.p-?i 'iiii.' -.' 'i , V -- ft v.v i THESCRANTONTRIBUJNE-THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 1900. v $$e Scranton rt6unc Published Dallr. Except Sunday, by The Trllmno l'ubllshlng Company, at Kitty Cents a Month. u. , a LIVY B. ItlCHAnD. Killtor. O. V. BYXBEH, Husluesa Manager. New York Office! 1M Nnsnti St. S. H. V11I3KLAND, Solo Agent for foreign Advertising. Entered nt the rostoITlro nt Scranton, I'a., ns Second-Class Mr. II Mutter. When Bpace will permit, The Trlhuno is nlwuyn plnd to print phort letters frnm Its friends bcnrlns on rurtent topics, but Its rule Is tlmt these must bo slRned, for publication, by tho writer's real name; and tho condition pieccdent lo ncceptanco Is that nil contributions shall bo subject to editorial rovlslon. SCRANTON, JANUARY 25, 1900. REPUBLICAN CITY TICKET. SCHOOL DIUKCTORsTC. C. Fcrber, E. D. Fellows. Tho propensity of tho festlvn burg lar to nlso take ndvantnRe of tho sea son (if prosperity In Scrunton should bo dlHcmuagcd by police as well as tesldents. Charles Emory Smith. WKY NOT honor the coun try, honor tho Repub lican party, honor the greatest of all tho Re publican states and elevate tho of fice In this Republican year in thu nomination of the vice-presidential candidate? Why should not the vice presidential cnndld.it" bo tho peer of the presidential candidate? Why longer keep up the figure-head political foot ball business that has often made the vice-president, If not nn object of eommliiciutlnn, a simple nobody? The Republican purtv never lacked the courage to do the light thing ut the right time. Isn't It the light time now to sto?) this hilly and Indefensi ble practice of nominating the vlce-presldr-ntlal candidate upon the theory that he has got moiv money than brains? Why not nominate a tried man of affairs In every way worthy to advise and succeed the president? Now, when thete U no attention about the nomination of President McKlnley, Is the time to consider this matter s-eiiously. Tn this rplilt The Tribune suggests tho nomination of Postmaster General Smith. Ho Is among the best equipped men today In public life. Jle is a great editor, a, great writer, n gteat executive officer, a forceful speaker, a successful diplomat, a wise coun selor; a man of splendid equipoise, honest, courageous and in the prime of uctlve manhood. Long1 before hla hasty summons to Washington to be come a cabinet ofllclal, he was the trusted adviser of the president. The announcement of his appointment as postmaster general was a great sur prise to the country. TRs name had not boon mentioned In that connec tion, but the president, who has not made a single mistake under the most exacting and perplexing conditions, mad" the selection on his own respon sibility, and acted without hesitation, or consultation. At the time there was a cilsis In our relations with Spain. An Immediate declaration of wnr with that country was Inevi table. The president wanted a man In his cabinet who had proved equal to every exigency. He turned to Chatles Emory Smith, the eminently distinguished Philadelphia editor. The Felection was not an experi ment. The two men understood each other. No mistake whs made. And It is dollnrs to douehnuts that the president will endorse everything The Tilbuiit- has said In reference to Mr. Smith's nomination for the vice-presidency. The Tribune doesn't know that Mr. Smith would accept the nom ination, but what it Iris said in this connection has been said In good faith and upon Its own responsibility. With M Roberts and the Sultan of Sulu occupying the tenter of the stage, his oriental excellency, Abdul Humid, of Turkey, is in danger of eclipse. ' ' . A Champion of England. IN VIEW OK the diversity of opinion which obtains in this count! y regaining tho mcrltn of the South Aft lean controversy, lome interest altacheh to tho views f a famous naval expert like Captain A. T. Mnhan, who served this country so brilliantly as a member of tho navul strategy board during the war with Spain. In a letter to the New York Times Captain Mahan writes: "When the population now known as the Uitlnnrters were encouraged by the Poer government to enter the Trans vaal and to develop the sold fields, the period for naturalization, fixed by the law of 1SS2, was five years; but before the time came that the new- come: s could avail themselves of this right the law was, In IMiv, changed, the period bointr extended to foui teen years, with further restrictions of . method whleii made the franchise still more llliisniy. Whether this was sti Icily ex post facto legislation I am not lawyer enough to know, but It Is clearly a violation of fair dealing' nnd Is wholly charactetlstlc. May I sug gest to our citizens generally, and to . Poer sympathizers especially, the In- advisability of public meetings on this question? There aie very many anion? us, myself certainly one, who feel as strongly In favor of Great Britain as " others do of her opponents. Lot us all 'be. careful not to provoke onn another by Immoderate expression of opinion, to which public meetings tend. Those on one side provoke retaliation on tha other. Nay, they may mako It neces sity; for In tlie problems of tho near future good understanding with Great Eiitaln is too Impottant for us to per mit the Impression that we are Ml against her here, and we may find our- t selves In tho unseemly state of patty divisions for and itg.UiiHt foreign Kites, as In th beginning- of this cen tury between tho French and Uiltlsh parties," avail, mysoK of this oppor tunity to tsay that, In my Judgment. 'o'H.wily Is tho cause of Great Utltain just, hut to have failed to uphold It .would have been to fall In national honor." Tho opinion of Captain Mahan are not binding on those who do not agros with them: but It must ba admitted, that he has had excellent opportunity to recognize tho value of tho Rood will shown to tho American cauoo by Great Britain throughout our late wnr; that his view of tho desirability of retain ing that pood will Is worthy of serious consideration and that his counsel an to the unwisdom of making unseemly party division for and against foreign states is wholly sound and very timely. Kroin the standpoint, of self-interest the United Stutcs Is not Intimately concerned In the future of South Africx beyond sharlns the general wish that South Africa's future may ho prosper ous and In harmony with intelligent principles of government; but tho United States has many substantial Incentives, to say nothing of common giatltude, for trusting that tho pres tige and Influence of ilreat Britain among the nations shall not seriously decline and that the circle of Anglo Saxon civilization, resting on human liberty and orderly law, shall neither bo contracted nor weakened In any portion of the globe. An abortive effort has been made by the Democratic senators to reconsldsr the vote by which the Samoan treaty was ratified, their claim being that they hnd voted for ratlflcatloii not knowing that the Island of Ttitulla was to be annexed. Neither by a all roc t nor an Indirect net do they intend, they say, to Indorse the "criminal pol icy of expansion;" from which fact It Is evident that the Democracy, as rep resented In tho senate, Is frightfully defective In common sense. To Exclude or to Expel, THE DISCUSSION In congress upon the Roberts case hinges upon the right of that body to deny admission to a member-elect whose credentials of election are regular, as In Mils case. The majority of tho special committee to whom Investigation of the matter was assigned hold that Roberts should bo excluded because, In disobeying tin Edmunds anti-polygamy law, he dis qualified himself from holding any of fice under tho government; because In words nnd acts he sets himself above the law of congiess; and be cause tho state of Utah has broken the understanding, upon which she se cured statehood, that polygamy had been and would be abolished within Its borders. The minority, on the other hand, while concurring In the finding that Roberts has practiced polygamy In de fiance of the law, hold that tho proper disposition of his case Is to recognize the regularity of his credentials, ad mit him to membership and then expel him under tho constitutional clause which reads; "Each house may a termlne trie rules of Its proceeding, punish Its membeis for disorderly be havior, and with the concurrence oC two-thirds expel a member." Tho mlnoilty argument Is that by adopting this course the house would avoid es tablishing a precedent which might, at some future time of public excitement and passion, be utilized to work in justice against members-elect who might chance, for reasons not con nected with the regularity of their credentials, to Incur the disfavor of a majority of the people outside of their respective districts. It is asserted by well-informed ob servers that If there were a secret ballot the minority report would bo adopted In preference to the majority report, for the reason that It has be hind It the preponderating weight of logic and common sense. That, per haps, is a matter of opinion. It will be Interesting to see which view of constitutional Interpretation congress will take. The capture of Osman DIgna, tho French Mohammedan, has relieved tho desert of one of Its most trouble some terrors. Osman was considered a great sheik, but his greatness con sisted chiefly In the inclination nnd ability to disappear at the pioper mo ment. While his followers fought blindly looking for deliverance or par adise at the last moment, Osman took no chances, but always put miles b3 tween himself and the enemy when defeat was threatened. But for this exhibition of disbelief in tho lcllglon that ho had adopted, it Is probable that Osman DIgna's military career would have been bi ought to a close years ago. Colonel Bryan's Proteges. ACCORDING to Prof. Worces ter, many of the tribes among the Filipinos collect human heads ns our boys collect postage stamps. "They have," says he, "practically no marriage law. Their prolessors of mathematics, by counting on their toes, are able to count as high as twenty. The average nnn, however, can only count as high as three. If they see photographs of themselves they do not recognize the plctiucd face. They are absolutely without religion. They are Intolerant of any one who does not agree with their views. If any Filipino said among Filipinos what Is said against retaining the Islands In our national congress, the majority, without ado, would take that man out and shoot him. That's how they treat opposi tion. And because of that they con clude that the people in this country who nre supporting tnem must be In the majoilty. They cannot under stand how persons not in tho majority should bo permitted to utter such views and live." Prof. Worcester had tefeience not only to tho Inhabitants of many of tho smaller Islands, but also to a consid erable fraction of tho population of Luzon. There are educated Filipinos, to bo sure; this Is shown In tho Taga log provinces, which foiraed the thea ter of Agulnaldo's revolt B-it most of these educated natives are smart only in a superficial manner; many of their Instincts are savage; many of their ideas of government arc crude and despotic. The Incident at Manila on Tuesday of tho mob which hissed, hooted and but for our soldiers would doubtless havrt attacked Archbishop Chupelle because of tho Intense preju dice existing aaginst the friars, is n fair sample of the fltners of tho better class of Filipinos for swlf-Rovornment. And yet Candidate Bryan nnd the Democratic party want tho American people to assume all the responsibili ties of a protectorate over such a heterogeneous aggregation without any power to secure Internal tranquility. Representative Hull has introduced a bill making General Shatter, who Is on the retired list of the regular army as a brigadier general, a major gen eral, for having "distinguished himself during the wnr with Spain In command of a separate army;" and the critics of Shatter arc prompt to protest. The bill should pass. Whc-i.. Shatter was, or was not, nn overpowering suc cess, he did the best he could, his army accomplished what it undertook, and It will not encourage other generals to raise hypercritical objections In Shat ter's; case. We welcome the Chicago Tlmcs-ller-ald to the rnnks of those who object to the coupling of the preposition "with" to the word "differ" In such sentences ns: "We beg to dlfter with you." "With" signifies neainess. A may dlffer with B from C; that Is, when A and B think alike, hut when A and B think differently A cannot "differ with" B, but must "differ from" B. The cateless use of "with" when "from" Is meant Is a grammatical fault of inexcusable prevalence. Mr. Bryan's refusal to meet a pair of genuine Filipinos in New York tho other day may be taken a an indi cation that the otatorical candidate still has a suspicion that anti-expansion is loaded. The case of Webster Davis will probably prove a warning to the de partments at Washington to refrain from sending any more sick officials to South Africa In search of health. Some of our statesmen should re member that many who start out to be makers of history are known to posterity simply as creators of dis turbance. TOLD BY THE STABS. Dally Horoscope Drawn by AJacchus, The Tribune Astrologer. Asttolabe Cast: 4.0S a. m., for Thurs day, January K, 1900. M . A child born on this day will notice that in real llfo "virtue hath is own re ward," principally In the way of pleasant reflections. Tho pen-on who writes poetry to euro .a pain in tho heart, could In most In stances secure relief moro quickly with pepsin tablets. Scranton worklngmen who read Phila delphia yellow papers must he surprised to learn of their own miserable condition. Somo persons would rather freeze than enjoy pleasant weather In winter time. Many well meaning men aro very poor marksmen. The unexpected, of course, alwnys hap pens at the wrong time. Ajacchus' Advice. It Is well to have faith In almost ev erything, but tho bunco-steerer. Outline Studies of fltiman Nature An Expensive Cablegram. A Philippine war cortespondent for an Eastern paper sent in nls usual dispatch for tho day from a Uttlo town out on the Prlng line, iclates tho Chicago Trlb une. Under tho rules tho dlrpatch had to be aUdiesscd and sent direct to tho press censor, Captain tlreen, who, after he had passed upon It and struck out matter he regarde.1 as objectionable, sent It over to the cable station. There the conespondent's co-laboior was to review it ami strike out anything from the mcNSHHO that ha had ulit.Hly sent. Hut he had himself hurried out to nnothcr part of the firing line in tho afternoon and left word at the cable office that tho messages which camo In from tliu 111 st correspondent should be sent Just as they wcro to tho paper in New York. The first correspondent, thinking Ills co-lnboicr was to edit his message in tho cable ofllce, hud, after writing his mes sage, put on the following potstrlpt: "For heaven's sake send mo a new pair of khaki tiousers. Somo soldier stulo mlno yesterday, and I am wealing some pants I took away from a Filipino. Send mo also a pair of socks, two cans of sar dines and a, bottle of whisky. Wo cm liiargo It all up ns street car faro or fod der for horses, or something like that." Tho censor, of course, let the post script go as it was written, for he sup posed the man ut tho cablo station would blue pencil It, But the co-laborer was not theru and tho night operator had no ordeis to do anything but send messages ns they camo In. Besides, ho did not know but what It ruleht bo a code. So ho sent It to the New York ofllce. There were (3 words In the postscript nt $L'.f.O a word gold, amounting In all to $157.50. What did tho telegraph editor In New Yolk think when he received that appeal for n. pair of khe.kl trousers nnd a bottle of whisky? Nobody knows. For the saddest part of this story Is that It Is true. It D.d No Good. Tho following story on Lord RobcrU gained great currency In the British army a few years cgu. says Collier's Weekly. The dirtiness of tho Afghan is prover bial, and It Is saU that on one oecuslon Gonerul Roberts captured a soldier who was so exceptionally dirty that It was thought necessary, for tho safety of the whole camp, that he should be washed. Two genulno Tommy Atkinses were tola off for this purpose. They stripped tho titlsonc-r and scrubbed ut him for two hours with formidable brushes ami a largo quantity of softsoap. Then they threw down their brushes In disgust and went to their captain. "What la It, men?" "Well, sir," they icplled, somewhat ex citedly, "we've washed that 'ere Afghan chap for two hours, but It warn't any good. After scrubbing nlm, sir, till our urms were llko to break, blessed If wo dldn t come upon another suit of clotheu! Overawed by Oreatness. II. A. Cuppy, Ph. D., who Is now a suc cessful editor In New York, studied at Franklin unlveisity, where- he was grad uated; at Oxford, England, where ho got his degree, r.nd at Heldleberg, relates till Saturday Evening Post. Professor Jow ctt, whoso Llfo and Letters aro Importai.t literary contilbutlons, was ono of tho most Intel estlng rersouulUlcs to Dr. Cnppy when a student at O.ford. In his collection of anecdotes about the profes. sor ho tells of ai alMng tour which ono of tho matriculates took with tho peda gogue. "It was a great tiling to get an invita tion to walk with tho professor," he said tho other day, "and tho youi.g man who was tho fortunate guest was n cm barruted that ho was unablo to carry on sensible conversation. After they had been on tho road for about thirty min utes tliti pupil finally cpuukrd up courage and remarked, 'Nice d&.v. Professor.' " 'Do you really think so7' was tho far away answer of Jowctt. "Another half hour passed and tho boy Btnmmorcd out. " 'Nice road, Profensnr.' "The teacher responded, 'Do you really think io?' "Tho mntrtculnto began to boll In his bones and to get even moro frljrhtcnod, but he ninnaged to nsaln blurt out, 'Clouds seem to bo filling up with ruin, rrofc.'ssor,' to which tho answer was: "'Do ou renlly think so?' "The two returned to tho college ground nnd the professor said, 'Well, young man, wo have been walking for sovonil hours and everything you said has been as stupid ns It possibly could be.' "Ills companion replied: 'Do you really think so?' "Tho professor looked at tho young man a moment. Then ho smiled nnd grasped his bands warmly. From that time on conversation never flagged during their walks." Not in His District. Politics Is absorbing; so the gushing young woman who had been talking to a congressman at last decided, relates the Youth's Companion. "See those distant stars," she said, In a soulful tone. "Did you ever pause to think that they may bo worlds?" "Ye-es; I believe I have thought of It, ' was tho somewhat dubious reply. "And that they may bo Inhabltnted by human beings that hope nnd struggle as wo do," continued tho young woman. "Oh, did you ever glvo deep thought to theso people bo far away, unknown to WJ?" "No," was tho unhesitating answer, "I've never thought about them at all." "Why not?" demanded his questioner, with sudden briskness of mnnncr. "Well." said tho man, reflectively, "I suppose cue reason may be that they don't vote In my district." OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO t In Woman's Realm $ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE OF THE best statements which we have seen on tho woman's club problem Is attributed to Mrs. Henry W. Palmer, of Wllkes-liarre. Sho says: "If, by the term 'Woman's Club' Is meant a. clubhouse, where women shall congregate to gossip and puss tho tlmo which belongs to tho home, I am not In favor of It, nor do I bellovo It would ever bo popular among American women, ns we lovo homo and children too well to bo satisfied when unnecessa rily away from them. If you mean by 'Women's Club' a gathering of women to discuss topics of mutual Interest and beneilt, I am heartily In favor of them and bellovo them one of the best means at hand today for the advancement of woman. As man Is the home-provider, woman should be the home-maker, and everything that will In any way conduce to the betterment of the mome should be encouraged. Woman's clubs, rightly con ducted, are a great educator. Woman's life, naturally, is a circumscribed one: bounded by the four walls of home. Sho Is In danger of becoming Intellectually narrow, dwarfed, biased In opinion, Judg ment and creed. In no better way can sho broaden her mind Intellectually and spiritually than by the advantages which a properly conducted woman's club can give her. Whllo every woman should Know how to provldo tho mast healthful material food for tho new generation growing up under her motherly rnd house-wifely care, sho should also be ablo to give her children tho benefit of her carefully-gathered knowledge of all subjects that make for the betterment of theso children the future citizens of this great Republic. The mother in the house holds tho reins that guide the world. Nor should her influence stop with the young people of her household. It should go out Into tho world about her; tho little world In which sho moves, her town or city, and leavo Its Impress upon every young mind In her vicinage. WHAT subjects shall be discussed? As tho true and paramount rea son for the exlstenco of a woman's club is not for self-culture, per 3e, but self-culture In its bearings, upon the generation of the young people who are moulded by the women of today in tue homes, so let tho subjects to be discussed be those most vital to the proper devel opment of these young minds. Art? Yes, to train the heart and eye to see the beautiful In tho created world, and so to lead them to see the origin of ail beauty In tho mind of tho Creator. History? Yes; not for the glorification of tho he roes of the world's battles, but to find In proper perspective how both war ana peace have their placo in tho develop ment of the grand plan which goes steadily on toward the perfection of the lmllNldual, though race and nation fall. Science? Yes; that wo may learn that till Is good, and evil Is onij misapplied energy. Religion? Yes; that we may lio ablo to give a reason for tho faith that we haei Inherited and which today Is on trial. Politics? Yes; that wo may teach our children tho difference between statesmen and politicians and besides these we should discuss whatever else will enable woman to be a wise and safe teacher and example for tho on-coming nrmy of young American citizens. The social or card club is of no material value, as nn afternoon of card-playing leaves tho players mentally ns well ns physically fatigued, without tho recom pensing satisfaction of having acquired somo new thought or knowledge for fu ture use; tho essential difference between n bright woman nnd a dull ono being in tho ability of tho former to utllizo her new ideas, as she does her kitchen scraps, warmed over for the next dav's appe tizing lunch and enjoyed by all." THE COOKING SCHOOL at the Young Women's Christian assocla tlon cortlnues to flourish to an en couraging degree. This week's les sons are on eggs, and strange to relate they aro fresh eggs which tho classes aro cooking Into delicious dishes, when housewives at home are unablo to pro cure such edibles for the family consump tion. Theso are real country eggs and tho pupils take much delight In eating the omelets and other things as fast as they uro cooked. A CLASS WHICH was busily engaged In making a practical application of tho lesson yesterday afternoon Is composed of Mrs. R. G. Brooks, Mrs. W. R. McClnve. Mrs. T. R. Urooks, Mrs. Wlllard Matthews, Mrs. G. . Brooks, Mrs. Bush, Mrs. J. L. Connell, Mrs. L. It. Stclle, Mrs. Georgo C. Yocuiri. Mrs. James Shepherd and Miss Florence Richmond. Miss Smith described a simple process for ascertaining tho conditions of an egg. It should bo placed In water and if It sinks placidly to the bottom It is a trust worthy article. If It stands on one rnd It Is u very doubtful egg nnd shouldn't bo given tho benefit of tho doubt. If it floats well tho less further considera tion given to that egg tho better, al though It may bo well to treat It with re spect until nt u safe distance. THE FOLLOWING recipes are given In this week's lessons. Next week the preparation of a breakfast menu will bo given: Plain Omelet 2 eggs, U teaspoon salt. I! tablespoons water, ',3 tablespoon butter, pepper. Separate yolks from whites, add water and seasoning to yolks, beat until lemon colored. Beat whites until still and dry. Then fold and cut Into beiten jolks. Heut omelet pan and butter sides and bottom. Turn In mixture, spread In evenly and place on rango whero It will cook slowly. When well browned under neath placo pan In oven to dry off top. Fold nnd turn on hot platter. Serve wlih Thin White Saueo 3 tablespoons butter, IVi tablespoons flour, 1 cup milk, U tea spoon suit, pepper. Put butter In saueo pan, stir until bubbling, add flour and seasonings, stir until well blended. Pour on the milk, stirring until milk Is hot, find mixture smooth. Cream Toast Cut stalo bread In H-lnch slices, toast a delicate brown, dlo In thin white sauce. Place In dish and pour re maining whlto pan co over It. Poached Eggs Iluvo shallow pan two thirds full balling salted water. Break egg In cup. Slip carefully Into water, set pan on back of range, cook egg slow ly. When firm removo egg to round piece of buttered toast, Soft Boiled Allow onn quart of water, to eggs. Put eggs In water, cover, set on back of range or table, let stand six minutes for soft boiled. Hard Boiled Eggs Put eggs In saueo pan of water. Placo on back of range nr.d cook below boiling point of wntcr IS minutes. THE MAYOR AND THE LAW. Ilarrlsburg Stnr-Independent. Tho mayor of Scranton Is greatly dis turbed over tho exlstenco and Inllucuco of "speakeasies" In that city. In a let ter to tho councils of the city he makes his complaint, and begs the help of that branch of tho government In tho work of eradicating the evil. "While It Is prl maiity tho duly of the district attorney," ho writes, "to bring to Justice violators of tho liquor law, tho failure of theso offi cers lo perform their duties Is no excuse for dereliction on our part." Tho "speakeasy" Is essentially a growth of corrupt or Inefficient administration of local government. As Mr. Molr, mayor of Scranton, states tho enforcement of tho liquor law Is primarily a duty of tho district attorney, but tho mayor Is equally obligated to the community to enforce the law and the policemen are Invested with constabulary powers f'.r that purpose. That being tho case, It is not clear why councils should bo nl:ed to co-operato In a movement to rcpless holes-in-the-wnll as they are sometimes called. ALMANACS FOB 1000. The Philadelphia Times Almanac this years arrives nearly a month behind schedule time, but Is undoubtedly more complcto In tho way of furnishing a record of the events of ISDO. It Is fully up to thu high standard In other respects nnd may bo numbered among tho best. Tho almanac for 1D0O issued from tho of fice of tho Wllllamsport Sun Is a flno specimen of tho work that can bo turned out from an inland printing ofllce, nnd contains much valuable data given In a condensed form. It is a credit lo tho Sun establishment. The Philadelphia Inc.ulrcr Almanac for 1000 contains a vast amount of matter of particular Interest at this time, especially In tho way of statistics and othvr Infor mation regarding the army and navy of the United States and our new posses sions. It will be useful ns a book of refcrenco from thin tlmo hence. JESTS-NTITS. A Girlish Dream. "I'd llko to marry a lawyer." "What for, Arabella?" "Ho wouldn't bo always arguing with me." i "How do you know?" "Lawyers never arguo without a fee in sight." Detroit Freo Press. Not Likely to Meet Them. "I suppose in heaven we shall meet lots of people who will be surprised to seo us." "No; that kind won't be thcre."-Chl-cago Record. Alert. "Tho great danger," said the grave citi zen, "Is that we will drift Into a paternal form of government," "Yes," answered Mr. Mcekton, with a sigh; "Henrietta seems worried about that every tlmo I speak to tho children." Washington Star. Not in Demand. Biggs I'd havo you know, sir, that I'm a self-mado man. Dlggs Oh. that's all right; but If I wcro you I wouldn't waste any money In taking out a patent. Chicago News. One of Many. New Cook What docs your husband llko for his breakfast, ma'am? Mrs. Growells Oh. he likes anything we haven't got. Chicago News. te memum Roll Top Desks, Flat Top Desks, Standing Desks, Typewriter Desks, And Office Chairs A Large Stock to Select from. Hill & Connell 121 N. "Washington Ave, ALWAYS HUSY, 5Rc-H tem&gL F" xfzJz? 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Reduced to.. 14. tiece3 All Wool Cheviot and Homespun Suitiners, 40 inches wide, have - been 48c. Reduced to 15 pieces English Cheviot aud Covert Mixtures, good value at 75c. Re- A n duced to.... 49c Large assortment of Fine" Plaids, Venetians, Mixed Suitings, etc., at one-third off regular prices. 510-512 LACKAWANNA AVENUE ExceMi 00000 A complete line for 1900, for office and pocket use, numerous styles of Cal endars, Pads aud Stands to select from. Blank Books and the largest and most complete line of office supplies in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Reynolds Bros Stationers and Engravers, Hotel Jermyn Building, Scranton, Pa. " " IMVMM ITU1 WfWM IWUTf FIN Iress (Geofls Maries