j. y ' THE SORANTOX TRIBUNE-MONDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1900. 1 -' v "V l"i (5 Scranfon tt8tme riibllMied Dnlly. Except Sunday, by Tho Trillium I'ubtlelilns Company. nt Kitty Cents n Month. L1VY S. mciIAHD, IMItor. O. l UYXIJKK, lluslncrs Manager. New York Office: I.V) XnKKou St. s. s. vkkki.and, Sole Atjent for Foreign Artvortlslnj?. Enured nt th- IVntcmre- nt Srrnntmi, I'n., as BucoihI-CIukh Mull llnttir. WIiph space will permit, Tho Tribune Is nlwnyn platl to print nlmrt letter from ItH frlinu lirnrliiK on current topics", but Its rule Is tlmt lliose mint be sinned, for publication, by the wiltcr's real name: ami the condition precedent to neceptaiict) is tlmt nil contributions shall bo subject to editorial revision. TEN PAGES. SCllAXTOX, KlilMUAUYJi, 100. STATE CONVENTION CALL. To the llepubllcun Klectors of l'ennsyl- vunla: 1 am d heeled by tho Hepubllcan state committee to unnimnco Hint the lttpub llcans ot 1'enns.vlvalila, by their duly eliosen representatives, will meet In ton volition ul the upi-ru house. In the city or llarrlsliuif?, on Wednesday, April SS, law, nt lo.tw o'clock a. in., for the purpose or niinihiatliiK caiiilidates for the following olllces, ti wit: One person for the tlllce of auditor pen. eral. Two persons for the olllce of confess-inali-at-larKe, Thirty-two persons (four-at-laice) for tueslikutliil electors, and to choose eU'ht deleKiitert and eight nlttinates-al-lais'; to the Itcpubllc.in national convention .to be held it. 1'hlladelphln on Tuesday, the nlneteeiitli day of dune next, and for thj tiansaellrn nf such other business ns mi.y he pieseiifeil. In ncciii-danee with the rule minuted at the slnte (iniveiilloll held 111 II. nil. iilfK on August -itli lest, the rcpivswii.itlnn In the str.K convention will be b.ised on the vote pollfd at the last pt evidential election. 1 'filer this rule rpch legislative ilbtrlet Is rntlllcd to line delegate tor cveiy two thousand votes cast for the .veslilcntlal electors, 111 IV!, and an ml 11 llonal delegate for evei fraction of two thousand votes pollnl In excess if one thoi'snr.d. Knch district Is entitled to the same number of delegates n n P lesenteil It In the conver.tlon of IK'S. My order of the Hepilblican slate com mittee. Frank llredor. Chairman. V. It. Andrews, (.'. K. Voorlieos, Sec retaries. REPUBLICAN CITY TICKET. Fininoi, niRKf'TOl7s.-f 0. Forber. E. 1") Follows, How many of the Democratic politi cians who nro yelling at President Mr Klnley to stop the South African war would volunteer to shoulder muskets if a premature attempt at .lfedlatlon should Iniul t'nele Pani In trouble? Regulation of Speakeasies. PKXPIXO IX om- councils Is an ordination empowering the mayor or any alderman to cnui-e the arrest of persons .suspected of Veepli'ir unllcenseil saloons and. upon tl. If fi'Iluro lo pioiluo a license, to inlllet .summary iiunlshment by means of lines from which there Is no uppe ' It Is a measure wirthy of careful consideration. The theory of the common law Is that a man who ia accused of a seri ous crime shall have th. jn'lvlli-gf of an op'en trial bcfoie a Jury of hl.i pp-rs. The law of Pennsylvania makes sell ing liquor without n license a serious cilmc anil provides drastic penalties to follow conviction In a Jury trial. Knr reasons well known, this law Is largely Inoperative In our community, but the fault Is less with the law than with tho manner of Its enforcement. Tho same law Is rigidly enforced In many other places under tho same mechanism which exists In Lackawan na county. In those places a public sentiment exists which holds theoflleors I of the law to a strict performance of their duties and also Insures a high average of character In the jury box. From this circumstance it might rea sonably be Inferred that the trouble hero Is less In the mechanism of the law than in the general sentiment of the community. Would the new me chanism which Is proposed In the pend ing ordinance lead to a better condition of public sentiment or would It in stead tend simply to clothe unscrupu lous olllclals with additional power to levy political or financial tribute upon the "speakeasy" element? Tho mayor of the city, having at his command the whole police force, could, under tho power thus proposed to bo conferred upon him, be either a mighty agency for teforin or a political boss ot extraordinary degree . depending upon whether ho should use his power honestly and fearlessly, without count ing the cost to his party, his faction or himself, or whether he should hold It as a club over the law-breaking classes to make them do his bidding at the primaries or the polls, in much . the same way would this power affect 1 the status of the aldornieii, one point of difference being that aldermen are eligible to Immediate re-election, "whereas the mayor cannot succeed himself. This eligibility might furnish 5 strpngcr temptation for the alder HiP.n to use the. fiower for political pur- iMwus than would -exist In the case of a mayor 'not "ambitious for political "'nsctMidencj'' or 'hot under .the control "tit nrnbltlous or unscrupulous advisers. The whole point In reference to an ?nip,er,al ordinance of this kind Is beHior tho conditions of ofnee-fllllng .kijuur city nivnusplclous for the gh- Him! to-our officials of such' autocratic additional ttnthoHty. If the belief 'reVhlls'that It would be safe to put 'inta'the hands of our mayor and alder- pnien.t'ho exceptional prerogative con- ..tc-rnjilaU'd .in the pending, measure, tlu-n thlR-ordlnance should pass; If not, Jt.shpuld be cither defeated or very carefully safeguarded, ' 'ilaif the .late William Qoebel pos fl?ssed, a.,conscleneo In keeping with hls.shiewdncFs and courage ho Would have been one of nature's rarest noblo rmen. ' r, , i.'.Z k Although 11 great deal has bc-Qn writ-.ten-,"? Jate cuneornlng Leonard Wood, ,lti I19S, remained for iloClu re's mnga Blne, February Issu. to ptlnt the first clear' and -comprehensive biography and 'estimate of that extraordinary man. It Is an article which ought to bo rend nloud In every public school. We hear Unit every claim growing out of the wreck nt I'aterson on the 1).. U. & V. railroad on Xov. 21), last, has been adjusted amicably save those nrlslnj.' fioni the deaths of Alexander Crn ljr ami family. In this matter, which Is yet ponding, the attorney for the company, we are Informed, esti mates the railroad's legal liability nt it sum not to exceed $1,200: but It seems assured that the management of the company, which has publicly and very honorably, thiough Its gen et nl Ftiperlntendcnt, admitted Its re sponsibility for that distressing nccl dent, will, In Its overtures for a set tlement with tho Craig heirs, not stand wholly on teehnlcnl points, but fulfill Its favorable reputation for fair nnd liberal dealing. The Vice-Presidency. Tut: Philadelphia Even in;,' Ilulletln saya: "There in a rapidly growing opinion anion:,' Ilepubllcnns that Theodore Jioosevelt Is tho man who Is wanted for the second place on the presidential ticket with McKlnley. He Is by far tho strongest available candi date In general ability and In popular tunning qualities that has yet been named or seems likely to be named for the vice-presidency. His hands nre clenn, his record Is clear, his brains are sound, nnd his Kepubllcanlsm repre sents the wholesome, practical and pro gressive spirit of his party. Tho next nomination for tho vlco-preslUency should not go to n stick or to a mere money-bags. It should bo given to a man whoso personality will strengthen the ticket with tho people nnd who has enough character and capacity to measure UP to the first olllco In the nation In the event of Its devolving upon him through death or accident." Wo yield to none In admiration for Theodore Roosevelt. Should he be nominated for vice-president nnd nc cept. the party would rally behind him unanimously nnd he would also draw votes fiom the opposition. Hut It I' pretty well established that ho does not want this nomination: that ho con sldeis It to be his highest duty at this time to accept the re-election as gov ernor which awaits lilm In gift front the wel!-pl'ased people of tho Empire state and, In that position, to carry forward the considerable reforms which he has Inaugurated with so much prac tical coinage: nnd that in this p-oper ambition he has the fullest approval of his best and tiuest friends. The olllce of governor of the foremost state In our I'nlon, the state which Includes the, financial and commercial capital of the hemisphere and which offers for solu tion many of the largest political and economic prcblems of the times, moro fully fits the capacities and Inclinations of Colonel Roosevelt than would tho vice-presidency, even though the latter olllce should be elevated by his super abundant energy and fine ablllt. to .1 piano of greater consequence than It has been tradltlonall' . A more suitable man for the vlce jiresldency, and one In '"bom Pennsyl vania Republicans rightfully take a larger interest because he Is n brilliant and respected citizen of their own state, Is the accomplished postmaster general and Intimate friend and adviser of the piesld-nt, Hon. Charles Ktnory Smith. The state of New York has had fre quent representation on tho Republican national ticket: the state of I'ennsyN vnnla, although the stanchest citadel of Republicanism In the I'nlnn. has never had such representation, and now Is an opportune tlmo to correct that unjust omission. The Philadelphia Evening Rulletin does not need to be told that Mr. P-iiith Is pre-eminently the "man whose personality will strengthen the ticket' with the people and who has enough character and enii.'ieltv to measure un to the first olllco In the nation In the event of It devolving upon him through death or accident." Wo shall confidently look to It to Join with The Tribune In en deavoring to secure for Mr. Smith and for Pennsylvania the recognition which both so Indisputably deserve. By comparison with England's trou bles, our war and Its management grow brighter each day. Americans have a good excuse to feel proud Just now. Relief for Puerto Rico. EG EOISLATIOX for tho relief of Puerto Rico Is now approachi ng something like definite form. The committees of both been houses of congress which liava considering the subject have agreed to icport bills substantially Identical except In one pa tlcular. Both bills provide that the tariff upon Imports from Puerto Rico shall be M per cent, of the duties specified In the LMngloy bill, but the sen ate bill, as we understand It. goes further and specifies that the revenue thus raised, together with nil duties collected at Purto RIcan ports on American exr-orts, nnd all Internal revenue collections on Puerti RIcan products, shall go Into tbo Puerto RIcan Insular treasury. Tho house bill gives to Puetto Rico all tho tnxes and duties collected within Its borders but does not give to It tho duties collected In the United States upon articles exported from Puerto Rico to this country. Tho house bill further provides that tho customs duties collected In the United States on articles of Puerto RIcan manufac ture shall bo not Usu In rnto and amount than the internal revenue tax which may bo imposed in tho United States upon the same articles of mer chandise of domestic manufacture; and vice versa. It will be perceived that the senate bill aruounts substantially to nn ac ceptance ot the president's recom mendntlon to abolish nil customs tariffs between the United States and Puetto Rico tnd give her products freo access to our marketp. By tho j"vsnn returning to Puerto Rico tho slt'Tht duty eollpctc! cu her products there W I" off i , fie access without commit tint; congress hi ndtnnco to nn opinion on the. conttltutional ques tion ns to whether n territory may have a revepuo system different from the revenue system 'prevalent In the staton. It Is assumed at Washington that this constitutional question will soon come before Hie Supreme court for nn opinion: nnd very properly there Is a disposition to mnlte no permanent arrangements until the fundamental law on the subject shall bo defined authoritatively. Justice and fair play cleat ly call for the enactment of the pennte bill without delay. The matter of permit ting the pioducers of Puerto Rico to have n mnrket Is not urgent: procras tination spells ruin. The matter of n form ot government for Puetto Rico Is not so urgent. It can wait or It can be left by congress to the president's discretion until the constitutional limi tations are marked out decisively. All tho facts concerning the much derided treaty with tho Sultan of Sulu have been transmitted to congress. President McKlnley approved tho treaty only after expressly stipulating that his approval was not to be deemed In any way to authorize or give tho consent of the United States to the existence of slavery In tho Sulu urchl pelago. Ho ordered General Bates to find out how many slaves there were and upon what terms they could be liberated; and he suggests that con gress authorize the payment of a small sum of money In the purchase of free dom for these slaves. It Is up to con gress. The president In his annual message told congress that It was Its moral duty to give to Puerto Rico the privi lege of free trade with the United States. Congress Is responding by stub born opposition to the executive rec ommendation. Special Interests appear to have the ear of the leaders In con gress, for the reason, probably, that special Interests make their Influence felt. Merely general Interests, founded simply on equity and righteousness, have no special pleaders to Intercede for them and often get lost in tho shuttle. Miss Maud Oionne's efforts to arouse pro-l!oer sympathy In this country have not been entirely fruitless. She has nwakened love In the heart of a Mr. von Kuhl, whose name would cer tainly Indicate that ho Is not an Eng lishman. Government fop the Philippines T HE MOST captious critic of "Im perialism," unless he be a critic for partisan purposes only, will have to admit that the scheme of government suggested for tho Philippines by tho Philippine commis sion offers to the Filipinos every rea sonable assurance of Justice. Let lis see Just what that scoheme Is. We proceed to quote somewhat liberally from a synopsis printed originally in the Xew York Sun: From tho very outset It will !' safe and desirable. In the opinion of the commission, to extend to the Filipinos larger liberties of self-government than Jefferson approved of for the Inhabi tants of Louisiana, assuming that In the Sulu archipelago, and In such por tions of Mindanao and Palawan as are still occupied by tribal Indians, the government will be conducted through the niency of their sultans, datos or chief. It Is the remainder of the Phil ippine Islands, more partlcu: irly to Luzon, the Vlsayas and the coast of Mindanao, that the territorial form of government is recommended for adop tion. The people of these regions, un der suitable property nnd educational qualifications, should, the commission believes, be permitte 1 to elect at least th. ii. mbers of the lower branch of the territorial legislature. A model constitution, prepared for the commis sion by those Filipinos who sought to adjust the claims of tho Insurgent leaders to the right of American sov ereignty, and In tho main Indorsed by the commission, provides for a legis lature whose branches are designated respectively the senate nnd tho cham ber of deputies. The latter Is to bo composed of 110 members, elected by tho people, who are apportioned among the eleven districts Into which the con stitution districts tho archipelago. But this constitution, which provides for popular representation In the lower chamber, does not make the senate or upper house wholly elective. Of Its twenty-two members, tho eleven re gions or electoral districts nre to elect one each, nnd the other eleven are to bo appointed by the American governor-general, and, when appointed, to enjoy a life term. It would, In the opinion of tho commission, harmonize better with American practice to have theso appointments made by the presi dent, and the term of ofllce mnde the same ns that of elective senators, which the constitution fixes at four years. This constitution also provides that the secretaries, or members of the cabinet of tho governor-general, may bo members of either chamber and, If not members, shall have tho right to sit and speak In either chamber. A qualified veto power Is given to the governor-general, which Includes the right to suspend any law for a year, even after Its passage by a two-thirds vote of the legislature over his veto; but tho commission notes that under the territorial plan of government, congress may and should retain the light to veto all tenito'rlal legislation, for which reason, In addition to other good grounds, the Filipinos should, the commission thinks, be represented by a delegate In congress. Tho subject of the Philippine civil service. Is also fully treated, tho repot t explaining that under the form of gov ernment reeommondec. for tho Philip pines by tho commission, nearly all the ofllces will, of course, be filled by Fili pinos themselves; and It Is a safe and desirable rulo that no American should l.u uppolnted to nny ofllce In the Phil- 1 Ippines for which n reasonably quall- lied i'lllplno can by nny possibility bo secured. Of course, the merit or busi ness system must bo adopted nnd lived up to, Tho patronage or spoils system would, In the Judgment of tho commls slon, prove absolutely fatal to good covornment In this new oriental terri tory. It will bo necessary to Institute in Manila a civil service board or com mission, nnnlogous to that which ex ists In many of tho states of thu Union, whoso duty It shall bo to ascertain, by competitive examinations of a very practical character, the relatlvo quali fications of tho Filipinos who seek nd mlsslon to tho public service. In the Filipino civil sonic there should be, besides provisions for tests of fitness befoio appointment, regulations to In nu re promotion upon merit, nnd tenure of ofllce during efficiency and good be havior. A small number of American officials will bo necessary for the Phil ippine service. The highest, according to the form of government recom mended by tho commission, may be divided into two classes. In tho first group belong the governor, secretary, attorney general, certain judges nnd other officers of the territorial govern ment. To the second group belong tho directing heads of the postal, customs and other departments of the Federal service In the Philippines. Tho mem bers of tho first group will bo nppolnted by tho president; those! of tho second probably transferred from tho homo service. In neither case will there be examination. o Under tho scheme of government recommended by the commission, half the senate Is to consist of appointed members, and It is presumed that tho secretary, attorney general, nnd other heads ot departments will bo appointed senators. Permanency of tenure Is tho first requisite In tho highest office which tho Americans will be called uuon to fill In the Philippines, nnd to secure the best men men who are qualified for tho arduous task of shaping and guiding public adminis tration In the Philippines It Is essen tial that high salaries should be paid. Besides tho executive', administrative, and Judicial hends, who cannot be selected by means of competitive ex aminations, there would be a small number of offices, Intermediate between tho heads of departments nnd the great body of native officials In all branches of the government, for which It would be desirable to have Ameri can Incumbents. Americans who afo candidates for these positions should be subjected, before admission, to tests of fitness In tho United States. They should then be promoted upon merit and retained during efficiency and good behavior. American members of the regular Philippine civil service should bo required to learn tho language of the people among whom thoy live, and facility In the use of such vernacular should be .1 condition ot all promotion. o As to tho number of Americans who may be needed for the Philippine civil service, the commission believes that tho experience of tho British will af ford some safe indication. In British India and the feudatory native states, with an avea of l.Gon.OO'j square miles and a population of 000,000.000, tho whole of the higher executive and Judicial work la performed by 1,000 British officials, with the nld of na tives, on nn average of ono such Euro pean official to every ono thousand square miles of country nnd to every 230,000 inhabitants. The results are the same In Ceylon. The conclusion drawn In the report Is thntonly w small number of Americans are needed na tho organizing and directing brain ot the civil administration of the Philip pines. o As to other details tho report recom mends that at tho present time no at tempt be made to nsslmllate the cus toms duties or Internal revenue tnxes of the Philippines to those of tho United States, because of the radical differences In condlti- ns; and It adds: "There are two fundamental princi ples on which a successful administra tion of the finances of dependent terri tories must rest: First, their finances must be managed not for the advan tage of the sovereign power, but foa the benefit of tho people and the de velopment of the country whosn des tinies have been committed to Its su premo control. The second vital prin cipal of the financial adnilnlstratlon of dependent territories Is that they should be made sjlf-supportlng; and to accomplish that object should be the principal aim of thu United States in the financial administration of the Philippines. All duties and taxes col lected In the Philippines must be de posited In tho Philippine, treasury, anil that treasury must bear the cost of tho entire administration of the archi pelago " The question of currency changes ir to bo held open until fur ther expei lenco shall have cleared the way; but tho commission urges th'i Immediate extension and development of a public school system and sug gests that this general scheme of gov ernment be put In opetatlon at once in all pacified parts of tho archipelago, so us to exhibit to tho natives In practical fashion tho American gov ernment's good faith. 00000000000000000 t In Woman's Realm I 00000000000000000 1 T IS WO.MIIN who chiefly have art cravings; men do not, genetauy Bpenkliig, catch the ills-ease. It Is eontiactcd In various ways. If a wo man is to iho manor born or has lived in the teiulty of lloston she may not re member when tho took It. Jn fact it may have been several generations ugo, and sho cannot have the humiliation ot I looking back upon her disorder of tho Karly Decorated in tho shape or cro chotted tidies and macranio lambrequins, of spatter-work und wax lloweis. Then, too, It may havo been superin duced by a foreign tour. This is Its most violent form and It usually breakn out all over tho house upon the vletlm'j return. Sum-times 11 Is acquired at col lege and In this case Is probably less af flicting to tho family. If tho woman has been a resident of tho country or of Scranton nil her life, the disease possibly began with symp toms of Culture, under the gulco of il lustrated lectures, with later, a very pronounced und unmlstaknblo easo In dicated by nn Art Club. This Is Inva riably hopeless and her family may as well prepare for tho worst. Xot Infrequently It Is contracted In calls mado at some houso wncre tho ef fects of tho disease Is apparent on tho walls by tho absence ot lurid oil paint ings, or palo crayon portraits and tho pervasiveness of many tombro groups of shaded gray effects of queer looking buildings rind ladles who do not appear well quite respectable, und men In lints which haven't been In stylo for somo seasons. Instead of the Dresden shep herdess and man on each end of tho mantel nro plaster casts for which tho grandmother of tho present hostess would promptly hnvo constructed Moth er Hubbard wrappers. AS WAS stated above, the average man does not suffer from Art Crav ings. Xow average men aro usually those our friends marry. Hut so strong Is their predomination In num bers that their Immunity to thu urt mi crobe Is often considered rnther univer sal. Tho averago man, then, Is upt to regard art according to tho ratio of tho years ho has been married, if ho has lceently taken a wlfo who U going through a violent phnsa of tho dlscaso ho looks upon It with a wort of toleration nnd vaguely hopes that sho will get over It. Of course hhe never will but Hint certainty Is mercifully borno upon him by degrees. If ho has been married for a year or moro ho Is correspondingly a scoffer over what ho terms her latest fail. Ho holds in open contemnt tho Italian Old Masters, Irreverently called clmabue, "fhlmmle, old boy" and frankly reviles t ! tnsto that can seo anything to mi ni Ire In such long noses nnd Chlneso eyes ns ho observes In his artist's work, To cnlU llottlcelll's spring maidens "skinny." He waxes eloquent In his objections to tho Montui J.lsn, who he declares Is trying to look around a cor ner, and anyway, ho Is convinced she Is a person ho shouldn't have liked his wlfo to have on her calling Hat. He picks flaws with Michael Angelo's work be cause of the belief that the women the great muster painted would liavo wanted to vote. "Just look nt their arms!" he iirgcs In corroboration of this advanced theory, Then ho can't sco why In tho world his wlfo should earnestly desire to havo en gravings of musty old churches strung up everywhere. ".Most of 'cm wero henthcu places," ho asserts "If you mun have building pictures why can't you framo up tho ground plan of our new stable? Xow that Is something like, drew'em myself. The front elevation Is lino, I tell you, treo there, nnd all: n gicat sight better than some ot tho things you call 'Interiors,' and that look like nothing in tho world so much ns tho Inside of a coal breaker with several laps of picket fence put up In lnvers. Just now tho average man is being agitated over tho crazo for passe-partout work. Ono of his kind was lamenting tho other day about the condition of his home. "I can't go round a room In Iho dark," bo complained, "without cutting my lingers on gluss or getting stuck fast with gluo my wife has handy for this everlasting passe-partout business. She's given up taking four-cent coat holders and fitting them out with silk at two dollars 11 yard and tho powder you buy at tho druggists for a. dollar a pound, no not genuine, but the perfumery stuff. Oh, yes, 'sachet,' that's what she calls It. She swapped thrco of those things with friends at Christmas and got three back, different pattern of silk, that was all. Xow she's gone to framing penny pictures. Sho puts n glass over them and a black streak round the edge nnd calls them framed. I'd a good deal rath er have tho cow picture wo used to havo In tho dining room and that she gave to the poor." PASSE-PARTOUT Is certainty tho fait ot tho hour. Engravings and prints of all kinds cr.n thus bo pre served nt 11 smalt cost and with a certain amount of skill any person can do It very neatly. Tho picture dealers hnvo been amazed at tho demand for materials In this town and have had to lay In n big supply of paper and mounts. One proprietor of a framing establish ment expressed himself ns pleased at the fact that so many women hail taken up the work. "It Is a puttering Job, ho said, nnd we don't llko to do It. It's Just right for the women," which may be a compliment or not, Just ns you look nt It. Tho cost of a print is from one to live cents for tho Perry or tho Prang platlncttes. There nn; lino subjects, re productions of the old masters In sculp ture and painting, modern art and fa mous buildings. Tho glass for 11 10x12 picture costs from S to 10 cents. The card mount In a good gray tone Is about 2',s cents, and altogether the picture may ho framed nt nn expense of about 20 cents. Tho dealer asks 11 half dollar. The Prang subjects can now bo had In this city. ONE THING AT A TIME. From tho Blue TUdgo Zephyr. The Scrnnton Tribune gives somo excel lent reasons why Pennsylvania's brainy nnd brllllaht Charles Kmory Smith should bo the choice for vice president. The Idea would be a good ono were the vice presidency the measure of Mr. Smith's ability nnd the proper limit of bis political merits. Charles Einorv Smith has the true stamp of presidential timber, nnd the currents aro running his way. lie should not be eternally bulled In tho subordinate oosltlon. Vo nr.'ch prefer to hold him back till 1904 and then push htm hard and stron? for the first place on tho ticket. Ho is loo gcod a man to be sacrificed on the nllar of tbo lco presidency. Tho Finest Drink. When you've drunk all kinds of llcUcr, And your tnnguo pets thick and thicker, And you first feel sick, then sicker Of nil llckers you have viewed; Then you turn to water madly For tho drink you're wanting badly, And T reek you echo gladly It's the finest drink yet brewed. Philadelphia Xorth American. 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I am not troubled now with that grouchy ill-natured feeling, and my fri:nds think I am more sociable than I have been for years." 'IMIEY' Ammonal Sale of Table Lneens Under ordinary circumstances this announcement would be suffi cient in itself, without further com ment, to interest every housekeeper in the community, but taking into consideration the recent advances on almost every line of Dry Goods, linens included, and the fact that all our stock of Linens was bought early enough to secure them at old pricesmakes it all the more so. Our Table Linens, as usual, are only of the best such celebrated makes as Scotcl Mmasks, Ftae Germai ' w Etc., Etc. All at our popular Last Season's pRiCEs.and in the choicest designs. Almost all fine numbers in Damasn both in 5-8 and 3-4 size. Some very fine sets in 8x4, 8x10 and 8x12, at specially low prices to re duce stock. Ask for our Two Specials in Crotchet Quilts, Marseilles Patterns, at 93c and $1.19 LACIAWAMA AVENUE Teachers and superintendents de siring for class use in picture study, something that is substantial and inexpensive will find these beautiful new reproductions of great value. We have loo different subjects to select from. The prices are very reasonable and the assortment is complete. Tfc Pea Cartatetoir Booifc 3221?? With this book the simple act of writing produces a copy. Any letter head can be used and a copy produced from pencil or any kind of pen and ink. When the book is filled, extra fillers can be purchased from us at very little cost. Two sizes and bindings in stock. Reynolds Bros Stationers and Engravers, .Scranton, Pa. TABULES i v'i 'tkj''.' fk i :... a i.-.jidk. l M '. . 4.fckife- 3feL.l Jjf.