'Wj(PTFn'$pWr?' THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-FRIDAY, JULY 28, 1890. J'ubllslir.1 Dnllv. Excfpt Sunday, by The Tribune l'ulillshlns Company, at Iltty Centn a Month. Nrw York Ofllco: ISO Nnepnu St.. S. S VIlHnL.AND. Bole Agent for Foreign Aavortlslmf. Entered nt the PoMofllc Rt Bcrnntou. Pa., ns Seccnd-ClaM Mnlt Mutter. When ppacn will pctmlt, Tho Tribune Is ulwnys Blail to irlnt short letters from Its frler.ds tieurtnir on current topic but ItK ittlf Is that lhpo must bo slRticii, for publication, by tho writer's real name. SCltANTON, UliY 2S, U99. Tho New York board of health has taken steps to prevent the soft coal nuisance In that city. If there Is any Kround the Scranton board should fol low suit. Tho Supreme Test. The removal of General de Xcgrler from the French council of war In pun ishment for his action In exhorting the French nrmy to resist tho efforts of the civil authorities to "humiliate" it brings tho whole political situation In the French republic to a focus. General de Ncceler, it is stated, has been a first class soldier, In rank only one place removed from tho position of chief general. It is nlso said that he was not Implicated in any desreo in the Dreyfus affair. Throughout that cxcltinc episode, wo nro told, he re mained scrupulously non-committal In opinion on Dreyfus' Innocence or Ktillt, contenting himself with saying that tho affair was purely a Judicial matter. His removal, therefore, It must be assumed, was strictly a matter of discipline, but one which cuts to the heait of the Dreyfus agitation and all the allied agitations In that it raises the direct Issue whether tho army ex ists for the republic or the republic for the army. Americans find It difficult to compre hend the Dreyfus episode because It Is almost impossible for them to con ceive of a condition of public opinion in a republic which seriously and with passion contends that the army is above tho government; that the gov ernment owes Its first loyalty to tho army and is only secondarily In duty bound to protect civil liberty and civil Institutions. If Generals Miles, Corbln and the other prominent leaders In our nrmy should, either personally or through their followers, proclaim tho doctrine that tho president, congress and tho Supreme court are creatures of armv sufferance, mere figureheads in everything relating to army manage ment; and that the first allegiance of the American voters Is to the army, which Is the depositary and safeguard of tho nation's patriotism, tho one high and mighty Institution in tho republic, as compared with which all other institutions ore of minor im portance, a parallel would exist to the situation which has for many years made the French republic an anomaly among governments. AVe In this coun try cannot imnglne such a situation as applied" to ourselves; but we must try to realize that It Is the attitude assumed not onlv by many army men In France but nlso by a large element of France's non-mllltary citizenship how large, events will soon tell. The deposition of Genera' do No grler strikes this Insolent opinion a blow full In tho face. France's new secretary of war, tho Marquis General de Galllfet, took office upon the pledge that he would execute the will of the republic If he had to wade to hl3 neck In blood and he Is showing that this was no bombastic boast. He is de termined that the army must return to Its proper place as tho republic's servant, not Us master. If he wins, It means the establishment of French republicanism on u basis of unassail able permanency. If he loses there will be chaos and perchance another com mune. It feeems a very easy matter for a hoys' strike to develop Into a hood lums' holiday. An Object Lesson. The assassination of General lieu reaux, the dictator president of the re public of Santo Domingo, apart from its other aspects, Is Interesting as an object-lesson In government. This man, a mixture of French, Spanish nnd negro blood, well, educated, speaking four languages, a natural leader and skilled In tho diplomatic wiles common among the Latin-American races, was elected president thirteen years ago, -U that time the constitution of Santo Domingo forbade the president's re election, but Heureaux wanted another term and tho constitution was changed, lie was a progressive ruler and under his sway tho people prospered, but It was a one-man government, existing pilmurlly by force. As Illustrative of how things went we quote from tho Sun: 'Jin the spring of 1SDS tho president found hlmielf called upon to deal with n Conspiracy against his power in the province of San Pedro Maeorl. Gencial Ramon Castillo, his minister of war, had shot My before asked for 1,000 rifles toTput down an incipient rebellion In that province, nnd had gono there In command to icstoro ordei. as he said. InMead, he distributed tho 1.000 rifles among malcontents In the province nnd placed himself at their head to over throw Heureaux. When news of this htato of nffalis reached tho president ha. nam word to General Jose Estay, governor of San Pedro Macotl, to shoot 'Castillo, ,The governor's son tried to carry out the order, but his bullet miss fd'Gcneral Castillo und killed his son. I'he mlnUter of war suspected the true condition of nffalra, and so when a summons came for him to return to the capital he declined to obey It. Tho summons ald that ho wns wanted to taTi'o charge of important operations of tlw war department, but the wily gen eral, taught !y experience, replied with frankness thut a former minister of war returning under blmllnr clrcuin stHneey had rijturned to his death; and liecnled,,nttentlon tq the. fact that ho hlmse'ir.l.a, three years before, acting under tKn president's secret orders, shot nd killed a formor governor of Snn PeUro Maeorl. President Heureaux A'as Unable to put down Castillo's In turrtvotloiv by fore, -co ho Intimated to Castillo that Estny had been the real nuthor of tho attempt on Castillo's life, and directed tho war minister to nrrest Estny and bring him to tho capital. This Castillo did. Estny was imme diately liberated and Castillo was put to death. Then, to encournga obedience In future governors, tho president had Estay killed for not having carried out Ills Instructions to kill Castillo In Ban Pedro Maeorl." Just what led to tho present nssnn slnatlon has not yet been disclosed; but that n nile founded on treachery and cruelty would be likely to provoke assassination of the ruler could have been predicted any time within the period of lleureaux's administration. Itepeated attempts hnd been made on the president s life prior to the one which put an end to it. It was In this atmosphcro that General Maximo Gomez lived and yet Amet leans wonder why the Cuban chieftain Is not nn Abraham Lincoln. Tho experience of Santo Domingo, typical ns It Is of most Latln-Amerlcan countries, teaches us what to avoid in betting up an Inde pendent government for Cuba. Correspondents at Manila complain that they are unable to write tho truth. If any are prompter: to such a desire General Oils should certainly give them nn opportunity. It Is too rare to be missed. The Trouble with Canada. Last winter the American commls sloneis who were trying to negotiate a general treaty for the settlement of long-standing disputes with Can ada, having como to tho Alaskan boundary dispute, offered, ns nn act of courtesy to Canada to lease to the Dominion government for a nominal sum a port on the Lynn canal, which would give Canada a water outlet from the Klondike gold region. Although this is what she Is nnxious for, Can ada rejected this neighborly proposi tion with scorn, demanding that the United States submit Its title to tho Alaskan roast, which, until tho Klon dike gold discoveries, had not been challenged, to arbitration before a Eu ropean arbitrator, well knowing that the prejudice existing among Euro pean officials against tho United States would, as in the past, militate against a fair decision. The American com missioners replied that the United States, knowing its title to be sound and Just, would be perfectly willing to submit It to nn arbitrator to be named by any North or South Ameri can power, which could have no mo tive In Influencing an Inequitable ver dict; but that no more Jug-handled European arbitrations would be con sidered. Hero the matter still stands. Can ada wants to arbitrate before a Euro pean arbitrator. Wo refuse. The United States is willing to arbitrate before a disinterested tribunal to be chosen by Mexico, a wholly neutral power, or by one of the South Ameri can republics. Meanwhile we offer to lease to Canada a port which will open up for her a water route to tho Canadian gold fields, but Canada de mands that we surrender a port and threatens to send soldiers to take It, on the ground that ... Is Canadian ter ritory; although the Canadian maps, until within a few years ago. Invari ably Indicated that the territory now claimed as Canadian belonged to Alas ka. It Is not likely that the threat to send soldiers will be executed. Should that be attempted, wo should have to meet It and there would be trouble. The likelier outcome Is that Canada will calm down, accept our proposition for a lease and look nice. Secretary Root Is undoubtedly about to enter upon u hard task, but there are lots of editors about the country who will be willing to tell him Just how the department should be con ducted. As to Compulsory Arbitration. This proposition Is advanced by the North American, of Philadelphia: "Every corporation, whatever the In dustry It conducts, whether public, like a railroad, or private, like a man ufacturing enterprise, Is a creation ot the state. Theiofore tho state may, before granting existence to a corporation, Impose such conditions ns It pleases. It is within the state's right to require citizens forming them selves Into corporations to agree that In the event of differences with their employes, those differences bhnll not be settled by the rough trial of strength called a strike or a lockout, but be taken before an impartial tribunal for adjudication. Here is the plain road to that 'compulsory arbitration' about which there has been so much writing and talking that have led to nothing practical." As a statement of law this appears to be correct. The only question re lates to tho expediency of the appli cation of this right. It must he ad mitted that the worst sufferers from a strike usually are persons not di rectly concerned In It. Where a dif ference between an employer and his employes Is put to the arbitrament of a strike, involving not only a tie-up of their paiticular business, Imposing losses upon other lines of business nnd frequently producing scenes of vio lence which terrorlzo Innocent peo ple nnd necessitate temporary re course to martial law, the public Is the chief victim and on this account It might feel inclined to demand com pulsory arbitration. Rut the piaetleal difficulty with our contemporary's suggestion is tho samo that has nullified other propositions looking to the compulsory adjustment of economlo disputes by arbitration. It would lay the stress of compulsion on only one side to the dispute. It would compel corporations to nceept the ver dict of arbiters without providing for any assurance of Its ncceeplanco by the discontented workmen. The stato could say to tho coiporatlon: "Ac cept our verdict or we will rcvoko your charter," and tho corporation, need ing a charter, would havo to submit, nut It could not sny to tho omployes of that corporation: "You, too, must accept our vordlet," for It has no means to compol thorn to accept. Tho right of each man to work or not to work as he sees lit Is a right beyond tho reach of state legislation. The utmost that the state could do in tho event of a refusal on the part of the workmen to ncqulesce In a state tri bunal's decision would bo to throw around the corpotntlon a protecting force In case It should employ other labor; and It does this now. Wo confess that we can see no relief In this direction. Nlcntagua papers announce that tho l.'nlted States Is anxious to "unncx" that particularly lively plot, and tire endeavoring to arouse Nlraraguan sentiment against Buch a proceeding. It Is probably safe to agree with tho "antls" eo far as Nicaragua Is con cerned. With Santiago yellow fever, tho Georgia lynchers and tho bandits of Cebu, the United States has trouble enough on hand without arousing tho black and tan patriots of Central America. The strange lark of Interest over the news from the Transvaal Is probably occasioned by tho suspicion that Undo Paul's blue pencil Is passed over any thing that would bo considered worthy of a two column headline. Official news concerning Paul and his mad Is as devoid of thrilling features as a census report. A Spanish sailor formerly of Cer vera's fleet has arrived In this coun try and wishes to Join the American navy. He Is convinced that the Yan kee tar holds all of the dream num bers In tho distribution of prize money. The French government has Just dis graced another general. In this coun try the official act of degradation is seldom necessary. The newspapers usually attend to thut. It begins to look as though a small standing army would also he necessary to look after tho "antls" who nro en deavoring to exterminate tho African race In Georgia. Oom Paul Kruger evidently appre ciates the value of a resignation with a string attached. OUTCROPS OF HUMANITY Ingersoll's Kindness. An incident Illustrative, of Colonel In gersoll's character may now be told for tho lirst time. Any ono with experience In New York, especially with newspuper work, knows how difficult it Is to get ut men of any ttaudlng In the business and professional world. Indeed It Is often easier for tho camel to get through tho eye of u needle than for a reporter to get through tho door that opens Into their sanctum sanctorum. Mr. Inger. soil was, as the. Incident in question fchows, an exception to this exceedingly beltct clubs of people. He was always ready to seo any one, and to do whatever he could to comply with any reasonable request that might bo made. One day tho writer called upon him to get an in terview on bomo questions that were agi tating tho public mind at tho time. Just at that moment, ho was exceedingly busy nnd begged. In ilew of the tact that tho questions illd not demand un immcdlato unswer, that ho be excused. Ho wns so considerate and pollto that his visitor, who was entirely unknown to lilm and who bad no eaithly claim upon his tlmo or attention, readily consented. Upon calling some days later, Mr. Ingersoll was still immersed In the business that had occupied his attention on tho previous occasion. But ho promised that on a ccr. tain day he would have tho answers to all tho questions that had been submitted to him written out on a typewriter nnd ready for delivery. When the day came round, the writer called, and on being in vlted Into his private office, found him In his shirt sleeves with a half-smokej cigar nt bis elbow, laboriously writing out with his own hand the questions left with him. "Well. Mr. Ingersoll," said tho visitor, after listening to a profuso nnd humorous apology, "this is too much. As nn entlro stranger to you, I have no right to ask vou to subject yourself to any such torture. If, however, you will agrco to dictate slowly, 1 will take your answers down In short hand und then write them out myself." "All right," replied Mr. Ingersoll. "That Is a very fair offer and I'll accept." With this remark, ho picked up his cigar, lit It, threw himself back in his chair, put his feet upon his desk, nnd dictated as in teresting and witty an Interview ns ever camo from him. Tho writer ventures to say from his experience and that of newspaper friends that thero was not at the tlmo another man of Mr. Ingersoll's eminence In New York city that could possibly havo been Induced to give such an exhibition of courtesy to a stranger. Rochester Post-Express. Lincoln and the Quaker. Here is a story of President Lincoln, obtained by Curtis, of tho Chlcugo Rec. ord, from the late Judgo Carter, who was a member of congress trom Cleveland during tho war nnd ono of Mr. Lincoln's most Intimate friends. It telatcs to a Quaker philanthropist from Philadelphia who did not have a hnlr on his head, but took a great Interest In public nffalrs and was cnnbtantly culling at the white house In behalf of somebody or other who happened to bo In trouble, and tool; up a great deal of Mr. Lincoln's time. Tho president treated him with great courtesy, nlthough his patloneo wns fre quently tried. Ono day when tho phil anthropist was particularly verboso and persistent and refused to depart, al. though ho know that Important delega tions, wc ro waiting, Mr. Lincoln suddenly lose, walked over to ,i wardrobe In tho corner of the cabinet chnmber and took a bottle from tho shelf. Handing It to tho visitor, ho remarked: "Did you ever use this alufr on your head?" "No, blr; I never did." "Well," remarked Mr. Lincoln, "I ad vlto you to try It, nnd If at first vou don't succeed keep It up, They say It's a good thing to mako the hair grow Take this bottle with you and como back In Fix months und tell mo how It works " Tho astonished philanthropist coveied his polished pate with his broad-brimmed hat and loft tho room, whllo Judgo Car ter, coming In with the next delegation, found tho president over In tho corner doubled up with laughter nt the success ot his strutegy, nnd before he could pro ceed to business the btory hnd to bo told. The Two Brides. Princess Pauline of Wurtcmbersr, who wns married in November, had beforo her marriage u somen hat unusual letter trom u peasant girl. It tend: "UearMIss Princess Paulino Your wed ding U to bo on Saturday, und I wish uu every happiness. 1 nm sine you are very happy. My wedding Is on tho bunio clay, und I should bo very happy, too, It no lather wero not sltllni; In prison, if your father were In prison, you, too, would grlcie. Dear Miss Princess, t beg of you, suy a good wold to your father, so that ho may let my father off, or al leust let htm out for a few houis, so that ho may conic to my wedding. With much love, Yours, . Thero was too much fellow-feeling be tween tho maiden In a palace and tho maiden In a peasant's cottago to lot this appeal pass unnoticed. It might bo a fraud, nnd the father n hardened of fender, but tho Princess wanted tn know. tjho took the letter to the King of Wur. temberg, and Inquiries were mado ns to the degree nt culpability of this man who must "sit in prison" on his daughter's wedding day. It was found that ho was only a jdltiht offender, and he was. not only "let out for the woddlne," but was given u free pardon. To Dad's E.C3CU0. Onco when John Vun Huron, sou of I'rtaJtltnt Van Duron, was making t Bpeeeh In behalf of his father, uu old Democrat rcso lit tho audience, una up. bt aided him as a bolter. Few men wero mote effective 4 on tho stump or qultkor at rcpurlcu thuu John, una ho replied to Mm churuo with un anucdoto some thing llko ihla: "Ono duy u mun on horscbiick enmo up with a boy who wus Loutcnillng with un overturned loud ot liny, liintma (lf toasliig tho hay back hi tho wiitfoti, tho boy was energetically longing It hither und thltlirr, legurdlcMS of whero It landed. Tho traveler halted und wild: 'My young friend, why do you work so furiously this hot wealher7 Why do you not lorn tho liny back in tho wagon und be moru deliberate In your labors?" Tho boy stepped, wiped tfic streaming perspiration off his face on his hhlrt sleeve, owl, pointing to tho pllo or hay on tho roadrtdo, exelatmcu; 'Stranger, dad's under thai-,' and then hu bet about work n.ore furiously than eve-t ." Ilochestur Chronicle. A Namesake Overlooked. A story of the German emperor Is be ing circulated In nimy circles. At a re cent Inspection of recruits his majesty nskeil one of them bin name, nnd wau told "Andree." On his majesty asking him If he wns nwaie that ho had a fa mous namesake, tho soldier answered In tho ntllrmatlve. "Who told you that?" asked tho emperor. "My captain, your majesty." "And what did your captain tell you about Andree?" "Your majesty, tho captain said that he only wished An dree had taken mo with him!" PERSONALITIES. Eldrldge T. Gerry, In his houso on Fifth avenue, New Vork, bus the finest private collection of law books In the United States. Albert Plerro Levy, a resident of At. lnnta, Un., was a clussmato of Dreyfus, and says tho lntter was tho most popu lur lad In the school. Tho enmity between Senators Chandler nnd Galllrger. of New Hampshire, wus caused, it Is said, by a dispute regard ing a postottlco nppolntment. Colonel M. J. O'Brien, the now presi dent of the Southern Express company, started life ns a driver of ono of tho wagons of the Adams Express companj. RoBa Bonheur left many unfinished pic. tures, among which was one depleting horses running at full gallop. Though offered JS0.OCO for this she refused to finish It. Tim Henley, tho cattle king of New Mexico, Iihs more money than ho knows what to do with. Ho has nn Income of $87,000 a year, and lives In a hut that cost about J60. M. do Block, whoso work on war Is sold to have Inspired the present penco conference, Is a rich Dutchman, Co years old, short, fat, gray-bearded and with rugged features. Carolus Duran Is next year to paint a life-sized portrait of General Miles, to bo hung In University hall, nt Harvard, from which college General Miles re ceived his LL.D. degree. Governor Joseph D. Sayers. of Texns, owns tho first federal Aug captured by tho Confederates In the War of tho Re bellion. Ho Intends prebentlng It to tho Stato Historical society. Rudolf Aronson Is trying to get Ado Una Pattl to promise him another tour In tho United States, nnd sho Is seriously thinking of It. She has Just proved by a berles of concerts In London that her voice Is surprisingly well preserved. Do Witt C. Cregler, ex-mayor of Chi cago, went to tho Windy City In 1855, nnd was urged to accept the nomination for mayor. "Of a city of 60,000?" ho ahked. "Walt twenty-five years and ask mo then." He was elecetcd Just a quar ter of u century Intel. Secretnry nnd Mrs. Gage will remain all summer at Chevy Chase, whero they havo the handsomest cottage In the lit tle community. They will, however, spend a few days at Long Branch dur ing the coming horse show, In which tho vice president und attorney general have taken such an Interest. It will probably surprise most people to know that Sir Arthur Sullivan Is the Inventor of something else than tuneful melodies. His brain evolved the contrlv. nnce known as tho Sullivan safety shaft, which Is so constructed that If a horse becomes entirely unmanageable and bolts It can bo released, leaving the occupants of the vehicle in safety. Dr. Edward Everett Hnlo says that when ho brought homo his first report from the famous Boston Latin school It showed that ho stood only nlno In a clss of fifteen. "Probaby tho other boys are brighter than you," said his mother. "God mado them go, nnd you cannot help Mint. But tho report says you uro among tho boys who behayo well, That you can see to, and that Is all I care about." An officer who has been under Gen eral Wood at Santiago says of him: "I haw General Wood at his desk for three days, when, I really believe ho wns the sickest man in Santiago, unce, going into the palace In the morning, I saw him lean against the wall for support, but In a moment ho braced up aguln and went on and worked Just as hard that day as on any other. With chills shaking his entire body ho would pi ess his hand hard against tho desk so as to stop tho trembling whllo ho wrote." POEMS BY EDWIN MARKHAM. A Look Into tho Gulf. I looked one night, and the Semlramts, With all her mo'iujlnff does above her head, Sat rocking on an ancient road of Hell, Withered and eyeless, chanting to the moon Snatches of t.onK they sane to her of old Upon the lighted roofs of Nineveh. And then her voice rang out with rat tling laugh; "Tho bugles! They are crying back ngalu Ilugles that broko tho nlghtb of Babylon, And then went crlng en through Nine veh. Stand back, yo trembling messengers of III' Women, let go my hair. I am the Queen, A whirlwind nnd if blaze of swords to quell Insurgent cities. Let tho Iron tread Of armies shako tho earth. Look, lofty towers; Assy i la goes by upon tho wind!" And so sho babbles by tho nnclent road, While cltlts turned to dust upon tho earth UIso through her whirling brnln to llo again Babbles nil night, and when her voice Is dead Her wenry llpt beat on without a sound. The Goblin Laugh. When I behold how men nnd women grind And grovel for somo place of pomp or power, To shlno and circle thro" a crumbling hour, I''ot getting tho largo mansions of tho mind, That nro tho rest and shelter of man kind; And when I see them como with wearied brain, Pallid and powerless to enjoy their gains, I seem to hear a goblin laugh unwind. And then a mcrnoiy sends upon Its billow Thoughts ot a singer wise enough to play, Who took life ns a llglitsomo holiday: Oft havo I seen him mako his arm a pil low, Prink from his hand, and with a pipe of willow Dlow a wild music down a woodland way. NUBS OF KNOWLEDGE. The Prussian nrmy Includes nearly 11,000 officers, among them 200 gencrnls. Thero aro only 100,000 Britishers In In diaone to every 3,000 ot tho population. The toll of nn ordinary ship passing through tho Suez Canal averages about $1,000, Tho dlstnnco Is ninety-two miles. It Is estimated that nt tho present rate of growth London, which now has ft population of 5,C57,O0O, will, In 1011, have over 13,000.000. At tho commencement of Berca Col lege, In tho Eastern Tcnncn.ico Moun tains, 1,80) snddlo horses wero picketed on tho grounds. Tho mnchlnlst employs n dog on his lathe; ho takes a hog cut. If the tool will stand it; the castings arc mado of pigs of Iron, which In turn were fed from a sow. The Salvntlon Army has opened several stands In Boston for tho sale of lee cold lemonado nnd buttermilk nt one cent a Kins. Over S.OOO drinks nro being dis pensed dnlly. Notwithstanding tho fact that Micro Is nothing new under the sun, tho UnPcd States patent office granted nearly 23.W0 patents last year to pcoplo who had hit upon a new Idea. Tho president of a huge tilephouo sys tem has offered to pay $1,000,000 for a telephnno repeater which would bo ns effi cient In telephony ns the telegraph re peater Is In telegraphy. Tho boom In Inke traffic Is unprece dented. Bates nro 13 per cent, higher than they wero In '0,', 43 per cent, higher than In 'flfi, E0 per cent, higher than In '07 and CO per cent, higher than In '03. There Is mora business than Micro nro boats. Tho Illinois Central Is constructing a freight cur yard at New Oilcans which will havo 2S miles of tracks and will hold 3,000 cars. The yard Is being so arranged that cars can bo distributed from tho reclvlng point to nny other point by gravity. This will savo an Iminenso ex pense for switching enrs In. Tho camo of whist originated In Eng land. It Is believed to have developed from the older gamo of triumph, or trump, which wns played as early ns 1530. In fnct. In that year sermons wero preached denouncing the gamo ns one that tended to take Mm mind off tho truths of religion. In H2t whist Is first mentioned In English literature. In comparing tho countries by tho length of railroad compnrcd with tho amount of population that they serve, we find that the colony of South Aus tralia stands first with 52.3 miles for each 10,000 people, this result, of course, being duo to tho comparative sparscness of tho population. In the United States are f6 miles to each 10.000 Inhabitants. Tho law recently passed by the Con necticut legislature for tho protection of the trailing nrbutus is said to be tho first measuro ever passed In nny state of the Union to foster the growth of a wild flower. The enactment ot the law In question Is said to have been largely duo to a newspaper article calling atten tion to the need of such a measuro. Cnvlar, which Is mado fiom sturgeon eggs salted In brine, Is tho most costly pioduct of tho fisheries of this countiy; and whllo largely relished by epicure, a tasto for It must usually bo acquired. Until recently Its manufacture was mo nopolized by tho Russians, most of It be. lug prepaied on tho Volga liver nnd Cas pian sea, and at tho piesent time about ),000,00J pounds of It aro exported annu ally from the dominions of the Czar. The Indian population of tho United Stntso Is Increasing ruthir than decrcas. Ing, contrary to the popular Iden. By the census of 1SS0 wo had 230,127 Indians enumerated. By the census of ISM tho total was given as 213,521, but It Is claimed to have been imperfect, ns tho enumera tor failed to do their duty on several reservations, and the vital statistics were so Incorrect as to be almost usctcss. In IMS a census taken by tho Indian bureau showed 262.0C3 Indians of adult age. A painting representing four barrels stuffed with United States bills of all de nominations, from tho one dollar silver certificate to the $1,000 treasury note, wus seized by the Secret Service authorities at Boston tho other day. It was very cleverly executed, and represented three months of diligent work on tho part ot tho artist. In size, colors and tho small est details tho bills wero faultless fac similes of the denominations they repre sented, even tho signatures having the shades and characteristics of the orig inals. Tho luckless owner had refused an offer of $2u0 for the painting two days before It was confiscated. THREE SMILES. Explaining. "I nm clad to see that you punished thoso men for cannibalism." said the tourist to the Pacific Island king. "Oh ahem thank you. Only It wasn't for cannibalism they were punished -that Is to say. not exactly. Their con duct wns n violation ot our gamo laws." Washington Star. Wasn't Expecting Him. Bobby -Sister never knowed you was comin' tonight Mr. Oldbow How do you know kIio didn't, Bobby? Bobby 'Cause she went nn' et onions fer supper. Ohio Ptate Join not. Woman's Passion. "My wife always leaves our house In prime order when w go nwa" "What's thut for?" "She wouldn't want even a burglar to think sho was a poor housekeeper." Chicago Record. l&il SI It is a fact which admits of no argument that a school teacher's task is a severe one indeed, and it requires a perfect system and steady nerves to be able to conduct a class room in a proper manner. That Ripans Tabules help to keep the system in perfect order and strengthen the nerves is testified to by a prominent school teacher in Philadelphia, who says: "I have been teaching the Ninth Grade in the George M. Wharton School for the past eight yesrs, and it is a hard matter to comprehend what a task I have every season when I get in a new set of pupils from the lower sections. ou see it requires great patience and assiduity to discipline and educate boys, nnd the aok is a very arduous one. Especially is this the case during the examinations) when the work is very exacting and the drain on the system extensive. From leaning over my books and marking up papers for five or six hours at a time I get a headache and my entire system gets shattered, but a Ripans Tabula always straightens me up, and next morning I am ready for the task over again, feeling as fresh as ever from the effects of the. magic Tabule taken on the previous night. It is ccitainly a wonderful remedy for nervousness and invigorating a wasted system, and in this I voice the sentiments of all the teachers in my section, every one of whom has used them with equally beneficial results." a now ctylo p&ckf t ccmulnln tkx rh-ans TiBULu anuc vuiw.un .,a vii. titin iu.'mihwj uii i.iuivuhou lur luv Mjvrui:u uiv ,viiiiuiiiii'aj, I, lie of ibonve-ienti'artoniirju tabules) can Lo hud l,y muUby.'ndln2fniv,-lghtcnti toin HiriNirHB CoumTi No, ID bjruc6 Btrvei, New Yurk-or a alutflo carton Uiu I"Ui. I nil tm ivul for Hit iiU Star Automatic Paper Fastener Fasteus papers iu a jiff, feeds itself and improved in every respect. Prices lower than ever. Wc are still sell ins: the Plauitary Pencil Sharpeners. The ouly sharp ening device which never breaks the lead. On trial in your office for 10 days free of charge. We have numerous other novelties iu office sup plies, together with a large line of Blank Books and Typewriter's Supplies. Rpy molds Bros STATIONERS and EXGRAVER3. Hotel Jermyn Building. FOR A Twenty-Year a 15-Jeweleol i Movement, Gmiaraeteed The Best Watch in the Whole World for the Money. ME1RCEMAU & C0NKELL I jo Wyoming Avenue. Temperature Tamers. Tlenty of things right here to mnko the hot weather not only endurable but enjoyable. And tho price at which we offer them Is not going to mnko anyone hot, ex cept the man who charges a higher ptlce for equal quality, and he Is nu merous. Just think of these and get cool. Refrigerators at reduced prices. GMSTJER & FORSYTH, 313-327 PENN AVENUE. Luather Keller LiriE, CEMENT, SEWER PIPE, Etc. Yard and Oflloo West Lackawanna Ave., SCRANTON, PA. In a paper carton (without (ilttt) tn now for ! tt loni One doBta $10 FINLEY Colored Shirt Waists The final reduction of the season take3 effect this morning, and Shirt Waist prices TODAY are in most instances only half what they were less than a month ago. Our object being to make a complete and speedy clearance. The sizes are still well assorted, and you can un doubtedly find among this line just what you want. The entire runs from price list Or about half their value, and at these prices the sale may only last a few days. Therefore, Come Earlya 530 and 512 LACKAWANNA AVENUE j- TIIB JIOOEItN IlAnDWARR STOnB Automatic Blmie Flame Oil Ramiges Are wicklcss, valveless, odorless, We have marked our few remaining ranges very low. FOOTiE k SMEAt CO. 119N. Washington Ave. The Hiflmt & Conoell Goo Heating, Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Electric Light Wiring, Gas an Electric Fixtures, Builders Hardware. 04 Laetoana Avenue HENRY BEL1N, JR., Ocucrm Agent for Wa Wyouilaj DisrtrloUJ." if I ii In:;, Illaitlnj, Hportlns, ismoKaiail urnl U10 Kc.tuuo (Jlmuuca. Company' EM EXPLOSIVES. tiuety riiv, Cnpi unil i;plodirL Itootu 101 Council nullum;. bcruutau. AUUNlUbW TUOS. FORD. JOHN II. SMITH de BON, V. Ii MULLIGAN, - JPIttston. Plymouth. Wilkes-Ham. W to $ DUPONTO rome. UiMuwtf' --. -i.-Vv.