pleasure. NOTES AND PERSONALS. Miss Jane Lewis, of Brooklyn, N. Y who has been spending the past two weeks with her relatives on West Locust street, will ictuin home tnilnv. Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Williams, of Bock street, will return today from a biief sojourn with relatives at Mid dle Granville, N. Y. Mr. and Mrs. L. W. Cramer and son, of Lincoln avenue, aie the guests of relatives In Buffalo, N. Y. Mr. and Mrs. Elwln Cobb, of North Sumner avenue, left on Satmday for Wntcrbury. Conn,, where they will permanently leslde. Archie Saxe, of North Main avo nue, Is on a hunting trip to Shick shinny. Mrs. John Price has returned to her home in Boone, Iowa, after an ex tended visit with telatlves heie. Dr. D. J. Jenkins, of Jackson street, will lesume his piactice today, after an Illness of seveial weeks. Mr. and Mis. Daniel Slote, of Swet land Ptiect, are visiting friends In Moscow . Mis. E. A. Lott, of South Hyde Paik aenue. is entertaining her sis ter, Mis. M. H. nite, of Solebuiy, Pa. F. A. Ciamer, of Swotland sticet, has i etui nod from a visit to Philadel phia. Miss Jennie Howell, of Scianton stieet, is entei taining Miss Sue Ste vens, of Towanda. Miss May Edwards, of South Main avenue, is spending a few dnjs, with friends In New York. M'&. Bichaid Phillips, of Tilmore 56-lnch Pure Wool Heavy Homespuns, 55C This lotswill at once command your attention, The intrinsic value is so apparent as to appeal to sensible women at a glance, 65-inch Pure Mohair Brilliantines. 50c Here is a dressy labile or un questionable merit and at mod erate cost which will prove sat isfactory under any and all con ditions, and Balance of Week. avenue, Is entertaining her sister, Miss Anna Hawkins, of Dalton. Mrs. M. B. Ashley .and Mrs. David Jenkins, of Scranton street, have to turned from Wyoming. N. J. Mrs. G. B. Howard, of South Main avenue, has as her guests Mrs. Lean dor Low and children, Of Auburn, Susquehanna county. A clnm chowder social will be held tomortow evening at t'w homo of Mnt. J. S.,Loomls, 122 Lincoln avenue, un der the auspices of Women's Belief corps, No. 50, Auxiliary to Lieutenant 11. S. Orlinn post, No. ISO, Grand Ar my of the Republic, commencing at C33 o'clock. The Go.spel service at the Younj Women's Christian association rootn.i yesterday afternoon was conducted by Mm. B. M. Roderick. There was a lnige attendance of women at the meeting. Tho Woit Side Athlellc club have elected the following ofllceis for tho ensuing year PrMldent, John Con noil j vies ptesldcnt, P. Snyder: sec tctary, T. Jnmes; treasurer, M. Batch foul. They will hold their annual ball at Music Hall November 5. Tho object and cause of the Women's Chtlstlan Temperance union was clear ly nnd piactlcally defined by Mis. S. S. rcssenden, of Boston, In an addtess nt tho Plymouth Congregational chuich yesterday morning. A lnigc audience was piescnt to listen to the addtess. Tho Columbia Chemical company hold n. special meeting ybstoiday after noon nnd completed arrangements for participating In tho annual patado next Wednesday. Fifty men will be In line, headed by tho Sons of Veterans' Duim corns. Lieutenant Thomas L. Williams Is enjoying a few days' vacation. A special meeting of the Scianton Hook nnd Ladder company has been called for this evening bv Piesiilent Dm r. Tho Allogether Social club will con duct a dance in St. David's hull, Wed nesday evening. Pntiolman Thomas M. Wntklns, of North Scranton, and Mis. Jane Evans, of Eynon street, were united in mar llage on Saturday evening. John Blchards, of AVllkcs-Bau e, is visiting relatives on South Main ave nue. How aid Davles, bookkeeper at tho Hillside Home, spent Sunday at his home on South Main avenue. DUNM0RE DOINGS. Funeral of the Late Robeit Lee Held Yesterday Afternoon Unclaimed Letters Other News Notes. The lat &ad services over the le miliib of the late Robeit Lee took place cstctday afternoon at 3 o'clock fiom the family home at the corner of Blakely and Bloom stieets. Long befoie the hour appointed for the ser vices the sot lowing fiiends and tela tlves began to nrrlvo to take ihelr last look at the departed, and at the open ing of the sci vices by Rev. A J. Van Cleft, of the Methodist Episcopal chuich, the house was ciowded. Rev. Van Cleft was assisted by Rev. W. F. Gibbons, of tho Piesbvtcilan church, lfoth making sdioit talks appio prlato to the occasion. At the conclu sion of the .soi vices the cortege moved to the Dunmnrc cemeteiy, wheie, at the family plot, bhoit sei vices were held and Mlsbcs Yot and Ludwig sang a selection. The pall-bcmort, weie Messi&. Frank Sandei.s, Frank Montgomery. E. U. Wert, Dr. C. J Chambeilain, Phlllii Fiitz and Harper. Mr. and Mrs. Haivey Enteitain. Mr. and Mrs. William Harvey en tertained a number of their friends and acquaintances on Friday evening at thsii homo on Giove stieet in honor of Mrs. John Holdane and Mn J. B. Annion, two visiting guests of Mr. and Mrs.. Haivey, fiom Montuna. He ll esliinejits were served at a l.ito hour attet the p.utlrip.ition in the usual social pleasutesj. Those present weie: Mr. and Mis. Samuel McC'tacken, Mr. and Mis. Wil liam Hill, Mr. and Mrs James Skeoch, Mr. and Mrs Alexander Jeffrey, Mr. and Mis. John Jeffrey, Mr. and Mrs. Lindsay McMillan, Mr. and Mis. John Mil!i.iii, Mi. and Mis. Thomas Jeffiey, Mi. and Mis. James Thompson, Mr. and Mrs. John McMillan, Mesdames Luke. Wincgar, Mclntyrc, James (,'iauston, Alexander Glbfo, Robert Gemmell, Misses Maty McCiacken, Anna Luke, Agnes Harvey, Elizabeth MtCiuuken, Jean Thompson, Kate Jef fiey, Margaret McCracken, Elizabeth Jeffrey, Messrs. Thomas Wilson, Bar ton, Robeit Rankin and James Thomp son. Unclaimed Letteis. The list of letters remaining un claimed in tho Duiimore postotllcc for tile poiiod ending Oct. 20, 1900, aie as tollows. Persons calling for these let tets will please say advertised. 51. Is. Bishop, pustnmstor: D. Burke, Nellie Heyhm, 17dS Montoc avenue: John Decker, Gypsy tliove; J. I. Fisher, M. H. Oairlthon, David Hazleton, Catherine How ley, 71)9 Mon roe avenue; William Hognn, Celia Murray, 266 Elm stieet; Mis. William Martin, ltiOl Madl&on avenue; Oeoigc McUee, Sarah Melntvre, Katheiine O'Malluy, Ulukely sttoot; lamina Bet helser, Swurta & Blown, G. W. Swuitz, Jennie Walker, 109 Qulncy avenue. Foielgn: Pitios Kogyalc, Donato Zaceagnlno (2), , 703 Cluy avenue. Told in Brief. Rev. Father Cut i an, of Wllkcs Baire, delivered a lectmo In St. .Mary's chuich last evening nt 7,30 o'clock to a luige number of mcmbeis of the congregation. The subject of the lec tute was "Jerusalem." A neat sum of money was icalUed for tho benefit of the St. Vincent de Paul society. Tiensurer August Wahler paid the botough school teachers and janitors and all school orders Saturday after noon nt tho borough building, Miss Myia Hill, of Jormyn, was a guest yesterday of Miss Clara Nle meyor, of Madison uvenue. What Shall We Have for Dessert? This question arises in tho family every day, Let us answer H to-day, Try JgII-O a delicious anil healthful dessert, Pre pared in two minutes. No boiling! no baking! add boiling water and set to cool. Flavors: Lemon, Orange, Rasp berry and Strawberry, Get a package ftt your grocers to-day, 10 ctt. SOUTHSCRANTON MARRIAGE OF ADAM PKUCHTEL AND MIBS VEITH. Ceremony Took Place on Saturday Afternoon nt the Homo of the Bride's Parents in Maplewood. Mrs. Nora Kane and Her Two Daughters Hnd a Very Narrow Es cape from Asphyxiation Enter tainment and Ball of Camp 430 Drum Corps Tonight Other News. Miss Matilda Veith, of Maolewood, and Adam Fruchtcl, a well-known young man of South Scranton. wcro married on Saturday afternoon at 3 o'clock at the homo of the bride's par ents by Rev. W. A. Nordt, of the Hick ory Street Presbyterian church. Tho bride, who presented a charming ap pearance, wore a. white batiste cos tume, nnd was attended by Miss Mar garet Fruchtcl, a sister of the groom, and Miss Lucy Veith. The, groom was attended by Louis Veith and Alfred Outheinz. 'immedi ately after the ceremony, congratula tions vvete showered upon tho couple, and a wedding repast served. Mr. nnd Mrs. Fruchtcl left late Sat urday evening for Brooklyn, whero they will spend a short honeymoon. Upon their return they will begin housekeeping on Cedar avenue. Mr. and Mrs. Fiuchtel tecelved as tokens of esteem munv handsome presents. Those witnessing the ceremony vveio Mr. and Mrs. John A. Fruchtcl, Mrs. A. A. Weed, of Brooklyn, N. Y.: Mrs. Frichtel, Mr. and Mis. Foley, Mr. and Mis. Mack, Mr. and Mrs. I. M. Made, Mr. and Mis. William Klesener, Rev. W. A. Nordt, Mr. and Mrs. John Solicitor, ji., Peter Zang, Jr., John Fruchtel.Aiidrow J. Best, John Schunk, Emma Graebncr, Lena Rosar, Kate Lew tit, Minnie Faust, Allen Foley, Alfred Gutheinz, Louisa S. Veith, Mai gaert Fruchtcl, Lewis Veith, William Veith, Joseph Veith, John A. Veith and Michael Fruchtcl. A Very Narrow Escape. Mr?. Nora Kane, of Elm street, and her two daughters had an exceedingly narrow escape on Fiiday night last from asphyxiation from coal gas es caping from the kitchen stove. Being nearly stilled with the gas, which was slowly filling the house, one of tho women awakened hei !ster and called for her mother. She received no leply and found, upon investigation, that the eldeily lady had been ovprcome by the poison ous fumes. The gill opened the win dow and called foi help, and also moused the neighbors The inrush of air drove out the gas. Dr. J. J. Walsh was hastily summoned, and after haul w ork succeeded in restoring Mrs. Kane to consciousness. Entertainment and Ball. ramp 430, Patilotic Older Sons of America, Bugle, Fife and Dium corps, assisted by the Jungcr Maennerchor, will hold an entertainment and recep tion this evening in Athletic hall, Alder street. The entertainment preceding the ball has been caiofully urranged, and a large crowd should attend the affair. The piogramnic is as follows: Over tuie (selected), Ringgold band, selec tion, Junger Maenneichor; lecltation, Miss Nettie Wit th j solo (selected), Miss Emma Schcuch; tenor solo, Alfted Outheinz; monologue, Fied Jones; bass solo, John Kemphet ; selection, Oipheus quaitctte; selection, Ringgold band. Brief News Notes. A benefit entei tainment and .social will be given tonight in St. John's hall for Patrick Collins, who met vlth an accident at the South mill last Sep tember, and who has since been unable to vvoik. The membets of St. John's society aie in chaige or the benefit, nnd aro turning cveiy htone to make the nffalr a financial huccess, and what thev undeitako to do, is done. Miss Kate Nehr led a wnll attended 3.45 o'clock gospel service in the Young Women's Christian association vestci day afternoon. Special music was ten dered. Octobei 20 is the date .set foi the Star Social club's complimentary dance In Athletic hall, Aider stieet. Picpaia tions aro being made by this society for a splendid time, and a luige gath ciing may be expected. The anniversary of the independence of Switzerland will be fittingly celo biated on November 1 by the Swiss Benevolent association with an entei tainment and tall. The Junger Maenneichor held a well attended rehearsal yestetday afternoon in Get mania hull. Mitt, Nellie Breeu, of Jeriuyn, Is tho guest of ft lends on Crown uvenue. St. John's Total Abstinence and Be nevolent .society and Division 2-', An cient Older of Hibernians, held a well attended meeting iu St. John's hall, Satuiday night. The Knights of St. Cleoigo will con duct a bamiuut and ball, Wednesday evening, In St. Mary's hall. Mrs. S. A. Haitninn, of Plttston ave nue, was tendcied a surprise party on Thursday, In honor of her fifty-seventh bltthday, by a number of her filnnds. A voiy delightful time was spent and she was piesented with many beautiful pit bents. Those piesent weie Mi, nnd Sits. Benedict Br.uulle, Mis. Mases Ace, Mrs. JI, J, Webster, Mis. Strunk, Mis. SlC'Ighter, Mis. Dowrlck, Mis. Jacob Ace, Mrs. Leah Ciamer, Mr. and Mis. Henry C. Schouer, Mi. and Mis. J. W. Hnrtmun, Ml. Kachaila Tran sue, Mr. Oeorge L, Haitmati, Mr. 13. P. Hartman, Miss Caule Stelmlo and Masteis Archie- Ace, Leland Webster and Alfred C. Hartman. Refreshments weie setved. OBITUARY. Sarah I., wife of Gcorso V, Williams, ami daughter of Sir. ami Mil. 11. M. Wm1, died tud. dcnly e6lrrday afternoon at her homo on Fourth street, Ulakely, in the twcnti-fiflh )ur of her ate, Uer haue, ono day old, mrvlies. Her death In a gnat UiocU to thu communit, Ikfldci her panntt, iho levies three brother and thus bhtirs to mourn thch lost, 'they arei .Mr a. John Priest, Jennie, Mmlha, Arthur, I'redeiUU and Alfred Wuid. Tho funeral will hu held in tho Ulakely Baptist churih tomorrow afternoon at .30 p. in. Itev, Dr. bpemer will otlkiate. STEAMSHIP ABRIVALS. By Ecluilie Wiro from The Associated Press. New Yorl, Oct. 21. Arrhcdl La Brctagnir, llavrui bUtcudim, llotterdam and BouIokiioj Cjmrlc, Liverpool, qucenstown Sailed! Cam. laiula. from l.Hcipool for New York. Movllle Arrived; City of Rome, New York for Orecnotk (and proceeded). Antwerp Arrived: South' wark, New York. Pimsencss l'assed: Grosser Kurfurst, New Yirk, via Cherhoure for Hremsn. Southampton Arrived: 'Iravt, New York foi Drtmen (and proceeded). 1 ffi The Right Tiling Has Been Fouad A Scranton Cit izen Shows the Way, Once more wo arc indebted to a Scranton citizen for a public statiy mett that throws moro light on a sub ject of over-lncrcnslng interest. Peo ple have been deceived by falso mls lopresentatlons from time Immemorial. No wonder they aro skeptical of all claims endomed by strangers, residing In far-distant patts of the Union. It 13 no longer necessary to accept such endorsements, for local citizens aro giving their testimony, and 'tis an easy matter for any read?r to Investigate the correspondence. Mrs. MaiKoret Moses, of 1C0J Wash burn stieet, Hyde Park says: i'For a number of years off and on I had at tacks of dull pain and weakness In tho small of my back, stooping or the least exertion Increased It, and at times I was unable to work and had to have the sei vices of a doctor. There was a kidney weakness which was annoving and dlsttesslng, particularly at night. I saw Doan's Kidney Pills advertised, and they weto recommend ed to mo by a Mrs. Jenkins, of 113 South Fllmoie avenue. I procured a box nnd took them, with so much bene fit that I got more. I can honestly recommend Doan's Kidney Pills to any person suffering from kidney trouble." For sale by nil dealers. Price, CO mntM. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for tho United States. Remember the name, Doan's, and take no substitute. THE ANTI'S ISSUE ANOTHER ADDRESS They Ask All Independent Voters in the United States to Support -William J. Bryan. By Ktcliuhe Whe from The Asoclatcd lre. Chicago, Oct. 21. The American Anti-Impeiiaii&t League issued an ad- diess tonight to "all indepnedent vot eis In the United Stitcs," asking them to support William J. Brian for president. .Among th.e nonfes at tached to the document Aie those f Geoigc S. Boutwell, Boston; D. H. Chamberlain, Massachusetts, loimer governor of South Carolina; Joseph S. Fowler, AVashington, X. c, ex-Untted States senatoi ; Edwin L. Godkln, New York; William Llod Garrison, Boston; Judron Harmon, Cincinnati, ex-attotney genetal; Blfchop F. D. Huntington, Syracuse, N. Y.j Thomas Wcnwoith Hlgglnson, Boston; ex Congressman Henry TJ. Johnson, of Indiana; William R. Lord, Portland, Oie.; Charles Eliot Norton, Harvaid unlveisily; Franklin Pierce, New Yoik, Aithur Lathom Perry, Williams college; Edvvaid M. Shephaid, New Yoik; Mooietleld Storey, Boston; Ed win F. Uhl,,Giand Rapids, Mich.; John J. Valflne, pi efficient Wells-Fargo Ex piebs company; United States Senator Geoige L. Wellington, Maiyland, and e-Cong! essnian John Dcwltt Wat net. New Yoik. Tho addiess sas: "We regard with profound appton hension the com so of the present ad ministration in Potto Rico and the Philippines Our piior acquisitions were of adjacent teirltoiy foi the ex tension of the area of constitutional government and ci cation of new states of tho union. We made their few inhabitants citizens; our people settled there; wo there established the instiutions, of freedom. For the Hist time in our histoiy it is now pio posed that tho piesldent and congtess &hall mli ovet vast teirltorles and millions of men outside of our con stitutional sjstem. Ofllclalh .swotn to suppoit the constitution and deriving all theii powets theicfiom have ac quired colonies and assumed arbl tiary authotity to govern their in habitants without consent, and to tax them without lepresentatlon. This policy ofTeis to the people of Porto Rico and the Philippines no hope of independence, no prospect of American citizenship, no lepie.sentntion in tho congiess which taxes them. This Is the government of men by aibltraiy powei; this is impel iallsui. "We believe that it is the flrbt duty of the Ameilcan people to stamp with their dlsappioval doctilnes so hostile to liberty lind dangerous to constitutional government. If they aie to remain fice, and if their government is to continue lopiescntntivp, their servants must not have or exercise any but constitutional powois. Between the claim ot freedom that all men aio entitled to equal political lights and the dogma of ty lanny that might makes right, thcio Is no middle gtound. "We have not pi lor to this jcatsup poited tlu candidacy of (Mr. Bryan, We don't now concur In ceitaln of his views on minor Issues. Yet his posi tion on the supienio Issue of tho nies ent campaign is so sound, and his ad vocacy of It has been so able and cour ageous, that wc now favor his clectton as the most effectlvo way of showing dlsappioval of Mr. McKlnlej's course. Without claiming any special political Influence, wo unlto for what our ex ample may bo wot th to our fellow-citizens, In this state of proposed action In the presenoo of "a greater danger than wo have encountered since tho pilgrims landed at Plymouth tho dan ger that wo aie to bo transformed fiom a lepubllc, guided by tho coun sels of Washington, Into a vulgar, com monplace empire, founded on physical foice." Wo Invite the co-opetatlon of all In dependent voters to avctt this great und Impending danger. WAS OUT FOR REVENGE. Fond Husband's Plan to (Jet Even with His Wife. From Til-Bits. "Hulluo, old man, what lime you In all tlioso bundles?" naked a gny, ulty yomiff bachelor of a curewom, solemn looklnt; married younu man us they met In a suuuilmn railway train. "Piesents for my wife," wiib tho ben tentlous reply, "It's her bit tluliiy." "Well, what aio jou brliieins your wlfo In that package from your tailor's?" gaily puisued the bachelor, .'"Trousois," was the answer. "What?" "Yes, I repeat trouseis. Just you listen. I had n blithday last Novem ber, My wlfo got mo thieo or four beautiful lace handkerchiefs, such as women cairy nt afternoon teas and such places, and a black velvet hat wjth high feathers, one of the three story kind that obstruct your view of the stage In the theatre. They lookod mighty well on her, and she naked me If I wasn't having a nice birthday. "Well, I didn't thlnd that very much, but when Christmas came around I got another deal of the same Bort. I gave my wife a pretty gold ring. Sho gave me a turquoise ring, too small to go over any of my knuckles, and Bite wears It now next tho ono I gave her. But that wasn't tho worst of It. She cot her sister to give me somo after dinner coffee cups, and my sister to make me a lot of lace dollies. That was all I got for Christmas. "Tomorrow Is my wife's birthday. In this package I am bringing her a pair of troUBcrs, which I had made to my measure and which I shall wear. In this parcel Is a pair of tho very best patent shoes, slzo 8', atgood deal too big for my wife; In this package Is a box of cigars, and In my pockets I have a new meerschaum pipe and a packet of tobacco. Now, I don't see how she con fall to have a happy bltthday, do you? I hope she'll enjoy it, for I want to get even for all the pretty things she has given mo." "That's tho style, old man. Don't lot 'em walk on you," said the bachelor. REVOLT OP CRIMINAL INSANE PATIENTS Six or Eight Keepors Overp'owered and Twenty Inmates of Mntte- wan Escape. By Kiclusiv Wire from The Associated Pre" Poughkecpsle, N. Y., Oct. 21. There was a revolt at tho Mattcwan State hospital for the criminal Insane at 6.20 o'clock tonight, when six or eight keep ers were assaulted and overpowered by about twenty insane patients. Some of the patients escaped and seven are still at laigc. One or two of the keepers are badly bruised as a result of the assault. After tho patients had been given their usual Sunday night supper they weie taken back to their apartments in company with the keepers. Among tho number w ere fifteen or twenty who slept in one of the large corridors, this being necessary on account of the cramped condition at the institution. In this hall with the patients were six or eight keepers, who sat on their chairs watching the Inmates as thuy walked up and down tho hall in a test- less manner. There were no suspicious movements on the part of the patients to Indicate that they had been plan ning a tevolt of any kind. They looked as they always did, first at ono keeper and then at another, but the keepeis did not think that there was anv trouble in tho minds of their twenty prisoners. Suddenly, and vv Ithout warn ing, each keeper was attacked simul taneously by two or three patients and heavy blows fell on the heads of the burpilsed attendants. There did not seem to be any leader of the tevolt, ami while the patients weie assaulting tho keepers they would gaze at each other occasionally, as If waiting for tho woid to make the break for llbeity. The keys held by the keepers were soon taken from them and a rush was then made for the door leading from the hall into the dining room. As the patients rushed thiough the dining room each of them picked from the table a heavy plate or cup or bowl to use as a weapon in case they were overtaken by the keepers. The lights were still burning In all the depart ments and the insane mob had clear sailing. Fiom the dining room they went through to an adjoining room, the doors of which weie unlocked, and then into the long hall leading to the real entrance. The patient in ad vance of the others was nervously fin gering over the bunch of keys as he ian, looking for the key to the rear door. The keys weie well known to them and the iear door was unlocked without much loss of time. With a wild yell the mob rushed out of tho narrow door, lighting with each other as they went, each wanting to bo in the lead and to leach the outer gate tlrst. Thiough the jard they ran ilka deer and t toweled atound tho big sato fn the wall while one ot their number was turning the key in tho lock. When the gate was tin own open, they rushed out of the y.ud, fairly tumbling over each other in their anxiety to be tree again. In the meantime the keepers who had been ovei powered and who had rapid ly lerovered from the surprise given them by their assailants, soon sent In an alarm to the main ofllce. Joinlu,; the other keepeis they saw the pa tients tunning aeioss the hospital farm back of the main building. A hot pur suit followed. In which all but sbeven of the patients weto captuied. Dr. Allison Immediately notified tho police depaitment of the escape of the patients, and it is believed that they vnIU all bo captuied within twenty four houts. BARONESS VON KETTELER RETURNS TO AMERICA. Dv Ixclusive Wire from The Associated Press Detroit, MkIi , Oct. 21. Uaicnco Von Kettclor, (ho widow of the niimlernl fieunaii nmlnssador to China, arrived in Detiolt tlili afternoon, and wis immidhtcly driven to tin- irsldcnu of her fithir, Ileniy II. Icdjard, pimldcnt of tho Mtchl. g.in Cci.tral rallroid. No one was pcnnilUd to sio hei. Whin seen at his icsidence tonight, Mr. Led. ard sild tint the b'irontss win iutfeilnff from neivoiw piostntion, but ttood the Journey from ft Un to Detroit n3 well as could he cnectcd. CHILDREN'S QUAINT SAYINGS. Mamma," said l-r old JUny, "if jou'll give me a r.lclul to buy homo candj I'll bu real good." ".Vo," ihe rcidutl, "I'm not going to pay jou to bo good." "All right, mamma," aiwvvcted tho little fcl. low, "hut jou'll bo soiry when I grow up good for nothing." feho was a motherly little girl of 7 years, whllu her companion was a pert little chap of 5. They wuc promenading down the sunny side oi tho tdrcct, whin she suddenly stopped and looked at hiin. ".My goodness," the said, admiringly, and in u patrcnUIng manner, "but jou'ie a tuto lltllo kid " "I within )fu to understhand, Muidle Jones, that only children under 0 Jiars old Is cite, I'm more'n o," was the little fol low ' Inst jut risponsc, Mttlo 2CJl"tW Ilamld bad never been ac customed to bear "baby tills." One da.v when la was talliiu with hU mamma, tho lady of tho houw, thinking to amuse the chll I, pointed out u steim ingina standing on u railroad track not f fiom the house, "Jo 0il seo me uioo. dioo, lubjt" she said. The little man looked first at licr, then at tho engine, with a troubled look on his little face-then he luked, (.ravel: "Do ou rrcan thu locomotive?" "I wlh jon would get me a new baby brother, mamma," said 4 year old Margio. "Why, dear, what do jou want wth one?" asked l.cr mother. 'l want him to wheel around In my doll car. riagc," answered JIaigk. "Out )OU have several dolls for tint pur pose," said the mother. "Yes," replied the little nibs, "but they aie aiw33 gettin; broken when the carnage tips over." New l.nglaud Masiue. Dr. Hand's Condensed Milk With Phosphates ml Hypophospititas Aidad. TASTE NOT CHANGED. Builds up the brain and tissues.enriches the blood and is equally beneficial to both children and adults. Best nilk for Family Use." Babies Thrive on It." 'At Grocers and Drsgglsts. WrKt for Booklet. THE Dr. Hand Condensed Milk Co.. SCRANTON. PA, AMUSEMENTS. I YCEUil THEATRE '"Burcunder Relt, Lessee nd MaMgorl A. J. Duffy, UuslriMi Manager. One Night Only. Tuesday, October 23. CHABLE9 H. YALE'S rOBEVCR AND ETEB DEVIL'S AUCTION New This Year- Allied and Madame PInsey's Sidonla .Troape e Kngllsh Slnireri and Dancers. Irene and Zaxe, the girl with the doff with the aubura hair, Tho Brothers Leando, great trio of corned acrobats. Ihe Cavemi of the Evil One. Beau, tlful alley of Andoche. Castle Insomnia, Three grand ballets. ThU year the best ever, riHCES 25 cents to 1.0O. Advance sale of 1 seats will open at box " flee Saturday, Oct. 20, at S a, m. One Night Only, Thumdfty Oct. 25, llortps Through, an Tvenine ol Mad-Cap fun "THE GIRL FROM MAXIM'S." Funniest French Farce. Hmrs A Jollv Affair-Ncn York Herald. When the highly successful and lively comedj" vm here last season it made a decided success. frtsriited with tho big; cast and complita Or tcrion The iter, New York, Production. Vriccs. 25t. to $1 50 Advjnco sale of teats on sola Tuesday a4 0 a. in. ACADEHY OF HUSIC, J BUKOUNDBR ft RBIS. Lesssss. tt A. BROWN, Manaxer. ALL NEXT WEEK Schiller Stock Company In Repertoire. Monday evening, "Falsely Accused" iriU b presented. Regular prices. New Gaiety Theatre If. R. LONd, Lessea and Manager. Thrca d-ys, commoncinir, Monday. Oct. 5J, Carl Dintc's Rousiwr. Rollicking, Musical Fares) Comedy, A LTJCKV COON. inlrodwiiiF the well lomwn colored comedians. BhN UUlvN and WALTER DIXON. A chorus ot twenty jounir, pretty and shapely weo mik. Piece DrortiiLca By permuasoi n of WilUama and Ulker. Daily Matinee. Three divs, commencing Thursday, Oct 26. Daily Matinee. America's Greatest Vaudeville Star The f rcim of American Vaudeville. I'rioei., lie . 25c , 8Sc , 50c. The Popular Housefurnishlng Store Jhese fall Pays Are not cold enough to start the furnace and not warm enough -without it. Iu this season the) Gas Heater makes its pres ence felt. We have them in great variety of s'zo and design. One guaran teed to make comfortable a large room, may be pur chased for $4.00. Foote & Fuller Co. MEABS BUILDING, 140-42 Washington Ave. CHILDREN BURN A BARN, By Exclusive Wiro from The Asiocitted Prsss. Lancaster, Oct. SI. Children pUyir-s wlUs matches this afternoon set firo to a btrn owned by It. II. Brubakcr and K. O. Smith, north ol thU city and caused a loss ot several Uwusmj dollars. m ? m W3 - V' l jNoTl I I Will Not" I R That sounds posi- 1 B tive, but she was right, fl H for her grocer tried I to make her take an 1 inferior flour instead of 1 I "Snow White" I A H .:) '- u -A i i xxSt & i -at V UiJ , - Ss. 4W ' 1? &r S.I l L i VHVL . s, ,;i