.jStjP"" jttyv ? mr - THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 1899. 5 V ! $ f THE CONSUL'S STORY ! t x Mm, Helen Burns was quite unknown to me, but I wn not boitv to see her come In. Sho was one of tho radiant brunettes whose cheeks pet a lovely red when tho thermometer runs near r.eio. and who can llulit the pas with her ntiKfis when frost Is about. Sh was In widow's narb of tho most tf grtsslve sott, and she looked as happy iih a prisoner just escaped from a Jail or. Silo tripped me a sliding courtesy nnd swam Into a chair. There was positively" not an uhb1' about her. I haf come cm u sad Innlnii," she said. The hardening of the final "f" showed the Pienchwoman. but thero was no other pvulcnce of it. 1 bowed nnd looked up with sympa thy and Inquiry. "My dear husbant, he Is det." I mutely exptessed my commisera tion. "Ho has tiled very sttcldalnly and I haf decided that I cannot leave his body in this cold Knglant, where !s nofins .ympatica. X will take him. back to New Yoik on the steamer." Her long lashc fell like a velvet pall as she said this, nnd then slowly came upward, rieneath them I could seo a pair of dark brown eyes shining through a film of tears. It was like a rainbow In the mist. "My dear husbant, he was io Boot to me. He lies in a leaden coflln at the cemetery house, and we must take him away tomorrow. It will be for you to do eomeflng for in. You shall say that he Is Inside. If not this, dey open him at the custom house." "Uui 1 cannot give you the usual certificate without actually eeinq- him In the coflln." "T'icv will not let me open do colfln no mor. 1 did not know yesterday or I would hae sent for you. You must do this." Sli leaned o cv In pleading entreaty and nniriiiutt'd. "My poor liuHlmnt, he is not heio to protect me and help mo like he used lo lo. If inv consul does not help tin, who can help me, and vlifiv shall X ijii"" I (Vlt i'.s tlioiiuli it was positively ctltrlnnl to toi'tuie this poor lady nnv lotm'er with sugcrextlons of strict com pliance with tin. law. I said I would do all 1 could to smooth the hard path of widow-lK'iid, ami asked for i:ie dtuth pttlflcutc. It u ilnly h.tnded me, and hs cot it el in all pin tic ulais. A big Bptaih of ink covei.'U the pl.iso of de-lulsi-.'iiut that iih obviously an acci deiit. Then 1 littlmatHii that I wa'iqulto hallsiled the husband was in the coflln, but that 1 felt I must at leal go nnd see the oiitiiU of the receptacle. You Hhall come with ine," lu said, mid togethci we dii'Ve over to the c emetery. It was a pledant afternoon and X enjue! the drhe Immensely. Mrs. Ilurne nli-o sienied to lliul the air exhllaratlnsr. and laughed several times in so heatty a way that I was ii0ed to epiv4 my satisfaction at the aj s-he wai bearing up under her greai bcieavement. Mi. ." she -aid. with a slgli, ' xometimes I do foi gel that 1 shall not eemy huhant any more." "Was he long ill?" Ills hejir was whnt you call jire )i callous. Is dat how you call It V "That Is light." ' He wan a man w ho loved de mystery and de romance. We haf had many ro mances." 'Ah, tell me one, for instance." No; dree t'lngs aie sacred In his t"iiii. He was a very large man, long, but not what ju call Tat. Ills coflln seems very large." And have all your romances been with your husband?" 1 do not tell you dat. Mr. Consul," and she- smiled as though she could whole volumes unfold. At the cemeteiy I found In themor tuary chapel an Immense leaden coflln which looked large and grewsomo enough to contain the remains of two husbands Instead of one, and I felt that the widow had completely made out her case. X'pon mj return I therefore gave her the following certificate, sur mounted by a large American eagle; "Consulate of the V. S. A., , , "I, the undersigned consul of the I'nlted States of Ameilca. for , do hereby certify nnd make Known to nil whom it may concei n that on Monday, the dav of , a. IJ., 18, at the consulate nforet.ilcl, the leaden coffin containing the mortal remains of Samuel Burns was soldered lown In my presence: said Samuel Hums hav ing been temporarily abroad, and hav ing died on the day of , a. D., IS, aged forty-one years. The said leaden coflln contains inside u polished oaken casket, and the said coflln was securely packed in a deal packing caw marked 'This hide ui per steamer X'mbria.' (H.) I further certify that tho said Samuel Hums died from no In fectious disease, and that said case so marked contnlns nothlnc but said re mains Inclosed as nbove mated. This certificate Is granted to serve nt tho custom house at New York, In the United States or America. "In testimony whereof I lmv.. imm. unto set my hand and the consular seal this day of , in the year or our LiOrd 18." "You see," I said to the widow, "I certify here that 1 have actually seen the coflln soldered clown; but, af it was done before. I hardly think it neces sary to have It broken open, and I am sure It Is all right. You will now have no trouble In getting tho precious pack nga unopened through the custom house at New York." The widow was grateful for this. "It would be an awful t'lng If dey were to make trouble tlcrc." sho mur mered plaintively. "Oh, my dear, dear Samuel!" I consoled her a well as I could and encouraged her to talk about Samuul. He wa the tenderest, best of hus bands, I learned. He had never given her n cioss word, and had sacrificed everything to her wishes. "Uo was not w'nt you call a handsome man, but he had his good points," she confided. And nhe got brighter as she recounted his virtues. At last the widow left me, profuse of thanks. The consulate eeemed dreary after sho left. I thought of her at times and had no doubt the bones of Samuel Hums were duly mixing with Mother Earth somewhere In the states. Nearly a year pawed. I hud not for gotten the widow precisely, but It need ed a special effort to bring back all tho circumstanced, One d'ty I discov ered that the eare-taker of the con sulate was also night porter at one of the hospitals. He called himself night porter, that Is, but I found by Judl- Clo'P flll,l"l" hm i1 '- raaltr a purveyor of bodies to the dissecting room at the Institution In question. "I goto 'cm from the work'us and everywhercs," he told when when a confidential footing had been estab lished, "but I seldom gets as good 'un, for Instance, as you would make." This wus his pluimant Joke. Such Jokes all men must be prepared to re ceive who make friends with those who tread strango paths In life. "Two pounds is what I gets for most of 'em If they bcaln't too starved. Them doctors don't like what they calls cnamlc subjects, but they has to take 'em. "Why? Because the men what's had their grub regular In life bealn't to be had when they's dead, that's why." I probed the purveyor of the dead one. night as to whether ho had had any experiences of a nature so liecullar and striking as to stick In his memory. "Aye, plenty of them," he nnswered. "Whnt would 'ee think now of a rich lady what would sell me the coipse of her husband?" "ImposslbloP'I said. "Aye, do 'ee think so? What will 'ee think, then, of a rich lady what would give me her husband to save tho trouble of huryln' hlmV" Imnosfrible!" "Nnw 'twas done." "No!" "Aye. She were one o' them for eigners, and I thought she was one o' them Frenchwomen, but her name was Hums." Perhaps, reader, you don't think I was listening hard now. "Burns?" I said. "Was that her iiamo"" "Aye, and a smart women she wer too. She told me lo come to her house. and X went, and she says: "fire's my husband, do 'ee know, and he ain't nev er been good to me, and you shall 'aw un. and I 'av un X did, and two pound for un I got, and no mistake. X thought to get more, but he was no better fed than lh lvst, and the funny thing he were di-est in the wink's clothes." "No?" X said. "Ave; he were." X quel led fuither. Date and all agreed. It must hae been my Mis. lliiriiw; I was sine of It. Who, then, was in the enflln? What rrimi- had I been conniving at"' 1 started the next day on a quiet de tective search. 1 wt nt to all the dlffi r- ent unions In the vicinity and, examined the list or death. Finallv I found tha reeoid I sought: "Samuel Hums, died - . - aged forty- Olir- yeat.s. I interrogated the iiufter ot tho wotkhous-'. Theie was a funny story connected with the death of Hums, be believed; the matron would know all about It. I saw the matron. Yes, In deed, sue lemembercd Samuel Huni-s well. She told me all about It. There was a lady, she said, who uel lo come to the workhouse a good deal nnd lead to the old people and. do good and give them a few pennies and amuse them in various wavs. She used to be in tho Infirmary mostly, said the matron, and one day, after she had been coming to the house for two or three weeks, she was slipping about front bed to bed, talking to the old pau pers, until she came to the side of Hums. "He was cljing, I told her," said tho matron, "and nobodv knows anything about him and he has only today come to the house, with jubt strength enough to tell his name." " 'What is his name?' the lady asked me, unconcerned like," continued the matron. " 'I think,' I says, 'it's Sam uel Burns.' No sooner had I said his name than she flops down by the side of his bed nnd cries out: 'My God!" 'What is the matter, madam?" says X, and Burns himself nort of pulled up to t e cry and opened his eyes. 'Ah, you know me, then, dear Sam," s.ivs she, and clasps his hand and kisses It. The old folks In the ward was looking on with eyes as big as teacups, and I standing by, dazed like. AH of a sud den Hums gave a gasp and died, and the lady stood up and turns to me and says, with great solemn eyes. Mat ron, ho was my husband. I have been searching for him for two yeare.' "I looked fiom her to .him for times, I can tell you, and then I caught her hand and led her down to my room. She told me how happy they were nt first, and how tho drink had got him by degtees, and how she lore with him for a long time, and then came the separation, and he went from bad to worse, and then she didn't see no more of him for a long time. Sho had come then into a bit of money, she mid, and she had heard ot her husband leading a tramp's life and going from work house to workhouse, and she spent all her time hoping to lino him, and now, sho says, 'I urn too late, and I can only take the body.' - "And take the body she did that af ternoon to a pretty house she had near here. She was going to take her hus band to America, she paid, to bury him In the family vault: and that's what I believe she did do." "This was very pathetic, matron," I said. "You do not often see such things, do you?" The matron laughed scornfully and said: "We never had such a thing he fore nor since. Poor lady! She wus beautiful nnd no mistake, and spent her money like a queen. Sho felt it very much, coming In like that not even in time to get a word from her husband. 'One word, one kls,' she says, 'that would have made it ho much happier.' " I left the matron In a state of bewil derment. It was I that was bewildered, not the matron. I could not make It out. At noon Mrs. Burns was weep ing over Bums at the workhouse, and at 4 she was giving away his body like old Junk. An Idea came, and I laughed. I could not help It. I saw tho wholo thing now. Sho had made a mistake In the man and had discovered tho little error after she got the corps to her house. But no! If that were so, why had she come to me the next day? Why had she carried the coflln to New York? I stopped speculating and went on inquiring. I found that she hud taken tho houBe that the matron had told me of. furnished, for a month; that a gentleman whom she called her brother was with her; that they had had no servant, but only a charwoman; that they were quiet, liberal people, and that the lady had had a great and un exMcted sorrow in the tragic death of a husband she had not seen for a long time. The charwoman was1 extremely dull, but remomlered the largesse of Ms. IluniB with rapture. a I. Xlra Uti rnmo tb"- a pocking box big ns a 'ousc, and like wise she had her mourning dresses wV her when she come. I see 'cm in her baskets." "It never struck you as odd, I sup pose," I queried, "that Mrs. Burns should come hero with a coflln in her luggage and a lot of blnck clothes, and then have found a husband to die In the nick of time?" "Lor", sir, you don't mean eho mur dered him? And yet bete bo a tidy fow of them sorts about now," and tho woman looked about ns If she expected to descry a murderer strolling along the pavement. The undertaker who curried the coilln from the house to the cemetery and thence the next day forwarded It to Liverpool had llttlo to tell. When his men got to the hotiBe they found the coflln already sealed up and placed In Its outer casing, and all they did was to move It as above described. All papcis were legeally In order. The undertaker said he would like more such profitable und easy Jobs. My Inquiries on this side of the wa ter were over, but I detei mined to tlnd out the contents of that coflln. I therefore wrote a friend In New York, a physician of Influence, asking him quietly to trace the destination of tho mysterious box, giving him full par ticulars as to steamer, date, etc. In due time came his answer. I print It In full: "Your letter In regard to coflln has had attention. Hccords of health bu reau show permit to land body of Sam uel Burns, and move same to Brook lyn, Xlecoids of lutter place showed Interment at Greenwood next day. With trifling dllllculty, owing to ina bility to give adequate reason, receiv ed permission to disinter. Found therein body of a man, but no further particulars noted. Ynuts lutlifullv, ." Who wa. the man in the coflln? I thought the whole matter over and came to the conclusion that I would not put the matter before the author ities, the porter might have been In error as to buying a body from Mrs. Burns, or some painful family my.stery, Innocent In itseir, might be wrapped up lu the leaden casket. I remem bered the widow's beauty, her tearful eyes, her thrilling voice, her silvery laugh, and made up my mind that I would not be the one to unveil her I admitted to myself that an empty coilln in one's hcitine and a death eeitllleato In one's pocket are a horrible com bination of temptation toward put ting an enemy out of the way, hut I quieted my conscience with the as M'ltlon that if lovely Mr. Hums had an enem, he certainly deserved his fate metilv because ho was hor enemy. Thus did I Juggle with my duty and palter with the straight path. Two iears ii.ii.m-i1 by. 1 Mill won dered at limes what unhappy enrpe It was that wa luasquei ailing In the Brooklyn cemetery under the tomb stone of Samuel liuin., but new prob lems had tien to give zest to life, and X was no longer restless about it. Xn fact, at the nurtiuulai lime J am now wilting nt I was amusing myself in Tails, and had no leis,uie for dead memories of either dead or live people. One night I wus dining at the lliis tol, when whom should I see at the next table but Mis. Burns. She had drupjied the widow's weedn and looked as full of energy as an electric motor and as beautiful as Cleopatra. Her companion, I assumed, was her hus band, as he paid nunc attention to the dinner than his lad v. 1 went and sat beside her. "Who is In that coflln at Brooklyn?" I asked, as graciously as I could. "I am curious." Mis. Bums stinted of course; so did her companion. Then theyboth laughed. ' Let us tell M. le Consul, Marie," said he; "theie Is .something funny In the tale." "It Is not exactly a nice storj, afte: all," said madam, In French. "But I 'e monsieur knows something, and he shall hear all. My husband, over there" pointing across the table "Is Dr. Fernand, once of New York. I have been known nj Mine. Clementine, and I have had a large business at Chicago as a coslumer, and so on." "Ah!" I said, "I begin to understand. But whose body?" "I bought it at New York." said the doctor, "it was eas-y for a doctor to do.' "Why have any put In?" "It gave a finish to the plot. You seo, I discern by your questions that you have already been Investigating. You found everything all right, no doubt." Tho doctor smiled. "But you "X turned to madam "you acted by the side of the dying pauper? You did not know him?" She shrugged her shoulders. "It was not nice but the reward was great. We must have a body, t-o that our death certificate would Ik; all right. It was my hupluind s Idea." "You .see," mulled the husband, "thero Is free trade In the United States only in dead bodies. We had not been pros petous; so we decided on a coup. It letrieved our fortunes; and here we aie lu Paris for good and all or else I should not bo telling you this story so frankly. We do not intend to re turn to New York." "But tell mo what wan the profit that induced you to try so ghastly n a " "Call it fraud. If you like," said the doctor. "I hold that a fraud on tho customs Is no fraud." "But the profit?" "Figure for yourself,' said madam; "thrco hundred pounds weight of lace packed tight in the casket, say thirty yards to the pound, nine thousand yards, worth, including the handker chiefs and similar trifles, :o,00n. Duty, Htxty per cent.: 12,000 all saved. It was worth doing, don't you think?" "I call It very hard earned money," I said, as I bowed and left the table. Tho Now Budget. Courage. Because I hold it sinful lo despond, And will not let tho bitterness ot life Blind mo with burning tears, but look be yond Its tumult nnd Its strife; Because I lift my head above the mist, Whero tho sun shines and the bicud breezes blow, By every ray and every raindrop khsed That God's lovo doth bestow. Think you I find no bitterness at all; No burden to bo borne, UUo Christian'.') pack? Think you there are no ready tears to fall Because I keep them back? Why should I hug life's ills with cold io serve, To curse myself and an who lovo mo? Nay I A thousand times more good llwn I de serve God gives mo every day. And in each one of thoso rebellious tears Kept bravely back ho makes a lain, bow shine; Grateful I tnko his sllghlset glftf no fear Nor any doubts ari mine. Dark skies must clear, and when tho clouds am past, Ono golden dny redeems a weary year; ratlent lllRten, sure that sweet l-' H'lll 0-tnnil 111 v.ln t rhn' Embroideries 5,000 yards of cambric edges, cut out ready for use. Full assortment of patterns; always 6c 5fr irr1 Tn cm At vv J"""' v bw " Embroideries i Jonas Long's Sons. 10,000 yards of fine cam- J brie edges, i to 5 inches widecut out ready for J use; always 10c yd. tzn 1 To go at Men's Shirts Unlaundered White Shirt, rein forced over shoul ders and down sides; cut full size, all size necks. Great value at 25c Curtains Ruffled Swiss Curtains, three yards in length; plain Swiss ruffle, very stylish ; were 98c a pair. aVtT.pe.! 79c Stationery 3,000 boxes of fine Linen Finish ed Paper and En velopesquire of each in box. Never sold under 10c. Very special Laces Fine Machine Made Torchon Laces, that will wash and wear,big variety to choose from. Always 10c yard. Very special at C Play Books 250 Children's Story Books, with colored pictures and flexible cov ers. Were 1 5c, 20c and 29c. Very special at OC Perfume 150 bottles of fine perfume, all odors, put up in fancy cut bot tles. Worth 25 cents per bottle. Very special at IOC Bargains Are Swinging Into Line for the January Trade Sale Stupendous money-saving chances the event of a lifetime. Every day finds big bargains and big crowds. Are you numbered among the lucky ones ? Hosiery and Underwearfast and furious selling Prices have been pared to the core and the core removed. Wonderful are the values that confront you today. Immense purchases are here that make dimes do dollar duty. 7 " 'Y 1 J ;'.i Women's Fleece Lined iJersey Ribbed -t Vests. Very special i2t Women's Fleece Lined Pants; the 25c kind. Very special at wC Misses' Fine Jersey Rib bed Vests, always t n 25c. Very special at 1 "C Women's Fine Australian Wool Jersey Ribbed Vests and Pants, Oxford cut, al ways $1 and $1.25. cn Very special at OUC Boys' Natural Grey Shirts and Drawers, always 2c. Very special at 1 7C Boys' Fleece Lined Un derwear, never sold under 3 5c. Very special & Children's Fine Ribbed Seamless Fast Black Hosiery, all sizes, pr . 5C Womdn's Fine Cashmere Hose, double boles and higli spliced heels, always 45c pair. Very special at 29c Women's Fine Seamless Fast Black Hose, double soles and high spliced heels, always 15c. Now vC Women's Fine Gauze Fast Black Hose, also with Maco feet, always sold at r 20c. Very special at Children's Seamless Double Knee Fast Black Hose, never sold under 12 c. Very 1f. special at 1UC Prices melt on Snowywhite Undergarments You may cross country from San gains in Muslin Wear to beat those stretch a point in your favor. Women's Muslin Gowns with high neck and .,. tucks ; very special ot 55C Women's Muslin Gowns with four tows of lace insert ing and six clusters of . tucks. Special at 45C Women's Fine Gowns with square neck', lawn ruffles edged with torchon lace and baby ribbon; also Em pire style; very spec- ialat 79C Francisco to Dewey ville, and you'll find no bar here. Especially during this Trade Sale do we Women's Fine Gowns, with full ruffles of embroid ery over shoulder; others trimmed with lace in- ftf serting; very special.. oyC Women's Good Cotton Drawers, with tj tucks. Special at.. iZyC Women's Umbrella Draw ers with ruffle edged with lace, others trimmed with embroidery; very ft special at .". 2r)C Women's Fine Chemise with tucked yoke and 7 rows of lace inserting; very ,n special at JVC Extra good quality Cotton Corset Covers; spec- ial at 7C Two styles of Corset Cov ers, with both high and square necks, very handsomely trim med with embroid- t j r ery; special at IZ2C The Same Thaw Struck Linens and Bed Coverings And you'll profit by the freshet. Sold enough out of the lots Monday and yesterday to supply a regiment still there are thousands of good things yet to go before this sale shall end. Good quality and full size Bed Comforts; very g.ft special ?vC Another lot of Comforts, well worth $1.00; very 0 special "C Silkoline Comforts, tilled with good cotton, nfi worth $1.50, now "oC All our Down Comforts at cost, and less, to close. Bargains. 2,000 yards extra heavy white Shaker Flannel t n ijckind 1UC Extra heavy 10-4 Grey Blankets, worth 69c -n pair, to go at o9C Extra heavy 1 1-4 soft finish Blankets, were . c $3.2 pair, now Z.4o All wool 1 1-4 White Blankets, were $0 . cn pair, now 4.5U Full Bleached Hemmed Sheets, 2x2 yards; .. very special at 00C Fine Utica iMuslin Hemmed Pillow Cases, 45x36 in. t Special at 1UC AH Linen Bleached Napkins in 5 s and . size; t - great value, dozen l.vo Fine quality Fringed Table Cloths, 2l2 yards long; very special 89c Silks and Dress Goods Don't know whether you realize it or not but these prices are less than the bare cost of weaving the materials. 4S50 yards of Dress Goods in widths from 37 to 40 inches, all wool black cashmere, black jacquards, worsted crepons, storm serge, etc. worth 59c to 59c yard; very special at 2,0 C Veiy superb quality all pure silk Black . Satin Duchesse, positively worth 79c yd., at 49C Double width novelty and fancy Plaids, 0 also armure effects, positively worth 1 5c yd oC so-in. extra heavy Meltonettes in black and colors, also novelty waist silks pure silk very special at OyC Finest quality of best Novelty Silks in 0 an extensive variety of bcautiiul patterns. yoC 3,700 yards ot Fine Dress Materials, including basket plaids, caracule weaves, camel's hair stripe, etc., value from 16c to 35c; very spec- 1 ial at IZ2C A superb assortment of stylish Spring Dress Fabrics, in all newest colorings, plain bayadere, poplins, armorette and other weaves; -worth $1.00 and $1.25, now 69C Coffee Pots 2, 3 and 4-quart Tea and Cof- and 34c now 1 4C ! Notions Belding Sewing Silk, spool. . .c Basting Cotton, doz. spools. ..5c Adamantine Pins, 12 papers.. 9c Bound Tape Measure, each.. .4c Hair Pins dozen papers for.. 4c Mne silk Kill ed English Gar ter Elastic, red, white or blue, yard 8c Waist Belting in all colors, best quality, yard 7C Horn Bone, extra heavy, all sizes, per doz.7c Side Combs, good horn, Pair. 7c Chinese Ironing Wax, stick. ..ic Trimmings Mohair Braid, Silk Braid, Che nille Braid and Jet Edges, in black and colors, new patterns, fresh, clean stock none dam aged, worth up to 25c yard. . . 8c Women's Coats and Suits Jonas jjmgj$Sgnsj Weather prophets say two months yet to sell winter garments. Rather sell ours in January hence these prices : Women's Jackets in black beaver and black cheviot. Some' half-silk faced. Formerly 87.7;. Very special, to close, at 1 ,5v Misses' Jackets of fancy mixed boucle in red, green, blue and brown. Lined throughut. . Sizes 12, 14. 16. Were $7.95. To close at 4. Women's Tailor-Made Suits in plain and fancy mixtures; jackets silk lined; skirts are new bell shape, lined in extra quality percaline; . were $15.00 to $17.00. Now lU.y Cashmere Waists, body and sleeves lined. Pointed yoke, plaited back; detachable stock col ar; brown, green or black; were $2.37. s rj InOW ttf Jl vJ' m Women's Jackets in tans, modes and black. Some half-fac'etl; others lined throughout. Dart sleeve and dove back; were $12.75. , 'Now 0.97 ' Women's Jackets beaver, kersey, cheviot and English melton all the leading colors; t n were $17.50 to ?2o. Now J.)J Bread Raisers 10 and 12-quart Tin Bread Raisers that were 39c and 44c now, 19C . S w-W ","-v WW - "W Ww