THE SUKAiNTON TRIBUNE-SATURDAY, MARCH 18, 1899. l)e crcmfon CriBunc Ptililtaheil lUlly. KtPupt 'tiinclir. bt; irltmnMMbliiUiin: Cump'iuy, nt Fifty U Ilm ueiu n Month. hew YorkORIcB- 1 Ml Mnuu ! H. H VKKKIANU o!n RCtU for I'oretRii Ailvorllslu?. M ritJ-n attiik rosTOit'icit at scuntom, PA., AH BIM 0.VIVCI.AS1 JtAIT, M ATTCIt. TWELVE PAGES. SCKANTON. MARCH 18. 1S9J. Governor KootPVf It "tlclres pin tlc-u-lnily" that the- "Kolumn :iml painful ait of Justice-" nhout to lie perform vl in '?In? SltiK pi Iron by the -'f-cutlon or Stri. 1'lacc "riiall nut lc Hindu nn excit"" for thai species of IiWpous sen yatlnnuU'm which Is limit' ilcTorallr. Hip thni nnythlng Hi-c to the publl iTiind": nccnnllnp.lv none- of thr yrllow Journals wOl be piioni.'(l cave li the ncr-rorllieci aint of the Associated I'rop. Tho RCVPiiiov la n man nftor dt(pnty' own lieai t. The Liconse Court. 'Hip IIivuhp point .is coticluoteil In Ln.l..iv.umn county In tins ircirit jci.i of :;race will at s-onit future time lip nn IntprpsHnR subjtct of stiicl;; to tnM .iiiiliiunrl.m. If he hnll till: the Vain li consult the law Rovcrnlnr: Us' ilHli'Pintlni.H he will find that to the Jmliios w.'i left l.iruf (llhcu-tlon upon tli- liPlU'f ihitl In thi'lr hands. Iett"t Hum In nnv nilum. inlfiht hafoly l)p Wt th" 5U!iidIaiihlp of tht public w pi rn : hill If lio sluill lonlc tivtr till? In (llvMuul iii1"" ju'i'Pd on l'v thorn In will find lnMiincfs of the nltorn.it srtintlna und dinlul of llocii'-ps for II UUT snlooiiM situated within n .'tone's th'ow fmni pIuiu'Ii tloois and schools foi ihp ,iim, other Inxtanc-fs of tne emitting of Hpoiiips to men rlrarly shown by rf puLihlf pvldoin-p to ha' Iip-mi per-lBlont ylolntof of the In.'.. Mill olhei tnitanc- ol the s;iuiitln of licences' for localities already abtiit dml'y mil tilled, nnd, wniat of all, tin. niidis.ttnl.ietl present in open -oinp-ti-t'-n with llcenpil tlealnts of dealeis who nial- their dollant boast that the raying of luiiidi'PclH or dnllam for an annual lln-ii"' b shrer ?tr a variance. In leclthif ihrSH Cuinl'iar ttlltb v.e .'.i tint 'vlnli to r. licet haishly upon the i ait. The court Is the victim of v. i II l lined limitation. Its Inxtlnct donbt V - : for tirm and Judicious tnirduel of thc-p iiitit tots; but It Is iiowprlc-s in faeo i,f a :ml)lic opinion or a public IndlffertiiPi . tilth niaKii It ru.iotlcally lnipot-Mule to pet ii constable to icport oi a juiy to convict for a violation of Hie liquor lave and which does not jiirmlt the election of n Judge we under clicuni'-tances fatal to abso lute Independence. We may as well he frank about the-e mat tci!. 'I'h- iuIp of the majoilty N ac curately reflected undn cxlmlng institution!-. Censure of Individuals simply s-ciatch-fi the s-urface. The majority of the oliiH 'if this county evidently do not want a diff-ient conttol of the liriuor 1 radio fiom what tluj ate re i elvlnir nt this time; or If they want It they do not want It earnestly oiioukIi to to to th trouble of pettliifr M. Taxes are lucrc-ains; and the gieat fcudeis of the Increase are the speak-eaoyaml the hiw-bie.iltlllt; lloell'-Pil denlei . but the majority prefer lo pay t licit poil money and let thlncs drift. The tepott I ft again mucin that Set -rttaiy of War Alper Is laving plans to succeed Senator Mi Mlllan in the Tnlted Stales senat . If Michigan ap pi nves of this arrnngemi nt we see no insurmountable icason lor uailu iii ob Jectlou. Invito the Whole Cabinet. Tlu proposition to Invite to tills tilv on Sept, 4 not, the tiny for Hi- aseiii binge in Si ronton ol the National As foliation nt I.ettPt Carilers. the intsl thnt of thi t'nlted State and the post in iMer jjpr.eial Is a moM apiuoprlato one but It mlsht lip pinpoilv :im. tided tu Include the whole rahlmt We be lieve it would be safe to giriianlee that If incident and cabinet --hall come th v will never leret It. In this lonuectlon it Is intensely giat Ifylng to uli.iene Hie spirit ot liber alit in which the tltbens of Seianton mt lespondliig to the cj'll for ttntrl butlons foi the jiavmeiit of the ex penses of the latlei farriers' ict-cptlon f-nd eittertaimuent. The fund i bv no ni'ans complete as .vet but it Is crow ing steadily and b mon of our cltl ?. ns come tti lentn what Ii toy and wliur"in th- eiiv at lar?e will l. b-ne-tit d by the display of proper hopital liv to the liostmen ot Hie counliy the growth will undoubtedly contlnur.. In Seidembc r Scranton will he in at- tra-tlve gaib. teniiieraturo and weuthet i mdltlons will he Inviting and thete v.'ll he notliinr to pit vent our dis tinguished vlsltors-to.be fiom having a tip top time. It is slriecvely m ho hoped that tim pr-sldPiit of the l'nlted Slatps can ee his way clear to form one of their numbet It is plunsins to note thai Hon. Jos eph Chnate has not disappointed the Kngllfh cousins who vvyie. prepared to IhiisIi at his wit. Tho Perils of Literature, fiftwren having something to do with bad beet and the writing of books the prominent American army otllcers con netted with th lite war seem det uned to more effectually destroy themsclvoa than there was nny proba bility of doing through tho medium of a f.hell or a Mauser built t. General IVnealer up to tho date of tho issue or his book "The Santiago Campaign" promised to como through the aftr pnit of the late unpleasantness with considerable, glory and little blame, but that book seul s the matter dlli'c-1 tru ly. He Is finding the critics to be more dangerous than Spaniards or a beef Investigating committee. They say a number of unpleasant things about tho soldier-author, the mildust of which Is that the work In question is full or 'n jiccuracies. In fact, they rather plain ly Intimate that ho hasn't told tho truth to any material degreo through out its entire langth. Then they ahio assert that it reads like a deliberate effort to built tin the offorta of a mini- --rof the other uuiccis, Including Gen - oral l.avvlon. In older to rIvo undue prominence to his own sharu of the campaign. They acetiKn him of taking the credit for hendliiK on tho tiropo.sl tlon to retreat when mich n iropol lion was dlMtibFcd at the famous meet Intr, while army men deelaro that Oen etal Wheeler favotod ietre.it until he found hlmielf far In the minority. He Is also charged with endeavoring to assume the glory of eommumllnc at Snn .luan July 1. when the fact was Hint he was too 111 to tako his com mand, which was kIvbu over to General funnier. To .utn ui the whole mat ter, tho somewhat equivocal apology Is offeted by several critics who have read the book that It was not written by Oeneiul Wheeler, hut by some over zealous secretary, as so true a gentle man and noble a soldier could never have made tho mls-slatements abound Intj !n I ho book, neither could he be capable of mich unfair tiratment of a brother oiliest'. Whlchovor vlotv Is the tiup one, It Is evident that the great ho.sto to rush Into ptlnt which Is evin ced by ko many otllcers In the Cuban war will "piucely add to the fame of 80Vtnl of thee Renllenien. At the same time wo .pin out faith to .loe Wheelei, lu spite of the literary f rltles--. IJev. f'aj AIIUh asserts that "war Is n lemmtnt of the barbaric aReb.,' It now only tfmalns for liev, -Mi. Mills to hulk-ate whether It Is the expansion ists or null h who ate to blame. Reaching After Revenue. fader this heading the Harrlsburg eoriesiKindent of the Philadelphia Led fjer summntlzed briefly a seiles of bills introduced recently Into the state leg Islatute by nepiesentatlve llosack of Allegheny One of Hip bills piovldes Tor the tals ing of it venue tot stnte purposes by imiio'-liiR upon certain fotcign corpota tlons, limited corporations and joint stock associations a. ta of onc-thltd of I per cent, upon the capital stock In ested In Pennsylvaula. This bill Is designed to raise it lax upon foreign eoi potations that go Into other status to obtain their chatters. "IJy fo do ing." Hip r.dser correspondent asserts, "the stnte has lost an Immense amount of revenue In I he last few years. It Is haid lo tell what amount this bill will luoduce. but. basing it on the number of foielgn corpm.itlons which have come within its pi minions within the la-t two yeais, it probably would raise r.Ul,U'V Another bill piovldes that mnnufacttulng , orporallons -hall pay , a tax of 1 mill upon their capltnl stock Hv this bill artificial gas companies arc included. It is estimated that this bill would produce nt least $2."iii.OOO per an num. These corporations have hereto foio been exempt. Sllll anolher bill Intioduced by Mr. Ho-ack provides i that toiporations iiing bonds shall pj a bonus of one-third of 1 per cent, on all bonds. As there Is no way to tax bonds ol eoipuratlons which are Issued in this state by non-resident", tills act will tax these bonds In the first intaiu e " mills. The Ledger cor respondeni says the amount of revenue tills bill will produce is somewhat Indefinite, but mlsht reach J'jOO.OOO. The-- measuics, in addition to a more equitable assessment of mercantile taxea by means of which tlwOO.OOO of more i -venue would result, form one tarcfully matured programme for pay ing off the state's floating Indebted ness. The most objectionable feature in this pioRramme is the proposition to im pose taxation on Hie capital stock of manufacturing corporations. The manufacturers of Pennsylvania as a body tlo more for and receive less from the public than any other tlas of men engaged in commciee. Tlicj suffer more seveiely than any other class from the Inevitable fluctuations of business; they are just emerging into pioop-iity after an unexampled period of tlepiesslon during which many of th-in bail all they could tlo to keep out of the sherifl'.s clutches: and It would bo most Inoxpf dlont save under un avoidable necessity to place, upon them at this time a burden of legislation when they have by no means succeed ed yet In disposing or the burdens ac cumulated In consequence of th- long peiiod of dull times. The necessity for mem lev emie Is admitted, but not tho necessity for Retting It at the cost of the commonwealth's greatest Industry. We do not believe that In proposing tins tax Representative llosack is In at cowl with the governor or with a mnjotltv opinion In the legislature. Tho governor has proposed as his first recipe for more revenue the retention by the state of the peisonal pioperty tax now i (.'turned to the counties; and while this is not a pleasant medicine to take It is cerialiil.v pieferable to any dos- which would suspend or cilpplo established manufacturing industries or discourage Hi- organization of new ones. We In Scranton nie having just now an illus tration of the hesitancy with which fi-e capital considers good olfeis of industrial investment; and if a state tax Is to be put on top tif the other ob stables In the way of new manufactur ing enterprises we fear le.st the promo tion of diversified Industtles may come to a d-ad halt rivve.v's day on the flist of May v. Ill be liable to aiousp the Binlng poets. Rivals. Yet Tviends. Tin Hist speech In i:igland ef Jos ph II. Choate In his official capacity as Aiiiciican ambassador, although veiy nieagt'iiy reported by cable, pieseiiled one phasii of opinion which Is desen al ly uttiactlng the attention of thought ful men in both England and America. Ha had spoken lu most appreciative terms of the remarkable cordiality of tin Hrltlsh reception, which had dis covered to him "tho open door." but growing sellout, he said: "I beg that you will not mistake m meaning, 1 dn not believe that, although friends, vve shall ever cease to be livahi. In tho futuio, a,s In the past, wo on our sidn und you on yours will still press every advantage, that can fairly be taken, but it shnll be a gcnerouH and lojal rivalry, and all questions, disputes and controversies nrlslng shall be settled by peaceful means, by negotiations, by ar bitration, by any and evuiy posslblo uiitans oxcept war." Uofoirlng to this hrepresilblo ilvalry 1 tho Westminster Gazette says with timeliness: "We shall be all the better friends If this warning Is Kept In mind. The real dariRor of the situation Is that Its .sentimental aspect may be so stioncly Insisted upon that when dlf ftrences on material points arise ther may be an Inevitable reliction." And this Is tiue. The reason for nmltv In the International relations of the two countrle nro numerous and Indisput able; the icasons why between Indi vidual I.ngllshmcu and Americans of Intelligence nnd good behavior an In stinctive feeling of cordiality should ex ist ate tqttally abundant. The preserva tion of this moral alliance Is csscntlnl to mutual pi ogress and to the develop ment of the best results lu the wotld's civilization. Yet, at the same time, as our London contempoiury points out, Kugland nnd America within certain limits must al ways be- toinpctltois, each In honor hound to nut selfish interests first. England, for Instance, has a large trado alt ends established In South America. She got It by going for it first while we were attending to Internal affahs. A Mt. Choate Is repieentrd to have said, our cat den is now made and we aiv free to look around for outside op portunities, among which none are more likely to command our earlv ac tivity than the opportunity -which awaits us in the commetcc of the South American republics. No one who has studied tho situation can doubt Hint when the Americans really go for this commerce they will get a libeial part of It. It may take time; It may necessi tate the construction of an iutcrconlln tnal railroad, not to speak of the dig ging of an trans-isthmian canal, but eventually the coveted markets will be come ouis, for the reason that they lie.nattuallv within our "sphcie of In tluence"; for the reason Hint the trend of political developments Is toward a closer unification of the peoples and intuicsts of tho western hemisphere; and for the reason, above nil, that our artisans can make and our salesmen sell, whpn once they get down to It, the best coods for the money to be found anywhere, while human natute will tlo the lest. In South Ameiica. thereforp, we may exueet to run counter to Hip Hrltlsh. So it will be In greater or less degree in China, In Japan, even In Hngland's own Australasian und South African possessions, and in fact wherever the two flags float over ships enRased In a competitive commerce. Though we now Inplc Hiorplmnr slilnq tri fntrnrlnrn mir wheie n mnny ,,,. we , American qoods, these, too, will come and the ilvalry will be watmly pressed along every line of contact. But, as Mr. Choate says, it need not be an un fair or a churlish rivalry; it should ! be and public opinion In both countries should see that it shall be a "generous and loyal" ilvalry, seeking only a free Hold nnd a fair chance. In this way tlie peace -an be kept and the onward march of: tho world's development made to time itself unfalteringly to Anglo American Joint leadership. Tlie weather 'bureau is ceitulnlv not as gieat a success, according to the New York standpoint, as it wus under the direction of Farmer Dunn. In nine successive dajs It is stated that four Hat contradictions, two partial fulfill ments and three reasonably accurate "guesses" weie recently chronicled. De Voe and Pi ofessor Coles could scarcely do worse. In the past fortnight yester day's weather was about the only sort .successfully foietold. 9H11, this Is March. Albert August Rceker, the confessed wife-murderer of Chicago. Is evidently in the preliminaries of the insanity dodge. The best euro for a derange ment like that of liocker Is found In a properly adjusted rope. Secictaij Alger has brought suit to lecover $130,0(H which he paid for land In Tennessee, claiming that he has bepn Imposed upon. It Is to be hoped that Miles can piovc an alibi. . . - Asulnaldo's cmpiie appeals to be on its last pair of stilts. THE HIGHEST POINT. From the Lebanon Kcpoit. There has been col sldcrablo contro versy recently In the ntvvspapers as to tho txact locntlcn ol the highest point in the state. Momoe county claims It, but Civil Engine r Halm, of Phllllpsburg, Totter county, placf s the elevation on the summit of Tyronv ar.d Clcirlleld railroad at 2,700 feet, and a still higher point, 3CKW feet, at thojnteibection of Somerset, ned ford and Cambria counties. Acroidlng to the lat geological report of the state, Piosprct Hill, McKe-an count1, , llireo milts cast of Smlthpcrt, Is the highest point lu Pennsylvania, some C.Ai feet. However, Potter soais the highest of all other counties. SURPRISING, From the Wllkcs-Barre licroid. Lackawanna county It- to have some more contested elections and the taxpav trs uro shivering nt another propectlcve bill of costs. It is said that slnct, Lack.u t anna county was erected the aggregate costs of contested elections foot up p. (MO. No other county In tho slate nas Lecn cursed ns has Lackawanna by clec tion contests, ami It Is surprising that the people submit as they do. THE REGULAR. Ho tan bring a redskin down at half a mile; He's at home In North Dakota or tho tropics; Put he's got a lot o' stlc. Put he's got a, ot o' style. And tho things constrain' flghlin' he has madei his dally topics. An' he's olf lo Manila, where tiro rill- idno's bhootlu'; Ik's off to Manila where the Pillplno's skootln'i Don't you hear tho band n-plaln', An' tho army anes bralu', Per the icg'ler nrmy Hooper that's a rui bin' to tho fiay? Ho winr nciver known to unnflsh on a fight; There'a red, white an' bluo In lihn, but nary .vcller. Ho has stood a thuiul'rpn sight, An' caino up a-smllln' blight, An" ho ain't a-gnln' to lay down now fei any Malty feller. Voi" hei'i off to Manila, whore tho signal's up for trouble; He's oft to Manila, with hit bah Us all n-bubble! Hln Krug-Jorgeusen ndilrcsslu'. "Here's a lesson and a bltssln' Prom the reg'ler army Uoopr who's n-iusdiln' to tho fray." -The North Amriicun. Maximo Gomezfl Man of Mystery. From th Uuftalo Express fj S WAS anticipated, the Cuban A people are rallying to the up jp Port of C1en. Oomez as against u u the Military Assembly. This Is encouraging lu i?ovetal ways, flomez nt present represents acquiescence In tho policy of the 1'nlted States. His deposition by the nrmy oillccrs has lent a sort of enlhuslusm to tho American policy, where before there was only tolcrntlon or open opposition. Moi cl over, the attack upon him gives the Impulsive Cubans something else to think of besides the course of the Americana. As the supporter of their chief hero ngalnst his rebellious olll cero, the United States has a better standing with them thnn as the power that enforces older among a people with whom order has never been over popular. The quairel among the Cu bans, furtheimore, furnishes a Justin cation for the continued piesence or the United States aimj" in the island, which many Cubans had been disposed hitherto to deny, Ootnez's bearing nt this time is such as to impress Ameri cans greatly in his favor. The senti ments which he expi esses In rcgnrd to his own courso and his hopes for the future of Cuba could hardly be better chosen. o -There Is ptcibablj no man of the time of whom so much has b"en written and so little Is known as Maximo Gomez. He Is a citizen of San Domingo. He fought in the Ten Years War. He has been I ho commander-in-chief of the Cubans during their last Insurrec tion. ' These, statements practically give the sum of public; knowledge In the United States about him. No cor respondent has tnken the trouble to visit his San Domingan home and des scrlbe It. Whether this Is a place or a hovel, whether Gomez Is n man of wealth or a poor peasant, whether he possesses education and culture, like Marti and Gatela, or is nn Ignorant backwoodsman, w helher he is gener ous or penurious, his ancestiy and an tecedents all these are points which at yet to be learned. It Is even a mat ter open lo debate whether he Is really a skillful and brave soldier In the kind of guerrilla waifare he has conducted. The accounts of his opeiations furnish abundant aigutncnt either wn, though according to American military -itand-artls, the weight of opinion would be that he has shown genius pilncipally for hiding and pillaging and that the only real fighter among the Cubans perished when Antonio Maeeo Ml, An Interesting description of his per sonal appearance was written by Gcoigo Hronson Hen, n coi respondent who visited him heroic the United States enteied into the war with Spain. Mr. Itea wrote: "All my pre conceived ideas of the man were shat tered at a glanc, for. Instead of the martial-looking old gentleman, whose bearing conveyed the idea of a thor ough soldier, I found a chocolate-colored, witheied old man, who gave one tho Idea of a lesurrceted Egyptian mummy, with the face lighted up by a pair of bluni, cold, expressionless eyes, that at times glowed like two red coals of lire, especially when In rage or passion." The contradiction in this description which makes blurry, ex pressionless eyes glow like red coals of fire is at once arpaient, and Ibis contradiction is typical of all that has been wiltten about him. Apparently. Gomez Is a man of contradictions o Ilea's expei lence with Gomez was not very happy, the old man having once threatened to shoot the correspondent, so his statements must, he accepted guardedly. His account of ,i conver sation with Gomez represents the Cu ban leader as sajlng that he rcgaidetl Bolivar and Juarez as the two gtealcst generals that the Western continent has produced and that he gave third place to a San Domingan whose name He could not even remember. It would apiienr that Gomez was veiy familiar with the lives of these Spanish-American revolutionists, being able to des cilbe in detail their campaigns, with the elates of the various skirmishes they fought, etc,, but that he was about as ignorant of the famous mili tary men and operations of tho United States, as tho ordinary citizen of this country Is of Gomez's Spanish-Ameii-can heroes. Yet, oven this unfriendiv writer coultl not avoid exhibiting a really lino side of Guincz, ns when he described the capture of a Spanish ma jor. The prisoner was trembling with fear, expecting to be bunged Immed iately. Gomez looked at him with contempt as he delivered his sword to a soldier, and said: "We don't 1:111 Pilsoners. Co and tell Weyler anl Mai In how Gomez has given ou your freedom, while all our poor follows captuietl by the likes of you ire exe cuted." Tho officer extended his hand to Gomez to thank hlnr for this unex pected clemency, but the old chieftain replied "No; I will not shake hands with you under these circumstances If you wish to have that honor, como to me on the field of battle." That was a speech worthy of a Cyrano de Uer gcrac, and perhaps Gomez is a sort of shriveled Cuban embodiment of M. Rostand's hero, without the nose. We shall learn more about him If lie lives till tho Cuban question is settled, and he is certainly a man whoso character will bo well worth studying. ERRORS OF PASSION. Prom the Philadelphia Tlmw. The Independents and Democrats ot thu house who took Issuo with Speaker Parr because ho adjourned the body under the rule re-quiring tho hoii'o to adjourn at 11 o'clock on Fridays, havo pulled ilicra selvcs together and confessed their blun der by amending the lulu to make no hour lor adjourr.nicnt on FrU!as, thus leaving the houso to adjourn at will. In tho Inflamed passions of that tonilict in opposition to the speaker they permitted themselves to bo placed lu a faUo position on two questloi.s. directly affecting the dignity and character of the body. Tho tltst was tho oiganlzatlon of the ramp houso that Mr. Ullss, the chosen rfpenitt-r. was compelled to confess was not the reg ulurly organized house nnd thcrefoie not capable of any legislative action. In iho wild temper of the moment the stenog rapher ot the house, was directed to rt port tho proceedings of tho mass mentlng as tho proceedings of tho regular legls. laturc. and they were i-o repotted and printed In tho Legislative Hecntif. Tho ot llcers of the house directly responsible for what Is published III the Record, or. dercd the edition tmppicsHcd containing tho report of the distempered mass meet ing as Iho proceedings of the house, and against this act of tustlce to the loslnla tmo a number of hlgh-Mcleeis among tin Independents havo made violent protest. o The house has i-et Itself light and sus. tatnod Speaker 1 air in enforcing the ruin relating to adjournment on PiUlajs bv unanimously amending tho rule, and It should bo cjultii ns frank and just to l,.iir by excluding from tho Record evoin. ng but tho proper leglslntlve nioeectllngs. Tho liouso could order tho proceedings of Hip meetings over which Mr. Ullss pro shied to bo published in tho itecord, ns It at tlmos orders bills, leports, etc., to be printed for public Information, tint until tho house shnll by a resolution order the publication of thoso proceedings In the Itecord, they have no moro right there than would a. report of tho proceedings of the Quay caucus held In tho Supremo court room or the proceedings ot an antl Quay meeting In Lnncastcr. o Leglslntorssliouldevrr bear In mind that the legislature Is a body governed by law nnd it should especially exhibit Itself as an exemplar of obedience to law. The fnct that on tho various factional Iftatcs which hnve. arisen, members havo usual ly divided solely according to their fac tional lines regardless of rlnht or wrong, has done much to weakrn popular respect for our present legislators. When the speakerand other officers of the house are right, thero should be. manliness enough In the body to defend them, ana wlun they nro wrong thero should bo manliness enough to condemn them. The legisla ture Is not tho field of battle for con stabulary honors, but it Is expected to be a dignified, Impaitlal nnd honest rcpresen. tatlve of tho peoplo as tho law-making power of tho stpte. ONLY IN PUN. Exile Necessary, Doctor Your husband muat havo com plete rest. ' Wife I know It. 1 talk to him seven or eight hours every tiny so as to keep his mind off of business. Doctor On second thought, madam, I conclude that tho one chance for your husbund ! to take him to the hospital, with instructions that no one but tho trained nursp nnd myself bo udmlttcd, Detroit Freo Press. Palry Tales. Children Oh, papa, do tell t:a a story, a leal made-up onp, you know. rather Hut, bless jiou, my dears, I can't make up storlesl The mother What about thoso cxpla. nations you have given mc about being detained so late by business and at the c'ub. J tub Her Little Scheme. He stood upon his feet; The trolley car was packed, Slnco she had got his scat He stood upon his feet. She'd worked a scheme quite neat, His notlco to attract. She stood upon ills feet; Tho trolley car wns packed. Catholic Standard and Times. Resolution. "He didn't get the better of me. ' tri umphantly rcmaiked the man whose coat-sleeves aic ahv.ijs too shott "You mean the book ugent who just lcfiv ' "Yes. i stood firm, didn't I?" "Absolutely." "I tell jou, it was hard work, fnr ho Is a mighty ptrhuasive man. And betides, 1 wanted thoio hooks the worst kind and I'm going to get them next week I".l have to pay seveial dollars more than he asked Put I was bound he shouldn't get the best of me,' Washington Star. Sweetness Long Drawn Out. .Met hen You know, it Is ultia fashion able to bid one's guests adieu in tho par lor, and not proceed to the hall. Mr. Huggarel (promptly) Well, sup pose wo sa good bv In the pallor, and in the hall, loo? Puck. Subtleties. Intercourse with Christiana had given the savag a tasto not onlv for rum but for dialect subtleties as well. "I spare your life," he said to the cap tive. "Thank you," tho captive replied, not foi getting his manncrr. "So you owe mo your life, don't you?" asked the savage. "Oh. yes,' said the captiv-p. "Well, then, ir I take your life, I won't be stealing, will T," exclaimed the savage. It was dear this benighted person took .v truly civilized delight In buncoing hln ethical sensibilities for tho benefit of his propensity s. Detroit Journal. and raace; LARGEST ASSORTMENT OP UANGE-I IN THE CITY. PlMmMimg and Ttaelog GUKSTER & FORSYTE, 325 and 327 PENN AVENUE: L "Hi Iffiffif iP1" It was not until about noon that Pretonius finally awoke. He felt greatly fatigued, as usual. The evening before he had been with Nero at a feast, which had continued late into the night. For some time past his health had not been good. He said of himself that he felt like a log of wood in the mornings, and barely had sufficient strength to collect h" thoughts. Quo Vadis pjxniss faragraph. ' Had Ripans Tabules been invented then one wouk have done Pretonius good had he swallowed it at thj moment he awoke. Had he taken one at the moment of retiring his condition when he awoke would not have been so lamentable. R-LP-A-N-S banish pain; prolong life; one gives relief. A nfw itjl racket cuBttinint; tu KinsTiut.!i lo a rPrr rartnn (without crlus) U row lor ioJo&r.an dreg .tor nmriTK am TUi low-jirujfttl ort It tnuii(ll cir ti ior ami too t'uaonilel. om (letett nt tho ATfcf nt otrtnr Mui MUialt) ro bo bo4 b; luall !7 Modinit farty rlgM rvntl to the liiraNS Cuvhicai. tmwT. .. i hi .8trvt. Now Yorkor a rinrlo carton urn tipuie.) wUll.mt forflio int. itirag xitvtxA Eoa7 alao to 4 ot frooor. gtncraT i lorefcot perr, Dtwi cacato bnd at Liquor itorci aau bartx r tliopa. Odd Lamp Wc have a number that we will close out AT COST Tiiis is a cliauce to get a good lamp for little inoaey. TIE CL1EIMS, FE1RIEE, AIXEY CO. 4'21 Lackawanna Arenu Lwis9 Reilly c& Oav5es ALWAYS BUSY. The march of honest progress will ever in crease: Our Shoes 'lor Spring are F I T to march the earth lis, MVij & Mvles, 1 14-1 16 Wyoming Ave. -- j iae!M7 -3 WR1TB IT DOWN, As jour neds supgesti nnj thing In tho ofllco nnd st.itioneiy lino and when ;.nur list is full bring It lo us and we will sui prlse you with the novelties wc hao re celved in up-to-date supplies for Mitir of fice. We have everything In Hie Iilank Hook line, Filing Cabinets. Document Boxes. Postal Scales, l'ox Piles and tho largct assortment of Itnx Stationery in the City. Whiting's Wedgewood nine, tho t cry latest color, in all sizes In stock. Reynolds Bros STATIONERS and KXGRAVERS. 139 Wyoming Avenue. Scranton, Pa. book btadtai NEAT. DURAUI.E ROOK BINDING IS WHAT YOU RECEIVE IF YOU LEAVE YOl'It ORDER WITH THE TRIBUNE P.1NDEKY. Wis FINIEY tafanits9 and Ch5Idremi9s Departmeet Our Spring Opening of rTT a m ..11(111 It lOp M(ul and I '4 Takes place this week, com mencing on Monday, and wc invite every interested party to attend the of this particular line of goods ever placed on sale by us. The daintiest things im aginable are here for your in spection in Silk, Silk Mull, Chiffon, Straw, Lawn, Eta, aud in prices ranging from 25c to $12.00 each. Our line of Iifaifs' tag Cloaks Is not surpassed by any es tablishment and comorises garments in Silk, Cashmere and Bedford Cord, aud the prices range from $2.00 to $15.00. In Iufauts' Long aud Short Nainsook and Fine Lawn Dresses we carry a very ex tensive assortment. New line of Babies' Fine Flannel aud Knit Sacques aud Jackets, Knit Bootees, Etc., Etc. in fact, every perquisite that a "Baby De partment" is expected tq supply and all at popular prices, 510 and 512 LACKAWANNA AVENUE - The Modern Hardware; Store; Emicameled Ware Is cleanly, looks well, and lasts long. It Is Economy to purchase these goods and we invite inspection to our carefully selected line. FOOTE k SIIiEAK CO, 110 WASHINGTON AVU S- The Hyot & ConeeH Co Heating, Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Electric Light Wiring, Gas and Electric Fixtures, Builders Hardware; i34 Lackawanna Avenue HENRY BEL1N, JR., Ctuerul Agent Tor tbs Wyomlaj District '.. I U Vi UU L2L3UUU Alinlug, Illattlng, Sporting, timoUttall iiud (Lie itepaunri Oriemlirai Cumpuuy 4 HIGH EX1PL0STOS. fcafety l'uf, Cup nud Kxploiltct. Kooui 401 Coiinell llulldluj. tJcruutox AUKNCIUI, rno". norm JO!IN!).BM!Tll.liO.S W.K MULLIGAN rittf Fiyuioiitii WllUej-Uarri ps MSMITPI MWira S ,!?. -jjuaM.v,u..