. mnmnum jinniimn wiwjwwmi' '" ' wruu; r?WKn THE SGRANTON TRIBUNE-FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1900. ("P1" w-wwfT" (Se cranfon CriBune Published Hally, Except Sunday, by The 'Trib une Publishing Company, at I Uty Cents a Bth-. uvy s. niniMir, Kditor O. V. UYMIF.K, lltivlnrss Manager. New York Ofnco: ISO Naau St. S. 8. VIIUEI.ASD, Solo Agent lor foreign Advertising. Lnlered at the I'ostofflcp at Peranton, Second Class Mill Matter. ri., as Wlcn space will permit, The Tribune l V . plad to print short letters from Its friends bear. Ing on cuncnt trplcs, hut its rule Is .""J'"' must he signed, lor publication, by the ' Irsl name' and the condition precedent 'o c teptarce Is that all contribution! thall be subject to editorial minion. SCKANTON, SEPTEMBKR 7, 1000 REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS. National. rm.Mrnt-WIM.1AX! McKINIXY. ,, X cc-I'rtsJleiit-T(li:OI)liRK KOOSHY.-I.T. State. fongres'men at-I.srtre OAMIMIA A. allow, Roni in ii. i t'Enui;m . ,, Auditor ticneul-U. I). llARUr.NuT.IeClll. County. Congrcss-WIU.I XXt CONNM.U .'iKifco-r.ronui: m xvatson. Sheriff JOHN II I KIXOvvS. Tntfiirei J. A fcClt XNTOV. ni'trlct AttornevVv 11.1,1 AM P.. I.EVi 19. I'rothcnotnrvtOllV COIT.I.AM). . Clerk of Courli 1HOX1A8 P mSiniA Iteconlcr of fieods KMIt, HOW. Hester of Wllli-W K. IIPCK. , Jury CominlsslODer-MivVAIil) II. STUItr.ES. Legislature. rirt Distrlrt-TIIOMAS J. nr.VNOi.ns. Second Diatrlit JOHN SCIIU'F.lt, JU. Third Dlttrlct-EDWARf) JAMI'.S, J. Pni.rtli IHslrlct P. A. 1'IItLIIlN. It Is n singular coincidence that Agulnaldo, Oom Paul and the Empress dowager of China, all on the run, con tinue to announce that they will fight to tho last. To First Voters. IT HAS BCEN estimated that 3, 000,000 young men xlll bo eli gible this year to cast their first vote for pipsldcnt of the Unltfel States. Thev will cast It for McKln ley or Bryan. Vety few will care to throw It away on a third party nomi nee. Pour years ago President McKln ley had a plurality of C01.S3I, which was next to the largest ever polled; yet It was not one-flfth of the first voters' vote. This vote, If largely massed for either McKlnlcy or Bryan, will decide tho election. 'Why should It bo given to McKInley and withheld from Bryan? We need not In answering this ques tion tinvcisc the general Held of argu ment for that will be done on many occasions ere the polls clobe, having In view voters of all ages. The young man and tho old man are equally In tel csted in a sound currency nnd a pro tective tariff, those twin plllais of buslnesH prospeilty which make pos sible the- encouragement of tho one and make secure the savings of the other. They are equally Interested In the enlaigement of commerce, In the multiplication of Industries, In short In the maintenance of the fortunate economic and social conditions now piev.ilent, thanks very largely to tho beneficent and conservative principles of Republican administration. But It Is the young man who Is more especially Inteiestcd In the standing of bis countty among the nations of tho earth; who Is eager to see her prest'g rated highly on foreign soil, who wishes to be able to point with pride, when a sojourner In foielgn lands, to the Hag of tho land of his nativity and to feel that his children may have a civic birthright of which they ncd never feel ashamed. To the old man. tottering to the grave, this Is not noe essailly n matter of Indifference, but he thinks less of such things; his thoughts are fixed elsewhere. The old man, with vitality ebbing, Is Inclined to be cautious, timid, often pessimistic. He looks back to tho days of his youth, when tho pulses were active and tho heart was hopeful, and those tlme .seem better to him than tho times and conditions mound him now. He Idealizes the pabt and undervalues the piCFent. He does not think It possible for the young men who were recently only children lldden upon his knee to take hold of the complex problems of today as he In his young manhood tackled the dlillcultles of an earlier generation; and so his tone becomes appiehenslve, over critical and fearful. On physical grounds we can under stand why perhaps a majority of our elders are conscientiously doubtful of or opposed to the new steps toward larger and broader national life taken under the expansive policy of PresI dent McKInley. It Is In the nature of things that some of them should ob Ject to Innovations; that their prefer ence should be icglstered for peace, quiet and Isolation, even though at a sacrifice of prestige, dignity or duty. But on no such grounds could we ex pect the stalwart youth of our land to espouse a coutsc of crawllshlng out of responsibilities. They live with the world befoie them. They have careers to"make; opportunities to pursue, the prfile and strength of vigorous man hood t- exercise and vindicate. Are thy tq follow Bryan In a policy of flag-hauling and bcuttle? Do they want toclose the door of American oppor tunity In the Orient and hand the key over toa.,cInnamon-facod adventuier like Agulnaldo? The young men of the country should feel a peculiar Interest In the lesults of this campaign. If the seeds of folly are to be sown, It is they who must reap the fruits. If this nation Is to listen to evil counsels, and depart from the path of duty and progiess that It has kept for over a hundred yews, If it Is to adopt a policy of re action, if It is to stoop to dishonor, if It. Is to pass Into the throes of class warfare, the baneful results will fall with greatest weight, not upon the present, but upon the generations that ar to come. The vast army of young inejj who ore to cast their first presi dential votes this fall should thereforo tak$ an nctl-e part In the struggle now In progress. To secure this result the First Voters' Ttepubllean National League has been formed, and lb en gaged In organizing the first voteis In all the states. The plan of the work is as follows; Each local league, xvhen organized, shall arrange for regular meetings, appoint a committee on membeishlp whose duty It shall be tu 'lake a nysteinatlc canvass of the first voters, that tho lenguo mny Imvo upon Its rolls the name of evety Ilepubllcim first voter In tho community; elect a captain, who shall lead the members ns they march In parade?, and attend meetlnpfl, and on election day sec to It that every man casts his vote. In ad dition to Its own work the leacut? should be teady to give active assist ance to the regular party organiza tion. It Is of the greatest Importance that the Hist voters throughout tho land should take up this work. Such action on their part will not only help to win a victory In tho present cam paign, but it will do much to prevent a renewal In tho future of the attack that Is now being made upon tho very foundations of republican government on this continent. The plntform of the New National party organized at Carnegie Hall the other night Is a. peculiar mixture of good and bad lesolutlons. B. B. Odell. IlKPt'HUCAN nominee I for for governor of New York. JL Benjamin H. Odell, began his political career as ar opponent of "the machine" but being a man of uncommon common sense he speedily saw tho necessity of organiza tion In politics, turned his tnlents to the devblng of n better system of or ganizing the voters of his party and was so successful that the Republican plurality In Newburgh, his native) city, Increased nine times; Orango county, his native county, was con verted from a doubtful county Into n. Republican stronghold, and the Seven teenth congressional district, of which it formed a part, wn3 swung from the Democratic Into the Republican col umnall of this mainly owing to the Impetus of Odell's executive nblllty and energy. Mr. Odell was a candidate for gov ernor In 1S06 but Frank Blaek beat him out. Odell then took the chair manship of the state committee, of which ho hnd been a member since 1804, and so honoraoie, elllclent nnd sagacious has ho shown himself In that position that not a voice was lifted or a vote cast against his nomination to succeed Covcrnor Roosevelt. Slnco boyhood he has been what tho profes sional reformers call a "machine" poli tician; next to Senator Piatt he has for several years past been 'the lead ing director of the Empire state Re publican organization. Yet tho fac tional opponents of Piatt are made happy by Odell's nomination. Not one of them has objected to It. Not one of them will Eulk now that It has been made. The Republican party In New York state, however It may be div ided in municipal and legislative dis tricts, Is for governor, president and congressman practically a unit. To what do we nscrlbe this remark able unanimity on sovcrnor, especially following tho widespread belief that Colonel Roosevelt xvas put on the na tional ticket for the purpose of get ting him away from Albany nnd of .ubstltutlng a more plastic man? We can see no other explanation than that Mr. Od"ll must be a man of very ex ceptional merit, so sttong, straight forward and trustworthy in character that not even the enemies of Plattlsm, 83-calloJ, find It In their heaits to as perse him or to call Into question his pergonal honor. Now that the search light Is to be turned ujion his past, we shall doubtless soon know more than has yet nppeated to casual ob servers. But no man can talk long with those who have had personal dealings with Mr. Odell without dis covering that their admiration of tha man is very earnest nnd tenacious; and when this Is true the conclusion is obvious. Ho must be a big man. As Rev. Mr. Dixon, of Stroudsburg, Is now a full-fledged candidate for congress, political opponents In that vicinity will do well to have lightning lods placed upon their houses ut once. A Model Nominating Speech. T silicnr, ARE few men In the unueu amies ueiier guiea than ex-Governor Frank S. Black, of Now York In the knack of effective speech-writing. He crowds columns Into sentences. His speech at Saratoga nominating B. B. Odell for governor was composed be tween dawn and daylight on a i all road train, yet it is a gem. We quote from it; Ihu ghost of antl-ltiipcilallsm which stalks to and fro betwein Lincoln, Neb., and llloomiugton, III., with occasional manifestations in Binton, la not and cannot be made an Kue. lids coun try Is and aluujs has lucn committed to the poll cy of growth, and it cannot In ueied from that policy by mcie siare-crons scattered aionn the way. In that policy are imolted the' came of ciUlizatton ami American piogrcss, and the He publican part) stands for both. Tho issues now are as thej were In ISOfl. They were then met and understood, and, ns coinpUtcly as the fepiuish lire t ut Sjiitlato, lhe. were sunk or run ahore. The Democratic pji t n that time has been engaged In piia; son u. turn oil the rocks and trying to make V. i C it. That will never be done. Those Usii i i 1 n ur be seaworthy again, and if the; are the incriian people will not embark on them while they have fluttering at their mastheid flags with the Dtmo (ratio in-c riptiona of dlsoidcr, disappointment and despair. That party seems never to understand the tem per or intelligence of tin people. It has en deavored in every campaign for forty jcars to make the discarded heresies of the preceding cam paign presentable by Joining a live heresy to the old dead ones. It seems to believe that the voter would be glad to embrace the rankest kind of heresies, if he can only get them in quantities large enough. The people arc themselves, In some measure, responsible for this belief, for in 16Ui, without provocation, the) permitted thim selves to stumble and fall over us glaring a hereby as ever befogged a child. They committed one of the most Inexcusable blunders in the politics of this country, and, as In near!) ever) cote, the mistake was largely paid for by those who did their best to prevent tt At the first chance that blunder was coirccteil ana 1 prophesy that the day of Its repetition is remote There are but few things new under the sun and the discover) of a safe piinclple b) the Dem ocratic part) la not among them. Hut it is net by principles alone that the success of the Itr publican party has been achieved. T lie? best of causes may fail If they have not also the best ot representatives. The successful advocate of a cause is o faithful that he would din for it, but to strong that he docs not have to, and the rate and almost unbroken fortune of the lie publican party has been that whenever the emergenej hat arisen, no matter how tempestuous the course, there wat ahrajt a pilot who cotdd tteer It and bring the ship to port without throwing the cargo overboard. We have already selected the pilot tor the national craft. He has been over the course once. He hat steered with tuch precision ami skill that even in the turb. lence that hat surrounded him he hat gained the confidence of lili. fellow citizen, and increased his own renown to a degree almost without ctample, Tho dutj - tills teembly It to telect a pilot for a ahortcr course, but our waters which are never smooth, and often dangerous, and I regard It at a, lien full of encouragement and hope that the man to whom, with general aciord, the Ho puhlloa'n party It about to turn Is one who coin' hlnci In hla diameter the element of nubility and courage which make the successful leider. I believe that politic should bo as honett as the church. I believe that the let el of political action Khould be to high that corrupt Influences rin neither break It down nor defile. Hut I be llee, too, that honeMy does not consist In pro fession alone. Profeklon v.llhout fulfilment l as dead as faith without works. That mm make, a grievous blunder who believes that prrt Hiding tu lialn(f done a thing Is the nine J. having ilono It. What the Republican party atwavt de minds Is one who believes that performance Is Iht substance and profession the shadows that to dc. and to be arc the great essentia' of human life, and that to say is but a speck upon the moving tide, and that Is why I hare conitel to present tu you the name which It already In )uur mind. This Is a model speech of Its kln.l and true In every vord. Bryan's sliver nromlsos of 1S9G con tinue to be as vexatious to the pres ent champion of nntl-lmporlallsm as the "damned spot" on the hand of Lady Macbeth. Mr. Bryan will have eome consola tion In defeat. He can consistently claim to have broken all records as a continuous campaign talker. Offline Sttidies of.fldman Naftir? Anxious to Meet Him. A IT.W MINUTES before the afternoon train from Ji'cw- York got Into the Pennsylvania station the other day, a beauteous joung creature in a new cpring suit wafted herself ever to the man stationed at the elt gate, and proceeded to h)pnotlze him, "Will jou please let me throuKhf' tho said appculingly. "Can't do it, miss; It's against the rules," bald the man at the gate. "But I do so want to meet him when hn gets off," said the beauteous young thing, looking Into the man's lace neirchiruly with her Im ploring vloUt c.ves. 'x'And he will be 60 dis appointed If I am not right at the car to meet him when the train gets In. ' The man at the gate looked iround and hesi tated. "Please," said the lovely young creature, rus tling ber silk skirts nervously, and seeming to hang on the gateman'j nod. "Well, ma) he I cm tike a chance," said the gateman, and he pulled It open and admitted her. "S'poe she's only been matrlecl a little while," reflected the gateman, "and ber hus band's coming back after being away the first time since they were spile il, and she wants to hand him out the big hug befor he's moro'n landed from the car steps. Well, I gues we all have it thst bad, once in our Uvea, anyhow," and he looked tlioushtfully down the siding where the radiant young creature ttood, impa tiently tapping her foot The train pulled In a couple of minutes later. Tim toung woman van alongside the bsggago car, and the haggagemaster handed ber out a miseroblt little specimen et a stuck ur, hideous murrled put; dog, which she took In her arms and loaded down with caresses. As she paisad out the exit fate with the mutt In her anna, sh bestowed a bewitching; smile upon tho gatemin. "And I ws come on e-tgh to pass ber through, and to weave pipe trances about the reason wh she wanted to get through," raid the gateman disgustedly to the station cop. "Say, I don't belong here. 1 ought to be doin' spring plow In' tsoinewhersl" Washing-ton Post. The Meanest Hotel Man. T Hi: XIHANKST specimen of a white man I 1 evtr met," said Leo Dooli at the Hotel Alms last evening, "was an old fellow who ran a hotel In an Interior town In Vermont. Ills sun, who acted as clerk In the hotel, had Inheilt ed Ids father's miserly eharscter nnd had been discharged by the local hase ball club, for whom he lnd officiated as official umpire, because he was too stingy to give a man his base on balls. "I arrived at the hotel one evenlnu and was assigned to a room. I cpected to meet two friends st the place in the morning, and wo were all to travel toethr to this city. Aftr breakfast I found that the mornini; newspaper was kept behind the hotel counter and doled out to the guests on request; the washroom was locked tightly, the kev in pcaseviion of the clerk, and the hotel penv and Ink were kept locked up until asked for, lor fear ef wast. My friends arrived about 10 o'clock that morning, and we were to leavs on the 11 o'clock train. We tat In the office to while the hour away, and a dis cussion about the time oroe between my two friends whose watch's varied a few- moments. Pulling forth their timrrleces they eompsrrd Hum with the hotel ofllce clock. J noticed that the father and son, proprietor and clerk of the hotel, were holding an animated whispered conversation, and in a moment the father ap proached my friends and saldi " 'Excuse me, but are you geni'men stopping at this house!' " 'No,' said my friend, 'Just waiting for a train.' " 'Put her up, Jahc,' commanded the old mm, "And the son solemnly mounted a chair and burg the following sign, which he had hastily prepared with a marking brudi, on the wall un derneath the clock: THIS CLOCK IS 1 on thi: usi: ok hufsts OF THK HO frX ONLY. Watt Saw "Wrinkles. TWO PS were arrested tome time ago on tho charge of stealing a watch from a wo man living in Nowbur? Detective Watt was closeted with the two culprits In the detectives' room at the erntral rollce station and tried to extract dome information from them The boys were brothers. One was i little fellow about 10 )eaia old, while the other was several jeari his senior. Watt turned to the little fellow and said: "Now tell the truth. Where did ou get the wateht" "I stole it and gave It to my brother," said the lad as he commenced cr)lmr. Witt turned to the other boy nnd asked htm what he had to say. The older boy commenced protesting that his brothe,- was l)lng and that lie had nothing to rlo with Hie watch. Detective Watt turned to the little fellow and sild: "Stick out )our ton,'iie." The boy did so. "Do jou see any wrinkles on your brother's tongueY" Watt questioned of the larger boy. The boy shook his head. "Stick out )our tongue," said Watt to the older one. He did so. "M.v, look ut all the wrinkles!" said Watt. That wat the iletectlve's modest method of tell ing the bov that he was given to wild flights of the imagination. Cleveland Leader. Too Frank a Statement. A CIOTHIN'O merchant in lower Proadwsy, New 'jork, had a big lot of suits of clothes that he had bought at a bargain, and b) putting a price of $13 on each he thou.-ht they would a 11 rapidly, for they were of exceptionally good value for that money. He put ere of the suits on a form and set It In front of his store with a sign about Its neck which one of his smart clerks had painted on a' piece of cardboard This announced the price. Then he and Ids clerks prepared to do a rudilna; business. The hours passed and no one came In to buy the suits. This cau.ed the merchant to wonder and at length he determined to go out and take a look at the sample suit and the sign This It what he found on the tlgn: "These suits, f 13. They won't last lrng." Pedeetrlini passing by aw the sign and tinned at Its frankness. The merchant tore the sign from the suit, and the clerk who designed it started out to look for another job. Wrong Word but Right Sense. A YOUNfl French woman here In town is teach. Ing the rudiments ot her native language to a ctM of women far past the school age. They havo advanced so fir that now they are reading the New Testament In t'rtnch. They haven t read much of it, and tt the lost lesson It wat Mrs. ttlank't turn to lead that Iutiiltn1 vr.o which In (he 1'ngllsli version begins: "In my father's house are many mansions." Mrs. Blank read It over In her best accent. It ends, In tl r'rench, I believe, with the word "demcures." "Will )ou kindly translate It, please!" said the teacher. "Oh, certainly," answered Mrs. Blank. "1-1 don't quite remember how It goet In the English Testament, but I'll Just put it Into tin best English I can," And then the avtonlshed class gasped, while Mrs. Blank read oft, eilbly as )ou plcaset "In my father's mansion are many flats." Omaha World-Herald. " The Publisher's D?sk. "He that tooteth not his own horn His own horn shall not be tooted." T11EKF. IS NO nt'SINESS, no matter what Its nature, that cannot bo benefited by Ju- . dlclous advertising. To consult tin adver. tlslng evnert costs money. The methods he will recommend may be beyond your re- sources. You are thus In the position ot tnc man who knows he Is neglecting a means to sue. cess, but Is pcwerlrss without capital, Wc believe that ever) business man, no nnltcr how small his place, ran test the value of ad vertising. It need notbe In ony largo space, but It should be rpcclflo wherever it Is put and what ever the size. Experts lure cost )Ou nothing. They are In the employ of )our home dally and eime at jour request. , Publicity is what )ou want, whether )our are a druggist, a grocer, a hatter, a lanndr)man, a plumber, a confectioner, a milliner, a dress maker, a shoemaker, a tailor, a painter, a decorator, a real estate man, a commission mcr chant, a banker, a fruit dealer, a tobacconist, a milkman, a biker, a brewer, or whatever clso It raiy be. Let us take a calling that you hardly ever, If ever, see In the advertising columns of a dally, tho milkman, and let us teach him how to ad vertise In a small way. Here Is the ad: I keep ten Alderney Cows of the finest breed I tell the milk pure and sweet as it comes from the udder. I fruarantee the quality for the sick and the well. Persons who wish to bo eerved write JOHN I1KACII, Happy Valley Co. Send for my references. He pijs ten dollars o have this small ad run Ave weeks, once a week. As a result of this he has two new custo mers. We will say that he get only two, be cause he hain't the nerve to run tho ad. six inonth, which would he a proper trial. But he wlls only enough to these two customers to net him three cents profit a day en each. Perhaps with cream It will iveragc a little more. Figure this up for a )car and his profit on that ad. is about $12. Tigure it up at the end of five years, and the little ad. has netted him nearly JIM. But the milkman tried the. ad. five weeks and said It didn't pay. Yet these two custo mers recommended him to two others, and they sent him to four others, and In the end the ?10 Investment had brought him nearly $1,000. Yet ho never credited the ad. with much ot ony tlilmr. When )ou begin to advertise, do so In a small way if jour means arc limited, but keep it up. As one advertising agent puis it "keep ever lastingly ot it" and )oti are liound to achieve results. A little ad. can be changed as often as a big one, and something new and taking can bo advertised In a small spot of the paper, where pretty soon people will begin to look for It. Wo will advise you as to how best to use a small spoee, or will write jour ads. Come in ana raiic it ever. STRONG TALK BY HIBSCH. A letter from Dr. Emll G. Hlrsch, of Clucago, to I. Hlumenthad on the pending political situa. tion has been made public. In it Dr. Hirsch consldeis the present political situation at length. He writes: "I cannot make tp my mind, because some details of my paitv's policy fait of my approval, to confide the direction of the nation's affairs t a paily v.hose fundamental principles on al most every question ire diametrically opposed to what I deem essential for the continued prosper Ity of our countr). The cry of militarism cannot frighten me; the day will never dawn when con scription will be thought of or proposed or en forced by any president of law in this republic. "I do not like the position In which we find ourselves with reference to the Philippine islands. Hut calm ttudy of the matter has confirmed my first impression that there was no helnlnr of the difficulties unless we had resolved from the very outset to lesvc the Philippines to their own fat?. To do this would have been dishonorable. It would have amounted to shirking a responsibility for a situation which we helped to create. It would have exposed every white resident of the Island to tuch treatment as is now sccorded the foreigners in China by the paity of Chinese Inde pendence the Iloxera. Nor would our aban donment of the Islands have led to their inde penderce or to the greater hspplness of the peo ple Sonic foreign power or other would speed ily have sailed up the bay if under no other pre text than that civilization demanded the cessa tion of bloodshed which undoubtedly would have ensued immediately upon the departure of our trfoops. "Thu Democratic platform does not declare that wo have no duties In the islands. It as sumes that we are responsible to the world for the establishment there and alto for the con tlnuanca of tho Independence of that government from foreign aggression and Interference. I could understand that we might declare our selves for Immediate abandonment of the Islands without further care for their government or fu ture fate. Hut the scheme of our opponents amounts to saddling upon us a responslbllty with, out corresponding authority and without the pes siblllty of protecting ourselves sgalnst the fol lies or wickedness of the Phllpplne people. With out the consent of the powers we csnnot establish a protectorate If we do establish one without the consent of the other powers we must be pre pared to have our claim disputed and our desires ignored. This will lead to Interminable difficul ties. It will force us to be prepared to go to war at any moment with any power, This will open the door to the very militarism which uur opponents so lustll) now deer)'. We should hava to be ready to draw the aword in behalf ot tho Philippine people without tho slightest right to direct their attain in a J which will avoid trouble with other nations. "I see only one of two alternatives If we hive no buMnesa In the Philippines then it is not our affair to see to it that a stable gov ernment lc established there and it li not ou business to protect them or to hare any of their responsibilities. If we have any business there, then for our own sake It is essential mat our nu thoilty thall not be les than our responsibility For these reasons I agree with Senator Hoar I prefer to trust MeKinlcy and Influence the policy of my party later In a way to give the distant Islands the best snd freest government possinie I cannot trust a party that has been lndrumental in forcing the adoption of the treat) In the senate and now holda the president responsible for doing his duty. That treaty made the islands the property of the United States. The president had under that treaty no choice but to enforce obedience to the laws of the United States. I cannot trust a party which Is so anxious for the rights of tho Phllpplnes snd tramples these sacred rights under foot In our own land In the South. The consent of the gov. erncd Is apparently not reouircd when the gov erned aro nsgroes, I cannot confide in the prom Ks of a party that would dishonor the faith of our land and build upon a foundation of financial insanity." NUBS Or KNOWLEDGE. A pet robin's ttartled try awoke Walter Sigler, a farmer at Silver Mountain, X. Y., in time to prevent burglart from tecurlng hit wallet snd money. They had ransacked the house and taken all the valuables they could find, but alarmed the bird when they entered Slgler'a bed room. An enterprising pisciculturist has Invented a limidi with which he proposes to succinate joung lobsters to protect them ogalnst a gTowtli WHICH is isiai 10 uiiio triweaccuns. m vac cinated lobster will hav a peculiar scar at the base of Its tsil to distinguish him from his un vaccinated brethren. Not even the snow can claim immunity from the tax collector. The Prince of Palermo, the capital of Sicily, owes his wealth chiefly to tin tnovr, of which he hat a monopoly. The snow it brought In at night lit. baskets from the moun tains .of Italy and It shipped to the towns and sold fW refrigerating purines. I'.vcry bone in the English srmy Is numbered t !.. little history kept for it all to himself. The number Is branded upon tho animal' hind feet the thousands on the near hind foot, and the unit, tens and hundreds on the ofl hind foot, Thus the horse whose number It, say, R,3st, will have an 8 on his left hind foot and 3.11 on the other one. At the present time the United States has more warships tonnage under construction than ever before In the history of the country In time of peace. The new vcssclt building or authorlted include seventy of all classes, 12 of which are battleships, 0 armored cruisers, 9 protected tor pedo boat destroyers, IS torpedo boats, 7 sub marine gunboats and one lake gunboat. A farmer In Clay county, la., has a bin con tslnlng about 800 bushels ot wheat. About a month ago he proposed to market the grain, but on going to the bin ho discovered that a ben had established her nttt on the wheat, wat set ting there and that to remove the grain would "break her up." He decided not to disturb her, but wait until she came off with the chicks. In the meantime the price of wheat advanced until the farmer discovered lie bad gained over $1M by allowing the hen to sit it out. ALWAYS BUST. You are Invited to our eleventh annual talc of school shoes. Lewis &Rellly Established 1BRS. Wholesale and Retail. 1114-J 16 Wyoming Ave. Hercereaiui & Cooeell Temporarily at 139 PENN AVE CONTINUED TT ihi Ld Jewelry, Silverwear, Etc Hot Bamaged Our full force of workmen at work again, as usual. Watch Repairing and all kinds Jewel ry Repairing and Engraving done promptly. GiH00L HOES .1 iLjyivLjjoiii When Troop A went to the war every man, so it is said, had in his haversack a Rip an s Tabule or a package of them. A d'sw style packet containing tm lerrms Tt ng itor-rou m cshti. This low priced Jma U&TeDtiulon4nioubalcff)v&nta tuwl by m KUtlsiU biwl cC grocers, general storekeepers, news v OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC Trfibmiee's Educattoaial Corniest The Tribune is going to give scholarships and other special re' ' wards to the ten persons who will be most successful and attain the highest number of points in its Educational Contest. By schol arships is meant a full course of study, paying the tuition charges in each, and In the cases of the two leading scholarships, The Tiibune will not only pay all tuition charges but will also pay the board of the fortunate winners during the life of the scholarship, covering four and three years respectively. In addition to the ten special rewards, and fn order to com pensate those who may enter upon this work and not be success ful in obtaining one of these, The Tribune will give to every one who succeeds in obtaining subscribers under the terms of this contest ten (10) per cent, of all the money from subscrip tions they may succeed in winning for It All letters of inquiry should be addressed to "Editor of the Educational Contest, Scranton Tribune, Scranton, Pa." The Tribune will be pleased to answer any inquiries for additional in formation and urges those Interested to write If in doubt on any point V S SPECIAL REWARDS. L Scholarship In W) online Semi nary (I years) Including tui tion and board $1,000 2. Scholarship In Kc) stone Acad emy (3 ) ears) Including tui tion and board Wt S. Sohmer B-B Piano, Including stool and scarf (on exhibition at J W. Guernsey's, 311 Washington avenue) S5 i. Course In Piano Itstruction at Scranton Conservatory of Mu sic 73 S- Columbia Bicycle, Chalnless, 1000 mctdcl (on exhibition at Conrad llrothcrs', Hi Wyo ming avenue) ." 73 C. Scholarship In Scranton Business College, commercial course... CO 7. Scholarship In Scranton Business College, shorthand courts .. CO 8. Solid Gold Watch, lady's or gen- tlemsn's (or, exhibition at Ku gene Schlmpfl's, !U7 Lacka wanna avenue) CO 0. Tele-Photo Cjcle Toco D. Cam era, 4x3 (on exhibition at the GrlRln Art company, 209 Wyoming avenue) 40 10. Ladv's Solid Gold Watch, or Gentleman's Solid Silver Watch (on exhibition at Lu gtne Schlmpd's, 317 Lacka wanna avenue) 1 30 $2,439 Each contestant falling to secure one of these special rewards will lie given ten (10) per cent, of all the money he or she turns in. v OOOOOOOOOOOOOxJOOO Don't iwear 99 If you haven't the proper ofllce sup. plies. Come in and clve us a trial. We have the largest and most com plete line of ofllce supplies In North eastern Pennsylvania. If it's a good thing, wo havo It. Wo make a speclulty of visiting cards and monogram stationery. Reynolds Bros Stationers nnd Engravers, Hotel Jermyn Building. last) It now for sals at son IU1IA1 UDU UQKCU P r.kt Ctuuucsk e.o. 'flvucvais Kii-ii.tTASUUt aetata and at Liquor stent sad barber ibopt. at. ' """" " .- -37 1 TT 1 goITbuss . i :. OUP. i r3 BiVV i.m1x&5& B 'I Mm'nrj!8vWM IP H tf1I x r BWHP Dress X00000000)000 RULES OF THE CONTEST The special rewards will bo glvtn to the perrons securing the largest number of points. Polnta will be credited to conteatants securing new subscribers to ths Scranton iriuune ss follows; rolnta. One Months' Subscription.. Three Months' Subscription. Six Months' Subscription... One Year's Subscription ... ,?.S0 1 , 1.23 3 . 2.50 0 . 6.00 12 The contestant with the highest num. ber of points will be given a choice from the list of special rewards; tht contetttnt with the tecond highest number ot points will be given a choice of the re maining rewards, and to on through ths litt. Each contestant falling to secure a special reward will be given 10 per cent. of all money he or the turns in. A All subscriptions roust be paid In ad- V vance. Q Only new subscribers will be counted. Renewals by persons slrcady on our subscription list will not be credited. No transfers rsn be made sfttr credit has once been given. All subscriptions, and tho cash to pay for tame, must he handed In at The Tribune otrke within the week in which they are secured, bo that papers may be sent to the subscribers st once. Subscriptions must be written on hlanlca, which can he secured at The Tribune office ,or will be sent by mall. The contest will close promptly at 8 o'clock Saturday evening, September 20, 1000. 0XX0XXX000 INLEY Good ujen Will find our new line of Fall Cheviots, Camel's Hair, Pebble Cheviots, Vicunas; Whipcords, Armures, etc., etc., worth looking over styles and price being cor rect. These in black only. Broadcloths, Venetians, Plaid and Stripe Back Cheviots, in a full range of colors and black. Raieette A new cloth which we now introduce, and which being thorpughly shrunk and spot less, will prove an excellent cloth for hard wear; in a good range of colors, including Silver and Oxford Greys Brown, Blue, Etc. All the new numbers in our 'Guaranteed Black Taffeta" from 19-inch to 27-inch wide at lower prices than ever, to open the season. 540-512 LACKAWANNA AVENUE