tp i ipfliiiiiinni q Jim an r5KJ ?v' , nwrnm ii iapii i wmmpvt y jimnTrrii"-ij THliJ SCUAJNlJN TliLBUNE-MONDAr, AUGUST 14, 1899. 1 t?n"Tt Clje Scranto CriBune Publlnhcd Dally, Hxcpt Sunday, by The Tibtiuo Pu' illilng Company, at Fifty Cents a vtnth. Now York Otllcu: 1W Nnstmu St.. B. S. VlUiSLANn, Solo Airtnt for Forrgti Ail 'cn'glng. Entered at the roMofllco nt Scrnntoo. I'n., nil Sou.ndtaiEM Mali Matter. When tpnro will permit, The Trlbuno Is almtyn g'nd to print rhort letters ftom Its frirtlH liftrlnn on cinent topics but Itn rule Is thtit tlii.ro nust bo oUu . for pdMltiitlJti, by the wrlltr'u reel name. SrnANTO.V. At.'Ot'ST 14. 1?09. . Justice for Dre.vfun will probably nr rlvo In tlmo to nfllx n proper Inscrip tion upon Ills tombstone. New Markets for Anthracite. Tin- Philadelphia Ledger hns fatted nttcntlon to Hie fact that It wis a happy thought to make an exhibit of American nnthtucito at the l'arls show next year. This Is mi American pro duct, which Is losing Hh market, anil N likely to lose It more rapidly In thrt near future It Is well to face thr mI tuat Ion and provide a new market, If possible, to reinforce the present nn.. As a fuel for ordinary, wnr'.ui day use anthracite has been supplant ed by bituminous to a law extent al H'udy.'und Is being further supplant ed constantly. There Is reason to sup pose that, before many yearn, both will h largely suppn-eded by electric ity. Hut this will not destroy the use fulness of anthracite; It will merely change Its use. It Is a luxurious fuel, and as such will always be In demand for stove, furnace aud open grate Hies, while the demand will Increase as Its merits heroin known. It Is now used for that purpose In the homes of those who can afford It nil over the United .States, but there Is a large market u waiting It In Europe, where anthracIL coal Is practically unknown and bltum nus Is now the universal mineral fuel. Its display at" tti Purls Kxpositlon will Introduce It to thousands of people who have nevev seen anything like It, nnd should be the m'an:; f Introducing It to a wide circle of consumeis across the Atlarillr. Tho calamity prophets are still obliged to postpone dates. One of the Burdens. With each additional report from the Queen of the Antilles It becomes more apparent that the United States must not shrink from assuming the burden that has been thrust upon the country by Interference on behalf of the Cubans who were struggling for liberty a few months ago. Jllss Clara Itarton, the veteran presi dent and founder of the Hud Cross soci ety, who Is at present in Cuba, pre sents n pathetic picture of tho DO.OOO orphans who have been taken under the fostering care of tho organization. Thgse children, whose parents were the victims of General Weyler's cruel con centration scheme, are found In every city and town in the western jiart of the island, and but for the active bene ficence of Americans most of them would have perished long ago. As It Is, few of them have been exempt from disease due to Insufficient and improper food, and most present the appearance of living skeletons, to Judge from pho tographs which have reached thH country. In nearly every large town, according to Miss Barton, n temporary asylum for these little unfortunates has been opened anil placed in charge of young Cuban women who have volun teered thujr services. Her" they are not only provided with wholesome food and clean clothing, but are given their first instruction In reading and writing, after tho kindergarten methods. It 13 surprising, says Miss ISarton how soon after admission to one of these asy lums the emaciated forms of the chil dren begin to till out and take on tho aspect of health. Normal weight and color speedily return In a majority of eases, for childhood is quick to recuper ate, and the good Samaritans In chargo feel abundantly rewarded for their labors. Money In large amounts has been necessary that this good work could proceed. The liberality of Americans has made It possible that much In past could be accomplished In the way of rollevlnsr the sufferings of these un fortunates, but fresh funds are con stantly requlrejl. Miss Harton's statement of what Is being accomplished In the way of train ing up the Cuban children to be useful citizens should Induce benevolent per sons to see to It that tho financial part of the undertaking Is soon placed upon a firm foundation. Tt begins to look as though Secre tary Hoot might yet discover Oeneral Miles. Capture of a False Prophet. The religious fanatic who appeared at Manila thi- other day as n yelf-np-polnted prophet and predicted that Manila would soon be taken by Aguln nldo's forces, has been captured by tho American police and placed In Jail at tin early stage In his career ns a prognostlcator. During his brief car eer ns a prophet, It is said that this gllb-tongucd Individual had succeeded hi gathering quite a following des pite the fact that the general condition of affairs ut Manila should have con vinced even tho most Ignorant' Fili pino that the lecaptuvo of tho city would be an Impossibility. The Man ila prophet Is doubtless n fair repro sentalvb of many other so-called pro phets, who have set themselves up, in times of httife and Btress, umong yellow, brown and red peoples. They are tho creatures of religious enthusi asm combined with racial pride and ignorance. It is tho mission of each oiio of these preuchen; to declare to his listeners, "Wo aro tho chosen poo pie." Ho knows nothing of tho vast world nnd Its billions of denizens, but believes that his ovn focus Is the cen ter of human activities. Theso creatures lire interesting stud ies. For many years it was debated whether 'they woro rank impostors or were self-deceived Into believing thom Belves tho agents of tho supernatural. Tho latter is tho hypothesis now gen erally 'entertained by ncliolars. Tho Muhd) was, In recent years, the mo3t nramlr.r f theso false prophets. Ho predlrtcd eternal victory for his brown hosts' of tho Houdan, hut death paved lit m from th'j realization of crushing defeat. Tho prophet of the Afrldn, In Northern India, has been another tx ample, leading his lollowers to halt Id against the t'.rltlsh by the assurances of heavenly aid. The disposition to sinllo nt tho cred ulity of thesi) Illiterate denizens of tho Orient who blindly embrace tho teachings of the false prophet, how ever, should be less marked when one considers that right at homo In a Innd of tnllghtenment the teachers ol falla cious doctrine.') and freakMi lmllueln ntlons can always find it following. So long hh Kdwaid Atkinson and his lieu tenants are out of Jull and can llnd listeners, we have no right to serious ly condemn the blind followers of a Ma'hdt. The question of musical Instruction in the High school, for the teachers, and whether or not to add to It the further work of musical teaching in the graded schools, conies up this even ing before the High and Training school committee. Various names have been suggested for the position, or positions, us the case may be. Of the candidates Professor Derman, who has so admir ably (tiled the. ofllee of instructor and musical director, Is among the mot prominent, ns he Is the most experi enced, having been engaged In this es pecial line of teaching for eighteen years. The public knows him as an "all-around" trained musician, and a thorough chorus leader and orchestral director. Race Problem in Cuba. According to the Chicago llecord the clamor for home rule In Cuba has sud denly been hushed by a new problem. Cubans areapprehenslvolest their Isl and may become a "black republic" like Santo Domingo. Hitherto this danger was not nrt'iiaclng because un der the "constltucion autonomista" granted by Spain suffrage wa3 limited to those owning property. As an Americanized Republic Cuba will have to make all male citizens over 21 years of age and over eligible to vote and hold oillce. Thus Cuba- will have a voting population of: Whites other than Cubans M.000 Native white Cubans VS,ii Other native Cubans claiming to be whlto 23."W) Negroes ,0W Total voters -MW.OuO Of tho whites other than Cubans not more than one-half, 1 Is thought, will qualify as Cuban citizens. Thus the negroes will be In the majority from the llrst and in all probability will maintain their supremacy, and, acting together, assert their power. Naturally tho white Cuban Is not pleased with this prospect and a rem edy Is suggested in annexation by the conservative element. This, the an nexationist believes, would Induce an Inllux of whites from the United States which would nugmeut the white popu lation sufficiently to make It dominant. Unfortunately, however, there is little reason to believe that Americans would supply the required white majority, and there would lie some chance that American negroes, Instead of Ameri can whites, would till the Island. At the best the race problem In Cuba promises to be a troublesome one. The present negro population of Cuba will Increase more rapidly than the white population. Contractors and op erators of now enterprises are likely to Import, negro laborers under con tract, who In time will be added to the population of the Inland. A remedy for this condition Is not apparent. While the colored man of Cuba has rights that are not to bo disputed, It Is by no means certain that he will be success ful If It comes to governing. Tho situation In Puerto Itico is much the same as In Cuba. An eminent Frenchman It la said has discovered that love-sickness may be cured by hypnotism. According to thi scientist It will be no longer necessary for the rejected suitor to blow out his brains or kill the object ot his affec tion on account of unrequited love, lleforo arriving nt a point when a tras 1c act becomes necessary the patient simply visits a professional or amat eur hypnotist wht by the aid of a few passes causes the heart llssure to heal and place the subject In condition to observe the freckles upon the face of his best beloved and note that her shoes appear to be too tight for grace ful carriage and locomotion. The Im portant discovery of tho French scien tist would be a boon to tho affection ate genoially, but for the fact that hypnotic subjects are largely In the minority. Tho exhibitions given by experts In imparting the mysterious force demons tt ate that about only one or two In twenty are susceptible to the Influence- of the operator. Until science can furnish some more universal rem edy, therefore. It will bo seen that sui cide Is about the enly thing left for thou whose limine aro easily warped by tho tender malady. The recent round-up of royalists at Paris appears to have been a step In tho right direction In the Interest of tho French republic. While tho Drey fus cose proves that the affairs of tho government have no( at nil times been conducted upon lines of equality for ull, the iitlmlnlritration Is without doubt superior to any thing that could be offered by I'aul Deroulede and his fol lowers. The Wllkes-Barrn snake editors havo evidently turned their attention to the manufacture of strange tales regarding the stutus of state polities, judging from some of the specials from that city which uppear In the, Philadelphia papers. ' Altgeld's denial of the statement that he considered tho 10 to 1 business u detriment to the Democrat party came Just In time. Some people were on tho verge of crediting him with the pos session of a 'few grains of sense. Konersyi Morcler's promised bomb shell at tho Dreyfus trial exploded In tho wrong place. If reports aro true the discharge of Mrs, Kyler, the matron of nn asylum for poor girls at Tronton, will be light punishment. According to testimony of assistants which has tint been refuted, this woman subjected the helpless chil dren under her control to tortures un rivalled outside of the Spanish lliqulst tlon. It Is to bo hoped for tho good name of New Jersey the matter wilt not bo dropped with tho simple dis charge of tho Inhuman creature. The persecution of the Mormon elders In the Southern states Is Hahlo to prove one of tho Incentives to keep nllvo this peculiar rellclon which would soon cease to llnd converts far from the head centre In Utah If nllowed to die out In peace. It Is tho opposition that places adherents In the light of martyrs that j stimulates enthusiasm In almost every wild belief, und the mobbing of mis sionaries will undoubtedly cause many to rally to their banners who would havo otherwise looked upon their prose lyting with Indifference. Tho. Mormon faith, which rests upon tho gospel of the lute Joe Smith has had a remark able existence when one considers the ridiculous career of tho orlglnul prophet and tils silly book. It Is probable that the persecution of the early saints of Mornionlsni has had much to do with prolonging the lite of the church and cementing Its members together In a way that has caused leaders to teach their (locks that it Is no sin to take ad vantage of a gentile In business or nny other transaction. Persecution digni ties a religion that should bo laughed out of existence by sensible people. Senator Tillman, of South Carolina, Is at least entitled to credit for frank ness. Ho proposed to give the people, of his state good whiskey at reasonable rates and Is not afraid to say fo. If the present warm weather con tinues the "political pet" will probably for comfort's suko be boiled on tho uas stove. The judge In the Dreyfus trial ucts like a man who does not propose to change his mind without good cause. PERSONALITIES. Illshop Torreglannl, head of the Itoin un Catholic diocese of Armldule, Austra lia, weighs 3G3 pounds. The Prince of Wales holds the record as a godfather. He has ncted In that capacity on no fewer than beventy-llvo occasions. Lord Kelvin has resigned the profes sorship of natural philosophy in the University of Glasgow, which he had held for llfty-three years, Ho Is now 73 years of ace. Visitors at Nantucket a few days ago were surprised to see John Flsko In golf clothes. Tho historian has, In fact, be come an expert golfer, and Is very fond of the same. Thomas Hardy, the novelist, writes all his stories with copying Ink. This en ables him to take press copies, nnd to ob. tain exact duplicates without the aid of -u clerk or typewriter. P.inlel D. Kmmett, the nathor of "Dixie," is living at the age of hj the life of a hermit. He spends most of his time within doors, and Is seen on the street only when taking his Sunday afternoon drive. John, Conquest, chief Inspector of tho criminal Investigation department of the Metropolitan police at New Scotland Yard, London, Is to rctlro from the force. Mr. ComfucHt Is known to tho greater number of the prominent men of Knglnnd. Kx-Secrotary Illtss has given $2ou to tho Dewey house fund, and says the gift would have been larger had he not nl leady given to another fund for tho Dewey memorial building, which Is to form a part of the admiral's old college at Mlddleburg. Vt. Professor George Forbes, of London, the well-known electrical expert, Is nt Niagara Falls, the guest of the otllclaU of the Niagara Falls Power company. Professor Forbes was connected with the power company when the harnessing of Niagara's energy was llrst undertaken. Tho Gratia Duchesn Serge of Ttussla, the elder shxrr of the czarina, possesses many accomplishments, her greatest gift being that of a borr. mimic and act. ress; those qualified to judge, having seen her ns an amateur, declare that t-ho would have won fame nnd fortune on the stage In any rank of life. George Trusdell, who has been chosen to the presidency of tho Washington Traction nnd Klectrle Street railroad company, declined by General Wood, was himself a soldier, volunteering In tho Twelfth New York at tho first call for troops In 3SC1, and rising from private to the rank of major. Paymaster General Stewart, of tho navy, who has just been placed on the letlrcd list, has one ! tho most remuik nble records In the navy. Jurlng tho lato war he disbursed over thirty -seven mill ions of dollars, and th.TO was ncer a scandal, iiur a court of Inquiry, nor a question, nor even a doubt, as to tho proper oso of a cent tt tho money. Ho bought all tho rations and r. 11 tho cloth ing that were used by the sailors: he fur. nitdied tho naw with Ice, tobacco and delicacies for the sick; but there was never a complaint. Tho prime minister ot the Cape, Mr. Schrelner, Is half a German, says Arnold White In Harper's Weekly. His father was a Germ in missionary, and Lis mother nn English woman. Like oritur people of mixed blood, Mr. Schrelner Isi not remarkable for tho depth of his at tachment to either strain. His loyalty, however, to tho Boer element In South Africa Is undoubted. He represents tbo llond policy, and whatever It was. now It Is certainly nntl-Ungllsh. Mr. Schrcl er was educated at Cambridge, and is tt cultivated and an able man, but In the racial eleavago which now exists circum stances compel him to oppose Sir Alfred Mllncr. THE SUNBONNET MAID. 1 don't profess to bo profound About tho dress of Lady Guile, Hut I can tell when one's well gowned. Anil wears her hulr In ''tclnig stjlo. My muse haw lilting tribute paid To nil her costumes; but a sonnet, It reciiih. to me, lit due tho maid Who wears tho organdie sunbonnet. A maiden up to dato Is she. Yet linked with charms of bygone styles; And fated to lovo's slav'ry. ho Who comes within the maiden's wiles. Such framework does this headgear prove, With ribbon, bows and laces on It, For winsome smiles, which perforce move All men to lovo her for her bonnet. A vlslpn In a irowtt of white, A foot but of a babe, you'd think; I see her now she's out of sight In that sunbonnet made ot pink. A pair of roguish eyes look out. Two llps-ah, mnld, why do you don It? I think ho know what she's about When sho puts on that old sunhonnct. I've loved tho maiden who plays golf, And I havo loved the biking maid; At times I havo gone sailing off With yachting girls, and tribute paid; And many others ulrls there nre My diary tfdls of when I eon tt, Out nnnn I've loved as much by far As this witch. In the old sunbonnet. . Philadelphia North American, VOICE OF THE jRESS. Tho Beauties of Soho. From tho Newark Advertiser. According to a statement which comes from Ilobokcn the new managerial broom of tho Lttckawnnnu rnllroad Is to sweep iwny the primitive pnarcngcr stations on tho line of tho Morris and Ussex division and rrplucu them with modern otructures. Tho promises of tho Lackawanna man agement In tho past was of tho plo crust order. There have been promises nnd piotnlscs, but In no single wise tiny sub stantial fulllllmcnt. Newark was prom, lsed decent station accommodations at Ilrond street ten years ogo, and the llrst step has not been taken since to carry out that promise. Hut If there Is Mncer lly In tho new management whero thero was nona In tho old, It the archaic sta tions along the line nre really to go, let It bo suggested to the president of the Larl-.nwannn not to permit the work ot demolition to begin until the relics aro photographed for posterity. A picture of tho station at llrcnd street In NewarK will mnko an Interesting nntlqunrlnn Btudy some yenrs hence as one of tho lust specimens of the long past village conditions of Nowttrk, nnd as a sample of tho awkward architecture that belonged to tho primitive management of the rnll road. Hut there arc other stations tho pictures: of which should go Into a mus eum of comicalities nnd frenks. There for example Is the passenger sta tion at Soho. Nature built the substantial part ot this cdlllcc. The main support Is a tree. From J point near tho lower limbs there project on either side roollng timbers, llko an umbrella, supported by wooden braces on the Inside. This Is tho roof. Around the base of the tree thcro Is a circular wooden bench. That Is for the passengers. This unique shelter for tho patrons of tho Lackawnnna railroad at Soho hits been occasionally repaired hut has never known betterments. Sta tion ngents. Janitors nnd other expenslvo accessories are economically dispensed with. If the station Is exposed to pre datory cows and goats the patrons of the road are compensated for theso terrors by plenty of fresh nlr nnd sunshine nnd an unobstructed view of the surrounding scenery. Perhaps tho Lackawanna president has never seen or noticed tho Soho station, and If so we advise him to take a run up to Soho and Inspect It. He might take his kodak along. Whatever Is to be done with tho stations along the road they should be preserved by the camera, and the Arcndlnn slmnlleltv of that structure at Soho should especlnlly be photographed as a reminiscence of the days when the crochety octoBennrlun Sloan made tho management of the Lackawanna a like ness of himself. British Rule in India. , From the New York Sun. There has been plenty of evidence within tho last four or llvo years that British rulo In India Is not so popular us it was once. This Is due In great part to the attacks of the native press, which are never answered except In the Journnls written for und by Kngllshmcn. The gov ernment of India listens to nil criticisms with closed lips. Its olllclnls, like tho members of the civil service In England, tiro forbidden to reply. The rule works well enough In Kngland, where there aro always two parties, one to attack and the other to defend; but In India no ono not In tho employ ot the government Is Interested in Justifying the government's measures, and ns all Its servants nre con demned to silence, the administration stands In the anomalous position of being continually under Arc without an oppor ity of revenge. An Uncertain Game. From tho Klmlr.a Advertiser. The Domlnlcnn revolutionists are get ting their work In a rather vigorous fashion. They may not feel so cheerful when fqe government forces get Into the field, and ngaln theso latter forces may not materialize at all. Tho game Is less certain than three card monte. The atti tude of the aspirant, Jimlncz, Is amusing. He remains In Havana anil when asked why ho does not go to the front produces a dltpatch telilng him to remain away until sent for. '"You nre too valuable to lose." Such a man, content with such nn excuse, ought to go back Into knicker bockers. The Idea that any tropical revolutionist Is too valuable to lose, Is proof that that the claimant Is In excel lent newspaper hands, lie talks like an emperor. The Proper Course. From the Washington Star. If the Democratic party Intends to mnko expansion the lending lsMte In Its next campaign, li ought. In fairness and logic. make Mr Cleveland Its candidate. Ho was the first original antl-expanslonist He was tho (lrst American ot promt' lienco to hold his countrymen up as land grabbers nnd marauders. Six years ago, while Edward Atkinson was still deep la the work of perfecting a fancy cooking apparatus, and Mr. liryan was helping to construct a botch tariff bill, Mr. Cleve land was denouncing tho American min ister to Hawaii nnd the captain of the warship Boston ns consplrntors who had assisted In tho overthrow of tho mon archy In Hawaii for the purpose ot an nexing those islands to this government. - Canadian Gall. From tho Blnghamton Republican. Tho British admiralty maps of 1S37 nnd 1S!IS place tho Alaska boundary exactly op tho line where tho United States con tends that It should go. it expresses tho honest Interpretation of the treuty by Gerat Britain ns well ns by Russia. Tho attempt of tho Canadians to make the boundary movable and secure for Canada tho biggest part of the Lynn canal and valuable ports Is. In the language ot tbo streets, a magnificent display of gull. Tho United States will, tn all probability, stick to Us not-budge-an-lnch position, and the British government will acquiesce. Tho Mad Trolley Car. From tho Blnghamton Chronicle. All over the country trolley cars hnve been going on a wild rampage during tho pnst week. People have been killed nnd Injured and property destroyed In a dozen of our largo cities. The only discoverable reason for such an outbreak seems to be. carelessness, puro and simple, und tin In ordinate dcslro to make fast time. Motor men and conductors of this eiass ought to bo severely disciplined. A trolley car run mad makes a bull in n china shop a mildly obstreperous caso in compari son. Italy's Demands. From the Philadelphia Bulletin. Itnly's demand for tin Indemnity for the death of her subjects who were lynched In Loulsitiua will probably lifcntion a pretty substantial sum. And the worst of It Is that there Is no doubt as to the liability of this government under Inter national law. So long ns we permit law less mobs to slay foreign residents whom wo nro bound to protect from outrage und mob murder, we tihull have to pay smartly for tho privilege. An Insult to Smoky City. From the Pittsburg Dispatch. It U somowhat provoking to find a pe riodical llko Harper's Weekly telilng. In connection with tho return of tho Tenth, of tho great reception It will havo "when tho regiment reaches Philadelphia, whero n largo sum of money has been raised." (lur plctorlnl contemporary should study tho subject sufficiently to learn from which end of tho stnto tho Tenth comes, and what is tho chief city at this ond. Ye Editor's Trims. From the Perry, la,, Ilcpuullcan. Homo low-ltvcit, disreputable, con. tcmptlble and villainous wretch put Bomo Hmburger cheese In our Ink bottle and wo havo been huntlng-fpr a supposed de. ceased mousn for three duys. We hud Just decided to vaeato the ofllco when tho uourco of tho malodorous funics was located. SKETCH OF ASTOR. From tho Toronto Globe. Mr. Aslor, whoso renunciation of his American citizenship bus nrouscd so much Interest In tho United Stnes, has experienced somu of tho rewards ot that cltlrenslilp In tho way of public olllcc In his time, but hla life In America has said to have engendered In him a not ovcr-frlcndly feeling toward tho peo ple of his native hind. Ho was born on March .11, IStS, and Is thu gret-grandson of the founder of tho Astor family on this side of tho Atlantic, tho John Jncob Astor, who came to New York from Waldorf, near Heidelberg, South Ger many. In 1S75 ho graduated nt Columbia college, und enteicd the law olllces of Lord, Day & Lord, and was later admit ted to tho bar.. On Juno fi, V"i, ho mar tied Miss Mary D. Paul, of Philadelphia. In tho previous autumn ho. had been elected on the Republican ticket an As semblyman for the Klcvcnth district, and was chairman of the committee on mili tia and served on tho cities committee. t Tn 1873 Mr. Astor became a candidate for senator In the Tenth district and was elected, serving on tho committees on Ju dlclary, commerce and navigation, and mtlltln. Ho then mudo nn aggressive campaign for congressman in the Sev enth Congressional district and was de feated by Judgo P. Henry Dugro. Later he ran for congress ngaln. In the Klcv cnth district, nnd the Into Roswell P. Flower, nftcrward governor, dcteated him. He spent a great deal ot money In this campaign nnd his disappointment nt losing was confessedly great. Presi dent Arthur In 1SSS appointed him min ister to Italy, and he served three years, entertaining liberally In Rome, until President Clovland appointed his sucees. sor. On Sept. 27, ISM, Mr. Astor sailed for Rtiropo with his fnmlly, nnd has since lived most of the time In Knglnnd. He bought of the Duke of Westminster hid famous estate, Cliveden, on the Thames, and Is snld to have paid J2,.V)0.fX) for It. In July, UO:, his death wns reported, na the result of a false cablegram from Lon don. He hns written several novels. In cluding two novels of the Italy of the Re naissance period, nnd owns the Pall Mall Gazette, In which he recently published an article which gave an .aristocratic lineage for his family, purporting to traro his descent from Pedro d Astorgj of rns-IIU-, who lived In the eleventh century. In this article Mr. A.stor also said a good many unpleasant things of America. The pedigree has been disputed In various quarters. Mrs. Astor died In December. 1S9I. Mr. Astor hns three children William Wal dorf Astor, Jr., nn Kton student; Pauline Astor and John Jacob stor. THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. From an Kxchunge. Theie ate boino curious things In Eng lish .it'llniK una pronunciation, unit tttu Ktiowteage of tlieiti uoca nut comu by in stinct, "if tin S and I und an O und a U, 1th uit X ut thu end tpen Su, And all hi and u Y and uu hi spell un I, lidy, what is thu speller to do',' Then it also uu b uuu an I and a G, And un ii K D spell clue. There Is nothing much left for the speller to do, But to go and commit Slouxocslglied." It Is u cutlous fact that the letter "K" Is us.-'d more than any other letter In the Kngllsh alphabet. Kutii of the following verses contains every letter In the alpha bet, except the letter "K;" "A jovial swain should not complain Of nny buxom fair Who mocks his pain and thinks It gain. To quiz his awkward uir. Quixotic boys who look for joys, Quixotic hazards tun, A lass annoys with trivial toys. Opposing mttn for fun." ODD BREAKS OF SPEECH. A coroner's Jury In Mulno reported t'oat "Deceased came to lus death by excessive drinking, producing apoplexy In the minds of tho Jury." An old French lawyer, writing of nn es tate ho had Jufet bought, added: "Thero Is a chapel upon It In which my wlfo and I wish to bo burled, If God spares our lives." On n tombstone In Indiana Is the follow ing Inscription: "This monument was erected to tho memory of John JlnkliiF, acidentnlly Hhot lit, a marlc of affection by his brother." A Michigan editor received porno verses not long ago with the following note of explanation: "These lines were written fifty years ago by rne who has. for a loig time, slept In his grave merely for a pas time." A certain politician. lately condemning the government for Its policy concerning the Income tax. Is reported to have sail: "They'll keep cutting the wool off the sheep thnt lays tho golden egg until they pump It dry." At a recent temperance gntherlng nn orator exclaimed: "The glorious work will never bo accomplished until tho good ship Temperance shall sail from one end of tho land to tho other, nnd with a cry of 'Victory!' nt fnch step she takes, shall plnnt her banner In every city, town anil vlllnge of the I'nlled States." Another spanker said that "all along the untrod den paths of the future wo .can sen tlm hidden footnrlnts of nn unceen hand. Wo pursue the hhndow. tho bubble bursts and leaves tho ashes In our hnnd!" Selected My complexion has improved, and I feel like a new woman," writes the wife of a prominent real estate agent of Philadelphia. "Not the new woman of the present fad, but a rejuvsnated and physically regenerated being. I write to thank you for these benefits. They are a result from the use of Star Automatic Paper Fasteeer Fastens papers iu a jiffy, feeds itself and improved in every respect. Prices lower thau ever. We are still sell ing the Planitary Pencil Sharpeners. The only sharp ening device which never breaks the lead. On trial in yonr office for 10 days free of charge. We have numerous other novelties iu office sup plies, together with a large line of Blank Books and Typewriter's Supplies. ReyeoMsBros STATIONERS and ENGRAVERS, Hotel Jermyn Building. FOR A Twenty-Year Gold-Filled fee Wfifta 15-Jeweled WaMMm Movement. Both Gmiaraeteed The Best Watch in the Whole World for the Money. HERCJEMAU & COMELL 130 Wyoming Avenue. Temperature Tamers. Plenty of things right hero to make the hot wentlier not only endurable tint enjoyable. And the price at which we offer them is not going to make anyone hot. ex cept tho man who charges a higher ptlce for equal quality, and he Is nu m"rous. Just think of theso and get cool. Refrigerators at reduced prices. OMSTra k FORSYTH, 323-327 PENN AVENUE. Lm their Keller LiriE, CEMENT, SEWER PIPE, Etc Yard nnd Olllc3 West Lackawanna Ave., SCRANTON, PA. $10 WTl lis 1 NJ"- FBLEY'S ' Men's Furinilslhiliriig's The predictions are swel tering weather from 'now on and if you study your own comfort investigate our stock of Men's Soft Front Shirts as more solid comfort cau ba had iu our 66 MONARCH 99 fee S than iu any other we know of. You will fiud here a very interesting line to pick from and at prices altogether to your advautagc. For an en tire week we will offer tho choice of our entire line at .$1.00 Former Price, $1.50. Aud no better goods shown, at any price. These coma with one pair of' laundered, separate cuffs and with or without collars to match shirt 2 OTHER SPECIALS Iu same line of goods One at' 39c, marked from 50c. The Other at 5Dc, marked from 75c. Comfort also for the boys in our fflAMEB-DOWN BLOUSES AND WAISTS One L3ne at 3Pc;, for merly 50c. One Line at 88c, formerly $1.10. Size 6 to 14 years. 530 and 512 LACKAWANNA AVENUE THE MOIIKIIX JlARUWAIir. STORB Ranges Have the "Sterling" Transpa rent Ventilating Oven Door, "Sterling" Patent Lift Hearth, "Sterling" Oval Drawout Grate, "Sterling Oval Fire Box and many other good features. Be sure and see the Sterling Range, You'll want no other. F0DT1E & SiEAlR d 1 19 N. Washington Ave. 0- The Hyot' Contoell Coo Heating, Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Electric Light Wiring, Gas an Electric Fixtures, Builders Hardware.' m lUckawaiiM Aratts HENRY BEL1N, JR., Otucrtu Agent for tUs Wyoiulnt DlsU'ioW'J.' oypoiT Ululoi, Ulubtlnj, Hportlnj, HinoKo.oit tiuu thu liopnuita UlijuUcu; t'o.iip.iuy' HIGH EXPLOSIVES. lately Kme, dipt and Kxploij.-i. Uoom 101 Conitull tiulldtu.'. ocruif.ja. AUllNClbW TIIOS, FOHD, - - .Vltteton. JOHN 11. BM1TII & BON. Plymouth. I w. li MULLIGAN, Wllkes-Barre. PillEBo