-f& iprji THE SCRANTON miBUJNJS-TinJRSDAY, MAY 11, 1S99. 8 EVENTS OF DAY IN WEST SCRANTON FAIR AND FESTIVAL AT DAVID'S CHURCH. ST. Now in Progreos Under tho Direc tion of tho Vostry nncl Diftorcnt Ouilda-Funoral of Miss Kato Dodgo Marriago of A. I. Tisdol and Olivo T. Couse Y. M. 0. A. Entertainment Columbia Night at tho Firomon'w Fair Other Notea and Foroonnlo. The vestry und St. David's Guild fnlr and festival In progress at tin; Kundny school rooms of at. David'a church was well attended Inst evening, nnd many were attracted by the pres ence of tenner's band. An excellent programme was furnished, Including ihn axcmblv march. 'Joldn Gate overture, nnoKevclt's Hough Riders' miireh, Sweet Ih earns serenade, Yan kee Hnsh medley overture, Sweet Hpriimtlmo serenade, medley of Ameri can aim and tho Consolation march. The "March of the Men of Hiirlclgh" watt rendered by Kieclal request. The Sisters of Bethany are In charge f the fancy article:"' booth, the ice cream booth and the llsh pond, and in clude Mlsroi Maud r-'lFhcr, Mather rmls, Jennie Lewie. Ida i:van. Mar ittirot Phillips. Kllen Markwlek and (Intrude Hopkins. The miscellaneous articles' booth 13 in charL'O of Mr?. i. H. 1IIII. Mrs. V. V. Hoff, Misses Slnv l'.unncll. Dannie Iiittcnbiuder, Striln Williams, Mamii Lewis, Fran oob IlelU'iin;,', I.lsal" HfiUllis, l.oulso lals and l.ertha t'ruarh. The ic frofhment booth Is In harso of the nicn'n chapter, under the direction of Frnert Williams anil Augusta Hopkln. The Ladles' Aid society are in chars'." of the supper tables and Mrs. J. O. Hopkins'. T. .1. Williams and Mlsa .Maud Fishi-r were the decorating commit tee. Professor I'lark S. Thomas. J. O. Hopkins and Miss Flsh-r are directing the musical part of the rffair. and have enwiwd the V.'atklna family of Taylor to appear this evening. The fair will close tonlRht. and the ladles will un doubtedly realize a neat sum on th? venture. The public Is cordially in lted to attend. Y. W. C. A. MXTCUTAIXMRXT. The Rlrls ami yotmir women of Went f-Vranton are cordially Invited to visit the Younsr Women's ChrlFtlf.il associa tion rooms, over Waters' Jewelry store, tomorrow evening, at S o'clock, when the Juniors, under the direction of Misses Munson, Kent and Jones, cs nlstcd by the younp.er sealers, will en tertain their friends. Mlssen Anna Kdwauls, Christine Fellows, Anna Thomas, Khocla l-'Utifr. Edna Dickson, Anna Oliver, Mnrp.aret Lance and Kthel l.ewl will have charge of candy tables, the proceeds i.f which will be PAINT! VC3 wo hievo It. Atlitit!c LcaJ. Pure Llniced O'l. and Reartv ITxed Paint, Varnish, Putty, etc. GKOKfii: W. .1F.NK1NS', I m S. Main Avenue t Words ar on our readers the at sale. It comes Early Ssifflra Early Slimmer F offers a money saving opportunity to our friends at the moment it will do them most good. 25 pieces 10-Ir.ch fancy mixtures, cheviot, checks, covert cloths, silk and wove weaves, etc. A great cleenlns up lot comprising goods that sold at T,Yc, 4jc. and up to wc. a yard. Cleaning un price, 25c 15 plcce3 40-lr.ch all-wool vlrorcau, suitings, light weight and very fine. All the beat ehadrs. Our lending COc. cloth. Cleaning un price, Sl'ic 10 piece? 45- Inch cheviot mixture.'. A Htrlrtly hlRh grade suiting. All th-j best shaftings, with lots of quiet style In It, Last week's price vvaa C9c. Cleaning up price, 19r 10 pieces 50-Inch all-wool French storm serges, black and navy only. A genuine 7uc. clolh. We've too many on hand though; therefore the Cleaning up price, 59c Parasols All the novelties of the awolting your inspection. Globe Warehouse ESKSFESiEa'K? used In purchasing slnglnir booki. Tho following programme v. Ill bo rendered: Duet ....Laura De Clnichy, May James Accompanist, Llla Kvann. Itccltatlon Bertha C'areon. Sprliiff Thrie Soni; Mnrlo JCeltow Koeltutlon Lllen Jones Tho Housekeeper's Soliloquy Anna WelFonflue, Ulrd Sons; Jonnle France, Mamie Woolnr, Jennie Davis, irchu 'Phillips, Ethel Allen, Helen Lewis. Tim UrownliiR Singer ..Mahel Thomas. Hecltatlon Mabel Spencer. Solo Olwon Jones. COLUMBIAS' NIGHT. The Columbia Chemical and Hose company will havo charge, of tho lire men's fair at the armory this vcnlng. Thy will be ausrmentcd by tho Frank lins, I-Jagl'S, Crystals and Independents of DutiiTiore. The Citizens' band or North Scranton will also attend. The companies will meet at the Col umbia's headquarters at 7 o'clock and parade to tho armory. A musical pro gramme wilt also be rendered during the evening. 11KORCANIS5ATION OF CO. F. About a dozen members of Company F, Thirteenth replment, Pennsylvania. Volunteers, mat at Ivorlto hall, bourn Main avenue, last evening, and dis cussed the possibility of reorganizing the oompany. No definite action was tukfn but all are favorable to the proposition. Another meeting will be held In the near future, when all of the members who dedre to unite with the company, are requested to be present. FtWIirtAL OF KATK DODGK. Tho funeral services over the re mains of the late Kate DodRO, who died In Brooklyn, N. Y., were conduct ..... . .. I ed yesterday afternoon ai me noinu u. K. IX Lom-y, 2SS Tenth street, at S o'clock. Rev. George Alrleh, of the I Grace Reformed Bplscopal churcli, of- SUIated. The pall-bearers were: Calvin Coons, Frank Deltrlck, Silas Deltrick and Irv UiK Conklln. Interment was made In the Washburn slieot cemetery. TISDISL-COUSB NUPTIAL;-). Rev. S. V. Doty, of the Cediir Avo nue Methodist Kplscopal church, t.nit ed In marriage A. I Tlsdel, of Ithaca, N. Y and Miss Olive T. Cuii.se. of Falrvtew avenue, ut the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Zlntel. 217 North Main avenue, at noon yesterday. Miss Leah Tlsdel, sister of the Broom, and George Zlntel were tho iilteiid- ! unts. After the ceremony a weaunm dinner was served and the couple left on the 1.S5 Delaware. Lackawanna and Western train for Ithaca, where they will permanently reside. U FN Bit AL NEWS NOTES. The rooms of the West Scranton branch of the Youiiff Women's Chris tlen nfociatlon will be kept open every afternoon from 4 to 6 o'clock and eve nings from' l.M to 'J.'iO. excepting Sun- ,l!J'M Special ascension day services will be held at St. Mark's Evangelical Lutheran church this evening. Messrs. W. H. Roe. David Owens and C. R. Pitcher have been ap pointed a committee of the Klectrlc City Wluolmen to draft suitable res olutions on the death of George Benore, a follow member. Tho funeral services over the re mains of the late George Benore will he held at tho family residence, 100 er Sale akic unnecessary to impress importance of this the right time and 10 pieces 46 Inches whip cords, new two tone effects. Extra weight for tailored Jacket suits. All the good shades of the season. This lino was $i.a;. Cleaning up price. 9Sc 10 pieces 40 Inches, all-wool Jacquard Suitings, solid colors with satin polka dot effects. This weave ranks as ono of the high novelties of the season. Best former price $1.00. CleanliiK up price, SUc Spffdrtl lot of Fancy Novelty Sult lnfP. La to arrivals that must be slaughtered because of their tardiness in coming to hand. A great half-dollar olue. Cleaning up price. 374c A complete line of 45-inch all-wool whip cords In solid colors, Including new blues, greens, greys, tans, browns, garnet, otc. A rare bargain at the money. Cleaning up price, (59c U pieces 4S-lnch Mohair Brllllantlnes In timall brocaded effects, and fine make, silk ilnlah. Shades navy and Ki-oy only. A $1.00 cloth. Cleaning up price, 09c .-V,,WW-W. season now open, South Main avenue, tomorrow after noon at 2 o'clock. Rev. Rogers Israel of St. Luke's Kplscopal church, will olllclatc. Tho Interment will bo pri vately matte in Forest Hill cemetery. Rev. I). E. Richards, or Slatlngton, Vn., will occupy tho pulpit of the Belle vue Calvlnlstlo Methodist church next Sunday. The young ladles of Simpson Metho dist Episcopal church have secured Wlllard D. Howe, of Plltston, to give a recital of "David Garrlck" on Mon day evening', May 20, in Means' hall. At a meeting of Branch 44, C. M. B. A., last evening, two candidates were Initiated and several applicants bal loted for. The employes of the Taylor, I'yne and Holden mines received their monthly pay yesterday. The Luther League of St. Mark's church will hold a birthday social to morrow evening, at the homo of MIsh Lillian Grass. 329 North Hyde Parle avenue. A literary and musical pro gramme will be rendered. The Saturday afternoon class, under the direction of Miss Edith Blair, wilt give an Informal dance at Mears' hall on Thursday evening, May IS. St. Cecilia's Ladles' society gave a danco In Mears' hall last evening. Mu sic was furnished by Mrs. Frank Ma lott. A large assemblage was present. The members of the local order of Heptasophs, No. 211, were addressed last evening on "Tho Soldier of the Republic," by T. Jefferson Reynolds. Mrs. Mary Ann Ruane, who was ar rested at the Instance of Mrs. Jemima Williams, on a charge of making threats, was held In $200 ball by Alder man John for appearance at court. James B. Reilly, of S04 Keystr ave nue, aged 17 years, died yesterday. The funeral will be held tomorrow morn ing. Interment will bo made at Sugar Notch. Tho members of the Magic Hose com pany of the Scranton Flro department aie requested to meet at the quaitcrs tonight at 7 o'clock sharp for the pur pose of attending the fair at the arm ory In a body. PBRSONAL PARAGRAPHS. Lewis II. Raymond, a well-known young resident of this side, has suc cessfully passed the final examinations at tho Medico-Chlrurglcal college. Phil adelphia, and will graduate on May 20. Rev. J. B. Sweet, of the Simpson Methodist Episcopal church, under- I went another operation at the Scran I ton Private hospital Tuesday aftcr j noon and Is improving nicely from Its effects. John II. Phillips, of Washburn street, Is In New York city for a few days. Dr. Pratt Smith and wlf, of Towan dn, are tho guests of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas E. Price, of North Sumner avenue. GREEN RIDGE. B. F. Klllam. of Paupack, is visit ing relatives on Capouse avenue. Tho Women's Christian Temperance union will meet In the Library this afternoon. Tonight will be Ancient Order of Hibernians' night at the St. Paul's fair. All orders In the city are invit ed to attend. S. M. Sloat, of Marlon street, is vis iting friends In Benton. K. I). Jenkins and daughter, Miss Grace, of Capouse uvenue, left Tues day for an extended Western trip. Common Councilman Alfred Haway has returned from a business trip in Schuylkill county. The lawn social held by the Young People's society of tho Baptist church Tuesday evening was a very success ful affair. Only Williams' Ice cream used with soda water drawn at Manner's drug store. Mrs. Robinson, of Carbondole, who was the guest of Sir. and Mrs. George Rogers, of Capouse avenue, has re turned home. Mrs. Howard Ruery, of Reading, Is tho guest of Mr. and Mrs. Ruery, of Sanderson avenue. Mrs. A. E. Fordham. of Montrose, is the guest of Mr. and Mrs. 11. M. Cook, of Capouse avenue. The Green Ridge Wheelmen will en joy a run to White Haven on Sunday. Nothing but the purest of fruit juices nnd rock candy syrup used In soda flavors at Manner's pharmacy, 920 Green Ridge street. DUNMORE. The Young Ladies' IMlsslon Hrele of the Presbyterian church will meet at the home of Miss Anna Boyd this eve ning at 7.45 o'clock. All members are requested to be present. The funeral of Mrs, Patrick Howard, of Apple avenue, will take place this afternoon at 3 o'clock from her late home. Interment will be mado In St. Mary's cemetery. The Independent Hose company members will go to AVest Scranton this evening, where they will bo the guest3 of the Columbia Hose company. Mr. and Mrs. Patrick Murray, of Spencer street, are rejoicing over the arrival of a son. Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Jones, of Elm hurst, spent yesterday with James Donnelly, of Drinker street. The Memorial Day committee will meet this evening at 7.45 So'clock at the rooms of the J. B. Smith Hose company, of the borough lire depart ment. MINOOKA. The Lackawanna township school board met In regular session at No. I school yesterday. The board decided to meet the township tax collector to arrange the school levy on May 27. They also decided to close tho school year on June ."rt. The citizens of Lin coln Heights sent a communication lo the board for their action In providing a school for tUat district. The Daniel O't'onne'l round, Young Men's Institute, will meet onlglit. Tho Mlnooka team will journev to TryQram0!, TrvCirain-O! x AsV you Grocer to-day to show you a packagoof GKAIN.O, tho now food drink thnt takes tho phco of coffee. V Tim ,.liU,1rn nun .Irinl- If nrtft,nnf $ Ju jury as well aa tho adult. All who iff) I..V U, JIKU II. UllAlil-U M3 ItiUL rich seal brown of Mooha or Java, but it li initio from puio groins, and tho mostdellcato stomach receives it without distresa. J tho priooof coffee. IS cents and 25ceuUper package. Bold by all grocers. , Tastes llko Coffee Looks llko Coffee Insist tbot your grocer gives yon OJIAIK-O Accept i:o UaUatton. v9wv699ftttt9$9t64040v. Clog up and It's bound to ovorflow -i and make a niver uouwo. CIok up tho blood and tho kidneys, tho liver, tho nervci every organ In tho body will miner It's only natural. If you want to bo well try purifying the blood, and you'll find your loug timnecl diseases departing. For a blood. purifier mid stomach tonic, there's nothing to enunl Clears tho kin. H08215, Brightonsthoeyoa StomaCll Quiet tho norvos. Bitters Flttston Sunday to play tho Plttston Brothers, Pea Coal Delivered, $1.25, to South Side, central city and central Hydo Park. Address orders to C. B. Sharkey, 1914 Cedar avc. 'Phono 66SJ. SOUTH SCRANTON. Mr. and Mrs. Lowis Zimmer Enter- tainod Frionds at Their Home on Cedar Avonuo in Honor of Miss Kato Zimmor. At tho cozy residence of Mr. and Mrs. Louis Zimmer, 1103 Cedar avenue, was gathered last night a merry cotcrlo of their Immediate friends. Mr. and Mrs. JJImmer gave an Informal danc ing party In honor of Jllss Kato Zim mer, of New York city, who has buen visiting In the city the past six weeks, and will return to her homo tomorrow. Mrs. Zimmer and Miss Zimmer re ceived the guests. The hours of the evening were passed I In a most pleasing manner. A sump tuous luncheon was served under tho supervision of Mrs. Zimmer. Miss Zimmer, during her visit In tho city, has made many friends by her charm ing disposition. Her departure Is much regretted. Those present at the party were: Mr. and Mrs. James F. Beat, Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Fuhrman, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Neil, Mr. and Mrs. George Scheuer, M-. and Mrs. Charles Klrst. Misses Kmma Bailers, Maine Loftus, Carrie Scheuer and Mary Eckel; Timothy Qulnnun, John Berghauser, Henry Kiefer and George Scheuer, jr. TWO MARRIAGES YESTERDAY. Mr. Barnard' Radle, of Birch street, and Miss Margaret Duggan, of Elm street, were united In mnrrlagc yes terday morning at 8 o'clock at St. Mary's ohurch. Rev. Peter Christ, pas tor of the congregation, olllclated at the ceremony, which was preceded by a nuptial mass. Miss Tllllo Radle, Bridget Duggan nnd Lizzie Phillips were the bridesmaids. Joseph Radle, Patrick Duggan, and William Malberg er attended the groom. At the con clusion of the ceremony the party was escorted to tho home of the bride, where the reception was given. The affair was attended by a large num ber of friends of the contracting couples. An hour earlier than the marriage noted, Mr. Fred F. Klos, jr., of Stona avenue, and Miss Mary Fischer, of Elm street, were joined In wedlock at St. Mary's church. Rev. O. J. Stopper was the officiating clergyman. Miss Mnrgaret Meyer was the bride's at tendant and George Relt was grooms man. The wedding dinner was served at the homo of the bride. NUBS OF NEWS. The funeral of Miss Barbara Miller took place yesterday afternoon from the home of her father, George Miller, C3S Cherry street. From the fact that the child died of a contagious disease services were held at the house, Rev. Peter Christ olilclatlng. Interment was made In No. 0 cemetery. S. S. Spruks went to Keolersburg yesterday, where he has large lumber interests. Br. Newburg, of Prleehurg, was tho guest of Dr. D. A. Webb, of Cedar avenue, yesterday. Both were former surgeons at the Lackawanna hospital. OBITUARY. Mrs. Anthony Carey died at her home, 1S11 Cedar avenue, yesterday morning after an Illness of a week. Her death was due to pneumonia. She la survived by her husbanJ and the following chil dren: Mrs. B. Gallagher. Michael, Ellen. Mary. Kate and Anthony Carey, all of this city. The funeral will take place Saturday morning at a ocloek, A high muss of reoulem will be read at St. John's church, South Scranton. Inter ment will be mado In tho Cathedral ceme tery. KIPLING AS A REPORTER. HiB First Assignment Was a failure Two Ways. From the New Orleans Times-Democrat. "1 bee the papers are reviving tho story of Rudyard Kipling's San Fran cisco experience In Journalism," re marked a reporter who is familiar with the traditions of the coast, "but they havo it all wrong. Tho facts were simply these: Kipling struck 'Frisco when ho was overburdened with neither money nor fame and applied at one ot tho morning papers for a Job. The city editor was not much Impressed with Ills appearance, hut ho happened to need help and gave him a chance on the force. The first as signment lie got was to write up a mercantile failure, which he did in his own peculiar stylo. He made no ref erence to the assets or liabilities or any other of the essential facts, hut confined himself chlefjy to a striking pen portrait ot the bankrupt, whom ho depicted as an oleaginous rascal, ripe for a cell. AV'hen the city editor read tho copy ho came near having a fit. 'Hete, you man with spectacles!' he bawled, 'whoever told you you was a Journalist must havo been joking. Go and try shoemaldng.' This was the way the creator ot Mulvaney came to bo fired, and I was never able to see exactly where the Joke came In. There aro plenty of great literary art ists who wouldn't he worth their salt on a dally paper, and Kipling belongs to that category. He was bounced, and ought to havo been bounced, and would be bounced again if ho turned up 'incog' and took a staff assign ment. Robert JxHils Stevenson had al most tho same experience In San Fran cisco In his youthful days. He sent tome or his manuscript to ono of the papers and Jt was promptly turned down as unmitigated rot. Hu used to say afterward that the episode gave him great respect for tho sat'aclty of California editors." The Character of Uncle Sam In tho historical pngeant will he an Im posing feature ot the National Peaco Jubllco celebration ot Washington May 2.1, 21 and 25 and will bo assumed by i Yeoman JJius, or tuo riavy, woo 10 tix feet, suveu Inches tall, HAPPENINGS OF NORTH SCRANTON MARRIAGE OF MISS MORAN AND THOMAS REED. Cormony Was Performed in Holy Rosary Church by Rov. J. J. O'Toolo Intorosting Mooting of tho Baptist Young People's Union in tho Welsh Baptist Church. Entertainment to Bo Given in the Mothodist Episcopal Church To morrow Evoning-Porsonal Notes. Miss Minnie Moron, of Hudson street, and Thoinaa Rccd, of thin city, wcro united In inuri'luge at the Holy Rosary church yesterday afternoon In th presence of many friends. Rev. J. J. O'Toolo performed tho ceremony. The bride was becomingly attired. At the conclusion of the ceremony, the bridal party repaired to the residence, of tho bride's parents, where a recep tion was hold and a wedding supper served. EVENING ENTERTAINMENT. Tomorrow evening at tho Providenco Methodist Episcopal church will bo rendered a lino musical programme, with some literary features, under tho auspices of tho Ladles' Aid society. Those participating In tho musical por tion are Mr. John T. Watklns, the well known baritone; Miss Edith May Mar tin, soprano soloist of the Green Ridge Presbyterian church; Mrs. H. Schlndel Saunders, pianist, whose several ap pearances In Scranton the past fuw months stamp her as one of the clev erest artists In tho city, and Prof. George Walklnshaw, late of Scotland, whoso work on the violin In circles where ho has been heard llxes him a master of his Instrument. Besides these, Miss Ada B. Dean, a brilliant dramatic reader, graduated from the Emerson Collego of Oratory, Boston, and who Is highly recommend ed by clergy und the press, will ap pear In this city for the first time and her reception, as well as that of the other artists appearing on this oc casion, Is sure to be most cordial. MINOR NEWS NOTES. The Citizens' band, a local organiza tion, made Its first appearance In uni form yesterday and looked quite natty. The uniforms are of military cut, dark blue with red trimmings. They played at tho fair last night. The Baptist Young People's union of the AVelsh Baptist church held a very interesting and Instructive meeting Tuesday evening. Isaac D. Griffiths read a paper on "Patient Continuance in Well-doing." Miss Phoebe James recited a comic piece. Professor T. AV. AVatklns i;ave a vocal solo. AV. II. Priest gave an address on "Professor Drummond and His Books." He gave a careful presentation of the merits of the author and the sweet influence ex erted by him among the students in all parts of tho world. It was shown that the reading of his books would give a spiritual stimulus to all who did so. Rev. George Hague was at Edwards dale last Sunday, where ho preached in the AVelsh Baptist church. Tho Ladles' Aid society of the Provi dence Methodist Episcopal church have secured tho services of Miss AAi B. Dean, elocutionist, for Friday evening at their concert. The funeral of John AV. FItze will bo hold Friday afternoon at 2.30 o'clock from the residence, 1011 North Main avenue. Interment in Dunmore ceme tery. MHNTJON OF PKOPI.E. Miss Martha Kvans, of I'ittston, is visiting relatives on Parker street. John Edwards, of Mulley's store, Is 111 at his homo on Putnam street. Miss Mlnnlo Van Brunt, of Moscow, Is visiting Mr. and Mrs. AVllllam Stowe. of Dickson avenue. Mrs. J. F. Fitzgerald, of Montrose, visited friends on AVayno avenue yes terday. David OrllllthB and Itev. AV. F. Davis spent yesterday In Olyphant. Miss Maria Powell, of Duryea. was tho guest of friends on AVest Market street, yesterday. J. T. Jones, of North Main avenue, is tho guest of friends In Plymouth. Mrs. Mark Nally Is dangerously itl at her home on AVales street. Mrs. AVllllam Fish, who was visit ing Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Reynolds, of North Main avenue, returned yester day to her home In Montrose. Clark Guild, of North Main avenue, is home from New York city. Mr. and Mrs. James Corcoran, of New York state, aro the guests of tho hitter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Richards, of School street. AVllllam Loftus, of AVest Market street, has ar-cepted a position with IJonJamln Lewis, of AVest Market street. TRYING ON THE NERVES. Conditions Under Which Naval En gineers Now do Duty. From Casaicr'a Masariiif. During the dozen or inoro veais In which lighting vessels have been changing into their present forms much has been said about tho dangers and responsibilities that the development has brought to the engineering staff. In even the largest of the older types of warships tho post of the engineer was on a working platform over the horizontal cylinders, and nearly, if not inlte, as high as the level of the berth dtck. Above him was a largo hatch or trunk, wide open to the spar deck, through which ho could f-eo the sky and hear all that was doing In tho management of the ship. Tt also sup plied him with fresh air, sometimes too liberally when sails overhead were set, ns the writer recalls many Instances of wearing an overcoat on an engine room watch. No water-tight bulkheads or air locks interrupted tho unity of tlio power plant; the engineer from his station commanded an unobstructed view of the lire room, as well as of tho engines, and he could reach any part of his domain with his voice. In the final emergency, escape fiom onglno and lire rooms was quickly and easily made by ladders, extending to the up per decks. All that has been changed. Water tight bulkheads, alr-tlght tiro rooms and battle hatches havo transformed the engineer's place of duty into a. num ber of steel cells, almost as inaccessi ble, ono from another, us though they wcro In dlffeient townships. Instead of one big engine room, thero nrc now two, three and even four, each In Its own water-tight compartment, and tho big street-like llro room, Into which tho sunlight used to uhlne, lius given place to us many ns eight narrow black holes, cased in from all tho world. liven tho lout; shaft alley that wus "Made Me a Mew Nlan'p 0?JS))?KOOCUKKiGKS THE POPULAR HOUSE 1 Cleveland Bicycles At any price, other wheels. 8 ss g Cleveland Bicycles at $40 JJ Are Big Value for Little Honey. jra 8 Wc are not closing J new Wheels just from the FOOTE & FULLER CO., Si JJ Mears Uulliling, 140-112 CENTRAL R, R. OF NEW JERSEY Special Excursion Fares TO ALLENTOWN FOR THIS ODD FELLOWS' PARADE MAY 15TH AND I6TH, 1899. Special excursion tickets from Scran ton will bo sold good to go on all trains May liith and lull, und to return until May 17th. FARC FOR ROUND TRIP, $3.10. the comfortable homo of the grizzled old-fashioned fireman, whoso passing we regret, has become two or three steel-locked dungeons, Into which one cannot enter without instinctively making sure that rapid escape k pos sible. Tho engineer no longer has his duties under control of his own eye and voice, but must fret his nervous system by depending upon the action of subordinates, whom ho can direct in an imperfect manner only through a system of communication as compli cated as a city telephone exchange, and much more liable to derangement. A WONDERFUL TIMEPIECE. The Astonishing Clock Made by a German Inventor. From the New York AVorld. There Is on exhibition in the Passage du Nord, Brussels, the most wonder ful timepiece which ingenuity has yet devised. ,, This "AVelt Uhr." or "World Clock." as It is colled by the Inventor, Herr Noll, took live years to construct, nnd Its estimated value is GO.OOO marks ($15, 000.) Tho clock stands lltteen feet high, Is a little over thirteen feet broad and live feet deep, it weighs between four nnd five tons. The plan of the clock is that of an early renaissance structure, walnut wood being employed for the frontase and tho wings. The mechan ism is calculated for a cycle of one hundred years, and requires winding onco a month. Not only are the seconds, minutes, quarters, hours, days, weeks, months and yearn indicated, but also the chief religious festivals of the year and the four seasons, These latter are heralded in with music or the seasonable singing of birds, accompanied with tho play of beautifully carved figures. These make their appearance with mathematical ac curacy nt tho second on which each of the four season commences, according to the calendar. In the midst of th clock six steps lead to the church doors. At 9 every morning these open nnd disclose the Interior of a tiny Roman Catholic cathedral, where mass Is celebrated by automaton figures to the sound ot choral music. Above the portal tho painting changes four times a year to mark the four great festivals G-ood Friday, Easter day, Pentecost and 'Christmas which, of course-, fall on different days of the week and month each year. On each of these occasions appropriate music heralds the appear ance of excellently carved wood llgures. The mechanism, says the Inventor, is simple In the case of fixed festivals, but becomes vastly more complicated for the movable feasts, which aro calculat ed with mathematical precision accord ing to tho calendar for the next one hundred ycais. DEVIOUS DEFINITIONS. Iiunko Ono of our many national irames. Vanity Tim ureateiU greatness. flhyloc;. The- cno that latchkev about 2 u. ill. handicap to dodgt'B your Ice Tho only thing that Is really what It la era eked up to be. Acnostlc A man who doesn't believe hi doctors until ho gets sick. Awe Tho thing that keeps some men at a respectful distance from labor. CongresHman A contributor who gets all tho hpaco he wants hi the Congress ional Record. Optimist A man who InslHtx upon be tlerlng that everybody is comfortable be cause he ls. KnthUHlasm Something that often car lies people away and leaves them to re turn in dlseuBt. Diplomat A person who can fiicccss fully substitute a lot of mlsllt Informa tion for the real facts-Chicago News. CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of &&ffffi&fe Mr. Richard Stahl, of Hoyt's Theatre, N. Y writes: -I find Johann Hoff's Malt Extract giving me the most strength and satisfac tion. 1 cannot praise It enough. Three weeks ago I was entirely ex hausted from overwork; to-day I feel like a new man." Johann Hoff 'a Malt Extract Gives Sircngtft FURNISHING STORE. Ji are superior to out old stock. These are lactory. 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