r,t' iv T1"- b J " -v--- 11IE SCKAISTON TltlBUiNE-TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1900. 6e Scrattfon rt8tme Published Dally, Except Sunday, by The Tribune 1'ubUshlns Company, ut Fifty Cents n Month. livy a mciiAnD, lwitor. O. V. BYXBnL'. Business Mutineer. New York On!cc! 110 Napsnu fit. S. S. VnRKI.AN'D, Bolo Apcnt for KurelRii Ailvertlslntr. Entered nt llio Poftofllrp nl Scrnnton, I'ft., ua Second-Class Moll Matter. When snnco will iicrinlt, Tim Trlbiinn In nlwnyn pKid to nrlnl nhort lettui-B from Its friends Ih-iiiIiik on current topics but Its rule Is thnt these must be signed, for publication, by the wrlter'c real mime: Bin! the I'omlltlnn precedent to ncecptunco Is that nil contributions shall bo subject to editorial revision. SCHANTON, PKBKUARY 27, 1900. The suggestion nf u corrc.niondent In nnuthur eolunin that the programme Blvett on Saturday evening nt tho Bicycle club house for the benefit of the Home for tliu I'l-loniHc-ps be re peated on n larger scale and open to gincral patronage la apparently u timely one. ' Apropos of "Sapho." a"Vll" PIIACTICAI. effect of the public liUrtl'slnii of thi moral or Immoral chatacter of the (bam. Hi pr nUili'Mi vhl 'h Is to .lppriir In Scranton this evening will li to jam tlu theittor to the t'loiu, In the auilleneo will b..' hun iln i i f oi-li' w ho do noi theoretically ispii .. i i'.;:; Indeeaicy, but who never tli' i i " , I i b" attraeted to see "Sapho" b ..I,-' . f ih'.' Htli1 which Ita produo ti i ha:! occasioned eKewhi v: Tlu-y v.il jldr1. to eurlo.vlly. I'tum what ii have lead ain! heatd ( :-"iil:if,- the i !.:;, ue Mi.peel that, i i point of miggeNtlveno.'-s, It will not .' up to It.-i evil rcpututlon; but mi nt' I't lull. tidy It belongs to a clll-M of pliy.s which (ii-punii f : their llimucl-it Mlt i ::! upon their ea'ci'lng to sensual irpiln.-t.-. Just as tb -it- are iieis-nns not I ' tb .Viiitff. In inuial purity who will I'Nhiblt linmi'dlate Intercut In scan ilalmi.v ;,( .sip n- n shady story, so then arc tln"-c who will read wills avidity the off color boo!; or rush to attend the tainted drama. Tlase poison.- are not 1 aitlciilarl vicious, as friends and neighbors they compare iitvoiably with the pioplo who are stricter In appear ances; lut by th'lr eas)-golng ways they make possible a lot of unneces sary mischief in the world and if they reallzi.il it fully they would probably repent and amend their ways. Some taint Is Inevitable In every wall: In life; but !t is a pity that In the case of an Institution which has within It the educational possibilities of the theater there should appear to be a disposition to make taint the predomi nant slock In trade. This is unhealth fl. It will hurt the theater, In the long run, fully as much as It is hurt ing the community nt large. A stage given over to obscenity or evil sug gestion cannot permanently widen but must soon contract Its circle of sup port. Tlio American people arc not prudish, but at tho same time they are not without self-respect. They 'will some day tire of unsavory theatrical diet and then the real drama will have, its chance. In the meantime, tho wise plan is to take these troubles philosophically. Intelligent generalship does not make sacrifice of life in mere stubbornness! The proper name for that Is inhuman fanaticism. The Proffered Compromise. -T-Vn; COMPltOMISK reported I lu have been offered by the JSL Kcpubliean lucrs in con gress to the Republican members who will not accept th 2,". per cent, tin iff bill for l'u,rto l:k-,i s-em.i like a giving away of .me of the ina bility's main contentions, if the need of Puerto Rico is revenue, a 10 or 13 per cent, rate will hardly sulllce. Its imposition would, however, sustain the argument ih.it the constitution doe.) not necessarily, and by its own Inher ent power, extend to captured terri tory. The willingness of the majority to accept a still further reduced t a rift, levied only Mnporaiib. absolves It fiom suspicion un the score of being under the inlluence of the ti lists. A 10 or in per cent, tariff would afford no advantage to any trust. It would simply hi. a nominal duty levied with a view to establishing the right oC the federal government to differentiate between the tariff legislation of tho mainland and that of the dependencies. If the establishment of this precedent Is the main consideration, the major ity is justilled In yielding on non essentials. Count Castellano has wisely conclud ed that a libel suit Is a much more dig nliled, If not so satisfactory a method of settling dilllculties with the e-.i.tor. . The Broader View. T1IK U'ADIXC! American authority In Its line, th. Kngineerlng News, takes' no stock In the contention that It the United States shall build the Nicaragua canal It will need to fortify it ho as to bo able to close It to an ene my's warships In the event of war. In nio'dcrn warfare tho natural objec tive of iv naval force, tho News polma out. is not the enemy's coast but his ships. Modern coast defense lenders It impracticable for a lleet to attack a fortified port until It has tlrst swept the opposlirg Heets from the seas, if at all. In 'other words, the proper manner for the United States to fortify tho Nicaragua canal would be, iih Admiral Dewey ays, to have a navy sulllclent to Keep an enemy's ships away trom the canal. But, says tho News, the great value of the canal will be commercial rather than military. "Tho United States in iwakenlng to Its destiny as tho great istmanufacturlng and trading nation )f t.he earth. American producers liavo shown that with a fair Held and no favors they can compete In the world' markets, "and obine off victorious. Wo ha-e Jus, achieved one of tho greatest tiittmniis over scored by American dip lomacy" 'sin securing International agreement for the 'open door' in China. It would ill become us now to adopt a narrow und Illiberal policy, In open- Inu a highway between the world's two great oceans. The gift which nature bestowed on mankind, In making the neck of land which Joins the two Amer ican continents ho narrow that It may bo pierced by human agenrles, In u gift bestowed on tho human ince, and not on this nation alone. If we, by our en terprise, nro the II- st to open it paicago through tho harrier, wo may Just'y claim a toward from those who benellt by this highway commensurate with our lisk nnri the outlay in making it, but to seel: to monopolize its use would be co-itiary to our highest national as pirations, ns well as an Injury to our be.u Interests, "Similarly in regard to the military aspects of tho canal. No one can doubt that tho temper of tho American people Is not for war, but for peace. "Wei should bo blind to recent events If wo did not appreciate and prize anew tin evidence that the seas which loll be tween us and the other great nations of tho world nro a defense far stronger than nil the armaments of Ruro'pe. V'a do not need the canal to protect us from foreign aggression. Our strength, actunl and potential, Is so great thnt we need fear no foreign foe. We have stood among the nations for tho prin ciple of arbitration Instead of war; we have favored the extension of tho prin ciple of neutrality to cover nil private property on tho high seas In time of war. Certainly, then, It would 1)1 be come us to object to the neutralization of the cana! through the Central American isthmus, and we believe that the treaty which Secretary Hay has drafted, and of which ho lias secured the approval of Great Britain, is favor ed by a gicat majority of the Ameilcan people." It grows In favor the more It is studied. An Interesting feat in journalism has recently been performed In London in the establishment at Manchaster of a plant to print exact duplicates of the London Daily Mall. The contents of the latter paper, Item by Item, together with the order of make-up, are tele Kiaphed to Manchester over special leased wires and thus the Mall Is en abled to eel into the North of Kng land and Scotland four hours ahead of all competitors. It is a wonder some American hustler does not try this plan. The Reason Why. II' WE MAY ACCEPT the word of Mr. Wellman, Washington cor lespondent.of the Chicago Times Herald, an interesting story lle-s behind tho Hop of the Republican lead ers in congress from free trade with Puerto Rico to a differential tariff. It Involved a scheme to drive Cuba Into the United States. There are pow erful financial and commercial Influ ences which have long been at work to effect the annexation of Cuba. They have maintained In New York a well equipped literary bureau and have ne glected no opportunity to advance tho object of their desire, nnd the proposi tion of free trade with, Puerto Rico, If Mr. Wellman'u Information bo cor rect, was one of the cleverest of their many clever moves. As Mr. Wellman says, "Cuba and Puerto Rico are to a large extent competitor In the Ameri can market, due to the similarity of their climate and production. If Puerto Rico were given free access to the markets of the United States, while Cuba has to pay full tailff rates, the former would enter upon an era of un paralleled prosperity while the latter was struggling along against tho ad verse tariff disci lininatlon. Inevitably, it was argued, the object lesion of Puerto Rico's advantage as an Ameri can colony would dilve the people of Cuba into seeking the same or a more Intimate relationship to the great re public. Tho contrast would bo made so striking that even tho dullest or most Intensely patriotic Cuban must see that the only salvation of the Island lay In annexation. It Is doubtful if President McKI-.U'y fully understood the motive bf'-'lnd the Puerto Rlcan free trade pioposltlon when he made the recom mendation In hl.-i message, but tho men who are Interested In Cuba's future from tha industrial and capitalistic standpoint did thoroughly understand It. The president; saw that tho people of Puerto Rico were anxious to become American citizens, that they needed an open market heie In order that they might regain their lost prosperity, and In good faith he declared It to be our plain duty to give them free trade with this country." Rut Mr. Wellman goes on to explain how It came about that the Republican leuders found out that tho Democrats, If the free trade Idea should bo adopted, intended to raise a great labor scare lu this country, telling the American worklngmen that free trade with Puerto Rico meant free trade with thi Philippines and hopeless competition against underpaid "coolie" und Malay labor: and how they then changed about and took u: the low tariff Idea, not as a concession to any trust or special Interest but as an act of political expediency or self-protection. Ho says the president appreciates tho political necessity for this apparent reversal of policy and is favorable to the .'.'i per cent, tariff but us a matter of propriety cannot make public admission of hH change of opinion, "This unfortunate complication," Mr. Wellman add?, "which threatens the Republican ma jority in the house with disruption and may lead to tho most serious political consequences, Is nn Indication of tho delicate nature of many of the new questions arising out of tho nation's new responsibilities. Tho president could not foresee that a recommenda tion of flee trade with Puerto Rko wa:i to lead to such trouble nor is It likely that tho men who prepared th.- ground for that recommendation as a means of whipping Cuba Into annexation woo ablo to foresee, tho sort of a political boomerang they were dealing with." It is no crime to change one's mind. No man Is Infallible. Better by far a willingness to correct a mlstako thaii stubborn persistence In error. Tho recent raids on got-tich-qulck concerns In Chicago have shown a degree of prosperity on tho part of these Institutions, Indicating that tho oft-repeated statement that a fool Is born every tulnutn ! a very meagre estimate of the Inereuso of this clas.i of population. The get-rich-qulcU business masquerades under many titles. But from the wild-cnt land tichemo to the nlckel-In-the-slot swin dle, the principle Is tho sume, and the man who doe.i not get rich at tho first turn of the wheel will sooner or later ic.illzo that ho has been a contllbutor to the fund which Is entirely monopo lised by the people who live by their wits. It Is Impossible honestly to got niiuethlng for nothing, no matter how alluring tho prospectus may be. Our esteemed contemporary, tho ln dlanapolls Press, nftcr hesitating long between love of Senator Beverldgo and natural desire to be "agin the govern ment," has at last taken Its place among thoantl-expanslonlsts, nnd, with tho zeal characteristic of a young con veit, proceeds to prove Its worth by a prodigious lung power. In the sad eyn of the Press, this great nnd glorious republic Is now committed' to "com mercial exploitation, trust perpetuation, political demoralization, congressional usurpation, all under the hypocritical plea of 'benevolent assimilation' and covered by the sauctlllcd cloak of re ligious propogatlon!" And yet our con temporary gets three meals a day. After one experience with nn auto mobile, which gave out nnd left him on the road live miles from home, the other day, General Shatter has re solved that the Santiago ampalgn buckboard Is the only i citable vehicle for road excursions. OWIine SUidies of fiiinjan Nafiire Horse Trade "Rules. JJ AVID HARl'.M was a good hor.so trad cr, but a recent transaction in horse-lle-ili which was made by a well-known Mcmpblan shows that there nro others who know how to get the long end of a horse trade. Several weelis ngo tills Memphis man taw a line buggy horse which he thought ho wanted. He located the owner nnd asked tho pi Ice. "Onu fifty," was tho reply. After looking the animal over closely and trying her speed be concluded It was a good trade, and without more ado wroto a check for tho amount. The next day bo found that tho mare was ns blind as a bat, but this did not hinder her speed nor detract from her general appearance. He drove tho animal for several weeks and suc ceeded lu attracting tho admiration of another lover of horseflesh, who made a proposal to purchase. "Well," said the Memphlan, "I gave ono fifty for her, but 1 will let you havo her for one sixty-live." The prospective owner looked tho ani mal over and concluded ho had u bar fain. Ho paid over the money and took the mare. When the animal was un hitched the first thing she did was to run against u post, and then by way of em phasizing tho fact she was blind, fell over a barrel. The next day tho buyer came back to tho Memphlan with blood in bis eye. "Colonel, you know that mare you sold me," be began. "Well, she's stone blind." "I know It," replied the colonel, with an easy air. "You didn't say anything to mo about It," said the purchaser, his faco redden ing with nnger. "Well, I tell you," replied tho colonel. "That fellow who sold her to mo didn't tell mo about it, and I Just concluded that he didn't want It known." Tho new owner took his medicine and Is now on tho lookout for a friend on whom ho can even things. Memphis Scimitar. At Close Range. Q Ni: OK THOSK QUICK and happy re torts that spring readily to the ynn kco tongue was made by tho young De trolter who recently gave a most enter taining lecture upon his Impressions of (J recce. Ho came back from abroad on an Kng llsli vessel. Being genial nnd of an In vestigating tut n of mind, bo was soon on terms of Intimacy with all the ollicers. Because of thu wars In which Britain and tills country are lespectlvcly engaged and divided opinions as to the meilts of these controversies, earnest but good-nutuicd dis'-usslrns were of daily occurrence. One altcrnoon most of tho ollicers were present and debate was running high with tho youns Dctroltcr as tho only champiMi of America. Ho had Ills buck to tho wall and kept bis head like a vet eran. Ho pari led and thrust with such rapidity that bis assailants were soro puzzled as to tho best mode of attack. Finally the blr engineer niado this thrust: "Well, it begins to look to mo as though there was no way but for Ihigland to go at It and lick your bloom In' country." "What, again''" came quick ns a flash and with laughing sarcasm. It took a full minute to digest tho two words. Then there was a beaity roar of r-'ngllsh hilarity nnd they patted tho Dctroltcr admiringly on the back. "In lighting and talking thes-o yankces nro ugly customers," commented tho en gineer. Detroit l'reo Press. Novel Mail Matter. A NK DAY' several years ago a mall u clerk, who Is still In tho service with duties ut one of the railway btatlous lu Detroit as transfer clerk, took bis little son along with him on tho Grand Rapid. , and Detroit rvn. It was not the first i trip the youngster had made with his father, and tho novelty had worn off to , a certain extent. At ono point of the run -tho clerk was very busy "slinging" ! his mull, und his attention for a time whs withdrawn from tho movements of tlie little companion, When ho nt las,t looked around he was horrified to Und that his son was nowbeio In sight I Visions of a fall out of tho car during i tho swift running of the train Hashed I across thu tutlier's mind, and the cold , I perspiration stood out on Ills forehead us ho thought of tjio little, mangled form lying along tho track miles behind him. ) Work for tho father was quite Imposslblo fur tho remainder of the run to tho next I rtntlou. He was alone In his cur, and I 1 there was no way of communicating with any of the train crew until they stopped, i Ills feelings may be Imagined by any doting parent. "Jlmmle! Jlinniio!'' frantlcully called the agonized father. "Ob. what will be come of your mother? Jlmmlo! Jlmmle! Whero uro you, my little man'.'" Suddenly there was n movement In ono of the open pouches banging to a hook ono of tho pouches that was to bo thrown off at an approaching station and tho little, frowsy lieud of the mlsslm; buy piotiudcd fiom tho opening like tho rising of the sun of gladness to thu fathtr's o) es, "Rein I is, papa." tho child leplled. "I dess I been iiidepp." lis has never hud tho opiiortunlty to tc.'.co a nap lu a United Suites mall b.is t-lnco that occasion. Dett oil Tree Press. Judged by His Apparel. TDK Dl'KU of Norfolk, who has volun-i-ered to resign thu position of post master general In tho British cabinet with Die iika of going to the trout lu South Africa, Is ono of tho richest peers in I'ngl.'i (I, as well ns a leading repro. rentallvo ef tho Roman Catholic religion In tho itniMu of lords. He is noted for hl3 kind heart and for hls utter disregard for bis permm: I appeurance, relates tho Chi cago Tribune. So far Is hi from a proud and haughty disposition that ho Is known by the tenants on his estates as "Uncle Henry." Because of tho poor clothes which ho wears ho has been the victim of somo curious and u musing adventures. On one occasion ho hud engaged to Uls- tribute the prizes to tho pupils at a con vent. Instead of riding to tho convent In state bo walked, niul was met In tho grounds by one of tho Sisters, who, Judg ing from his nppcaranco that ho was an applicant for cbailty, cxpiesscd her Bor row that relief was not distributed on that day. "I know, Hlrter." raid tho Buke, "but you do distribute, pilz.es, and I have comu to dIMrlbuto tliein for you." Tho Luck of Mayor Hart. AVult THOMAS N. HART, of Boston, conducted his own camnalmi In u M masterly manner. Tiro situation was peculiarly delicate. Normally, Boston N Democratic, but at the December elec tions there was n bolting wing of the Democracy that threatened nt the first sign of a mistake or the utterance of an unwise sentiment to return Its nlleglxneo to tho Democratic cnndllate. Mr. Hart therefore plnuncd for a short campaign with few speeches. Thero were nn mis takes, nnd tho bolting Democracy elected Mr. Hart. When It was "all over but tho shout ing" Mr. Hart. In conversation with rno of tho Republican lenders, said: "This campaign tcmlnds mo of tho old southtrji darky who was brought before tho court for stealing chickens." "In what way?" somo ono asked. "Why, tho Judge asked the old man, looking at him sharply nnd speaking In his sternest manner: 'Were you ever In court before for stealing chickens?" " 'No, snh,' said tho colored brother with a grin; Tso been mighty lucky, sah,' "And so havo I," said Mr. Hart with n hearty laugh. Saturday Evening Post. In Hag Time Attire. "COR HEAVEN'S SAKE, tell that new servant of yours to get a new dress before sho comes hero tomorrow. She Is positively too slovenly to como Into tho dining room." This "heavy" was dealt out by a sub urbanite to bis wife tho other mornlns. Sho Informed the negress of tho desire of the master of tho house, but that gen tleman had no Idea his Instructions would be so well carried out. When the breakfast was brought In the following morning what was his surprise to behold tho negress togged out In a magnlticent evening dress, with sparklers lu her hair and other adornments on her bare arms nnd neck. "What s all this" he cried. "Have you tired that other lirl and got an Egyptian princess in her place?" "No, boss," said tho girl, speaking for herself, "Tsc do same nigger, but I Jess put on mull rne-llmo elo'es, as you wuz so paiileier 'bout muh pussonul 'pear ance." Memphis Scimitar. NUBS Of KNOWLEDGE. Tho Christian Endeavor society Is now represented In every country of tho world. Tho total distance of tho projected "Cape to Cairo" railroad In Africa la 3.C6I miles. Tho Salvation Army has opened a new food and shelter depot at Wellington, Now Zealand. A miner's lamp, using acetylene gas, has been introduced Into the Sclbeek mines of Germany. Tho grandson of the first woman to become a Christian In Kululand was re cently ordained a mllonary. Competent Judges have estimated tho number of deer sluln by sportsmen lu Maine In ono season to bo 10,000. While 3 conts Is the lowest price at which ono can get shaved In New York tho lowest price for a hair-cut Is D cents. A hunter has been employed by ths Canadian government to kill wild ani mals for its exhibit at the Paris Exposi tion. Texas Is the greatest pecan nut grow ing state In the Union. It produces two thirds of tho pcca.i nuts that are mar keted. A Chicago company proposes to furnish electric light and trolley power for San Juan. Porto Rico and nil the country for miles around, This year tho United States will export about 200,000 bushels of Its wheat crop, about 80,000,000 of which will be In tho form of flour. Eighteen thousand bills and jont rcso hittons wero presented by members In tho Inst congress, 12.B03 In tho house and E,55 In the senate. Lake shipping furntshei the cheapest transportation In the world, tho rate be ing approximately three-quarters of a mill per ton per mile. The Salvation Army has taken a halt In Paris close to the Exposition bulld Ingss where services will be conducted dally for the benefit of visitors. Tnblo Mountain, at Cape Town, South Africa, Is a magnificent natural curiosity. It Is nearly 4,00ii feet In height, and has a level top about three squaro miles In area. In tho Drnkcnsburg Mountains, In Na tal, Is a natural formation known as Napoleon's Kop. It gives an excellout bust representation of tha Little Cor poral. As now surveyed from New Yoii to Buenos Ayrcs tho Intended Pnn-Amerl-enn railroad would be 10,221 miles lorg. To finish nnd equip It would cost at least IJnn.oOO.OOrt. In Manila tho Presbyterian missiona ries hold services every Sunday In the Young Men's Christian association's tent, and on Thursday evening In the private residences of a Filipino, who himself has been a Bible reader for many yearn. An association of women In Oregon bus been formed to work ngalnst the woman's suffrage amendment which Is to be voted on In that state next year. These women say woman's suffrage has proved Itself a failure In school elections. An Ohio man has patented a street car floor which will prevent people treading on sitting passengers' toes, tho edges of tho floor being double, with tho upper thickness supported at Intervals on brackets to lift It high enough to allow tho passengers' toes to slip under. The Second Unitarian church, of Bos. ton, recently celebrated Its two hundred and fiftieth anniversary, Samuel Mather was the first minister of this church. Afterward Increase and Cotton Mather filled the pulpit, and It was hi-io that Emerson served his only pastorate. Tho first armored trains used lu war fare wero crudely built affairs and orig inated during the civil war. In splto of this curly use. It Is u strango fact that no patents have been Issued In this conn try for armored cars, though English In ventors havo made many Important Im provements. It has been almost universally noted, says tho Family Doctor, that wherever In the world flesh-eating Is Increasing, cancer Is Increasing at tho same ratio. The iico-catlng natives of India are al. most wholly free from cancer, whlla pork-eaters and free users of animal food suffer from It. Another of the monster blasts which nro at Intervals brought off at the largo quarries at Furnace, on Lochfyneslde, Argylesblre, took place recently and proved successful. There were four tons of powder used, and It was estimated that somo "O.OW tons of rock wero dis lodged by that blast. A SUGGESTION. Editor of Tho Tribune Sir: Tho writer Is ono of many In thH city that was debarred, owing to tho limited number of tickets Issued, from tha pleasure of v.tiiti.liu; the very In teresting enterti.lnie- .' livii at thu Soruutoii Bicycle club li u.- Satu 'ay evening for the bciallt of no Home for tho Frlend'fSH. I naturally take inter est In Institutions of this excellent char acter, nnd knowing somewhat tho senti ment of tho people relative to the novelty of tho programme rendered, respectfully svggest that the munugers of the Homo far the Friendless gh'u an opportunity to thu general public to witness this inugniflcent entertainment at popular prices on the Lyceum stage at as early a date as irrangements can bo made, thereby adding many dollars to this worthy chatlty. Respectfully yours. L. K. Torbct. Scranton, Fwb. 28. ooooooooooooooooo I In Woman's Realm g ooooooooooooooooo MISS ELIZABETH DOFRSAM and Miss Mlcklo, of the Young Wonu n's Christian asujclatlon gymnasium, will undertake a rrott Interesting enter prico the coming summer lu tho estab lishing or a summer hemo for self-supporting girls, The houso Is a cottage at Lake Ariel loaned for tho purpose by Mr. Charles Schlaget. It Is to be occupied dining tho months of June, July, Au gust and September. Mlus Docrs.im and Miss Mlcklo .will take entile charge and will themselves attend to the household duties, Thero are looms for ten guests and these will be taken ut tho modest rale of three dollars a week. They will be expected to take caie of their own looms but will be piovlded excellent board and more privileges than arc usu ally found at summer resorts at more than double tho cost. Already the month of August Is filled with applicants. The present difficulty Is tho furnishings of tho cottage. Tho chief stock on hand seems to be In the shape of soup plates of various designs and decorations. Other things nro needed nnd anything in tho way of bedroom furniture Is spe cially desired. Kind frb nils who will dis card old pieces this spring may do a good died by making a contilbutlon to this hone whero hnrd working young wo men can find a few days' rest which olhenvlse they would bo unable to afford, A MAN'S description of his costumo when be Is masquerading ns a wo man Is unique. Secretary Atherton confided to Ids lrlends last week that ha should wear a "gasoline challlo gown" at tho cake walk with many beautiful skirts und a bias around tho train. Of course he meant sllkiitlno and In his mind nifties and flounces wero confounded with bias pieces. If a man undertakes to tell about a woman's flock lie Is sure to use the term "bias" as he seems to labor under tho hallucination that this word means almost everything Intricate nnd stylish. Thoso who saw Mr. Atherton' s make tip Saturday night will not bo sur prised to learn that It was slightly be wildering to his masculine intellect. (II 1SS ROCKWELL, who helped lo 11 make the cake walk so decided a success. Is a niece of Mrs. W. D. Buyer. Her father holds a very promi nent position In connection with the Brooklyn Eagle, being chief of the court department, His daughter Is talented nnd attractive. MB. LITTLEFIELD'S PERORA TION. From His Recent Speech in Congress. "May our flag float over tho whole re public, In tho Occident and the Orient; over tho Pearl of tho Antilles and tho 10,000 Islands near far off Cathay, upjn land and sea, over school, home, and church, tho emblem of our Integrity and good faith, of liberty and freedom, of tho Inestimable blessings of a Christian civi lization, of human rights guaranteed by tho Constitution, not dependent upon tho evanescent will of state cr national legis latures, too often affrighted nt their own shadows; rights Imbedded In the Consti tution, not floating ns empty bubbles on tho perturbed surface of eloquent pero rations; rights that are eternal nnd world-wide, not ephermeral and circum scribed, of opportunity, not oppression, nnd of regeneration, not repression. Thus, nnd thus only, shall It be and ever re main, by the blessing and favor of Al mighty God, the unsullied and untar nished symbol of our honor and glory and splendor." IN A NUTSHELL. Walter Wellman In tho Times-Herald. An acre or two of space In the Con gressional Record has been filled during tha last week with learned discussions of the great constitutional question whether or not tho United States ran hold colonies and govern them as other great nations govern colonies, but no one has said a better thing than bluff old General Haw ley uttered at a collego dinner hero last night. "This great nation of ours," said Sena tor Hawley, "was not born deformed." FURIITU Roll Top Desks, Flat Top Desks, Standing Desks, Typewriter Desks, And Office Chairs A Large Stock to Select from. Hill & Com eel 1 121 X. WashiiiRlon Ave., ALWAYS UUbY, They Must Go That's the order we gave o 2,000 pairs of Double-Sole Shoes ior ladies and geutle ineu. Prices from $1.!0 TO 33.00. OFFGE n? I'1 Lewis. Rellly & Davles, 1U-11S Wvomlne Avenue. MlnM Men Get Ready for lospectioini Wc have now a full Hue of all makes of Watches that we guarantee to pass. Buy your Watches of an old reliable house. Not soiu. agent who will open shop for two or three months and then ski out. We are here to stay. Our guarantee is "as good a3 gold." Prices as low as any. MERCEREAU &C0NNELI 13 (J Wyoming Ave. Coal Exchange. Heating1 Stoves, Ranges, Fumiaees, PlMmMiM and i mi 3 mis GUNSTEH & FORSYTH, S25-327 TENN AVENUE. The Hunt & ConoeM Go Heating, Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Electric Light Wiring, Gas an Electric Fixtures, Builders Hardware. j134 Ucfcawaiia Aysiii: HENRY BEUN, JR., beuer.ii A-eiU tor tua Wyoimuj District. . PUT "lill'lli;, lilUStllls.SpJltlii:;, ) u , ;i HI uud win !iei.muo (Juoiiuci, HM ElkoSlY.33. tulcty frtue, Ciiih unit .-itinu la.'i ilooin lot Canaan liuitlui;. tfv'1'aat.ja. AUU.ICtUI TIIOS. FOP.D, - - - Vlttfetan JOHN B. SMITH & SON. - Plymouth. W. E. MULLIGAN. - WlllC.Biri. POWDER. . - - - - -J- r tijil!l!Hl()iii'.,',7,,'' b.u.T.iu-, I want you to get mc one 25 Co box of Ripans Tabules (color of chocolate) in a box of enameled metal. I used a 5-ceiit package and they did good work. I like them ever so much. A new nils ra'kit mnlnlnlng ir.v nif Tiunxi" In n rKr" "ii-tnn (wlttinut Flam) 11 nnw for a H cn rfni3nun-a-n.il Hi H ctM". Ill luo-imwl It l lull n.ii.t Or ttii ir ali.1 a.-..v.VJiii,i-:il. un. iioj, 11 of tu.viM-oiil i'irt"n ll',U 1 "! Oranl o l.mt I'luull liyHnl.li' mnjililthl niilf t,i 1U l!ili-- Oil XI. m. 5,1..? k.. 11 k .ruii Mm 1. Ni-w Voili ITU H11.-I1- cirliHi i-lKV Vlllll.i ml I..'- tf.i-lv . -l ....J Iasulu imj tu.olJOU,. 11J wnw.tl4..'t'U.r!0.'.rMi.'Ur l1.. tllV -l-4 M 1.-1UI- blorc UI iMfUtr lllULij. FINLEY FMHJR! SILKS ill CHALLJE8 Wc have just opened out spring line of New Foulards, and take pleasure in calling your attention to the same, representing, as they do, the CREAM of the best manu facturers' line for igoo. D.f fering from last season when most everything shown was in Blacks and Navys, this season's line comes in colors and shades more appropriate for a summer garment and comprises the New Blues, Greys, Heliotropes, Fawns, etc., etc., both in the "Natu ral Foulard" and "Liberty Satin" finish. Ohm3 Challies Are too handsome to de scribe and our assortment NOW is far more exteusive than in any season heretofore, but on account of the scarcity in all the finer grades, this condition will only last for a limited time, and early buy ers will get by far the best selection. See our exhibit this week. 510-512 LACKAWANNA AYEME Be nw PMinette s. Teachers and superintendents de siring (or class use in picture study, something that is substantia! and inexpensive will find these beautiful new reproductions of great value. Wc have ioo dilTerent subjects to select from. The prices are very reasonable and the assortment is complete. TlisPr.CaTbJuLcttcrBooSs With this book the simple act of writing produces a copy. Any letter head can be used and a copy produced from pencil or any kind of pen and Ink. When the book is filled, extra fillers can be purchased from us at very little cost. Two mzcs and bindings in stock. Reynolds Biros Stationers nnd t-ngravers, Scrnnton, Pa. ftft. 7. .