in, , THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5. 1809. The Story of Ober .Turret was a hard num. Ho rather gloried In his hardness. A hard jnan wus 11 man who couldn't !o fooled. Obed Jarrott never was fooled. In his private opinion the world was made up of it few honest men, and a treat many fools and knaves. An honest jnan was one who tin Id his way and neither asked nor gave favors. Foots might call him hard, and knaves might snail because he wasn't gullible, ,but what cared Ober Janet'.' The honest man sat at his desk that June afternoon with his pen loosely dangling In his lingers, and his check liook open before him. He was in no hurry. To give away money was so mow n sensation that he felt Justified In prolonging it. Not but that he could amply afford to give the sum he had fixed upon; It was the principle of the. thing that held him Irresolute. Ho was worth close to SSO.OOO. There was a memorandum slip In the upper right hand drawer that showed this to tal In round figures. He could liuvo told the amount within a dollar or two. It was a gilt-edged property stocks, mortgages, cash and n little real es tate. "If I was sold out tomorrow." said Obed, smiling grimly, "It would bring every penny that I've totaled It at." He had won this comfortable prop erty by shrewdness rather than harl work. For more than 20 years ho had bought mortgages and loaned money, and snapped up unconsidered financial trifles, In thnt same old otlice. He slept in the rooms above It, and sometimes for days together he didn't leave the building. There had been few episodes to enliven the dullness of this money grubbing life, but tomorrow one of them was to take place. Tomorrow his son, his only child, was to be married. Instinctively his eyes turned to the portrait above his desk. The portrait of a brown haired young woman with smiling eves and slightly parted lips. As he looked upon the gentle face he felt n little tightening about the heart. Dead four and twenty years. Their son was four and tw nty. and he mar lied tomorrow. Their son. Had he done his duty by their son? He thought so. He had certainly given him n good schooling. The boy had gone through college with credit to himself and his father-and had helped to pay his way, too. Obed had wanted him to study law, but ho bad a love for chemistry, and, in company with a fellow student, had set up an ofllce of his own. They started in as consulting chemists and assayers, and were from all Obed could learn building up a fairly re munerative business. He was certainly a good boy. though perhaps a little lacking In that respect for his father which begets confidence, ft seemed hut a day or two ago that he hud tome to him and said: "Father, I am going to marry." Tt was like a blow to Obed. "Well, well," he presently said in his testy way, "since It's all settled, why do you come to me?" "Hecause I think you should know It," said Arthur stoutly. "You didn't think to consult me be fore vou took this step," said the old man. grimly. "You couldn't expect that, father," said the son. "I am no longer a boy. Resides, you can't help but approve of her. Sh'-'s the dearest girl. Her name Is Alma Truman, and her father Is ( hlef accountant with Fancber & Co. Phe's the eldest of six. and they're artfully broken up at the Idea of her going. That's the kind to marry, father. The kind that is missed at home. Hut you must see her." "How do you expect to support her?" Inquired Obed, dryly. "With these two hands, and the ex cellent education you have given me," reriicd Arthur. The boy had taken him around to the Tiumans' house one evening, but there were so many Trumans, and It was only a short call, and he had scarcely aught a glimpse of the girl. And now the boy was going to marry and leave him, he felt, forever. Their boy! Had he alwavs remem bered that Arthur1 was their boy? Would things have been different If she had lived? Would he, himself., have become the dry, old. money muklug machine lie was? God only knew. How happy they had been that brief year. How ambitious he was for her sake. How he tolled and planned. And he remembered how she would come to him and lay her soft, cool hands on his nnd draw the pen away and turn him round In his chair and command him to rest. Was she smiling down on him now. as slit had smiled flown upon him then, and os she nlmost seemed to smile upon him from the lifeless can- VI' s" Four and twenty years, and here ho sai. an old man, preparing a wedding gift for their son. who was to be mar vied tomorrow. A gift for their son. Yes. yes. It was a custom foolish, perhaps. He would give him a check for a hundred dollars. It was u tidy sum. and pretty nearly as much cash as the boy s father hud when he mar i led. A hundred dollars. Surely a lib eral gift for for their boy. Their boy. He bent forward suddenly and dip? ped his pen In the ink. It was strange how dim the lines on the check seemed. He wrote the dute. Four and twenty years ago. Why, the room seemed full of her! Was she leaning over his shoulder ngaln Ho slowly made the figure "1" and the two ciphers. Their boy! Was that the touch of her soft, rool hands on his? Was was she guiding his pen? The lines were dim Indeed, as he slowly wrote. Then he paused nnd stared down at his work and carefully added his signature. He dropped hack in his chair and brushed his hand across his eyes, nnd for a moment was very still. When he looked up again at the portrait he smiled. Then he briskly tore out the check, pushed back the book, shut down the desk, and seizing his hat, was off. Ten minutes later he confronted the serlous-fuced teller of tho Sixth Na tional nnd thrust the check at him across the plate glass shelf. "Certify that, please," he said, In his crisp way. The teller picked up tho slip of pa per In his preoccupied manner and glanced at tt. Then his faco suddenly beamed. "Why. that's line!" ho nrled, und certified It In a hurry. Obed said nothing. It was a n.ulot little home wedding. Only the relatives were present, but there were such n lot of them on tho Truman side. It was a nice wedding If It was qiilet. The house was beauti fied with flowers, and vines, and rib bons, under tho supervision of the sis ter who was in the achool of art, and Two Ciphers, everybody looked quite happy. Includ ing the younger Trtitnans, who were bearing up bravely. Ailhur took his father with him to the house, and then left him in tho hall In chat go of an usher, "There Is usually. I think' said Ol-d to the usher, "a place set aside for the gifts to the the happy pair. Am I right?" "You are." said the smiling usher. "This way." And he led him upstairs to the 'little room where the modest gifts were displayed. Fortunately for Obed, there was nobody in tho apart ment at the moment, and when tin; usher's back was turned he slipped the check from his pocket and laid It under the edge of a plaque on the table. Then he softly stole down stairs. After the ceremony he came slowly forward, following the others who liud offered their congratulations, and took' his son's hand and pressed It Bi'.-mly. Then he turned to his new daughter, surprised at a look that passed between the happy pair, and wondering what It meant. "Father .Tarrett," said Alma, as she raised her face and the old man quite without forethought stooped and kissed her, "Father Jarrett, you know that nobody can refuse a bride's request. And Arthur nnd I want you to promise to come nnd live with us Just as soon as we are settled In our flat." "No, no," said the astonished Obed. "I I should be In your wny." "That's no answer," said Alma; "sny, at least, that you will come and try It." The old man hesitated. She certainly was a dear girl. "I will promise to try It," he smiling ly said, and somehow his heart felt lighter than It had for many years "And to think," he muttered to him self as he stepped back, "that she In vited me without knowing a blessed thing about that check!" A few moments later his son called to him. "Father." he said, "some up with US and look at the presents. It's a good time, everybody Is Vmsy talking, and Alma wants you to see how nice and kind her friends have been." So they went up to tho little room, and there Alma began her rapid history of the gifts and their donors. Suddenly they were Interrupted by a cry from Arthur. Ho had discovered the check. "What's this!" he stammered. "Pny to the order of Arthur Jarretft $10,000? Why. father. "Oh, oh! Now we can have a home of our own!" cried the delighted girl, who was looking over Arthur's shoulder. "Hut you know. Father Jarrett, that you would have been Just as welcome at tho Hat." "Yes, yes, I know," he answered. Then he added a little brokenly: "I want to be perfectly honest about this money. One hundred dollars Is from me, the rest from Arthur's mother." ' They looked at hlin wonderingly, and he turned suddenly away. When he looked around he said with his grim old smile: "Slip It in your pocket, my boy; the money will be there when you get back." Hut after Alma and Arthur had started on their two weeks' wedding Journey, and the old man was walking back to his lonely rooms, he suddenly straightened up and said half aloud: "It will only be two weeks." W. It. Hose, In Cleveland Plain Dealer. DOBLEY'S MAN WITH THE HOE. From tho New York Sun. "I might lust as well resign at once!" exclaimed Mrs. Dobley. "I hnd no Idea that Joining a literary club meant that one had to perform In public. I simply can't do It." "What do they want you to do, my dear''" asked Mr. Dobley. " song and dance or a cakewalk?" I wouldn't mind a little think like that. You can pick it up In no time." "It nothfiig like that," said Mrs. Dobley, passing a typewritten docu ment over the breakfast table. "And you needn't make any fun of the mat ter, either. The frivolous way in which you look at everything is tire some. Now, what am I to do?" "X am sure, my dear," began Dob ley "Just read it read it!" commanded Mrs. Dobley, and her husband read: "Honora Coombs Dobley. "Dear Madam: At the next meeting of the Literary club the topic of dis cussion will be Markham's poem, 'The Man With the Hoe.' As you have been selected as chief speaker of the even ing, you will kindly be prepared to recite the poem and give a short sketch of the author's career. Also to give your opinions as to the Idea contained In the work, as well as the general style and literary construction of the poem." "Well, my dear," said Dobley, try Ing to conceal the fact that ho was quite as perturbed as his wife by the letter. "Well?" "Well? Why didn't they select you' What did they, send that to me for? What do I know about funning?" "You forgot, tnv dear, thnt thla la nrt an agricultural club, but a liter ary society. Of course they refer to the famous poem." t "What poem?" "Is It possible that you haven't heard of Murkham's masterpiece. 'The Man with tho Hoe?' " usked Dobley, with a reproachful look over the top of his egg. "Why, I haven't read anything but Quo Vadls tills summer, and 1 only half read that. You sen It hurts my eyes und besides that I'm too busy. Who was he?" " 'The Man with the Hoo"' lie has become one of the most typical of " "What was tho matter with him? Why didn't he hoe? Where did It hap pen?" "It began with a picture my dear. An artist made a picture of a. man In a field with a hoe." "Hoping corn, I suppose; well, what of It?" "Well, It was n great picture filled with depth and feeling and life " "I suppose It eeemed as though h were really hoeing, did It? I've seen a plctuie like that a girl gathering roses you could Just see the stems snap." "No, it wasn't exactly that. The inafi had stopped" "Stopped hoeing? What did ho do that for?" "He'il stopped to reel and was lean ing on the hoe." "Gracious! A hoo Hn't a bit com fortable to lean upon. Why didn't he sit down?" "Why cr It was Just the ni fist's Idea, you see. The man stopped to lean on his hoe the laborer In the field don't you sec'' typifying the workman of tho ages the 'empty tiges,' Mark ham wrote." "Was It Marklmm had the hoo?" "Oh, no' Markham wan a poet nnd he saw the picture nnd saw the poetry In It. Then he wrote the poem nnd called It 'The Mnn with tho Hoe.'" "Was It pretty?" "It was a magnificent Idea tho figure of that man ns typical of the work manthe patient sluve ploughing the Held" "What did ho have a hoo for If ho was ploughing?" "You don't understand. Don't you catch the Idea? Labor the farmer at work -plodding along without an Idea sweating over his work" "You lust said he'd stopped to rest." "Kr yes bit; when you rend it, you'll see the splendid picture Mnrk hiun drew " "Excuse me, John; was .Markham tho artist or was he the man who had the hoe. or tho man who Just wrote about 11?" "He was the poet, my dear; he wroto thp verse." "1 suppose he was paid for it, wasn't he?" "I suppose so. my dear." "Then whnt was the trouble? Heal ly. John, I can't seem to understand what all the fuss was about." "Markham wanted to show the mis erable condition of the hard working farmer tho slavery of the toller the the fetters " "Why, John Dobley. you know you have often said you'd like to be a farm er because they have everything so easy. Hoeing and raking Is child's play, and as for ploughing It's Just like riding a bicycle nowadays. You sit In a sort of a sulky and the horses know Just where to go. 1 suppose they will have automobiles after n while." "He spoke," went on Mr. Dobley. "of the 'emptiness of ages.' There's a grand thought. The emptl " "What did he mean bv that?" "Why cr so much of that Is meta phoryou see. The main idea Is that the lot of the working ninu Is hopeless 'The Man with the Hoe' was a poor wretch bent with toll a farmer whose life was " "Why didn't he get one of the farm hands to do the hoeing?" "Ho probably was a farm hand him self working for a pittance" "Well, he-ought to have been glad he was working. I think. The Idea! What did he want? A steam hoe? "No, my dear; but the idea Is what did life hold for him? Of what was he thinking as he stood there leaning on the hoe that humble Implement of toll?" "Probably he was thinking of his dinner. I'm not a bit sorry for that man. He had nice open air work and he could stop to rest when ho wanted to and probably his wife brought him his dinner every noon time, and he had nothing to do butto hoe. And he wasn't even doing that!" "Walt till you read the poem, Ho ora. Markham calls him 'brother to the ox." " "What for?" "The ox, you see. Is the beast of bur den. When the poet spoke of the lab orer as the brother to the ox he placed him as low in the Intellectual scale as It was possible to get him. He asks, 'Who blew out the ' " "Gas ?" "No no! 'Who blew out the light within tills brain?' asks 'Markham." "Well, who did?" "It was Just a metaphor a figure of speech " "Why didn't he say what he meant?" "Poets never do that, my dear." "Well, what did he mean?" "That the workman was a miserable creature, whose life was like an ani mal's a " "Don't he believe In men working?" "Yes hut " "I suppose he likes tramps, then. Those men that sit around tho parks. 'The Man with the Tomato Can' would be his Idea of the Ideal man." "'Poets look at these things different ly." "Weill think it is silly to pity a man because he has a job. Think of all the men that can't get work. Suppose you didn't work? Where would we be?" "It's the idea of man earning his bread by tho sweat of his brow the curse of laboring for hire for " "Why, this man with the hoe proba bly had a good, steady place on the farm. Perhaps he owned it. He pro bably had stopped to figure out the crop. Maybe his wife took boarders and they had plenty of money." "When you road It, my dear, you will be able to " "Oh, pshaw! I might Just as well start In to Idealize the cook and call her 'The Girl with the Frying Pan' or 'The Woman with the Holllng Pin.' " "Heally, my dear, I think you will be uble to talk before the club. If you keep on." "It's the very same thing! The cook is a laboring woman, but she's a great deal freer than I nm. She hus no so cial obligations and no calls to make or to receive. She doesn't have to spend her time dressing and talking to folks when she doesn't want to. She has a comfortable home and Just ns good things to eat us we have. She has two days off every week. Sup pose I began to weep over her sad con dition and called her 'sister to the ox.' Why she'd leave very first thing." "Rut a poet would never write about a cook." "Well, a good cook Is a lot better than an old farmer who only hoes and looks pathetic. Any one could hoe. Why, I almost believe you could hoe." ''1 haven't a hoe, my dear." "That's another thing. Suppose the man didn't have a hoe? He'd have been worse off, wouldn't he? A hoe represents capital. Do you know, John Dobley, It gets sillier every minute, to think of all the sympathy your wast ing on that man. It Is 'The Man With out the Hoe' you should be sorry for." "You are getting mo round to your way of thinking, Honora. I recall the story now of a rich man who said he started in business picking rags, but for u week or two he nearly starved, because he had no money to buy a rag pick with." "What did he do?" "He borrowed money enough, I be llevq, und twenty-live years ufter he told the story of the trouble he hni getting some one to lend the money. The funniest part of It was that ho said ho had never paid It back." "I wonder If that man really owned the hoe, or hnd borrowed It?" "Perhaps that Is what he was think Ing of." "He was probably too mean to buy a hoo of his own! You know. John, 1 think thut man was no good!" Honora. your loglo Is so convincing thnt I am beginning to agree with you that 'The Man with the Hoo' was con siderable of a gold brick," &666&66AA666&66666666 A Premium List Every A Package, JE9HS vSL cure valuable & f 9mmm $mk Premiums it Quality, aSmVlSZASk - ff f Low MSWKL RoastecS' 1 Price. fiM Never mill 1 RllWMR Ground. j? Used in J'WfK -Sills Sold S J MmionsjMflHHJ onl t I Home- packages.! M Our New Premium List, will THIS TELLS YOU HOW THINKING IS DONE THEORY OF THE BRAIN'S WAY OF WORKING. Millions of Brain Cells That Operate Apparently on the Principle of a Great Telephone Exchange, with Nerves for Wires The Great Function of Sleep. From tho New Yoik Sun. At lust scientists seem to be on the point of finding out what happens In the brain when a person thinks. It has long been known that the brain Is the thinking organ, but just bow the muk Iiik of thought eonies about hus been a puzzle. The celebrated Cabiiiis solved the matter offhand by sayinff thut the brain secretes thought as the liver secretes bile. This terse Faying parsed Into common use, but soon came to be recognized as a clever speech rather than an explanation of the mys tery. Now, however, the most recent researches of the mleroacoplsts uro making It appear that after all the say ing Is not so far wrong, but that, cor rectly Interpreted, It In some measure expresses the facts. Of course, thought, being Intangible, Is not properly to bo compared with bile or any other physi cal substance, but it appears that tho processes In the brain which produeo thought, and without which thinking Is Impossible, are comparable to those changes In tho liver nnd other organs which produce the tangible secretions. A committee of Ihitlsh physicians, acting Jointly, have been giving par ticular attention to this topic for somo years, and their researches, though not yet altogether complete, already show some very Interesting results, which, tnken together with those of Investi gators on the continent, let us see a long way Into the Intricacies of the brain. WEAR OF liRAIN CRI.LS. It Is shown unequivocally, for ex umple. that a bialn cell, which Is the really Important part of the brain, actually loses part of its iiuhstnr.ee dining action. Tho brain cells of per sons and of animals that have died during a period of great exhaustion from overexertion are found to be greatly changed from the condition of the normal coll during times of health and vigor. Tho cell of the exhausted brain, Instead of being plump and full of nervous matter. Is found to be hoi lowed out or "vacuolated," a cavity within Its substance having formed and being filled with water. This I means thut u part of the cell atib- luxury within Best Coffee for surpass everyth WOOLSOgy SPACE COMPANY, ToSecSo, Ohio. J'pip1pSpp( stam-e has b en actually corsumod dining the time of brain activity, pre cisely as coal is consumed when one gets heat from a furnace. It Is found, further, that If nn ani mal whose brain cells are thus ex hausted Is permitted to rest and to sleep Its cell:! rapidly recuperate, new material being supplied from the bliod until the vncuolatlon has disappeared and the cell Is practically as good as new again. This explains why sleep Is necessary to our existence. During waking hours eur brains are literally worn away, and sle.-p Is the sti't' dur ing which the repair sliopp of the brain moke good the damage of the waking hours. Thus the brain of a person who suffers from Insomnia Is in the condition of a locomotive which Is run night nnd day without going to the repair shops; disaster mu3t ulti mately result. rsrcs of susisr. It Is not sleep alone, however, thnt rests the brain cell, though sleep Is ab solutely essential to recuperation of tho brain as a whole. Hut not all parts of the brain are Involved In any .me kind of mental effort. The blood supply of the brain Is so arranged that by ex pansion or contraction of different ar teries parts of the brain may be Hushed with blood and other parts dammed off. so to speak, somewhat us the vorlous currents of an Irrigated Held are regu lated by the gardener. And as rapid How of blood Is essential to great men tal activity, this means that one part of the brain may be very actively nt work while another part Is resting and recuperating. Thus It Is that a person suffering from brain fatigue may leave his desk and go out Into tho fields with a golfstlek, or on the highways with a bicycle, and, by diverting his mind, give the overworked cells a chance to rest and recuperate. Hut It must not be overlooked that such exerclso in volves other brain cells, which, In turn, beronio exhausted, and that, In the end, for tho recuperation of the brain ns a whole, sleep Is absolutely essen tial. No recreation, no medicine, no stimulant will take Its place. The man who does not gle himself sufficient hours of sleep, or who Is unable to sleep when he makes the effort. Is lit erally burning away his brain sub stance and can no more keep on in definitely In this way than a loconio tlvo can run on Indefinitely without getting fresh supplies of fuel. In this new view It uppeurs that each brain cell Is a sort of storage battery, which can perform n certain amount of work and then must be recharged. This llkeiuss to a buttery Is further empha sized by the fact that tho nature of the brain cell's work consists, like that of any other battery, of the sending out of charges of onergy along connect ing wires, or, at least, along flbics that may bo likened to wires. Urarn cells, s&&6&&&&&&&&tf Hcjff Rfp KHI ISBI HHHHE jjBfflH Cv the 'reach of all! g i xwoa En Mit u rw tki ivityrijiy 3 fa wIL Save your Lion p W S PL Heads and pro- fotfll shortly appear in this paper, ST ever offered heretofore! when examined under the microscope, are found not to be simple globular bodies, like many other kinds of cells. On the contrary, they are irregular In shape, and when properly stained, little wire-like fibres can be seen jut ting out from them In various direc tions. It Is along these fibres that the messages come to the cell, and other messages are sent out, much ns mes sages go and come from a telephone central ofllce, AN APT COMI'AIUSON. This likening of the brain to a tele phone central ofllce Is a comparison that may be carried to a remarkable length. Indeed, no other comparison serves so well to give one a collect notion of the method of brain action. Hut until recently there wus one phase of the matter that could not h explained. How Is It that the various messages that are surging through the brain nn directed to proper channels, nmong these multitudinous wires? 'When you call up the central olllce you give a certain number, und the optrator connects your particular wire with that .number. When you are through talking the operator breaks the circuit, and you can no longer communicate along that line. Rut Is there anything similar to this making and breaking of currents possible In the brain? Astonishing ns It may seem, the answer Is yes. There Is precisely such a series of changes in the circuits of the brain cells as Is ef fected by the operator with tho tele phono wires. The manner of it is this. Recent studies of the brain cell, particularly those mnde by the Spanish physlol -gist, Mnmon Cujal, have shown that many of the wires which lead out from a cell do not go on uninterruptedly to a teimlnatlon In some other distant cell, as they were formerly supposed to do, hut Instead terminate In "blind ends." That is to say, they point out toward other cells, but do not reach them. Such a fibre clearly cannot con vey any message, because, like a tele phone wire that has been tut. it does' not lead anywhere. Rut under cer tain conditions of stimulation a very extraordinary thing happens. Tine "blind" fibre, under stimulus from Ifi central cell, lengthens out until lt touches a llbro of a neighboring cell, and presto, with such contact, a cir cuit Is completed and a message flash es between tho cells. Manifestly such coming together of tho "blind" HIiicm Is precisely comparable to the opiru tor's connecting your telephone witl another. And as In the case of the telephones, so In th case of the cells, when the communication is completed the connection Is broken, the Mires re tract and venue to touch uno another, and no furth'r message can be sent. HI5AI.V KINKS. Sometimes tho telephone girl does not t999999999ft understand your order or reports that the number you wish Is "engaged," and you cannot send your message. Sim ilarly, in the brain, it seems some times as If certain circuits one wishes to use are engaged In other channels: for how often does one "puzzle hla brains" to recall a fact or a name, which he feels that he knows pel feet ly, but which will not come at com mand. And then how. perhaps hours afterward, the elusive name will float before him, us If the telephone girl of his brain cell had at last succeeded In getting the right connection. When one lellocts that each of these wonder ful brain cells is microscopic In size, requiring. Indeed, a high power of the, mlscioscope to make It visible, and that there are billions of them In a: cubic Inch of brain substance, one Is led to wonder that such mlstukes of. connection or falluie to connect do not occur oftener. As It Is, the telephone ofllce of the brain Is easily the most wonderful structure of which we havo any knowledge. The most delicate, piece of mechanism ever devised by human hands Is a crude thing ci in pared with the murvlous brain cell. In time of war It often happens that nn Invading army will cut the tele graph wires and destroy Instruments and batteiles at. the central offices, so that telegraphic and telephonic com munication becomes impossible. M precisely similar destruction of the brain fibres und brain cells occurs un der certain conditions of disease. Tha familiar disease paresis, for example, consists essentially of just such a de struction of the brain structure as this. Day by day, in the paretic's brain, disease is making Inroads upon the uVi Icate mechanism of the cells, nnd, cor respondingly, the Ideas that could alone result from the nctlvltles of thosa cells are destroyed forever. When such destruction has gone far. Involv ing many sets of cells, It Is as impos sible that tho paretic's mind should act normally as that a telephone sys tem should cperate with lines cut and butteries destroyed. Going West? 1 I Why not go via tho Nickel Hnte I road? Many improvements have been made In tho last few years and its service Is now second to none. Three ! fast through trains aro run every day I In tho year between Huffnlo nnd iil j eago, while solid through trains of ele I Rant day coaches and vestibule buffet sleeping cars are run between New York nnd Chicago via the Lackawanna, road. 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