THE SCKANTON TIUBUiNE-TIIURSDAV, 3JAKCT1 23, WW. s - 0e ctawton ri6une I'ubllMiNt lull v. Kxrept Smirtnv. hv tlio 1 rlbunr I'ubllihliu Company, nt I'lfty Conti ii Monti. t YotUOIlIco: lfii NnmmiSt., . H. VltUKliANH, fclc Agent for l'orolsn Advertising. imhim Ar-rnp i-oototuck at wiiwtos, I A., AS gFC.ONP-Ct.ASS MAIL MATTLII. TEN PAGES. .SCUANTOX. MA11C11 113. 1S99. Tlio Dnlzel'. scnnlorlal )joom also net-ins lo need mi njipllciitlon of "pir. syl vat I no." Gicetlng the Volunteeis. On mm day of Hip community's for mal wrlronip lo Iti liome-POinliiR cltl- ii "oltllcM tlip people- of Krtnntoii anil t Inity have nun li to be thankful for. I'liey (nn bo thankful Unit tlie-y weio .ilv Hoped to kIw lo tin- M-ivlce of the nation In io-pohm to the iiielelc-nt's nil n Huh a body of volunteers as e-ve-i Mtcppod fiom the walks ol pesicp Into the iwivs, of war The men they save wpip mute than voltinleens ns that term i-- mniuionl)' uxed to ilNtlimuNh tm . lulled snldlcis lioin dilllc-el; thny were the flower of a trained militia, fullv t'iuliM'il and pit parrel, when th(v left s. laiitmi, to enter at onci upon nn nc iie and rlqrorotis c-nmpalKii Til. di Iny.i. the Intenupted liopcw, the 'in may In rump while other lump v-n iniiclilllK to the liont llH"-e weie a pint of the lortune.-i of win, e-MilIeitule-M Ut.nvv not how .iv that thev vvif iIik to no l.illlt of the leRlnient Itself. That organisation. In pet'inine-l and ill.-r iplliu. III eaK(ines for tin pent of dutipT and in patriotic willingness to do unci to dai", ns the peer of any Ii math the llupr. It did with fnitltiiili and patience the duty that was 10 ili'in 1 of It; made inniifully Its iaeted s-.n iltkis to the pc-etllc-ncc-svvliloli swept thioii?h the ill-kept (amps .uiIHcps whiili hip einolled upon the ImpcilMi allr IWi of the nation's patilol-iuailvrs - mil n-ivv, above all cle. the people of thl city and comiiiunlty mav lojolco that 11 Ik home aaln, bionrccl and stunl fiom the lout? exposuip but bin miis; back a name as honoutble and s-l ntlps as It look away, with tlio added cl.it nn which Its patient hoivIco (Stab llshrs Tin iomiiiiinitj' siertinij to thes-e inr-n '-hould be all the moie piitl'itlastlc md em dial in lew of the faet that tie y wimp lenuiipd while in ihe crvl(v t i do the haidesi woik whkU holilic-i-, (an hi asKed to do namely, to sit and wait while otbeis fought. The men on Up III Ins lino had the thousand-told -tlniulus-of the tempestuous excitements f battle to uuiy them along In th pi lfoi mance of dutv and their lioiolsm in maiiv inst mkis was involtmt-iry, al most liv -iciii.il. it was the unlet, Wi aij. ili-cemi.iKeel hen es in (.imp, who did their duty under eeiy conceivable ell-i oiiiapi ment. fighting down the .loom and homefck kius-s and dos-palr .in I sticking to it thiough the sheer Miinglh of their disciplined will who deseie 1 1 diii dKci-rnlng opinion the hmhest and fi.nikeH commendation. All honor, then, to the muc and steady, eoneady, ti tic blue patiiots of the Thirteenth' The effort to woik up anatluiul shl ri oxer the execution of Mrs. place he ems very fortunately to have died u-bornln. Ballot Reform. v A eli eiilar leccntly Issued by the Pennijlvhiila Hallot Kofonn .iM-mln-tlon Inais entertainingly as well as iustnn tlely upon the disability clause In the ptci-ont ballot ael whldi the gislatiuo now In -ot-slon has been uski (I to amend. As showing the c.nc .sniss ,ith which tlio act was drawn It dhects attention to tlio lack of any definition of what was meant b dis ability and (itiotci, tin- clastic Intel pic tatlon of the late Judge "W'iekhain, to wit "A oUv'b disability may lehiilt from ignoiance of the law. Inability to nail or wilte. defecilvc vision, palsy, eci'SHle in i ViHisness, pioduiing ab noiinal self-distrust, or other causes." This catalogue nftauscs with the gen eral addition at the end, might In the astKiallon' opinion be mude to cm biace almost. p-oiythlng. In point of fait tin- mantor has come to this; A man ays thill' he wants a'jslhtance and p gits it. bo t'aeru any apparent (ause Ol lint The ilreular tilso points out that tflcii' was, and .still is, no ptovlslou fur t st,nj. tlio gootl or bad faith of the il. ilui.ition that 1 lt'iisuii of dlMibll it assistaiwo Is ileslicd, and In this ( niiectlon i again iiuotes ltom Judge Wiikhaiii. "I do not think the Miter in ..bilged to .state the uatuie of his disability Tito law confers no jiowci on fintiun ollheih. to forco him to lay bn1 pet haps In the piesencu of k of ling bjstandeis- specillc physical or ni jital Inllrmlfcs which most men, K'i lined by a feeling common to humanity, seek to hid liom oven their i is. st ft lends" Tlio lesult of this, t. duulnr adds, ls to lendet a dee luatiou, tlio truth of which tilde Is i ixldeif no means of testing, a time . ol to make it tlio occasion of a closer -Iulnlon of voting- than was ever i usEiblu under the old law, and to ren (! r llio party woikers more absolute tla.n ever over people, who could innko ncat-Hlghtedness, nei vousnes, or even willful Ignoiunce of the law, a giound of disability. Ii icineiU of these notoious defects the pending Keator ballot bill pro v,de. that "It any voter befoio ieeel ,ns; his ballot declares to the judgo of diction that he uuinot tead it. or that fiom any phskal cause lie Is unable to matk It, the Judge fOmll iciiulie him to make oath or alllimatlon to the fact, suiting it specincally, and shall then Ii unit him to belect one qualUted eke toi uf the election dlstllcl as a help i who shall bo peimltted to enter a .line (ompaitment with him. Tlio sold helper shall (list dec hue, upon ath or alllimatlon, that ho will not .ill. nipt to Influent o the Mite of tlio .i.d oter, but will only glso him the I U ho mil' dohlie, and that ho will not disclose tlio contents ot tlio ballot to uny one excopt when icrpultcd so in do In any legal proceedings." The kill nlso icirulu-a a tecord to bo Kept of the names of the assisted voter and of his helper, and of the cause of tlla ability nltcged, and It leaves no appar ent loophole. With such a law on the statute- books It will bo easy to keep a check on fiaud at the polls If the people don't want fraud. With lefeience to these large combin ations of capital which nro now form ing Attorney Oeneial Griggs says Ills personal judgment is that the danger Is not so much to the community nt largo ns It Is to the people who nro In duced to put their money Into the put -chase of the stink. Ho Is right; yet at tlio mine time there Is danger enough to the communltj to warrant It In tuklnc mensuies tb ptotect Itself. The Remedy for Ttusts, The lecent asset lion by The Tilbuno that one of the (list duties of the Plfty slth congiess would be to giant dls ( letlonaiy power to the piesldeut to a (luce oi suspend the piotectlve tailff on an altlele of genelal necessity whose doniestle pioductlon had passed into the monopolistic conttol of a pilce-ials-lug tiust finds IndoiseniPlit In a high iiuaiter. Aftei noting that the past font ti en months hate witnessed the foiniutlon of no less than M) tiusts with an aggiegate capltallzallon of ocr $.'.000 000 00(1, the Chicago Times-Heiald, cpttaluly good admlnlstiatlon author It j, comments as follows with the em phasis of double leads: "While we do not sluuo In Ihe hys teilinl lew of the tenlblo portent of these aggiegatlons of qapltal as 'de touilng'monsteis 'mninmoth monopol ies' and as 'constituting a monstrous oligarchy or monopol,' we do believe that wliPiovei they stllle competition and enhance pi Ices to the consume! tho should be lcgaideil ns Inimical to public pollcj and should be shown no ini'Hj b (oui ts or leglslatuies. How far a trust or combination whlih idles sold upon the natui.il mid economic loicos of oiganbatlon and capital to Incioasc and cheapen piodm Hon, and which lesults in supplying a bettei ai tlcle at a lowei c ust than could be pio duced under iimipetlthe londltlons, mav be Justified Is u question tin de bating societies. It Is uudoubtedl.V the duty of legislatuies and courts to pio toct society fiom the aggiegatlons of capital which destioy competition in order to enhaiup pi Ices j.-(ir these theie can be no excuse, piotcction or defense. "So wlirn an body dc dales that It Is the duty of the Itepublican party to lepeal ovi'ii piotcctho duly tinder th" shelter of whldi Its benellclailes have organized a tiust oi combination of an sou to advance pikes the idea meets the views of The Times-Heiald to a dot. The put pose of the piotectlve tar iff was to foster Industiles, not to pro tect monopolies Most (eitalnly It should be the duty of congiess, in both blanches of which the Itepublicaiis have a majoiltj, to abolish or suspend the pintcctlve duty on the products of anv industiy which has been organized into a trust and which has atbltiailly raised the prices of such pioduets. Xo nnjicy or consideration should be show n to any omliIii.it iim of capital that takes advantage of a piotectlve tariff to mulet Ameilcau lonstmieis. It should be the first odlce of the Itppub llinn majoiitv In congiess to fice Its skills liom all lesponslbllity lor tiusts which under shelter of the tailff exact high pikes fiom the people. AVheievoi the piotectlve tailff enhances the piice of the pioduets of a tiust to the Ameil- cun consumer It should be reduced or icmoved ontlidy." Legislation of this kind Is the more nccessaiy in view of the iccent state ment by Attornpy ("Jencial Oilggs that the siheinian anti-trust law now on the statute books does not icaeli the niajoi It.v of the gieat trade combinations con icining whldi tlio jieoplo nowadays complain. Mi. (Jilggs' words on this point wcie those: "The Sherman in t does nut give to the J'cil iial couits Juiisdlotkm over any (Ombinatlon constltutlm; a lestiaint and monopolv of tiade, uii1ps- sin h tiade is what is Known as Inter state oi Intel national tiade and com meice. A combination or tiust for the puiposo of maintaining a monopoly in the manufacture of a necessary of life Is not within the scope of the Sherman act and ennnot be suppressed by the Fedcial couits. This was decided In 1S9I. In the case of the United States against the combination of sugar com panies." This being tiuo, it will be come the duty of congiess to discover a means t,, ie-lnfoice the piesont In- sulllcleiit power and authoilty of tlio fedeial government. The lemc-dy sug gested at the beginning of this article is drastic but in a tough way 11 would undoubtedly bo effectual. We shall favoi It until n better one appears. Gent-ial Kagan Is not so bad off after nil. He diaws a. good salary and Is not bothered by lettei .wilteis who deslie buttons fiom his unlloim. The Big Show and the Side Show. The difference In the matter of Jeffer soulan banquets which has iiilsi'n b' tween Mr. Jlijan. of Xebiaska, and Mr. Ilelmont, of Xew Yoik, could gold humoicdly be suggested for nihltr.itiui wu- it not fot the vital pilnclplc.-t In volved; but those luiuclples iptiUe It tiagie The Belmont ,so-(all"d Demo ciats who invited Bryan lo talk to them within a iO-mlnute rule at a $U-u-p!ate llelshazzur least aie- evidently Gold Hugs, bold and baie-laced icD.-esenta- tlves of the Money Power; In shoit, Plutociats of the woist oider. Could tlio ineck and Popullstlo Mi. Bryan do otherwise under these clrcunisitances than to repel their Insulting overtuies with seen n'' .Then thu SO-mlnut'j run, that added insult to lnjuiv. Biyan limit himself to :'0 minutes? As well ask the majestic Mississippi to flop ubout and flow up the hill. The refusal of Mt. Belmont to icoi, nlze Mr. Biyan's light to oucstl-i-i his Democracy Is nn additional evidnico ot her perfidy to the cause. Mr. Br.vr.ri Is cither the boss of the Deinoc -alio menagerlo or ho Is not. If ho Is not, why did Belmont waste a postage stamp on him? If ho is, Is it not tieiii on to question his authority? Uran polled six million and n half votes three yeurs go, u. round million more than any Scmociat before him ever polUd, Thomas Jefferson not excepted. Ho has also made moro speeches than any other Demociat has ever made and he has done mote talking since than any other man In his party or any olhe:' patty. Jefferson In these partic ulars Is not a clrcumslnnce o William Rryan. Uelmont ought to bo ashamed of himself. Title, Uelmont, Crokcr and the other gold bugs cannot be forced to defer to Uryan, but If they don't llko his sty'e they ought to originate one of their own without tiylng to infringe on the Democratic trade mark. Just now the Bryan part ot the menag'lo Is tlio main show and the other Is simply a tuppenny side show. The lielmonts are not Democrats; they have bolle'.l their party nnd now through lliyuu their paity tells them to continue to Hock by themselves. This iny cost the Hrvnii contingent a fo.v u i'.l'on votes, but what aie votes lo vlet'ms of sixteen to one? Xewspaper pot traits of MKs C3aidner, of Texas, the young woman that Col onel lirymt refused to kiss, completely vindicate the champion of fiee silver. Doing Its Work Thoroughly. Says the Chicago Times-Heiald; "There Is no atlempt on the patt of the beef court ot inquiry to conceal Its be lief that most of the charges of General Miles have been specifically proved, and such as have not have had suffic ient foundation to wnniint his making them. As to the manner In which he made the charges public, that Is not within the piovlnce of the board. It Is the wish of th" members, however, that the t'UthJn legaid lo the tiso ot a pre servative other than cold air shall be absolutely pioved or dlspiowl. The packers will be given eveiy opportunity to tell the truth, as will also surgeons and membeis of the regular and volun teer armv." While In Chicago the asset lion set afloat by the yellow Journals thn- Judge Advocate Davis was manifesting par ticular hostility to Miles was answered bv Mr. D."vls In these wonls- "I am not running aiound cnteilng denials, i have not at any time manifested any hostility to iTenpral Miles and do not enteitaln anj hostility to him. I am Judge advocate of this court, and as such have conducted the Investigation as an officer of the couit should, with absolute impartiality to all conivined. ' The progiess of the Inquiry has al le.idy dispelled among thinking men any Impression -which might at Hi st have been i utci tallied that the court was disposed to Indulge in whitewash. It has pioccded with caution and de liberation but Uf woik has ben thor ough. When It lepoits to the president It will have somc'thlng to sav. Its nfmneiS) mo anny ofllcois Ii. good standing, who are just as deeply con cerned as Is General Miles In the army's welfare and who have as little sym pathy as he or any other man can have for the lotten contiactoi or the inttcn staft s.vstem responsible for sending unfit food to the union's dpfpndrts. The weakness i f the- civilian board of investigation was lesqinnMhle for the public prclucllce with which the pies cnt court of Inquiry had to contend at the beginning of Its labois. The backward spiing bus almoin de stiojed hope In the bieast of the laging flood correspondent. People still have to consult the alma nac to be convinced that It Is spring. FUttire DeuelopraenI of Sotith flnwica 1'ioni ihe Xew nk Sim. TtrnOST of the South Ameilcan l states have lite teased their V population several fold since JuLI the.v thiew otf tho Spanish joke. Only in a few states has foi cign Immigiatioti been a eiy inipoit ant factor In the Incieaso, though all the u publics promote Immigiatlon by all means in their power. Bve-n Para gua, which is commonly legaided as the least cnteipilslng among them, pa.vs the passage of lmmlguints fiom Buenos Ayies, and supplies oxen and farming tools, to be paid for In pio duce or labor. All thu republics have vast, unorcuiiled spaces that some day will contribute largely to the national wealth. But at piesont theio aie not enough hands to till the soil or stait the wheels of mnnufactuic. Hven ill Chill, one of the most piospeious states, theie Is no densely piopkd le gion except the piovlncos around Val paraiso and Santiago. If an.v part ot the clvlll.ed woild has reason tu do claie that the human race Is not equit ably and rationally dlstilbuted It is South America. With Buiope over crowded and the United States no long er clamoring for foreign labor, there is no more inviting field than South America, and the coming centuiy is ceitaln to witness such a vast addition to tho pioduclng and consuming ele ments of the continent as to give It a high place In the woild's industry. This fact Is now undoubted, and It atllims tho wisdom of those nations who are now laing broadly the found ations for the futuip development of their commeiclal relations with South America. Only 10,000 foielgneis have made new homes In Colombia, wheie the land now waste would support In comfoit a nun population twenty times as large aR it is today. It is a land not only of tiopical heat, but of rich, pioductive plains thousands of feet above sea lev el, wheie the air 1h biaclng and salu brious. The republic has earned the leputution of protecting the pioporty and tights of foreigners. - There is n German colony In the Cordilk-ia3 of Kcuodor uiounel the sources of the ltlo Toachl, and a few other colonists navo settled In Guayaquil. Beutdor will be moie attractive to foielgners when good highways replace the bridle paths that arc now Impassable for about halt the year Less than 1.000 Huiopenns and Americans aie as jet settled In Bolivia. About one-sixth of the popu latlon of Lima, the capital of Peiti, aio Juiiipeuns. Italians cany on the great er pail of the small retail tiade, while some ot tlio most (imminent wholesale dealeis aie Imgllshmen and Get mans nnd about ii',000 foielgners live In P-'iu. The great need of the (ountiy i labor. Xo country piodutos finer sugtr than her nairow coast stilp, but Iubor In the cane fields Is costly mid Instllelent. The finest patt of tho count iv hti etches i along the uougr wa.uui ot Lb Anuvon on thiyKastern slope of tho Andes, n region of rich soil nnd healthful and temperate climate, where Huropoans arc nblo to engage in Held work. This legion has little development, ns yet. o Major Scar.', In a lecture iK'foro tho American Geographical society, has said that Peru, moio tlmn any other nation, Is cnpvlng our laws and meth oils. Wu have Impoitiint Interests there, for Ameilcan cnpllal Is Invested In the mines, In shipping, In lallroad building and in ngtlculture. The most extensive sugar machinery plant In the world Is at Latilflco, near tho coast, nnd Is tin pioporty ot air American. When the people weio suftoilng from the Chilian InvaUon the pioperty of for elgnus was sacrledly gunrded fiom spoliation, and the poiisid"iablo foreign element In the country testifies to the adequate pictictlon given to foreign Interests. Chill has nown In popula tion moie ltipklly than any other Anil ine legion. Theie aie about 100,000 for eigners In the countiy, but the annual Immigration Is small, though steadily encouinged by tho government A list .stretches of good line! still await the farmer, and considerable colonics. chiefly Germans and Swiss, have set tled In the southern piovlnces. Ot late veins the Italians have headed the list of newcomer.-". The mining Industries of the not Hi and Santiago and other manufacturing nnd tiadlng centres Irtve especially attracted Immlgintlou. o In the next century Atgentlna's giovvth bids fair to bo coinmonsuinU' with her ast resources, and newcomers from over the sen will be a mighty Mo tor In tho lesults achieved. Ah end v theie aie ovii l.OnO.OOO iorolgneis In the republic, a third of whom live In the city of Bui nos Ajies, and the cen sus of IWi showed that the total popu lation ot the state had moie than doubled In twenty-sK jeais, which Is commensurate with our own enoimous glow lb in the most flouilshlng period of Immigiatlon into our coutitij. With Its salubrious climate and fe-iltlo soil Paraguay (aiinot always lemaln stag nant for lndc of labor to tin n Its re souicps to account. Over 30.000.000 peo ple live in Italy, whoso au-a Is about tho same as that o' Paraguay, where scarcely :!00,000 pel sons have their home.-'. It Is .i land that gtows ling llsh vegetables as well as coffee, large" ciops of mel.p and the finest timber, and now that stable government has succeeded th days of i evolution and turmoil the way of the lc-publio to wealth and powei should not be doubt ful. o Ivci since Brazil emancipated her slaves in ISM the labor problem li'is been of the lltst importance, and the government has tried to solve it by piomoting Immigiatlon The dlmato of the southern states of l'atana. Sunt i. Cathailna, ltlo Grande do Sul and Sao Paulo makes them moie sultablu than nnv other p.iit of Bta7.ll fur s'-ttlenient by Buiopeans Heie the most suciess tul ( olonles have In on planted, and Mr. Beaumont, ot tho I.iltish legation at Illo do J.ineiio, who has iceently returned fiom P.uana and Santa C.ith niina, savs that he was much in'ptess ed by their air of piosperltv. About 50,000 Poles. Austrlans and Italians ate settled In th" nlnoty-thice centres of colonization In Paiana. In Santa Cnth arina, Goiinan Inllucnco Is parrmount, nnd tho 60,000 Germans theio e(iort a large amount of produce, chiefly agii cultuial. In Bio Grande do S-ul the foreign colonUts, three yeais ago, nuni bercd IOS.000. and over iiOO.otin Immi grants have cnteli'il Biai-ll since 1-TI Bcttci tiansjioit facilities aie ( Hi of the chief needs of the countiy. Manv ai tides of food now imported milit be piofltablv raised at holm- If iusy pe cos; to maikets weio available. ii The pastoral courvtiv of Uruguay has nttiarted about 100.000 Inimlgrants In eighteen vcais, but labor is still scarce, for ;lth growing population mine lands lit e taken up. Venezuela has u -eently concluded arrangements which, It Is expected, will bring many Italian fatnieis to tliecountiy. The tacts giv en heie are sufllctent to show that the Southein republhs are gnteliiallv gain ing the population whldi they need to Incieaso or develop their prospeiit.v. A study of the piogicss they have alteady made and of the clenients of elevelop ment to bis toitnd In their natural sources of wealth n funds abundant cv I deuce that a splendid futuie Is In more. feu- the t-OUthein (Mil of the Weslcin woild. NEWS AND COMMENT. An nitlile in the April number of (Im pel 's Magazine gives a bint as to whv tlio battleship Ougon has lu.cn able to tiavel 10 lX miles In a jcar without losing a day or a dollar lor icpaiis. It is liom tlio pen ot Bear Admiral Beutdslee and de seillas the final trial test ot thu ship bo luro bet acceptance by the government. A Initial Beaiilsleo wis chltt nt the test b 1xi.it cl ami 111 nuriatlug tin- i ileum stunies ot tie ttlp ho sjvs "As liidlea ttve ot the- ehuiaetcr of tin builder. Mi. living Scott, and ot his wuik, a little Incidc, which I-ok place at ubout 'his Unit- is win tin of incntlou. Tin- sea wan pciuili g ov et the bows In f n e-u masjsoj, mid lushed aft In ilvets, until, stilklng tho foot of the I'm waul timet, It del igid with spiuj every one stntiom d there Mi. Sec.tt was conileu tably seat ed under the leo of the- pilot house, ap parently ns uncancel in d as tliounh ho wero a passenger. He- detained me u mo ment to i hat about.sutuo matter of tilttlug Importances ns I was hurriedly passing him, being up to niv eves In business. Now 1 am a man ol nervous tempei i ment, mil 1 gtew Impatient Thu con stant succession of successes cm ever. trial of tho ship had stior.gly biassed me In In. i favor, and ( dtc-aded that at this crucial lest a join tail might heat, or something e'su go wrong. I was ( -dtLd. nnd Mr. Scott noticed It "'What's your heiry, admlt.tl ' What are ou excited about'." he asked. "Grent heavens, Mr. Scott' I an swered, 'why mo ou not ex"ltcd'.' Tho breaking of a 10-cint bolt may cost ou a hunikid thousand dellais.' "'Yes,' ho answered, 'f fully icallzo It, but It isn't going to bicak, I know them all personally. A Catholic cleigvnniu of Whltostone. X. Y, has iiilsi-d a piotcbt In his congiega Hon against the carelessness ol the joun,' men who come to early miis. with un shaven faces and untidy dress when la'cr In tho elav they aio seen with trousers rienscd with mathematical pteclslon and other Indications ol titte utlou to appear ances and fastidious taste. Mo plainly states that liereuftei thev must como lo church ni laved In their good duthes or elso they need not como al all J lo is suspicious that they do not deslii u kneel In their btst attlte and pioposes to Institute a lefoim In this ho will nav tho corilliil indorsement of the women of the lunil If not ot the melt. 'Ihe blejele has beefi accused of being u-iqioiislhli-for much of the latter ehi cmle'sness of Riinda attiie among lioib stes, hut particulate In the ease of oii"if men who make their wheels the excuse foi a geueial luck of icspect for the elay ,i far as ell ess Is concerned, but It seems that the iiatuia! masculine fondness for going about on nil possible- occiihIoiis In an unconventional and oven work-a-day garb cannot bo eutliely attributed to tho demoralization of blc cling. Jl la ualiaibllt hiiuiiiU'II IbuX lua.rrl.A.1 men havo tho largest share of tho worrits and enres of tho world and that tho sin glo ones mniiago to cscapo rather suc cessfully, but now uud then wo hear ot a single, man who has troubles of his own. Down In Stroudsburg tho Methodist con gregation wants a young clergyman who has bcin acting in tho capacity ot a sup ply. It in a pastorate to which Is at tached what Is commontv understood as J "u married man's talary" and tho bishop oirccting tlio conrercupo fs determined that it married mini must fill that pulpit. The pcoplo Insist that they must havo Iho attractive young man or nobody and there Is. tho dllcitimu. Tho clergvtnan In question has apparently no fixed matri monial intentions and while ho doubtless realizes that ho might find a. wife among Htroudsburg's fair daughters, yet ho feels that to make a choice at this slago of tho gumo would be to pwclpltatn him self from tlio frying pan Into tin) tire. Tho annunl conferenco with thn bishop and bis cnblnet ot presiding elders has never beforo appealed In the light of a matrimonial agency and therefore It Is not sin prising that the joung minister Is puzzled as to what ho should do, iec ngnlzlng, ns ho docs, tho fnct that much of his popularity Is duo to his unmarried state. Governor Stanley, ot Kansas recently rccilveel this note; "Dear Sir I under stand ou said you was going to take a week oft to tear up the big pllo of let ters asking von for Jobs. If everything elso Is gono 1 would like tho Job of tearing up tho letter." ENCOURAGEMENT FOR FARMER, THE The summer wind Is snlffln' round the bloomln' locust trees, And tho clover In the pastur' is a big day lor tlio lices. And thev been a-snlngln' honey, above, bo ml and on tho sl Till thev stutter In their buzzln", and stag ger as they H). They's bepn a heap o' rain, but the sun's out today And the clouds of the wet spell is all cleared away, And the woods Is all the greener, and the grass is greener still; In liny rain ngnln tc-morry, but I doa t think It will. Some av the ciops Is rulnfd, and the coins drovv mud out. And piophasy the wheat will be a failure without doubt; But the kind I'i ov Icloncc that has never failed us jet. Will bo on hands onc't more at the Meventh hour I bet. Does the mceldfr lark rompl tin, as ho swings high and dtv. Through tho waves of the wind and tho blue of the sky'.' Does the quail set up and whistle In a disappointed way, Br hang his head In silence and sorrow all tho eln? Is the chipmuck's hrnlth a failure"' Does he walk, or does be inn? Don't tho liit.zuds ooe around up theie. Just llko they've alius dune? Is tluv uu thing ho matter with the loustei's lungs or voice'.' Ort n mortal bo coniplalnlti', when dumb animals lejoice? I Then let in, one and all, bo contented with our lot; The Juno Is bote this morning nnd tho sun is shining hot. Oh. let us nil our heatts with the glory of the day. And banish ev'iy doubt and care and sor- lovv far awaj ! Wbntever he our station, with Piovl- drnco for guide, Such flim clieumstiinccs ort to make us satisfied, l'or the world Is full of rocs, and the lose s full of clew. And Hie dew Is full uf heavenly love thit drips for me and yon. James Whllconih Riley. and m iriac I.AItGHST ASSOnT.MEVT OP IN Till: CIIY. UANOES PlMIlIbilInig, and Tfleeio! GUHSTER k FORSYTH, 325 and 327 PNN AVENUE; MBfCS es Social obligations lead to the keeping of late hours. Dining is done at a time when the stomach should be at rcs.t, anil the food and drink are of a character so rich that digestive disorders are .sure to follow. A brilliant and fashionable society woman of St. Louis recently said : "In consequence of late hours and late suppers I would often be possessed next day of that 'tired feeling I have read so much about. Because I would not arise until late, my regular exercise was neglected, and I ate irregularly at home alo. Eventually I developed a large sized case of indigestion, and, aside from the suffering it caused me, it ren dered me, with my nervous temperament, exceedingly irritable It was at ray sister's suggestion that I tried Ripans Tabules. but they accom plished all I could have wished ; and now, whenever 1 am feeling badly or have been irregular about my meals, I always take a Kipans and, as a result, I constantly enjoy the best of health." A new l jl Pi krl roBUlntna im urtf tuclm Wi pnprr rxrton (without flirO U nnv for fl al arm dni corfa re iivkctkt. Itilshii. prim wn UtAutKtl fortl. pooi mt tb rrnnomrnj. On., dotrit Til lIvtK-nitcaitAiMllStubslnlntl V) hut ly nudl by wnitttR fortJJ,-bl Cf uu lo Oio HiriNS CnmiClI. CoNrmr. . II t?rne tMt, .lw in-L-oc :uxl crto (tvm iuiuii will koaniit lor flt inu. Odd Lamps Vc have a number that we will close out AT COST This is a chance to crct a good lamp for little moneyi THE CilEiOHS, FERBM, 422 Lackawanna Aveimia LewiSo Reilly ALWAYS BUSY, The march of honest progress will ever in crease; Our Shoes for Spring are FIT lo march the earth Lewis, Mllj & Mvic; 114-11(1 Wyoming Ave. !ZiY.r4zi WRITE !T DOWN Ab jour tu-r-cH hUL.scst-i anvlhiiii? In tho ofllco and sutloneij lino .md when your list 1 1 full bring it to us and wo will mh itlso vou with Ih-- novcltle-e vvo havo re ceived" In up-to-d.cto Miipiillei tor jour of fice. Wp h.no overvthliu in Ihe Iilnuk Hook line Plllns Cabinet- Document Bom ". J'ot.if Si-nlei liox l'lles nnd tho IarK(i-t .isMntmciit ,if Hot Stationery In the fltv Whltlr.K'a AVeilsevvoo 1 Ulue. tho verj latest eolor. In all bUes In stock. Reynolds Bros SrATIONERS .iad UNGKAVCRS, i -Q Wyoming Avenue. bcranton, Pa. book btadtai ni:at. nriiABLi: hook uinuinci is what you hixm.im: ir you li:ai: yoi'u ononit with Tin: TR1UL.NT UlNDUIty. V w jfe'SK I FINLEY Store Wi use Tl pm tarslay 4 fh (d 520 and 512 LACKAWANNA AVENUE o- Tjik JloiiFnx llAr.DWAr.n stohhi Eeameled Ware Is cleanly, looks well, nnd lasts long. It is Economy to purchase these goods and we invite inspection to our carefully selected line. FOOTE & SMIEAt CO. 110 WASHINGTON AVE. The Hunt & Cooeell Coo Heating, Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Electric Light Wiring, Gas 9 and Electric Fixtures, Builders Hardware- 04 LacMwaiEa Avenue HENRY BELIN, JR., General Asent for tho Wyotnlui UUtilcttJ.' iiuroiT Ululnc, llliistliiR.Hportlni, HmoUiH una tho Itopiumo UUsmtaa. mm EXPLosiviss bufety I line. t'H and i:plodort fluom nil Connoll Uallclin;. ticruutou. AUU.NOIUi. thos ronn. rituto J011NH.SMniIJ:d'JN nymoutlt W. K, MULLIUAN. Wllkcs-UArr J A V VUVVJ J) NMHL POwBEBo ' f i '