' inYu fuiwiiiiwwiiiiiw'' TJ1UJ htjUAJNTOJV TJLtUi UN Ji-WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER U. 1898 M. 3 I THE IRISH FROM BLACKWOOD'S MAGAZINE, The market u.is ovci ; plgn, sheep and cattle weie being1 driven away In different directions to an accompani ment uf hideous shouts and waving sticky. It was a inyMct-y how the oppos ing str. ains of nnlmiila 'llbenlaiiKW thenisoUef, 'nti rlfl.ti' lour or Instinct aci'omiilMuti what scpmnd t be Itn poilble. It 13 lordly nut'Cjaary to nay that a Rood many driver woe drunk; the potency nt Mir. Mill" iny's porter was lie.ond qiK'Ulon, It sa n:itd by people of InuiKln.ltln.i th.lt It would hae clood up without the Klurn. Catni'iie iy mi- of tli? whltLMl towns In the Miiuli oi livland, where m nmiiy towns ni" whll. . ThW does not Imply that It Is p.irtleuhnlv clean, but the prevailing outwanl phade sles an lin pietsi)n of ilfiiillii3. The mnikct pqnaii' lil.ieil iiikIc" the decllnlnR sun; the hjuihI of olteft and sliuIIIIliK of feet, uf lowing and blcatlnir bracts, love into the Mill sk. while the old lialf-iulneii lastle looker", ilown upon It all plai Idly fioni Its Kiay lock. It was a sluht of rtirlmtv, fantastic, nl most i"call'd liuiixty, djshed with an nncoiitclou i Miuitlrir tlir.t Rave a 'l nttnnt Hpl r of ( outlast A rioui of three nv . utiod tnlkliiK by Mm. Mul calij'n dooi. which sent forth mingled and temptlut: odori. upon the atlcet. "Tom fondoii." said the hlirct-ht man of the thne. "iixniiln' nu" ho tapped Tom on th liienst "so lt'r you that fanclcM Kitty .Mooie? Bodiid, yer taste's bey.uit tu-'ifl any man'll s.iv that fox i' ?hl. hen 11 hay that for ju, Tom ' Mick t. slim, dark, sood-liml.lnsr unj fellow . with honet lint lather timid eiv, Hinilr-d fjlntl. ana npp.ir enth with .1 p.u tlcul.ir Inm-i eiijny mrnt that sh"nk hlni down to the v.ult. Jlr lit a plpr i ii fulh In. tore he Hpoke. "Hluili- Tom's sot en eje,-' lie told qui. tl And I a mind." said l!:c hi'1 man. "to Mac U it lor urn' Kilty M r and in' In en niaklii' II up till i rwo innr.tli- mid the mm that bays .1 word ar'in ln.i 1 11 biealt,'" nd mi. too'" said Tom. nd nn too!" .iia .Mick. TIs no luiMm .i o' yours, Mick: 'tin betwixt Tom ('.indo-i and me. Tom has a fain s for Kilty, bad n- to 'miii. and well talk It oi lalsoii.iblellke!" John O'Dwmi dled Into tin door way of inun iid.'t h, follow Ml by his loiepanlons "Hldd ' h" calkd. "jcoini of the mild stuff, (5 cm lilc . It!" Tin old fctulT wa;c iioured troir. t black bottl- and plnrM before the three iii"ii, who ill. ink it without water Shuie and this It the tlirue dhrlnk," f.ild O'Dwyer. 'tin like milk. It noothos Hi. tlmper like a woman." he added, c cnteiiiidatlMdj. ' Now thin, Tom Con don," In went on, "is it to xnairy KH Mou .tr afther, or what?" To mair her," said Condon, "be foi' rather Itourk", wld Ivory con-alnieiiii- for a i;ood wnldin', an' nil tin- filndF tlicr an' the world to look on " ' rich- be al'." nald John; "the frlnds 'nil tome afther. Ye've a tongue like a stlirnnie " "Didn't jc at me a question?" "I did." "And didn't I answer ye?" "Vo did, but It wasn't how ye'd do it I wantid to know, but whether ye'd do it at all " "He "till, t-a Id Mick, "and tall: since. Wh.it'll Kitty say? that',-? th thlnnr." lie winked fixith ely at Mrn. Mulcahy behind tie bar. Mrs. Mulcahy returned the win', and poured out moio Ahtsik. "Thi lie loi yer," said John; "what'll KItt lay'" 'I'm thlnkln'," said Tom, "of asMn' h r this bles- d day " 'The dle! ye are! Well, thin, and I'll do th s-amo, and heic'a to my luck, Jllster Condon." "And hie's to mine," said Tom. "And heir's to ths both of yer," said Mick, "and may Kitty forgive ua for plaln' like this wld her name." They ilunk, 0'Dwir'j queer eyes blinking rapidly in appieelation of the tickling in Ills throat. "We'll go togeth er. Tom." he said, "and put It plain and swate to hei you, Tom Condon, or tne, John O'Dwyer That'll be fair to the girl, and no shame to any one. And you, Mick," he went on, "ran come to see all's squaie and kape Tom from makln' his long spaches. I'd pity the poor soul 'ud marry him; phure, he'd talk the dlvtl dumb!" "As for the talk," said Condon, "'tis you hae the Arift: and yer father had It befoie yer." ' He was .i good man, God n-;,t him!" 'He was-bairin' the talk" Come," hald Mick, "If It's to Hally hlneli we're golii', tla time we fret out. And Ue tin dhrink be now no mote, Hiddy, take thlm glair's away. At rah, would je wait to b- dhiunl: whin ye Hnake to t'ie girl.' Conn, an, now. whll. 't!i lifcht " And Mid. maiMialed the rileiidi- Into thi" stteet. Thej tutned to th left and mounted a slight hill to the b.uiaeki-, whero they turned Into th iall hlneh road. The gao tne Imuresfrlmi of men bent on i-erlous busings', and the nearer they got to Rallyhlneh xw more serloua they lKcame O'Dwyei'f pa-e hlackened: Condon's f"ll In with hlr; and the only one who r.-nird in ativ hurx-y wan Jllck His b.i'.kwnrd faee, as he tutned to ui go then on, was gravely earnest; his for wind oip;er:.lon wan Indicative of a budding chucl.le, aitfully le-juessr-d Have e- It al! arransed'.'" he asked. "What'" raid O'Dwyer, sharply. "What ve're goln' to sav." ". coont, wlnii'd I be comin' for at all If I didn't know thai?" "Very well" bald Mick, "'tis some times hard, I'm told, to manage when It conien to the question. Yo mltjht feel sthruck like and nervous. Ah, no doubt ye'H manage well, John, huio, ye've had exparlente In thlm matter. Who's to abt III st"" The two men slopped dead. "Begun. i," said Condon, "I nlver thoiiuht o' that. Mell" said Mick, "e must fix It up fni two ean't spako to oust, and It 'ud be mi ugly thing to quairel befoie the l! I 1! 'icgln " Kild O'Dwyer. Nu but I will," said Tom. ' You shall, thin, an' that's settled!" Condon xepented and looked appealing ly to MUk "Toss up," said Mortality, "and him nn win 11 snake flrat. Hurry, now, for theie's Father Hourke Just come away from the house, and Klttyil be alone." The coin spun and O'Dwyer won; Tom fell back a iuex with a relieved sigh. The pi lest paused as the men touched hats. "Hoys," he said, "did I see a coin go up?" 5 SUITORS. "Ve did, father but shuie ye wouldn't bo too partlc'ler about the like o' thnt," said MIcU. "Who won?" "I did soi" said O'Dwyer. "How inui.ll was It?" "NothltV at all. 'Twas only for whos to art a question first, soi" "Is It a weddln' you' to thlnkln' of. boys? Go on, then, and settle It. Don't siand thoie gi limine at me, Mick. A wediiiiiij, Id It? Ah, but that's brao Hewn for a poor prlei.t! ' And 1'ather liouikc wuved his hand and twunij heavl'; ti. the roid. The thri men approochcil the house In slrii-'e fllo- ib-n ciiin O'Dw.ier. tlnn Tom Cm i, and )at- Ml'-k. It wna sniid but up iitiul'iV nr.it a few new outbuildings, with sound roof.. Iiulliat ed a ccxtain detlnlte piopeilt, and there was a little gaideu, full of um fully tended llowers, befoie lh door. John tiptoed up the pithway eautloulv and knoiked; they all lnsllnrtlej touli off their hats befoie the ilnoi was o'.ened. Them was n minute'-, delay, dm Ins which Mlek tiw the out tain of a side window move suspliiou-dv and catuln a glliupvi. nf u ion ol black hair. Tlnn the dooi opened and Kitty stood Ik foxe them, (lashing welcome from Hushed cheeks and white teeth, and dropping (limine ejellds over deep blue e.ves that erined always bilnuning with laughter. Mirk noticed a red lose In her hull Hint he could have Kwoin was not then- a moment befon . "Ah, an' welcome to se all'" tiled Kitty. "An' h.is It been a good market today, .in did e see father vv ith the young i ah is? Come In, do, and sit down Shine, je'xe such big sthrong nu n the little loom'li baldly hould 3,0, 1 and 1 fici Just like a child among je all Never mind the wolkbox, Mister O'Dwjcr, I'll pick up the thlnga nftlii r; nv i oore je couldn't know It was theie. Don't stand, Mister Condon; take fa tin r's chair 'tl" tine and com foita''le afth"r a hard day. An' now, 1 what'll -.o take to dhilnk.'" They took whisky, all In embarra--i ' silence, init Kitty was itieen in It 1 fathei's houe and c battel ed on a though the objeet of the visit had nev er entered her pietty head. "I lii.ir there was a noise in Lluieilik J.esti ilnv. Mtstri O'Dwjcr, and jotx not there' Shuioif e'd have known tneri'il have been a bigger wan." 'Tin u quiet man now, Kitty," mid John. "Is It that and you In the biggest tow only last week? I lit ot d e stood up and Miit them ilyln' all wajs. 'Twas four down at wan time fiom .ver own list." "That's the tliruth." slid O'Dwjcr, wanning to the recollection. " 'Twni afther Sandy's weddln' ye mind, and a ial fine weddln' it was" "An would ve do the like o' that at jer own w.-ddln'. Mister O'Dwjei?" "Me would," iaid Tom Coaden, with conviction. I "Och, no! Kape yir tongue still, Tom. 'Twns bv way ot dlvaislon. Kittv, an' no bad blood spilled, good or bad." I " Twns me high speeilts," said O'Dwyer, apologetically. 1 "Well' well!" laughed Kittv. "An' j so j.er a quiet man, now' I can't say ye look It, with or ec that lleice on Mister Condon. Mister Mortality, sit down licit? by me." ' Micl; obe.ved; he thought It was about time lor his fi lends to get to business. "Mister O'Dwyer and Mis ter Condon have 1. wind to f'v to ve, Kitty," he said fixing the two wav oior.3 with a stern glunce. '"TIs you first, John." "Me, Mick" ' he asked, Innocently. "Yts, you, to be shure; didn't ye win the toss? ' "I did, but shuie I wouldn't hould to that If Mister Condon has a mind to .spake first." Tom waved his arm thieatenlngly. "Oo an!" ho said. ODwvcr drained his glass and re garded the bottom of It with an apo plectic Hush. Then he cleaied his throat laboiinusly thiee times. "'TIs this way. Kitty," h" said "Me and Tom's fiinds, an' beln' frlnds, we has tastes In common, io to spaKc." He puused and rattled his money in his pocket, peihaps only to leasstuo him self, " n' belli' fiinds," he repeated "Ah, lave the frlnds ilone. John," Interrupted Condon; "spake up, nan, an' sa what's In yer mind'" 't apologize for 'inn. Miss Mote, said O'Dwyer, with treat dlgnltj . "wan gentleman shoald know bether than to inteirupt another. "I3ut what's It all about?" trie d Kittv, with an cppeallng glanco at Mick. "It's like this" said O'Dv.'yer, "beln fiinds, we has tastes in conim 111, and won o' them tates Is for you. ' "For nio" mm mined Kittv 'Tor vou. "Pis my wish to mairy, and to marry yoif 'tis Toms wish " 'To many and tomany oll," bioko In Condon, who did not approve ot this mannei ot conducting the altalr. "To marry vou, Kitty," he added, "before Father Hourl.e, wld lvery convalnyciuo for a good weddln,' in' all our frlnds theie an' tin world to look on" 'I've good land," began O'Dwyer again, "an u dacent house, and a fine tows, bedad, as lvtr vveio milked, an' money In tho bank and the best pigs frt Tlppeiaiy " "Iiarrin' mine" said Tom: "an' ast Father Roun'.e, for he hat', a side o" bacon av me last week, ur.d It made his mouth water to look at it. "Tom," says he. "'tis a pig to bo pioud of; un" do ye happen to have r. few gti-ens I could boll wld If' " "Well," said O'Dwjcr, " 't isn't the pigs we're nsklu' Kitty to mnrry, but ourselves. An' I'll tay this an' ye'll all know it for thrue I'm as tender as a gill whin I'm not roused." But mnvbo 'tis alsy to rouse je," Tom suggested. "I'll not deny that; but shuie Kitty knows a man without a tlmpt-r's 110 man ut all." 'Thruo for e," said Kitty; "but there'H tlmpeis and tlmpers; wan'll be fieo wld his list an' another wld his tongue." "I'd nlvtv Kthxike a woman." "Suxe I'd be bulther and honey to ye." said Tom. There was a long pause, In which the sultote benevolently xegaxded each other. Kftty glanced nt Mick and smiled; Mick shook with his quiet laughter. The littlo room seemed full of heavy breathing. tlastKlttyspoke. "Father Uojrkc was here this day." she said, "an' I'll not deny he spoke to me about marryln'." "Ho was always me good frlnd," said Tom. 'urn!" mur- muted O'Dwyer. "An" I told hlni," Kitty continued, "I was ton young to b thlnkln' uv It. 'Hut no,' sas he, "tl" nineteen years since I elnlsteticd e, an' that's a good ago and n bright age,' says he, 'to mairy an honest, nbir boy. 'Well,' says 1, 'failn 1 nn' who was ye thlnkln' av for me" ' Heie she paused and hlilHhcd and her blue eyes took a new depth of meaning and color "No," sas he. but who was o think' av for yerself' " "Ah!" slaheil 0'Dw.ver "Thi! kindness av uin'" murmured Tom. "An' wliu' did e sav, Kitty?" asked llk'k. " 'Is It me thinks about the HUo o' that: says 1 Ave' saH he, 'I've known glihi think av It an no blame to them." "Well, thin.' says I, 'an' I have thought nv It, an' many a soft wind he's sini (o me. Hut could I bilavo im, father"' " ' Yc could " said Tom. 'lvery wind," silo O hwver. " "I'll it 'ud depei d,' iys he, 'on who It Is. An' what's I ! name?' ns he. '1H1.' sajs I 'an' if Mlil. Molality, nu' may Hod bless 'im an' knpu 'im, sivs I ' Am! at that Kitty'" head wini tlovv ii on to Mlei:'. shoulder and th'ie was tl." sound of 11 imp');' sob. o'Dwvir and Condon gazed Into each others i'iicc. until a bioad smile pnhsed between tl" m. Then O'Dwyer liimmueil mi tin table , ith nii glass and burst into a nun of laur'iter. "Well"' be 11 led, 'to thing Mlek 11 1 In 'ill' thai thil'l. on Ui! Tom, wiie b ite fair " "Sliuie I dldn t l'now to. Mit tin. me sllf," said Mlik: an" "if iCittv had a inncy tor 1 libel i' je will, slu. must have hi 1 1 liniiii." "Ye dldn t kimv., Mick, 'llltv whin pei'ed. "How ciitilil 1 know. nsthoteV" An' me dvin' toi je Mich." "in in" lr me i Into your ees, Kitty. So .hat';, d-ln'.' Then I'm ill In", too." "Ye'U din Ink to oiil' health"" asked Kitty, pppeallngly to the other wo. "Hedad," said t'oiidmi, "scs, tin' we'll il-Mtctj nl vei weildlu ' lint ye'd best knpe J.1I111 iiD'vji'i' aviiiv, lor hos Still ong vi Id tile lifts ' "I'll oiilj use Ui. in." said O'Dwyer, "jg'in vei Inlmles ' So tli-' ill ink iIil he iltli and then the defenti'l 'ov 'l's ivtlllti"d to Cam lii'HO ill 111-lii-tii 111. And us thev wen they sane melodious!" and with the lightet-heaited lilt In the world oh, Noial. i'Ne,! friu v in 11k inv heart An' Ni rnh O'Ni ill she'., veil Ai ' It' N01.1I1 o Ni 111 I'll love, me ill 11 h 'Till 1 111 It In muli! am' dead! LIFE IN PORTO RICO. It Kaii Sonio Drawbacks. But the Inge ulcus Amcilcan Can Manage to Get Alonft. H.m .In 1.1 l.i 'ter ii. Llikago ltcci Ml. As to til" p. Ice of living, the best hotel chargi . .'J a daj but the .leop Inj. 100:11s ill opei. Into 1 nuts, have 110 outslib wmdovvrf niit! aie to the last etnmiti hot I'nd'"' Sp-mlsh laws, 11. town" v her" Inmsi s adjoin, no outside window? are all. .wed. This v is to avoid tli dii'ij-ei of dlir fiom U.i Interior blow Ins on to adjacent ioofs and co it.iniliiatlng the water, ns all the cupply Is mlleetnl 1 10111 the 1. ilnt all :uid stoied In cisiems. fiom which It Is dtawn by buckets in the tr.oie moilist houses and nv small toice pumpb in those of gieafr pretension. "Ar have an idvintiif- In our house which hits out-Mo window 1, tuinlshid with Hopleil bllni' but no glass, which Is Inn lltil ustd on the Island. The tronli.il till. id oonslstj of a shut ter lo the o.usld of ivlileh .1 Holld ple'v ot wooci I lilnged. so that the window can b 1 ft mtliclv open, or entliely tlosui, or ilosed with a frhut ter which i.:clud-s the sun but ad niltsi nil' unci a eei tain amount of light. Tile ooois ire furnished with moveable shutti r whit h tan bt closed with bais of 11011, glvlnt; the eftoct of a frolld dooi Oux house contains a batlnoom piovlded with a native tile bathtub, elgl bedtoonie. a fritting room, dining loom, a double poicb, nl fro a kitchen containing a native stove, which Is sdiapd like a rtrv goods box, made of tiles and cement, with little charcoal lecept.tcles at the top. Tho fumes of the charcoal pass out tluough a large funnel-shaped hood of tile and cement built ov. 1 the stove. The homes of the better class are lloored with tile, and piactleally no rugs or caipets aie used, owing to the Insects ilcas. cocktoaches two Inches or more long, and many other varieties. Tor this kind of house, with a large yard containing the evor-picfrcnt cocoa nut palm and clumps of bananas, we pav JJO a month. Tenants con hire all the neeessaty furniture 10" nn eight- ' I,,om houe at fiom fC to fc n month, outhide or Pens, linen, cioekoiy anil 1 Mliei wine. I.lneli frheels. are used ex- lush ely bv the upper class, as other f Unlet- are too hot. A bed Is piopeily made when theie are two sheets and a Pillow on It. Canvas cots1 with re movable covets, costing Jl.75, are In general use, but a peculiar kind of lion bedstead Is considered more fashion able, it has small lion supports for a tanopv of mosquito netting, these nets are an absolute necessity, as theie am plenty of mosnultos nt nil seasons of the year In both town and countiv A native horso, caniage and haine-.s may be rented by the month for $10. Tho native horse Is about the size of our pony, ho Is fed but little main, If any, and scorns pioof against nil kinds of 111 tieattntMit and abuse. The 11a tlvei are most ciue! to dumb animals. e'oal oil Is. usually sold In Miuue five gallon cans, which, when emptied, are used by the natives as lantern-" on their ox carts. One side Is caiefullv punched full of nail holes, a door Is ini Piovlsed on another side, a hole is cut In the top and the can Is attached to a board nailed to the side of the cart. This, with a candle for fuel, makes a very fair light, and teitainly looks plc tuiescpio on tho load. Death Kate in Battle. Of the fiflo-n dccltlvu baltlts ot th world tho averago deatli late In tho last live of them (of which alone tellable sta tistics aio prenervcdi was about 25 per cent , ranging fiom SI pet cent., the Dilt Ish loss at Satatoja, to '7 pir cent, tho liifs of tho Swedes nt I'ultowa. Of other gieat batll-3 It Is dllllcult to 11 -c Hie aver, age death rnte, though It 1n.1v be estimat ed at about 10 per tent. Tho iiUoh rimgo from OH (tho (ierin.111 loss at Sedan In September. IbTOl, to tyi per cent , the llrlt Ibli loss at Illoody Albuer.i Ah n mat ter of fact, things stand very much ns they used to, sav a that tho sluuuhtcr, when It does cccur, i.lwnvs rotnes more quickly Paris Dally JIernensei. Modern Style. "lilng out, wild bells!" the pet wrote, Hut wcro he hero today " To lltten to the phone'h thrill noto "Ring oft!" is wliHt he'd say. -L. A. W. flulletin. "A fine man, Clod bless DEWEY SAYS HE IS NOT A DEMOCRAT LITTLE ADMIRAL'S DECLARA TION OV rOLlTIOAL i'AITH. He Is 11 Tollower of Fturagut Ap pieciated the Old Adinlral'n Itc luctance to Give Up the Proud Position of Head of the Aucilean Navy for the Oiieious Duties, of the Presidency His Patriotic Re marks at the Close of the Civil War, Which Seemed Alniobt Like a Prophecy. . W W Stove, In klin I iuiiiImo 1 hi imp lo. Situ Hie destruction of the Spanish Heel at Manila Unv was accomplished Admliiil Deuej ha been conspicuous In tl'u public i.ve and all sottr uf pollt bat s ei uh'Hoiifr lme hein Hti. In llilf eoniiei tloi. the Admit ilV polltha! faith has been 11 subject of ili-atissloii. Itl biollier lim vouched for hlni us i Kepiibllean, and Hit? subjoined uaira tivc of pci '0n.1l telitinn. with Dewey when he wn.t a lieutenant commander It' the old navy Is of more than ordi nal' Interest, as well as veil tltnclv, as It shows that he was a Itepublli nn alsii at Hint lime, uitoidiug lo his own deel.ti at loll' "1 urn 11 licpubll 'an " Mr. Dewey was In a oniiuunlcatlve mood He was talking to an Ainciiiaii gentleman, whom we shall call Mr. 15.11, b' cause that was not his name. "I am a liepubllian ' -..ild Mr. Dewev, "1 come nt old Vermont stock, looied deep In the soil that tacts thu nigged slopes ot the tJrcen Mountains Hut, j on know we naval otlieeis Hro not itlilillid lo discuss pjttls.in qucs tlons aboil d ship. To do so would bo to pass lu('gm nt on the acts of our i-upeiiorfr. alio that is very apt to bo Mibveifrive of gooo. discipline." VOIATK'S IN TIIK NAVY. It will be 1 1 iiiemb-uii that at this time the question of n totiHtiui lion had biioinc a fll.ltlul soliict ol aciimoiilous contention all our tin noithein stall s Audiew Johnson, the hiicceiisor of the lamented Llnndu, vvas irjlng to i.my out a line of polity dilteiing widely fiom that favored b the Unit ed State-s senate On boa id of tin ('oloimlo we were frpaieduiuih If not all, id the a ilntony mallllchted elbewhele We hid troublts of our own. mid wt wHelv abstained from meddling with polities, convinced that whore both sldts weie oiimll pa tllotie tin same gmeral testilt would b evenluall.v attain d In spin- of the gloomy lotehodlngs of Hi 1 lval matois. "Yes, yei," uld Mr. Hill, in answer to Mr. Dcwt.v i' .speech "I 1 an well un derstand thai heie, whole theie ale doubtless all simile? of politic al opin ion, paitlsiiu ills.'usslon inn do no good and uiistnl do gie.it liaim" "Iaetl' bo,' it-tumid Ait. Dewej, "wo have heie our little woild, tilled Willi In own inics and pleasuies, Its in Allege and iisponsiiiilltlc'. The love of honu. of ling and of loutitrv ii not by a. iv nn am diminished bv our Isolation, but the Incidents of place -t tit! ot pulley v e are coutint to leave in the hands of tho'c who aie wllllrg tr give frpitlnl attention to fric h 1 tblusk 'I can see, now " said Mr. Hell, "why j oil naval officers are accused of lack ol ambition." "Oil, nt; to that," said Mr Dewey, H'ti. I, chip his shouldeiii. "I think we i.m't bo lightly accused of nnv lack oi" 1 11 billon. We have enough of that. ... . .. .. i.i't 11 nas a iiirtiiion or its own. pos- I i.iiu inn. coio;Miiieiiueit ny 1110 oiuin- I 111 y laiiiUiriin." j '1 have no drubt of that, i-Ir" my leason for making the remnil: I did vat. 1 have often wondered at the 1 inumed t'lffeunco between the ainiy and nnv In this particular." I "Well, ves" said Dewey, laughing. "there aie politicians In the army; that can't be denied." "I rcmembei.' said Mr. Hell, "heInrT In company with Mr. Lincoln and Hor ice (Jreelev at Cooper Institute when thi. subject was discussed. Mr. Lin coln said that he lecognlzed In Me Clellau and Grant and other aimy otll 1 or-, po'liblo uvals for presidentl il honors; 'but,' ho continued, jokingly, 'the navy will never give me the nlght maie.' " 'Well," obseived Dewey, "It may bo that tin navy lias never icfused the Im pel lal crown, because no naval Caesar has been ottered It." "Ah. there jou are mistaken, sir," said Mr. Hell. "Now I can tell jou nuthoiltatlvely that Admltal Tarragut has been very urgently pressed to ac cept a presidential nomination, but he losltlvely refused to listen to tho pto posal." "Tho dear old fellow," said Dewey, musungly, "I can well understand that. Why should he? He has reaclnJi. the height of his ambition, and If content To bo the undisputed head of the United States navy Is an honor supeilor to that of being president, with its anxieties and ca.'cs and Its exasperat ing squabbles tor party spoils," "Aha, It Is easy to we in wli.it dliec Hon your ambition lies " Milne? I was not thinking of my silf at all, but ot our old coniinaniler; but as for that, you are light, if jour conclusions are btoadened out to em brace the great body of naval ofllcers," This conversation took place at my table shortly after Mr. Dewey's trans fer troin tho Keaisage to the flagship Colot ado DHWHV AH TOASTMASTUH. Wo were ljinff In the littlo harbor of Vlllefranche. It was In tho latter part of lfo'. Mr. Klmbeilv had received his com mlFslon as a lull-Hedged commander, and was already on his way home to takes command of the United States receiving ship Veunont, stationed at the luslii in the Hxoolyn navy yard. TJiutenant Commander Oeoige Dewey had assumed charge as our executive, and Lieutenants S. D Amos, John tiltteiiuen vviiton. vviiuam t. samp. son. Henry H. Hobcson and James 1'. HobeitRon. or "Ills Jim." as th" Jack ie called him, were nil made lieuten ant commanders As th" newly-appointed olIlcirs strode forwaxd past my station on the ciuaiter detk, with the additional quarter-Inch stilpe 011 tho sleeves of their nut . and with fold oak leaves In their caps, thej siemed to havo fiovii an iiich taller. This was more notlco.iblo In the sedate, pilni, frlx-foot Snmison. whose head grazed tho deck beams c vet head as ho stalked forward In the miii deck towaid tho otllcois' lounging and smoking place In tho eyes of the frhip. A number of noUd Amoi leans wore visiting Mce at the time, and our ofllcers. willing to show oft their now uniforms and anxious to maintain th if pututlon of the i.vy for hospltnllt: resolved to give a grand dinner In the vvuidroom Mr. Hell was one nf the Invited miosis. The dinner was a success. Judge Aldls, Anierlcnn counsel; Dr. Hcsack, Colonel Wllloughby, General Cnrelton, M. Oavlnl, the piefeut of the dtsttlct, and General Correard. "the commissary gcnernl of the department, and several ofllcers of the other ships of our licet made up the list of guests. Mr. Dewey was toaMmastcr and ac quitted himself with his ununl grace and dignity. He alluded fcellngjy to the ulirlng times of the past, to his as sociations with some of those present, vi Ith Watson, running past the battcr Irs at New Orleans and Port Hudson, with Kobeson at the capturo of Kort risl tr. All present had done their duty In the positions assigned them. "In those days It w ns brother against brother With such material arrayed in opposition, It could not be othcr wls thnn a fierce war, ptotraeted and bloody Let us hope that never again Fhn'1 wo bo compelled to lift our hand ngiin8t our political kin. If wo must fight, let It bo with some foe to the principles of liberty and humnnlty. Then we shall be able to show nroud lv to the world the invincible dash of merlean seamen." - - Red Tape. At Ulolwit, In Upper tillrsla, a jouttfi ster'.s kite got caught on the electric who ot a lite alarm A policeman noticed tho accident, and In order to git tho kite 11 moved imido il written iijurt, which, after having pmisril bj tho "l'ollzclkoiu mlfrsar," way foivvaidtd In buccesion to Hie "l'ollzel-Insj)eUtor," tho Magistr.ilo find the Tuiirli stligeratkommls'loii. ' The last-ni'iiiLiI uuthorltj mgageil all 1 n glnetr to ummo the offending kite, anil t'coinui ndtd the .Miclstialc to uwurd the caliiiis inhuman with a picnilum of i pfennigs The mglutu' lintiden In a written upon to Hit iffett that the klto had be. '1 icmovid i hi liuinttlpal trine my p lid Hi" polln uir tho sum of .. pfennigs and iceclveri In lotuin a dulv hlgned ackmivvlcdKiiiiiit Tho nuistei of the schiinl which the iinluckv kite tlcr r ttiiiilul . fouiteen dis hail In en spent In tr.it Ine hlni) rs'ilvcd lintructlons to ro cicly wair his pupils against living tmlr kites a-'altist iletilc wires, mid uflor cuin- jplvlng with tho lnstiuttlons icpcrtcd ac , curdlnd . lint thi "IVuerloiehgeratkommlsilon" dt tei mhu d tlmt the mailer should not rot thne Thcv M.nt a ileputatlon to the lent Sihnol lloird to asl; that all school Inspi ctors in the illstnet -liould be In- 1 nti iicti il to frei tint ill tin 1 Illicit .ti 111 "he I'm .1! seluels ipiilvul a .limllar warning I J !' bciil'n.i.tii. ot all tin. i-chouU vue iiiconlliigl situiiiiii vvllh wiltt.n In- Isttiictlons m to tin way in which the imttfrs.irj v.iniln; shuulil be lulivo Ml. 1 liti.l.us wile ilsti.lintiil among tin u- 1 Millie pup'il itlc 11 1 tie In ul m liuol In- I spec tor wild Infill! id ot tin sU.u that h '.1 In in i.il.ui. lb Itiforiind the School Hoard, tiul the Silmnl Itonid the Itu-?-"! ,iiulstet. Tin ill tne vvilttui doi'iitiieuts relating lo til iffilr wirt tollccted. and ulliT helm' 1 111 ii1ii il with 11 formldible 'iwjstii muni 1 1 vn n l.ilil in 11st In nu 'otllil'l ph'tonlicile i ur 'niiilis jm.sm f'uni Hie loss nf tin kite l p 'In tin ill 11I1 , fricli m e .tf dmiinients and l.p rts toli- (Cinlng it New York Announcement, vney7 n fl-aiEr-mr '0, imim b mm 1 Rc:non why you should buy it I in pn-fcrencu to any other. 1 1). ISou'ius'i it ii th" best runittttro that can lio pr iiliie'i'il.buihitx nioilnun tiipl lltU'Ft fji'tili'., i'J . lSeutiusu out UH-OI tinents aio iltii I'll ille'd ; i3 lleciiuso our ptl' es are the lowest ul vliii h fjooiU of btandui'il quality cati he soltl. Novelties for theliolidays. These eomprisn thousands of tn ticlo, front the iuop -n-ivo Rookoi, i:.'isvC i.iiroi Wii'ln Desk, to the mntt i.viitiKttto Dre islnr I'nblo cr ....-.....,-...- '.-'-...f ...... .. , Ual)lint. Those ilei'liotis of sel-ctlli'- use ul, uninNcimn ml ovor welcome Holiday Girts, will II id n'nplc choice in our v.it stock, and nt all prices, plnlnlv marked !R. J.Horner & Co., rnrnlliir Hikers unil Impor(-ri- G1-G5 1Y. 2d SI ., Now York (Acljolnln:- I'dcn 31tl.ee.) ITornf" .t Co 'i K't.ibltslinicnt i'oac of tho i-lglits of Niiw Yoik V'MTspnpor Conuiient. LOUIS "fll'il UUi"i. y Dttr stock of this class of goods will be sold at very low prices to close out and some very rare bargains are offered. We also offer at very low prices a complete as sortment of French Chiua for decorating purposes. MHhrP FitFH1 full l I l I 111! 130 Wyoming Avenne, We Are Now Showing the Largest, Finest Hver before shown in this city. We have spared no pains to collect the most attractive and most ar tistic goods that could be had. We have a grand display of DIAMONDS, Mounted in Rings or Brooches, Studs, Scarf Puis, Cutf Buttons, Ear Rings, Watches, etc. We handle only Perfect Stones ol Good Color. Stone Rings oi all kinds, a big variety, especially a nice line ot Opal Rings. A Mammoth Stock of Fine Jewelry STUIU.IXft Sll-Vtilt we have et Cutlery, I able Ware, etc., etc. We have just introduced a beautittil line ot 14K. uold Hlleit loilet Articles, warranted to wear ten )CaiS and Will not tarnish. Brilliant Cut Glass best that can be had. Watches Are We have all the new things out. All the new styles and all the new improvements, from the cheap est to the best American or imported. We can not mention a fraction of all we have. A visit and inspection of our store and stock will convince you we are "no seconds." Agents fur tho llcglna Music Uoxcs. Christmas 5 araains They They They AT A. E. Rogers' 213 Lackawanna Avenue. Diamonds Wc carry a stock of jewels, every one exquisitely cut and every settinj- modeled after prevailing usage and tone. There is no gift so appropriate as a gem of perfect ray serene, and it does not take a fortune to secure something very beautiful. We can supply jou with anything in this line at prices amazingly, satisfactotv. Fine Jewelry Wc place a ery attractive line of these goods at the dis posal of Christmas shoppers. It has never been our privilege lo offer a more beautiful and pleasing line of Kings, Brooches, Studs, Scarf Pins, Cuft Ijiittons, Jiar Rings, Chains, etc., at ;i scale of prices offering such perfect satisfaction to the pur chaser. We ate proud of our stock and pleased to show it. silverware We cannot begin to name the many beautiful articles shown in our holiday display of Silverware. We can only ask all who contemplate the purchase of gifts to come in and see for them selves our .splendid assortment of rich and appiopriatc presents. We aie showing the vety latest designs and most popular styles in goods of unquestioned merit. Ottr-prices are very low, in deed, lie sure to see the advantage we are offering this sea son in Silverware. Watches The sale of first-class time-keepers is an important feature of our business and the reason we arc having such large sales in this line is owing to the fact that we sell strictly first-class watches at extremely low prices. We never misrepresent our goods, but will at all times sell you an honest watch at close price and guarantee to give you full value for your money. Wc have in stock for the holiday trade a beautiful line of ladies' and gentlemen's fine watches which it will be a pleasure to show you if you will call. Clocks A clock makes a very nice and acceptable Christmas gilt, and we are offering the greatest inducements to holiday shoppers in this line. We carry a most complete and elegant line of clock which, in both ornamental and time-keeping qualities, cannot be excelled anywhere, at prices which will please and surprise you. RUPPRECHT, 231 Penn fluende, 0pp. Baptist Chtirch. FORMERLY KLEUERd'S. We invite your earli est iuspection of a large lino of choice, well se lected BriG-a-Srac, Lamps and Fancy Ware. and Best Stock it in everything Novelties, Toilet Our Hobby Are Many, Are Desirable, Are Reliable, Jewelry Store .'Li Coal Exchange. Articles, Brushes, Desk Fitting, Pock f--7nrlr?--i ii t1 J "Trrr-j CONNELL