THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-WEDNESDAY, MAY 10, 1899. ooo rfferf'taif ,r,rx,nirvnuryr$vVM'MX'XX ' 12. X JL -im. . . HJ H IP IP F A Young Man SSXJ:!J!!J:J!J!0!!KJ!0;KSCSJ "It In exceedingly simple," raid T-.orct Mount Michael. "I havu not tlio re motest idea ot coercing you, as you call it. It would bo fnr too fatiguing. I leave you perfectly free to do exact ly ns you llko. Only If you run direct ly counter to my wishes, really you Jiave no right to expect mo to accede to yours." "All that I nsk In that you will con tinue my allowance," said Charles Jlndford earnestly. "I have made a pood beginning, as you know, at the bar, and tho mere fact of deviling for Shutlleworth Is an excellent thing for n young man. But at present the pay is In no proportion at all to the work. If you will continue my allowance un til I malte tho samo amount myself, then I can mnrry Lena and you would soon bo quit of all expense for me." "I am always frank," said his father. "It is always so much better to be so. Then there can be no mistake on either side. You are a younger son. A younger son ought to marry money above all, If he marries young, he must marry monej. Otherwise his deseend ents in the second generation will bo clerks and governesses ad Jitllnltum, not to mention tho fact that he will lead a dog's llfo trying to maintain his position on u wholly inadequate in- come. Now, T gave you your allowance i distinctly as a speculation, as it were. It was to help you to get comfortably i settled. In return for this expenditure 1 calculated to land a fortune vlcu rlously. Well, now It seems that not j only is there waiting for you but you art! actually Insane enough Id wish to marry a pennllesH girl. Do so If you like I rorognlre your right there but, on the other hand, I stop your allow ance, whether you recognize my right or not." "Father." said the young man In an nppeallng voice. "I love Lena. Have you never been in love vourselt?" "Oh, heavens!" said his father, test ily, ' What does It matter? Well, then. It you will have It I was I loved your dear mother she had hardly a penny. I was told I ought to marry money, but I had .lust succeeded and v.-n.t headstrong. Well: we were married. 1, loaded with my predecessor's Incumbrances- she, with three hundred a year. How I loved her!" he rose and paced uneasily about the room "and to think that a few months after her death Heaven forgive me! it actual ly seemed to me a fortunate release, because then I could marry my second wife--and with her money raise the l'milly from the slough in which It was Mink 'Sou know that wo owe every thing to her. It's clean ridiculous," said Lord Mount .Michael, relapsing In to n slight brogue a hnbit of his when roused to emotion. "If I were to be Idiot enough to give in, your stepmoth er would never consent, and how can 1 use her money contrary to her wish es?" This was really an unanswerable ar gument, for Charles Hadford knew that the only one of her husband's sons whom the second Lady Mount Michael had any real affection for wns his elder brother, and he shrewdly suspected that the feeling In this case was cen tered more on the heir to the title than the individual personality. "Will you let me speak to her?" he said, desperately. "Speak to her by all means. Settle It with your stepmother, my boy, and let that be the final settlement," sa'd Lord Mount Michael, quite recovering his good humor at the prospect of shifting the odium of delivering the coup de grace onto the shoulders of his partner, whom ho did not care two straws about, though he held her In tho highest respect for her fortune and the liberality with which she dealt with It. Lady Mount Michael was n vetv do elded woman. No doubt It was lucky for her that she was so. "You are not my son," she said, "and I have no control over you. But I must tell you that I think that what you propose Is not merely foolish, but Is positively Insane and wicked. You will have no countenance from me." After this double defeat Charles Rad ford had a most miserable Interview with little Lena Oray a dear little girl with the prettiest nez retrousse, hair llkp threads of gold, and a complexion that a duchess would give thousands to possess, but who, of course, was the youngest daughter of a large-quivered ecclesiastic, and equally, of course, was without a penny or prospect. Charles had made her acquaintance at a garden party when staying with the Trevors. He had taken all the early obstacles In the course of true love at a gallop. The ecclesiastic would gladly have married his daughter to any one who was able to provide the necessaries of life. To catch an "honorable" was unlooked-for luck. Proportionate, however, wns the disappointment when Charle Radford, drinking to the dregs tho cup of his humiliation, was obliged to report that his mission had ignomlnlously failed, and his own earnings for the past year amounted to SO guineas. The engagement must bo broken off then and there, said the ecclesiastic, and was quite obdurate on tho subject of writing and meeting. It would never do for Lena to lose other chances while waiting for what might be a mare's nest. Marriage was her only possible provision In life. "If you succeed In making a decent Income I shall bo happy to hear from A livery stitch In 'KAserEir' the perfect thoe is put there f with an honest intent. The nia f terial used never varies fiomthe A highest grade. Every pair sold i has made a satisfied customer. Lewis, Itellljr & UftTlcs, H4-II6 Wyoming Ave, fr 'fc Hb ,i Sfjfr i fib Tit' fc' Vft 9 I P"j. Fasefeltj I W SHOES jyAittjvi '"ijk Ml f on.iujRjium 5 in a Hurry. you. In the meantlnio I regret that you were not more candid at tho first." And so, regardless of poor Lena's heart-rending grief, Charles Radford was dismissed peremptorily. "Since everybody Is so sensible," thought Charles, bitterly, "I suppose the most sensible thing for me to do would be to blow out my brains." Ho did not commit this crowning folly, however. Lady Mount Michael was a clever woman and sho soon guessed that tho engagement was off. Charles' miser able face alone would have betrayed him, and tho fact that he made no turther reference to the subject was auspicious. It was also suggestive that he said no more nbout staying In Ion dnn during August nnd September "to work" -which, of couise, would have meant going down to Lcna'ti homo for every week-end, and probably bicycling dwn to the Fame destitution for the day at least once during the week. Ho threw out hints about going abroad, and Anally, when It became evident that there was to be an exceptionally good grouse season, he decided to Join hln fumily at Hagglshaw and revenge himself on the grouse for the knocks thst fate hod dealt him. Lady Mount Michael said nothing about visitors of the fair sex. It was Jus to bi a shooting party one or two htiange guns added to the men of tho family. Of course, it was natural that sho should Invite a lady or two as w!l for herself and her daughter, and it ths'! additions to the circle did not happen to bo all intimate frletidp, Charles would bo none the wier. And so, one day, there wni a fresh arrival In the shape of Mm. Scarpent. the youthful widow of a verv wealthy commercial person, who had amassed an enormous fortune out of old bores. Lady Mount Michael had made In r ac quaintance about two months before and had cultivated her solely for tho sake of Charles, but she received tor as a dear and Intimate friend. This is my step-non, Chatles llad fotd." was her Introduction. "You will llnd him rather a bear. He I'oes not care for tho society of our sex1." Mrs. Scarrent was not a bit pretty. She was a plump little woman, with rather too much color and a pleasant, good-humored expression. She looked "Jolly." and she soon proved a great acquisition In the way of liveliness. Sho gave a hint of her capabilities liv to marklng In reply to Lady Mount Michael: "Then he doesn't Wnaw when he has got a good thing," and took no further notice of the alleged misogy nist, which in time piqued him so curiously constituted is man. Before Mrs. Scarpent had been In the house a coupl of days, however, there happened one of those "unlucky acci dents" that every clever women can ai range if she gives her mind to It. The details don't matter. Tho point was that somebody must drive Mrs. Scarpent In her dog-cart, and it. really seemed ns If there was no one to do it but Charles. "I am very sorry to be obliged to ask you," said Lady Mount Michael, "bo- cause I know you don't like her. Rut I cannot arrange it any other way, nnd it would be rude to leave her behind." "I don't dislike her. I don't know anything about her, except tho very obvious fact that she can't bear me," said Charles with a touch of sullenness, "nnd that Is scarcely calculated to make me adore her." "Dear me, how silly people are!" laughed Lady Mount Michael. "Why, she really has a very high opinion of you wns saving the other day that sho had heard of your cleverness at the bar only us you never say a word to her, of course . Not but what you have a perfect right to plcaso yourself. Rut if you will be kind enough to do this you shan't be both ered with her again." " assure yen I have no feeling on the subject. If she doesn't mind coin ing with me " 'I atn sure she will be delighted." "Confound the woman!" was Charles' mental commentary. "You are quite wrong," hinted Lady Mount Mlchusl to Mrs. Scarpent. "It'a only stupidity on his part. Ho thought yon hated him." Starting under these auspices both parties felt bound to make an effort, and as Mrs. Scarpent was really "Jol ly" It was only natural that the pair should arrive excellent friends. After that they got on very well, and very soon Mrs. Scarpent found herself falling In love with Mr. Charles Rad ford. He was audi a fine manly young man, perhaps two years younger than herself but she did not mind that at all and likely to make a great name ut the bar If properly pushed on by a clavur woman. Moreover, he would give her the rank und connection which she wnnted. As they grew confidential sho began to advise him. Iiy all means ho should stick to Shuttleworth. No doubt it was hard doing so, much work for no pay, but It was the best policy. One day sho added, In a low voice and with a rath er shame-faced expression: "You should marry a rich woman not too young, but a sensible one who would help you and bo devoted to you." Now Charles Radford was not in tho least In love with her. He considered her a "Jolly little woman," "a good fellow" and a lively companion. Hut, since ho could not marry Lena and the combination of both sets of par ents rendered this absolutely impossi bleperhaps on the whole it would be wisest to take her advice. it would make him Independent of his slepmoth cr, delight hla father, help him on In his profession. And as a companion apart from all considerations of love- he eouitj think of none more satisfac tory than tho lady by his side. His ptoposal was not romantically enthuslaptlo In language. If Mrs. Scar pent had been critical sho might liavo objected that he did not proress enough. She was not, however. She had got what she wanted: sho thought she could keep it, and she trusted to herself to turn his friendship Into lovo after marriage. Three months after their marriage there came a sudden telegram. Charles Radford opened It and his faco becamo ghastly. His wlfe.who was really devoted to him, cried out. and ho passed tho telegram. It la said that Lord Mount Michael and his eldest son had both been drowned while yachting off the Irish coast. "Then 1 ant Lady Mount Michael," sho said to herself, with high glee, which, In deconcy, she strove to re press. Rut the thought that flashed through the new iter's brain wa: "Tied to that woman for life; nnd if I had only waited a few monthsl Oh, heavens, Lena!" London World. NEW YORK FASHIONS. Pique suits Ways ot maning. Travelling Dresses Foulard Silks. Independent Waists Qlovcs and Hosiery. New York, May 5. Fashion's capri ces are vexatious. No sooner has one becomo accustomed to tho four, six or eight buttons, which uro considered necessary to close tho fashionable skirt at tho back, than the news comes from abroad that the opening is now at one. side of tho front. These glove-llttlng skirts are objectionable enough on a shapely llguro, but play sad havoc with the outlines of a stout, middle-aged woman. In cotton materials, plain or fancy piques overshadow many othcis, doubtless from their durability and not requiring a constant dolnp up or smoothing. Designs ate singularly beautiful In fancy piques; gay or deli cately colored plaids, dainty little sprigs, contrasting dots, stripes in eudlesa variety, and Just now black dots on a white surface carry out n prevailing fancy. Linen duels comes also in plain colors, pin-head dots or stripes, but Is open to objection of shrinking a good deal. STYLES OP MAKINO always afford considerable liberty, but all authorities agree upon keeping as near tho circular skirt as possible. A modification exists in inserting a wide, cambric embroidered band at each side of the front breadth. In a black dotted pique suit, and similar bands In two rows of deep polntu around tho skirt, giving the Idea of un oversklrt. Eton Jackets, sometimes with plaited backs, ur the ordinary shirt-waist, are most appropriate to such a stout nmtertnl, und any collar may be worn, thus bringing about a constant cluing'. CHEVIOT OR MOHAIR, ore the preferred materials for travel ling dresses, as dust Is not perceptible on the llrst-mentloned fabric, and the latter, being smooth finished, does not retain It. The general style Is very similar to tho ordinary tailor suit cir cular skirts and short open Jackets nnd tho regulation ilnlsh for well-made travelling gowns Is the S. H. & M. bias brush edge skirt binding, because in addition to the natural curve wh'eh conforms perfectly to the shape of tho skirt, it constitutes an elegant fac'ng. BLUE KOI LARD SILK SUITS afford opportunity for numerous ruf fles, with double-edged white or ecru laco Insertion put on above, and out lining an oversklrt, with gulmps waist to nwtch, or three rows ot very wide lace may be put on a skirt above ono ruflle, in which case an oversklrt is ig nored. Simple, yet handsome Independ ent waists are ot dotal striped ehene silk with white silk cords between the stripes nnd a plain sutln front, revers and collar laid In folds bring out tha beauties of both materials. White taffeta silk, with white satin ribbon In sertion, every edge held together by hemstitching, makes a charming waist, but very expensive, as It is all hand work. Striped silk (where tho stripes are very wide and running diagonally) is in great favor for Independent waists, with a neck tie to match, hav ing very long broad ends. A wide rib bon tied around tho waist, with a large bow at the left side, is more Jaunty tl.ar. a belt, but this is suitable only to a pique, percale or cambric waist. THE HIGHEST TYPE IN SILK GLOVES Is represented by "Tho Formosa" with double linger tips, brought out exclu sively by Lord & Taylor, and Is llrst ns regards elegance and durability. In white these admirable gloves como with four pearl buttons, and in tan with Jersey wrist or four buttons. A frame-made glove of twisted black silk with hemstitching around the thumb seems to defy everything like wear, and to meet all tastes, comes also in cream, pearl or white. Lisle gloves showing a dull finish with four but tons are shown In mode, tan, slate, whlto or black. The Reynler mousque talro glove Is very elegant, and those In suede pique with four buttons are in grays and also range from pale tan to dark brown. A walking glove of a similar make Is of chevlrette with out side seams and two largo buttons put on silk tapo run through an eyelet, which Is an especial advantage. TAN OR BLACK HOSIERY are still tho dependence for common use. In the former, laco ribs extond oil the way up, with open work on the Instep or colored silk dots and begin nt 30 cents, 0 cents and 75 cents, with black lisle thread at about the same rate. The special novelty Is blue silk hosiery, and the most expensive grades aro ornamented with white silk dots, stars, bow-knots or anchors, and con trary to precedent, tan shoes will be worn with blue hosiery. Of course, the lace effects are most attractive, and yc.Mow or red ornamentations are a'so In vogue. Purple in all hues is fash ionable, and blnck orcn work nnd lace us well meet with undiminished f.wor from persons prejudiced against col ored hosiery. A fashionable fad Is, that the silk sWIrt and hosier' should matih. Col ored embroidery on black silk Is a soit of neutral ground where conllicllng tastes aro reconciled. EXTREMES MEET IN COLLARS nnd nothing van be to fluffy for those madu of liberty-silk or chiffon, which rue la direct opposition to plain satin collars. Hemstitched white all col lars with ends large enough to almost cover the front of tho dress, ornament ed to mutch, are new, and butterfly bows correspond with any collar. Broad, white or colored Llberty-slik lie afford va-loty, their ends finished with many rutlles, with or without lace or satin ribbon. FANNIE FIELD, DOM OAItLOS' ESCAPE. Perilous Adventure of the King in a Dull Ping. From Casscll's Magazine. Befcve he became a benedict, Dom Carlos was passionately fond of the excitement of tho bull ring, which he would enter Incognito, .. . tor, but to tako an active part In the dangerous gune. Now. In tho Portu guese method of bullilghtlng, neither bulls nor horses aro killed, and to pre vent tho possibility of a bull goriuu horso which ho may happen to corner, his horns aro covered with padded guards. One element of danger which Is present In tho Spanish method Is thus removed frfom the Portuguese lings; though even without this parti cular peril there are still plenty of short cuts to tho other world left open to tho daring. Now, Dom Curios is nothing li not binve, so when one of tho court beauties rallied him on tak ing tho poor animal at a disadvantage, and thoughtlessly daR- him to fuco a I do not bclleie there 1 a case of dyspep sia, indigestion or nny stomach trouble that ennnot bo re lieved at onco nnd pernimentlr cured by my DYSPEPSIA CURE. MUNYON. At all (lruggtsts, I5e. n vial. Ouldo to Health and medi cal adrlco free. 1505 Arch street. Phlla. bull with sharp, unguarded horns, tho king gallantly replied that he wotiiu do so at the next light, and Invited the scoffer to witness his or the hull's tri umph from tho royal box. Now, the regulations of the ring strictly enjoin that no bull Is to be foug... In Portu gal "with points unoated," but, In face of a royal wish, regulations have " way of becoming elastic. Orders wore given, therefore, that a bull was to be admitted, io tno arena in full, untram melod possession of nil his natural weapons, offensive nnd defensive. Dom Carlos took his stand before the swing ing doors nnd waited with tho frilled darts ready In his hand for tho bull to ehaige. There was a bellow and a scurry, and men a tornado ot quiver ing brown limbs nnd glancing horns mode for the place wnero the present King of Portugal was standing. But n bui. rure.y charges ..omo nt tho llrst alteinp., and this ono diu as others do. It stopped, snorted angrily and threw up o sand with its front hoofs. The king waved i..j arms, made a feint to lure It on, and then, as It charge., again, sprang io one .v.u to avoid It. out In the very act of his spring slipped on a wot place left oy the watering hose and fell! The whole audience rose s a simultane ous cry of horror, for though Dom Car los, ot course, fought Incognito, every one knew who the too bold banderlllo was. Another lighter waved his red capa In tho bull's face; the animal's attention was diverted tor a second, and the king rrse. The bull saw th" movement, und taking no further no tice of the entlolngly waved capo madu once more for his llrst adversary. Tt was run king, run bull to tho bartlers, and, fortunately for his country, tin king won by inches. As his majesty s heels cleared tho limbers of the bar ricade tho bull's horns knocked splin ters out of the woodwork a few inches below. "Yes," concluded Dom Carlos, with a smile. "I fancy I did those twenty-flvu yards or so In very good time." And then, with a downward glance of seir-eiitleisin, he added, "I don't think- 1 should stand much of a chance If 1 had to do the same thing now. Do you?" I looked at tho Norfolk-jacket clad figure of his majesty, and I ft., unit even to gratify a king I could not honestly say "yes," ONE WORD AN AGGRAVATION. Many of Us Have Bumped Against It, Much to Our Sorrow. From the Chicago Post. They had been smoking In silence for some tlmo when the ono In the corner by the window finally spoke up. "It I had my way," ho said, "there Is ono word In the English language that I would entirely eliminate. I dould yank It out and put a charge of dyna mite under it and blow It Into frag ments. Then I would bury the pieces nnd put a two-ton slab of granite over the grave. "Has some girl been saying 'no' to you?" asked tho facetious man with the pipe. "I would have no grudge against the word If sho had," nnswered tho man by the window. " 'No' Is a straight forward, honest word that commands respect, however much It may thwart us at times." "Some of the slang words that be como popular and excessively annoy ing," suggested the man by tho tire place. "It's not a slang word," vvas the answer. "It's a word In good and regu lar standing nnd always has been. It is not a word that Is often misused, either. But It Is an underhnnded, roundabout, deceitful combination of three letters." "What Is tho word?" they demanded. " 'But,' " was the. prompt answer. "Just the contrary, Intrusive little word 'but.' It Is always getting In the way and interfering with a man's plans without showing tho boldness that commends other words to us even when they do us a bad turn. Take It when a man proposes. If tho girl says 'No he may be pretty badly broken up, but ho has no feeling cf resentment against tho word. But If she says, 'Mr. Jones, I esteem you very highly; I may sny that I have a deep affection for vou, but' why ho instantly has a strong desire to get an axe and chop tho worcl out of tho dictionary, 'But' Is tho word that stands between mo and success; that always has stood there. I onco had a chanco to make a deal that would have netted me a largo sum of money, but It required more of a preliminary outlay than I could provide. I 3tated my needs to a friend with cash, and after duo consideration he said: 'My boy, you know how much I would llko to help you nnd how much .1 would like to help you out In this matter, but' And there I was again! "Another time I wrote a story nnd sent It to a hagazlne. The editor held It up for about two months, and then sent It back with a personal letter In which ho said that 'the story was ono of great merit, having an excellent Idea underlying it and being- well told, but' Samo old thing, you see. If ho had merely said he could not use the story I would have had no grudge against the word. Again, a rich undo came to see mo Just about Christmas time one year, and before leaving ho remarked: 'By tho way, I Intended to bring you a cheek for 3100 ns a sort of reminder of the season, but' I tell you, the meanest, most disappointing word In this language is spelled b-u-t." There was a sllenco when he ceased speaking. Every ono seemed to bo burled in thought. Thn ono of them said: "I guess Hint's right." and nil the others nodded. ON THEIR PACKS. Songsters Helped Across the Mediter ranean by Larger Btrds. From the Plttstburg Dispatch. How ever the little birds contrive to get across such vast expanses of tho sea lu their nnnual migrations Is a puvszllus question, That they do It Is unquestionable; It Is admitted by the most competent observers that Ihpy sometimes get over stretches of billowy brlno that for a thousand miles afford no perch for flVSZ&A. mmm ITHE FIRE SALE A- - 308 LACKAWANNA AVENUE. 4& o o Is the talk of the eariy morning, un ST ....- 7 nn wnnrlpi' iJfw -w.. . . casement are oeing unpacKea ciauy damaged goods prices. Jackets, TailorMade Suits At less price than what the cloth cost. Hillinery at your own figures. O Ladies and Children's Hosiery and Underwear, in X perfect condition, sell at: J $ Ladies' Silk Hose, worth $1.00, for 50c & Ladies' Lisle Hose, worth 50c. for 33Jc Children's, double knee and sole, worth 12.c, for 8c " 4. ITHE FASHION, 308 Lacka Ave. I New York Announcement. HORNER'S FURNITURE is the subject of this announcement. The term stands for everything that is reliable and fashionable in Furniture, in both the simple and ornate lines, whether wanted for town or country homes. Two other important feat ures are the moderate prices at which the goods are marked, and their un equalled assortments, Dining-Room Furniture In all finishes of Antique, Belgian, Flemish and English, with Tables, Dining Chairs, Chini Closets and Side Tables to match. Bedroom Furniture In all the various woods and finishes, including special lines for country homes. Brass Bedsteads in over 70 patterns from Si 5.00 upward. Enam eled Iron Bedsteads from $4.50 up. Latest designs in Parlor Furniture, Library Furniture, Hall Furniture, Venetian Carved Furniture. Couches, Settees, Easy Chairs, Rockers, Mor ris Chairs, DressingTables, Cheval Glasses, Writing Desks, etc., etc., all in unequalled assortments, and all prices. Your inspection cordially invited. R. J. HORNER & CO. furniture Muter and Importer, 61, 63, 65 W. 23d St., New York. (AJJulnlne Kden llu.ee.) their weary little claws to clutch on. That such an extended lllght Is too much for them. Is not only evident In Itself, hut Is proved by tho fact that those too venturesome songsters some times alight on the rigging of ships In such a Htatu of exhaustion that when disturbed, they are unublo to fly tho length of the vessel, and occasionally even fall helpless upon the deck. An llngllsh traveler who was con siderably Interested In tho birds hap pened to be passing the autumn In the Island of Crete, In tho Mldterranean, and he often noticed a sound like tho twittering of small birds at times when the sand cranes were passing overhead on their way southward. As tho only fowl in sight were the cranes, thl3 aroused his curiosity, and ho mentioned tho matter to a friend who was a native of the island, suggesting that possibly the noise was caused by the whirring of the feathers of thes great birds. His filend, however, said no; the noise, he declared, was made by sous birds that were riding on tho backs of the cranes, and ho furtheras scrted that the saucy little fellows had come all the way from the coast of Kuiope with their good-natured companions, who lent. If not n helping hand, a helping back, which was much more serviceable, as often as needed. X few days later the Kngllshman got pretty conclusive proof of tho truth of these statements. Ho was cruising about In a boat about fifteen miles from chore when another Hock of cinnrs pussed oven head, and he heard the same twittering notes. He, there fore, discharged hl3 gun to sen what would conif ot it, nnd forthwith he raw three small birds rise up from the flock in fright. After n short tlmo they disappeared among the cranes. The next day he was visiting Cairo, In Egypt, and observed a great num ber of wagtails In the palm gardens there. After watching them for nomo time as they hopped about and tilted In the fashion that has given them their name, he asked an old Bcdjutn chief who stood near how ho Imagined they got there, as they always spend tho summer in Europe. The sheik at once replied: "Va khamagcr (my dear sir), do you know that thrso llttlo blids are borne nciosa tho sea btho larger ones?" The traveler put the same question to a couple of Arab donkey hoys who came up to offer him their beasts. "Surely." they cried, "Abu Sand (tho stork) has carried them over tho sea." It Is said that Indians of tho region south or Hudson's bay tell a similar talo of a finch which travels very com fortably on the back of tho Cunuda goose. It certainly seems Improbable that a belief so widely disseminated should be wholly without foundation. AN" OLD GAME. But It Neatly Caught tho Usally Wary Joweler. From tho Detroit Vrca I'resn. "f may look easy," snld the Jeweler with a sigh, "but I havo always had an Idea that I understood my bustlnoos and wns up to all tho tricks of the trade. I havo Just passed through an experience that has taught me that there are a few things In thin world that I may learn with profit to myself. VA matter nf twn wpn1: nrrn n vnum man entered tho store. I recognised Ula FAS HON town. The building closing time witn .,..-- nrnnrlsi wVlirh wrv nf .. ,. .K K.,.K..KK.K.KKKKKKKKtKtK.KV.,KKt ... K ft.' tt V V ftT ' ft.' ft b' a & t: ar ft' ti ti X' ti a ti v t! ft,' 1' t &' ft,' ft ft,' ft,' ft' ft' ft" ft' a a &,' a s; v t; v & & &' ft' &' u ft' V ft' ft' &' ft' ft' ft' ft' tt ft' ft' ft" ft' tt ft' tt tt tt tt tt ft tl tt ft ft' ft' ft' tt tt tl Cf tt tt tt ft' ft' tt Scranton Store, 124-126 Wyoming: Avenue. This is shirt waist weather So this will interest you 50c shirt waists at 25c Thousands of these were sold ON MONDAY ALONE. They are a great bargain and quite equal to the majority advertised by many stores at "49c, worth 7tC." These are regular 50c shirt waists bought by us at a great reduction on account of the immense quantity we took made of good fancy percale with detachable collar and laundered cuffs, all sizes. Special price while the , lot lasts 25C $1.00 pleated and trimmed waists at 45c Where can you get another such offer as this? Waists that are pleated front and back and trimmed with lace are usually sold at from $1.00 to $1.2;. Made ot good lawns and percales in hand some patterns, with detachable collar and laundered . cuffs, all sizes. While they last 45C Our underwear sale Lndi?s living as far up as Honesdile come here specially and REGULARLY in consequence of our muslin underwear announcements. There is not another store in this valley that can show the styles and assortments that we do and none in the state that quotes such low prices. Women's cambric corset covers for ladies 10c cambric 1 for ladies' 19c cam- 4C corset covers, un- 122Cbric corset covers, trimmed. trim'd with emb'd'y . for ladies' 29c cambric corset covers, V or square neck 1 JC and elaborately trimmed with embroidery. for ladies' 59c cambric corset covers. V or square neck, 3yC with cluster of tucks, trimmed with lace 01 embroidery. Women's muslin drawers 1 for ladies' 19c mus- for ladies' 39c mus 1 22C li drawers, cluster 2iDC li" drawers, cluster of tucks. of tucks and cm- broidery trimmed. for ladies' muslin drawers with cambric ruffle and OVC trimmed with embroidery; real value 39c. for ladies' 59c muslin skirts, extra wide, with double 37C ruflle and cluster of tucks. 49c for ladies' (19c muslin skirts. 59c for ladies' 79c muslin skirts. Women's muslin gowns for ladies' 49c Mother Hubbard gowns of good muslin, 2C tucked yoke and trimmed with cambric ruffle. One of the banner bargains of this great muslin underwear sale. . for ladies' 50c gown of good muslin, Mother Hubbard 4yC style, tucked yoke, trimmed with embroidery. FAr for "ii)Z vkM trimmed J? gowns. tt Vj 'A 'A 'A "A U U ' 'A "A 'A 'A 'A 'A 'A 'A manner tho moment I set eyed upon him, and had a tray of engagement ilnj,s on the showcase before he got through blushing and stammering. "After ha recoveied from his con fusion and made lUs wants known, ho tettlod down to business nnd proceeded to select a ring. Ho wanted, he snld, something that would be a credit to the gill he was going to marry. Ho didn't care about the price as long iw tho ring would plonse his promised bride. Ho finally selected a handsome dia mond ring that held one of the finest diamonds In the store. Paving the price that I asked, which was 5150, he departed with the proml.se that he would call again when ho needed n ring to bind tho woddlng ceremony that would soon take place. 'yesterday he entered tho store with 11 face as long an ono of my counters nnd wanted me to tako tho ring back, ns the girl had broken tho engage ment. t told him that that wasn't business. " 'I know it,' paid he, 'but I can't afford to keep such an expensive ring, and I would nover have any uso for It If r did, as I have lost nil faith in women. I thought perhaps that ypu 69 OF THE ! 308 LACKAWANNA AVENUE. is crowded from eager Duyers ana - .ww-- - j w.w flip rlonnf nnrl in in v- wrw. ana soia at the and Skirts . , . .1 .1 . AT .1 ." . ft X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X f X X X X X Cfor 89c trimmed gowns. Cfor 98c trimmed gowns. X 'A 'A'A 'A U 'A A "A 'A V Vt "A A H 'A 'A 'A 'A 'A 'A mlgli take th ring back and allow me half what 1 paid for it.' "He looked so bad and forlorn and m.tdo such h good offer that I broko ono ot tho rules of the house and paid him what ho naked. "After tho young man had departed I was putting tho ring away, when (something led me to examine tho stonn more closely. Then, to my horror, I discovered that the diamond had been taken out and a paste Imitation put bock in Its place. 'MJut I am net complaining. I haven't even notified the police. T can recog nize genius when I see It." Had Gained Notoriety. Dentist Did ynti ever take gua before? Farmer llaycede Look here, tniarty, that Joke's gone fur enough, b'gosh't 'ImlKhty! Ileoon tliut coiiMimrd hcti olork's bin tcllln' you about It, too.t'iiiU. delphla Hecord. Milking. Mrs. Kewcomb (who U anxious fnr supper) What can your grandfather be doing, Willie? Wllllu (visiting nt the farm)-I left him pumping tho cow, gruudma, when I cuiao la, Judec, 79 f