V i' ' ,- l..,-"' 4V THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1000. A' (5e Scranton ri6une !ubl!t.ht Daily, Except Hunduy, by The Tr'tuno Publishing Company, at Fifty Ctntct :l Month. MVY B. VIC'ltAnO. Editor. O. V. BVX'3EK, Business Manager. New York omco: ISO Nassau St. . s. s. viu:ei,and. Sole Agent for Foreign Advertising. Entered at the Pogtolrlce nt Scranton, Pa., as Second-Class Mcll Matter. When spncp will permit, Tho Tribune Is alwayn glad to print short lotto frnm Its friends bearing on current topics, but Its rnlo Is that these must be signed, for publication, by tho writer's real name; and tho condition precedent to acceptance Is that all contributions shall be subject to editorial revision. SCitANTON, MATCH 2, 1900. The coronet's apparent inability lo keep lej?al engagements has resulted In the fnlllnp through of a number of oases begun by him with every prom ise of thorough Investigation nnd has repeatedly put to annoyance both wit nesses and court. Tho coroner means well, but appeurs to bo unable to keep his fighting boots on long enough ut a time to accomplish tangible results. Tho public is watching with Interest his conduct of tho' Weaver case. As to City Lighting, THE W.TTETI of President V. W. Scranton, of the Scrun ton Electric Light nnd Heat company, In refcienco to tho city lighting contnict, repioducod elsewhere, deserves attentive cnnEld crntlon. Its statements of fact put the question in a new form. Strvlco at a reasonable prlco 1ns he en supplied by Mr. Scranton's com pany for thirteen years. Thevo has been Just complaint, fiotn time to time, that councils have erected lights where they were not needed and have thus heen extravagant will: the people's money; but the blame for this docs not attach to Mr. Pcranton nor to any ons employed In his Interest, The rate charged per lamp has Ken a fair rate; tho statistics clearly prove this. When the written contract ran .out the Scranton Electric Light und Heat company continued to t-.upply the city from year to year. In view of Its largo Investment In plant, murh of which would bo rendered valueless by the sud den termination of Its business ar rangement with the city, It would be no more than lair or. the part of the city, if it desired to terminate this ar gument, to give adequate notice. Wo doubt that it would gain anything by terminating the contract. That, how ever, would depend upon the bids. Hut t.i be fair tho call for bids should specify that the contract, when let. would date r.t least one year ahead. Then, if another bid should win, Mr. Scranton would have- a reasonable time in which to dispone of hlc plant. To cut him off at the drop of the hat would certainly he ungenerous and un just. Wo hold no brief for President Scran ton. If It were a pert.or.al mntter wo should have good nwson to say noth ing In his behalf. But In a public af fair of this majmltuoe the city of Scrpnton cannot afford to perpetrate an Injustice. We fully agree with the Rev. W. A. Quayle, of Indianapolis, that tho ex ploit of the Itcv. Charles M. Sheldon, of Topeka, Kan., in hippodroming a ccheme to run a secular paper for one week, "as Jesus would." is a bit of sacrilege Impudent In the extreme. Democrats and the Constitution. T iHB CONSTITUTIONAL ar gument of the Democrats that tho clause "all duties, Imports and excises shall be uniform throughout the United States" refers to territory captured or annexed does not stand in the light of prece dents. Louisiana was ceded to the United States In 1803 a result due to the sagacity of the father of Democ racy, Thomas Jefferson. Out of this great tract of land which is now the beat of a mighty republican empire Orleans territory was organized in 1801 nnd admitted as a state under the name of Louisiana in 1812. At the time of the Louisiana pur chase our tariff gave to goods import ed in American ships a 25 per cent, preferencs duty. The Louisiana treaty gave a similar reduction to French and Spanish merchantmen trading at New Orleans, thus, as Charles A. Gardiner pointed out In a masterly address de livered before the New York State Bar association, a year ago, establishing lower duties there on French and Spanish imports by 23 per cent, than elsewhere In the Union. For eight years this condition continued. If the present Democratic reading of the con stitution is correct, then during all of this time that great Instrument was being wantonly violated by an arrange ment Thomas Jefferson's own. It must' be disturbing to this great states man's shade to have his modern fol lowers accusing him by Inference In one, breath of having ben the cham pion imperialist of history nnd In tho next breath arguing, as Bourke Cock ran tried to argue at Boston tho other night, that Jefferson wasn't really an fxpanslonlst after all, but simply a victim of appearances. The fact of this whole matter Is that the Democratic party Is repeating an aid trie. When It runs short of real 1sucb and are not take an aggressive Hand Its leaders Invariably discover a means to appear as heroic defenders t the constitution. They are perfect ly willing to read tho constitution Ither way; all they stipulate is that the Republican party muBt first give them a cue so they can take the op posite side. ' m - The correspondent deputized to keep Atulnaldq Jn sight haB evidently run out of cable tolls. The act of, Lord Roberts In requiring General Cronje'to present himself, after- bJs'suTtender, at the British camp viJb a sevrlty invited by Cronje's prior.. refusal of proffered aid for the wDWtaitahd children In the Boer laager. It was what, on the merits of the case, this stubborn old warrior deserved; 8vrtheteM tbs British victor would have put himself In n better llslit be fore the world's opinion had ho shown gi cater magtidmintty lo n prostrate foe. The Julius Caesar stylo of war fare Is out of date. The Tagat Insurrection has been suppressed, but the Filipino Junta at Hong Kong Is still doing business nt the old stnnd. This is but another Illustration of the fact that the agita tor who operates nt a safe distance from danger is tho most dlillcutt thing In tho world to pacify. Freedom Will Qaln. T HE MARCH FORUM con tains an Interesting article, "Rights and Wtongs in South Attica," written by Ueorgc F. Uecker, of tho United States Geological Survey, who passed several months In tho Transvaal four years ago nnd equipped himself by ca-eful study for the expression of a fair Judg ment. Most of his article consists of a review of tho history of tho rela tions between the Uoers nnd the Eng lish; but hero Is his conclusion: "The Uoers nro fighting for race domination, for tho enthrallmcnt of In dustry, for the maintenance of a social condition which Is mere seml-clvlllza-tion. The English arc fighting to ob tain for lirltlsh subjects In the Trans vaal no greater rights than all white foreigners enjoy In every portion of the British empire and In the United States: tho light of franchise on rea sonable terms, reasonable Industrial conditions, and liberty to be civilized after tho manner of Anglo-Saxons." Mr. Uecker does not agree with those who think that the Boer community has a right to complete cantiol of Its own teirltory and to bo as uncivilized or as tyrannical as it may choose. "There Is," he affirms, "an Internation al right corresponding to the right of eminent domain. Alt rights ate en Joyed either by nations or by indi viduals on the tacit understanding that they be exercised with duo con sideration for the rights of neighbors and of the greater public. A state may not oppress tho subjects of other powers, nor commit injustices under tho shelter of pettifogging interpreta tions of treaties and convention. The Boers want a monopoly of tho rights of freemen. They are fighting for free dom to deny freedom to others." There may be differences of opinion on these points, but it is safe to as sume that as a result of this war South Africa will be opened to tho letter and splilt of moderti civilization, with equality of rights and civil privi lege from the Cape to tho Limpopo. Democratic campaign orators nro al ready preparing to add tho lifteen-per-cent-Puerto-RIco-tarlff battle cry to their vocabulary of woe. Cause and Effect. T HAT THE prosperity of last year was very great is a matter of general knowl edge; but some figures in the New York correspondence of the Philadelphia Ledger, taken from a statement of a leading New York banker base'd on returns made to him by some of tho largest mercantile houses In the country, give a new idea of tho extent and diffusion of that prosperity. The statement shows the business of sixty leading houses. In fifteen trades and' fourteen different states, in the territory extending from New York to Colorado, and from Georgia to Minne sota. The trades represented nro wholesale and retail dry goods, whole sale groceries, tobacco, cigars, silks, hardware, furniture, packing, gloves, clothing, leather, cloaks, collars and cuffs and boots and shoes. These firms have an aggregate capital of $122,432,000, an average of $2,150,000 for each firm. The net profits in 1S99 amounted to the enormous sum of $35, 223,000, an average of $617,000 for each firm. The rate of profit was 28 G-10 per cent. "There can," says the Ledger corre spondent, "be no question of the ac curacy of this exhibit, and It is, to say the least, amazing. It reveals the prosperity vi the country In a shape that every one will understand and appreciate. There isn't a stock and bond sold on the New Yoik Stock Ex change which pays nn annual divi dend or interest equal to this. With the exception of the Carnegie com pany, the Standard Oil company, three or four trust companies and a few mining companies, there are no cor porations doing business In the United States which yield n return, on the money Invested, equal to these mer cantile houses. Think of earning over 28 per cent, a year, when money can be borrowed on call In Wall street at 2(iT2 ptr cent., and when government bonds are selling on the basis of 14 per cent, a year. The banker from whom I obtained the remaikablo sta tistics in regard to the profits of mer cantile houses believes that It Is not too much to say that the business of the country last year was done at an average profit of 13 per cent." Republican administration, with na tional expansion, Is a good thing to continue In power. That western blizzard tears on Its way east. melted to For National University. BILL HAS BEEN Introduced In congress by Senator De pew creating a coiporatlon A to be known aa tho Uni versity of the United States, and to have tho tight to hold real estate, ac cept legacies, confer degrees, etc. Tho government of the Institution Is to be vested In a board of regents, composed of heads of other leading institutions of learning together with tho president of tho United States, who is" ex-ofilelo the head. In scope the proposed uni versity Is to confine Itself to post graduate and special courses of study, paying particular attention to matters which concern the government. The Idea briefly Is to provide adequate means for the prosecution of tho most advanced research. To this end, con gtess Is asked to make over the twenty acre truct of land formerly used by the Naval observatory, which was otlgin oily Intended for this very purpose; but Is not asked lo appropriate any money. Theto have been many theoretical objeptlons to tho Idea embodied In tho penow bill, covering mainly tho ques tion of tho propriety of npplylng fed eral funds tn nn Institution of learn ing directly useful only to n few. The present bill, by waiving tho appropria tion feature, escapes most of these criticisms. It Is evidently Senator De pew's Idea that If congress will simply give federal sanction to the project, In dividual liberality will supply tho en dowment nnd wo daro say he Is right. A national university of the highest grade, broad and progressive In scope, situated at the national capital, where tho eminent men of every generation would be dinwn toward It and where Its opportunities of usefulness would bo practically unlimited, certainly ought to make a powerful appeal to tho public spirit of cultured Americans of means and rapidly accumulate an en dowment that would enable It to take tho leadership over tho advanced scholarship of the age. We have never been impressed with tho argument that the state should ter minate its support to education at tho high school door. It Is true that the bulk of attendance is In the lower grades, but the scholar who pursues post graduate research Is not less n public asset than is the citizen who Just escapes Illiteracy. The state does well to centtnlize its energy upon the common school system, which, as has been said, is the nursery of good citiz enship. But surely the state can well afford to lend the weight of its ottlclal sanction to tho project of a supreme school designed to be to the educational Interests of tho country In a certain sense what the Supreme court of the United States Is to the Judicial system. Especially can It afford to If it does not cost anything. , There Is a dearth of political leaders in Kentucky at present. The fate of Goebel has undoubtedly persuaded many that It Is better in the long run to stick to horse breeding. LITERARY NOTES. The fetid of tha Montana millionaires, now being waged in tho United States scnato is the subject of a. dramatic nar- ratlvo In AlnsWs for March. Tho great est engineering feat the world has ever seen is described by John Ward, F. 8. A., In "The Conquest of tho Nile." Tho Mammoth dams at Assouan and at As stout will practically recreate Egypt. An udtnlrablo compound of senso and humor Is ottered in "Fortunes Made In Small Inventions," by Harvey Sutherland. The expenses, tho salary list and the receipts, together with many unpublished details of opera, management, arc agreeably treated In "The Utslnej-s Side of Grand Opera," by Gustav Kobbe. Full of the smell nnd stir of the sea is "Tramp Steamships of tho World," by Samuol A. Wood; "The Iteal Howells" Is welcomu because In It wo see the famous novelist xtudhd as a man rather than as a writer. In addition, there Is u striking war story by Stephen Crane; the continuation of General Klng'H novel and stories by Chauncey C. llotclikiss, Ewan Macpher son and Howard ridding. The last few years havo proved so rich In geographical discoveries that there has been a. pressing need for a resume of re cent explorations nnd changes which should present in convenient and accu rate form tho latest results of geographi cal work. Tho additions to our knowl edge have not been limited to Africa, Asia, and the luetic vecior.s, but even (in our own continent the gold of tho Klondike has led to a better knowledge of tho reslon. The want which Is In dicated will bo met by "Tho International Geography," u convenient volume for the intelligent general reader, and tho li brary which presents exnert summailes of tho results cf geographical science throughout the world at tho present time. This book, which is to bo pub lished shortly bv D. Appleton & Co., contains nearly COO Illustrations and maps which havo been specially prepared. It Is designed to ptcsent In the compact limits of a single volume an authoritu. tlvu conspectufc of tho science of geogra phy and tho conditions of tho countries at the end of the nineteenth century. Napoleon Bonaparto appears In tho March Century In a now role that of r temperance advocate. In tho second In stalment of Dr. O'Mcara's hitherto un published "Talks with Napoleon" at He lena, It Is recorded that, having a pain in his side, the ex-emperor asked his phy slcan to show him where his liver was situated; and tho latter, in somo re. marks on the causes of Inflammation of that organ, mentioned Intoxication as ono of them. Thereupon Napoleon remarked: "Then 1 ought not to have It, as 1 never was drunk but onco in my life; and that was twenty-four years ngo, at Nice. 1 drank three bottles of Burgundy, nnd wait completely drunk. O, how sick I was tho next day! I wonder how a man who onco gets drunk can ever thlr.k of doing it again." In accord with tho expressed deslro of Mr. Moody, his biography is'now being ptepnred by- his sou, William It. Moody, nnd will bo published by subscription fiom tho press of Fleming II. Revell company. Naturally this will bo tho only work having tho approval of tho family or being in nny senso authorized or authentic. Announcements having appeared of several "Lives," somo even claiming to be "ofTleial" of "tho only woik approved by tho family and friends," it lias bpcomo a painful neces sity to disci edit all such wotks and to state that any other than the authorized biography referred to will bo issued not only without tho approval but regardless of tho uigent piotest of tho family and friends. Evcr body's Magazine for March Is rich In th.it soit of pleasant I Hiding that combines Instruction with quick and otsy Interest. Of tho Important articles is "A Gllmnso or tho Getm World." by O. W. Wlnttrbuin, M. P. This l the "sim ple explanation" for tho month, nnd takes up tho subject of bacteria and tho enormous amount of good they do io humanity. It tier.ts of thlr otlgin and labors In a fascinating wav, and Imparts an astonishing amount of infoi motion In u manner wheh makes it stick to tho memory. Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly for March Is fortunate In Its leading feature, which is an elaborate and finely Illus trated account of "The British Army, at Homo and in South Africa," by Major General Nelson A. Miles, commanding tho United States Army. General Miles reviews and analyzes the Imperial British military organization In all Its branches, und with particular referent o to tho ob stlnato war now engaging ull Its energies tn South Africa. "A .Tasto of War In Luzon." Is tho ti tle under which Phelps Whltmarsh, tho special commissioner In tho Philippines for Tho Outlook, describes his stirring experiences with Colonel Bell In the fight Ing and foiced mauhes In tho northern part of Luzon by which tho Insurgents' at my there was dispersed. Mr. Whlt marsh also furnishes many Interesting photographs. ThoMrtlclo appears In the March Mugazlno Number of The Outlook. The Living Ago announces a four-part story, called "Misunderstandings," trans, laled from tho French of Madame Blanc, to begin in tho number for March 3. The "misunderstandings" referred to arUe from tho freo nnd unconventional con duct of an American girl In Paris, nnd mo story is, in effect, a new "Daisy Mil ler" from tho Parisian point of view. "Unique, expressive, captivating slang" Is the description which best applies to tho llttlo volume of "Billy Baxter's Let ters" which has been Issued by tho Du qucsno Distributing company of Iturmar vlllo, Pa., In memory of tho author, Will lam J. Kountz, Jr., tho bright young Al legheny county newspaper man whose recent death caused a widespread shock. City Government Is the name of n, monthly publication Issued from Troy, N. Y which should be tn tho possession of every municipal officer nnd student of city problems. It covers thoroughly tho whole field Indicated by Its title and Is each month a compact encyclopaedia of timely knowledge. In the March number of McCIure's Magazine, Walter Wellman tells another story from his recent extraordinary expe riences in the Arctic. Ho will nlso glvo tho conclusions from his own cxpcrlcnco regarding tho only feasible way to reach tho Polo, telling what It is and what it Involves. Oeorgo F. Bcckor, United States geolo gist, who hns traversed South Africa, tells in tho March Forum his views of tho Anglo-Boor yvar. Ho credits tho Boers with many admirable qualities, but shows conclusively that they are In the wrong in tho present conflict. Tho perron who wishes, In rending a story, to bo held spell-bound by Intensity of interest nnd intricacy of plpt should purchtso "High Stakes," by Lawrence L. Lynch, published by Laird and Lee, Chi cago. It is enough to make Wllklo Col line." ghost havo a spasm of envy. Governor Roosevelt's third nrtlclo on "Cromwell." In Scrlbner's for March, compares the conditions nt tho end of the English Civil War with those at the end of tho American Civil War. It also de scribes Jho battle of Preston. "A History of the Spanish-American War," by Richard H. Titherington, based upon official reports, Spanish nnd Ameri can, nnd other sources of authentic In formation, Is to bo published shortly by D. Appleton & Co. Tho last issue of tho Reform club quar terly. Munlcplal Affairs, is devoted to ex plaining how a city may be made beauti ful. The subject Is considered from a variety of standpoints by authors of na tional refutation. Tho second number of The Successful American, tho monthly Journal of con temporary biography, has appeared and Is repleto with timely Information about several score of tho prominent Americans of tho day. A new feature of tho Cosmopolitan Is tho causcrlo entitled "Men, Women nnd Events." which gives some of the fresh est nnd most accurate personal anecdote and genteel gossip of the time. Tho continued popularity of "David Ha rum" is Indicated by the increasing fig ures, which are said now to have reached 425,000. CONVENTION CALLS. First Legislative District. Notice Is hereby given that a conven tion of tho Republicans of the First leg islative district will bo held at 3 p. m. on tho 20th day of March next, at Co-operative hall, West Side, for the purpose of nominating a candldato for the legisla ture to represent said district and elect ing two delegates to attend tho Repub lican state convention to be held In Har rlsburg on April 25, 1900. The primaries will bo held on Saturday nttcrnoon. March 17, botween the hours of 4 and 7 o'clock. According to the rules govern ing tho Republican primaries of this leg islative district rotlco of tho date of said primary election must be given by tho district chaltman at least twenty days beforo said primary election and each candidate, must register with tho district chairman his full name and postoftlco address and pay his assessment fifteen days before the primary election or his name will rot bo placed on tho ofllelal ballot. No votes shall bo counted for nny person who has not complied with these conditions. W. A. Paine, Chairman. Attest: Joseph Jeffrys, Secretary Scranton, Ta., Feb. 22, 1000. Second Legislative District. Notice Is hereby given to tho Rcpubll can voters of tho Second Legislative dis trict that a primary election will be held on Saturday, March 17, 1000, between tho hours of 4 and 7 o'clock p. m., for tho purpose of electing two delegates to rep resent said legislative district in the com ing Republican state convention to be held In Harrlsburg, and to nominate a candidate for the legislature. The con vention to compute the vote will bo held on Tuesday, March 20, 1900, at 1 o'clock p. m In the court house In Scranton. In accordance with the rules governing this district the candidates will be voted for directly by the voters at tho polls. Each candidate must register with the district chairman his full namo and post office address and pay his assessment twenty days beforo the election or his name will not bo placed In tho official ballot, neither will any votes cast for him bo counted. Tho district vigilance committees In the various precincts will conduct the election and tho result will bo reported by the return Judge to tho district con vention, which will bo composed of tho return judges of tho various districts. A written notico containing further In structions will bo sent to the members of tho said district vigilance committee. Frederick W. FIcltz. Chairman. Attest: Walter E. Davis, Secretary. Third Legislative District. In pursuunce of a evolution of tho Re publican ttandhig cemmltteo of tho Third Legislative district of Lackawanna cemn ty, adopted at a regular meeting held on Saturday, tho 21th day of Fcbiuary. 1900, tha district convention will bo held on Tuesday, tho 10th day of April. 1&J0, at 2 o'clock p. m., in tho arbitration room of the court house, Scranton, for the put pose of nominating a candidnto for tho legislature und electing two (2) delegates to represent said lcplslitlvo district in tho state convention to bo held at Har rlsburg on April 2", 1000, nnd transacting such other business as shall bo brought beforo it. Vigilance committees will hold primary elections on Saturday, tho 7th day of April, 1D00, between the hours of 4 nnd 7 p. m. Each election district shall elect one person, a qualified elector of said district, to act as a member of tho legislative standing commltteo for tho next ensu ing culendar year, whtso name shall bo certified to on tho returns to the district convention. Candidates who havo thus far regis tered their names with the secretary ut 903-901, Mears building, Scranton, Pa., and those who are desirous of registering will observo tho requirements of rule 6, which reads as follows: "Each candldato must register his full name und postof ficc address with tho chairman of the legislative standing committee and shall pay his assessment to the district cnair. man at least twenty days before the pri mary election, or his name will not be printed on the official ballot." Saturday, tho 17th day of March, 1900, Is the last day for registering and paying the assessment. T. J. Matthews. Chairman. Attest: J. E. Watklns, Secretary, Scranton, Pa., February, 28, 1900. A WAR EXPERT. Although no man of mighty deeds, Ho has my admiration keen; Ho enn pronounce the names ho read And knows just what the war map means. Washington Star. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO l In Woman's Realm COOKING HAS been nn established courso recently In voguo In many normal nnd several high schools of tho country. As a rulo It has been at tended with excellent results, from a ccr. tain standpoint, ns It Is said that more girls marry at enco after being grad uated from schools whoso curriculum contains a cooRIng courso than from oth crs not thUB equipped. But Philadelphia hns decided to pitch nut the range, tho pots, kettles and pans, neck and crop from Its girls' high school. Tho renson as signed Is that tho schedule of studies is so full that cooking occupies too much tlmo which can moro profitably bo de voted to higher education. Tho reason not assigned Is said to bo that the girls nro tired of cooking nnd of spoiling thrlr hands with dish washing, burns and other disadvantages connected with tho opet ntlons, all of which goes to show that girls nro pretty much ollko In their views of kitchen duties whether tho dish wash ing Is a part of tho homo curriculum in tho morning or taken with nmollorallng icaturcs in tne shape or a fancy apron and a group of merry companions In the afternoon at school. Tho cooking school at tho Young Wo men's Christian association, although pursued under practical plans continues to bo ns popular ns at first und will bo Inter exploited by many Lenten break fasts and luncheons by tho clans mem bers. Arrangements for tho second course nro now being made. It Is prob ablo that somo of the- classes will prcfor a short series of chafing dish lessons. ONCE UPON a tlmo this town was lighted by gas; at least such was tho allegation. Tho company fur nishing tho illumination hael a very ac curate calenelur, being every bit as elab orate even to tho jokes, as tho almanac popularly supposed to be dally perused by tho farmer. Foot notes relating to the moon were especially complete as to details, although they were not so much In the way of "Now plant potatoes," nnd "Pole beans today," ns stating when that luminary was scheduled to be full. On those nights tho gas company muelo money for not a bit of gas was turned on. Clouds might obscure all light but the moon was promised to shine and If It failed In Its contract that wasn't tho gas company's fault. Hcnco there were very many dark nights In Scranton and tho unhappy citizens wandered to and fro on the face of the earth making many "by and forbidden paths" to quote from the old time "experlenco" meeting. Is that what wo nro ngaln coming to In the Immediate future? PEOPLE WHO contemplate reading Sapho from tho public library aro doomed to disappointment. A num ber of Daudet's bcoks are to bo found therein and in fact Sapho was for somo time, but tho solitary volume which the librarian deemed enough for Scranton's tasto in that stylo of literature long ngo was worn out, being ns bad outsldo ns In, and it has never been renewed. Hcnco theso tears from como of tho would-be readers. IF YOU WANT a bandanna waist, sleeves and all, you must buy four big bandannas. They cost a dollar each nnd really when combined, say In blue and white, mako a beautiful effect. Tor a bolero with sleeves over a white or ganella or silk under bodlco three nro amply sufficient. THE HOME FOR THE FRIENDLESS now has the largest number of In mates in its history. There are seventy-three in nil. HER STRONG POINT. She has no dog to fondle, She hns no cat to pet; She does not own n parrot, Shu leads no social set; Sho writes no learned papers To rend whero women moot. But she can get up dishes Her husband likes to eat. 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Ripans Tabules are, I think, the best possible family medicine, and I have lately heard many friends speak highly of their wonderful curative properties. Aow tjLpK-U.TteonUinlcTVUxturiNl taiiiuh irne b.re-roH mve i.t. citthi Cout'ANT.So. DbprucoHtrft. Jiew York or a IurU I tjjuDUi Dafdja tM bid ( graven, ffeocrnl iUrcH'eri uo juuu uJ a Iwuur torta and barber tliopfc EY'S h.L JLL4 We have just opened our spriug line of New Foulards, and take pleasure in calling your attention to the same, representing, as they do, the CREAM of the best manu facturers' Hue for 1900. Dif fering from last season when most everything shown was in Blacks and NaVys, this season's line comes in colors and shades more appropriate for a summer garment and comprises the New Blues, Greys, Heliotropes, Fawns, jtc, etc., both in the "Natu? ral Foulard" and "Libert! Satin" finish. Omr duaMles Are too handsome to de , scribe and our assortment NOW is far more extensive than in any season heretofore, . but on account of the scarcity in all the finer grades, this condition will only last for a limited time, and early buy- 1 ers will get by far the best selection. See our exhibit this week 510-512 LACKAWANNA AVEOTE Tlie fmg Piafinete. Teachers and superintendents de siring (or class use in picture study, something that is substantial and inexpensive will find these beautiful new reproductions of great value. We have 100 different subjects to select from. The prices are very reasonable and the assortment is complete. With this book the simple act of writing produces a copy. Any letter head can be used and a copy produced from pencil or any kind of pen and ink. When the book is filled, extra fillers can be purchased from us at very little cost. Two sizes and bindings in stock. 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