THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE-MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26. 1898.
171
ITlie Caibondate correspondence of Tha
Trlbunn hu been placed In the hands of
Mr. J. M. Forbe. All complaints as lu Ir
reitulnr delivery, etc.. eUo news lttnn,
should be addressed to ltobcrts Si Rey
nolds, news scents.
Schenectady, N. Y lias taken up her
residence nn Urooklyn street.
Wnltcr Henry Is suftcrlntr from In
juries lecelvcd while nt work In tlio
l'owilcrly mlno Saturday.
JEKMYN AND MAYFIELD.
INGATHERING DAY.
Special Services at the Methodist
Sunday Schools Yesterday.
A larte number of persons were In
attendance at the exorcises In the
Methodist Sunday schools. On nccount
of It being "Ingathering Day," n spe
cial programme was carried out by the
members of the different Sunday school
classes.
Each number on the programme was
Instructive and entertaining and elic
ited much favorable comment. The
numbers were as follows:
Singing Hy the School
Prayer II. 13. .lad win
"Man the Mfe-Boat" (Quartette)
Misses Snvder and Butler, Messis.
Dlx and Loveland.
Talk on Elijah Dr. W. J. Baker
Talk on Ellsha U D. "Wolfe
"Shunamlto Woman".. ..Hettle Wilcox
Solo May Kllpatrlck
Singing By School
"A Gentle Whisper," Misses Bronson
and Butler, Messrs. Loveland and
Dlx.
Benediction Q. A. 'Place, Ph.D.
The secretary's report was read and
furnished many Interesting statistics.
The singing of the quartette was ex
cellent, especially the rendition of
"Man the Life-Boat," by Misses Snyder
and Butler and Messrs. Dlx and Loveland.
Thero will ho on exhibition thH week
nt Harford fair a largo display of
drawing donn by some of thf scholars
of the Jprmyn graded school.
Corporal Maurice Guest, of the
Twelfth regiment. Pennsylvania volun
teers, and Miss Nettle Burdls weie the
guests of Miss Emma Moon, on Satur
day, Hogarth's band rav nn open nlr
concert on George Vend red's lawn on
Second street Sntuulny evening.
Miss Minnie Burke, of Nicholson, has
returned to her home.
MIfs May Kllpatrlck was the guest
of MIsp. Elian Oborne, lust Saturday.
Miss Mildred Johnson nnrt Frank
Stocker, Inst Friday evening, visited
Miss Marlon Crane,
The employes of Edgertnn Co tl com
pany were pild last Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Northup, o"
Scrnnton, spent Sunday with Mr. and
Mrs. H. D. Swlck.
Mr. and Mrs. Chnrlcs Davis spent
Sunday with friends in Avoca.
DANGER IN SODA.
TAYLOR NEWS.
COUNTERFEIT MONEY.
A Jewish peddler, who gavp his name
as Carp, was arrested for passing
counterfeit money, at the Instance of
O. D. Lewis, a conductor In the em
ployment of the Traction company.
Carp gave Conductor Lewis a bogus
half dollar, from which the latter was
to deduct the fare. The conductor
handed back forty-five cents, which
the peddler grasped at In an overly
anxious mnnner. Mr. Lewis, after giv
ing the Jew his change, closely scrutin
ized the half dollar, which he had re
tained, and found It to bo spurious coin.
He approached Carp and requested him
to take it back, but received a refusal.
The peddler left the car at Tannery
switch, in which vicinity he was after
ward arrested by Constable Nearj. He
was given a hearing before Alderman
Bunnell, who fixed his ball nt $300. It.
Cohen became the defendant's bondsman.
A COMING MARRIAGE.
Cards have been received In this city
announcing the marriage of Miss Eliza
beth Carroll, of Dunmore, to Maurice
Forbes, son of Mr. and Mrs. J. J.
Forbes, of South Main street. The
gioom-elect Is nt pres-ent employed in
New York tlty. The ceremony will be
performed nt the home of the bride's
mother, Mrs. Catherine Carroll, of But
ler street. Dunmore, on Thursday even
ing, Sept. 29.
VERY SICK.
Thomas J. Bnylan Is lying very low
with pneumonia, at his home on Pike
street. His many friends aro alarmed
at his condition and entertain fears for
his recovery. Mr. Boylan was a robut
specimen of manhood up to a few
weeks ago. when the disease attacked
him. He sank contlnuully, until his
condition Is almost hopeless.
NEW SCHOOL ROOM READY.
Studies will be commenced today In
the room furnished by the school boaul
to accommodate the pupils of the No
5 school district who can not And room
In No. 5 school. The room Is near the
white bridge and has been supplied
with all the necessities of a school
room. Miss Mary McLean will be the
teacher.
A CHILD DEAD.
Mr. and Mrs. John Matthews mount
the loss of a fourteen-months-old child,
who died Friday night of whooping
cough. The funeral was held yester
day afternoon from the home on Pow
derly street. Interment was made In
St. Hose's cemetery.
AT THE BAPTIST TABERNACLE.
A large number of persons listened
to Hon. M. J. Fanning lecture at the
Baptist tabernacle last night. Sir. Fan
ning Is a pleasing speaker and his ad
dress was Instructive.
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.
Corporal Maurice Guest, of tho
Twelfth Pennsylvania regiment volun
teers, which has been disbanded, Is In
this city.
Mrs. Harvey Smith has returned
home after a visit with friends In Blng
hamton. N. Y.
Mrs. Michael Harte left yesteiday for
Btooklyn, N. Y.. where she will islt
her daughter, Mrs. J. N. Lamb.
Miss Ella Putdy will leao shortly for
her home near Honesdnle, where she
will take up her residence.
Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Thompson will
close Fern Hall on Wednesday nnd will
move to this city, where they will take
up their residence In the Kahl house on
Wyoming street.
Mrs. J. D. LaBar is the guest of her
ion. J. D. LaBar, on Park stteet.
Mrs N. II. Smith visited friends In
Blnghamton last week.
Miss Llla Mead, of Blnghamton, N,
Y,, is the guest of Miss Jennie Put pie.
on River street.
Mr. and Mrs. William Lindsay aro
visiting relatives In Baltimore, Md.
William Johnson, of Belmont street,
Is In Albany, N. Y.
Miss Margaret Lenls, of South Main
street, has returned from a visit with
friends In Brooklyn, N. Y.
Joseph McCann, who hud a serious
attack of typhoid fever, is able to bo
out again.
Joseph Heap, of Hyland Park, is 111
with bronchitis.
James Wulker, of Belmont street Is
suffering fiom an attack of quinsy.
Mrs. Helen Gerrlty, tormerly of
Animatlscopo Coming A Reception
Tendered Other News of Inter
est. An extraordlnaty attraction will bo
the nppearance of the Edison Lyceum
company, which will present 'Edison's
latest nnd greatest marvel, the Im
proved nnlmatlscope, giving an enter
tainment of surprise. The entertain
ment will be held In the Calvary Bap
tist church on Wednesday, Sent. 2S,
under the auspices of the Junior Bap
tist union. Following Is a number of
the programme: Capture of Spanish
fort nt Santiago nnd different battles
nnd charges: tallrond train wrecked by
dynamite, desttuctlon of Ccrvera's licet
and the burning of the cruiser VIs
caja: Vesuvius throwing her two hun
dred pounds of guncotton, and the
earthquake which follows, etc. General
admission, twenty-five cents. Reset vod
seats, thlrty-flve cents; children, fif
teen cents.
The Tribune branch office in Taylor
Is In to Coblelgh building.
Funeral Director J. E. Davis has pur
chased the guldeless wonder, Myrtle S,
who can trot a mile In 2.30 without a
driver. She can be seen at Mr. Davis'
stable.
A reception was tendered Miss Carile
Grumman, of New Haven, Conn., by
the Willing Workers of tha Methodist
Eplscopnl chinch at the residence of
Rev. and Mrs. William Krlsby, on Fri
day cenlng. Vocal nnd Instrumental
music was rendered by members of the
party, after which refreshments were
served. Miss Grumman has departed
tor her home.
Emblem division, No. 57, Sons of Tem
pctance, will meet this evening, when
election of ofllcers v 111 he held. All
members aro requested to be present.
Mrs. Peter Jones, of Prlceburg, Is vis
iting relatives In this pace.
Mis. David X. Lewis and daughter,
Martha, spent the Sabbath with rela
te es in Piovldence.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Thomas Price, of Hyde
Path, visited friends In this place yes
terday. Mr. Tallle Thomas, of Union street,
spent yesteiday as the guest of his sis
ter. Mrs. M. J. Lloyd.
Mi. and Mrs. Lewis Davis, of Laflln,
were the guests of the latter's parents,
on Taylor street, yesteiday.
Miss Annie Bevan nnd Miss Davis, of
Bellevue, were visitors on friends in
this place yesterday.
Quite an Interesting quoit match for
(25 a side was played at the Pleasant
lew hotel. North Taylor Saturday af
ternoon. The contestants were Daniel
Da Is, of this place and David DavK
of Bellevue. The game was 31 points
out, nnd was won by the latter by a
scot of 31 to IS.
Mrs. Grlflln, of Wayne county, Is vis
Itlrg Mr. and Mrs. Anthony Lydon, of
Main street.
Morehnnt John G. Thomas Is home
from his trip to New York city.
Mif-s Annie Wntklns, of this place,
attended a soiree nt Hyde Park on
Fi May.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Chatles Curtis were
the guests of relatives in Hyde Park
yesterday.
Misses Bertha nnd Gertrude Reese
wera the guests of friends In Hvde
Pnik yesterday.
Mr. and Mis. John E. Evnns attend
ed tho fair nt Plttstnn on Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. David Beecham were,
the guests of relatives In Hyde Park
yesterday.
Mr. Joseph Renard, mipetlntendent
of the Kenard t Pons' silk mill, has
returned home from his business trip
to New Yoik cltv.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Thomas Jones, of Belle
vu". spent the Sabbath with the lat
ter's patents. Ur. and Mrs. Thomas
M. Davlr, of Main street.
Tavlorvllle lodge. No. J6S. Independ
ent Order of Odd Fellows, elected ofll
cers on Saturday evening and worked
th1 fliSt and second degrees.
The Archbald colliery was Idle on
Saturday owini? to the scarcity of cats
II. J. Daniels, who has been tepte
sentlng the Lackawanna Vnlley coun
cil, No. 81, Junior Order United Amer
ican Mechanics, nt the grand session
at New Custle, Pa., has returned home.
Mr. and Airs. Poter oungblood, of
Plttstnn, laltod relatives In this place
yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. August Rclnhardt, of
Taylor street, were the guests of rela
tives In Hyde Park yesterday.
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MOSCOW.
Miss Ruth Gntdner left for Wyoming
Seminary Friday morning.
The ladles of the M. E. church have
planned a fair for tho holidays.
The highways In Madison township
ate not a credit to the roadinttsters.
The property of Mr Smith, on Mills
street, has been gteatly Imptoved. It
Is occupied by Dr. O. B. Krlccson and
makes a very handsome oillce.
The summer lsltors hereabouts have
departed and we aro left to ourselves
once mote.
Mr. and Mrs J. E. Dunstone spent
Sunday with Mrs Dunrtone's sister at
Fnctoryvllie.
Mrs Purcell nnd Mrs Jeremiah, of
Sctanton, and MrH, Heals, of Phlladel-
Serious Results Sometimes Follow
Its Excessive, Use.
Common soda Is all right In its place
and Indlspensablo In tho kitchen nnd
for cooking nnd washing purposes, hut
It was novel Intended for a medicine,
and people who use It us such will
some day regret It.
We refer to tho common use of soda
to relieve heartburn or sour stomach, n
habit which thousands of people prac
tice nlmost dally, and ono which Is
frauRht with dinger: moreover the
nodn only glws tutnpoiary relief and
In the end the stomnoh trouble gets
wow nnd wot e.
The soda nets ns a mechanical irrit
ant to the walls of the stomach and
bowels and cases are on record where,
it accumulated in tho Intestines, cans
lng'dcnth by Inflammation or peritonitis.
Dr. Ilarlandson leeommcnds ns tho
infest and surest cure for sour stomach
(acid dyspepsia) nn excellent prepara
tion sold by druggists under thu name
of StUHtt's Dyspepsia Tablets. These
tnblets are large 20 grain lozenges,
very pleasant to taste and contain the
natural nclds. peptones and digestive
elements essential to good digestion,
nnd when taken after meali
they digest tho food perfectly nnd
promptly befote It has time to ferment,
sour and poison tho blood and nervous
system.
Dr. Wuerth stateH that ho Invariably
mes Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets In nil
cases of stomach derangements nnd
finds them n tertaln cure not only for
sour stomach, but by promptly digest
ing the food they create a hoalthv ap
petite, Increase flesh nnd strengthen
the action of the heatt nnd liver. Thuy
nte not a cathartic, but intended only
for stomnch diseases and weakness
and will bo found reliable In any sto
mach tioublo except cancer of the
stomach.
All dingglsts sell Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets nt oOr. per package
A little book describing nil forms of
stomnch weakness and their cur" mail
ed tree by addressing the Stuirt Co.,
of Marshall, Mich.
MILLINERY OPENING.
phln, were the guests of Mrs. A. J.
Decker Monday.
Mrs. Albert Miller nnd Mrs. Bennett
have returned home after a few days
visit witli ft lends In Wayne county.
Miss Florence Pltton Is spending a
few days with her father nt Blngham
ton. Mrs. Margaret Wardell and Mrs. P.
S. Posten are visiting friends nt Cata
wlssa. Mrs. nnd Mrs. L. U. Brown, of Brook
lyn, are spending a few days w Ith Mr.
Brown's parents, Mr. and Mrs. William
Brown.
Mrs. A. I!. Collier, of Scrnnton, called
on lelativcs here Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Depew and chll
dien have returned from spending a
few days at Nicholson.
LAKE ARIEL.
Gail Borden
Eagle brand
Condensed Milk
JRas No. Equal as an Infant FoM
ffHHNT HEAlTrfstMT FREE.' 'oirtf 9Hl&
Mr. and Mrs. Brown spent Wednes
day In Haw ley.
Prof. Golden has started a library in
the High school.
Miss Helen Hole Is visiting friends
In Sctanton.
John Andrews is away buying goods
for fall nnd winter ttade.
Ariel will soon have a foot ball eleven.
'Pi of. Golden will act as (oaeh.
J. F. McFarland Is contemplating a
trip to Pike county as soon as the hunt
ing season opens. He will have Ed.
Washer, of Dunmore, as a companion.
Many of our young people will attend
the Wayne county fair to be held on
the 2Sth, 20th and 30th at Honesdale
fair grounds.
The exclusion season Is closed and
the grounds will soon be locked for the
winter. The boats will not be put .away
until after the fishing season closes.
Jessie Fcrtis, of Maplewood, is at
tending the High school.
Asa Jones Is at Hamilton, taking care
of his sister, who Is very 111 with tj
phold fever.
CANADA'SSELF GOVERNMENT.
Offered as n Model for the Form of
Government to Be Provided for the
Territory Lately Captured from
Spain.
E. H. Brodllque In Times-Herald.
It has bpen stated that tho president
himself favors a colonial form of gov
ernment for tho territory acquired from
Spain as a result of the war. Also
that the Canadian system Is the one
most likely to be copied
Long ago Gladstone advocated tha
absolute light of local self-government
In the colonies This rule has been
generously applied to Canada, with the
result that since the federation of the
colonies In 1S67. very little If any fric
tion has existed between the dominion
nnd Downing street. The present sys
tem Is comfortable, not too expensive,
and combines with a feeling of local In
depdencs the strong protection of Great
Britain. The whole of the provinces,
Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New
Brunswick, Manitoba and British Co
lumbia, ate confederate and consoli
dated under the legislative and admin
Itittatlve control of the parliamentary
government at Ottawa, composed of a
house of commons, a senate, a gover
nor general, and sUled the "parlia
ment of Canada." The British Noith
Ametican act carried Into effect the
federation of the provinces Into one do
minion, with a constitution slmllnr in
principle to that of tho United King
dom. It provided thnt "the executive
government of and over Canada is
vested In the queen," to be carrledrin In
her nnmo by the governor general,
with tho aid and advice of a council
to he chosen by the pivprnnr general,
nnd styled "the queen's pry council
for Canada." But practically the gov
ernor gcnetal Is given but lltti - rower,
his authority being contnllc.l by var
ious statutes, imperial and colonial.
Canada Is subject to Btlllsh. rule, but
It governs Itself It Is not permitted
to utter Its voice in regard to Biltlsh
policy, but Britain has tin right to
dictate to the dominion In otremo
cases, so that the restralnini puwer
is not wnnt of authority, but rather
that common sense unci conctsslon
without which actual liberty and a con
stitutional goernment would bo Im
possible, AUTHORITY DISTRIBUTED.
In like manner the provincial Ic-gU-latures
have a largo liberty. Both the
federal nnd the local lerlHlntures of
Canada are certainly free If not inde
pendent. To the federal nowt Is te
strlcted the inlslng of public money by
a system of taxation, the bonowincr i f
moneys on the public credit ns well as
the laws of innrr.ngu and divot cs
On the other hand, n provincial Icgls
aruu may pto l.ii by prnvino'nl ta
dtlon for a prov nc'nl tevenut und may
b.irtow money ttt tho sola rco 1 t of the
pi 'it'ii co. It tr-iy bIho ndjiti". the laws
itrpe.'ialiilng lu (be golumuutlin of
MILLINERY OPENING.
MILLINERY OPENING).
MILLINERY OPENING.
STORE CLOSED ALL DAY TODAY--ON ACCOUNT OF HOLY DAY.
Grand Opening of Autumn Millinery
Wednesday, ?
Sept. 28. I
Thursday,
B
Sept. 29.
Friday,
Sept. 30.
EAUTY AND FASHION JOIN HANDS in making this the crowning event
of the year. A brilliant and glittering feast of novelties ; works of art and
creative genius in Women's Headwear that gives to our two great stores an
inuiviuuaiuy 01 biyie nuwneie eibc to ue iounu in inis enure section.
Three Great Exhibition Days.
During which time the most magnificent collection of Trimmed Hats ever gathered
together will be on view. Every one of them the personification of style, elegance and
grace, bearing the stamp of originality in design and perfection in art,
We Command Leadership in Millinery
Because the combined output of our two big stores in Scranton and Wilkes-Barre is
greater than all the other stores together. Our Mr. Edward Lone has devoted his life to
the study of fashion. Surrounding him is a corps of the ablest associates and assistants
that money and brains can procure. Our show rooms are the finest in the state. f Very
lew iiuubt; in rtineiiui uie us wen equippcu as we.
Paris, London and Berlin Come to Our Own Show Rooms
Thus do the fashions of the world congregate here and mingle with our own creations so near alike as to be
twins. And no matter what your hat requirement may be, whether tor every day wear or for the swellest or func
tions, price will be found absolutely lowest, for we lead in lowness of prices as strongly as in height of style.
As Millinery Marks the Season's Opening
So Do Other Departments Don Autumn's Garb
And our display throughout the store on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday next will be worth a journey of
miles to see. Under this massive roof is gathered an unequalled collection of the World's Finest Merchandise. Not
a season's novelty but what is first shown here a matchless, inconceivable array that we shall take great pride in
showing to you.
JONAS LONG'S SONS.
Greater Scranton's Greatest Store.
Humane withlr. the proving, though
Oml'ngs with dieuo Is stnctly fnihld
dn cutside of tic dominion parlia
ment, where it must pass both houses,
and Is therefore a thing both costly and
dlftlcult to obtain.
The federal government has the reg
ulation of trade and commerce, of the
postal service, of the militia, military
and naval service and defense: of navi
gation and shipping, of currency nnd
coining, of banking and the incorpora
tion of banks, of the Issue of paper
money nnd the dealings with bankrupt
cy and Insolvency,
Provincial legislatures may also from
time to time amend the constitutions
of their respective piovinces, except as
regards the ofllce of lieutenant gover
nor, who Is appointed by the governor
general In council. All local works and
undet takings, all matters of education
In the province, all Incorporation of
companies with provincial objects
other than a few especially excepted,
nte within the Jurisdiction of the pro
vincial legislatute So It will be been
that there exists the closest relation
ship between the federal nnd the pro
vincial powets, with no tianscendent
superiority vested In the dominion gov
ernment. The governor genet al of Canada Is
appointed by the colonial secretary for
a term of live yeats. This is practic
ally the only direct appointee of Great
Britain for the dominion. The leader
of the political party having a mnjorlty
In the house of commons is intrusted
by the governor geneial with the ta.sk
of forming a ministry, and this Is done
with an eye to certain geographical
conditions, so that each province may
be properly represented. This necessi
ty sometimes results In the best men
not being In tho cabinet, but It is the
lesser of the two evils. T?ach province
must be presented according to Its rel
ative powers, or thcie Is a feeling of
favoritism or lack of Justice.
ADVANTAGES,
Among the advantages of the Canada
political machlno ure cited
Itehponsible or parliamentary gov
ernment on the nngllsh model.
A permanent and non-political public
set vice.
Appointments of all Judges and pub
lic ofllclals by the crown on the advlco
of responsible mlnlsteis nnd heads of
departments who have seats In parlia
ment, and a Judiciary removable only
by the successful Impeachment by tho
parliament of the dominion not by the
legislatures of the provinces and free
from all political or popular Influences.
A secret ballot in all classes of pub
lic elections, a complete system of laws
for the repression and punishment of
brlbeiy and corruption at political as
well as municipal elections, and the
trial by an Independent Judiciary of all
corrupt practices at elections.
The Infreauency of elections.
The separation of municipal from
patty politics, dominion as well as provincial.
VMward Meek, an authority, says:
"In Its federal aspect tho Canadian
constitution bears somo resemblance to
thp constitution of tho United StatoH.
It also resembles the American consti
tution In that it testricts tho powers of
legislation and government, both fed
eral and provincial, within certain lim
its, end in tho fact that notwithstand
ing the power of disallowance pos
sessed by the Imperial government over
dominion legislation, and by the do
minion government over provincial leg
islation, the courts of the provinces, the
supreme court of the dominion, and
lastly the judicial committee of the
privy council, must decide on the con
stitutionality of ull nets, both of the
federal parliament and the provincial
legislatures, when their validity is
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: We Know What You Would Do
WILSON-FALL, '98
BROWN or BLACK
THREE DIMENSIONS.
Th kttid that Is fully guaranteed. Ilytlit
we mean you can have another tint without
costlflt does not eie entire satisfaction.
CONRAD,
SELLS TH EM AT $3.00
nofi
Lacka, Avenue
Piepare for a rainy day
by buying a
MACKINTOSH
GILLETTE BROS.,
lij Washlnzton Avenue.
Just received a stock of
LADIES' AND MEN'S MACKINTOSH COATS
that we can sell at one
k. half their value. All
first quality goods.
If YOU KNEW you could save money by buying our
School Shoes. You would buy here of course you
would. Well, WE know you CAN SAVE, becuse we
have made a point of securing the best to SELL AT A
SMALL PIUCE. Your children need a good shoe for
school and you will not need to buy so often this Fall
if you buy our
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specially selected cnooi noes
FROM $1.00 TO $1.50.
! STANDARD SHOE STORE. I
HANDIEST STORE IN THE CITY. 217 LACKA AVE
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OF SCRANTON.
Crab Apples,
Peaches, Pears,
Grapes, Quinces,
Blue Point and
Rockaway Oysters
Fresh Daily.
Pierce's Market
nn b t uipo..
KERVE AND DRAIN TREATMENT
CSTRed Label Special
I Extra Strength.
For Impotency. Item nt
Power. Loet Maubood.
TPsUk'
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written
Hterlhty or Barrenness!
poll
ttea
rr--;- luvuroin aiud, aLLororf.: '
lUereJHEorbymail. APXEH
Mm. a. Clarke, ja6 Pcnn Ave., Scranton, I'n
eix for 15. with
en iruaranti-rJ
to cure In 30 dais, At store'
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MJNi
questioned In actions or a case sub
mitted." Hut there are wide points of differ
ence, as further quotation shows: "The
government of Canada Is cabinet gov
ernment. In Canada tho legislative
and executive powers are combined,
and ure performed by the same ofTl
clulf, the same as In England. In Can
ada all the legislation must bo enacted
by parliament. In Canada the resi
duum of the legislative and executive
powers Is In the federal government.
In Canada the queen's representation
has no veto power."
Evrythlng doing;.
From the Chicago Dally Tribune.
The fctcamei rolled and pitched In tha
WUVCJ.
"Deah boy," groaned Cholly. at tho end
of his first ham on hhlpboard, "promise
me you will send my remains home to my
people!"
"Deah boy," lecbly moaned Cholly,
"you needn't send my remains lion'e.
There won't bo any "
The Lion's Share.
From Sparo Moments.
.Mnmmn Johnnv, hco that ou give
Eth 1 the lion's Hharo of that orange.
Johnn Yen, ma,
Iltlicl Mnnima, ho hrsn't given me any
Johnny Well, that's all right. I.lons
don't eat oranges.
Silent to Others' Faults.
Bho'i a veiy chatmlng wutnun,
That Is, as charmers go;
And no ono ever hrars bur
Dispensing talcs of woe.
An to her neighbors' doings
Sho Invariably l;ccp mum
I'orhaps the rcafon of It la
Iiecausu she's deaf and dumb.
Chicago News,
Special Attention Given to BuM
ncss nnd Personal Accounts.
Liberal Accommodation In
tended According to Balaucos uuJ
Responsibility.
3 Per Cent. Interest Allowed on
Interest Deposits.
Capital,
Surplus,
Undivided Profits,
$200,000
350,000
79,000
WM. CONN'ELL, President.
HENRY BKL1N, Jr., Vice Pre.
WILLIA3I II. PECK, CasMor
The vault of this bank is pro.
tcctcd by Holmes' Llcctric Pro.
tcctive bystom.
THE COUNTY
Savings Bank
and Trust Go.
428 Lackawanna Av3,, Scranton, Pa.
Capital $100,000.00
Surplus 55,000.00
Pa 3 Interests on savins deposits.
Act as Trustee, Administrator. Ouardlan
1- A. WATR12S. President,
o. s. JOHNSON, Vies President
A. II. CHRISTY, Cashier.
DIRECTORS.
Win P. Ilallstead. Everett Warren
August Robinson, I!. P, Kingsbury.
Mllo J. Wilson. O. s. Johnson.
U A. Watres.
E. Ill
IS
Lager
Beer
Brewery
Manufacturers of
OLD STOCK
PILSNER
435l0455HHHoL ScmillPJ
Telephone Call, 3333.
MADE NiE A MAN
AJAX TABLETS POSITIVELY CURB
i JVerrou Distatta Falling Mem
017, UopoUac hlMptewneas, etc . caui oj
br Abma or other Kicabaah mi Inrit
IqL cretlont. They quickty and turttu
rT reetoro Lost Vitality in old or younr. and
in a ana loraiuay, ouvoess or marriage.
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neat and effects a OUKG where all othr toll
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tiit upon fcarina; (ha genuine AJax Tpbletf. Thy
haTo cured thoutandt and will euro too, Vaplvaapos-
in
Hire written saaranteo to effect a cure EA PTC
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each cae or refund tha raoaer. Price
For salo In Scrantcn, Ta., by Matthews
Ihos, and II. C. Sandcrrcn, rirugglhts.
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AGAIN!
WHEN IN DOUBT, TRY They have stood the ten otjeari.
ana mvc curca mommas 01
cates of Nervous Ditcatei, such
as Debility, Dlitlncss, Sleepless.
neu and Varicocele. Atroiihv.&e.
They clear the brala, strengthen
the circulation, make dleeition
, , Js perfect, and impart a healthr
vigor to the whole being. All drains and losses are checked firmanintly. Unlets patleots
are properl) cured, iheir condltioo ofleu worries them into Imanitv, Consumption or Death.
Mailed sealed, Price li perbosi 6 boxes, with iron-clad leiat auarantee. to cure or refund tha
monejr.Jjoo. Send (or free. book. Addreii, PEAL MEDICINE CO., Cleveland, 0
by JOHN II. l'lIIilLl'S, IMiurmacist, cor. Wyoming avenue
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For Bal
and Spruce street.