"nv THE SCRANTON TRIBUTE-SATURDAY, APRIL 22, 1800. XT" EVENTS "OF DAY IN WEST SCRANTON THIEF SNATCHED WOMAN'S POCKETDOOK AND BAN. Ho Dropped It, However, When Pur sued by Onlookers Money Was Recovered Entertainment and So cial In Simpson M. E. Church. Meeting of Webster Literary So cietyOpen Air Concert Tills Eve ningTwo Funerals Yesterday. Another Burglar Caught. Mrs. Elizabeth Illnclliie. of COT Ilnll Ktcad court, while on her way to Clarke Bros.' stores at 4 o'clock yesterday nf ternoon, was relieved of her pocket hook by a thief In front of Peter Ross" hotel on West Lackawanna avenue, near Ninth HtrecL The lady was car rylni: a hand has?, in which wus her jiocketbook containing $16. The thief Hiiutchcd the baR and run throutrh a nuHgapway alongside of the lloss building, and when he reached Ninth street In tho rear of the hotel dropped tho puree. Frank Flora, an Itnlian, who conducts a barber shop underneath the hotel, picked up the purse and returned it to the woman, aiennllmc a largo crowd collected, tmd In the excitement of tho moment Bevcrnl women Interfered and It in claimed eome of tho money was taken from the woman. Tho police wore no tified and are working on the case. SOCIAL AND ENTERTAINMENT. Tho annual entertainment of the Voting Ladles' auxiliary of the "Wo men's Foreign Missionary society con nected with the Simpson Methodist Episcopal church was held last even ing. The programme consisted of a plnno selection by Miss Grace Cramer, which was cleverly executed: a history of the Voting Ladles' auxiliary by Miss Margaret Hughes, and a recitation by Miss Dcrtha. Carson, were well re ceived. Misses May Tninsue and Kfilo Fel lows played a piano duet, and Miss Edith Fowler gave a selection. A piano solo by Susan Markwlck. nnd a. recitation by Miss Minnie Roberta closed the entertainment. A social ses sion followed, which was enjoyed by a lnrge number of young people. Ice cream was served during the evening. ACCOMPLICE ARRESTED. Walter O'Mnllcy, of Lonorgan court, who escaped from Patrolman McColll gan Thursday night when John Me Hila was arrested for breaking into a barber shop on West Lackawanna avenue, was arrested yesterday after noon and locked up In the police sta tion. O'Malley was Implicated In tho burglary and when tho olllcer attempt ed to arrest him he ran away. McCol llgan fired two shots at him, but did not hit him. During a very cold night last winter PAINT! Yes ve have It. Atlantic Lenl, Pure Linseed Oil, nn i Rendv Mixed Paint, Varnish, Putty, etc. (iKOKGI! W. JKNKINS', oi S.Ualn Avenue. The recognized standard of the world as perfect figure moulders, and the Corset that is ever hand-in-hand with Fashion's latest requirements. Redfern Says the Corset is the foundation of eood dress, and no greater living authority on the subject exists. An Authority on correct Corset-fitting will remain with us for one week, beginning Monday, April 24th, and will be glad to explain to visitors the benefits of the much-talked-of new-style Corsets, and if desired will assist ladies in selecting the models best adapted to their figure. Redfern Corsets In the talked of 11, 12 and 13-inch lengths form an important feature in the present demonstration and display. iGIobe Warehouse O'Sfnlley was rescued by McColllRnn from a perilous position. Tho man was drunk nnd was Impaled on an Iron fence on South Hyde Park avenue. Ho admitted yesterday that the shots fired from tho olllcei'n revolver camo very near him. Mellato was held In $300 ball, and O'Malley will bo given a hear ing this mornlnfr. FUNERALS OF A DAY. Hev. S. F. Jlathcws, pastor of the First Baptist church, outdated at tho funeral of tho lato James ltendrow yesterday afternoon. The services wero hold at tho residence of deceased's sis ter, Sirs. Charles A. Ashlcman, 1130 Itock street. Delegations from tho va rious Knights of Pythias lodges wero In attendance. The remains1 were af terwards taken to Lackawanna, where Interment was made. Many friends attended the funeral of the late John McAndrow yesterday af ternoon at 2 p. m. Tho remains were borne from the residence of deceased's mother, 129 South Grant avenue, to St. Patrick's Catholic church, on Jack son street, where short services wero held by Itev. Father Ituddy. The-pallbearers wero: Domlnlck Moran, T. F. Grant, Thomas Gannon. Frank Dillon, Manus Granahan nnd Michael J. Nor ton. The remains were interred In the Cathedral cemetery. WEBSTER DEBATERS. The Webster Literary and Debating society met last evening at the homo of Eugene H. Fellows, on South Main avenue, and transacted much business. j The members passed upon several mai lers pertaining to me wenare oi tne club, and afterwards enjoyed a debate. The subject was: "Resolved, That Expansion Is Reneilclnl to the United States." Tho negative side was de clared victorious. The next meeting will be held at the home of It. D. Pettlt, on North Rebecca avenue, Fri day evening, April 28. OPEN AIR CONCERT. Stenner's band will give nn open-air concert at No. 1111 Jackson street, at S o'clock this evening. The following programme will be rendered: "Gover nor Itoosevelt's Rough Riders' March," by D. W. Phillips; serenade, "Sweet Spring," cornet solo, "I Am Here;' airs, "All Ye Nations;" assembly march; medley overture, "Yankee Hash." , The band Is composed of many well known musicians, and an excellent concert is expected. ROW IN KELLY'S PATCH. While tho guests at the Davis-Johnson wedding were celebrating In Kel ly's Patch Thursday evening a dis turbance was created In the neighbor hood by several persons. Stones were thrown, windows broken and the police summoned, but no arrests were made, Ann Llewellyn was struck on the head with a stone by Kate Taylor, and William Vuughnn, a friend of Miss Llewellyn, retaliated by striking Mrs. Taylor with a stone. Payton Taylor also ilguredi In tho melee, and caused much trouble. GENERAL NEWS NOTES. All steamship agents handling for eign drafts are requested to meet in Morgan's hall, corner of Main avenue and Jackson street, at 3 o'clock Jlon dny afternoon. The funeral of the Infant child of Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Lasher, of 341 North Bromley avenue, will occur tomorrow afternoon at 2 o'clock. Interment will be made In tho Washburn street cem etery. Washington Camp, No. 173, Patriotic Order Sons of America, contemplate tho purchase of the vacant lot at the corner of Hyde Park avenue and Jack son street, nnd the erection of a large building thereon. J. Archie Jones, of South Rebecca avenue, will deliver an nddress to tho members of West Side Conclave, No. 211, Improved Order of Hcptusophs, next Wednesday evening. Harry Cavanaugh, a driver In the employ of Helser & Warlike, Is suf fering from Injuries received while Ecullllng with companions Thursday evening. The Ladles' Aid society of tho Wash burn Street Presbyterian church will conduct an entertainment next Thurs day evening in the church. Charles Hartley, tho well-known ventriloquist, will give his specialties. Rev. P. E. Lavelle, of St. Patrick's Catholic church, united In marriage Wednesday afternoon Thomas Glynn nnd Miss Julia Burke. They were attended by Miss Mary Burke and Michael Burke, cousins of the bridal couple. Mr. nnd Mrs. Olynn will re side at 534 Hampton street. John Kennery, aged A years, fell from n fence near his homo on North Re becca avenue Thursday afternoon and bit his tongue. It required three stitches to close tho wound. Henry Granville, of D10 West Lin den street, was seriously Injured while at work In the Mt. Pleasant mines on Wednesday. Several ribs wero broken and his ankle fractured. St. Paul's Pioneer corps will meet tomorrow ufternoon nnd elect delegates to tho T. A. B. convention to be held at Ilarlelgh next month. The funeral of the lato A J. Corey will bo held this morning. Services will be held In St. Patrick's church at 0.30 o'clock, and Interment will be made In the Cathedral cemetery. Rev. E. B. Olmstead, D. D., or Rochester, N. V., one of tho most tal ented and eloquent preachers In Meth odism, will occupy tho pulpit of the Simpson Methodist Episcopal church at both services tomorrow. Tho mem bers nnd friends of the church are as sured of an eloquent and spirited pre sentation of Gospel truth. All steamship agents who have sold foreign drafts will meet at Morgan's hall, corner Main avenue and Jackson street, at .1 p. m. Monday. Tho Ladles' auxiliary of the Hvde Park Father Mntlvw society held a well-attended meeting In St. Leo's hall last evening. PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS. Sylvester Savltts, of South Fllinoro avenue, is visiting friends at Forty Fort. i Mrs. Fred Davis, of North Sumner avenue, left yesterday for Shamoktn, 1 where she will visit n latlvt,.. j Mr. and Mrs. William Illume, of North Slain avenue, have as their guest, Miss Maud Tinsinan, of Port- I land. Pa. CharlMS Blume, of North Main avenue, Is on a business tilp a Mil ford and Port .Tervlw. Mrs. William Gowan and daughter, of Plttston, are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Re.d, of Jackron sureet. Fire! Fire! Fire! Our Stores. 312 unci 3U T.nnlfr,., .,n ! nvenue, were badly damaged bv tire ' Thursday night. We havo saved a j large part of our emwiv stnpt- .,,,.1 ..11 ! of our bicycles, and will bo able to i uti-.e care or our wholesale customers In the basement of Slfi nn.l r.tn tnnt-n. wanna avenue, under lloran & Mer- nu s cioinmg store, this mottling. Wo are in shape to nil all orders whole sale and Brick lco Cream order. promptly. Telephone. 2"01. J. D. Williams & Bro. GREEN RIDGE. Mrs. -uuryFromer has returned from a visit to Dal ton. Mr. Ruery, of Dickson avenue, has accepted a position with the Keller piano factory. Andrew Oramp is slotUy recovering from a severe illness. The industrial school will oe held in the horary this afternoon, J. W. Stevens spent yesterday In Wyoming. The Odd Fellows' initiatory team is practicing for the initiation of several candidates net week. Miss Grace Hendricks, of Long Kil dy. N. Y Is the guest of Mrs. C. W. Miller, of Breaker street. The Infant child of Mrs. Wlddofield, of Electric avenue, Is seriously ni, Mrs. Norton Wagner spent yesterday at Plttston. Rev. and -iirs. Cole, of Montrose, who wore the guests of Mr. and .urs. H. W. Cole, have returned home. Harry Dunning spent yesterday with his parents In Elmhurst. Mrs. Thomas Dunn, of Delaware street, Is recovering from a severe Ill ness. C. P. Slack has moved from reen Ridge street to Dickson avenue. Tho Finest of Fruit Syrups are used In flivors for Soda Water at Mnniiera' Pharmacy. M0 Green Kldgo street. MINOOKA. Austin Mulherin, of Manchester, N. Y Is spending a few days among Mlnookn friend. The Welcome Dancing class will con duct a social this evening at Callery'a hull. James McDonough, the oldest son of Merchant Martin McDonough, arrived here lust evening from Butte, Montana. 'Jimmy." as he was familiarly called, shook Mlnookn dust from his Trllbys In the early '70's und has resided in the west ever since. The employes of the Greenwood mines will be paid Saturday. The opening game of base ball be tween the local team and the Maroons will take place tomorrow. Austin Wllhelm left yesterday for his hume In Manchester, New York, nfier a few days' stay with friends here. Michael King, of South Main street, bus accepted a place with tho Pruden tial Insurance company, Tho clum washer at tho Greenwood No. 2 colliery has suspended opera tions for an indefinite period. Patrick Carey, who has been homo on a furlough left last night for Now York to servo out his enlistment, which expires on July 21, 1M9. A SENSIBLE MAN Would ubo Kemp's Balsam for the Throat nnd Lungs. It Is curing more cates of Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Croup and all Throat and Lung Troubles, than any other medicine, The proprietor has authorized any drugglxt to glvo you u Bamplo Bottle Free to convince you of the merit of this great remedy, Prico 25c, und COc. REGAINED HEALTII. 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" I took doctor's medicine but did not dcrlvo much benefit from it. My drug gist gavo me one of your little books, and after reading it 1 decided to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. I feel liko a new person. I would not give your Compound for all tho doctors' medicine In the world. 1 can not praise it enough." NORTH SCRANTON. "Candy Pull' nt Mr. and Mrs. How ard Davis Home News of the Churches for Tomorrow-Personal and Otherwise. Mr. and Mrs. Howard Davis, of Fer dinand street, entertained Thursday evening at their residence with a "can dy pull." The host and hostess made every arrangement for the comfort and enteitulnmeut of their guests. Vo cal and Instrumental selections were f.ven by niembeis of, tin; party and a i. a seasonable hour tet'ieshments .'re served. The guests weie the Misses Lizzie ni. Jennie Davis, Rachel Phillips Mi.gi' I'dwrirds and Sadie Cohen and .u ssis. Ft .ink Price, Isaac Newton, Rojwir Davis, John Richards, Thomas i.ewis and Joseph Williams-. NEWS OF THE CHURCHES. 'the usual services will be held to morrow In the Providence Methodist Episcopal church. The pastor. Rev. 'William Edgar, w... preach at 10.20 a. m. and 7.III) p. in. Morning subject, "Divine Expectations;" evening sub ject, "The Mission of Jesus Christ." Sunday school at 2 p. m.; Epworth League at C.43 p. m. The Rev. W. F. Davis, of the Welsh Baptist church on Wayne avenue, will be at Parsons tomorrow unit wnl preach In the Baptist church of that place. In the absence of tne pastor there will be prayer and praise ser vices both morning an- evening. Bible school at 2 p. m. Rehearsal of Chil dren's day programme will be held af ter school. Services will be held at the usual hour at the Welsh Baptist church, West Market street, tomorrow. Preaching both morning nnd evening in the Welsh language. Baptism ,...i be held at i! o'clock In tho evening. The pastor, Rev. .1. A. Evans, will om elate. Rev. W. G. Watklns will deliver at the North Main Avenue Baptist church tomorrow evening the third sermon in the series of "Chi let and Modern Society.' The sermon will bo particularly on the Sunday newspap er. "Heuven, A Prepared Place for a Prepared People." Rev, B. F. Hammond, of Olyphant, and the present modetator of in- j.acliawanna Presbytery, will preach In the Providi)i:ce Presbyterian church tomorrow morning. The other ser vices of the iiny in that church will be as usual. PERSONAL NOTES. Mrs. James Thomas, of Ferdinand street, Is seriously ill. Miss Laura Krunhelr, of Breaker street. Is visiting friends In Northum berland. Sldny Mack, of Deacon street, Is visiting friends in Waverly. Mrs. D. F. Evans, of Plttston, visited relatives hero yesterday. David Evans has resigned his posi tion at Cowles' hardware store. William Davis and James MacClus kle visited friends in iPlttston yester day. Miss Clara LaBart, of Pcckville, was the guest of friends on Parker street yesterday. Mrs. Thomas Evans, of Plttston. vis ited friends on Hollister avenue yes terday. Rev. M. D. Fuller, formerly pastor of the Providence Methodist Episcopal church, now of Owego, N. Y.. called on several of tho members of his former congregation here yesterday. Mrs. Michael Loftus, of Sweeney street. Is ill. .Miss Annie Lvnott Is seriously 111 at her home on Reynor avenue. James, tho young son of Mr. and Mrs. Morgan Morgans, of Meade ave nue, Is terlously 111 with brain fever. Mr. and Mrs. Truman Guild. who were visiting at the Presbyterian parsonage, have returned to their home in Wal ton. N. Y. Mr. D. H. Jones, of West Market street, has resigned his position with Otto Meyers to become a foreman of the street cleaning department. Mr. J. F. Nlchola, of Pittsburg, called on friends here yesterday. Miss Fannie Eldridge, of Norwich, N. Y.. is a guest of Mr. und Mrs. C T. Bellamy. MINOR NEWS NOTES. Thomas JelTeison lodge will hold nn entertainment and banquet next Wed nesday evening at the rooms. Tho Storrs' Mines Accidental fund will hold a meeting today at the usual place to consider tho "empty keg" question. Convincing Evidence. Friend "That song of yours has become very popular, hasn't it?" Tho Song Writer "Yes; I've heard a number of dcodIo Hwearlug ut It." Puck. GATHERED IN SOUTH SCRANTON LUTHERAN PASTORS BID FARE WELL TO REV. H. F. LISSE. Reception Was Held nt tho Christ Lutheran Church Addresses Wero Made by Several of the Attending Ministers Many Wishes for the Future Success of the Departing Pastor Wero Expressed He Will Freacli His Farewell Sermon To morrow Morning Smaller Notes. Rev. Henry Llsse, tho retiring pas tor of tho Christ Lutheran church on Cedar avenue, was given a formal fare well reception by the Lutheran minis ters association of this city Inst night, at his church. The reception wns at tended by members of tho several Lutheran congregations In tho city. Tho clergymen present were: Rev. Dr. A. L. Rnmer, Rev. W. C, L. Lnuer. Rev. C. G. Spleker, Rev. J. W. Ran dolph nnd Rev. John Kownta. The exercises Incident to the affair were opened with a hymn. Rev. Mr. Randolph made the address of thf evening In German. Ho spoke upon the calling of the Rev. Mr. Llsse to another fold, his work and his Inevit able trials. Feelingly Rev. Randolph referred to the loss the congregation of tho Christ church would sustain. Rev. A. L. Rnmer, Ph. D., followed with nn address In English, and re ferred to the many brilliant achieve ments of the Rev. Mr. Llsse during his present pastorate. Tho church prop erty has been largely Improved, the membership Increased, and tho church debt greatly diminished. The speaker also stated that the Rev. Mr. Llsse was a great organizer, nnd especially among tho voting people. Rev. Mr. Spleker, Rev. Mr. Lnuer and Rev. Mr. Knwnla made brief but interc sling re marks, paying a high tribute to the woith of this departing minister. The church chnlr s-nng several an thems and those present Joined in ths hymns. Rev. Mr. Llsse concluded the set vice and pronounced the benedic tion. He will preach his farewell sermon tomorrow morning, and at the evenlny "crvleo Rev. Jteob Wlttlke, of Bridge port. Conn., will preach. He, and Rev. A. Hori'oith, will be candidates to suc ceed tho Rev. Mr. Llsse, whose curces por will be chosn at a special meet ing to be held aft?r the nltsht service. FUNERAL OF MISS SOHN'S. Fioni her late homo nt .102 Neptune place the funeral of Miss Matildn Pohns was held yrstorday afternoon. The services were In charge of the Rev. E. J. Schmidt, pntor of the Church if Peace. lie preached an eloquent ser mon. The church choir sung three bviniis dining the services, and nt the '(inclusion the onrUjrf moved to the Plttston avenue cemetery, where the remains weie laid to rest. Many l.t.'iiutlful llorul pieces, wero placed upon the casket. Twelve young women acted as llower-btarers. The pallbearers were: William Mail". Charles Schneider, II. C. Samcs. John Baker, John Neher and Fred Gentor. OFFICERS TAKE CHARGE. At the anntl'il meeting of the Star So-lal club held last night ;-t Mlrtr.' hall on Plttton avenue, the olllccrs chosen a month ago, assumed their positions. Thev are: President. Charles Kel lermnn: vice president. M. D'twal; financial secrtiarv, J. Mlrtz: recording secretary, M. .Miller: treasurer, P. Phillips, jr.; trustees, Fred Keller man, Jacob Knestner, and Val. Phil lips. A social session was held after the meeting. Nl'HS OF NEWS. William Bailor, of Birch street, pro prietor of the Phoenix house on Lack awanna avenue, returned yesterday from Sun Antonio, Texas, where he went last year for his health, Edward Rnder. his brother, who accompanied him, has returned also. Sloctim castle. Knights of the Golden Eagle, at the regular meeting Thurs day night, conferred the ilrst, second and third degrees of the order on fix, live and seven candidates respectively. Fred Lowry, of Taylor, was arranged In police court yesterday morning on the chai'Be of drunkennrss. Alderman Lentis lined him ii and then remitted the line upon the promise of Lowry that he stays away from here when on a "tear. ' John Brown, of Prospect avenue, will spend today at Moscow on a lishlng trip. John, the young son of Fred Schnei der, of Plttston av.'iiue, underwent an operation nt tho Lackawanna hospital yesterday. Pea Coal Delivered, SI. 25, to South Side, central city and central Hyde l'ark. Address orders to C. E. Shut key, 1914 Cedar ave. 'Phono CfiSS. DUNMORE. Miss Caroline Conklln, of Scranton, assisted by Misses Emma Bone, plun 1st; Ruby Yost, vocalist, and Muster Oscar Ludwlg, whistler, entertained an enthusiastic audience in the audi torium of tho Methodist Episcopal church Inst evening, which proved to bo a success. Tho affair was con ducted under the auspices of the Ep worth League ami tho following num bers were given: Piano solo, Im promptu In A Hat. Schubert, Miss Em ma Bone; rending. "Blink," Ruth Stuart, Miss Caroline Conklln; whist ling solo. Master Oscar Ludwlg, ac companied on the piano by his sister, Miss Emilia Ludnig: reading, "Tim 099&t9TO9$W9Oe4e3&& ' I r IrMniiM It! f Try GrainOI J Ask you Grocer to-day to show you j apackngoofGItAIN.O, tho new food t drink that takca tho phco of coffee. $ Tho children may drink it without 5 injury os well as tho adult. All who try it, liko it. GIUIN-0 has that 2 rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, g but it is mada from puro Grains, and tho most delicate stomach receives it without distress. J tho price of coffee. 15 cents nud 25 cents per package. Bold by all grocers. Tastes liko Coffee Looks liko Coffee Inuat that jour grocer rItm yon GWAIN-O Accept no Imitation. $$$toe&$M Duffy's Pore Malt Whiskey. , A MEDICINE-A STIMULANT THE ONLYnlClN AL glV' WnlpKty ?tex. &idj&-- ernment as a medicine. By all means try it. DUFFY MALT WHISKEY CO., ROCHESTER, N.Y. THE "LEONARD" CLEANABLE Is a Perfect Refrigerator. Economical of Ice. Eight Walls for Insulation Easy to Clean. Solid Zinc Lining. Made of Ash. Prices Start at $5.50. WE ARE SHOWING TWENTY-EIGHT STYLES Foote & Hears Building, 140 Boys Around the House,' C II. Lewis, Miss Caroline Conklln; reading "Baby and I," Miss Conklln, accompanied by Miss Ruby Yost on the piano; whist ling solo, Muster Oscar Ludwlg, ac companied by Miss Emma Ludwlg on the ilano; reading, "Tom Sawyer's Fence," Mark Twain, Miss Conklln. Sen ices at the 1'resbyterian church, Rev. V. V. nibbons, pasior, for Sun day arc as follows: Morning sermon mbject, "Memory, Oood and Bad," 10.30 a. m.; Sunday school at VI o'clock, noon; Junior Chrlsti'tn Endeavor, 3.30 o'clock; Senior Christian Endeavor, K.30 p. in.; evening, a service of song. Hymns) of Ttust at 7.30. All aro cor uiully Invited to be present. At the Methodist Episcopal church, Rev, A. J. Van Cleft, pasior. Preach ing services at 10.30 a. m, and 7.30 p. in; class meeting, 11.30 a. m.; Sunday fchool, L'.30 p. m. Subject for morning, "Prayer of the Church for Her Minis ters." Subject for tho evening, "Com fort Under Separation." Seats free and all welcome. Edward Finland and Thomas Bran nan were arraigned before Burgess Powell last evening nnd were each lined $3 and costs for being drunk and disorderly. Car No. 310 on the Laurel Hill line jumped the track at t.ie switch on East Drinker street and tore up all the road for quite a distance. A broken flange wns the cause. The funeral of the late Patrick Carey will take place this morning at 9.30 o'clock, A requiem mass will be cele brated in St. Mary's church. Inter ment will be made In St. Mary's ceme tery. All members of the Knights of Honor are requested to meet this evening at 7.30 o'clock sharp at their rooms. STOItYETTES. Two convicts at tho French penal col ony of Cayenne, employed as servants by the governor, got lrae to marry. Tln-y went to the m.iltlo and the lady was asked If she was u splitbtrr or u widow. "Widow," tho said. "Well,'' said the ollleial, "bat I have not the cer tiorate of your Ilrst husband's death." "Really," said tho bride, "I thought it wns nut needed." "Why, it Is an Indis pensable document." The lady smiled and teferred to w recoid of her convic tion. "You will perceive. Fir, that I was sentenced for life for having poisoned my husband." A good story Is told of the Duke of Nor folk apropos of tho women telegraph clerks of EiiRlaud. The duko always makes traveling an occasion of observ ing the woiklng ot rural ortlces and ho noticed with pain that the young lady In charge was very cros and snappish, especially to a poor old woman. When his turn came lie handed In his tele gram signed "Norfolk." The operator threw It back to him. "Put your name," shu snapped. "I have signed it." said the duke. Hut the young person, who seemed to have been Ignorant us well as discourteous, said: "Nonsense! We dou t want the name of a county, we want a man's name. Lurry up!" "I will trouble you for another blank, please," said tho duke, with studious politeness. He filled up the fivsh form as follows: "Perma nent Secretary, 0. I'. O,, London: Clerk nt this oiri'-e exceedingly Insolent to the public. Reprimand severely. Dlscliargo on second complaint. The Postmaster Onernl." "This will go free, as It la cm'1'-" be remarked, as he handed It to uic Kill. Slio reud It through, then turned while and looked teady to faint. Indian Game of Golf. From llic Chicago Inter-Ocean. Arrangements havo Jiwt been completed with a band of fortv Creek Indians to go to Paris In 1900 und give the visitors thero M ehlbltlon of tho toll game, which Is iho most exciting and Hide saino among tho Indian tllbes. Tho Indians aro now en caged In practice nn their reservation near Ktif.iulu, nnd rcportr from there sny thnt a number have been fatally wounded while going through the gnme. Only about twenty Indians are required to play tho guine, but tile icdskins are gong to take iiIour enough extra players to complfto tho scries of llfty games for which they have been engaged. The game Is similar to golf, excepting that it Is much ruder. Tho Indians aro divided on sides, and the scramble commences when tho leader throws a wooden ball Into tho ulr and tho players start ufler It with their sticks, on the end of which tliero Is a little basket. They are sup posed to catch this ball with tlulr sticks lieforo It reaches the ground anil cany It about thrco hundred yards to the goal; then, with ono mighty throw, land It over a high pole, and tho game Is won, This trick Is not so easily accomplished, when the facts aro Drought to mind that twenty other Indians, with heavy clubs, aro pur suing him and attempting to beat him to earth, which Is oftener done than ho es capes. The swiftest runners uro chosen for this game, so thut when thoy oncn get tho ball It can bo carried to the i'oal and tho catno won. In the months of cold and pneumonia the wise man keeps a bottle of Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey When taken according to directions it diffuses warmth and a sense of well-betnp; throughoutthebody,rclicv ingf the chest from soreness, and restoring the throat to its normal condition. It i& the only whiskey recognized by the Gov- -e. Fuller Co. - 142 Washington Ave. AMUSEMENTS. T YCEUM THEATRE, x RUIS & BURUUNDI3R. Less Lessee. 11. R. LONO. Manager Saturday. April 22, Matinee and Evening. The American Rlotrnph, Owned nnd Oper ated by tlie American Mltoncopo Com pany, of New York. Invention of Herman Cnslcr, Beautiful Views of Pope Leo In Ilia Dally Life About tho Vatican (hardens. War View. .Miscellaneous Views Prices for Matinee Children, 3 cents; adults, 50 cents. Evening Regular price. Wednesday, April 26 Por Special TourCherle Prohman Presents MR. HENRY MILLER First time here. In an EUborute Scenic Pro ductlon of Shakespeare's HAHLET. Carefully Selected Cast Complete Scenery and Accessories, PRICKS-23, M. TnTTl.OO, $1.M. Sain of seats on&ns Monday, April 24, at 9 o'clock. A CADEMY OF MUSIC, Jrx- BUROUNDRlt & R13IS. Lesseel II. R. l.ONU. Manazer. & Monday, April 17 The Clever Little Actress In u repsrtolre of popular play. THIS AFTKRXCON TUB CLEMENCEAU tiASK TONIUHT- THE MYSTERIOUS MUR1IER. Dime Matinees Dally, Beginning Tuesday. Evening Prices 10, 20, 30 cents. 3 DAYS ONLY 3 ThuraJay. Friday and Saturday. April 20, 31 and u. i ROSE SYDELL'S London Belles AND KARINA NliXT-John I!, llrennan and J, J. ,Mge UxtravaEima Co. In "McFee's Troubles." Tickets (ree to Housekeepers only. GUt-RNSEY'S HALL, 3M Washington Ay Monday Afternoon, April 24, '99. Ilooi'' open ut 2 o'clock. Coramcuee at 2,il0o'clok, (Staiuliir i Umr. ) Hr. GLI5HA B. WORRELL iPresn from a very snocersf il tour tbroucU New Knglaud.) WILL LbX'TUKK OM DIETETICS. (The adencs of food. ) Notable stage dliplsy of Food Plants and Food Products, obtained, tbrouzh cod teay. from AkckssIc Museum, CambrlJge. it Comimrclsl Museum, I'hdadclphli. Uacli ladv will receive copy of Mr, Wor rell'a laL'H worn on oftba best botk on Pood extant. Apart from lectures It tells iot flltrcoiiH. rt enua frona select lit: of ni. verlloincnts In rcur of bonk in ett the on. tlrocxpeuio making nil absolutely free to hoi nekeepora Mr. orrell'a lecture, Itself, will be entire. ly divorced fromndvertuin. being the tarn in iiny paid lecture, No person admitted without ticket, which may now bo procured at the box office. KATliERINE