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THE SCRANTON TRTBUNE- SATURDAY. JULY 23. 1898
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js Social g
3 and i
Personal
"Now Is my chance," said the sweet
Summer Olrl,
To the seashore I'll lilo me aay,
Who can tell In the Biddy season's whirl
That I may not catch a Spanish Count
somo day?
The season's amusements are at a
standstill. No one of the few who re
main In the city has even energy
enough to play golf, and the links have
been almost deported the past week.
It has been too hot and dusty to drive,
or to do anything but worry about
keeping cool. Tho trolley cars and. the
soda fountains under a big fan liavo
been the only desirable spots on earth
since Iccbercs were too remote to be
available.
In honor of his eighteenth birthday,
Mr. Joseph O'Donnell was tendered a
party by his friends on Thursday even
ing at his home on Irving avenue.
Mrs. C. M. Sanderson entertained at
cards at her home In Throop on Thurs
day in honor of her guest, Miss Hlg
glns, of Orange, N. J. Among those
present were Mrs. F. F. Arndt, Mrs.
Matthews, Mrs. Smock, of Ji'jladel
phia: Mrs. Law, Mis. Griffin, of Pitts
ton; Mrs. Merrlfleld, Mr. and Mrs, A.
T. Law, Miss Gerecke, of Ultnlra; Miss
Siarvlne, Miss Williams, Miss Hull,
Miss Van Cleef.
Mr. William Price's home at 135
South Alain avenue, has been the at
traction of throngs of friends recently
as a nlght-bloomlng cereus has fur
nished a delightful entertainment for
the vlrltojs.
Many of the Scranton teachers nro
Riving evidence of their zeal In contin
uing work during vacation at various
summer schools. Miss Nettle Nye Is
taking a course at Chicago. Miss Ste
venson Is at Nyacl:. Miss Barnes U
studying literature at Harvard. Miss
Mason Is taking a special course In
Greek und Latin at tho same place.
Miss Hannah Williams Is at Chautau
qua, as are also Misses Grace nnd
Katharine Hicks. Miss Pickett Is at
Huntlncdon, Pa.
The New Age of Tunkhnnnock says:
"The regular monthly meeting of Dial
Rock chapter. Daughters of the Ameri
can Revolution, was held on Friday at
the handsome residence of Mr. and
Mrs. James W. Plait, corner of Tioga
and Putnam streets. The chapter was
organized at Plttston, and a majority
of the members are residents of that
vicinity, but h few of tho families of
thift place whose anrcstral line can bo
traced back to tho officiary or ranks of
the Revolutionary army are also mem
bers. The meetings are held alternate
j ly at the homes of tho members, and
the entertainment consists of an ap
propriate literary programme and re
freshments. Friday's meeting wn
1 paittcularly enjoyable because of tho
appetizing dinner, served In courses,
and which occupied two hours, and tho
excellence of the literary programme.
Mrs. Annette Gorman and Mrs. Georgo
Johnson, of Pittston, gave sketches of
their ancestry; Mirs Elizabeth Bun
nell read a chapter from Rip Van
Winkle: Miss Bertha Sooy, of Mount
Holly, N. J., gave two especially fine
and appropriate recitations, and an In
teresting paper prepared by C. I. A.
Charman was read. Altogether It was
one of the most pleasant gatherlng3
the society ever held." The menu
cards at the luncheon were elaborate
and beautiful. They were the work
of Mrs. Charlotte Avery, the artist
formerly of Charleston. S. C, who
made many friends In Scranton dur
ing her stay here two winters ago.
Dr. and Mrs. Stein entertained at
cards Monday evening at their home
on Wyoming avenue.
Mr. Roland Reed will be the guest of
Mr. F. C. Hand In this city over Sun
day and will bo given a reception this
evening at the Hotel Rudolph by his
Scranton friends. Attorney John M.
Harris will be chairman of the even
ing. The Schubert quartette will sing
and there will be some Impromptu
speechmaklng. Mr. Reed will arrive at
6.40 this afternoon.
The engagement Is announced of
Miss Martha W. Moses, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. B. Moses, to Mr. Samuel
Woolner, Jr., of Peoria, 111.
Mr. and Mrs. H. H. Beldleman gave
n "War Party" at their home on Web
ster avenue last evening in honor of
Miss Mackle. of Kingston. In addition
to a most delightful social evening, Mr.
and Mrs. Beldleman surprised their
guests by an orltrlnal and tinlmm nn.
trlotlc programme, consisting of a
series of Interesting questions nnd
answers relating to our present war
with Spain, our army, navy, military
nnd naval heroes, Hawaii, Cuba, Porto
Rico and the Philippines. These wero
interspersed with the singing of patri
otic airs and the rendering of several
popular recitations, including "Barbara
Frletchie," "Sheridan's Ride," and
"The Whistling Regiment." The re
ception rooms were tastefully decor
ated with American and Cuban Hags,
flowers and palms. Each guest was
presented with a patriotic emblem and
a neatly printed copy of "The Star
Spangled Banner" and "America," em
bellished with a miniature American
flag. At the conclusion of the literary
programme, refreshments were served,
completing an evening of most pleas
ing entertainment. The following were
tho guests. Mrs. F. A. Beldleman,
Mrs. Horton, Misses Mackle, Kdn. Wag
ner, Minnie Lance, Flo Owens, Daisy
Doud. Dr. and Mrs. F. W. Lance, Mr.
nnd Mrs. F. A. Wagner. Dr. J. M. Mc
Dowell, Dr W. A. McDowell, Messrs.
L. A. Lance, D. L. Wilson, W. E.
Schlmpff, Curtis Powell.
On Thursday afternoon seventeen
young people from the West Sltfe made
a surprise visit to MIhh Ddlth Doty,
daughter of their former pastor, at her
borne at the Cedar avenue parsonage
on the South Side.
The day was fine and the affair
proved a complete surprise to Miss
Doty, who was left in charge of thu
house while her parents were absent
for a short time. However, she soon
took In the situation and warmly wel
comed her guests, who had been her
associates for three years past,
Those present were the Misses Cas
ele and May Lewis, Mabel Hancock,
Mary and Edna Parsons, Irene Moses.
Gwenctta Phillips, Esther Havard,
Grace Whiting, Hattle Goodrich, Han
nah and Phoebe Davis and Edith Doty,
Messrs. Bert and Philip Simons, Willie
Eurley. Eleazcr Carey, Walter Lewis
and Howard Dotv. At a seasonable
hour the guests returned to tho West
Side, bearing with them tho best wishes
of the Inmates of tho Cedar avenue
parsonage, who all unite In extending
an Invitation to them to repeat their
visit on any lime they may find con
venient In the future.
Movements of People.-
Mrs. Myron Knsson Is at Dalevllle.
Miss Florence Richmond It at Lako Wl.
iioln.
Mrs. David Weed and family mo visit
ing at Moscow.
Mrs. U. du B. Dlmmlck has returned
from Iloncsdalc.
MIbs Ruth Edwards, of Archbald street,
Is ut Crystal lake.
Mrs. M. E. Neal, of Elmhurst, was In
the city this week.
Mr. Howard Davis Is spending a fort
night at l.nke Wlnoln.
Mr. and Mrs. G. du B. Dlmmlck went to
Lnko Ariel last evening.
Miss Katharine Gallagher has been ls
lllnc friends In Moscow.
Librarian nnd Mrs. Carr and Miss Cora
Decker huvo returned from Lakcwood,
N. J.
Mrs. ArJa Williams and son, Frank,
arc pending a few weeks In tho Adlron
dacks. U. Benton Macl.ean Is spending his vi.
cation at Lake Wlnola, the guest of Wil
lis Sweet.
Mrs. M. W. Smock and daughter, of
Philadelphia, are cuest3 of Mrs. Peter
Davidson.
Miss Martha Bliblnsr, of West Lacka
wanna avenue, Is tho guest of relatives
ut E.tston.
Mrs. William Gable, of South Gat Held
avenue, has returned from a visit at
Gouldsboro.
Mrs. Joseph Bender and daughter. Miss
Mollle. of South Main avenue, are at
Philadelphia.
Rev. David Jones and family, of South
Lincoln avenue, will leave on Tuesday for
Utlca. N. Y where they will spend two
weeks.
Mrs, John Edlnger, of South Hyde Tark
avenue, Is entertaining Mrs. James Rol
lins and daughter, Miss May, of Jersey
Shore. Pa.
Miss Lillian Graham, who has spent
tho past few months with her sister, Mrs.
Rogers Israel, has returned to her homo
In Carlisle.
MIfs Carrie Darling Is spending a few
weeks at Hancock, N. Y.
Miss Jessie Kellow. or Chestnut street,
Is visiting In Hot.esdale.
Mrs. Brassc. of Blnghamton, N. Y., is
visiting friends en this side.
Mrs. H. L. Wall, of Washburn street,
is sojourning at Harvey s lake.
Miss Ldia Jacobs, of North Hydo Pavk
avenue, Is visiting nt Hazleton.
Miss Jehslo Frx.ce, of Wllkes-Barre, Is
visiting friends In West Scranton.
Mr. and Mrs. William Koons, of Auden
rled, aro vl<lng Scranton friends.
Mrs. C. D. Pettlt has trono to Balti
more, where she Is preparing to become a
tiaincd nurse.
Deputy Prothonotary John F. Cum
mlngs was at his desk Friday after a
two-day Illness.
Mr. and Mrs. J. S. McAnulty and Mr.
L H. Connell left Thursday for a trip
through Canada.
Professor J. 51. Chance will next week
Join Mr. and Mrs. G. O. Mahy at a resort
on tho Maine coast.
Superintendent Howell will give n lec
turo befoio tho teachers' Institute of St.
Cecilia's next week.
Fred Pfaff. Geotgp James and Bert Pln
nock, nil of tho Archbald. aro home from
a sojourn at Lako Wlnola.
Mrs. L. T. Barnes, who has been In a
Scranton bosplt.it undergoing treatment
for s-omo weeks has returned to her homo
In Tunkhanock.
Mis. H. M. Prendergast, Miss Prender
gast, Mrs. Vnn Scoy and Mrs. Browns,
combe, of Kingston, nro enjoying u trip
up the gerat lakes.
Mr. Llvy S. Richard Is with n camping
party near Lake Poyntelle. Other mem
bers of the party aro Messrs. C. C. Conk
lln, Frank Wolfe and W. J. Northup.
Dr. S. P. Longstreet went to Hallstcai
last evening on professional business.
W. L. Davles.of Archbald street, has re.
turned from a trip to New Yoik city.
Mrs. Charles Monnlnger, of North Gar
field avenue. Is visiting at Gouldsboro.
John Farrlneton, of New York city,
Is visiting relatives In West Scranton.
Dr. L'Amoreaux and family are spend
ing a few days In Moscow and vicinity.
Morri Thomas, of Company C. Thir
teenth regiment, Is homo on a furlough.
Misses Lizzie nnd Sophia Stumpf nnd
Mrs. Kato Knoth, of Hazleton, will spend
the nest few days In this city.
The Misses Margaret and Marv Rowan,
of Lafayette street, are spending their
vacation at Blnghamton, N. Y.
J. H. Backus, of New York city. Is In
town. Ho camped the last ten days with
a party nt Stillwater, near itloomsburs.
Willis E. Merrlman, stato deputy comp
troller of Albany, has been visiting his
mother, Mrs. E. M. Blackall, of this city.
Miss Mamie Coyne of Mlnooka. re
turned yesterday afternoon from Mllford,
Plko county, much Invlgoiated In health.
Mr. Charles Schlager and family an I
rcphew, Charles Teal, will leave today for
a two weeks' stay on the coast of Maine.
Misses Margaret Thomas, of North Re
becca nvenue. and Annie T. Humphreys,
of South Lincoln avenue, will leave today
for Atlantic City, where they will spend
their vacation.
Miss Slsson. of Ithaca, N. Y who has
been visiting In Scranton and at the sea
shore for the past six weeks, left for
Cayuga Lako on Thursday last, accom
panied by her bister, Mrs. Frank Mc
Gowan. Miss Grace Acker Is at Lake Wlnola.
Mrs. P. F. Campbell Is visiting friends
at Plttston.
Atotrney M. J. Donahoe went to Atlan
tic City esterday.
Mr. .and Mrs. S. G. Kerr have gone to
Colorado Springs.
Miss Teresa Klfscl will spend her vaca
tion nt Hoi ctdale.
Mr. Charles Beckwlth has returned fiom
a vlit at Norfolk, Conn.
Mr Lorenzo Kemmeror is seriously ill
at his home In Nicholson.
Mrs Martin Burns, of Seventh street,
has returned from Baltimore.
Bandmaster Thomas Miles Is at homo
from Camp Alger on a furlough.
Warden James Bcland, of Wilkes
Bone, was In the city csterd.iy.
Mrs S. I-,. Means, of Philadelphia, is
tho guest of Mrs. R.uidrlph Jones.
Photographer C. L. Grliiln and family
have returned from Lakewood, N. Y.,
Catarrh Cured
Fullness in the Head and Ring
ing in tho Ears
Bottor In Every Way 8lnco Taking
Hood's 8arsapnrllla.
" For several years I had no cessation
ot the suffering caused by catarrh. I had
a sense of fullness Id tho head and ringing
in my ears. One ot my nostrils was
tightly closed bo I could not breathe
through It, and I could not clear my head,
I tried aeveral catarrh cures, but failed to
get relief. Seeing accounts of cures by
Hood's Sarsaparilla I determined to give
it a fair trial. After taking a few bottles
I was satisfied it had effected a cure, for
the catarrh no longer troubled me a par
ticle and I felt better in overy way than
for years. I am now ablo to do a hard
day's work on the farm." Alfred E.
Yjnst, Hocrneratown, Pennsylvania.
U.J5 Sarsa
HOOd S parllla
Is the tet-ln fact the One True Blood Twiner.
Bold by nil druggists. tliSlxforfS.
nooa s puis cajy to operaU. n .
DR. S. P. LONGSTREET.
Nearing the End of His First Term as Coroner of
Lackawanna County.
The fact that the many friends of
Dr. S. P. Longstrect nie urging him
to agnln be a candidate or coroner
Is not n matter of surprise to those
who have followed his career during
the past thtee years In that Important
ofllce. It lp no disparagement to hi",
predecessors to say that Dr. Long
street has pioved probably to be the
best coroner who has ever served In
Lackawanna county. Owing to his
lnrce practice it is doubtful If ho can
be induced to again assume the duties
which are so exacting if propel ly per
formed and consume so much time
that could be more profitably employ
ed. It Is certain however that Coroner
Longstieet In the term of ofllce which
Is drewlne to a iloso has made for
himself an oillcial record of which any
man might fi'el proud, and can com
mand a large following should ho
choose to a;jain enter the field as a
candidate.
The Longstreet family upon coming
to this country located In New Jer
sey, and were among the earliest set
tlers there. One of the ancestots
moved to Virginia, nnd the noted Gen
eral Longstteet Is descended from that
blanch. Dr. Longstreot's grandfather
removed from New Jersey to Wayne
county. Pa., and there engaged In
farming. Ills son, William R., tho
father of our subject, was engaged In
lumbering there, and followed th'!
same business in Promnton, Wayna
county, Pa., then for nbout Jive yearn
in Moscow, this county, after which
ho went to Erie city, and there en
gaged in the coal business until his
death In 173. He was one of those
who gave up all for the defense ot his
where they attended the National Pho
tosraphers' convention.
Mr, E. H. Bird, of Madison avenue, Is
visltng his mother In F.lngh.imton.
Miss Hale, of Yonkers, N. Y Is the
guest of Miss Ada Phillips on Monroo
avenue.
Mr. G. M. Hallstrad went yesterday to
Allenhurst, N. J., to accompany home his
mother and daughter.
Mr. M. H. Nlland left Thursday night
for Kansas Clt Mo., where he will rep
resent tho Scranton Correspondence
school.
Mr. Tallle M. Evans nnd J. D. Davlis
rodo to Plymouth and back on their
wheels on Thursday, returning by way
through Nantlcoke Into Parsons.
Mrs. II. B. Ware, son and nurse, ara
summering at Crystal lake. They will
remain there until September. Dr. Wa-o
will visit his family frequently during
their stay at ho lake.
Miss Helen Jewell Is at Rahway, N. J.
Miss Currlo Bonnie Is In Sullvan coun
ty. N. Y.
Miss Edith Plerson has returned from
Baltimore.
Harry Stevens Is spending a few days
In Moscow.
Mrs. F. L. Peck is at the old home In
Wayne county.
Mrs. Allen and Mrs. Harry Barker are
at Atlantic City.
Miss Lulu Hayward will spend her va
cation at Elmlra.
Rev. Dr. and Mrs. J. G. Eckman are at
Wyamlng Cump groutvl.
Miss Bertha Lowensteln will spend her
vacation nt Lake Wlnola.
Mrs. D. B. Harris and Miss Maggie
Hariis aro visltng In Harletnn.
Miss Gearhart and Miss Wheeler will
go to Beach Haven next week.
Mr. Tallle Evans, the talented city ed
itor of the Plttston Gazette, was In the
city yesterday.
Miss Pratt. Mls Fordham and Mr.
Willis Pratt left last night tor a stay
nt the Thousand Islands.
Mr. W. S. Huslunder nnd Miss Annie
Huslandor are enjoying a wheeling tour
through Bradford county.
Misses Anna Van Nort, Maria Evans
and Jessie Hngeu 'are attending Mr.
MoodyV sumer school at Northlleld.
Miss Hill, who came home to attend the
funeral of Mrs. W. L. Connell, hns re
turned with her aunt to Little Silver,
N. J.
Mrs. George M. Hallstead returned
Thursday night from Slatcrvllle, N. Y.,
with her little son, William, who was be.
rlously 111, but Is now recovering.
A QUEER LITTLE HEN.
There was once a little brown hen,
A dear little, queer little hen.
Her work was to lay
Just one egg every day;
And she did It, this good little hen.
i
She'd fly up In a tree, and right then,
Seated high on a branch, this queer hen,
Her one egg would lay,
Her one egg eveiy day,
This good little, queer little hen.
'Twas a strange thing to do, I must say,
Lay an egg from a tree eveiy day,
And what good was tho egg?
Just tell mo that, I beg
That fell from the tree In that wayT
But some people do things just as queer;
I know it; I've seen It, my dear.
They havo a good thought,
But it just comes to nought;
From the wrong place they drop it, my
dear.
There's a lesson for you and for me
From the hen that laid eggs in a tree
If we do a right thing,
If a good thought we bring,
Let's not choose a wrong place, you and
me. -Cardiff Times.
country and served for three years In
the Civil war.
Samuel Price Longstreet, the next
t. the youngest of a family of eight
children, was, born at Hawley, Pa
March -', 1S62, and when young moved
with his parents to Prompton, Mos
cow nnd Erie city. He attended school
four years In the latter rlnce, then
moved Jjack tc Prompton, and after his
father's death attended the Wayne
County Normal school there. He fin
ished his prellmlnaty education at the
stnte normal 'it Mansfield, then taught
for several jvurs in the Wayne county
schools. Having a predilection for the
piofesslon of a physician, and having
spout much of his leisure time in
reading up with tho end in view of
fitting hlmseit for such a sphere he
ertered the office of Dr. L. Kelly, ot
Olyphnnt, In 1870, and studied at in
tervals until 1SS3. when he entered the
olllco of Dr. Hand, of Scranton, and
Inter wns a student In tho medical
department of the University of New
Yoik. After a three years' course
there he graduated with tho degree of
M. D., March 8. ISmJ, and for the next
three years was associated with Dr.
Hand. In May, 1S?9 ho began practice
for himself. In response to the urgent
solicitation of many of his friends ha
allowed his name to be used as a can
didate for coroner, and lite popularity
was shown by tho result of the elec
tion held November 3, 1SD3, by which
he was elected with tho largest ma
jority of nny candidate on tho ticket.
Fraternally the Doetor is a member of
the Benevolf-nt Protective Order of
Elks. In his political affiliations he ad
heres to the teneu of the Republican
party.
Of ONE WOMAN'S VIEWS.
"It's these women that are making
my hair turn gray," declared the
motorman, as he was resting his tired
feet before starting on the down trip
from Nay Aug park. "They do the
craziest things," ho continued, "and
since they've all got bicycles they're
worse. I'd rather see tho Old Boy him
self coming than a woman on a bicy
cle. You never can tell Just when
she'll decide to cut across In front
and I've never wanted to scoop 'em
up on tho fender, although I will say
that eome of "em deserve It. They
seem to think It's smait to tiy to see
how close to the car they can dodgo
and make a fellow ilng his, bell nnd
lobe his grip with fright, and then
some do wobble so that you don't know
when they'ie going to light under the
wheels."
Women, anyway, whether they have
wheels or haven't, do queer things 03
regards street cars. In tho first place,
they often conduct themselves as if
they were raving maniacs. A glil
down on Washington avenue the other
day wanted to go to Green Ridge, and
she asked a woman at the corner which
car to take. The directions were given
explicitly and the car wns approach
ing. Then that girl proceeded to plant
herself Jn the middle of Spruce street
on the inteisectlon of tho tiacks and
she kept two llnca of cars at a stand
still while her former adviser, tho
conductors and most of the passers
by wero vociferously telling her what
to do as she Idiotically danced up and
down in confusion and perplexity.
But the way a woman performed yes
terday In her Indignation with tho
conductor because he wouldn't give her
a transfer to the Suburban line from
Petersburg until reaching Linden
Btreet was a horrible examplo
of how not to do It. He endeavored
to explain that ho was not allowed to
transfer except at that point, but she
frankly told him that he was a liar
or something to that effect, and she
knew very well his excuses, were all
SCRATCHED
CONSTANTLY
Baby Badly Afflicted with Eozema.
Medical Treatment Useless.
Cured by Cuticura.
Sly niece's llttlo luby boy had Koroma all
over lilj face, so that bo needed continuous
watching, and he scratched tho tores con
stantly. Mornings, hlJface.handsaud clothes
would bo stained with blood. She Dover
could tako him out, his face was so full of
Bores. She bad medical treatment, and tried
everything ehe board of. Bhe commenced
using the Coticoiu. JIeuedies. The torts
UflMifaceani heicai cntlrctycuictl, and now
bit face Is smooth and rosy.
1 Mrs. L. J. rtOOT, New Scotland, N. Y.
SniDT Com Tiutai'l rot Etiit ntir Hcmoi,
with I,osi or Hub. Warm bttht wliti Cdticobi
Boir, iollowtd by gtoiU tnotaUoci vitu Cuticcia.
pureii of emollient!, d4 griil ot ikla caret.
o14ihmnthoatttvr!, rnrmn an Coir.,o'
litft., Umwo. llow tg Cut Leery lltby Uituor, (.
JONAS LOVQ'S SONG.
Powerful Bargains in
Men's Golf Shirts.
We told you something of these shirts the other day
gest purchase of the kind New York had ever seen in many
to sell the shirts tor halt their
owners this week many buyers have been back several
That s the best evidence of
One big days selling
the biggest event of its kind
iQp for very fine Madras Golf Shirts, with
J" white neck bands. Many handsome
patterns to choose from. Manufacturer's price
50 cents.
CQr for handsome Golf Shirts, with cuffs to
" match; that the manufacturer wanted
1.00 for.
Women's Linen Collars and
White Pique Scarf for 22c
Thought we had everybody supplied, but
puess we didn't the way people inquired for
them last Saturday and we had to disappoint
a good many. There's plenty for tomorrow.
Collars are pure linen and newest shapes, 'yjf,
Puffs are full length. The two for . .
White Aprons
Just 551 of them, embroidery trimmed,
plain hems and tucks ; positively worth -t
50c. Saturday price . . . . AM
rien's Handkerchiefs
50 patterns of them, with
fancy colored borders; worth
ioc. Saturday
50 patterns, fancy colored
borders; worth 15 cents. Sat
urday Folding Fans
Large size, roll folding all
worth 19c. Saturday
Soda Water
Jonas
bosh. Then she abused him all the
distance of the block and really he
ought to have picked her up and drop
per her inadvertently Into the pool of
water formed by the street flushing
operations at that time In progress.
Instead of gently and politely helping
her down.
.
"I'm Just tired out trying to keep
one woman from being smashed," re
marked a conductor pathetically the
other day, "It's hard enough work" he
went on "to stand on the edge of noth
ing all day and part of the night ring
ing up fares and trying to see in four
different directions, bc6ldes keeping
up the reputation of being a mind
reader and knowing where everybody
wants to get out without them saying
a word, but I didn't contract to hold
women In the car.
"She was bound to stand on the
footboard of a picnic car and all I
could do she wouldn't sit down. Uvery
time we struck a curve I expected
to see her land In the gutter and by
the time we got half way over the trip,
not making any stops, you know, I
was about as crazy as she was. Hvery
little while ehe'd give a yell and every
body expected she was tumbling off.
Tell you what, I was glad when we
stopped for good."
There Is the woman who always
keeps the car waiting as the sails
majestically up, and there Is the one
who carries an umbiella under her
arm. Now, a woman and an umbrella
are a bad combination, when the lat
ter Is under the ami of the former,
especially if you happen to be clamber
ing up behind her and get a vicious
Jab In tho eye.
There, too, Is the one who always
drops things on the car floor or leaves
them on the seat and keeps a relay of
men, including the conductor and
sometimes the motorman, chasing her
to restore the lost belongings. The
only ameliorating phase of this weak
ness in femanlty is that men generally
like to do this for a gracious woman,
and the one who scatters her posses
sions as she moves Is apt to be gracious
from habit. She has learned a little
lesson embodied In this bit of advice:
Never protest when men want to do
things for you from bringing a glass
of water to stopping an express train.
They won't offer their assistance If it
doesn't please them to do so. They
can be very oblivious to a woman s
comfort If they don't happen to want
to do otherwise. If they propose to
render little services don't object
don't refuse, but immediately ac
quiesce. They like It.
But what I staited out to tell was
the queerness of women on street cars.
Perhaps you thought I'd divulged
enough, but I've kept tho worst back
to the very last. They have one habit
that Is really most exasperating and
that is when in a crowded car and one
person alights, the other women In
their vanity will Immediately move and
spread their skirts over the vacant
place, thus keeping out the tired men
hanging on the footboard. The other
evening a man gave up his seat to a
girl. Soon another girl in, the same scat
left the car and Immediately the first
one moved along and settled herself
In the place vacated, where the man
who had risen was about to seat him
self. He looked fixedly at the little
bundle of selfishness and ejaculated
softly; "Well, I'll be ," but the
girl nor anybody else did not quite
catch tho prophetlo remarks which he
uttered. Whatever It may have been,
he was reasonably justified, says
Saucy Bess.
THE QREAT STORE.
actual worth, beveral hundred
their goodness.
today and this Golf Shirt opportunity will be gone. Wi
so hurry in today before
A An for extra
10 maicn. New ana noooy patterns ir
stripes, checks, plaids, etc. Manufacturer go
75c and 89c tor
72c for nandsome Golf Shirts, with cuffs
' to match, that the manufacturer wants
$1,25 for.
Paper Novels
Two thousand of them
prices that can't be beat.
4c n,ch
By such authors as:
The Duchess.
Charlotte M. Braeme.
Alexander Dumas.
Jerome K. Jerome.
Robert L. Stevenson.
Miss M. E. Braddon.
Anthony Hope.
Mrs. Forrester.
Soap and
6 for 25c
4 for 25c
Castile Coap
large cakes;
that
is worth
for
colors;
10c
29c; for
and Ice Cream Served in
Long's Sons
0imf0mx-
Bare feet are almost preferable to some shoes.
The kind that it is necessary to "break in"
generally, make a man "break out," or say
harsh things. Our shoes have the name of
being easy fitters Dressy shoes that will set
off the finest walking or street costume.
IWUMOtsmy
Shine tickets, good
Shining Parlors, with
THE PARK MENAGERIE,
The menagerie at Nay Aug park la
an unfailing source of amusement to
the many children who visit It In these
picnic days of vacation. The older
people also find it very interesting and
are seen gazing intently at the vari
ous strange creatures.
Briefly enumerated, the park menag
erie consists of three deer, two rab
bits, five squirrels, a raccoon, two ot
ter, a fox and twelve alligators of as
sorted sizes. To these several objects
of Interest the city Is chiefly Indebted
to Dr. G. E. Hill, who has conveyed
a number of the animals from his win
ter home on Indian River, Fla.
The beautiful deer are In a paddock
close to tho boulevard, where are trees
and several rocks (mostly rocks), Tho
fox Is also In this enclosure, where he
wanders restlessly around, wondering
what It Is all about. The smaller ani
mals are In a spacious cage, where a
series of boxes and a tree trunk, with
extending stumps of limbs afford a
home for the squirrels. Some of these
are of the tropical species and their
odd shaped, meek looking faces and
black and tan coloring present quite a
contrast to those found in the forests
in this vicinity. One of the little crea
tures, the "Brigadier General," so
called because he wants to get some
where else, is endlessly engaged in try
ing to find a hole in the fine wire grat
ing large enough to permit his escape.
The others cling like bats to tho net
ting and look out Inquisitively at the
spectators. '
One, "Dr. Swallow," has a theatrical
pose which he frequently affects, and
In which ho clasps his left paw dram
atically over his heart. "Mrs, Briga
dier General" spends most of her time
on a tree limb taking naps and alter
nately meditating as to whether a war
widow may find more advantages in
Washington or at Bar Harbor.
The alligators are In a mud puddle
across the road, where they are sepa
rated from an admiring public by a
primitive tank composed of wire net
ting and a toboggan of boards. Tho
puddle is unhidden by palms, ferns or
other tropical plants; tho alligators
i i- -ana if mi i .- iB in i-.! vii - - -.
JONAS LONG'S SONS.
tvfi'
told you it was the big
days. We also promised-n
dozens have tound happy
times after more ot thenv
they're gone.
good Madras Golf Shirts, cuffy (
these.
for Saturday at
.
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By such authors asr
n
Mrs. Alexander
Rosa N. Carey.
Hugh Conway.
Marie Corelli.
Henry Sienkiewicz.
Walter Besan't.
Gustave Aimard. ,
Conan Doyle.
-ALSO-
The copyright works of E. P. Roe and
Amelia E. Barr, on super calander paper, hand-
somely illustrated, beautilully bound; nrr JJ
worth Si. 50; for .... '",:
Wash Cloth
genuine green olive oil kin
and a large Turkish wash cloth.
8c alone.
Dom oaiuraay x
Leather Belts
Your choice Saturday of either black or
white Leather Belts, ordinarily worth -C-r
the Store.
vi .
111'"!
at the Chicago Shoe
each pair of shoes.
chiefly reside on the sliding scale above
mentioned, where they rest Indiscrimi
nately, ranging from a baby about big
enough for a card case, to an elderly
personage with spectacles who would
make a nice traveling bag.
This big fellow, "General Weyler,"
has a bad eye and, a way of lifting up
tho top of himself which would be ex
citing were he a few feet longer. Yes
terday he yawned rather amiably for
an alligator of that name, and all the
small children In the vicinity who be
longed to the Sunday school picnic fled
precipitately and told each other that
they were lost.
The General looked bored and casual
ly remarked that his papa was down
on the Cuban frontier and ho was dis
posed to believe would eat a number of
American soldiers before tho close of
the war.
"General Blanco" is a gentlemanly
looking 'gator, with a slightly up
turned nose. He seems to have a
thinking part In the outfit and does llt
tlo talking. In fact the lady alligators
are quite admired by some of the visit
ors, as they are said r have no
tongues. They all smite expansively.
None of these exiles are large enough
to create the scene afforded by the
menagerie alligator at Buffalo the oth
er day. A visitor desired the Saurian
to open hla mouth and accordingly
poked him with a walking stick. The
gentleman Is as yet unable dectde
whether the alligator's mouth came
open or not, for he suddenly landed In
the pool of water, whence a sweep of
the reptile's tall had sent him, togeth
er with his silk hat and stick.
By the way, it may be well to stato
that should you be chased by one of tho
Nay Aug Park alligators, if you will
remember to make hasty turns in your
flight, he won't be nble to catch you.
An alligator's sprinting powers, like
those of Nellie McCrory, aro best when
directed in a straight line. He 1b afflict
ed with a chronic stiff neck, which pre
vents any great alacrity in getting on
to curves.
By tho way, the water in the tank
near tho car terminus seems to have
been obtained from the alligator pud
dle. It Is eminently unfit to drink.
SOCIETY, '