THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-TUESDAY, MABCH 14, 1899. I'liblKhod Dnlly, Ktcept Sunday, by tin TrlbutiftPuullsuluz Company, at Fifty Osiiti Month. c YurkUIIIce: 1 Ml Nnmnti NL, K H. VHKKI.ANM, old Agent for I'orolin Ailvortlnln?. MEnltD AT Till! rOlTOrPtCR AT KCIIAHTOX, !., ABKKCOWD-CLAfU MAtt. ItATTKR, PCKANTON, MAllClt 14, IS93. Not content with stealing our buN lotlns the vehicle of pollution known us tlm Scratitunlun has to He about Tho Tribune besides. Such, nla, Is life. In Reference to Prize Fights. It should not have boon necessary for a roinmlttep of Scrantonlans to visit tho state capital to protest against the repeal of the act of 1SG0 to pre vent prize lights nnd boxlnif matches and to punish those Indulging In them. TIiIr act Is an embodiment of the best sentiment of the time nnd Is In line with the legislation of almost every state In the Union. Tho repealer, wo understand, was Introduced by Sena tor VauRlian by request. Dy the te uuest of the decent citizenship of tho Mate It should be promptly and em phatically Rauelchod. The argument made for it Is that it alms to do away with a special net applying to only a few of the cout,tl"S nnd prohibiting all forms of boxing while In other counties no such pro hibition exists. In that case the thing to do Is to Introduce a general net dis tinctly specifying what kind of spar ring exhibitions are permissible and what are not, and providing that with the enactment of such a measure all prior acts, special or otherwise, relat ing to the subject shall become void. Public sentiment Is overwhelmingly opposed to piize-llghtlng In every form and phase. It will tolerate scientific sparring exhibitions only when they are. divested of all semblance of gam ling or brutality. If It is Impossible to frame a law which can draw n safe line of separation between these two classes of exhibitions, the better plan would bo to do away with the whole business. There arc other forms of ex ercise amply sufficient to develope tho necessary physical qualities which boxing Is supposed to produce and far lets liable to public abuse. The councllmen of Scranton ought to be made to take a fast ride over our disintegrated streets In carriages with out cushions or springs. .Maybe this would hasten street tepalrs. Tho Situation In Cuba. ThcGuoan people have now an oppor tunity to show whether they aro rep resented fairly or unfairly by tho fire eating hotheads of the so-called Cuban assembly who by their arbitrary de position of tJenera! (lomez have not only brought reproach upon tho Cuban name, but have also virtually declared opposition to the disarmament pro gramme of the United States govern ment The relations between Gomez and the asssembly aro of concern to Americans only so far as they aflect our duty in Cuba. Our government has not recog nized tho assembly, but It has recog nized (lomu'4, and his conduct and "peech seem to have Justified the re cognition. li takis tho only tenable position under the circumstances; that the Insurgent army must be disbanded and sent back to tho pursuits of peace and that a union of all the Inhabitants must bo eultinted with a view to the island's regeneration. Tills is also the American position, (loniez has offered to use his Influence to promote these ends and Inasmuch as these ends ure our ends co-operation between him and tho American forces was both natural and proper. The wild-eyed agitators who strike at him Indirectly strike at us also; and the power of the American army will be used, If necessary, to put down this maudlin opposition. The gresit mass ot Cubans want in dependence and tho Americans, havo agreed that they shall have it as soon as they can demonstrate their fitness for it. Of this fitness or unfitness the American government, being responsi ble before tho world In law and In morals, must be the Judge. That gov ernment has dealt with unexampled generosity with the Cubans, lighting for them, feeding and clothing them nnd giving them protection, advice and substantial help during the chaos which followed Spanish evacuation. If there is an Clement among them capuble of appreciating these facts, now Is the time for It to make itself felt. If not, the Independence of Cuba must be de ferred until Mich an element can be developed on the Island to proportions offering a reasonable guarantee of stable dominance. The best way to welcome a returned soldier Is to put him In the way of honorable and profitable employment. The Revenue Problem and the Schools. Representative Fow, of Philadelphia, Democrat though he is, does not sub scribe to tho proposition that the state's current deficit of $3,:.00,000 Is wholly due to extravagant or careless appropriations. Among unavoidable causes he cites the burning of the capltol, causttK an expenditure of over half a million, besides all the Inciden tal expenses attached to the prepara tion of tho temporary quarters occu pied by the legislature, which amount ed,' with the rent, to about $100,000, and ho adds; "Hesldes there was about 1300,000 that had to be paid for ex penses caused by extraordinary condi tions; the riots at Hazleton, $130,000; the burning ot tho Catawlssa bridge, t'1.100; the Tennessee Exhibition, nnd tho Chlckumaugua monuments, $10, coO; tho Ilartranft monument, $18,500, and two election contests costing $23, 000, nnd about $25,000 to Investigating I'oinmittees. So It Is plain to be Been that these expenditures along with a b-ss revenue than was anticipated, .wing to prevailing business conditions, . .tuned the floating debt aforesuld. At tho last session appropriations were nmdo to 116 hospitals, homes and other oharltnblo associations, amounting to $1,CS7,000; to Insane asylums, $1,,022; to penal institutions, $G0j,UC, and to the different departments of tho state government, executive, legislative and Judicial, J3.879.411; nnd over half a mil lion, Including some of the extraordi nary expenses I have mentioned, for miscellaneous purposes. For educa tional purposes, Including tho public schools, we appropriated $13,G31,4S6, n sum enormous to contemplate, when you come to consider that It Is con siderably over halt of the revenue col lected by tho state." Mr. Fow Incltilnes to tlm belief that a cut In the school appropriations not only muy be necessary but would bo wise. "In the first place," says ho, "It uus never Intended that the state should cither assume control or support altogether tho common schools. It such a state of affairs would occur nil local Interest In their welfare would be lost, but for the purpose of gaining the votes of the people liberal appropriations have been mnde, so that from $1,000,000 as the Htartlng point, which was the annual amount appropriated for u long number of years, wo huvo In tho last ten years Increased It to $5,noo,000, u sum which tho governor says we must have courage enough to reduce by leg islation. Tho annunl Item should be $1,000,0(10 annually. As It Is, one-halt of the school districts have lost that Interest which they once had of seeing their own money expended wisely, be cause they lire relieved In some dis tricts of nil school tax, nnd In 541 dis tricts they failed to raise an amount equal to that which the state gave, ns It was not necessary." This may all be very nice as u. mat ter of argument and Mr. Fow, as n Democrat, mny bo Joyfully willing that tho Republican majority should assume tho responsibility of reducing the al lotment to the schools; but tho courage to do this Is tolerably certain to be lack ing when tho question comes to a test vote. If so, what then? Tho man who can answer this question satisfactorily to a majority of tho citizens of Penn sylvania has a great opportunity be foro him. Tho rout of the anti-Quay forces in Union and Indiana counties indicates that the worm can turn. Trained Nurses. The low-voiced, gentle young woman In her white cap and apron who en ters our homes but as the visible sym bol of anxiety nnd often sorrow, and who was regarded with distrust If not absolute dislike by the average house hold in the earlier years, is finally com ing into her kingdom quietly and se renely as she steps into the sick room. Tho trained nurse Is overcoming pre judices as the days go by nnd the muslin cap Is not Infrequently trans figured Into a halo in our sight as one by one she takes the burden of tho weary nights upon her shoulders, as deftly she smooths tho care away from those sick with disease or alarm, and not seldom waves death back from the very bedside of our best beloved. The time was when It was currently understood that she turned tho house topsy-turvy; that because of her dom inance and Interference the servants gave warning and because ot her pre sumption tho closest relatives of the stricken one endured the agonies ot fear and of humiliation to a ten-fold degree. The trained nurse of today Is a different person. She is refined and often cultured. She enn rend in a beautiful lone for hours. She can devise tho most tempting meals for tho convalescent nnd can, with her calm, capable temperament, lift the dread from tho most morbid mind. She Is gentle, patient and unselfish. She quiets those who fret and exhilarates those who are depressed. If her ten der ministrations are all In vain to keep back the gray shadow from tho doomed one in her charge It Is the trained nurse who lightens tho black night of woe for those who remain outside tho shut door, and with her silent, swift, ministry leaves unseen much that would torture the mourning ones. She Is no more a luxury, but a necessity to sickness In even the homo where moderate circumstances prvall, and it is pleasant to note that her work is to be appreciated beyond the usual method observed by men patients cf offering their heart and hand to their nurse as an expression of gratitude. Harris C. Fahnestock has Just civen $100,000 to build a training school for nurses In New York In memory of his wife, whose last days were made blight by the tender care of two trained nurses, who thus receive an appropri ate tribute to faithful service in their .arduous calling. The gift is a noble one for n noble purpose, and might well be duplicated elsewhere. Aguinnldo Is discovering that things are different now. A New Power of the Press, Newspaper managers have all seen occasions when If their olllces could havo been endowed with perambulat ing powers the advantages would have been obvious. Probably at no time has such a possibility held out the glitter ing Inducements that appealed to The Ridgewood (N. J.) Record the other night) when fire threatened to consume tho town. A row of buildings to tho number of twelve was burned, when it was seen that tho fire company could do nothing and unless some other means could bo adopted nothing could savu the entire place. The local newspaper olllce was built on stilts and It was hastily decided to move the building as by this act a gap could be niado cutting oft tho flames. The feat was accomplished nnd although there was pie to burn within the structure, and Ink enough spilled to put out a reasonable fire, tho happy idea saved the remainder of the town. The Ridgewood Record published a rather excited account of tho fire next day, but tho gratitude of an apprecia tive public for once was shown In no kicks at tho office. Astronomers find it impossible to at tract attention to the comets this sea son. The people aro too busy watching the career of Senator William FUnn. Newspaper correspondents nre an noying General Joe Wheoler by pub lishing reports of his alleged coming marriage to -Mrs, O. W. Chllds, of Phil adelphia, notwithstanding his emphatic Klutuinunt that he doos not contemplate mntrlmony, Tho hero of two wars ought to bo protected from tho vil lainy of snake nnd benr story corre spondents. Tho commissary department could not furnish the soldiers with "beef on tho hoof," but Investigation lends to tho suspicion that much of tho canned stuff was cut in tho vicinity of the hoof. Getting After tho Spltters. Ycstoidny In Newark an ordinance went Into effect prohibiting expector ating In public conveyances nnd pub lie buildings. The penalty Is $10 for tho first offense nnd $23 for any sub sequent offense and It Is proposed to vigorously enforce tho regulation. Street car conductors und janitors of bulldln&i must report violations of tho ordinance or pay fines. They are also required to give descriptions of offend ers, citizens noticing violation nre ex pected to rail attention of conductors and Janitors nnd the board of health Is prepared to denl summarily with all who refuse to comply with tho or dinance. The Increased nlarm about tho fatality of consumption nnd tuber culosis In genernl Is responsible for this decided measure. The fact that mi crobes nre released from dried sputa nnd oro constantly floating In the nlr to the peril of human life is becoming so thoroughly understood that the ne glect of proper preventives will soon be regarded as criminal In nil largo cities, The great dlfllculty In the way of such reform la that tho American municipal authorities nre npt to be spasmodic in their efforts at enforce ment and the good work begun may be Intermittently pursued. Newark's bold stand will therefore be watched with widespread interest. Pr. Tmll G. Hlrsch, the famous rabbi ot the Mount Sinai temple of Chicago, is not, nfter all, to come to New York as a successor to Ilov. Dr. Gottheil. From this decision n certain amount of relief will bo felt by tin; congrega tion of Kmanu-Kl, for while Dr. Hlrsch's great oratorical ability and brilliant Intellectuality are thoroughly acknowledged and appreciated, his rad . ,ij , i, ,,.i, ! Is promised to be too much apid New ork city. Ac- ical methods oven for rapid cording to "The American Israelite" "Dr. Hlrsch is a free man In Chicago, entirely unhampered. In his pulpit he does as he pleases. lie denounces his congregation In the most unmeas ured terms. Ho sneers at their intelli gence, ridicules their coming to Ills sermons ns a pretense to a cnpaclty for understanding something entirely above their comprehension, mimics the ac cents, attitudes and gestures of tho old er people, who enmo to the United States toolato In llfo to acquire thepro nunclation und manners perfectly, nnd, in short, takes pains In every way to show that be despises those who come to hear him. But apparently they like It, for they stand it. 'We do not believe the members of Temple Emanu-El would stand it and Hlrsch knows It." The Porto Klcuns have evidently been subscribing to the Congressional Rec ord. They object to expansion and havo organized a society called tho "black hand," for the purpose of ex terminating Americans on tho island. Since the slaughter of the Ygoroto archers at the beginning of hostilities Agulnuldo cannot induce his troops to throw themselves In front of the Krag Jorgensens. Rou) Dewey's Fleet Got Its Supplies , l''ron tho Washington Star. fill OW Admiral Dewey's lleet wtis sup plied with fresh provisions tint In;; i-i a trying period is tola very inter I I rstlngly In a letter from l'rotessor J U J t.i.....t tl.A . .....tl. I. ..I .1 agent of tho depattment ot agriculture. Professor Kuapp Is now at St. Charles, La., liming relumed n few days ago to tho United States utter a tour of Japan, China and the Philippine Islands. Ho wuh iieeoinimnied on his lioinew.iul trip as far as San Francisco by Captain Wal ter McLean, chief of Admiral, Dewey's war btuff ul Manila. Captain McLean was in command ot the. llttlo ineichant vessel Xnliro, which Admiral Dewey bought from tho English and which he converted Into a dispatch boat. It succeeded tho cutter McCdl loch as tho ca trier of dispatches from Manila to Hong Kong. The McCiilloch mudo tho first trip after the battle hud been fought und wen; the Zaflro mudo all others until tho cable was cuptuitd. "Dspatches were not tho only thing tho Zatiro carried," writes Professor Knapp. "McLean turned smuggler when ho got hold ot tho XulUo and went cruising In Chlneso waters. He smuggled more tons of fresh things to eut Into Manila bay than you havo hairs on your head. Ho became tho most proficient fulslller of manifests tho east ever taw. Did Dewey know about it? Didn't he know about everything that was going on? "Tho duy Mclean was made command er of tho Zallro Admiral Dewey called him up on tho quarteidcck of tho (lug ship, whero them were n lot of dyspeptic looking officers nnd men standing around and said: 'McLean, you will tako these dispatches down to Hong Kong on tho Zullro nnd cable thorn to Washington!" " 'Yes, sir,' unswered McLean. " 'And, remember,' continued tho ad miral, In a solemn voice, 'that this is a tlmo of strife: that Great Uritaln has Issued a neutrality proclamation, and thcro Is such a tring us contraband of war. Do not allow tiny contraband ar ticle aboard your ship.' "McLean looked around on the hungry men of tho fleet, and then ho looked into tho eyo of Admiral Dewey. Ho thought ho saw a sort of fnlnt quiver of tho eye, for ho touched his cap smartly und re tired. "When McLean got reudy to stnrt for Hong Kong he found Colonel Smith, tho paymaster of tho fleet, aboard tho Zaflro. " 'Pay,' asked McLean toverybody in tho fleet calls Colon, Smith Pay) 'Pay, whero aro you KOlng?' " 'I need a little fresh air.' answered Colonel Smith, 'and I thought I would like to run down to Hong Kong and see If they'vo got any for sale. I brought my money along.' "You see, It was a put-up Job between McLean and Pay, but they hail to m.iko a pretense, so tho clew would not under stand. 'When tho Kiillro pot to Hong Kong McLean nailed Captain Whltten ip to the deck and said: " 'Captain Whltten. I nm going nshore with Colonel Smith. I won't be back until tho last moment beforo sailing. Re member, that this Is a tlmo of gtrlfe that Great llrltnln has Issued a neutrality proclamation, and that there is such a thing as contraband of war.' " 'Vow. i-lr,' huswcmhI Captain Whltten. saluting. 'And any, Whltten,' continued McLean, lowering his voice, 'if wo got caught at It there'll bo tho devil to pay.' " 'Yes, sir.' " 'So If nny little packages come aboard, bo quick about It.' o "Well, llcl.cnn nnd Colonel Smith hadn't nny morn than got out of slgnt than Cnptnln Whltten weighed anchor and sailed il roil ml tho corner. Jle hndn't been there very long beforo the little packages began to nrtlve. Some of them camo In coul lighters and others In boxes and barrels and crates. It didn't tako very long to stow them awny, however, and pretty soon tho Znflro dropped an chor In tho harbor nguln. McLean and Colonel Smith camo aboard. " 'Sir.' wild Captain Whltten to McLean, 'those little packages ' " 'Don't bother me, sir,' thundreed Mc Lean In a rage, 'I'm In a great hurry to get back to Admiral Dewey with Impor tant cnblecnuns, "So they sailed nwoy. When th?y reached Manila, McLean called C.iptaln Whltten up and said: "Sir, I must hasten to tho flagship nnd report to tho admiral. When I return I shall Inspect your cargo. If I find anything in It contraband of war I shall order you Into irons. "Well, McLean didn't net back until the next mnrnlng. and when ho went over tho cargo ho found nothing contraband. In the meantime every officer and man In the squadron had a square meal. That was the first of many trips, on one or the trips McLean came prettv near Ret ting Into serious trouble. Tho Spanish consul at Hong Kong got wind ot The lighters and the boxes und cniten, and Just bel-iro tho Znllro made ready to leave tho harbor ho complained to Mr. lllnck. tho English govenor of the city, that sho was laden with contraband of war. o "Governor lllnck, who liml seen Colonel Smith buy two loaded colliers In tho har bor and sail them away without even flat ting his ej-e, had to tako cognizance of the complaint, so he sent a revenue cutter out to tho Znflro nnd confiscated about forty tons of green groceries, cofrre, siifrar, condensed mlk nnd ctothltiK. Tho stuff was taken ashore and McLean was ordered before the governor to explain Its presence on his hlp. That was where McLean proved strong. That was where be showed that ho was not only a sailor, but an International lawyer as well. Ho fished around In tho contraband goods until he had found a packago of under shirts, which bo had bought for his own ue. Ho held one of the shirts up beforo the governor's eyes nnd said: ' 'Your honor, the reutrallty laws pro vide that nothing shall bo taken aboard a vessel belonging to cither of the bel ligerent parties for the maintenance of the fleet. I ask you, sir, Is this undershirt calculated to aid In the maintenance of the fleet? Most assuredly not. Why? llcrauso, sir, I can so back to Manila and kill Spanlnrds Just as well without jn li(lerMhlrt ,,. ns x can wllh onc. Th3 ,incPrshirt, sir. Is a luxury, nnd as such is exempt from the opernton of the law. So aro these cabbages and these quarters of beeves; they are all luxuries and como in the same class.' "Governor Mack looked wise and an nouncedfor the benefit of tho Spanish consul, who was present that ho would havo to take tho matter under ndvlso metit. That night ho sent word to Mc Lean to get the stuff on board and out ot tho harbor ns quickly ns possible, for, although he had ordered It released, ho had cabled his decision to tho homo gov ernment and was afraid It would bo re versed. "McLean worked until 3 o'clock In tho morning, and then sailed. The. result was that the men in tho lleet were res cued from salt horse for another week." NEWS AND COMMENT. The Manila correspondent of the Even ing Post, after a study of tho Philippine situation, gives It as his conclusion that tho native population Is absolutely Incap able of self-government and will have to bo firmly held In check by the United States or some other strong power. Il lustrative of this belief ho gives this ac count of a conversation between com mittees of American officers and Filipi nos; " 'Has any foreign power recognized your government?' usUed Colonel Crowd er. " 'No.' " "Have you been recognized even as belligerent,?' " 'No.' "Then the United States und Spain nre tho only powers recognized here'." " 'Yes.' " 'Then the Pulled States is responsi ble to other nations for these islands?' " 'Yes.' " 'If wo should leave, what would hap pen to you?' "Tho Philippine committee held up their hands In dismay. 'Do not leave us, for other powers would come in nnd tako possession of the Islands.' " 'Then, If our remaining here Is a benefit, why do you Insist on making trouble?' " 'The people nro beyond control.' " The correspondent gives some facts showing tho character of the people in a striking light. Ho states: "Not NXi miles from Manila, In tho town of Panloue, a body of natives foimed themselves Into what they were pleased to call the 'guar, dla do honor.' They were freo lances for all practical purposes brigands. They did not recognize Aculnaldo or hi? gov ernment. One day they invited tho men that Aeuiualdo had sent up to govern tho pluco to dinner. They killed these representatives, and hold the town as independents. Ai other Incident: In Ma lolos itsolf, a whole company of insur gent soldiers, after receiving their am munition, took to tho woods. For such a thing to happen in Malolos promises very poorly for tho futuro government of Aguinnldo. Consequently, this affair has been kept extremely quiet by the in surgents. It Is evident that this sort of thing could not go on long without pro ducing chaos In tho Interior." In a report to tho navy department, dated San Luis d'Anra, Guam, Jan. SI. Commander Taussig of tho gunboat Bennington gives somo Interesting infor mation about the town of Aguna. tho capital of the island. Thero nro elgnt stores In Agnna, besides a number of small huts, whero tho native aguardiente, mado nut of fermented cocoanut milk, Is sold. Tho one Japanese storo Is an ex tensive establishment nnd tho best In town. Thero Is nlso an American store, more pretentious than tho others, but Inferior to the Japanese. A miscellaneous class of gooda Is kept here. Including canned supplies, kerosene oil, rice, nccor dlons, lints, stockings, lamps, lamp shades, crockery, trunks, paints nnd nails. In tho town flour Is dlfllcult to ob tnln and butter and lard keep poorly In such a warm climate and aro expensive. Milk can bo purchased In small quun tltles. ChlckctiH and eggs aro plentiful. Tho beef Is poor and thero are no sheep on tho lslnnd. Yams and sweet po tatoes grow freely, and com. used by Hio natives to make bread. Is likewise plenti ful. Pigs abound everywhere. Kaunas, cocoanuls and breudfrult furnish iho chief sources of food for tho natives. Very llttlo fishing Is done. A fulr qual ity of clam Is found and n very small oyster of sweet taste. Deer and goats abound. Wild turkey, plover, ducks nnd other cdlblo birds are plentiful. In all. Ciiiam Is a tolerably good location for men not predisposed to work. With regard to th" much talked of nl lianco between Oreut Riltnln and Hi.. Pnlted States, ex-Secretary of State John W. Poster says: "We should havo no nl banco with nnybody for unvthlnir. so far as China Is concerned. Washington never uttered q truer word than whn, I In hl Farewell Address, he said nations . were friend only for relflsh Interests. . Wo havo nover had but one alliance, nnd that was with France, when we were struggling to gnln our Independence. Kvcry one knows how it had to bo brokn with llttlo credit to us. To form an alll anre now with an:' nation would be ,i serious blunder. As long ns our polloy of open commerce agrees with that of England wo can go along In pnrallnl di rections; but oven England, with ull her friendliness to us and with all tho tics of blood and history which naturully un tie us, will stund for herself and lot vs severely alone tho moment her Interests and ours begin to diverge. No ono can tell how soon that may be. In tho mean, tlmo tho I'nltcd States wonts to bo In a position whero wo, too, can bo Indepen dent. Wo can get all wo want by a llrm nnd positive policy, without tying our reives to any other power. Wo uro Inter ested in free commerce, and so Is Great Britain; but it must bo remembered that Great llrltnln Is a froo trado nation, white we are on a protective tnrlff basis. In tho Orient our Interests aro identical, but our systems at home aro so different that wo may not always travel together. The tlmo may como when wo will llnd England concerned In her own affairs, especially In tho east, oik! sho will not then bo thinking of tho United States, If our Interests do not He In the same direction." THOMAS B. REED. From tho Philadelphia Ledger. There Is no man In congress who enjoys in fuller nicamuc today than Speaker Reed the respect, admiration and complete confidence of the whelo country, nnd his presenro In the w tlonal councils lias been tho strongest force In preserving the sanity of con gress und In preventing unwise and un timely legislation. Ho has not played Into tho hands of any ring, nor has he been carried hither nnd thither by tho intrigues of nny self-seeking cabnl. Ho has not been swept from his feot by every wind that blows, but has taken his stand on the llrm platform ot what ho believed to bo truth and right, and has held his ground tenaciously Uko a man. Ho has opinions, nnd they aro his own, and, having tho courage of his convictions, he has made somo ene mies because ho has been a bulwark against assaults on tho people's inter ests. Ho has throttled Jobs, banished "fraud, obliquity and solicitation," and put corruption or folly to flight with trenchant phrase nnd decisive, action. There has never been any Imputation on his ability. Integrity or broad states manship, nnd If ho does not typify sturdy Republicanism, where Is the standard to be found? Speaker Reed has courageously and manfully defend ed tho Interests of the country. Tho nation needs such men and will retain his services. A RECORD-BREAKER. This hero old world wo'ro llvln' In don't i suit some folks at all; j Their health ain't up to standard or their Incomes uro too small; ' Somethln's always wrong somewhere, If not this thing It's that; I My neighbor Gray thinks he's too thin llrown says that he's too fut Always somothln' that ain't light; Fato sho cits tho blame, But a record's Jlst been busted by us peo ple all the same. We used to hear 'em say they wa'nt no uso for any one To try to please 'em nil, Iicciiiish tho thing couW not bo done; They was bound to bo somo kickers who would grumblo .noway, Rut It tickles mo to tell you wo can show tho world today That in spito of nil the talklu' and tho doubtln' of the past We havo found a chap what pleases every ono of us, at last. Perhaps the great millennium, of which we used to hear The old folks talk, bus dtiiwed uloiig un til It's purty near. Put howsumevct that may be. wo'vo knocked u record out Wo'vo found a man that not a one of us looks ut In doubt; He's Jlst the greatest little cbup among 'em all today, And Dewey is his name, the man what hasn't much to say. -Chicago Dally News. TT5 TPffildTi JIM LAItUICST ASSOUTMKST Of .IN TUB ClTr". HANUBH PlMmblimg and Tie mil mi! GUWSTER k FORSYTH, 325 and 327 PENN AVENUE. .rilliCS ancl CCS i$aWlmSi U W f?7ft !ta':(Tnft ASSESS 'Jissss&aiift wmWAs3$ flglr- mi "wft ' f W liuwtvi EJtrtfyfca K. '' ft"- I? m f xs&fjfzzA y&-.:i?rv- t tevrjt&rzRfrzi. -m s--w&&r?& lai e mwmr r emmmv . lVM!aK VYMftffliE ttUWKlVK , ran r V -o-, S V I V'M i- If. 1 1 - 'jr. . f jt visx A wlJmr slity-elght yeir old, livimr In Now York City, had been lo6inqr for nine yenrs. Bnownscoustniitlv irouliloil with palnscn lier ilyht dliU, wlili'U n-emed 10 bo cauccil fiytlia liver. Up to lust Juno lie liiil been treated lij- u nuu.ber of phytHaii!', ono of wlmm cluinu'U she had cilurrli of tho Ktoniuch; nuother stated ihut it :- orlluury dyspeptdii.nnd Mill another w enounce I it lilllnry calculus, or c.nll tnme, for which ho treated tier t,cveral months without i;.)il resullK. At ttmeu the pains wero po, revere that hypodermic luiertlnna of morphine wer- roortiil to. The patient weighed lull i u.iikIk; was coiiiplptnly run down, and had verylutlo npillte. l'uily m June a neiiJibor iii-lured her Vi try ItlpmisTabulm. After nulni; them two weeks tho pain ml lilontlnn of the i-toinuoh nud colic cenfei mid uauu-avntiiely ilUniiiWHred. The lutlent hud priuilcnlly reeoveiid by HtptinU-r llth. .htj hid b'alui-d eleven pounds, und could eat luuod U'nun, umuni; othtr (lltlu'U, without 111 rtbUlU. WiSTED t - cm nf hl hetltti tht It IT .U'S Ut nit IwiwlH. Br nd IIto peiiti to lllmni ChemlrM Co No. 10 Spruit Ml. I. New ,, k. (or lOfcinplr. Hii'l l.ii Uv.tinmnl.ili. Ill I" N K W lir ram. or Ii luteltu to? l rrnu. mtj if lul ( all iliumrlu wl.i, aro wll luff lu ttll Manltnl m,lilno ut u uiutttntte prutu. Tbtr Lwl.U pkla nj prulouir U(, I'm. tflvt rclitt. ot tUo mvfi III I'A'.VS vu iLe patUl, Awtpt na aubitltuts. Odd Lamps' We have a number that we will close out AT COST This is a chance to get a good lamp for little moucy. TIE OB10NS, 1FEE1M, WAttEY CO. A'2'l Luokuwiuiua Aveuu Lewis, Really & DavleSo ALWAYS BUSY. The march of honest progress vv3U ever in crease; Our Shoes lor Spring are FIT 'to march the earth Lewis, telly ii lMes, 1 14-116 Wyoming Ave. WRITl; IT DOWN As your needs mif-gi'sts anything In tho olllce und stationery line und when your list Is full brtng It to us and wo will sur prise you with the novelties wo havo le celvcd In up-to-date supplies for your of fice. Wo have vei thing In the Wank Hook line. Filing Cabinets. Document Itoxes, i'ostal Senles. l'ox Files und the largest assortment 01 iiox niaiionery in thoCltv. Whltlrg's Wedgewood Blue, the very latest color In oil sizes In stock. Rey molds Bros STATIONERS and KXGR AVERS. I -;o Wyoming Avenue. Scmnton, Pa. Mod flmii NKAT. DUKAHLi: HOOK BINDINO IS WHAT YOU UKCK1VE IF YOU L1CAVK YOUH OilDKll WITH TII11 THIBU.N'K B1NDHKY. Mi ikr&t Pi kl& WMJEBStH' 1V J-'J&VKiMl BSM aic:.rv7?ftM&m m&Mm '.:i:iA mi ik 'a- M& vv;i y4 . v KMr.SJtx A.r.VlV II WRa, mim JIV, ffliihmmmm .&-gyif --.-asai'A. r.,yK-:Jtln Sg?Zr - iS-i'- k WB - 3 . I - WFf FINLEY Black Crepomis and Grenadines Another invoice just open, eel of these most desirable anil much sought after fabrics, puts our stock in better con dition than will be again possible at any time during the season, and our advice to intending purchasers is to make early selections if you TYf10l CnM,a-K 4.L. 1..?.. things. We show them in a beauti ful assortment of designs, in SILK and WOOL, and ii ALL-SILK FROM loB to $MoOO per yait and mostly exclusive patterns For Tailor Made Suits we are showing au entirely new line of CiievMs, Annire, Siiels, tap ie Paris, Clay Diagonals, etc, etc, Visit our special display of these lines, and look them over. 510 and 512 LACKAWANNA AVENUE -t Thf. Monr-nv IIardwars Stoke. Eeamraeled Ware Is cleanly, looks well, and lasts long. It is Economy to purchase these goods and we invite inspection to our carefully selected line. FOOTE k S11EA1R CO, 110 WASHINGTON AVE. The Heimt & Coneell Co Healing, Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Electric Light Wiring, Gas and Electric Fixtures, Builders Hardware. 04 lactoaiaa Avenue HENRY BELIN, JR., Oeueiiu Agent for tlm Wyoiniu; liUtrlcUj? Milling, HlnMlnK.Hportlnii, Hinokuletl uud the Ilcpiinno Uusiulcal Company') mm explosives. tnfety Kmc, C'npt and Kxplolttt itooiu Ull Connoll UrttUla;, tiaruuox AdUNUlttti THO", FOIlO, JOHN II. 8MITH A -iON Vi.K, MULLIU.VN, Plttttl flyuioutt WUkei-IUtM POiiEB.