THE SCR ANTON TRIBUNE- FRIDAY. OCTOBER, 28. 180S. 0 lr" i , CARBONDALE ITho Carbondalo correspondence of Tho Tribune has been placed In tho hands ot Mr. J. M. Forbes. All complaints ao to Ir regular delivery, etc., rlno news Huns, should bo addressed to Huberts & Itcl' nolds, news occnts. rOOTBALL YESTERDAY. Scranton High School Eleven Defeat Local High School Team. "ieaterday at Alumni park the Scran ton High school football team admin istered the rolpnant medicine oC do feat to our Hlph school eleven. Tho day was an Ideal one for players, but a trine cold for tho spectators. The locals were outclnescd at every point and their pluylng failed to show a redeeming feature. Why they should endeavor to plav njjalnst mich teams as the Scranton eleven Is beyond comprehension. The gamo was a brutal exhibition, not withstanding; tho IiIkH Kcore run up by tho vibAnrs. Gates, n half-Brown hoy qt tho homo team, was hurt so badly that he had to he taken from tho game and Ktlpatrlck substituted in his place. Tho pnmo was uninteresting on ac count of the one sUIediiess oC It. Tho trains lined up for tho l'rst half with Scranton In possession of the south ern goal and Carbondalo kicked off. From that time to tho end of tho half Scranton did not lose the ball once, nnd succeeded In scoring twenty-three points. In tho second half Scranton kicked to Gates who fumbled and Scranton succeeded In scoring eleven points In about four minutes' nctual playing. Then the game was called on account ot darkness, tho total score being 34 to 0 In Scranton's favor. The llnc-up was; S. II. P. C. II. S. .son left end Swlgert .illllps, More ..left tacklo Owens jtono left guard AVarren fclscnfluh center Miinn '.lofan right guurd Nealon Schultz right tacklo Kllpatrlclc VaUghan right end Iluthford Tropp qbartrr back ....Van Uergsn Dcrshlmcr left half ...Hates, Hellty lleBow right half lOstcrbroo.t Harrington full back Whitelock Holoree White. Umpire Forbes. Lines men Jones and Coleman. Timekeeper Rose. MORRISON AT THE GRAND. The great Lewis Morrison and a company of clever artists presented "Faust" before a large audience at the Grand last night. It was Mr. Mor rison's first visit to this city and the audience was greatly pleased with him. He Is peculiarly adapted to the role of Mephlsto, and although ho has many Imitators, there are none that vcun Imitate him as ho Is. The audi ence was an appreciative one and ap plauded vociferously. The parts ot Fauet and Marguerite wen; excep tionally well portrayed and the whole company was far above the mediocre. JOSEPH MURPHY. The legitimate Irish comedian. Jo seph Murphy, will be seen at the Grand tonight In "nhaun Untie," the greatest of nil Irish dramas. Mr. Murphy Is n favoilte with Cnrbondnle audiences and should not be confused with his brother, John, who also portrays Tilsit roles. lie 'Is supported by a rplendld company and carries a largo amount, of scenery. Judging from the advance sals of seats he will have a fair Wzeel audience. THE COMING FAIR. There is much talk In and around tli" city concerning the big fair which will lie conducted by tho Mitchell Hose company In tho Watt building. Prep arations aie well nndtr way and the affair promises to be the largest of Ittt kind ever held in this oJtv. They have " decided to present a gold watch as a prize to the lady selling the most chances on the fifty dollars In gold. FUNERAL TODAY. The funeral of the late Mrs. Ellen Keating, whofce death was given men tion in this paper yesterday, will be held this afternoon from the home on Pike street. The cortege will move at 3 o'clock and proceed to St. Rose's church, where the usual ritualistic service will bo held. The Interment will bo made in St. Rose's cemetery. LOCAL AND PERSONAL. Uev. James Hughes spoke at tho Raptlst church last night, taking for his topic "Ten Years' Work as a Mis sionary in Africa." Many people 11s ( tened to his lecture and were pro , foundly moved. A large delegation of the Scranton council Junior Order United American Mechanics expect to visit the Pioneer City council tonight. Mrs. L. A. Bassett, Mrs. S. O. Shields and daughter, Helen, and Miss Susan Jadwin attended the Shlager re ception at Scranton yesterday Miss Mary Pengclly Is in Pleasant Mount attending tho wedding ot Miss Flora Moase. Frank Blair, formerly of this city, no a- of Clarcncevllle, Long Island, was In this city Wednesday. Res, William, Gislon, of Old Forge, nnd John Byrne, of Constnblevllle, were guests nt tho parochial residence yesterday, Uev. Charles Leo has returned from Martlmsburg, W. Va., where he had been attending the synod. J. J. F. Moran, ot the West Side, will leave today for Colorado Springs, Colo., , where he will spend the coming winter. Miss Olive Moon guvo a card parly p to a number of her friends ut her home, t on Terrace street, Wednesday evening. Emmons L. Peck is in Pleasant Mount, where he attended the wt-d.lltig , of a relative. ' Daniel Thomas has resigned his rosl tlon with Tucker & Maxey. Matuon Abbey, of Salem, Wayne county, is visiting her brother, M. O. Abbey. Jlss 11. Oerrlty, of Delaware street, v- called on'Scranton frlendB Wednesday. Miss A?nes B, Mills, who has been visiting in Brooklyn, has returned "'home. f Mrs. Putz, of Susquehanna, is visit s' riff friends in this city. J. P. A, Tingley lias returned from Bingliimton, N. Y., where he spent the past few days, Mrs. J. S. Berry, of Canaan street, is visiting friends, at Wilkes-Barre. Miss Blank, bf Brandt, Is the guest Nervous Exhaustion I Horsfordjsflcid Phosphate Is supremely bonoflclal. ' Shun Substitutes. Put up only In bottles. or her ulster, Mrs. E. B. Gardner, ot Washington Btreet. Mr. vV. E. Watt Is visiting her par ents In Wllkcs-llarre. Mrs. J. 1 A. TlnRley Is vlsltlns friends In UlnRhamton. Miss Minnie lCyto has returned to her homo In West I'lttaton. VEOKVIIiLB. Mrs. Mury A. Strnrhcri, grand wor thy matron, Order Eastern Star, ac companied by Mrs. V, I- Taylor, paid tho Clark's Kummlt chapter nn olllclal visit last evening. The borough electric light plant will be tested Saturday. Edward Uetts was a Itoneselnlo vis itor yesterdaj. Dnigglst AV. S. Woes contemplutes thn opening of n now drug store at Olyphant In the near future. The store will bo located In the Uoyd building, formerU occupied by Drug gist "Wanting. The store Is now nn del going ji complete renovation and will lie supplied with new furniture of the latest design. Mr. James Roo ney who Is now employed by Mr. Jlloes at Ills tV-kvllle store, as pre serlpllon clerk, will have charge of the Olyphant bianch. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Roberts attend ed the Ecnrdsley-SlmrcU wedd'n.; at Faetoiyvllle Wednesday. Mrs. Levi Howell and Mrs. William !)liman and ten, Claude, are the guests of Wilkes-Darrc friend. Mr. and Mrs. William Wl-.oinan passed Monday with friends et May lit Id. Miss Alablo AWscott, of Glenwood, 1 visiting her brothers, George, Earnest and Ralph Wescott. Mis. A. Oakley, of Scott, Is visiting relntlves In town. The funeral of Mrs. Eddy will take place from the residence of Mr. Reese today at 12."0 o'clock. TAYLOR NEWS. Knights of Pythias Entertainment nnd Smoker Personal and Other Notes. One of the most pleasant social events of the season was that of the Taylorvillc lodge, No. -1G2, Knights of Pyt . which took piece on Wednes day ling in their rooms in Reese's hall, 'ut event was a smoker nnd entertainment. Invitations were sent out to different organizations of the Knights of Pythias and tho Dunmore nnd Petersburg lodges were represent ed. Tho following programme was rendered In connection with tho smok er. James E. Watklns was chairman of the evening. Mr. Wntkins In a short and happy speech called on the Watklns musical family for a selec tion. They responded uud rendered their parts with much credit. An ad dress was afterward givtn by Mr. Charles Rldceway. of the Dunmore lodge, and a duet was rendered by James E. Watklns and David M. Davis. John E. Evans next favored the audience with one of his choice lecitatlons. A selection then lollowed by the Watklns family; address by C. J. Quick, Dunmore lodge; song nnd dance by Comedian Joseph Coombs; solo, George Phillips; solo, 0 .in Coombs; selection, AVntklns family. After the programme was rendered a repast and smoker followed. Arthur Recti is .mproving from his recent sickness. The funeral of the late John Toole, of Mlnooka, who was instantly killed in Greenwood mine on Wednesdny, will occur this morning from his late home. Burial will be made in the Ml nooka cemeteiy. Any one having money from the sale of tickets of tho recent excursion of tho Protestant lodges of this placo is requested to turn it in by this evening to the committee which will meet In Mr.. Winterburn's. Invincible commandory, No. 2."2, Knights of Malta, will meet tills even ing in Reese's hall. Miss Gertrude AVntklns, of Grove street, was the guest of Miss Elizabeth Lloyd, ot Jackson street, Hyde Park. Superintendent and Mrs. AVIllinin R. Owens, of North Taylor, attended tho funeral of the late Richard Hall, ot Hyd Park, yestcrdaj. Steps have been taken to organize a football team in this town from the Taylor Reds base bull team. The Reds have achieved distinction by winning from some of the strongest teams In the county and with a little practice with tho pig skin tho new organization will no doubt make an en viable reputation, as tho team Is made up ot splendid Individual playeis. Mr. and Vrs. Herman Feldman, of New iork, who have bean visiting the latter's parents, Mr. and -Mrs. Adam Relnhardt, of this place, have leturn ctl home Don't foiget to attend the Hallowe'en social of the Christian Endeavor i-ocl-cty of tho I'resbyterian church this evening at the homo of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Harlowc, of Washington street. Several cases of diphtheria have been reported to the board of health. Lackawanna lodge, No. 113, Ameri can Protectant association, at their last meeting, elected the following of ficers: Jacob Reese, worthy master; Richard Winters, worthy deputy mas ter; William G. IIowcIIf, recording secretary; Thomas M. Davis, financial secretary; Thomas D. Moses, treas urer. Three Doctors In Consultation. From Benjamin Franklin. "When you are sick, what you liko best Is to be chosen for a medicine in tho first place; what experience tells you Is best, to bo chosen In the second place; what reason (I. e., Theory) says is best to bo chosen in the Inst place. But If you can get Dr, Inclination, Dr. Experience and Dr. Reason to hold a consultation together, they will glvu you the best advice that can be taken." When you have a bad cold Dr. In clination would recommend Chamber lain's Cough Remedy, because it is pleasant nnd sate to take. Dr. Exper ience would recommend It because it never falls to affect a speedy and pre mnnent cure. Dr. Reason would rec ommend It because it Is prepared on pclentlPe principles, unil acts on nat ure's plan In relieving the lungs, op ening the becretlons and restoring the system to a natural and healthy condition. For sale by nil druggists. Matthews Bros., wholesale und retail agents. ... m i TOWANDA. The only Elmer E. Vanon Comedy company, which is always given n full house pvery season that Manager Klrby Is fortunato to book dates with for this place, will again visit our theater-goers and give u three nights' utancl. This comedy comrany gives tho popular play of the "Limited Mall," "Patent Applied For," "Rene, the Rope Walker," "The Hidden Hand," "Friend Tom," nnd the most famous French comedy, "La Clgale." This company comprises nearly twen- ty people of tho highest theatrical tal ent, nrd carry the best electrical and other scenic apparatus to bo seen on any theatrical city stage. The dates for Towanda ttro for three days, com mencing next Monday, going from here to Plttslon, Ullnghamton, Scran ton and Wllkcs-Harre. Tho old court house has been sold to John llrennan for J200. Towanda Is well represented at tho pence Jubilee In Philadelphia. Mannssnh York, one of Wysox town ship's oldest residents nnd nn old vet eran, died at his lato homo on Satur day. Dayton's flouring mill Is compelled to run night and day during tho buck wheat season. Some of our town printing ofllccs are busy with tho election ballots this war k. AV. J. Keating, late of tho Tldd hoiMo, will soon become proprietor of the AVIIcock'a cafe. TI13 Wnlbrldgo house will change management about Nov. 1. The I.chlgh Valley's new signal tower was put In operation nt tho upper station on Tuesday. Several of the Towanda comrades will take an active part in a bean bake at Lo Rnysvllle, Friday evening. TREES THAT DRAW LIGHTNING Select Beeches for Shelter During a Storm and Avoid Oaks. From the St. Louis Globe Democrat. Alex. McAdie has asked the weather bureau to investigate tho question why some kinds of trees nre more frequent ly struck by lightning than others. Apart from the Importance of this sub ject from other points of view, It de mands attention primarily as a matter of saving human life. As Mr. McAdie shows, many people, particularly farm ers and those who work In tho Holds exposed to thunder storms, will work until the storm is almost upon them and then run to tho nearest tree for shelter. It the tree Is an oak, and tho charged thunder clouds nro moving toward It with high electric potential, the person or persons tinder tho tree are in tho line of strain and ull unconsciously are contributing to the establishment of n path for the lightning discharge through themselves. On the other hand, If tho tree selected for shelter happens to bo a beech tree, there Is some icnson to believe that It will af ford safety as well as protection, though tho reason why Is not nt pres ent made clear. It is known that the oak is relatively tho most frequently and the 'beech the least frequently struck. Basel on the somewhat loose colla tion ot figures on the subject hereto fore available, It is estimated that in tho matter of relative attraction of lightning, if tho beech Is represented by 1, the pine stands nt IB; trees, col lectively, rank about 40 and oaks f4. The trees struck are not necessarily the highest or the most prominent. Oak trees have been struck twice in tho same place on successive days. Trees have been struck before rain began and split, and trees have been struck during rain and only scorched. It is suggested that the division ot forestry and the division of vegetable pathology shall combine with the weather bureau lr an exhaustive in vestigation of this subject, and that those familiar with forests in their re spective neighborhoods will tender their experience ns to the relative fre quency of lightning strokes on differ ent kinds ot trees. But before any statement Is made as to the danger ot standing uinlcr certain trees during thunder storms, the more general ques tions of the effect of lightning under trees will have to be gone into. Such a study will deserve the ro-operatlon of statisticians, physicists and vegeta ble pathologists. ADULTERATION OF FOOD. English Are Adepts in the Business Especially of Sauces and Jams. From tho Sun. "From time to time one reads much In the newspapers concerning the adul teration of American food," said an eminent New York analytical chemist, "that the average consumer might be tempted to believe that this is the only country in which euch fraud nnd deception Is practiced. But this is for from being the truth, for during a recent visit to England I had occa sion to test the qualities of various eatables there, and the result was that I found they contained much larger percentages of deleterious mat ter than our own products possess. "For Instance, bottled fruits are in England colored green by the addi tion of copper in the form of sulphate (blue stone.) A knlfo blade Immersed in the juice of the fruit would rapidly become coated with a bright deposit of metallic copper. The English have not adopted the simple and harmless plan which th; French huve of giving on apparent green color to their pre served fruits nnd olives by tho use of bottles made of green grass. Sauces, potted meats and fish are constantly adulterated or colored by means of Armenian bile. This is done partly by custom, but chiefly to conceal the dirty appearance ef the pastes and sauces. The British public will have its anchovy cauce red. The uncolored sauce is unsnlable, though super ior to the rod abomination, tho filth being removed fiom the former, while In the latter it Is merely concealed by the Armenian bile. Jnm3 are adul terated by the mixture of Inferior fruits. Marmalade frequently contains apple pulp or even turnips. Coloring matter and artltlclal flavorings are frequently uced. "An Ingenious Industry goes on large ly in London which is wholly unex pected by the public. Haspberrles, otanges and other fruits are purchased by the wholesale chemists and tho Juice extracted. Then tho pulp Is bought for a low price by the man ufacturers of cheap jams for flavor ing and placed upon the market a 'lino new season Jam' or marmalade. Mus tard is adulterated with Hour nnd tumeric; pepper with husks of seeds nnd any kind of dust that comes han dy to tho dishonest vender. So that the business of the drug grinder offers Just as much temptation to the adul terator In England as it does in Amer ica." Russia's Astonishing Progress. Truxtun Beale, In Forum. While thn Anglo-Saxon rnco Is today tho dominant ruco of tho world, thoso who huvo seen the Immense material de velopment of IttisBla must udmlt that at tho end of the next quarter-century tha relative power and influence ot tho Anglo-Saxon raco will be much dimin ished. The traveler who takes the Ori ental Express at Paris for Constantinople runs down an Inclined plane of civiliza tion. O reaching Vienna ha feels that ho Dr.BuIE's &i5f : r . ?T "'p UoublMorae cough Cough Syrup "ctolor. cures iu a lew day, l'rlcc jjc. at all UrujcsUU. Is out of tho vein ot material progress; at Belgrade ho begins to seo countries and cities tnklnir on an Eastern look; on the third day ho passes through Sophia, tho semi-barbarous capital of Bulgaria; and on tho fourth he arrives at tho filthy capital of tho "unspeakablo Turk." Few realize that a further short sen voyago of thirty hours brings ono Into a zono'ot progress as vigorous ns our own. 8c bastopol, at tho end of tho Crimean war, a squalid Tnrtar village, has now, with Its magnificent terraces and quays, tho air of a great European seaport. Tho Crimea itself, known to us, throush ac counts of tho Crimean war, as a mem trackless plain with an Arctic climate, Is now fast becoming ono of tho greatest wine-producing countries In tho world. Directly across tho Crimean peninsula tho plnlns of the Doncltz, which havo Blum bored for centuries In Isolation and si lenco broken only by thu march of Tar tar hordes, have recently taken on an ap pearance similar to that of the environs of Pittsburg; twenty largo fnctorlcs for tho manufacture of agricultural Imple ments being now at work in that locality. Across the Caucasus, beginning ut tho eastern short of tho Caspian sea, Russian engineering has built a railroad over the shifting Bands of tho Bokhara desert, nnd from tho quagmires of tlio Oxtis to tho onco mythical city of Samarrand, tho capital of Tamerlane, but a few years ago on tho limits ot tho Known world, deep In tho wilds of Tartary. Over this Immense region tho same activity of progress can bo seen; lingo barracks, which in those deserts Bcem to have risen In tho night llko a mist, are filled with soldiers, who aro being educated in tho arts ot war with alt the military sclenco of Europe. Here tho cotton acreage is extending so rapidly that railroads have not kept paco with It; and caravans, sometimes from ten to twenty miles long, nro hurrying tho crop from all directions to tho railroad tormlnus. ZOLA NOT A DEGENERATE. Novelist Has Submitted Himself for Examination as a Test. From tho Medical Record. Anthropologythnnks to the labors of Lombroso and other scientific men of the Italian schoool occupies a much more prominent position than was at one time accorded to it. Max Nordau's startling theory that genius Is only a form of degeneration, although not ac cepted in its entirety, is yet regarded by many as worthy of some considera tion. Until recently no genius has offered himself as a subject for investigation. Now, however, fola has stepped into the breach and has allowed a thorough study of himself to be conducted by a number of French specialists. Wheth er Zola can be looked upon as a genius is a rolnt upon which probably no two persons will ngree, but that he Is pos sessed of abilities far above the aver age will be conceded by all, and that he has, judging from his writings, many of the mental attributes of de generation will also not be denied. It appears from the investigations, the results of which are published in a pamphlet by Arthur MaeDonald, hat physically Zola is somewhat abnormal. but peculiarly so; that ho is neither epileptic nor hysterical, nor Is there the slightest sign of mental alienation. Although he bus many nervous trou bles, the term "degeneracy" does not apply to him wholly. Magnan classes him nmong those de generates who, though possessing brilliant faculties, have more or less mental defects. It Is true that 55ola has orbicular contraction, yCardiao spasms, thoralc cramps, false angina pectoris, sensory hyperesthesia, obses sions and Impulsive Ideas; his emotiv ity Is defective, and certain ot his Ideas are morbid; but all this is not sufficient to affect in nny appreciable manner his Intellectual processes. His strong and harmonious constitution gives him Immunity; his intellect is not contaminated. Toulouse cays ho has never seen an obsessed or impulsive person who wab so well balanced. Yet Zola is a reu ropath that Is, a man whose nervous system Is painful. Heredity seems to have caused this tendency and con stant Intellectual work to have affected the health of his nervous tissues. Now it is a question whether thbj neuropathical condition Is not an ex citation that has given rise to the In tellectual ability of Zola; whether a diseased nervous system Is a necessary cause of great talent or genius Is quite another question. Yet pathological fncti havo been such constant concom itants of great talent and genius that the relation teems to bo more than a temporal one, and suggests the idea of cause nnd effect. However, before this burning question Is finally decided, it will be necessary to make a study of several othsr geniuses. ALL ABOUT YOUR WATCH. Some Facts About Timepieces Whlcn Many Persons Are Not Aware Of. From Pearson's Weekly. Open your watch and look at the wheels, springs and screws, each nn Indispensable part of tho whole won derful machine. Notice the busy bal ance wheel as it Hies to and fro un ceasingly day and night, year In and year out. This wonderful little ma chine Is the result ot hundreds of years of study and experiment. The watch carried by the average man Is composed of ninety-eight pieces, and Its manufacture embraces more than 2,000 distinct and separate opera tions. Some of tho smallest screws are so minute that the unaided eye cannot distinguish them from steel filings or specks of dirt. Under a powerful magnifying glass a perfect screw is revealed. The slit at the head Is one-fiftieth of an Inch wide. It takes 30S.OO0 of these screws to weigh a pound, and a pound Is worth 317. The hairspring is a strip of tho finest steel, about nine and one-half Inches long, one-hundredth of an inch wide, one-four-hundredth of an Inch thick. It is colled up in spiral form and finely tempered. The process of tempering these springs was long held as a secret by the few fortunate ones possessing it, and even now it Is not generally known, Their mnnufacturo requires great skill and care. The strip Is gauged to one-fifth of an Inch, but no measured Instrument has as yet been devised capable of fine enough gauging to determine before hand by the size of the strip what the strength of the finished spring will be. A one-five-hundredth part of an Inch difference In the thickness of the strip makes a difference in the running of a watch of about six minutes per hour. The value of these springs when fin ished nnd placed In wntehes is enor mous In proportion to the material from which they arc made. A ton of etcel made up Into hairsprings when In watches is worth more than twelve and one-half times tho value of the same weight In pure gold. Hairspring wire weighs one-twentieth of a grain to tho Inch. One mllo of wire weighs less than half a pound. The balance gives five vibrations every second, 300 every minute, 18,000 every hour, 432,000 every day, and 157,080,000 every year. At each vibration It rotates about lone and one-fourth times, which makes OUR RANGE OF PRICES Because we keep the finest shoes in the city, should not give you the idea that we keep nothing but high-priced goods. Our aim and ambition is to give the people the best shoes for the money they wish to pay. LADIES' MEN'S GIRLS' BOYS' CHILDREN'S $1.25 $1.25 $1.00 $1.00 $ .50 1.50 1.50 1.25 1.25 .60 2.00 2.00 1.50 1.50 .75 2.25 2.50 1.75 1.T5 .85 2.50 3.00 2.00 2.00 .90 3.00 3.50 2.25 2.50 1.00 3.50 4.00 2.50 3.00 1.25 4.00 5.00 3.00 3.50 1.50 5.00 6.00 3.50 4.00 2.00 Finest assortment of Babies' Soft Sole Shoes to be had. Prices, 25 and 50 cents. Our Shoes are the standard of style and quality. Comer (fMMfMMMfMRWWWW 197,100.000 revolutions every year. Take, for illustration, a locomotive with six foot driving wheels. Let Its wheels bo run until they have given the same number of revolutions that a watch does In a year, and they will have covered a distance equal to twenty-eight complete circuits of tho earth. All this a watch does without other attention than winding once every twenty-four hours. DECLINE IN FREIGHT BATES. William Jennings Bryan, in the cam paign of 1&U6, declared In ono of his pub lic speeches that thero had been no re duction in railway rates commensurate with the decllno In prices of other com modities. The statement was imme diately challenged and shown to be un truthful. Tho United States government (department of agriculture) has now Is sued an olllclal and authoritative state ment on tho subject in the form of a very carefully complied document by Mr. II. T. Ncwcotnb, of the bureau of statis tics. Tho decline In rates per ton per mile is shown to have been as follows; 1S07 1.925 1877 1.256 lbS7 01S 1SCS 1.S10 1S7S 1.298 1SS3 I'll 1SC9 1.700 1S79 1.1&3 18$9 VIZ 1170 1.8S0 1SS0 1.232 1650 011 1871 1.7S9 1&S1 1.1SS 18D1 833 1872 1.S4G 1SS2 1.102 1SU2 8U3 1873 1.G13 1SS3 1.203 1833 87S 1874 1.C20 JSS4 1.13G 1S91 860 1S75 1.421 ISSo 1.011 1S96 8M 1S78 1.217 18SG 599 1838 M)6 The decline In thirty years therefore has been from about 2 cents to 8 mills or a fall of 58 rer cent. Even this does not represent tho wholo of the actual de cline, because for tho earlier years tho records aro incomplete and the roads on which tho rates are not now ascertainable are those which with the least business had the highest rates. Tho real average for tho country in those davs was un doubtedly even higher than tho figures Indicate. Taking tho figures as they are, however, tho report says that tho de crease "Is probably not exceeded by that In the prlco of any Important commodity among those largely shipped by rail." This Is tho exact opposite bf Sir. Bryan's assertion, and while Mr. Bryan was only guessing for political effect, tho other statement Is ofllclal and backed by figures which aro unchallengeable. On Dangerous Ground. The editor of the great New York dally was excited. "Aro you trying to ruin us?" ho de manded. Tho artist falterlngly replied that ho had no such intention. "Ono would think," continued tho edi tor, "that you were doing your best to Health is Wealth. DR. E. C. 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